#party rye

[metamag]

Cucumber Sandwiches I Recipe Slices of cocktail rye bread are spread with a cream cheese mixture and topped with cucumber. 1 package dry Italian-style salad dressing mix, 1 package whipped cream cheese, 1 loaf cocktail rye bread, 1 cucumber thinly sliced

[reedblaine]

Sandwich - Cucumber Sandwiches I A cream cheese mixture is spread on cocktail rye bread slices, and then cucumber slices are added.

[devnmon]

me trying to watch liam and tal talk but trying to avoid spoilers bc i just caught up on s2 today…

[vaguely-concerned]

having emotions about the headcanon that ingellvar left all their gold jewelry (I think emmrich calls it a watcher's 'grave dowry' which they accumulate and wear through their lifetime in preparation for their eventual burial which like. god I love these goth freaks) behind when they left the grand necropolis because as far as they're concerned they're being sent into exile and it doesn't seem right to bring it with them........

[dephellseed]

Fourth of July specific Headcannons

• John makes the entire holiday his own personal runway, always has. His parties back in Atlanta were the biggest and most exclusive events in the state. He had the best food flown in, the best music, the best drinks, and the best people. Sure, now in Hope County he can't exactly fly in anyone to cook but he can cater, and yeah there's no liquor allowed but what Joe doesn't know won't hurt him, will it? Lightly spike the punch bowl. Live music is just the Eden's Gate choir now but hey, they learned new songs for this and they're quite proud. But no one, and I mean no one, can stop him from dressing up for the occasion. It'd be a sin not to, wouldn't it?

• Joseph spends the entire day reading old historical texts from the nation's inception to Jacob, hoping it helps soothe him. He pretends its just because he's concerned about Jacob but he also just really hates parties. He makes an appearance at the end to make a speech about how this country might have failed them now, but it started with a dream very similar to theirs: freedom, faith, and guns.

• Jacob hates this fucking holiday. Hates it. The fireworks sound like mortar fire to him. This country has done nothing but use and abuse him his entire life. But, his brother likes it, so he tries to. Demands to be in charge of grilling, absolutely destroys the dance floor. Knows exactly what's in the punch, steals the entire bowl for himself. Locks himself in his room before the heretics start their firework displays so he can't accidentally hurt someone during a flashback.

• Faith absolutely adores any excuse to make everyone in Eden's Gate be outside and cheerful. Everyone's so sad and pale! They need fresh air and Bliss! They need joy! They need to celebrate The Father! Like she does! The Angels set up the entire party, she's the queen of decorating. There's fun activities, corn hole, water balloon fights, sparklers. She's in charge of deserts so there's cute little cakes and candies. The priestesses brings the kids out to celebrate with them.

•On the flip side, The Rye family has hosted a Forth of July party every year as well. Chad's bbq is there, there's usually some recreation of the Teasty Festy treats, Nick flies all the little kids around in his plane to see the fireworks from the sky. Pretty much everyone who doesn't show up here is at the Spread Eagle doin half price shots or doing whatever the hell Sharky is doing. The Ryes really just love any excuse to gather everyone together for something positive, something happy. Kim's Canadian. Nick has average levels of patriotism (aka hey! Its an excuse to grill and drink)

• Charlemagne Victor Boshaw is holding his own shindig at his place. There's pizza, and beer and weed. Do many people show up? No, but its hard to compete with Chad so he isn't complaining, really. Plus it means more for him! He and Hurk spend the whole day drinking, watching movies, and then spend all night lighting their ridiculously complicated homemade firework setup with flamethrowers and watching the whole sky turn white. God bless America for not making laws about flamethrower ownership.

[rileys-battlecats]

It's my birthday woah!! to celebrate, here's a little piece my patrons got to see a while back :)

[greggorylee]

anthrocon

[feelneurotic]

my ass was clenched throughout that whole tag-team match good lord

[reign-life]

So I thought about my "crk elections" joke for too long

[rye-views]

La Boum (1980) dir. Claude Pinoteau. 7.4/10

I would not recommend this movie to my friends. I would not rewatch this movie.

The music really makes the movie. It really makes the romance. Mom's drawings are fun. The mom is so much better than the affair lady.

We don't love the racism in the outfit tryouts.

These poor parents waiting lol.

What kinda 13 year old's lifestyle/parties. Wait this dad's lying is outta control. Someone stop him. Wow, destroying the perfume shop is such chaotic and baller energy. Kissing your dad? What kinda weird chaotic energy?

[pirateborn]

i love writing roger he rly is just a fun guy to write,

[dumbassdep]

Drink, drank, drunk.

[ryebreadlord]

at train station. might pass out.

[devnmon]

taliesin pls if u do not lemme see ur fsce rn

[vaguely-concerned]

regularly scheduled davrin and rye update: unexpectedly, hilariously, perfectly, davrin is officially the third companion to hit level 5 bond (after lucanis and bellara, the OG rye homies). we're getting there we're getting there lmao

[transfaulkner]

strahd squad