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cannot escape the hellscape of driving to your dentist appointment while your Healthcare App beeps to remind you that you have a past due bill from the last appointment
#that was from me paying out the nose for ultrasound services#because apparently my cervix is flipped around#and i had to get missile guidance for the iud#when four people are saying comforting words to you#you know the bill will come#blugh#the dentist has several suggested follow ups for me that shall simply have to go On Hold#also: why didnt I bring bluetooth headphones#also also: i went to the fancy dentist so that i could get accomodated; why didnt i ask for laughing gas?#well#see above i guess#pay extra for people to be niceys to you#please let the dentist therapy dog be in today#next week is eye doctor and new lenses#I'm truly just crabby because i went in to the car dealership this morning and agreed to have all my fluids drained and put back in#when i just went in for an oil change#amd it was like $400#in the winter i spend#in the spring and summer i moan and swear to get a part time job#half dead fried life#cw healthcare
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Hot take but I think that the tone of a message should not be the deciding factor of whether you internalize its meaning or not. I do think that it is important to communicate things in as receivable a way as you can, but generally, the most valuable political insights will be coming from people who have experienced the failures of something firsthand, from people who are hurting, and have all the feelings that come with that about it.
And I don't think they should only be heard if they can swallow that hurt and be Extra Niceys about it. It's valid to be upset by feeling yelled at, but it is important to slow down and think critically about what someone is actually trying to say, odds are, you have something to gain from it, even if the delivery is unkind.
And as a parallel thought to this, guilt will never be a supplement or replacement for actually hearing someone's message, and changing yourself in response. If you encounter someone telling you, personally or in an open letter, that you have done wrong, or are fucking up, this isn't a call to pay a penance to be redeemed, this is an opportunity to learn and grow, to develop yourself into someone who mends where you once would harm.
You're already wrong, you're already fucking up, everyone is - it came free with your fucking humanity. Nobody can be perfect, which means you're flawed, which means you're going to be Wrong at something Important. It's not a good thing, but it's okay. You also have the capacity to change, and that's what actually matters. It's okay to fuck up and Be Bad. Accepting this is integral to being able to actually grow and get better.
Learn to leave your guilt behind, it is not the destination, it is not a band-aid. At best, it can serve as motive to grow out of a damaging behavior. Not the tool by which you will, mind you. That tool will be love, and it will be patience. For yourself, toward yourself, as well as others.
I got off track.
The point is, the wounded will be emotional, they will be sad, and angry, and grief-stricken, and frustrated, and they will express that alongside what they were forced to learn from their wounds. It is crucial that you learn to hear their message through the harshness. You need not take their hurt and anger personally, but do not discount someone's point simply because it is wrapped in fury.
#There's another point to be made about how being hurt and upset does not equate to having a point or being right#but this post is laden with enough nuance as it is I think#Both of these things can and must coexist for useful conversation to be had#as always#humility and understanding are key#problemnyatic rambles#problemnyatic thoughts
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More stuff from my fic about Aziraphale and Crowley in Prohibition-era Chicago!
(Btw, this fic will be called Hustler’s Blood. I’m not planning to post it as a WIP because I’m hoping it will only be five or six chapters. Title from Nelson Algren, because Nelson Algren.)
In a few minutes the car arrived, and in a few more minutes they were at the restaurant, which smelled of cinnamon and bacon and diner coffee.
Crowley looked slyly over his menu after they were seated. "I hear their specialty is apple pancakes."
Aziraphale swatted him over the head with his own menu. "Stop that, you fiend!"
Crowley flashed him a grin. "Got to be better than the Dutch baby. Bet it's not even Dutch."
"Or a baby," said Aziraphale. "We should complain. Tea please?" he asked the waitress who was hovering nearby. "Milk, two sugars."
"Black coffee," said Crowley.
When she was gone, Aziraphale said, "You were going to tell me about Mr. Capone, I believe?"
"Ah. Yeah," said Crowley. "He's. Well. Let's just say he's been a boon to every memo I send Downstairs."
"Ah. Not a nice fellow, then," said Aziraphale, flipping over his page to contemplate the sandwiches. "Hang on, this is going to be a difficult decision." The waitress came back with their drinks; Aziraphale hemmed and hawed over his order and finally narrowed it down to three things. Crowley ordered the apple pancake, and Aziraphale resolved not to touch it no matter how good it smelled.
Once they'd ordered and handed over their menus, Crowley spilled a little of his water out onto the tabletop.
Aziraphale grabbed his napkin and pulled it out of the way just in time to avoid getting it soaked. "What are you --"
"I'm drawing you a map, angel, relax," said Crowley, and, indeed, the puddle of water did not spread very far, in defiance of all tradition; it stayed in a long, narrow line along the right side of the table. He took out a tin of breath mints and plonked one down by the edge of the water, near the top of the 'map.' "We're here right now." He looked speculatively at the condiments before grabbing the salt and pepper. "This," he said, showing Aziraphale the salt, "is Hymie Weiss and the North Side Gang." He put them slightly more towards the center of the map.
"What an imaginative name," said Aziraphale.
"And this," he said, showing Aziraphale the pepper shaker, "is Al Capone and his Outfit." He put it down well to the south.
"That's all well and good, Crowley, but where are they going to put your apple pancake when it comes?"
"Over there in Naperville, probably," said Crowley, with a vague gesture to Aziraphale's left. "Plenty of room there, nothing happens in Naperville. Anyway. I, Crowley, work for Mr. Weiss, in a procurement capacity, obviously. I didn't really know what I was doing when I started working for the North Siders, so I didn't think to come up with a different name. But!"
And here he placed another mint carefully, somewhat to the north of the pepper shaker. "I, Lilith Cambion, work for Mr. Capone, in a similar capacity. I've got a house out there too, but the neighbors here are more fun to upset and Capone throws bigger parties than I could so I don't really bother." Here he grinned. "You see, my poor sainted husband died in a mysterious boating accident, leaving only his gobs and gobs of cash to comfort me, but the authorities think I killed him. So I escaped to the States to avoid all that unpleasantness."
Aziraphale should have been telling Crowley off for his ridiculous plan, for all this dastardly deception, and for making a mess of the table. But he couldn't help it; this was exactly the sort of harebrained nonsense Crowley loved most, and it probably wasn't even hurting anyone much, so Aziraphale didn't feel guilty about not thwarting it. "I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, dear."
"I'm not done!' said Crowley.
"Of course not," said Aziraphale. "Please, go on."
"So this," said Crowley, reaching for the sugar, "is --"
"Uh. 'Scuse me?" They both turned to look at the waitress, who was precariously balancing Crowley's apple pancake, and Aziraphale's omelette, corned beef hash, mushroom sauce, and side of extra-crispy bacon. "Sorry to interrupt... whatever this is, but where'dja want me to put all this?" she asked.
"Naperville," said Crowley, pointing once more at the empty space to Aziraphale's left.
"Uh. Sure," said the waitress. "You had the, uh --"
"Apple pancake here, everything else is his," said Crowley.
She put the dishes down carefully, managing to avoid damaging the map. "And I'll get you a fresh napkin to clean up the --"
"No, that's the lake!" said Crowley.
She paused to look at the map, then studied it with the expression of someone who thinks the street preacher is probably wrong about the End Times but is more interested in correcting him on a small detail about the life and wine preferences of Christ. (Not that Aziraphale had ever done such a thing.) Finally, she said, "You got the lake coming out too far west, I think, but I'm impressed you got Montrose Harbor on there. How'dja get it to curve like that?"
Crowley shrugged.
"I'm expecting a helluva tip," she told them. "Enjoy your meal." And she left them in peace.
"Right," said Crowley, seizing the sugar bowl, "so this is City Hall." He plonked it down on the map, dividing salt from South. "Now, I, Felix, used to --"
"Felix hasn't got a last name?" Aziraphale asked. He examined his omelet, which smelled amazing, and took a little taste of the mushroom sauce. Delightful.
"Nobody asked," Crowley said, while Aziraphale dumped sauce on his omelet. "To be honest I think they assumed it was fake when I gave it to them."
"Convenient for you, then," said Aziraphale, sampling the omelet. The egg was nicely fluffy, the mushroom sauce was extraordinarily creamy, and the overall effect was delicious. "This is wonderful, Crowley, would you like to try some?"
Crowley looked across the table at the apple pancake, exiled, as it was, to Naperville, whatever that was. It was bigger than his head and smelled of cinnamon and future dental cavities. "Think I'm good for now," he said. "You can have some if you like." He turned back to his impromptu map. "So, as Felix I used to work for the old mayor. But he ran off to the South Seas to look for a climbing fish."
"A climbing fish?" Aziraphale asked.
"Yeah, I don't think it's a thing. Not sure what that was about, really. Anyway, Big Bill left us all in the hands of this appallingly incompetent wet blanket Dever who likes things to be --" here he used his fingers to put quotes around his speech "-- 'above board,' or something, so I don't work for him. Hinky Dink and Bathhouse John are still in the game though, so I do odd jobs. Mostly encouraging people to vote."
"Hinky Dink," repeated Aziraphale, distastefully.
"Yeah, and you're called Aziraphale, what's your point?" Crowley asked.
"My name was given to me by the Almighty, and cannot, therefore, sound absolutely ridiculous," said Aziraphale. "Anyway, is it so demonic to encourage voting?"
"It is when the voters have been dead for years," said Crowley.
"Ah. And they don't... question...?" He was glad Crowley was having such a good time, but really, using resurrection to gain political advantage really was fiendish, in an actively distasteful way, and he thought he'd better at least register his objection.
"Oh, they don't check," said Crowley. "Really, they're just like my lot. Long as it gets done they're pleased. They pay a lot better, too."
"Seems a little gauche if you ask me," said Aziraphale.
Crowley shrugged. "Well, good thing I haven't asked you. Less fuss than doing the paperwork to make it say they voted, at least for me."
"Ah, well. As long as you put them back when you're finished with them, I suppose," said Aziraphale. He had another bite of omelet.
"'Put them back when you're finished!'" said Crowley, doing a very bad imitation of Aziraphale. "Well of course I do, what else am I gonna do with them?" he snapped. "They'd ruin my parties." He reached for the tabasco sauce, and put it just west of the sugar.
"You're going to run out of condiments soon," Aziraphale said.
"Nah, we've still got ketchup," said Crowley. "Anyway, this is Jane Addams."
"And what band of cutthroats does she run?" Aziraphale asked.
"The most dangerous ones, at least to me. They're social reformers. Do-gooders." Crowley made a face. "I've been working on this woman for years now and I think the only dent I ever made is that she contemplated lying once and then wasn't good enough at it to follow through. It's maddening."
"Poor Crowley," said Aziraphale. "Still, it sounds like you're making a little progress! If you keep trying maybe you can budge her a little more?"
Crowley gave him a wide grin. "Thank you for trying, Aziraphale, but I really think she's got me beat. She's already in her sixties, and her health's never been good, so I think she'll be gone before I can get her soul. But I haven't quite given up yet. Besides, hanging around there is fun, really."
"And I suppose you're somebody called Merit when you're hanging around tempting her?" Aziraphale prompted, mopping up the rest of his mushroom sauce with the last of his omelet
"Yes! Merit O'Malley!" said Crowley.
Aziraphale paused, omelet halfway to his mouth. "Please tell me there's not a bad Irish accent involved, Crowley. Please?"
"Well, there was but both sets of O'Donnells sussed me out," said Crowley, "and then I had to wipe their memories and stop being a safecracker in a hurry. Which was fine, really, being a safecracker is dead boring actually, unless you do it by miracles. Anyway, I decided to try and corrupt all the nicey-nice reform types. But most of them are very... churchy, and it's difficult to get at them."
Aziraphale smiled to himself. "Quite."
"Also most of them are full-up on Pride and Greed and Envy already," said Crowley. Aziraphale stopped smiling. "Not really as fun if you're going to corrupt someone who's already almost there, you know? So I found Jane Addams and I started volunteering at her... thing, and I thought, aha, I'll work my way into her confidences and find out what her weaknesses are."
"What are they?" Aziraphale asked.
Crowley shrugged. "I mean she second-guesses herself quite a lot. But that's no good, it means I can't get her for Pride. Greed, Gluttony, and Envy don't really seem like her thing. And Sloth is right out, her schedule would drive anyone to madness. Except her, apparently."
"Wrath?" Aziraphale suggested.
Crowley shook his head. "I mean, she's quite angry a lot, but..." He gestured at his map. "I think that's fair. And she's a total pacifist, she'd never hurt anyone."
Aziraphale couldn't help notice Crowley'd been leaving one out. "Is she married? Maybe Lust--"
"She's got a wife, sort of. Very much in love. I couldn't do anything there," said Crowley.
"Oh!" said Aziraphale. "Are the humans letting themselves do that sort of thing now? I hadn't realized."
"They're not," said Crowley, "but nobody particularly lets Jane Addams do things, she just does them."
Aziraphale started on his corned beef hash, and stared at the map. "I know it's a bit out of fashion, my dear," he said, "but what about Acedia?"
Crowley looked appalled. "I would never!"
"All right, sorry, I was only trying to help," said Aziraphale.
Crowley sighed. "I know you were. You always do." He rubbed his eyes under his glasses. "I was thinking of turning her over to you, actually. I can introduce you if you like."
"Oh! That sounds very nice, actually," said Aziraphale.
"I will warn you, she is a bit insufferable about Prohibition," said Crowley. "Don't talk about wine around her, she'll just give you this disappointed look and you'll feel you've let her down."
Aziraphale considered this. "Are you sure your lot won't take her?"
Crowley laughed, and waved a hand over his mess of a map, and in an instant the water and the breath mints were gone, and the condiments were back where they started. He reached across the table and retrieved his apple pancake from its long exile, and a delicious waft of cinnamon reached Aziraphale's nose.
"Oh! I was looking forward to seeing what the ketchup was for, though," said Aziraphale.
"I think some people like it on their eggs," said Crowley, making a face. He took a small piece of the apple pancake. "This is good. Aziraphale, you've got to try --"
"No thank you," said Aziraphale, primly.
"Oh come on, it's their specialty," said Crowley. Aziraphale tried not to watch as Crowley licked the fork off. Licking anything like that in public could probably get you arrested in some places. Safer to look at the pancake. Which also looked good, definitely. "Will you at least come with me to Al's birthday party?" Crowley asked.
"Well." Aziraphale hesitated. "I don't know that it's really the place for me..."
Crowley gave him a pleading look that was only slightly less effective for the dark lenses covering his eyes, and said, "It won't be half as fun without you there."
He's only tempting me. It's false flattery. He wants to lead me into a den of iniquity, Aziraphale thought, watching Crowley pick at the apple pancake.
"Ah, well. I understand, angel," said Crowley. He sounded a bit disappointed. "I'll have to find out when Miss Addams is going to be around, though, I still think you'd like --"
"No, no, I didn't say I wouldn't go with you," said Aziraphale, quickly. "Of course I'll go. Somebody's got to keep you out of trouble."
"'Course. Definitely. You'll keep me out of trouble." Crowley looked skeptically over his glasses, and Aziraphale could see the yellow slits of his eyes, and he was looking so fondly at Aziraphale that he didn't think he could stand it, so he swallowed and tried to pay attention to his corned beef hash. "Your food was good, then?" he asked.
Aziraphale nodded. "The apple pancake?"
"It's pretty good," said Crowley. "Sure you don't want any?"
Aziraphale resisted for all of two seconds. "Just... just let me take a look at it."
"A look?" Crowley asked.
"Just a glance. Here, we can switch," he said, offering to exchange his small plate of corned beef hash for the enormous apple pancake. "Just. Just for a moment."
It was a very good apple pancake, and Aziraphale ate most of it. He tried not to notice Crowley's soft smile as they chattered about local theater here and in London, and reminisced.
When it was time to go, Aziraphale left a hundred-dollar bill on the table for a tip, and Crowley left a scrawled note to the waitress, with a suggestion as to where and how long to invest it; then they paid their bill and went back out into the fresh, chill air of January first.
#good omens#aziraphale#anthony j crowley#ineffable husbands#chicago#kaesa op#text#fiction#hustler's blood#look I know walker brothers wasn't around yet please just work with me here#the apple pancakes#and crowley#i had to#you understand
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So it is sensible that Google, Yahoo, Bing, and so forth. are NOT going to let you understand that you simply don’t really must undergo them to run your adverts on the prime focused web sites your prospects go to. They don’t need you to do this as a result of they’ll lose what you are promoting! I’ll present you the right way to this so you possibly can financial institution the cash you’d usually pay Google “for it’s bother” and also you’ll preserve the revenue Google usually takes from you. Right here’s what we’ll cowl in our media shopping for mastery Week 3: The place to search out one of the best web sites to place yours adverts on to How a lot to pay and the right way to get a MUCH higher deal than Google will get you Keep away from 7 newbie errors Which commercials work greatest in addition to the worst The best way to get adverts to run that Google would NEVER approve, however while you run them your response charge is off the hook! The highest 10 web sites on your area of interest to make use of and the right way to use them. 15 easy graphics that enhance clicks by 200% or extra My high 5 spots to search out photos that convert The best way to get all of your banners constructed at no cost The best way to run your commercial within the precise spot that can maximise income for you. How you are able to do a Joint Enterprise with none contacts in your trade. You don’t however with this technique, I’ll present you the right way to bypass the breakfast networking occasions and go straight for the site visitors jugular. By Week 4, you’ll be prepared for my secret site visitors supply. I by no means inform our shoppers about this and I’ve by no means shared it publicly both. I like our shoppers to see the wonderful outcomes we get for them with out revealing my secret sauce. This manner they preserve coming again for extra and with our common shopper being value £60,000.00 a 12 months, it is sensible to maintain ‘em coming again for as loooong as attainable. The ‘Secret Sauce’ to My Success What I’m going to share in week Four is my secret sauce – StumbleUpon. Do you know StumbleUpon refers extra social media site visitors than Twitter, YouTube, Reddit, and Digg mixed! Nicely it does and get this, it’s nonetheless comparatively unknown to most individuals. StumbleUpon drives extra web site site visitors than Fb and Twitter mixed! Meaning extra folks go to a web site after seeing it on Stumbleupon that every other social media platform, extra certified folks to your web site = more money within the financial institution! StumbleUpon is a neat social service folks use to find (or come across) new web sites they by no means knew existed which might be associated to their pursuits. It’s easy to make use of. Simply create a profile, choose your pursuits and begin stumbling! StumbleUpon has an promoting platform known as Paid Discovery the place you pay between .02 pence and .15 pence for each individual that stumbles in your website (that’s 2 pence per click on!). You possibly can choose the pursuits you need your web site to be included in and pay in keeping with how focused you need your stumbles to be. There are not any commercials right here. The web site web page you choose turns into your advert for guests. Assume that it’s simply geeks on StumbleUpon? Assume once more. With 30 million customers, this site visitors supply is making savvy entrepreneurs a fortune! Need your on-line content material to go viral? You then’ll love this. Earlier this 12 months, Nielson studied the highest 100 viral content material items, from YouTube movies to newspaper articles, photos to tweets. The catalyst for them going world in 86% of circumstances was StumbleUpon. Are you able to think about what would occur if one in every of your weblog posts, movies, or different items of content material instantly went viral? Hundreds of thousands Upon Hundreds of thousands of Prospects! Now as nice as that sounds, not all content material goes to go viral, so let’s come again right down to earth. Having used this platform for some time now and made nice cash from it, I'll say this: You're mainly assured guests from this service, in addition to positioning your website with the right context based mostly round your curiosity class and also you solely pay per distinctive customer. That is good on your finances, particularly if you happen to’re a small startup or web site/weblog that doesn’t have loads of money to spend on the method. Better of All – This Platform is CHEAP! As I stated, you should purchase clicks for pennies and people are extremely focused to your excellent prospect too. It is not going to be very lengthy earlier than this platform turns into the subsequent Fb and there shall be adverts throughout it. However for now it’s unknown by most entrepreneurs, however you’ll understand it and revenue from it. Discover on this I've not lined so known as free site visitors sources like Joint Ventures (JV). I've executed this for a few necessary causes. JV’s require you to be properly linked on-line. Don’t get me improper, I LOVE JV’s however for 99% of the folks, they’ll by no means get one arrange just because they don’t get invited to the fitting events or they haven’t discovered whose ass they need to kiss. No, for most individuals JV’s are a good suggestion however that they’ll by no means be capable of do it. I'm not keen on good concepts. I’m keen on outcomes and I’m certain you might be too. So every part I’m going to indicate you is actionable. You don’t want an enormous record, you don’t should be properly linked, you don’t must have some “insider” data. It’s strong actionable site visitors from these three quickly to be BIG sources that I exploit day in and time out to drive a whole bunch of hundreds of kilos in enterprise for myself and my shoppers. However earlier than I inform you the value for 28 days of mentoring brilliance, I need to inform you a fast story. Most individuals don’t know this however I was a chef making £7.50 an hour. I labored for most of the greatest cooks on the earth together with Marco Pierre White (inventive genius), Gordon Ramsay (complete asshole), Raymond Blanc (greatest style buds on the earth) and Heston Blumenthal (good trainer). I labored 16-hour days, 6 days per week and infrequently slept on the ground within the kitchen together with the remainder of the folks in our group. Folks usually ask me why I put up with that. I inform them I did it as a result of I cherished it. These days had been among the biggest in my life. Positive, they had been powerful, however what they gave me was priceless. After working for these folks and getting paid subsequent to candy FA, I might stroll into any kitchen and be one of the best. I might dictate my very own wage and phrases. It gave me the facility to personal the sport. That’s what I need to offer you. I need to provide the energy to dominate in your area of interest. The ability to be the individual everybody else desires to be. To be one of the best in your area of interest. And since I do know what it feels wish to not have that energy, I need to make this very inexpensive for you too. Usually to get entry to our expertise, you’d need to tackle my company ROARlocal on our £5,000 + vat per thirty days programme with a 12-month dedication. That’s £60,000 a 12 months. 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