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i-willstealyourtoes · 6 months ago

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Huh can I get uhhhh

Get uhh

Bain legally adopts a teenage reader for tax reasons and drops them off at the safehouse and Dallas essentially becomes their dad?

Also a side of them hanging out with the younger heisters (Joy Sydney Sokol) and I guess I'll be having it platonic family fluff style. Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask though.

You got it right! Hope you enjoy :) I decided not to use the colours, because I'm not sure if people actually like them haha- If you guys want them back lmk!

Adopted!Teen!Reader + the PDG

- Now, Bain did adopt you for tax reasons (I don't know how that works but we roll)

- But that doesn't mean he doesn't care about you or anything, he'll make sure you're alright

- But he's not exactly in the position to look after a kid, considering he's always busy and needs to be as private as possible

- So he usually leaves you at the safehouse, where there's always someone there

- Dallas interacts with you first, as well as some of the younger heisters

- He's always been the one to greet new members of the team, as he is kind of the leader

- So it isn't much different with you, although of course you're much younger than the people he's interacted with recently

- Forgive him if he's a little awkward

- With the younger heisters, at least he could talk about their occupation and skills, but with you? Nothing

- But he's friendly enough, letting you know he's there if you have any problems

- Every heister has a different first opinion of you

- For example, Joy and Sydney are quite nice to you immediantly

- They're closest to you in age, and therefore a bit more relatable

- Sydney will get you to do some pranks or something

- Joy will record it, occasionally helping out

- They're definitely one of the quickest to warm up to you

- If you like art or gaming, they're more than happy to talk about it with you!

- You can all play Mario Kart or something :)

- Joy will beat you guys for sure, but it's okay (you and Sydney will get her back later)

- I think at the start, Sokol would be kind of dismissive of you

- I mean, why do they have to deal with Bain's kid? The safe-house is a place for skilled heisters to plan out their next move, not some daycare

- Or at least, that's how it starts for him

- But when you ask for some pointers on how to shoot, play hockey, or maybe ask for some lessons in Russian, he'll start to warm up

- After that? He treats you like his beloved little sibling :)

- 'If anything happens to them I will kill everyone in this room and then myself' type beat

- May occasionally try to get you into the heisting career at some point. Maybe.

- Once you learn how to shoot and so on, Dallas might help you out too, but he probably won't let you do anything further

- You're still a kid, he doesn't like the idea of putting you in danger

- Although the younger heisters seem to think it as a potentially good idea

- As for the other heisters?

- Wolf would probably not talk to you in general, but the more time you spend in his presence, the more discreetly protective of you he is

- Chains is probably more like a mix of Dallas and Sokol in that he'd like having you train, but is unsure about you starting off a career in heisting

- Hoxton is originally a bit stand-offish for the same reason as Sokol, but eventually matches a bit with Sydney in that he'd encourage you to bring a little chaos in the safe-house

- Houston would be like Wolf; he wouldn't really speak to you or interact since he thinks it's weird for Bain to adopt you in the first place. Will encourage some pranks though-

- John Wick would also be in disagreement with you being adopted by Bain in the first place, but will warm up and help with training (he's definitely quite strict tho beware!!)

- Clover for sure acts as an older sister, teasing you but overall being kind and protective over you (will cheer you on during training)

- Dragan would try not interact with you really..but he might give some tips if you're training/working out. Eventually, like Wolf, he will become secretly protective of you :)

- Jacket would probably not interact very often with you, but eventually, he'll let you listen to his music or play games (kinda like Houston, he will low-key enjoy the pranks too)

- Bonnie would treat you like a little sibling and maybe try to teach you poker to scam the others with false innocence (high-fives if you do so) + if you have (romantic) relationship issues, she will encourage you to end/ruin their lives

- Jiro would definitely judge Bain for adopting you for tax reasons, and for a little bit he might be a quite distant, but as time progress, he sort of views you as a kid to look after too, maybe not like his child, but still a child for him to protect and look after

- Bodhi would for sure try get you into surfing or just sports, the others will pull you away (unless you actually enjoy it then they'll just roll their eyes or something)

- Jimmy is maybe not the greatest role model, but he's actually quite fun around you, just be aware he might pass out in the middle of a conversation with you

- Rust would probably keep his distance from you at first, thinking that it's better not to interact since he's, well, old and a criminal. But after a little while, especially once you start training and so on, he'll warm up to you! You might find yourself a new (o l d) uncle :)

- Sangres for sure will try to teach you some blade skills or Spanish words (a lot of them might be profanity). He's a lot of fun, just not the most responsible-

- Duke might not come up to talk to you much, but he doesn't mind talking to you if you come up to him, especially if it's about history and so on :)

#x reader #x reader headcanons #payday 2 #payday #payday 2 x reader #payday the heist #payday 2 dallas #platonic #platonic x reader #sokol payday 2 #joy payday 2 #Sydney payday 2

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crispy-bonnie · 2 years ago

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HI IT'S ME MWAH MWAH (/P)

- Okay anyways-

- I read your thing about flirtatious s/o, and was like 😳->😏

- Idk if this goes against the rules bc it is limey so (if it is just lmk and delet)

- Can we get uhm.... Jacket, Sokol, Houston, Dallas and for absolutely no reason Dozer for this?

- So can we get a situation where Reader and him have to (for random plot reasons) hide in a tight spot??? Like a locker or something

- This is during/just after a fight so Reader's preeeetty tired

- So they just rest their head on him

- And he's trying so hard not to... not to have.... UHHHHHH-

- I hope you know where this is going???

- (He's trying not to wiener)

yeah this is chill with me ! if i ever write overly spicy stuff , then you'll most likely find it on my alt that's dedicated to the juicy stuff . also no i'm not giving the tag for said alt lmao also , this post in particular is VERY long and took me fucking forever to finish . my writing clearly started to deteriorate towards the end LMAO . consider this a valentine's day special lol i'll be making a special cut of this on my side blog once i get my requests done so stay tuned for that ig

!! SUGGESTIVE CONTENT + CLAUSTROPHOBIA UNDER THE CUT . PLEASE BE ADVISED !!

Tight Spot - PAYDAY + DOZER X READER MULTISHOT

Dallas

Despite such a quiet heist, it was still one of exhaustion. Having to worry about the guards, running past civilians and praying that they don't see you, it's draining. Luckily, a fellow heister volunteered to stealth it with you, making the experience a tad bit easier.

You and Dallas were tasked with tagging a truck with a GPS tracking device whilst the other two heisters, Houston and Hoxton, stayed behind. This truck contained voting machines that you two have to hack, but none of the trucks were labeled, therefore you had to find clues on which ones had the things you needed. The two of you were tucked in a shipping container, waiting for guards to pass while looking through the boxes to see if there was anything indicating the right or wrong truck.

"D-Dallas...? Can we take a quick breather..?" You huffed, your legs cramped from crouching and your body coated in sweat from all the running and sneaking about. Despite the container being so large, the two of you could barely squeeze yourselves inside, as there were boxes packed rather tightly inside. Your legs were entangled in his, both of your torsos just mere centimeters away. You were panting heavily, the tight space making it harder to gather oxygen.

"Sure..are you alri-" He was cut off as you leaned forward, your head now resting on his shoulder as your arms wrapped around his waist. Dallas could feel his face heating up from underneath his mask, but not because of the awkward atmosphere. He stared down at your heavily breating form attempting to gulp down the words that were stuck in his throat.

You were brought out of your heated daze when you heard Dallas groaning softly, in which you pulled back ever so slightly to face him. He had one of his hands pressed against the boxes whilst the other was holding up his mask. You could feel his legs shaking ever so slightly as he tried to curb the attempts to buck his hips towards yours.

"Are you okay?" You hummed, bringing your hand up to his and moving his mask off of his face so you could make sure that he wasn't dying underneath it. However, just as you unveiled his lips, both of his hands shot up to grab your mask, ripping it off before slamming his lips against yours.

The scent of cigarette smoke and his freshly ironed suit filled your nose, the bitter sensation of nicotine and the sweet taste of him now in your mouth as his tongue pressed against yours. Your eyes fluttered shut, now resting your hands on his shoulders to pull him closer. Time seemed to slow, everything melting away as you focused on him and only him. Not even the sounds of gunshots or the bickering of the other two heisters outside pulled you out of the trance that the two of you were stuck in.

Let's hope the others don't find you two in that shipping container...

Houston

It was a quiet night. The only sounds heard being rain drops tapping softly against the window and the chatter among the attendees of the auction. As much as the gang wanted to try to place bids on the artifact being auctioned off, they knew that it would take a big chunk out of their vault, and it would most certainly not be a guarantee of even getting it. The criminals instead opted for attempting to steal the item. After all, it was one of the many things they were good at.

Ears sharp and eyes peeled, you crawled down the halls as fast as possible, making sure to keep yourself out of sight from the guards and cameras that littered the building. Houston followed behind, keeping an eye out for anyone approaching. The two of you thought you were safe, but the sound of a gun unholstering and a voice shouting at you two brought you two to a halt.

Turning around to face the guard, he glared the both of you down for a good few seconds. He proceeded to fish his radio out of his pocket, but you had whipped your gun out to shoot it to bits before he could say anything. Next thing you knew, unsilenced gunshots had been fired from the guard's gun, now alerting others. The crowd below was now startled, spooked whispers and gasps echoing from the crowd. The sounds of these sent panic into you, making you directly headshot the guard before grabbing Houston by the wrist and pulling him away.

You shoved yourself and Houston into a storage closet, shutting the door behind you as the alarms started to blare from outside. The closet was unfortunately very tight, but it was the only hiding spot available so that you could wait for the rest of the crew to arrive and save you from this mess. Your hands left the doorknob just after you locked it, letting out a huff of relief before leaning your shocked form against the wall.

"I'm sorry I-"

"No it's okay, it's okay. We didn't know he'd be there." Houston sighed, placing his hand on your shoulder before pulling you close. You took a minute to process what was going on, the sirens, the screaming, and soon the warm embrace that you found yourself in. He continued to whisper reassurings into your ear as he let you relax into him.

A few minutes in, you could hear Houston muttering your name ever so softly. Almost like he was trying to get your attention. You pulled back, looking into his now half-lidded eyes before asking: "Are you okay..?"

"Sorry I just- m- my- ngh..~" Houston pulled his hands away from your waist, bringing one up to his mask and the other down to his pants, the other now gripping onto his belt desperately. He moved his mask off to wipe away some of the sweat that was coating his forehead. Your face flushed red once your eyes trailed down to his crotch, his current behavior finally making sense to you.

"We should- sh-should get back to the missio-" He went back to pull his mask back on, but you brought your hand up to stop his, soon pulling it away to swipe your mask off and let it clatter to the ground. "No no..." You hummed, your face now inches away from his. The red on his face became brighter as you grabbed at his pants, pulling at them ever so slightly. "Let's take care of your little friend here first~"

Sokol

It was an intense battle. The constant bangs and pops of guns firing, screams of the cops that were being mercilessly shot down as well as the heisters' demands for things like coolant for the drill or to reboot the power, and most importantly, the earpiercing sound of the giant drill burning its way into the glass flooring that blocked the criminals from the stacks upon stacks of cash that they were after.

"SOKOL!" His name erupted from your throat as you fired your weapon at the horde of cops that continued to try to get to the both of you. Your body armor was sparing you of the bleeding you would've had to endure if you didn't have it, but it still hurt regardless. "We're under heavy fire here!"

"БЛИН- I KNOW!" The Russian cursed loudly, also trying to fend off the swarms of cops. Wave after wave, they just kept coming. It was like there was no break to it. You were starting to get exhausted and your armor was starting to deteriorate under its constant abuse, struggling to reload fast enough to be able to continue shooting cops down. You whipped around to face Sokol, but you could only catch the faint image of him grabbing you by the wrist and running through a doorway.

It was a blur, especially with how fast he was running, but soon you finally processed that you two were in a locker room. You could hear the heavy boots of the various cops stampeding their way down the stairs. Within a matter of seconds, you found yourself and the Russian heister now stuffed into a locker, the both of you dead quiet as you two waited for the cops to pass.

It felt like forever until you heard the footsteps of those pesky cops started to fade away, in which you finally managed to take a deep breath before finally leaning against the wall a little more. You looked up at Sokol within the dark confines of the metal locker you two had been stuffed in. It was only when you glanced to the side when you realized that he had both his hands firmly planted next to your head, effectively pinning you within the locker.

Blinking a few times, you focused your gaze back on him, realizing that his mask had been shoved out of its place, now showing a good portion of his face. You could see his platinum eyes glinting at you with an almost feral intent, his hair scattered and no longer its in slicked back state. From what you could see with the little light provided, his sweat-coated face was dusted pink, his jaw hanging slightly as be panted harshly.

"You know..." He started, his voice low as if he were growling, bringing his left hand away from your head only to rip his mask off, as well as yours. He proceeded to grip your chin and pull you close, nearly closing the gap between your lips and his. "The drill has quite a long time before it's done, no?"

You could feel the heat rushing to your face and down to your crotch because of his behavior, letting out a small whimper as he left a soft kiss on your lips. The hardness in his pants was pressed against your thigh, his hips moving ever so slightly and bringing friction between the two surfaces. Sokol leaned into your ear, nibbling at your earlobe gently before purring:

"Why don't we... pass the time... милый?"

Jacket

Jacket wasn't very fond of stealth, and neither were you. Of course, Bain made the two of you go on this heist anyway. Why? Who knows, and you honestly couldn't care less. You just wanted to get the heist over and done with.

The two of you were infiltrating the GenSec arena, in which there was vault that was in need of cracking. There was a concert going on for a musician going by the name 'Alesso'. The music was bumping from the stage itself, so loud that the two of you could hear it whilst in the halls behind the concessions.

You had to find the C4 that was marked in some of the storage closets, said closets being marked with a red X. However, what the two of you didn't know was that there were going to be a few guards patrolling this area. You currently had some of your lockpicking equipment out, desperately trying to get the reinforced door open. You could feel Jacket nudging at you, knowing that there was a guard nearly.

Just before the guard could even get a proper glance of the two of you, you managed to get the storage closet open, soon getting pushed inside by Jacket as faster than a lightning bolt. He quickly kicked the door closed, hearing the lock you had just picked click as the metal door slammed shut.

"That..." You breathed, your chest rising and falling harshly as you found yourself staring into the beady eyes of Jacket's mask. "That was close...huh?"

You attempted to push yourself up, only to realize that Jacket had both of your wrists pinned to the cold concrete floor. Letting out a quick chuckle as to try and make the situation a little less awkward, you attempted to get up once more.

"J-Jacket...? I think- I think we're safe now-" It only took a few seconds before you found both your mask and Jacket's thrown to the side, the lack of his mask now revealing his reddened face and almost feral expression. His eyes stared into yours with a feverish yet lucid glow, his face starting to inch closer and closer to yours. "Jacket what are you-"

You were cut off as he rammed his chapped lips against your own, his kiss animalistic and rough in nature. It was only after he pulled away when he realized what he did, his grip weakening and his eyes widening. Jacket was about to reach for his tape recorder, but you stopped him, your voice weak but words clear as day:

"K-keep going~"

Dozer

"Damn it, FALL BACK! NOW!" You could hear Captain Winters screaming the demand into the radio, causing you to nearly panic, more so that you already are. You knew the Payday gang would put up a fight, but if Captain Winters himself was telling units to fall back, then you know something was wrong. You glanced up at your fellow colleague, a Skulldozer that you were good friends with, who was just shooting down an unfortunately no longer fellow cop. You would be gloomy about the fact, but you had no time for that, as the two of you were on the fourth floor and in immediate danger.

You were just about to whisper to him about the Captain's demands, but when you felt a bullet just barely graze your armor, your attention was pulled away. You focused your gaze in front of you, now seeing one of the masked criminals with a submachine gun slowly approaching you. Your face paled upon the sight, now frantically looking for a way out. You caught a glance of what the Dozer was facing, and much to your dismay, you found that the both of you were being closed in on by two of the clown-faced criminals.

Squeezing your eyes shut and ready to accept your fate, you were pulled out of your trance of fear, as well as being pulled out of the hall the two of you were in and into a room. It was only a matter of seconds before you realized that the Skulldozer had pulled you into a room nearby, holding you closely by the waist as he looked around for a hiding spot.

Just as the door to the room was kicked open by one of the gang members, you two had just barely managed to squeeze yourselves into a closet, holding your breaths and praying that he would leave soon. Luckily, upon scanning the room, the criminal backed out of the place, giving you the opportunity to gasp for air.

"Oh thank god-" You managed to say inbetween gasps. You pulled the mask obscuring your face down, revealing your pink-tinted cheeks and slightly ajar mouth. "God- all this can really work up someone's heat, huh?"

"Hehe...yeah.." Dozer responded quietly to you, in which you found oddly concerning. It was clear how draining the situation was, but usually he'd have some sort of witty remark or joke to respond to you with, but he seemed a bit sluggish this time around.

"Hey...are you okay?" You hummed, reaching your gloved hand out to the Dozer. He seemed to back away just a little bit upon your approach, causing you to retract your hand instead. "Do you need be to get Winters to call an extraction team? I can-"

"I-it's really hot in here..." He whimpered out, his legs trembling within his heavy armor. You were about to ask if he needed any help taking his armor or anything off, but you were cut off by his voice as well as your flustered response to it: "Or maybe you're just heating up the room~?"

"I- y-you-" Your face was nearly as red as your uniform, your nervous stuttering eliciting a chuckle from the Dozer that was pressed up against you.

"Y'know..." Dozer hummed, flipping his face plate up so you could see his lustful expression through the glass of his helmet, his other hand pressed against the wall next to your head as he purred:

"Maybe we can have some fun while we're still here~"

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hunterwritesstuff · 1 year ago

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Could I have Dallas x trans masc reader who works at his fav coffee shop?

YESSS THIS LOW-KEY FITS WITH ONE OF MY PAYDAY 2 OCS TOO LMAOO

🇺🇸 "Can I get a smooch with my regular?"

🇺🇸 "No, Nathan, you may not. Goes against policy."

🇺🇸 "...I'll take a chocolate chip cookie to go... :("

🇺🇸 In all seriousness though, he's a regular and you always have his regular ready whenever he walks in.

🇺🇸 It took you a while to get to know his schedule for coming in, but when you did, it was smooth sailing from there!

🇺🇸 You two occasionally have coffee dates, but it's hard to coordinate due to him having such a difficult work schedule.

🇺🇸 He's come in wearing a cast once or twice, but shrugged it off.

🇺🇸 Then he came in looking like he'd been through Hell and back with one of his friends supporting him, police just outside the shop.

🇺🇸 "Nathan, what the Hell is going on?"

🇺🇸 His swedish friend(Ulf, he was a total sweetheart when you met him) looked at you, asking you to grab Nathan's usual.

🇺🇸 You nod, grabbing it.

🇺🇸 That was the day you learned his actual occupation and...

🇺🇸 You were upset, but not for the reason you would think.

🇺🇸 You wish he told you sooner SO YOU COULD BRING HIM HIS REGULAR SO HE DIDN'T ALMOST FUCKING DIE ON A DAILY BASIS.

🇺🇸 You were fine if he was a criminal, but at least do it IN A SAFE DAMN MANNER, STEELE!

🇺🇸 You still love him! Now you just know he's more of a dumbass than you thought!

🇺🇸 Still your dumbass though! <3

Hope ya enjoy!

#payday 2 dallas x transmasc reader #payday 2 dallas x reader #dallas x reader

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onestepbackwards · 3 years ago

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Dallas, mid robbery: Where is the vault key? Y/n, 11 hours into a 12 hour shift: Wouldn’t you like to know, Clown Boy.

#payday 2 #payday #dallas payday #dallas x reader #x reader #x y/n #y/n #i miss payday 2 so here u go

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paydayximagines · 6 years ago

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Soon i’ll think If something to give Dallas a break, but today is not that day. Hacker!Reader setting Dallas’ alarm clock to play His infamous scream? Maybe as he wakes up he instinctively yells “I neeeeed a medic bag.” Sorry I Just love This meme And the old man. If you want me to stop just so xP

{hacker!reader just gives me life and the fact that they would use their powers to meme the hell out of Dallas blesses my soul. Here’s some headcanons}

Dallas

-This poor man doesn’t even see it coming in the morning. Like he was so tired the night before and he needed to get ready for something early in the morning.

-So per usual he set his alarm to wake him up at 7 in the morning.

-The hacker found a way to change the sound of his alarm clock to the sensational meme that has been spreading around the internet.

-The same meme that Dallas thought Bain had wiped from the internet.

-So you can imagine him jolting up from the sound of his own scream. At first he thought it was himself screaming from a night terror.

-But when the screaming and the call for a medic bag looped…

-He had a hard time turning it off too, you made it that way just to see him struggle with it.

-It took him a solid 2 minutes to finally turn the alarm clock off.

-He walked out of his room to find you sitting on the couch with a cup of coffee with this smug look on your face.

-”Well good morning sleepy head.”“Was that really necessary?”“Oh? I don’t know what you mean.”“You know damn well what I mean.”“Ok well to be fair it wasn’t my idea to begin with. You can thank Sydney.”“I cannot believe you’re our top hacker.”

-He tells you to change it back, and you agree. But…what’s the fun in that?

-Every morning he wakes up to a different version of that scream and it’s just a living hell for this man.

-He almost resorts to just smashing the alarm clock cause it’s never ending.

-This poor man just wants to wake up normally o k a y

#ask #headcanons #dallas #payday 2 #payday 2 self insert #dallas x reader #canon x reader

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s-w-a-n-p-r-i-n-c-e · 3 years ago

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Eddie's Link/Info List!

Links to my AO3, fic request queue, my sideblogs, headcanons, and Spotify playlists!

Tags! Block "swan rambles" if you don't wanna see my personal posts, and "swan answers" if you don't wanna see me answer asks!

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Please don't be afraid to ask me to tag things 💖

Sideblogs!

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Fictional Criminal lcons (lcons specifically for fictional criminals and villains)

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Fic Request Queue! ⚠️ Requests closed ⚠️

Important update

NSFW Dallas X Sokol X Jacket (For Arsonyard)

SFW Sydney X Jacket fluffy (For Anon)

NSFW Dallas X Bain, Dallas is a bottom (For Anon)

NSFW Sokol X Bottom! Jacket (For Qorojrjdks on Ao3)

SFW Jacket X Reader (For anon)

Read my works on Ao3!

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💖 Headcanon Masterlist 💖

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🎶 Character Playlist List 🎶

Majima Goro

Medic TF2

Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow

Edward Richtofen

Tank Dempsey

Cygnus (Payday Heistersona)

Corvus (Payday Heister OC)

Cygnus x Corvus (ship playlist 💖)

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Current fandoms of interest

CoD Zombies

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Payday 2

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#new pinned post #literally so excited i got the 'read more' thing to work on mobile

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harcourtholmesii · 4 years ago

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Hellu~ Just A Post About Requests

I am not particularly good at this kind of thing, but I wanted to just mention that requests are open for writing. Soon, I may be keen to attempt some art requests, but for now, I am sticking with story writing. Send me a message or ask, and let me know what you’re after. I’ll happily try most things, but I will return your message and let you know if I feel uncomfortable with writing what is asked. I am also happy to do character x reader stories!

Fandoms I Am Happy Writing For:

- Team Fortress 2 - Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse - Detroit: Become Human - Supernatural - Hetalia: Axis Powers - DC Comics - Marvel Cinematic Universe - Outlast and Outlast Whistleblower - Dead By Daylight - Harry Potter - Lord Of The Rings and The Hobbit - Sanders’ Sides - Naruto and Naruto Shippuden - The Wolf Among Us - The Walking Dead - Payday (Video Game) - BBC’s Sherlock - Mass Effect - Game of Thrones

- Cuphead: Don’t Mess With the devil And below I have listed just SOME of the ships I adore writing for: - Medic X Heavy - Sniper X Spy - Scout X Miss Pauling - Soldier X Zhanna - Peter B. Parker X Deadpool - Hank Anderson X Connor - Simon X Markus - RK900 X Gavin Reed - Castiel X Dean Winchester - Germany X Italy - Russia X Germany - Russia X America - Russia X Canada - England X France - America X Japan - Jason Todd X Dick Grayson - Tim Drake X Connor Kent - Tony Stark X T’Challa - Bruce Banner X Thor Odinson - Tony Stark X Pepper Potts - Clint Barton X Natasha Romanoff - Evan Macmillan X Dwight Fairfield - Evan Macmillan X Claudette Morel - Michael Myers X Jake Park - David King X Nea Karlsson - Philip Ojomo X Sally Smithson - Glenn Rhee X Maggie Greene - Lee Everett X Carley - Dallas X Sokol - Sherlock Holmes X John Watson - John Watson X Mary Morstan - Sherlock Holmes X Molly Hooper - Mycroft Holmes X Greg Lestrade - Greg Lestrade X Molly Hooper - Garrus Vakarian X Shephard - Tali’Zorah nar Rayya X Shephard - Jaime Lannister X Brienne of Tarth

- Devil X King Dice

There may be some characters I may be more comfortable writing for, if only because I am more aware of their character or plotline, but I will let you know. There may be a bunch of others I am happy to write for, but for now, here are those that I can think of! Let me know what you’re after and I will try to get around to as many as possible!

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artcupcakes · 3 years ago

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I truly can't wait for payday 3 to come and if Dallas is present giving my soul to the old god's for him to become a Tumblr sexyman. I can't be the only one writing X reader fics and even then I had like three. Why won't anyone acknowledge the fact that all the heisters are pretty cute but Dallas not only is the leader of the heisters but in beaty.

Anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk. Overkill please gives us fucking birthday's date for the heisters or more of the heisters as normal citizens

Counter argument:

I will sacrifice Dallas life, canonically killing him; for Overkill give us any more characterization and general development on the crew outside of the original four. This post was made by the Houston, Bonnie, Sokol, Sangres, and Joy gangs.

(Unlikely though that even the non crossover characters come back outside the core four because fuck us amirght?)

Also may I say bold of you to assume will get a good game /j/(hopefully)

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melvinfellerstuff · 6 years ago

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Melvin Feller Looks At How to Wholesale Real Estate For Big Profits

Melvin Feller Business Group in Burkburnett Ministries and Dallas Texas and Lawton Oklahoma. Our mission is to call and equip a generation of Christian entrepreneurs to do business as ministry. We provide workshops and resources that help companies discover how to do business God’s way and provide a positive outreach as the director. When the heart of a business is service rather than self it can be transformed into a fruitful business ministry earning a profit and being of service to the community and their customers. Melvin Feller is currently pursuing another graduate degree in business organizations.

Large figure assignment fees may be hard for some people to believe in today’s real estate market. Unbelievably, they are still out there for the active, persistent and methodical real estate investors, even the first-timers!

Wholesaling

Wholesaling is the art of finding and assigning properties. It can be so appealing to new investors because there is very little cash required to support these types of deals and credit is not an issue. A new investor requires only a small amount of cash to cover earnest money deposits, advertising, www.etc.

Discover your mission, vision, or purpose in life. Spend some time envisioning the type of lifestyle that fits your family and personality traits. Then begin to realistically set your goals based upon the vision.

Remember the basics about goals – they should be SMART GOALS.

Specific

Measurable

Attainable

Realistic

Timely

Aim for what really matters to you. Discover your mission/vision/purpose and teach yourself how to set and persist to achieve your goals. To manage time effectively track your tasks consistently, so that you do not waste time on non-income producing activities. Visualize and focus on your goals daily to ensure that your actions reflect that which pertains to your goals.

What tools do you need?

The basic tools that you will need as a new wholesale investor are these:

* Cell phone! This will help you to organize your tasks, records, and phone numbers and synchronize with your computer.

* Computer - researching data comps and for marketing your wholesale deals

* Printer - print out contracts, contracts and any documents

* Camera or Phone this is an absolute must have for creating your e-flyers to mail our to your database to sell your deal

* Contracts / Agreements

* Fax Machine

* Filing Cabinet – you will need this too.

As your business evolves, you will reach a point where you will find other tools and gadgets that increase your productivity and your profits.

How to find deals:

There are many places to you can locate deals and here is a list a few of them:

* Vacant Houses

* Title Companies

* Home Inspectors

* REIA Clubs

* FSBO’s

* Bankruptcy Attorneys

* Homeowners Associations

* Burned out Landlords

* Bail Bondsmen

* Code Enforcers

* Hard money Lenders

* Meter Readers

* Waste Management

* Divorce Attorneys

* Probate/Trustees

* Tax Offices

* Garage Sales

* Estate Sales

** Every time you go for a ride, take a different route to get to know your neighborhood, the properties, comps, vacant and utility workers.

Once you have made contact with a truly motivated seller- you will make them an offer on that property based on the comps, repairs and your desired profit.

Quick Calculation of the Maximum Acceptable Offer: (MAO)

MAO = (ARV x .65) – RC – CC – AF

ARV = After Repair Value

RC = Repair Cost

CC = Carrying Costs

AF = Assignment Fee

Assigning the Contract

The most important thing to do here….in the money step is to be very clear that you’ve contracted to purchase the property as “your name….and/or assigns”: By placing and/or assigns after your name, you’ve ensured your ability to assign the deal to an end buyer. Although a contract is usually assignable unless otherwise stated, I would hate you to fall down on the money step by leaving it to happenstance. Once you have an executed purchase agreement with the motivated seller that contacted you and you’ve negotiated a hot, smoking deal with your and/or assigns on that top line…you are ready to find your buyer.

Note: In my contracts, “and / or assigns” is a part of the agreement along with the following clause.

Buyer shall receive a key within 48 hours and be granted access to the property to allow partners and contractors to evaluate it as needed. If the seller is still living in the house, I request access on pre-arranged days and times. When they will not be there and this allows me to get my investors in to see the property.

How to help your buyers see the value in your deal

I try to make it as easy as possible for my buyers to access, evaluate and purchase my wholesale deal by doing the following. By having my contractor to come out and submit, an estimate on the needed repairs (on his professional letterhead) can save my buyer/investor a great deal of time and guesswork. In addition, I also ask my real estate agent for some accurate comps on the subject property. Even though I encourage every buyer/investor to pull their own comps, perform their own due diligence, I have found that by doing these things, they are steps that aid in the process of assigning the deal.

So at this point, you are so close to that meeting with your bank teller right. …hang on!

At this stage, you have the property under contract, you have your estimate(s) for the repairs, comparable, photos, and you have access to the property and your blank assignment of contact in your hot little hands. You have done a lot and you are close.

How to Find a Buyer for your Deal

During this point, time is certainly of the essence and you have to get your e-flyer made and sent out to your database, your craigslist ads, your for-sale-by-owner posts, directional arrows and a hard copy to bring to your local real estate investor club.

In my experience, they are many, many “want to-be” investors that read book after book, attend seminars and invest within the confines of their minds. My advice to my students is to weed out the tire kickers from the decision makers, early on before they have a deal. Create a performing database. It doesn’t have to include many, many names…. just the ones that know a hot, smoking deal when they see one and that will perform when the times comes to do so.

What day is it? Now it’s payday!

Your end buyer / investor will be exchanging a signed assignment of contract with you for a fee. They are paying for the right to step into your place and fulfill the obligations that you and the seller have set forth.

Collect a deposit from your buyer as you hand over the purchase agreement and obtain a signed assignment of contract. This will help you to separate the decisive, action taking investors from those that have a case of paralysis of analysis. If your buyer is serious about moving forward, they will have the wherewithal to hand over a deposit in good faith thereof.

Since it is your deal, you would be using your title company who is most knowledgeable and skilled in the art of wholesaling properties and the manner in which you operate your business. You will provide your title agent with instructions about the remaining funds that will be released to you upon settlement. If your title company is not able to release those funds to you at that time, it will be necessary to execute an addendum with your buyer.

An addendum attesting to the fact that you will be both be at the closing and the buyer ( your assignor) must pay you in the lobby immediately following the closing, along with a Notarized Memorandum of Agreement would help to protect your interest.

Assignment fees can be very lucrative in certain markets. On my very first wholesale deal-, the assignment fee was $7,000 and I had never done it before….so not bad right? My third wholesale deal allowed for a $40,000 fee because it was a hot, smoking deal. The buyer, a contractor was thrilled to get that property so that he could rehab it and make his profit.

Hot, Smoking deals are out there….if you are not paying attention, you will bump right in to one of them!

So, with that- see your vision, steady yourself, prepare with vigor, head in that direction with renewed energy, confidence and persistence…, and remember to enjoy the journey.

Melvin Feller Business Consultants Ministries Group in Texas and Oklahoma. Melvin Feller founded Melvin Feller Business Consultants Group and Burkburnett grace Ministries in the 1970s to help individuals and organizations achieve their specific Victory. Victory as defined by the individual or organization are achieving strategic objectives, exceeding goals, getting results or desired outcomes and a positive outreach with grace and as a ministries. He has extensive experience assisting businesses achieve top and bottom line results. He has broad practical experience creating WINNERS in many organizations and industries. He has hands-on experience in executive leadership, operations, logistics, sales, program management, organizational development, training, and customer service. He has coached teams to achieve results in strategic planning, business development, organizational design, sales, and customer response and business process improvement. He has prepared and presented many workshops nationally and internationally.

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Hi!! Could you write some headcanons rust x reader, and maybe someone else from the main 4?

Thanks,ly

Alright! So I'll just write general romance HCs, I left out rust for this because I don't write for him in the romantic way, it's a personal choice, I do have father/kid relationship HCs up on my account! I'll definitely write something else for him soon tho! So wrote for the main 4, and Bain, hope that's ok! sorry this took so long, I got really burnt out ;-;

Random relationship HC's for the main 4, and Bain

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Dallas

Dallas is a bit protective, whether or not you're a heister, He's ready to fight for you, with absolutely no regard for his own life

Dallas plays with your hair a lot, he usually does it to keep his hands busy

Dallas really enjoys giving and receiving forehead kisses

Spoils the absolute shit outta you, just because he can

doesn't get jealous often, when he does it's more because of the person not leaving you alone

a workaholic, you have to drag him away from work for anything

Has never forgotten your anniversary, married or not

always goes all out on dates, his reasoning is 'Why not? it's for the love of my life'

a total sweetheart most days

uses pet names like 'Darling' 'Love' and 'Dear'

Chains

fuck i have no clue what to do for chains, like at all

actually never leaves your side, he's like one of those clingy puppy dogs that follow you everywhere

spoils you a lot as well

rambles to anyone that will listen about you

has taken many MANY bullets for you

doesn't like fancy dates, so he often takes you out for walks with you

doesn't even really remember your real name, mainly because he never calls you anything other than nicknames

however, he never forgets your birthday or anniversary

tells a lot of dumb jokes and always laughs at yours

Calls you 'Babe' 'Baby' and 'Honey' a lot

Wolf

Wolf is like chains in terms of following you around, he will follow you to the ends of the earth

he holds your hand everywhere you guys go, he doesn't really like not holding your hand

He gets more violent and aggressive if you get hurt

He likes cuddles, he's like a massive snuggly guard dog

He gets jealous easy

He speaks in swedish around you a lot, mainly because he's absolutely smitten and talks to himself about how much he loves you

teaches you swedish

you guys both adopt a dog together after you guys move in together

Forgets dates easy, not because he wants to but because he has so much going on in his psychotic brain

calls you stuff like älskling (Darling) sötnos (Sweetie) and min kärlek (my love)

Hoxton

Teases you a lot, just for fun

Really enjoys biting at your neck and shoulders

holds your hands a lot too

doesn't follow you around a lot, but he likes knowing where you are

will kill any cop that touches you with no hesitation

Goes WAYYY out on dates, he thinks it's important to have big dates, often you guys go out to eat at a fancy restaurant and then go do something fun

spoils you a lot, like a lot

likes cuddles, but they always end up in something more

likes telling corny jokes, laughs harder when you groan at them

Calls you 'My love' 'Darling' and 'cutie'

Bain

Bain is always talking to you, he really, really loves talking to you

since your most likely a heister, He's super protective

almost cries when you get hurt, It makes him sad

has an entire notebook full of stuff he loves about you, just in case

Dates usually consist of a movie and take out, he doesn't like going outside

makes tea for the two of you every night before bed

takes care of you when your hurt or sick

probably one of the best at remembering things

really likes when you braid or play with his hair

Calls you 'Baby' 'Honey' and 'Lovely'

#payday x reader #payday 2 x reader #payday 2 #payday the heist #payday dallas x reader #payday chains x reader #payday wolf x reader #payday hoxton x reader #payday bain x reader #answered requests #sorry i don't write romantically for rust #so sorry ;-;

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