#patton x lucas

[edupunkn00b]

Spring Ahead

In honor of the curse that is Daylight Savings Time, a look at how Logan copes (or, rather doesn’t cope) with the loss of an hour every year.

(Video and AO3 link below)

Psst… @starshard17 ‘s commissions are open and @typically-untypical has a requests and commissions page on their YouTube channel.

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Flores x sander sides dynamics lol

Tries to be scary (virgil) x genuinely thinks they’re terrifying (Zekiel)

It’s never good enough…(Luca) x SAY WHAT YOU MADE IS GOOD. SAY IT RIGHT NOW (Roman)

Omg you’re so sexy and you make me wanna- (Remus) x what’s your name again?…(Dante)

We have to keep it undercover brah (Tony) x yeah sure you do you (Logan)

*Searching up ship art of them* (Max) x Hey kiddo! lol you kids are your phones (Patton)

You’re genuinely so annoying like omg lol- god you’re kinda sexy when you’re mean- omg stop talking soo annoying lmao (carlos) x Wow rude…-hold on what?! ///// -DUDE SEND ME A CLEAR SIGNAL (Janus)

Beautiful Ao3 shall take notes with these tropes XD /light hearted

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About Me

Fandoms (and Ships)

Disney

Phinbella (Phineas x Isabella)

Ferbnessa (Ferb x Vanessa)

Starco (Star x Marco)

TomStar (Tom x Star)

Dipcifica (Dipper x Pacifica)

Pixar

Violet Parr x Tony Rydinger

Luberto (Luca x Alberto)

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Stucky (Steve Rogers x Bucky Barnes)

Harry Potter

Harry x Ginny

Ronmione (Ron x Hermione)

Luna x Neville

WolfStar (Sirius x Remus)

Miraculous Ladybug

Adrienette (Adrien x Marinette)

DJWiFi (Nino x Alya)

Lukanette (Luka x Marinette)

NathMarc (Nathaniel x Marc)

JuleRose (Juleka x Rose)

Lukagami (Luka x Kagami)

CheeseCake (Plagg x Tikki)

Marigami (Marinette x Kagami)

My Little Pony

AppleDash (Applejack x Rainbow Dash)

SoarinDash (Soarin x Rainbow Dash)

CheesePie (Cheese Sandwich x Pinkie Pie)

Fluttercord (Fluttershy x Discord)

Flashlight (Flash Century x Twilight Sparkle)

Starburst (Starlight Glimmer x Sunburst)

StarTrix (Starlight Glimmer x Trixie Lulamoon)

RariPie (Rarity x Pinkie Pie)

Octav3 (Octavia Melody x DJ Pon-3/Vinyl Scratch)

LyraBon (Lyra Heartstrings x Bon Bon/Sweetie Drops)

Sonic the Hedgehog

SonAmy (Sonic x Amy)

Sonadow (Sonic x Shadow)

Knuxouge (Knuckles x Rouge)

TailsCream (Tails x Cream)

Silvaze (Silver x Blaze)

ShadAmy (Shadow x Amy)

SonShadAmy (Sonic x Shadow x Amy)

BlazeAmy (Blaze x Amy)

SilvazeAmy (Silver x Blaze x Amy)

Tangle x Whisper

Vanilla x Vector

Super Mario Bros

Mario x Peach

Luigi x Daisy

FNAF

JereMike (Jeremy Fitzgerald x Michael Afton)

Glamrock Fronnie (Glamrock Freddy x Glamrock Bonnie)

Roxica (Roxanne Wolf x Glamrock Chica)

DSAF

DaveSport (Dave Miller x Jack Kennedy)

Polyphone (Harry Fitzgerald x Jake Wilson x Roger Jones)

Matthew Virginia x Oscar Lewinsky

Peterline (Peter Kennedy x Caroline Kennedy)

Doki Doki Literature Club

Doki Doki Squad (Monika x Sayori x Natsuki x Yuri)

Natsuri (Natsuki x Yuri)

Sayosuki (Sayori x Natsuki)

Hello Neighbor

Hamilton: An American Musical

Lams (John Laurens x Alexander Hamilton)

Mullette (Hercules Mulligan x Lafayette)

JeffMads (Thomas Jefferson x James Madison)

Phildosia (Philip Hamilton x Theodosia Burr Jr.)

Hamliza (Alexander Hamilton x Eliza Hamilton)

Elams (Eliza Hamilton x John Laurens x Alexander Hamilton)

SIX the Musical

Sanders Sides

Prinxiety (Roman x Virgil)

Logicality (Logan x Patton)

Dukeceit (Remus x Janus)

Remile (Remy x Emile) (Yes, I know that's technically not Sanders Sides)

Animal Crossing

Stardew Valley

Sebastian x Abigail

Haley x Alex

Elliot x Leah

My Farmer x Shane (Yes, I am counting that, lol)

Spyro the Dragon

Dan and Phil/The Phandom

Hobbies

Reading

Writing

Drawing

Listening to music

Playing video games

Watching movies

Watching YouTube

[italian-sides]

i'm back with another Thing for the AU? what? i'm on fire these days!

this time, please enjoy a Logince based off the song "E qui comando io" by Gigliola Cinquetti, a folk song mainly spread in northern Italy

tw: mentions of sex, cursing both in English and German

anyway, enjoy!

Luca Stüflesser couldn’t take it anymore.

Every time his roommate, and by now centuries-old crush, Romolo Stella brought some new partners known on Tinder - and maybe even Grindr, given the not always precise gender of the people he saw - in his apartment to... "have fun", Luca became more and more frustrated, so much that he became unbearable even for his other two roommates, Patrizio and Virgilio.

After months and months of swallowed bile and grinning and bearing it, Luca made a decision: he would have confronted Romolo himself.

So, on a night when the Trentino knew that the two would be alone, he approached Romolo's figure on the sofa, intent on re-watching all the Winx series [1] after years, and he stood beside him, with his arms crossed and a serious expression on his face, beginning to speak with the harsh accent typical of his region:

"Romolo, I’m sick of watching all this coming and going, almost every weekend you bring someone different to your room!

Here I’m in command, this is my house, and every day I want to know who is coming and who is going!"

The Roman, finishing eating the popcorn in his hand, merely raised an eyebrow, with a facial expression that perfectly expressed a saying typical of his region: 'E sticazzi?' [2], and he was back to watch Bloom and the other Winx change into their costumes, which made Luca even more upset.

Ah, feelings. The bane of his existence.

He used to say he hated them, but in reality he was also a victim of them, and this he absolutely couldn't accept.

Thus, gnashing his teeth and failing miserably to maintain his composure, the Trentino exclaimed, annoyed:

"Do you have any idea of how many favors I’ve done to you, covering your back every time Patrizio and Virgilio asked something about your... acquaintances? How many times have I cooked, cleaned and swept your room because you were too busy relaxing after having fun? Do you have any idea how unbearable it is hearing someone having fun when you have someone who doesn't even like sex in the same house?

How much I hate that it’s them and not m-"

Shit.

Shit. Shit. Shit.

Bloody feelings, that darkened his mind and made him speak before he could form a coherent thought, not connecting his brain to his mouth.

"Scheiße. Ich bin ein arschloch, jetzt wird er nie wieder mit mir reden. (Fuck. I'm an asshole, now he’s definitely not talking to me anymore.), muttered in German the Trentino while turning his back to Romolo, already feeling tears forming at the corners of his eyes and deciding to go back to his room, brooding over making a complete ass of himself.

The Stella twin, however, grabbed him by the arm and stopped him, and with a smug smile on his face asked him:

"Oi, kraut... so you like me?"

To say that Luca was blushing was an understatement. Let's say that a tomato - or a Solanum lycopersicum, as the Trentino liked to say - was waaay less red than he was.

"Lüge! (Falsehood!)", exclaimed, without translating from German to Italian for embarrassment, the young man, whose brain made a sound like a computer error once Romolo grabbed his face with one hand, bringing him closer to him on the couch.

"Quando la luna la cambia i color,

vieni ch’è l’ora, vieni ch’è l’ora,

quando la luna la cambia i color,

vieni ch’è l’ora di fare l’amor.",

("When the moon changes its colours,

come, it's time, come, it's time.

When the moon changes its colours,

come, it's time to make love.")

quietly hummed the Stella, continuing the song that perhaps, unintentionally, Luca mentioned just before.

The error sound in Luca's brain turned into the Windows' shutdown sound once Romolo kissed him, pushing him from the chest to spread him on his stomach on the sofa to better deepen the kiss.

Too bad that, during the highlight, Patrizio entered the house, giggling like a child and exclaiming, clearly amused, before returning to his room:

"Look, the house is actually rented in my name, so...

E quì comando io, e questa e casa mia,

ogni dì voglio sapere, ogni dì voglio sapere.

E quì comando io, e questa è casa mia,

ogni dì voglio sapere chi viene e chi va.",

(And here I’m in command and this is my house,

every day I want to know, every day I want to know.

And here I’m in command and this is my house,

every day I want to know who is coming and who is going.")

finishing happily whistling the song.

And if you’re wondering, no, he wouldn’t have made them forget it so easily.

[1]: "Winx Club" is an animated fantasy/adventure series created by Iginio Straffi, a former comic book artist. It is produced by Rainbow SpA, a studio co-owned by Straffi and Viacom, in co-production with RAI, tha national Italian television, and Nickelodeon (also owned by Viacom). The series has also spawned three feature-length movies and multiple spin-offs, including a live-action adaptation aimed at young adults.

[2]: Typical italian slang expression, it could assume different meanings in different regions. Predominantly used in Rome (Lazio) to manifest complete indifference regarding a certain issue.

Luca Stüflesser non ce la faceva più.

Ogni volta che il suo coinquilino, e ormai cotta secolare, Romolo Stella portava qualche nuovo partner conosicuto su Tinder - e forse anche Grindr, dato il genere non sempre ben preciso delle persone che vedeva - nel proprio appartamento per... "divertirsi", Luca diventava sempre più frustrato, talmente tanto che era diventato insopportabile anche per i suoi altri due coinquilini, Patrizio e Virgilio.

Dopo mesi e mesi di bile ingoiata e buon viso a cattivo gioco, Luca aveva preso una decisione: si sarebbe confrontato con Romolo di persona.

Così, una sera in cui il trentino sapeva che i due sarebbero stati soli, si era avvicinato alla figura di Romolo sul divano, intento ariguardare dopo anni tutti gli episodi delle Winx e gli si era piazzato di fianco, con le braccia incrociate e un'espressione seria in viso, cominciando a parlare con il duro accento tipico della sua regione:

"Romolo, sono stufo di vedere tutto questo andirivieni, quasi ogni fine settimana ti porti dietro qualcuno di diverso in camera!

Qui comando io, questa è casa mia, e ogni dì voglio sapere chi viene e chi va!"

Il romano, finendo di mangiare i pop-corn che aveva in mano, si era limitato ad alzare un sopracciglio, con un'espressione che esprimeva alla perfezione un'espressione tipica della sua regione: 'E sti cazzi?', ed era tornato a guardare Bloom e le altre Winx trasformarsi, cosa che aveva fatto innervosire Luca ancora di più.

Ah, i sentimenti. La rovina della sua esistenza.

Diceva tanto di odiarli, ma in realtà sotto sotto ne era vittima anche lui e questo non lo poteva assolutamente accettare.

Così, digrinando i denti e fallendo miseramente nel mantenere la propria compostezza, il trentino aveva esclamato, infastidito:

"Tu hai idea di quanti favori ti ho fatto, coprendoti le spalle ogni volta che Patrizio e Virgilio chiedevano qualcosa riguardo alle tue... conoscenze? Quante volte ho cucinato, pulito e spazzato camera tua perché tu eri troppo impegnato a rilassarti dopo esserti divertito? Hai idea di quanto sia insopportabile sentire come ti diverti quando hai qualcuno a cui nemmeno piace il sesso?

Di quanto odi il fatto che siano loro e non m-"

Merda.

Merda. Merda. Merda.

Maledetti sentimenti, che avevano oscurato la sua mente e lo avevano fatto parlare prima di poter formare un pensiero coerente, collegando cervello e bocca.

"Scheiße. Ich bin ein arschloch, jetzt wird er nie wieder mit mir reden. (Cazzo. Sono un coglione, ora sicuramente non mi rivolgerà più la parola.)", aveva borbottato in tedesco il trentino rivolgendo le spalle a Romolo, sentendo le lacrime pizzicargli gli occhi e decidendo di tornarsene in camera, a rimuginare sulla propria figura di merda.

Il gemello Stella tuttavia lo aveva afferrato per un braccio e lo aveva fermato, e con un sorrisetto compiaciuto sul suo viso gli aveva chiesto:

"A' crucco... ma quindi io te piaccio?"

Dire che Luca era arrossito era un eufemismo. Diciamo che un pomodoro - o un Solanum lycopersicum come piaceva dirlo al trentino - era meno rosso di lui in quel momento.

"Lüge! (Falsehood!)", aveva esclamato, senza tradurre dal tedesco all'italiano per l'imbarazzo, il giovane, il cui cervello aveva emesso un suono simile a quello di errore di un computer una volta che Romolo gli aveva afferrato il viso con una mano, avvicinandolo a sè sul divano.

"Quando la luna la cambia i color,

vieni ch’è l’ora, vieni ch’è l’ora,

quando la luna la cambia i color,

vieni ch’è l’ora di fare l’amor.",

aveva canticchiato distrattamente lo Stella, continuando la canzone che forse, involontariamente, Luca aveva menzionato poco prima.

Il suono di errore nel cervello di Luca si era trasformato nel suono di spegnimento di Windows una volta che Romolo lo aveva baciato, spingendolo dal petto per stenderlo a pancia in su sul divano per approfondire meglio il bacio.

Peccato proprio che, nel momento clou, era entrato in casa Patrizio, ridacchiando sotto i baffi come un bambino ed esclamando divertito, prima di tornare in camera propria:

"Ma guardate che in realtà la casa è in affitto a nome mio, quindi...

E quì comando io, e questa e casa mia,

ogni dì voglio sapere, ogni dì voglio sapere.

E quì comando io, e questa è casa mia,

ogni dì voglio sapere chi viene e chi va."

finendo di fischiettare allegramente la canzone.

E se ve lo state chiedendo: no, non l'avrebbe fatta dimenticare loro tanto facilmente.

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They're so beautiful!! Oh my logic, they're just gorgeous!!!

Illustrations for Do Androids Dream of Electric Jam?

At last, here is my second and final submission for the @ts-storytime challenge! These are illustrations for Do Androids Dream of Electric Jam? by @edupunkn00b​ It’s a fascinating story set in a dystopian future Pacific Northwest with excellent worldbuilding and a plot that will draw you in. Go check it out!

Please look under the cut for all of the art, but beware of SPOILERS!

Keep reading

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﹒﹒   male   names   masterlist     !

in honor of my third milestone on here ( thank you sm ) , i’ve decided to release a master list of 400+male names i personally love and think could be used more in the community . this was also requested by a few anons and names will be added to the list frequently . the names are sorted by first letter but not alphabetically within each letter category . if you found this useful , feel free to like or reblog to spread this !

A : alston, ander, adamo, alex, austen, ace, arian, adrian, atlas, augustus, axel, archer, angel, archie, aaron, abel, asher, amir, adriel, andrew, ace, alejandro, arlo, adonis, atticus, abram, ambrose. 

B : bryce, bryson, benji, bellamy, banks, bear, beau, bentley, barrett, brody, brayden, bennett, braxton, bowen, briggs, baker, bruce, benson, bristol, boston, brycen, bryant, brock, brendan, bruno, byron, braden, bronson, braeson.

C : colton, cartier, cyrus, caleb, carter, cedric, carson, cohen, calvin, callum, casper, caspius, chase, cole, connor, camden, colt, caden, cash, crew, chance, clayton, cruz, cairo, corbin, colson, cesar, clark. 

D : damon, damien, darren, dylan, dominic, declan, dean, dario, drew, dimitri, dakota, dawson, daxton, dante, desmond, denver, dax, deacon, drake, derrick, darius, duke, deandre, dash, dilan, dayton, duncan, dior. 

E : eduardo, edward, elias, emilien, evan, easton, everett, emmett, enzo, ezra, elliot, emmanuel, ezekial, elias, emerson, eric, emory, edwin, elian, esteban, edison, emir, everest, eliseo, everley.

F : florencio, flynn, fabio, forester, francis, flynn, fallon, finn, finnick, felix, fernando, finnegan, fabian, ford, forbes, fletcher, fisher, fox, fitz, flint, fulton. 

G : giovanni, gage, gomez, grayson, griffin, grant, graham, gavin, grant, gianni, gunner, gideon, gregory, grey, gustavo, guillermo, gentry, gadiel, gabriel. 

H : halton, herman, holden, hayes, hudson, hayden, harrison, harlow, harvey, hugo, hank, henley, holland, hamza, hugh, houston, hakeem. 

I : isaac, icarius, idris, ian, ivan, isaiah, ismael, ilan, irvin, iain. 

J : julian, juniper, joao, joaquim, jordan, jaxton, joshua, josiah, javier, jayden, justin, jonah, jace, jasper, jay, jj, jackson, jeremiah, judah, joel, jensen, jaylen, jonas, jamal. 

K : kai, kolton, kaleb, klaus, kyrie, kingston, kayden, king, kobe, knox, kyler, kaden, khalil, kane, killian, keegan, kian, kamden, kieran, keanu, kyland, kareem, kasen, 

L : liam, lukas, logan, lucien, lawrence, leo, leighton, leon, lindell, lamar, latrell, larson, lance, levi, luke, landon, luca, lincoln, landon, lorenzo, london, lennox, leonel, lawson, luciano, layton, lux, leroy, lamar. 

M : micaiah, mateo, marcell, manny, mac, malcolm, mckay, meechie, matias, mason, maverick, mitch, murphy, miles, malachi, maddox, marshall, malik, moses, marvin, milo. 

N : noah, nicolai, nasir, nico, nash, neymar, naveen, nehemiah, nixon, nelson, nigel, niles, nolyn, namir. 

O : orlando, ozzy, oliver, omar, orion, otto, odin, otis, oskar, osvaldo, owen. 

P : peyton, parker, pearce, prince, preston, porter, pierre, penn, patton, paxton, paolo, pope, percy. 

Q : quentin, quinn, quint, quang. 

R : roman, rowan, reid, riggs, reece, rafael, ryland, roland, ronan, rhett, rhys, rory, rainer, roscoe, rocco, ryder, ryker, remington, russell, romeo, raiden, ruben, ridge, rex, rudy, remy. 

S : sawyer, spencer, salem, salvatore, stefan, samson, sebastian, samuel, santiago, silas, sutton, sterling, sully, sergio, seth, santino, santibel, soren, saint, samir, saul, sal, santos, slater, santino. 

T : tyson, tyrin, taylor, teagan, tobias, troye, tristan, tucker, theo, torrento, tanner, travis, tripp, trenton, trey, tomas, talon, thad, terrance, teddy. 

U : uriel, ulysesses, umar, urbane, uri, ursel, usher. 

V : valencio, victor, valence, valentino, vance, victor, vaughn, vincent, virgil, vernon, vander, vito, vero, villard. 

W : wick, walker, weston, wyatt, wolfgang, wells, wilder, wesley, walter, warren, wade, winston, watson, wiley, waylen. 

X : xavier, xander, xane, xavion, xavi, xiomar, xackery, xan. 

Y : yosef, yosan, york, yasir, yoel, yuri, yannis.

Z : zane, zakhar, zavier, zion, zahir, zev, zeus, zacharias.

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Masterlist

Fics i have done!

Fandoms i write for!

Young justice

Kaldur'ahm/Aqualad

Megan morse/Miss martian

Connor kent/Superboy

Artemis crock/Tigress

Jaime reyes/Blue beetle

Cassie sandsmark/Wondergirl

Wally west/Kidflash

Barbara gordon/Batgirl

CSI Vegas

Sara sidle

Nick stokes

Mia dickerson

Greg sanders

Catherine willows

Warrick brown

Riley adams

Gil grissom

M*A*S*H*

Benjamin hawkeye pierce

Margaret hot lips houlihan

B.J. hunnicutt

Margie cutler

Radar o'reilly

Kellye yamoto

John mulcahy

Stranger things

Nancy wheeler

Dustin henderson

Max mayfield

Jonathan byers

Robin buckley

Steve harrison

Jane hopper/el

Lucas Sinclair

Joyce byers

Mike wheeler

Barbara holland

Jim hopper

CSI Miami

Walter simmons

Yelena salazar

Ryan wolfe

Natalia boa vista

Eric delko

Calliegh duquesne

Horatio caine

Alexx woods

Jesse cardoza

Marisol delko

Marvel

Kate bishop

Clint barton

Natasha romanoff

T'challa

Cassandra lang

Sam wilson

Kamala khan

Bucky barnes

Shuri

Bruce banner

Mortal kombat

Kung jin

Skarlet

Hanzo hasashi

Sonya blade

Kuai liang

Jaqui briggs

Johnny cage

Kitana

Takeda takashi

Jade

Jax briggs

Cassie cage

Resident evil

Claire redfield

Carlos olivera

Sherry birkins

Leon kennedy

Jill valentine

Jake muller

Helena harper

Chris redfield

Alice

NCIS NOLA

Chris laselle

Loretta wade

Sebastian lund

Hannah khoury

Patton plame

Sonja percy

Dwayne pride

Tammy gregario

Final destination

Clear rivers

Lewis romaro

Wendy christensen

Kevin horton

Carrie dryer

Kevin fischer

Kimberly corman

Thomas burke

Alex browning

The mighty ducks

Fulton reed

Julie gaffney

Adam banks

Charlie conway

Dean portman

Guy germaine

Dwayne robertson

Luiz mendoza

Connie monreau

Criminal minds

Emily prentiss

Spencer reid

Jennifer jareau

Aaron hotchner

Kate callahan

Derek morgan

Penelope garcia

Luke alvez

Tara lewis

Matt simmons

Trauma center

Derek stiles

Angie thompson

Gabriel cunningham

Elena salazar

Erhard miller

Naomi kimishima

Markus vaughn

Valerie blaylock

ER

Susan lewis

Mark greene

Carol hathaway

Doug ross

Kerry weaver

Gregory pratt

Samantha taggart

John carter

Cate banfield

Luka kovac

Harry potter

Cedric diggory

Luna lovegood

Harry potter

Ginny weasley

Remus lupin

Narcissa malfoy

Ron weasley

Nymphodora tonks

Sirius black

Marlene mckinnon

Draco malfoy

Fleur declour

Blaise zabini

Hermione granger

Kingdom hearts

Namine

Riku

Kairi

Sora

Aqua

Terra

Xion

Ventus

Roxas

Xmen

Charles xavier

Ororo munroe

Warren worthington

Kitty pryde

Kurt wagner

Illyana rasputin

Erik leshnerr

Raven darkholme

Logan

Marie d'ancanto

Peter maximoff

Jubliee

Pixie

Pixie o'brien

Harland mckenna

Frank mccullen

Final fantasy

Cloud strife

Oerba dia vanille

Snow villers

Tifa lockhart

Hope esthiem

Oerba yun fang

Vincent valentine

Lighting farron

Zack fair

Aerith gainsborough

Narnia

Lucy pevensie

Peter pevensie

Susan pevensie

Edmund pevensie

Mr tumnus

Prince caspian

NCIS LA

Marty deeks

Shay mosley

Sam hanna

Kensi blye

G callen

Fatima nazami

Eric beale

Harley hidoko

Nell jones

Code lyoko

Aelita schaffer

Odd della robbia

Yumi ishiyama

Ulrich stern

Milly solovieff

William dunbar

Tamiya diop

Jeremy belpois

Triple frontier

Will "ironhead" miller

Frankie "catfish" morales

Benny miller

Santiago "pope" garcia

The night shift

Landry de la cruz

Joey chavez

Gwen gaskin

Kenny fornette

Jordan alexander

Michael ragosa

Drew allister

Shannon rivera

TC callahan

Ewan mcgregor characters

Catcher block

Dan torrance

Perry makepeace

Christopher robin

Rodney copperbottom

Robert lewis

Alex law

Edward bloom

Star wars

Crosshair

Cara dune

Luke skywalker

Aayla secura

Hunter

Din djarin

Padme amidala

Cal kestis

Rey skywalker

Obi wan kenobi

Bo katan kryze

Qui gon jin

Tech

Ahsoka tano

Poe dameron

Leia organa

Echo

Finn

Iden versio

Del meeko

Wrecker

Misc 1

Jack mercer

Mason "mace" brown

Spike spiegel

Toph

Lu fox

Elizabeth martinson

Casi

Laney boggs

Max lewinsky

Mahtilda

Flip zimmerman

Nani pelekai

Murphy macmanus

Korra

Lu fox

Samantha caine

Bill s prescott

Iris

Zack siler

Rachel

David abbott

Marta

Jed eckhart

Tess finnegan

Ryan williams

Barbara novak

Ted logan

Toni

Eugene/vida boheme

Tris prior

Murtagh morzzansson

Skeeter

Christian

Stephanie speck

John wick

Viola eade

Jonathan levy

Evey hammond

Eli "Hawk" Moskowitz

Casey jones

Marni

Elliot alderson

Misc 2

Chris chambers

Andie anderson

Michael perry

Beatrix "the bride" kiddo

Elliott

Quinn fabray

Benjamin barry

Dani rojas

Billy/four

Daphne moon

Javi gutierrez

Allison reynolds

Hector villanueva

April o'neil

Ned tash

Kara

Don billingsley

Asami sato

Beau hutton

Monica long dutton

Joey coalter

Celine naville

Sam munroe

[romanberry]

some various sides-related info from the members livestream:

-season 3 is going to be written and filmed in bulk, with all or a good portion of it being done at the same time which will hopefully seriously decrease the wait between videos!!

-patreon money is going towards increasing production value specifically new cameras and mics!

-all thats left in season 2 is “one or two sanders asides episodes” and then the finale

-virgil does (in fwsa) know that janus got accepted and he is “not happy about it”

-”justice for bathroom guy? who knows. maybe” thomas x bathroom guy shippers grab your toilet paper

-”is that fair to him is definitely referring to the cute stranger- he doesnt give an f about janus” :(

-nico will be a recurring character & is specifically puerto rican! also the question he asked thomas was about the carrots lol

-the entire endcard was spitballed like a week before the video released, including the purple eyeshadow

-the eyeshadow isnt just “virgil being happy” its specifically the butterflies in the stomach kind of feeling because anxiety + excitement are the same chemicals! also roman didnt acknowledge it because it has “probably happened before” (and it probably will return again)

-”in a similar way that logan, although not present in moving on part 2 after he left, still showed evidence he was there- patton and logan make a cameo in the endcard. in a similar way. and were just gonna leave it there, because i dont wanna spell it out for you guys”

-the stimming in endcard was suggested by joan (who has adhd) who didnt know that was stimming until the fandom pointed it out fhdbgfkf. also thomas is looking into whether hes maybe adhd himself!!!!

-confirmation that all asides fit chronologically into the tl

-thomas watches a lot of sides animatics on youtube + they inspired the format of fwsa!

-nicos name was between luca/luka, diego, and nico (which is short for nicolas!)

-logan says to vote, patton says to hug ur pets and also vote, remus says butts

-overwhelming theme throughout the stream is how many ideas were joans everyone say thank u joan!!!!!!!!

[aestivetic]

My Celebrity Opinions

Here is my current list of all the celebrities I can pull up full-on opinions on. I don’t know if they count as “parasocial relationships”, but here they are.

Don’t see a celebrity here? Either I don’t know them, I don’t care enough about them to have an opinion, or I have forgotten what opinions I have on them. Or they’re not online. Or they’re dead. Or I forgot their names. Look, this list was hard enough in thinking of how many celebrities I actually have an opinion on beyond “Eh, they were good in [X], hope they did alright for themselves”.

Robert Carlyle: True character actor. Incredibly talented, but has an equally strong talent for picking wretched material. Seems to keep his head down and show up, perform in whatever Q-tier soap opera he’s in, take his paycheck and go home. Hope he’s doing well.

Benedict Cumberbatch: Better at comedy than he is usually allotted. Looks a little inbred, but that’s what happens when you go to Eton.

Felicia Day: Glad she’s on MST3K and gets to play a very ace villainess after being slavered over for the past decade-ish. Seems alright, better comic timing than usually given credit for.

Guillermo del Toro: Seems like a really fun guy, going on his interviews, writing, and films. Seems to keep his nose clean. Hope he keeps making films, they seem to stay quality. Good sense of decoration.

Neil Gaiman: One of my top-ten favorite living authors. Very beautiful, hope he’s doing alright. Have considered writing  to him, but keep putting it off.

Doug Jones: Seems like a cool guy. Glad he’s still getting work. Amazing physicality.

Matthew McConaughey: Good actor. Lanky and pretty. Would watch him in most things. One of the few actors who can play butch. Hope he takes on that Rust prequel series. Astounded that he decided to act in Reign of Fire. Appreciate his constant shirt allergy.

Mads Mikkelsen: Very still face, making him one of the few people I can reliably recognize on sight. Seems to keep his nose clean. Glad he’s getting work.

Ben Miller: Liked him in Death In Paradise. Unsurprised that he turned out to be anti-trans, given he’s a middle-aged British man.

Patton Oswalt: Very funny, talented writer of imagery. Some of the best writing about fatness I have personally come across. Glad he’s on MST3K.

Jared Padalecki: Very pretty. Dumb as a bag of hammerstones. Has managed to look startlingly like a trans guy throughout his career. Has appeared in Men’s Health (aka Sports Illustrated for gay men) 6 times, a fact I find endlessly hilarious. Can’t hit marker tape for beans.

Michael Shannon: Scary-looking, but he seems alright. Enjoyed his work in The Shape of Water and Boardwalk Empire. Good comedy talent, though it doesn’t get used a lot.

Mark Sheppard: Talented, great sense of timing, openly a short fat guy who’s not played for comedy or gross-out. Appreciate that he seems to keep his yap shut and make good money. Good inkwork.

Rainn Wilson: Better dramatic actor than usually allotted. Gave an incredible performance in Backstrom. Hope he gets work, because political commentary is not his strong suit. But if people kept trying to make me act like their fancast of a job I’d given up ages ago, I’d probably go nuts, too.

Steven Moffat, Bryan Fuller, Ryan Murphy, George Lucas, Tarsem Singh: Can and will be devoured by plot bunnies unless kept on an incredibly tight rein.

Dan Olson; “Andy” of Atun-Shei Films: Voice like butter that makes you smarter. Glad he stays pretty private. Attractive. Incredibly talented writer/performer.

MST3K Crew: Have, by extension, helped me with my lifelong insomnia and nightmares. Glad Mr. Corbett is sober, it’s an inspiration to me. Also inspirational in building a reliable brand with reliable and affordable output, and leaning on clean(ish) humor.

[graysonclarke96]

Marvel: Young Avengers Protocol to Origins of Grayson Clarke.

Character to Actor:

The Clarke Family:

Grayson Clarke- Chris Wood

Zoey Clarke- Lily Collins

Sally Clarke- Kim Rhodes

Thomas Clarke- Christopher Cousins

The Stacy Family:

Gwen Stacy- Madison Iseman

Simon Stacy- Jacob Tremblay

Phillip and Howard Stacy- Freddie Highmore

Helen Stacy- Susanna Thompson

George Stacy- Mark Harmon

Jill Stacy- Emma Watson

Arthur Stacy- Sean Bean

Paul Stacy- Paul Walker

Miles Warren- Dave Annable

The Parker Family:

Ben Parker- Tom Cavanaugh

Richard Parker- Daniel Gillies

Mary Parker- Rachel Leigh Cook

The Morales Family:

Miles Morales- Jordan Fisher

Rio Morales- Danielle Nicolet

Jefferson Davis- Russell Richardson

Aaron Davis- Donald Glover

Young Avengers:

Rayshaun Lucas- Trevor Jackson

Kate Bishop- Hailee Steinfeld

Daisy Johnson- Shan Dodd

Bobbi Morse- Olivia Holt

The Fantastic Four:

Reed Richards- John Krasinksi

Susan Storm- Hilarie Burton

Johnny Storm- Zach Roerig

Ben Grimm- Conan Stevens

Defenders:

Luke Cage- Michael Jai White

Jessica Jones- Jessica De Gouw

Matt Murdock- Colin Donnell

Danny Rand- Josh Segarra

Marc Spector- Stephen Amell

Elektra Natchios- Julia Voth

X-Men:

Charles Xavier- Patrick Stewart

Logan- Hugh Jackman

Hank McCoy- Ewan McGregor

Ororo Munroe- Sonequa Martin-Green

Scott Summers- Sam Claflin

Jean Grey- Jane Levy

Kurt Wagner- Thomas Doherty

Bobby Drake- Brandon Flynn

Emma Frost- Josephine Langford

Piotr Rasputin- Daniel Cudmore

Warren Worthington- Alex Pettyfer

Alex Summers- Lucas Till

Sean Cassidy- Cameron Monaghan

Kitty Pryde- Danielle Rose Russell

Anna Marie- Elizabeth Gillies

Elizabeth Braddock- Michelle Keegan

Danielle Moonstar- Blu Hunt

Megan Gwynn- Natalie Dormer

Roberto De Costa- Froy Gutierrez

Illyana Rasputin- Anya Taylor-Joy

Tyrone Johnson- Roshon Fegan

Tandy Bowen- Virginia Gardner

Rahne Sinclair- Rose Leslie

Sam Guthrie- Charlie Heaton

(Various other students)

Brotherhood of Mutants:

Eric Lehnsherr- Dacre Montgomery

Raven Darkholme- Pauley Perrette

Cain Marko- Nathan Jones

Victor Creed- Liev Schrieber

Todd Tolenksy- Aramis Knight

Fred Dukes- William Berry

Dominic Petrakis- Toby Kebbell

Karl Lykos- Luke Evans

Jeanne-Marie Beaubier- Kaya Scodelario

Arkady Rossovich- Dolph Lundgren

Laynia Krylova- Tracy Spiridakos

(Various other Mutants)

Villains:

Otto Octavius- Mark Sheppard

Sergei Kravinoff- Manu Bennett

Flint Marko- Dominic Purcell

Max Dillon- Aaron Paul

Curt Connors- Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Morgan Le Fay- Katie McGrath

Martin Li- Stephen Oyoung

Lana Baumgartner- Emily Wickersham

Victor Von Doom- Viggo Mortensen

Carl Creel- Brian Patrick Wade

Wendigo King

Aleksei Sytsevich- Andrey Ivchenko

Tony Masters- Jason Statham

Edward Whelan- Julian Bleach

Zebediah Killgrave- David Tennant

Benjamin Pointdexter- Edgar Ramirez

Melissa Gold- Maika Monroe

Morrie Bench- Ben Foster

Thundra- Rebecca Quin

Sinthea Schmidt- Phoebe Tonkin

Other Characters:

Tim Elwood- Drew Roy

Grace Elwood- Lauren Roy

Ava Ayala- Tristan Mays

Felicia Hardy- Marie Avgeropoulos

Morgan Tyler- Hartley Sawyer

Flash Thompson- Michael Provost

Elena Gold- Nicola Peltz

Riri Williams- Candice Patton

Kamala Khan- Iman Vellani

Dante Pertuz- Jake T. Austin

MJ Watson- Sophie Skelton

Harry Osborn- Liam Hall

Norman Osborn- James Redford

Mendel Stromm- David Dayan Fisher

Cletus Kasady- Jackie Earle Haley

Eddie Brock- Alan Ritchson

J. Jonah Jameson- J.K. Simmons

Jean De Wolfe- Sandra Bullock

Jennifer Walters- Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Yuri Watanabe- Tara Platt

Richard Rider- Liam McIntyre

Sam Alexander- Dylan O'Brien

Eileen Harsaw- Camilla Belle

Mikhail Uriokovitch Ursus- Olivier Richters

Rachel Van Helsing- Katheryn Winnick

Jacob Russoff- Kristofer Hivju

Eric Brooks- Duane Henry

Robbie Reyes- Tyler Posey

Kari Lyngley- Katherine McNamara

Jared Lyngley- Ross Lynch

Bruce Banner- Eric Bana (Re-cast)

[edupunkn00b]

Meus ex Machina, Chapter 19: Silvertongue and Hesper

Edited public domain image of two hands reaching for each other, lit in deep blue and neon green.

Prev - Silvertongue and Hesper - Next - Masterpost - [ AO3 ]

WC: 2689 - Rated: T - CW: non-graphic torture, blood

Where Janus went in the pre-dawn hours. But first, what happened to Lucas after he left HQ on Remus and Roman's 21st birthday. If you haven’t yet read Progression, stop here and read it now for maximum impact. The flashback at the start of this chapter takes place two days after the end of that story.

For at least the hundredth time and for the second time in the past 72 hours, Lucas punched in the coordinates to The Inn. This time, though, he made the trip out to their old watering hole alone.

The ghost of Re’s giddy nervousness bounced around the ship. 

Really? You’re gonna let me have a drink tonight?

Sure, Re. You only turn twenty-one once…

Banking around the scaffold of the Newland Towers, Lucas jumped at the static he picked up from the construction site. For the past three days, Lucas had stayed up, listening, waiting. He’d kept the aircar radio open the whole way out, childishly hoping Jan or Pat or anyone else would reach out. Tell him it was all a mistake. Ask him to come home.

No-one did.

He set down behind the bar and circled his and Jan’s old haunt. A flashing ‘closed’ sign shone in the darkness, and the landing pads out front were vacant, but Andrew’s movement behind the bar cast long shadows in the back windows. The gate was down in front so Lucas returned to the alleyway.

Shiny, new, and with five layers of encryption, the deadbolt on the backdoor was impressive. The rusted screws holding it in place, however, were not and one swift kick opened the door.

��What the hell—” Andrew’s tough guy shout from the bar dropped to a whisper when Lucas came into view. His eyes darted side to side, searching for someone in the empty bar to rescue him.

“Lucas! Hey… hey, um, no hard feelings, right? You know I didn’t call the feds on Re… they just… they just showed up and took care of the body, I…” He stepped back, fumbling along the railing under the taps for his emergency call switch. “But y—you got outta here way before they got here, right?”

“The call button’s two meters to your left,” Lucas responded, flipping a bottle sealer at the powerbank just above the switch. It exploded, sparks raining down on Andrew’s hand. “You wouldn’t want the corpos to just show up coincidentally again, now would you?”

“No, Lucas, no…” He shook his head. “Of course not. C’mon, man… You know it’s not like that. You and Jay have been coming here for years… You all are like family to me.”

Lucas’ voice was quiet. “You took my family from me.” He unbuttoned his coat and peeled it off, revealing a harness with an antique taser and five extra charge canisters. “You took my brother.” Gaze focused on his coat, Lucas walked to the rack next to the front doors and hung it on the closest hook before drawing down the window shade and checking the locks on the door. 

“You took my boys.” Andrew’s eyes widened and he slowly straightened, shaking hands raised near his head. Lucas snapped a fresh charge into place and watched the standby light stutter to life. “You took my love.”

Finally he looked up, eyes ablaze. “I’ve lost everything.” Andrew began to tremble, sympathetic nervous system rooting him in place, full freeze mode. As though that could do anything to help him now. Lucas absorbed the fear pouring out with his rank sweat and smiled. “Just as you’re about to.”

Lucas unlocked the taser and flicked it on. A sharp buzzy whine filled the room, followed by the trickling sound of urine dripping from Andrew’s pant leg. Lucas tsked. “So soon? Very well.”

“No, no, no… Lucas… You don—you—you don’t wanna do this… This—this isn’t you.” Lucas aimed the taser and the man’s words jumbled, hands out as though he could stop the assault. “Wha—what would Jan think if he—”

Lucas’ eyes brightened, orange fire pushing away his doubt. “Jan already thinks I’ve been purchased. He already thinks I betrayed him. To you.” He grinned, his smile broad and easy. And empty as the bar. “Let’s show him who I really answer to, shall we?”

“No… no, please, Lucas, no—” With a bang, refurbished guidewires shot out and embedded in the man’s neck. 50,000 volts cut short his pleas, the bright white glow rivaled only by Lucas’ orange eyes.

~

The slow death of Andrew’s brain ripped away the last shreds of Lucas’ control. Eyes squeezed shut, he doubled over, arms crossed over his head as the bartender’s dying cries shot through his heart. Seared flesh set fire to his nerves. Andrew’s fear his pain would never end. The fear of what would happen when it did.

And Andrew’s last thoughts, the tiny spark of relief that it was finally over.

Lucas slumped to the floor, barely noticing the knot on the side of his own head. He lay there for as long as he dared before pulling himself to his feet and staggering to the toilets.

The lukewarm recycled tap did a poor job on his hands and no matter how hard he scrubbed with the bar’s watered down soap, bits of Andrew’s blood clung to his knuckles and under his nails. In the engraving on his ring.

He took it off, twisting to get it past the callouses, and held it up to the light. Dingy rust filled in the swooping cursive ‘Ja’ on the engraving. Shoulders slumped, he fought the tightening in his throat, the burning behind his eyes. 

But he was spent. His eyes flickered weakly under the dingy bathroom lights. A sob ripped up from his throat and hot tears spilled over, dripping down his cheeks and his neck as he rubbed at his stained wedding ring under the faucet.

His wrist buzzed and hope sparked in his chest.

Hope quickly doused by the message on his comm. Instead of a message from Jan, from Pat, from the boys, a bold proximity warning scrolled across the tiny screen. 

CORPORATE POLICE ACTIVITY 100 YARDS AND CLOSING…

CORPORATE POLICE ACTIVITY 50 YARDS AND CLOSING…

CORPORATE POLICE ACTIVITY 10 YA—

A small blast was followed by the crash of the front door coming off its hinges. His ring hit the basin, rattling as it rolled around and down the open drain.

“Come out with your hands up! Come out—shit! Look what they did to him! Dear god…” The buzz of a dozen tazers more advanced than his own couldn’t cover the tremor in the pig’s voice. “Arms up! That’s an order!” 

Lucas’ comm hummed quietly, a constant vibration against his wrist now.

Auto-distress alert enabled. Contacting HQ in 30… 29… 28… 27…

“We have you surrounded!” Jackboots tromped down the old hardwood floors and came to a stop outside the locked bathroom door. Dust sprinkled from the hinges as they banged on it. “Come out or we’re coming in!”

Lucas turned off the water and watched the numbers tick before tapping Disable just as the distress call countdown hit 1.

His comm screen went dark and he wiped his hands on his pants. “Be out in just a mo’!” he sing-songed. Only Jan would’ve caught the hitch in his voice. Well, Pat, too, most likely. But they weren’t here to care.

He checked the mirror, drying his face and smoothing back his hair. He smiled at the dim but growing amber rings around his eyes, then turned and opened the door.

~

Rain and hail drummed against the hull, a syncopated beat that dragged Lucas from a deep sleep. He’d been dreaming of home again, of the boys chasing each other through the halls. Pat’s more Teddy Bear-than-Papa Bear warnings to slow down. Re promising Pat they’d try before erupting in laughter with Ro, a soft, calm laugh, nothing like his laughter the last time he’d seen him. 

Jan’s smooth hot toddy voice, spice and heat and comfort. His hand, ungloved, unshielded, carding through his hair. 

Lucas leaned back and shook his head to clear away the clingy wisps of dream from his mind.

But Jan’s voice only grew louder. 

-”We need to talk, Hesper. Where can I find you?”-

Amber light bled through his eyelashes and he smiled. -”Mmm… So formal, ma cheri,”- he purred back. -”And yet so rude! Not even a ‘good morning, how did you sleep? How would you like your tea?”-

Jan’s shield was strong, nothing but a faint buzz was his answer.

He was close. Lucas checked the local time. Technically morning, though the sun wouldn’t be up for hours. It had been winter when they’d met, too. He shook off the thought and lit up the room with his eyes. 

-”Is it actually morning where you are?”- Jan asked as though he didn’t know. As though he wasn’t close enough for Lucas to smell his cologne.

Or maybe he just imagined it.

-”I have risen with the light…” Lucas pushed a memory of Jan’s smiling face back at him, hair mussed and splayed out on his pillow. He wasn’t sure how much got through Jan’s shield. Or who he was trying to hurt more. -”Does that count as morning in your calculation?”-

-”I wish to speak with you, Hesper,”- he sent, dull and flat and cold.

Lucas checked the sensors. The others weren’t with him. Jan had actually come alone. He chewed at his lip. Whatever this was, the platform was already dotted with intent detonators. If this was some surprise attack, Lucas would soon know. He sighed, his curiosity getting the better of him, and he lowered the gangway. 

“Welcome aboard, ma cheri,” he called down the open ramp. An elegant shadow in grey and yellow stepped into view and Lucas bowed, one arm sweeping out. “Wipe your feet before you come up, s’il vous plaît. It’s simply filthy out there.”

Hurrying back to his bunk, he pushed up the platform to hide his bedding and flipped down both benches on either side of the little table where he ate and planned and built most of his tools. He started to sit, then rose again and dispensed two cups of hot water for tea, dropping in sachets from his dwindling stash and set them down across from each other.

By the time Jan turned the corner into the main area of the ship, Lucas was sat back, right arm hooked over the back rest, left leg crossed over the other, ankle to knee. He lowered orange-tinted lenses over his eyes and smiled.

“Welcome aboard,” he repeated, biting his cheek when he realized he’d already run through his script.

“You already said that,” Jan replied, voice smooth. Well, mostly smooth, with only a tiny catch at the end which could just be a bit of his old morning hoarseness. Jan’s mind was completely shielded—fuck he’d gotten good at that—but there was a twitch in his left pinkie and he hesitated before sitting. “I appreciate the hospitality,” he nodded before switching their cups and taking a slow sip from the one that had been in front of Lucas.

“Ah, ma cheri, you wound me…” He shook his head and took the other tea cup, blowing away the steam. “You still don’t trust me.” Lucas clucked his tongue, grateful he’d thought to don his glasses as his eyes burned in the attempt to keep his voice light. “Well?” He looked up over the lip of his cup between sips. “While your company is a pleasure as always…” They could both pretend Jan’s cheeks warmed from the heat of his tea. “You said you had something to discuss with me.”

Jan set down his cup and watched the steam rise. ��To be completely honest with you, Luc, I’m not entirely sure why I’m here.”

All Lucas’ powers couldn’t stifle how much he wanted Jan to say his name again, how much he needed Jan to say his name again. He hid his face behind his cup and took another sip to buy time to settle his heart. “Interesting,” he murmured, cracked voice betraying him. Jan’s eyes shot up.

Lucas sat, silent and pinned down by his gaze, until Jan finally continued. “I suppose given everything that’s happened, I…” Jan addressed his cup, lifting it up for another slow sip. “I was so sure we’d done everything we could do to help Re. That we’d given him every safeguard, every protection possible. But…” He shook his head. “If I was wrong about that,” he whispered, more to himself than to Lucas. “What else have I been wrong about?”

“What’s happened?” Lucas leaned forward, reaching for Jan before he could even think to stop himself. “What’s wrong with Re?”

Jan leaned back, eyebrow raised, and sipped his tea. -”You don’t hear him?”- he asked silently.

Brow furrowed, Lucas closed his eyes and reached out. There was the buzz of Jan’s shield, a dark, staticy hole where his feelings should be. A couple asleep in their ship two platforms down. The rumble of families in the surrounding shelters. A little boy crying from a nightmare. And then…

Lucas gasped. Like finally noticing a song playing in the background, he suddenly registered the touch of Re’s mind in the distance. His cup clattered to the table and he leapt to his feet. Re! “You left him alone? Unshielded and alone and—”

“And happy,” Jan murmured to his cup, seated serenely across from him. “And not alone.”

Lucas slowly took his seat, stretching, feeling for any sense he could detect of Re’s thoughts over the distance. He’d moored this ship on the knife’s edge of his own abilities, near enough to hear everyone in HQ. Far enough he wouldn’t be too tempted to listen.

Re was completely unshielded but… he was calm. His thoughts rippled around him, gentle and rhythmic drops on a pond. Sleeping? Given the hour and the wordlessness of his thoughts, probably. A light sleep, no dreams yet, nothing that would trigger a strong emotional response at least. He was calm and content and… happy.

And Jan was right. Re was not alone.

“Is Ro—” He shook his head, answering his own question. No, if Ro had been with him, the boys most certainly would be up and making good trouble around—or outside—the house. No, he was with…

“He’s with Machina,” Jan answered.

“You left him alone with your twitchy bot?” Again, Lucas was on his feet, stomping toward the controls. “You trust him not to hurt him? I know you remember what hap—”

Jan followed and caught his arm, pulling him away from the pilot’s seat. His hand was warm through his gloves, gentle as it lingered on his forearm. “The Muse would never hurt Machina. Never intentionally.”

“I’m not talking about your fucking robot getting hurt! How do you know it won’t hurt Re?”

He never got to answer.

Lucas’ wrist buzzed half a second before a charge rocked the ship. “Get down!” he ordered and pushed Jan to the deck. Another blast hit the other side of the ship. 

The glow of his comm screen peeked out from under Jan’s sleeve and he pushed it back. Jan swore. “They’re close. Too many to count.”

Lucas nodded, shifting to tap at his own wrist. Bright white dots surrounded their location. The hull clanked, hurricane clamps tearing at the fuselage. “Damn.” 

Jan twisted beneath him, eyes wide and staring at his wrist. “You still wear your—”

He ignored the question and pushed to his feet before offering a hand to Jan. “You turned off your proximity alarm.”

“Had to,” he muttered, brushing imagined dust off his cloak. “It went off every day at the DC. Don’t avoid the question. Why do you still wear—”

Another blast rocked the ship. The corpos were getting bolder. And closer. A second blast was followed by a pained cry. They were now near enough to trigger the intent charges.

Lucas shook his head, eyeing the roof hatch. “We need to get out of here.”

The outer hull blew and jackboots tromped up the gangway, comms crackling. Lucas dropped the inner blast door just before they reached the top, then grabbed Jan and a pack. He sealed off the corridor from the inside just before the corpos entered the main control room.

They were now trapped inside the ship.

-“We need help,”- Jan corrected and pressed the HQ alert on his wrist. -“Now.”-

[woorenergy]

what are your top 5 most "its okay but i dont rlly care abt it" ships

Tenmiko: i don't get all the hype around it since it seems pretty much one-sided but i don't really care aside of that. looks cute tho

Soudam: same, i don't get the appeal but you do you

Logicality: i used to ship them a lot but now it's just giving me divorced couple vibes with Patton desperately clinging to a failed relationship while Logan's moving to something else. again they're really cute nonetheless, it's just not for me anymore lol

Kaito x Maki (idk their ship name sorry): they're meh, but i don't mind them. also arospec!Kaito for the win

Luca x Giulia: they're more besties than lovers imo but that's just me. again, you do you

[subshroud]

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Original Work Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Logan(original male character) x Remus(original male character) Characters: Gallo(original male character), Orion(original male character), Leo(original male character), Patton(original male character), Lucas(original male character), Roman(original male character), Remus(original male character), Logan(original male character), Vi(original character) Summary:

WE’RE BACK! After a long hiatus.

@dontask25

[fallcnshcrts]

hello! i’m in the mood to use my test muses more, so pls give this a like for a one liner/plot based starter from the following muses!

PEYTON HAYES. 22. college student/biochem major. pansexual. zendaya coleman fc. LUCAS HUNT.21. baseball player/music major. bisexual. rudy pankow fc. KHALID CARTER. 30. mob boss. heterosexual. trevante rhodes fc. ROBYN CARTER.21. mob princess. heterosexual. china anne mcclain fc.  RAYNE BECK. 22. college student. founding member of wireless hearts; guitarist and lead singer. bisexual. alisha boe. PARKER "PJ" JACKSON. 22. college student. injured football player. works at dad's hardware store. heterosexual. cody christian. VINCENT REYES. 31. owner of club x. pansexual. werewolf. manny jacinto fc.  LENORE LIU. 40. pharmacist. bisexual. constance wu fc. WADE MADDOX. 32. hitman. heterosexual. ben barnes fc. BRIAR RAYMOND. 32. publicist. heterosexual. candice patton fc.

[yuna-dan]

Only the Ocean (Ch. 3)

starstruckfireblizzardChapter three: Into the Open Air

I wrote this like a month ago, but I just post it cuz it just got beta’d by the bestest friend someone could ask for @awkwardkindanerd

I have not feeling any okat, tbh. Writiing is kinda helping distract myself for a lot of things that’s happening right now, and yeah. I don’t wanna be like i need validation to write but it’s nice and it would make my day better.

Huh, I don’t know what to say, so yeah, Thanks!

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Warning for the Chapter: Description of burnt skin. Bad Language. I think that’s it.

Music That Inspired this Chapter [x]

Previous Next Kofi?

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The first thing that Logan noticed was that the Royal Ship was enormous. His eyes were shining as if he was again that little kid who saw a Marine Ship for the first time. The Royal was bigger than Logan’s old ship, that was for sure.

The salty air was hitting his face, and he felt some excitement going through his veins.

“Welcome aboard .” The-his (his) Captain said. Logan noticed some members of the crew waving at him as they were standing in the middle of the deck. Near the rudder was what he assumed was the Captain’s cabin. “Thomas, Virgil, show him the rest of the ship. Patton come with me, Dee and I need to discuss something with you.” Remus turned around, leaving Logan staring at his long greenish coat. The sound of his boots against the wooden floor echoed, as the rest of the crew aye ayed at his order.

“The rest of you, go back to whatever you were doing.” Dee, Logan assumed he was the first mate. As he barked the order, the rest of the crew went back to their work. He counted at least other seven people, and he wondered if those were enough for a pirate crew, since when he worked for the Marine, they were almost twenty sailors plus the cookers. Then again, pirates worked different.

A young boy who couldn’t be older than seventeen approached him. “So,” the teen said, standing right of front of him with his hands behind his back and a soft smile on his face. He was shorter than Logan, “follow us, Virge and I will show you the way.”

“Huh?”

“I am Thomas, surely you heard our Captain telling us,” His thumb pointed at Virgil who, now Logan noticed, changed his demeanor, standing taller and with a small frown on his face, “to show you the way…”

“Oh…” He said, following the teen around, “I’m Logan…” he said, after an uncomfortable silence surrounded them, earning a chuckle from one of them. Thomas made a noise of acknowledgement but continued walking. “That’s the Captain’s cabin,” pointing at the small room where Remus, Patton and Dee had disappeared, “The small room next to his is Dee’s, his name is Damien and he’s the first mate as you can already imagine.” Logan nodded, his fingers aching to write that down on the small journal that he was still holding.

They walked towards the beak, “You already know where the dungeons are, and welp,” Logan kept glancing at Virgil, who hadn’t said a word since they started walking. They kept walking until they reached some stairs, “This is where we sleep,” He gestured to a room where there were some bunk beds and a small bathroom at the end. “That way, to the right it’s what we call the kitchen and were we eat. We normally take turns to make the food, but Pat’s in charge of that…”

They kept walking, showing Logan were the supplies were kept and where they stored the maps to keep track of their routes. They ended the tour at the infirmary, which apparently was also Patton’s responsibility. “Any questions?”

He glanced at Virgil, who was looking at him with a softer smile, “Not really…” Thomas nodded, turning around, ready to leave. “Just… Is it safe to have kids here?” Virgil laughed at that comment, throwing his head back. “How old are you, Thomas?”

Thomas, on the other hand, still with his cheerful smile said, “I’m old enough to know you haven’t been on a pirate ship before, so technically older pirate-wise than you…”

“Okay, okay. That was uncalled for, Tom.” Virgil said, messing with his hair, “go help Remy, I’ll take Logan to his bed.”

Thomas agreed, mumbling down something like stupid or probably something even more rude, but Logan decided to ignore it. “He’s seventeen and he rarely participates on the fighting, he helps with the maintenance of the masts. The Captain met him when he was probably like ten years old and since then he stuck with us, so…” He shrugged, walking towards the rooms, “Patton knows the complete story. If you want to know, ask him.”

Logan couldn’t believe what he was hearing. “The Marine didn’t let kids on board.”

“Yeah, well, we’re not the Marine, are we?” Virgil snapped back, which was probably the normal answer to that, “Don’t go comparing everything with the marine, most of us won’t take it good, ‘kay L?” He said, as they arrived at the room where they sleep. “That bed is free so you can keep it.” He changed the subject completely before Logan could say anything else.

“Take a quick shower, I guess you can use some of my or Terrence’s clothes, we’ll buy you some things at our next stop…” The pirate stared at him. “Go, shower, hurry up.”

Logan hurried, he wasn’t sure what for, but something told him he didn’t want to be late.

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Remus��� head was on his desk. He kept banging his forehead against the map sprawled on his desk hoping that way he could finally understand it.

He had been looking for that specific place for almost ten months now. Maybe it was an imaginary place that his father had made up just so they could sleep when they were kids, but when Roman presented the wet map to him and told him that it was supposed to take him that specific island, he became obsessed with finding it.

He didn’t really know what he wanted to achieve by finding it, but he needed to know. Roman kept saying it would give him closure, but closure of what? He had accepted that Romulus was dead since he was ten years old, or probably younger, and he accepted that his mother was dead too. Truth be told, he didn’t want to dig too deep into his emotions, because deep down he knew exactly what he needed to deal with, but that didn’t mean he was ready to do it.

He pulled his hair out of his eyes, staring again into the piece of paper. He knew it was pointing at a specific place, but he didn’t know where in the vast seven seas (technically eight) it could be. He was ready to hit his head once again when he heard the door of his chamber opening, instantly knowing who was there.

“Is everything okay, Damien?” He asked, not even looking up.

His first-mate groaned in response, and Remus heard the way he threw himself into his bed. Remus chuckled at the dramatic expenses of his friend, “No. Tell me again, Captain, why am I in charge of training him?”

“Who?” He played dumb, biting his lower lip to held back the smirk on his face, even though Damien couldn’t see him.

“You know exactly of who I am talking about, Captain.” He hissed, and Remus stood up stretching the muscles of his back, feeling the way the bones cracked as he did it.

“Luke?” He guessed, trying to keep his face straight but failing miserably.

“Logan, but yes, him.” Damien was laying on his back, staring at the chandelier that was hanging on the ceiling. He had taken off the handkerchief that hid the burn on the side on his face and Remus couldn’t help but feel a pang of happiness at the fact that he was the only one who get to see him without it. Sometimes he wanted to touch it, to feel the wrinkled skin under his fingertips. However, he knew better than that and while he also knew that Damien would say yes if he simply asked, he would never put his best friend on that position.

“I don’t know, do you think Mo was a better option?” He asked, sitting on his bed, right next to him. “He doesn’t know combat like us, and that’s a disadvantage. I’m not willing to risk it… you were the best option, and you know it.” Remus noticed the way Dee’s lips tugged at the end, like fighting back a small smile. “Is he that bad?”

“I think Thomas was better, and he started training at the age of twelve.” They shared a laugh, as the Captain lied down next to Dee. Remus still wondered why the fuck he had given in to his brother’s and Patton’s pleads, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t have his own fun.

It had been almost two weeks since Logan became a part of the crew, and ever since then, Remus refused to call him by his name, even if he now knew it. Of course, he was aware it was driving the other man crazy, but if he wanted to be petty, he was going to be.

His thoughts were broken as he felt Damien’s scarred hand brush the white-streaked hair from his face, “What are you thinking about, my Captain?” Damien whispered, almost inaudibly and the only reason the Captain listened was because they were close, almost too close.

Remus shrugged, “The Map.”

“Still can’t figure it out, huh?”

Remus sighed, “According to my compass it’s at the North of the village where Romulus met my mom, but I’m not sure anymore…” Dee hummed, not moving his hand away from the Captain’s hair, the pair now too afraid to move. “I guess we’ll have to wait. We will arrive at the next port in a few days, and we need more food, as well as gunpowder. Has Lucas decided what weapon he’s going to use?”

Finally, Dee removed his hand from the hair of his Captain, laying it instead on his shoulder, “I don’t think so, no. However, if I may give my opinion, he could use one of long distance damage, a rifle maybe, that way he wouldn’t have to engage in hand to hand combat.”

“Virgil won’t be too happy he’s stealing his… thunder.” Remus noticed the stiffness of Damien but decided to ignore it. Sometimes he would be like that, Damien, almost flirty but then when Remus decided to flirt back, he would become flustered and awkward. The merman found it almost cute but confusing as hell, so he played dumb.

“Yeah…” He said, finally. They stayed like that for a few more seconds until Damien cleared his throat, and abruptly stood up, “I will leave you to catch up with the map, my Captain.” As he was leaving the chamber, he turned his head and Remus noticed the flush on his cheeks, “By the way, food will be served in fifteen minutes and Patton told me that he won’t wait for you.”

“Mutiny, I say! That guy one day will riot against us, Dee.” He joked.

“Certainly, my Captain, by hugging us to death.”

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When Dee left the chamber he leaned against the door, feeling his heart thumping against his ribcage. What were you doing? What if he noticed? He was ready to go back to his own chamber, and take a long back when he heard snickers, turning around and noticing Patton and Thomas smirking, with Logan holding a smile.

“What are you three doing here?” He yelled, feeling his unburnt side flushing, “Do you want to walk the plank!?”

“Oh captain, my captain.” Thomas mimicked.

“GO. NOW.”

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Logan heard the humming, it never stopped really. He wanted to go up to the deck and listen closer, but whenever he wanted to leave the room, Virgil was there, as if he was protecting something. It would be awkward to explain why he wanted to go to the deck in the middle of the night, so he pretended to be asleep as the humming lulled him into that. [NA: No se si se dio a attender, que el hum lo lullea a dormir de vdd]

Today at least he had an excuse, since it was his turn to clean the deck.

He was getting used to the pirate life, and truth to be told, most of the crew were a bunch of dorks. Not that he would say that out loud, since most of those dorks could easily kill him.

He changed his clothes into some black pants and a sleeveless shirt. He really needed clothes that fit him correctly, and he was glad that the next village was closer. He put his boots on, stretched as the humming continued.

Once on the deck, he took a deep breath. He went to collect the stuff to clean it when something golden on the waves caught his eyes. He approached a side of the ship, hoping to see the fish from closer. He managed to get a glimpse of something in the sea, as he squinted to get a better image, not noticing the man staring at him.

“Is everything okay, Louis?” The Captain giggled as the man jumped into the air and then glared at him.

“I thought I saw something, Captain.”

“Why are you up so early?”

Logan stared into the ocean again, “It’s my turn to clean the deck, and I wanted to finish early so I could take some notes on the sea life.”

Remus hummed but didn’t leave, making Logan uncomfortable, what was he supposed to do now? Excuse himself and start his chores? Wait for the Captain to tell him something? Thankfully he didn’t have to wait, as Remus cleared his throat and continued,

“So, tell me, Lucas.” He continued, “How is this life treating you?”

Logan stared deeply into the waves, hoping to see again the golden fish, “Better than expected, Captain.”

“How so? If Dee told me correctly, you used to work for the Crown, right?”

“More or less. I was an investigator for them, they didn’t care about knowing more about the ocean, just exploit it…”

“And you think we’re different?” He raised an eyebrow.

“I am not sure about other pirates, sir-Huh, Captain.” Remus held back a smirk, “I guess this crew is different?” Now, that won his attention.

“How so?”

“Well, for starters I doubt all pirates let an ex-worker of the Crown on their ship, then the kid and of course, the relationship between Virgil and Patton. I am not sure about other pirates, but that kind of relationship on the Crown would’ve been punished with death.”

Logan noticed the way the Captain frowned at that, “You do realize how dangerous it’s to say something like that around their Captain, right? I could easily have them killed.”

And of course Logan knew that, and he would never expose someone like that, but then again, “What kind of Captain would you be if you didn’t know everything happening in your ship?” He retorted, without missing a beat.

Remus gave him a proudish smile, “Besides, those two are obvious as fuck, the other day I found them in the middle of engaging sexual activities…”

The Captain barked with laughter, “Those things I do not need to know, my friend.” Logan gave him a shy smile, “To be clear, we’re not like other pirates, no. I guess you can consider yourself lucky…”

Logan was about to say something else, when his Captain continued, “Now hurry up cleaning, I want this deck spotless before the crew gets up, Logan.” Remus clapped his hands, “We have many things ahead of us today.”

“Aye, aye, Captain.”

That was the first time his Captain referred to him by his name, and Logan couldn’t feel prouder of himself.

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Yeah, Janus is still going with Damien, but it’s part of the story, so yeah.

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Pride and Prejudice Logince AU

I posted this (x) post two days ago and people have seem very interested in my Logince Pride and Prejudice AU. I am going to be writing this and plan to start tomorrow. 

If you haven’t seen that post, feel free to check it out but to make it easy, here is the casting I chose:

Roman as Elizabeth Bennett

Logan as Mr. Darcy

Virgil as Jane Bennet

Patton as Mr. Bingley

Thomas as Mr. Bennett

Remy as Mrs. Bennett

Nate as Charlotte Lucas

Emile as Mr. Collins

Joan as Lady Catherine de Bourgh the benefactress

Remus as Lydia Bennett

Dee as Wickham

CamCam as Mary Bennett

Talyn as Kitty Bennett

Valerie as Georgiana (Darcy's sister)

Dice/Critic as Caroline Bingley

This post is to let you all know I am going to set up a taglist to make it easier for me for when I go to post chapters I can just go down the list. If you want on, let me know so I can get you added. Just reply to this post or shoot me an ask. If you do a reply, be sure to tag me (@analogicisms) so that I can see it.