#payback mofo

[dipplinduo]

You, when the Discord gets chaotic: WAIT WAIT LEMME DO SOMETHING, I AM MORALLY OBLIGATED—

I AM C O M P E L L E D-

You, then posting an out of context moment to the public: Behold! My work is complete! Laugh at my friends being silly and ignore the fact that I’m calling them out for their silly behavior! Surely you won’t see me quietly updating my own tags and adding more afterwards!!!

(Context: I asked to be impersonated)

THIS ONE WAS EXTRA PERSONAL BECAUSE YOU KNOW ME LIKE THAT, HUH YOU...

[cynical-ghost]

EMO GIRL

Paring: Lando Norris x private!girlfriend!reader

Genre: smau-social media, fluff.

Warning(s): use of Yn, some hate comments but not many, and that’s about it

Synopsis: Lando and Yn have been together since high school days but no one has ever seen you, except for your families and the other drivers in the grid. It’s finally time for the internet to meet Lando’s Emo Girl.

A/n: this is a tad bit self indulgent as i dress like this, side fringe and all 😭 But i also wanted to make a Lando fic to make up for making him evil in the last one.

Fc: I found the pics on Pinterest🫶

F1_wags

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F1_wags Lando seems happier talking about his high school sweetheart than about his second win of the season! Hopefully we get to meet the woman responsible of his happiness soon!💕

Landonorizzz I am still in denial that this man managed to bag someone with his frighteningly bad moves😭😭

L04NN01 gotta change your user soon 😂

Landonorizzz it doesn’t matter if he had a girlfriend or not this man still has no rizz and never will😆

Yourbff Hmmm I wonder who she is????🧐🤔🤔🤫@/Ynforeal do you have any clues?

Ynforeal No…now shush🤐

User15 sooo anyone else find these comments suspicious?

User21 get back to bed granny

LandoNorris

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Landonorris @/Ynforeal is not going to be happy this is the first picture I’m posting of her, but oh well. Love you 💕

User15 WHAT DID I TELL YOU!!!

Landonorizzz You guys are so cute together, it was so nice meeting you guys, I think I’m more of a Yn fan than a Lando fan 😂❤️

Ynforeal you’re so sweet! It was so cool to meet you!!! (Luv ur user<3)

Landonorizzz OMFGPMFGOMFGKSBDB

Ynforeal WTF Lando😭 crying real tears…

Landonorris 1. I’m sorry 😂 and 2. I’m sitting right next to you, you are smiling like crazy…

Ynforeal oh yeh.

Landonorris Ow, now my arm hurts😭

Ynforeal payback car boy🏎️

Yourbff FINALLY!!! Now I can openly ship you guys till my hearts content

User21 She look so cool omfg, I wanna be her friend!🤩

Ynforeal

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Ynforeal Why? Just…why?

Landonorris👉👌?

Ynforeal🤨

Landonorris is that a no to 🍆🍑

Ynforeal 🫡🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧍‍♂️

Landonorris😁

Landonorizzz wtf is going on in here??

User22 I’m scared, mum come get me!!

User21 kids let’s go

Ynismymother SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!

Oscarpiastri why do I ever check the comments on your account.

Ynforeal look away child…

Yourbff YASSS QUEEN SHIT!!!

Yourbff YOU LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD I COULD KISS YOU

Landonorris please refrain from smooching my girlfriend.

Yourbff sleep with one eye open mofo.

Landonorris👁️

[sinimake]

Some Kenshi specific headcanons!

His parents died when he was a teenager, leaving him and his younger sister. That's when Kenshi really got into the yakuza business because there were no adult to shield him from criminal life, and he had to earn money to keep them afloat.

He's indifferent to cold weather but absolutely hates humid heat. Summers in Japan are his nightmare, especially since he has to wear long sleeves to cover up his tattoos. It is the main reason why he's so on edge and irritated most of the time.

He grips things in his hand when he's thinking and focused. God help Johnny if Kenshi's hand is on his thigh when it happens.

Has no skincare routine. He uses cheap 2-in-1 shampoo and washes his face with hand soap.

Not specifically interested in cars but he is a beast behind a wheel—difting, clutch kicking and obstacle course swerving. He knows how to drive.

Bit of an adrenaline junkie. He loves the kick but doesn't seek out danger purposedly.

He's absolute sweetheart with children, women and elders. He's that type to intentionally walk slow as he crosses road to make sure elders cross it safely too. He keeps children out of trouble and protects women from creepers. But because it is usually how the yakuza exploit people as payback from their help, people are very vary of Kenshi. So he learns to do it subtly over the time.

Very humble in nature but can be a cocky mofo when he wants to.

Constantly smells like cloves because of choji oil he uses for his katana

Has glass eyes. Johnny always tries to get him to wear wild and different prosthetics (once tried to put sharingan in him), but he just sticks to all white ones because he doesn't really show his eyes to others anyway.

He wears leather gloves to hide his tattoos on his hands.

He's a natural leader!!! This is a canon thing we need to pay more attention to!!!

Has strong sense of justice. He diligently tries to live an honest life after the yakuza and not break any laws but if it is absolutely necessary, he will take it to the extreme. Needs Sento? Doesn't wanna rob a dude blind but he's gonna break into his mansion and threaten him to give it to him.

Loves spicy food! Constantly trying to get Johnny's spice tolerance up.

I previously mentioned he never went to college, but he's always been effortlessly smart in school. He was a type of smart student who doesn't study for exams but still aces them.

He wants to have his own dojo in the future.

Very light sleeper bc old habits die hard.

I said he loves spice, but he doesn't really have that much preference in food and will eat anything. His sister cooks him debauchery of bento all the time, but Kenshi always wolves them down. (They both shouldn't be allowed in the kitchen. Bad cooking is in their bloodline)

Got no solid music taste but will listen to either angry metal or traditional japanese music on his own.

You know those plates of candies on the receptions' tables? He always grabs a candy off it to later give it to others. Many times, Johnny has received candies out of nowhere from Kenshi.

Sometimes has verbal altercations with the voice over accessibility feature of his phone.

Always gets into arguments with tsa agents bc of sento.

[melanoradrood]

I've a canon/crack: The Duke will never dance with anyone except his wife at a London ball and on occasion, Eloise/Francesca/Penelope. When Kate Sheffield shows up and Anthony can't take his eyes off her, Daphne makes Simon go dance with Kate just to trigger Anthony. Everyone in the ton is curious as to who is this new lady who caught the married Duke's eye, but Daphne and Simon are laughing in the corner because Anthony is fuming and they got their long time coming revenge.

Okay! But!

Literally, Anthony then tries to approach or something, and Simon is just like mmm what’s it matter to you, and Anthony and Simon share a look that just screams:

S: Yeah bitch fucking payback play bitch games win bitch prizes A: I am a good person to you I let you marry my sister I didn’t even kill you in the duel S: you fucking shot at me you dick hole A: you fucking kissed my sister in the garden you asshole S: I’ll fucking take you down right now I box mofo you wanna take me A: do I look like I’m playing games right now with you. tHiS iS sErIoUs S:  tHiS iS sErIoUs

And then there’s Daphne and Kate. And Kate’s like are they okay? And Daphne is like oh yes it’s just their weird mating ritual. Nothing to see here. Have you met my brother Benedict? Everyone likes him the most. Come!

[theskyexists]

Why are they making Yingluo childish just so Fuca can be the clearheaded man in this relationship? that wasn’t romantic manipulation

god consort chun being kind of in love with the empress would have been so CUTE!!!!! god the chinese fuck everything up. ill just act as though she is

lol yingluo’s emotions really are getting teh better of her here. this isn’t really wise. Why is she going on about how the Empress deserves better straight to the Emperor’s face??? is this a plan? it can’t be. how can you avenge your sister like this??

SHE IS CALLING THE EMPEROR A WHORE TO HIS FACE??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?

why are they even protecting Yingluo from his anger at the moment???

has she gone completely MAD??????

WHAT THE FUCK. SHE COULD HAVE BEEN INSTANTLY STABBED THROUGH.

THEY TAKE OLD CHINESE MEDICINE COMPLETELY SERIOUSLY IN THIS SHOW

it’s a good thing the empress is willing to bend the rules for Yingluo

i know the emperor is a horrible murderer but the way Yingluo runs circles around him and agitates him is so fuckin funny

HE MAKES HER DRINK ICKY MEDICINE FOR PAYBACK LOLOLOLOL

i love this doctor he just fuckin says what he thinks without thinking

‘why dont you just kill her, how can you torment peopple like this’ LOL what a petty MOFO

how did fuca get to hang out with her while shes sick and touch her skin and shit to care for her? KISSES HER CHEEK WITHOUT HER CONSENT. still not ok fuca! ‘oh but it’s so innocent!!’ yeah i know what the narrative’s trying

and then HE gets the disease. no he doesnt bc it’s just allergy LOL

LOL Fuca trolling Yingluo is pretty good. is she still trolling him or it genuine??

she IS still trolling him

Mingyu - this isn’t how you correct a childish woman like Mingyu, Empress!  (woman? i believe they’re all supposed to be under 25) Oh Mingyu, she’s not even insincere in her loyalty to the empress but she’s just DUMB.

MINGYU IS GETTING MISTAKENLY TARGETED. NOOOO she doesnt deserve to die!!!

sucks to have servants who barge in on you everytime you’re staring at some object from a lost loved one

that buddhist tower is a trapppp

this is reverse sherlock holmes and that’s why it’s good. anticipate murder of oneself to prevent it!!

chun always seems so happy for teh empress when the emperor pays attention to her. love how wholesome that seems

OH NO NOT THE NICE FRIEND HANDMAIDEN. i hope yingluo manages to protect this one.

IS SHE GONNA WIN OVER MINGYU??? that would be GREAT

it’s deeply helpful that she can count on fuca now.

i personally think all the chinese dancing is deeply SHIT

so suddenly yingluo is also a skilled magician

they’re lucky that it WAS still on her personally

‘you are good....’

‘you don’t need to reward me for it! (fuck you lol)’

‘though we are slaves, we are still humans’ - Mingyu

ironic but also a wonderful statement on the weirdness of the thought behind these societies

she’s finally won over proud and childish and cruel mingyu

the empress and erqing are like WHAT THE FUCK - they’re working together now?? how are they in sync????

erqing truly has total faith in yingluo

gets steamrolled into goddesshood by her handmaidens lolololol

gets steamrolled into dancing lol

naturally she is the best at all womanly pursuits

Mingyu and Yingluo working together is truly a terrifying team. Mingyu has no sense of self-preservation and Yingluo has so much brain

‘you finally did something right Yingluo!’- Mingyu

LOL

The empress is going to disagree though.

applying makeup to seduce the emperor is improper. BUT that is also your only function so uh.....

if gao would just STOP plotting

‘i wont sing or dance’ HOW SAD is it that these women aren’t even allowed to fucking sing or dance. the one thing they were allowed to do as simple noblewomen.

Mingyu is now amused by Yingluo - i love it!

‘as a woman we can’t break new ground and defend our country’ or have happiness and freedom - EVEN if th emperor likes to see us happy and free and that makes sons happen which is what we are after all for

I know the Empress is supposed to be this ideal and shit. But damn - cmon china! you can do feminism!

sexism is so SAD for this all-powerful woman in love with her captor patriarch!!!

why continue to suck up to gao?

surely she knows it’s a TRAP. and that momo is indanger?

Fuheng. That’s Fuca right? lol they got exactly the wrong guy to accuse.

was she genuinely tricked?? or is she gonna test Fuca again? she’s really gonna kill them??

Consort Chun found out how?? oh. smell

subtly foreshadowing that consort chun is actually evilllll

~anybody against ying luo is evil~!

[genesisrose74]

ummmm.... so whats the payback 😳🤭

Oop- I mean I was thinking fluffy hugs and kithes because I am a soft mofo for that shit but whatever floats your boat my friend 😳🙈 PFFFT OKAY ANYWHO-

[keebzcoolmailbox]

Thank you so much for the honor! I love my bastard son!! (Even though, canonically, he did tie me to train tracks once ksjsjsjsksks) -Wild Onion Keebz’ parental figure, apparently 💛💛💛 (turning off anon like a brave girl haha)

“The honor is all mine, my dude! Speaking of the Train Track Incident, this reminds me of this unfinished comic I did where Wild Onion gets his Just Desserts. Consider it payback for typing his Dear Parent to the train tracks.”

[insert last picture with train in full view and wild onion saying uh oh]

“Look at this wacky dude. This crazy mofo. Foiled by his own parent. I love him.”

[narcissusanasui]

1AM Voltron Shenanigans Part 1

A collection of highlights from my sleep-deprived conversations with @farklelucas (go check out katie i love her) about my sons.

Part 1: Languages (shance)

to stay well-practiced in his bilingual abilities, lance takes to making little jokes to himself in spanish

which sometimes turned into little comments about his team members

which he thought no one else would understand (other than like the basic spanish hunk picked up from visits to the McClain household)

except one day shiro hears and replies

shiro, at some point: “lance, you realize i lived and worked near the mexican border - yeah, i picked up spanish”

lance trying to get payback by secretly studying japanese bc of course pidge has something for that on her invincible laptop

but it’s hard bc dang the romantic languages use a lot of the same letters and don’t have multiple alphabets and scripts 

and of course shiro is flattered and wants to help

S: “lance can you just ask me to help you please”

L: “shiro you can’t be this skilled and hot and helpful AND fluent in three languages”

S, mumbling: “...ive”

L: “...what was that”

S: “uh, five languages”

L: “IM GONNA DIE”

those five languages being:

japanese from his family

english from growing up in america

spanish from school and living in the southwest

galran, picked up during his year in captivity (some other fighters in the ring were kind enough to help him early on)

altean, self-taught over the course of many sleepless nights with the castle library

he’d ask coran to check his work sometimes, which makes the space uncle CRY tears of joy

also knows a little bit of korean 101 - wanting to help keith hold on to what little of his dad’s language he could remember

he explains as much to lance

L: “oh so SIX LANGUAGES”

S: “well, five and a half”

Matt, just walking in: “what, did lance find out about you trying to bribe my dad to teach you italian on the kerberos mission? we didnt even have anything to write with! I DON’T EVEN KNOW ITALIAN”

L, turning to shiro: “WHAT ARE YOU? THE GODDAMN ROSETTA STONE???”

for shiro’s next birthday, the team made him an infinity gauntlet of language as a gag gift

shiro, crying, having the time of his life in five different languages: “thanks guys, gracias, arigatou, vrepit sa-”

keith: “yeah yeah, at least learn some morse code. send us SOS every time your ass is in mortal danger”

a few nights later

keith, waking up to his communicator blinking like mad: “wtf???”

shiro, from his own comms in his room: .... . -.-- / ... --- / .... -.-- .--. --- - .... . - .. -.-. .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / .... --- .-- / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / .. / --. . - / .- / --. ..- -.-- / - --- / - .- -.- . / -- . / .- ... -.- .. -. --. / .... .. -- / --- ..- - / ... . .-. .. --- ..- ... .-.. -.-- ..--.. [hey so hypothetically how would i get a guy to take me asking him out seriously?]

keith, yeeting his comms at shiros door: “BITCH IDK”

K, in korean: “shiro you dumb mofo please just ask lance out”

lance, only able to make out his name, sticking his head into hallway: “KEITH CAN YOU STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME TO SHIRO PLS”

the next day at breakfast

K, in choppy spanish so allura nearby doesnt eavesdrop: “im sick of being a middle man just ask shiro tf out”

L, oblivious: “how do YOU know spanish???”

K: “IM TEXAN. AND SHIROS MY BROTHER. FIX YOUR SHIT, MCCLAIN”

Hunk, actually sitting on lance’s other side the entire time, in Samoan: “ALL of you need to get your shit together”

the chaotic multilingual slow-burn comes to a close when they get back to earth

lance and shiro find a new language to take some classes for their first date: asl

happily recommended by some of lance’s cousins

shiro: “it’ll be great for communication during missions! and i can’t believe i never thought of taking it”

they first say “i love you” via asl either on a mission or in a comfortable silence on lance’s beach

years and years later they’re married and adopt a bunch of kids (alien and human alike) including a cute deaf/HoH kiddie from earth

and that’s the end of part 1

[buzzdixonwriter]

The Coming Impeachment Trial Of Donald Trump

I used to think it was an iffy proposition, but now I realize if the Democrats take the House, it will happen.

They can’t not let it happen.

And I know several of you are sputtering “But-but-but it’s all pointless!  The GOP Senate won’t vote to impeach!”

Yeah, but at this point, they don’t have to.

See, the Democrats aren’t going to impeach Donnie on day one of the new congress.

Oh, no.

There’s gonna be days / weeks / months! of investigations and discovery and revelations by the Democrats.

Payback for Benghazi is gonna be a bear.

And they, the Democrats, are gonna be slamming the GOP position with sledge hammers during all of this.

The smarter / wiser / better Republicans have already jumped ship to establish their bona fides.

They’re going to sit back and watch the Democrats pulverize the teabaggers and Trump chumps who remain in the GOP base before launching into a very lengthy show trial involving Donnie hizzownsef.

Afterwards, the old guard GOP will start a new party (because the GOP will be forever tainted with the pig shit stench of Donnie’s racism and corruption) and they will gain a lot of traction, drawing in moderate-to-leaning-conservative Democrats and conservative minorities who now avoid Donnie like the plague.

(And good, we need principled opposition in order to keep everybody on both sides focused on doing what’s best for the nation as a whole.)

2019 will be consumed with investigations; the first part of 2020 will be dedicated to the granddaddy of all show trials.

The Democrats will charge Donnie with everything they can think of simply because they can.

Donnie’s fast wearing out his welcome with the American people -- the real Americans, the true Americans who believe in liberty and justice for all, not the thinly disguised white supremacy of the Trump chumps.

And by early 2020, they will just want that mofo gone!

So there will be no blow back against the Democrats regardless of what they turn up…

…and lordie, doncha think there’s gonna be some juicy revelations when Donnie’s tax forms finally go public?

Not to mention everything else?

(Hey, they might even drag out the old child rape charges; maybe they can’t make ‘em stick but they can sure make Donnie get up there and publicly deny ‘em, and we all know how believable Donnie sounds when he claims to speak the truth.)

(And, yeah, so what if Bill Clinton was at the same parties; feel free to go after him when this is all done.  The Clintons are finito in American politics; we’ve got some new superstars about to emerge.)

So you see, they don’t have to actually remove him from office.  All they’ve got to do is cripple what’s left of the GOP by association.

And it’s impossible to defend Donnie without getting smeared with the same pig shit he’s drenched in.

At some point the GOP senate will have to decide if they’re going to try to defend Donnie -- knowing full well there are whole cemeteries in his vast walk-in closets that they know nothing about, cemeteries that his buddies at the National Enquirer have already handed over the keys to the FBI -- or it they’ll pull a Captain Renault and be shocked -- “Shocked, I say!” -- at what the Democrats drag into the cleansing sunlight and agree, yes, Donnie has to go.

Makes no difference what they do, really.

Damned if they do…

…damned if they don’t.

No path to victory as a party, not anymore.

They laid down with pigs…

…and now the stench will remain an indelible part of them.

We call that justice.

 © Buzz Dixon

[wandanatsbaby]

CANT when I’m around you😉 payback mofo

Oh is that right? 😏

[stupidsexyseguin]

Top 10 Tyler Moments AND/OR Jamie Moments

why would i ever pass up an opportunity to tell everyone how much i love tyler seguin? here’s a lot of videos and a few images of tyler being an adorable sexy mofo.

1. Biosteel Man of Steel compilation vid (aka, look at this fucker in his batman shirt) #armsfordaysyo

2. this awkward but informative Barstool “The Life” video about his totally rad house (i would kill for his kitchen, bar and wine room. like seriously they’re amazing) and life. there is so much innuendo it’s not funny guys. ((this is the vid with the “i don’t drink” and “i’m a virgin” lines. like, he’s such an asshole and i love him.))((also he likes older women and is definitely the stereotype of fuckboii with a heart of gold))

3. i know tyler and jamie pranking their moms is a popular video that goes around, but there’s also a follow up where their moms prank them back and like i love their relationships. like tyler’s mom sells it, and jamie is such a lovely son.

4. and then there’s the payback on cabbie. like, tyler and his mom are adorable assholes and you can totally see where he gets his giggle and sense of humor from

5. this round table feat tavares and giroux. he gives claude so much shit and it’s so great cause they’re all adorable (feat claude and his weird bro-french accent)

6. um yes. (i can only have five videos so here is the footage and here are gifs)

7. his aggressive shaving of poor JoBenn #deadinside

8. i love it whenever tyler is supreme dog dad (his instagram stories give me life) but that interview that gerry interrupted was so cute

9. here. have some marshall and cash content so they don’t feel left out.

10. You didn’t really think I’d do a list of favourite Tyler moments and not include this right?

[nancylou444]

YES mofo every angel that YOU killed is there. Payback is a bitch.

[revengeboundscientist-blog]

@rendezvousaveclamort replied to your post “Accents. Payback’s a bitch!”

Yo mofos better get them!!!!! Get the purple!

    ((lol works better to post it :p -gives you affectionate paps-))

[enigmatic-elegance]

To The Collective Silencers.

[[This song is dedicated to the deadliest mofos around. When it absolutely, positively needs to die, the Silencers are there. Someone’s gonna need a grave. @eldricceverton you agree?]]

Lyrics

Lord here I come I'm just holding on A bullet is on it's way Tell the whole world that I'm coming home Someone's gonna need a grave

Yeah, I can never be timid Start to the finish Even through the blemishes, my heart is replenished Violent images was somethin' in store It's kinda heavy, holding steady I'm ready for war The confetti, a party time I'm sorry, I apologized It's obvious you ignored the truth Just to acknowledge lies And honestly this is a promise not a threat So you better watch your comments While your conscience is left Forget the politics, the dollars in your wallet Just know I'm coming home for everyone I have a problem with Don't look astonished cause you knew that it was coming You lookin' at me dumb I suggest you start running You can increase your pace But I'm just chasin' you down Losing patience, you blatantly choose breakin' the vows Tomorrow that's a promise, and that's even if you live today Watch what you say Or somebody's gonna need a grave

Lord here I come I'm just holding on A bullet is on it's way Tell the whole world that I'm coming home Someone's gonna need a grave

Yeah, look, I really can't pretend this time, I'm sorry lord But this time revenge is mine So be afraid, because cause this is the big payback For your charades, and every game you played I can't believe you took my kindness for weakness I've been gone for years but fear has got you speechless So rest in peace, you're about to receive a secret Your family is looking for authorities to speak with You need luck cause right now life's lease is up So keep it up, I'll be behind you creepin' up The disconnect between us comes from disrespect You better listen or your family will be missing next

Lord here I come I'm just holding on A bullet is on it's way Tell the whole world that I'm coming home Someone's gonna need a grave

[mittensmorgul]

4.01: *sparks flew*

(For all your 4.01 Three Day Deancasversary needs, please see my extensive post on the subject, as well as my tag for that. This post is gonna mainly focus on the big meta themes as they relate to s12... so a lot of stuff about lying and trust mostly :P)

Dean crawls out of his grave, and I love this whole scene.

Handprint.

Cas tries to chat. Here’s a translation:

HELLO DEAN. IT IS I CASTIEL WHO SAVED YOUR SOUL AND RESTORED YOUR BODY AND CONVENIENTLY PLACED YOU IN YOUR GRAVE. WE NEED TO HAVE AN IMPORTANT CONVERSATION ARE YOU FREE NOW?

Until he sees Dean cowering in pain and fear and decides maybe it’s not a good time...

Dean doesn’t usually lie about Big Important Stuff, but when it comes to Hell, he’s got a lot of baggage. On top of the things he suffered through there, there’s also what he DID there... and what’s the point of dragging all that horror out and burdening his loved ones with it... It’s done, nothing he can do to change it now, so he lies:

BOBBY: What do you remember? DEAN: Not much. I remember I was a Hellhound's chew toy, and then... lights out. Then I come to six feet under, that was it.

Meanwhile, even though Bobby hasn’t been in touch with Sam for a while (sort of like how Sam went off the rails in 3.11), Dean instantly knows exactly how to track Sam down.

Compared to Dean’s lie about his time in Hell in order to spare his family the horror of the truth, Sam’s lie to Dean here was to spare HIMSELF, from Dean’s judgment...

Everything from how he’s working with Ruby to what he’s been doing for the last few months. Even Bobby didn’t know:

SAM: Well, once I figured out I couldn't save you, I started hunting down Lilith, trying to get some payback. BOBBY: (accusing) All by yourself. Who do you think you are, your old man?

and oh... Sam says he’s not using his “freaky ESP crap”

DEAN: You sure about that? Well, I mean, now that you've got... immunity, whatever the hell that is... just wondering what other kind of weirdo crap you've got going on. SAM: Nothing, Dean. Look, you didn't want me to go down that road, so I didn't go down that road. It was practically your dying wish. DEAN: Yeah, well, let's keep it that way.

Poor Pamela loses her eyes to Castiel, but Dean now has his name.

They’re confronted by a demon while in a cafe. Dean doesn’t get to eat his pie because of it, but still ends up paying for said pie...

SAM: We're not just going to leave them in there, are we, Dean? DEAN: Well yeah, there's three of them, probably more, and we've only got one knife between us. SAM: I've been killing a lot more demons than that lately. DEAN: Not anymore – the smarter brother's back in town. SAM: Dean, we've got to take 'em. They are dangerous. DEAN: They're scared. Okay? Scared of whatever had the juice to yank me out. We're dealing with a bad mofo here. One job at a time.

Yeah, in this instance, Dean’s definitely “the smarter brother,” mostly because he isn’t under the influence of Ruby (and her demon blood, and four months of her working to chip away at Sam’s moral compass...) But Dean was right. He called the demon’s bluff. Sam just... doesn’t have that skill at reading people.

Sam sneaks off with the Impala to go back and stake out that diner full of demons without Dean knowing about it. Dean is awakened by his second “call” from Cas (mirrors shatter!) and he realizes Sam is gone, Frankly the biggest “tell” here is Sam’s excuse that he’d gone out TO GET A BURGER in the middle of the night... I mean, Sam and Dean are doing the exact same thing here. If Dean knew Sam had gone back to kill those demons alone, he would’ve tried to stop Sam. Meanwhile Dean lies to Sam, that he and Bobby are headed out to a bar for a drink, which seems a lot more plausible than Sam wanting a burger... 

But that’s also Dean’s “standard answer” because it IS such a believable lie. He’s still using it in s12, such as when he told Sam at the beginning of 12.14 that he was going out to a bar. Yet he returned home a short while later looking completely sober, and still looking to get that drink...

BOBBY: Why the hell didn't you tell him? DEAN: Because he’d just try to stop us. BOBBY: From what? DEAN: Summoning this thing.

But the look on Dean’s face as he’s telling this to Bobby, Dean at least suspects that Sam was lying to him...

DEAN: Bobby, whatever this is, whatever it wants, it's after me. That much we know, right? I've got no place to hide. I can either get caught with my pants down again, or we can make our stand. BOBBY: Dean, we could use Sam on this. DEAN: Nah, he's better off where he is.

Because Dean’s figured out where he is, and suspects exactly what he’s doing... He confronts the demon with its eyes burned out, then uses his freaky ESP thing to exorcise it, and we learn that the girl he was with before is actually Ruby. That’s a whole heckuva lotta lies coming out all at once. But unlike Dean’s “sparing his family from knowing about his suffering and the horrors he committed in Hell” lie, Sam’s is entirely based on EVERYTHING Dean told him to steer clear of (It was practically your dying wish!). Sam’s compromised himself, and we see that he trusts Ruby completely.

Thus begins the Season Of Sam’s Lies.

RUBY: Sam, he's going to find out, and if it's not from you he's going to be pissed. SAM: He's going to be pissed anyway. I mean, he's so hardheaded about this psychic stuff he'll just try and stop me. RUBY: Look. Maybe I'll just take a step back for a while. SAM: Ruby, you... RUBY: I mean, I'm not exactly in your brother's fanclub. But he is your brother, and I'm not going to come between you. SAM: I don't know if what I'm doing is right. Hell, I don't even know if I trust you. RUBY: Thanks. SAM: But what I do know is that I'm saving people. And stopping demons. And that feels good. I want to keep going.

Oh, Sammy...

*barn shakes, lights explode, nerd angel enters*

*love at first stab*

(I swear this gets better every time I watch it, and I’ve probably watched it 50 times)

Okay I got nothing from that whole last scene but the chills. Oh, and that Dean’s been chosen by God. Which I’m sure isn’t a theme that was confirmed in 11.22 and 11.23 with that whole “firewall between darkness and light” thing... Dean’s not the agent of Heaven, he’s the agent of Humanity, Free Will, and Balance. it’s just gonna take him a long time before he truly fulfills that destiny. It’ll take him fighting against God’s plans for him, and then Amara’s plans for him, and becoming that point of balance between them.

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