#crustbag

[camogore]

the unseen, chat pile & crustbag patches added to my vest fuck yeah !!

[escapingpurgatory]

My Favorite YouTuber

_crustbag_

[a-demonic-duck-of-some-sort]

I don’t know how to explain it but this dumb little video makes me smile

[weirdosyringe]

the favorite youtubers ever aka crossover no one asked for ❤️

[mixedmuzic]

This is my type in men and no i will not be taking questions

[natureaker]

having niche interests sucks sometimes bc there's virtually no fandom besides the youtube comment section & doesn't extend much further

[positivelyghastly]

I want to see a Mark Riddick redesign of the Ghost logo I think that’d be fun

[crustgoblin]

My crust pants. All patches except the machine girl and crustbag patches were made by me. I may post about how I do my patches in the future.

[wolf-tail]

The fact that I loved the movie Pixels so much as a kid, and the fact that it ever got produced at all, is that wishfulfilling, self gratifying, power fantasy bullshit can be enjoyed by other people than you, you just have to find the right audience.

Pixels sucks in the way that most movies in that vein suck, It's an Adam Sandler movie after all, but there are things to like about it. There's a sort of charm to the fact that it feels so clearly like it was written by twelve year old boys.

"My best friend is the president and we use our video game powers to save the world, hot girls like us, and the asshole who cheated at donkey kong and bullies me acknowledges that im better" could actually be a fairly solid movie, if the characters were more funny and charismatic, and the hot babe love interests are treated more like complete characters than prizes to be won that trip over themselves at the sight of the first complete loser they see.

The movie also somehow manages to have the most boomer ass take on video games and still be thoroughly pro video game. It essentially has the vibe that all video games made after 1990 are kiddy trash, the only real gamers are the people who poured a thousand quarters into an arcade cabinet in the years before the Soviet Union collapsed. This is worse than boomer bullshit, it's Gen X bullshit.

There's a good movie hidden somewhere underneath all the sexist and unfunny Adam Sandler stank of Pixels. The movie is pure nostalgia bait to a very specific audience, so perhaps better writers would zero in on that feeling of childhood whimsy, and the benefits of maintaining it into adulthood.

You all know me as a person who is generally pro self indugent power fantasy, but I also know that power fantasy can be bad in more ways than just being pure self gratification. Mary Sue media that is made to appeal to pretty much men and men alone, or whatever malformed caricature of the average man imagined by a depraved filmmaker that assumes all men must just be mindless, masculinity obsessed sex pests with dicks for brains like he is (looking at you Michael Bay), tends to reek of misogyny, the kinds that imagine that women don't have inner lives that don't revolve entirely around men and reproduction. This is what people talk about when they talk about the male gaze in media.

This is the kind of media like isekai anime where half naked teenage girls have the camera angle focused on their chests every three seconds and only exist to be the harem for the most boring man to ever exist.

This doesn't mean that all power fantasy made by and for primarily men is just going to be like that by default, this kind of media is just a symptom of societal misogyny in general, and typically made by men who have done little to no work in unlearning it. If a man has done the work to check his own sexism, the power fantasies that he dreams of and writes into movies, books, games and shows probably aren't going to be sexist.

To make a long story short, Pixels could've been good If the people who made it weren't sexist old crustbags with no comedy skill.

[haveyoulistenedtothisalbum-poll]

Tracklist:

The Smell Of Rain • Hole • Numbed Pain • The Crushing Weight • Judgement Looms • Dragsúgur • Faint Pulse • Bloated • Guilt • Ending It

Submitter's Note: The person who made this album is on YouTube, his channel is named _crustbag_ (found here: https://m.youtube.com/c/crustbag)

Bandcamp ♪ YouTube

[pageninetyynine]

intro :D

hi!! i’m audrey :) (face reveal at the end of this post!)

18 | ky

i love music!!!

FAVORITE!!!

bands: hot mulligan, modern baseball, hail the sun, silverstein, mom jeans, braid, joyce manor, title fight, i set my friends on fire, la dispute, the story so far, william bonney, modest mouse, movements, etc.

youtubers: anthony fantano, crustbag, mad molly, blustre, never normal mike, nate the mate, rlly anything music related xD

games: alice: madness returns, roblox, minecraft, battleblock theater, black ops 2, dead by daylight, borderlands 2

genres: 1st, 2nd, and 3rd wave emo, midwest emo, skramz, pop punk, hxc, post-hardcore, death metal, etc.

looking for mutuals!! (16+), preferably similar music taste, 2000s-2015 type emo/scene content, idk just cool ppl !!!

my instagram & tiktok: pageninetyynine

spotify:

[escapingpurgatory]

i want that sweatshirt so bad. I hope he restocks it 🤞

[zemnarihah]

need a man who looks like that crustbag guy from youtube

[weirdosyringe]

i am so pissed. i heard about the brock stream and took 30 days off of work because i thought it would be a new guest. turns out tyler fucking lied and its actually him playing a fake guy. he even lied about having a roommate. i waited 2 hours for this. refunding my sub. fuck this guy. if you still support crustbag after the constant LIES please unfollow me.

[258punkweight]

this is a youtuber called crustbag who looks like a beautiful trans woman

[septic-9mil]

crustbag just said this is rhe hawk tuah experience where my razor dawg