#and i had to get missile guidance for the iud
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cannot escape the hellscape of driving to your dentist appointment while your Healthcare App beeps to remind you that you have a past due bill from the last appointment
#that was from me paying out the nose for ultrasound services#because apparently my cervix is flipped around#and i had to get missile guidance for the iud#when four people are saying comforting words to you#you know the bill will come#blugh#the dentist has several suggested follow ups for me that shall simply have to go On Hold#also: why didnt I bring bluetooth headphones#also also: i went to the fancy dentist so that i could get accomodated; why didnt i ask for laughing gas?#well#see above i guess#pay extra for people to be niceys to you#please let the dentist therapy dog be in today#next week is eye doctor and new lenses#I'm truly just crabby because i went in to the car dealership this morning and agreed to have all my fluids drained and put back in#when i just went in for an oil change#amd it was like $400#in the winter i spend#in the spring and summer i moan and swear to get a part time job#half dead fried life#cw healthcare
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