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asleepinawell · 1 year ago
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have been dying over the fact byregot was the poor man hyth dumped all his paperwork on. the man behind the legend. after a hundred years of this he took one look at hyth's husband's grand plan to save humanity and fucked off to the resistance immediately lol
to make it funnier, byregot was also thaliak's apprentice at some point (mentioned in thaleia). this man has been bullied by twinks his whole career
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queer-rat-king · 5 months ago
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how i dress for a casual get together:
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Featuring my crusty ass bathroom
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waatched · 2 months ago
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blood-red, symptomatic, vomit on my bed wellness check at 2 am, bitch they will find me dead
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camogore · 10 months ago
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the unseen, chat pile & crustbag patches added to my vest fuck yeah !!
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ttshihiro · 5 months ago
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您的姓名。[your name.] an Our Life: Now and Forever AU
RENEE MURRAY— she who followed Qiu with frank admiration and a perennial member of their club. Or as they now "normally" called it, their group.
Once Qiu claims to need their help, they need to find themselves—a part of them. She mayhaps misconceived this as a situation like hers, as in finding themselves out. She means well, though.
SERENITY— Tamarack's younger and as of the moment right hand.
They're not sure what had gotten into Tamarack. However, they're willing to be her scapegoat. It's clear to them and many others that she has acted differently as of late, it's about time that they get to the bottom of this.
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more of the MAIN CAST!! there'll be one more soon, which will be the last of these. Then, I'll be working on the actual thing lolololz
I also feel it's necessary for me to add that this au isn't a ship between Tam and Qiu. There isn't any shipping with the main cast in general ueueu
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askchilchuck · 5 months ago
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What if I just kissed you and ran away? What would you do then? Short. Short man.
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Why would you do that? It's not polite to kiss people without their permission, you know.
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And who the hell are you calling short, anyway!? Huh!? Get back here!! Chilchuck angrily chases after you.
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lepiosprites · 6 months ago
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Lumith update:
All Lumith now have fluffy antennae!
Antennae style no longer limited to sex/gender
Updated sprites on wiki to reflect antennae changes
Changed genders section on the wiki to sexes
Updated appearance section to include more information about antennae
Other minor changes
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that-foul-legacy-lover · 10 months ago
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This is pretty self indulgent for an ask but how would FL react of reader had like some sort of physical condition/disability where they sometimes cant stand up or walk and like move properly? Like their legs just lock up and they tremble and fall on the ground and the first time it happens moth is PANIC MODE but then starts realizing it whenever it’s about to happen so in a rush he just scoops reader up in his arms and is all concerned bcs he wants them to be safe?
don't worry anon sometimes we just gotta be self-indulgent nothing wrong with that
Foul Legacy would DEFINITELY panic the first time your legs give out, rushing over and chittering frantically as he tugs you to your feet, but you simply pat his arm reassuringly. it happens sometimes- that's all you say, shrugging it off like it's nothing. Foul Legacy chirps with worry, because it isn't nothing! not to him! you fell so suddenly and hit the ground and it looked like it hurt and- hey, is this why you always have bruises on your knees? well, no matter. Legacy quickly scoops you into his arms, nudging your hand until you point in the direction you need to go. he'll carry you there! if you can't walk at the moment, there's no reason why he can't be your legs. he pampers you for the rest of the day, keeping a careful eye on you until he's sure you can stand on your own, upon which he proudly nuzzles your neck and purrs
he quickly learns to anticipate when your legs are going to suddenly freeze- it always begins with a stumble before you fall, or you simply can't stand from your sitting position. if you fall, Legacy is quick to catch and sweep you into his arms, looking down at you with a curious chitter, his way of saying "where to?", and if you can't get up he's more than willing to bring you anything you need. he really doesn't mind carrying you places or fetching things for you, as long as you're not in pain- if your legs ache when they're seized up, he'll gently knead them with his claws, bumping his forehead against yours to distract you. apart from that he treats you as he usually does, because Legacy always watches you closely!! he doesn't want you to be in pain in any way- he's very happy when the bruises on your legs begin to heal due to him catching you and preventing you from smacking your knees on the pavement :)
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housedyke · 2 months ago
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Found a signet ring on ebay with a black stone shaped like a vagina. Cunty, by definition. A fashion staple
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icy-roulette · 9 months ago
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, DISCORD?!?! STOP.
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risingsunresistance · 4 months ago
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once again whichever admin is writing these patch notes in-universe. can we make out
"This post is brought to you by Clerk Seraphine on behalf of the Hypixel SkyBlock Mayor's Coalition."
"...some changes are active regardless of whether a certain mayor is elected for the greater good of our world."
"Many of you were also surprised that the clock on top of the Community Center actually worked. What's the point of a clock if it doesn't work?! We even hinted at this in the City Project!"
"Advancements in Lava Fishing Rod productions has resulted in the following changes to their damage and strength."
"Foxy wasn't happy with the lack of partying over the last few (hundred) years, so she's giving it her all this time round."
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queer-rat-king · 4 months ago
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Fit pics! Ignore the water marks on my mirror i dont care enough to clean it lol
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gooopy · 2 months ago
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I almost sewed a spare button on my shirt with matching brown thread. Realized that thia shirt has traded hands dozens of times, a thrifted shirt with holes and worn out velcro. I used sky-blue thread to sew the button on, and i hope when the shirt trades hands again the next owner likes it. Id like to mend the holes soon
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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago
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Hi, I was the anon that had brought up the high seas adventure!! I'm glad you took interest in it, and hearing your ramblings to add onto it just made me imagine so many fun things! (Poor Eddie, haha. With your description, I just imagine a dog trying to stand up in a moving car.) Ohh, now I imagine a case where the ship wrecks and their stranded for a few days until another rescue ship comes! Perhaps on an island?? I hope some of them know how to hunt!
the very first thing that came to mind was Eddie sobbing while pointing one of Howdy's guns at a crab. Sally just comes up & stabs it through the shell before taking it back to the fire for eating. Eddie collapses to his knees, wracked with guilt-
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z5mbiegrlz · 3 months ago
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yes i still watch cartoons 😞 (rick & morty, gravity falls, scooby doo, futurama, south park, archer, family guy, regular show, american dad, bojack horseman, adventure time)
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theemporium · 3 months ago
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how do they ruin the monza kits every. fucking. year.
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