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Shocking STD Statistics: Protect Yourself and Your Partner
A storm is raging behind closed doors. It is not a viral pandemic but one fueled by ignorance and fear. This crisis is spreading faster than wildfire, and it's an STD epidemic.”
Young people are being hit the hardest. Half of all new STD cases happen in individuals aged 15-24. Chlamydia and gonorrhoea are probably the most common STIs. Chlamydia rates surged 19% between 2014 and 2018, while gonorrhoea cases surged 63%- CDC.
Surprised? You should be.
STDs are a silent, fast-spreading epidemic. The numbers are mind-boggling, especially in an era when health research is more advanced than ever before. Yet, the risk remains all too real. Consider this your crash course in STI 101—one that you probably never got in high school.
Bored Already? Think Again.
I get it—sex education can seem as exciting as watching paint dry. But here’s the thing: ignoring it is like skipping the tutorial in a game and wondering why you keep losing. Many people either don’t know the facts or are too embarrassed to ask. And then some think they’re invincible, dodging every bullet life throws at them. But guess what? The good old condom isn’t as popular as it used to be, and many are leaving themselves wide open to risk. It's like a storm of bad luck and worse decisions.
Wondering what to do next?
Shield Your Squad
Want to keep the party crashers out? Adding regular check-ups to your routine is the start. Think of them as your body’s alarm system, catching problems before they become serious. Condoms are your trusty sidekicks—always have one ready unless you’re Clark Kent. Vaccines, like those for HPV and hepatitis B, are your body’s personal bodyguard team. And if something feels off, don’t ignore it—see your doctor ASAP.
Got an Uninvited Guest?
If you wake up one morning and find an unwanted visitor downstairs, do not panic. You are not alone, and your world is not going to end. First of all, keep calm. Your doctor is your superhero who is equipped with the proper medication to send away unwanted guests in your body. Ensure your partner gets tested, too—it might be awkward, but it’s crucial. And whatever you do, don’t skip your meds. Missing doses is like leaving the back door open for trouble.
Don’t Be an STD-Spreading Superstar!
Let’s not turn this into a germ party. If you’ve got an STD, it’s time to hit pause on your sexual activities. Getting busy while infected is like throwing a party where everyone gets a nasty surprise. Missing the follow-up visits to your doctor and/or not taking your medication? No! Stay with your treatment entirely until you are completely recovered.
Superhero Recovery! What Next?
So you fought this STD and came out a winner? High-five, champ! Don't drop your guard just yet. Finish up that entire course of antibiotics, then get retested to ensure you're clean. Now that you know where the enemy hides, keep on practising safe sex so you won't be caught in the same trap again.
This might have been an emotional rollercoaster, but remember—knowing how to protect yourself and take care of your sexual health isn’t just playing it safe; it’s being awesome. Life’s too short not to have fun, secure, and fabulous sex. Spread the love responsibly, talk openly, and help create a world where STDs are as rare as finding a unicorn.
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Story Summary: Alternate Universe- What if Anakin's mother survived and Anakin never went dark side. Padme has the twins on Tatooine and survives. Anakin tries to help the surviving Jedi, while still keeping his family secret. Meanwhile Darth Sidious has been crowned emperor and is going after the remaining Jedi. Rumors have it he's looking for a new apprentice. Anakin gets to be a daddy.
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Chapter 101 - Imperial Party Crashers
“Oh, we’re going to have a party alright… Kneel.” Ordered the cold voice from behind him. Luke knew without intelligently using the Force that the soldier was waving a blaster behind his back. Some people projected their agitation more than others, and Luke had always been a natural at reading such things.
When Luke obeyed, he tried to keep his hands up above his head, an obvious sign of his amicable intentions. After all, it was the imperial administration he had the conflict with. This man was just an officer.
There was a click and a hiss sound. None of which seemed to surprise his guards, so Luke didn’t become too anxious, at first. In front of him, what looked originally to be an empty wall, turned around on a dais and revealed a throne chair, with an unusual person on it.
The first thing Luke sensed was ego. The man on the throne was very old, but some of his age marks seemed to be scars, more deeply placed than time would usually account for. He had an ego too. Luke could tell with only the briefest of swipes to his psyche that this man did honestly think that everything on this base, this universe, revolved around him.
Luke gasped for breath. ‘Could this really be…’
The man had a kind grandfatherly smile on his face as he gazed down at Luke, but as the moment wore on, the look seemed to transform to one of demented frenzy. The Force seemed to yowl warnings at Luke.
‘Emperor Palpatine?’ Luke questioned silently.
“You’ve made it, my boy,” The emperor laughed. “My new apprentice. I shall call you, Darth Zoon.”
Luke glared. He’d heard his father and his Master’s stories of the old Chancellor, though now that he was seeing him, he couldn’t imagine his father ever trusting this man. Whether he was unable to shield himself, or just didn’t care to, his Force Presence seemed to boil over evil.
“Never,” Luke responded. He started to rise. He didn’t want to bow to a sith.
“Oh, I wasn’t asking you for permission,” Palpatine seemed to laugh internally as he signaled his people with a wave of his hand.
One of them came forward, wheeling a chair-like device in front of him. As he got closer Luke could see the points of needles in the back of the chair. They were connected to a set of liquids in IV type bags, being wheeled out by another man in similar uniform.
“Have a seat, my boy,” said the emperor.
Luke panicked. He didn’t like receiving injections when it was from a trusted healer, who knew the medicine would do no harm. He didn’t have any such faith in the Emperor or his ‘healers,’ if he could call them that. Naturally, he pulled back, but his arms were grabbed on either side of him.
The emperor didn’t seem to realize Luke was fighting for his very life. He turned nonchalantly to the soldier who escorted Luke in, and asked him, “Did you bring his Lightsaber? I want to see it.” ...
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🔥 SHOCKING: 100+ Gunfire Incidents Rock South Carolina Homes! 😱
Bullets and Bullseyes: Gangs, Guns, and the Accidentally Targeted Oh, buckle up, folks, because in the county that hugs South Carolina's capital like an overenthusiastic boa constrictor, bullets are becoming a more frequent houseguest than your weird uncle who collects garden gnomes. I mean, seriously, it's gotten so bad that even rival gangs are RSVPing to this unintended soirée of mayhem. 🎉🔫 So, let me set the stage for you: a peaceful suburban neighborhood, like something straight out of a Hallmark movie. Birds chirping, white picket fences, the whole nine yards. But wait for it... cue the drama! A drive-by shooting, because what's a weekend without a little friendly neighborhood gunfire, am I right? This time, it's Cpl. Terrance Crawford and his better half who caught the limelight, quite literally, in their legs. Bravo, folks, you've just earned yourselves the "Worst Date Night Ever" award! 🏆🤕 Now, Sheriff Leon Lott enters the scene like a sage narrator of absurdity. He informs us that good ol' Terrance here is a school police officer. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine sitting in math class, desperately trying to understand the Pythagorean theorem, and you just know that your teacher moonlights as a human bullet catcher. Talk about job benefits! But wait, there's more! Apparently, the gangsters responsible for this little shindig knew exactly who they were targeting. How, you ask? Well, they spotted Terrance's official police car parked out front. It's like the criminals attended the "How to Spot a Deputy's House 101" seminar. And here I thought criminals were too busy plotting heists to be experts in law enforcement vehicle identification. 🚓🕵️♂�� But wait, wait, wait. Hold the phone! This isn't just any shooting spree; this is a "milestone" shooting spree. We're talking the 96th incident of bullets crashing homes like unwelcome party crashers in 2023 alone. You'd think that by now, these bullets would be tired of their impromptu tour of Richland County real estate. Maybe they're just trying to diversify their investment portfolios? 💼🏡 Sheriff Lott isn't mincing words either. He's got a theory, and it's all about those "rival gangs." Ah, yes, the classic tale of sneaky cowards playing hide-and-seek in the dark, except instead of tagging someone out, they're tagging houses with bullets. The sheriff paints a vivid picture of these nocturnal ninjas slithering away like serpents, probably mumbling about their next hideout spot at the local 24-hour doughnut shop. And before you start dialing 911 to report this absurdity overload, let me remind you that there's an AI operator in town who's tired of hearing about your neighbor's cat stuck in a tree. This bot's here to weed out the nonsense and save the day by freeing up the actual heroes who rush to the scene of real emergencies. "Help, my pizza delivery is late!" Sorry, Brenda, that's not a priority right now. 🍕📞🚒 In the end, we're left with more questions than answers. What's with the gangs' obsession with home décor rearrangement via bullets? Will Terrance's police car need therapy after this blatant betrayal? And most importantly, how does one become a "stupid gang stuff" expert like Sheriff Lott? The mysteries of life, my friends, the mysteries of life. 🕵️♀️🕵️♂️🕵️♀️🔍# Bullets and Bullseyes: Gangs, Guns, and the Accidentally Targeted Oh, buckle up, folks, because in the county that hugs South Carolina's capital like an overenthusiastic boa constrictor, bullets are becoming a more frequent houseguest than your weird uncle who collects garden gnomes. I mean, seriously, it's gotten so bad that even rival gangs are RSVPing to this unintended soirée of mayhem. 🎉🔫 So, let me set the stage for you: a peaceful suburban neighborhood, like something straight out of a Hallmark movie. Birds chirping, white picket fences, the whole nine yards. But wait for it... cue the drama! A drive-by shooting, because what's a weekend without a little friendly neighborhood gunfire, am I right? This time, it's Cpl. Terrance Crawford and his better half who caught the limelight, quite literally, in their legs. Bravo, folks, you've just earned yourselves the "Worst Date Night Ever" award! 🏆🤕 Now, Sheriff Leon Lott enters the scene like a sage narrator of absurdity. He informs us that good ol' Terrance here is a school police officer. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine sitting in math class, desperately trying to understand the Pythagorean theorem, and you just know that your teacher moonlights as a human bullet catcher. Talk about job benefits! But wait, there's more! Apparently, the gangsters responsible for this little shindig knew exactly who they were targeting. How, you ask? Well, they spotted Terrance's official police car parked out front. It's like the criminals attended the "How to Spot a Deputy's House 101" seminar. And here I thought criminals were too busy plotting heists to be experts in law enforcement vehicle identification. 🚓🕵️♂️ But wait, wait, wait. Hold the phone! This isn't just any shooting spree; this is a "milestone" shooting spree. We're talking the 96th incident of bullets crashing homes like unwelcome party crashers in 2023 alone. You'd think that by now, these bullets would be tired of their impromptu tour of Richland County real estate. Maybe they're just trying to diversify their investment portfolios? 💼🏡 Sheriff Lott isn't mincing words either. He's got a theory, and it's all about those "rival gangs." Ah, yes, the classic tale of sneaky cowards playing hide-and-seek in the dark, except instead of tagging someone out, they're tagging houses with bullets. The sheriff paints a vivid picture of these nocturnal ninjas slithering away like serpents, probably mumbling about their next hideout spot at the local 24-hour doughnut shop. And before you start dialing 911 to report this absurdity overload, let me remind you that there's an AI operator in town who's tired of hearing about your neighbor's cat stuck in a tree. This bot's here to weed out the nonsense and save the day by freeing up the actual heroes who rush to the scene of real emergencies. "Help, my pizza delivery is late!" Sorry, Brenda, that's not a priority right now. 🍕📞🚒 In the end, we're left with more questions than answers. What's with the gangs' obsession with home décor rearrangement via bullets? Will Terrance's police car need therapy after this blatant betrayal? And most importantly, how does one become a "stupid gang stuff" expert like Sheriff Lott? The mysteries of life, my friends, the mysteries of life. 🕵️♀️🕵️♂️🕵️♀️🔍 Read the full article
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These are drawings about Cerise in different stories I wrote with my best friend @happyqueenandgrumpydork the first one is from our story “Party Crasher 101″ also based on TTBGO episode “Lost In The Woods”, the second one is from our story “Shinning Accident” and the last one if from our story “Fashion Truth”💜💜💜. I hope you like it and enjoy it😊. Cerise belongs to me
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[] Kills and Counting (PB)
How I Ended Up Here…Again
Aliens Don’t Like Cotton Candy
Next Time I’ll Actually Kill You
We All Need Psychotherapy
Maybe I Won’t Die Next Time
Can A Party Crasher Be Dead
This Chapter Has A Cool Montage
Where’s The Comedic Relief When You Need Them
Grave Robbing Is Easier Than It Sounds
Are You Really That Sick Ellen
I Hit The Big Red Button
I Promise They Were Not Invited
My Friends Should Be Backing Me Up But They Don’t Exist
Welcome To Hell, May I Take Your Order?
It Was ONE Time.
Karma’s A B****. No, Seriously, What Do I Do With This Dog Now.
ERROR 101: Server Not Found
This Is The Seventh Murder Attempt So Far
You Won’t Be Stranded, They Said
I Thought They Looked Familiar
Girlboss? No, Girl, Run.
In My Defence You Told Me To Open The Door
This Must Be A Superhero Thing
We Should Throw A Post-Jailbreak Party
I Mean They Didn’t Look Evil
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Congratulations on finishing Reverser!! Super excited to see Marc’s full header outfit when that episode comes out! Next on the docket is Party Crasher, right? Whenever you have the time after your fresh rewatch of the episode, what are your thoughts and opinions on Wayhem, his akuma, and Party Crasher’s plot?
Ughhh, I watched it once quickly because this was definitely a Temporary Hero episode (I watched all the episodes I knew for sure would have a temp hero in since I needed to figure out what power would be needed) and it was hard to watch. I just kept getting mad with the civilian plot:
Wayhem is...fine? In THIS episode. It's kind of easy to completely separate him from "Gorizilla" so he's fine in this episode alone (I can't personally get over how obsessive he was in "Gorizilla" but at least he apologized for it? I guess?? Well Adrien seems cool with it at least.)
This is one of the only episodes where the "misunderstanding" that creates the akuma actually feels like a genuine misunderstanding and miscommunication rather than one person jumping to crazy conclusions and then getting mad when they're incorrect (*cough* "Lady Wifi" *cough* "Reverser" *cough*)
His akuma design is fun and camp so I actually like it, but I'm very confused by his powers since he seems to have...many? Like, okay, he can "predict" his opponents movements and envisions it like a dance floor... AND he absorbs people and things into his disco hands by touching them... buuut he can ALSO zap you from a distance... but then he ALSO makes a helicopter?? Also he can apparently heal himself after King Monkey busts everyone out of his disco prison...
I was with you for those first three things but you lost me at HELICOPTER.
And then there's...the plot.
I had to watch this episode in halves because I was getting to mad. At Nino. It's just so weird that this show had one of it's main characters make a universally disliked decision: Breaking a Promise. Isn't that, like, Kid's Show 101, to teach you that you're supposed to keep your word? So why'd they make Nino not only go back on his promise to help Mylene and the girls, but rope other people into it too?? And then for Tikki to be shocked and horrified that Marinette lied and frame that as being wrong when Nino and the boys did the exact same thing! So it's only a big deal when Marinette does it, got it. And I HATE that the conclusion was "well it could've gone smoother but iT wAs fOr AdRiEn sO iT'S cOoL!"
Neither of you, none of you, should've broken your promise. THAT should've been the conclusion. All of them should've spent the end of the episode apologizing to the tree planting group and getting to work.
It's just a weird episode for so many reasons. For one, the girls either somehow didn't catch on to the obvious that aLL the boys were playing hooky on them or they just didn't care, except for Marinette. So even though we're supposed to think it's wrong of Marinette to dip out to prove the boys are lying, it doesn't seem to matter cuz clearly the girls aren't bothered! Breaking promises? Going back on your word? Leaving your friends hanging? Apparently it's not THAT big a deal, so who CARES if the boys or Marinette flake on purpose?
For another thing, I get that we have a limit on teenage boy models to fill this house party with, but I don't think the solution was EVERY GROWN ADULT MAN IN PARIS to crash a MIDDLE SCHOOLER'S HOUSE PARTY!
Roger comes for a "noise complaint" and stays for the foosball?
Astruc and Vincent/Guiseppe/Photographer dude come for a casting call for Adrien at his house? (Look, if the director and his casting photographer are coming to your house, skip the formalities, you already have the gig, let's be real, and also they came over when Adrien's guardians are out of the house, that's creepy).
And then Jagged Stone jumps through his window from his helicopter because he heard the music they were using???
None of these don't feel weird and kinda creepy, like you WEREN'T INVITED, say your piece and GET OUT! Or better yet DON'T COME! No, Nino, stop thinking this is cool, this is FREAKING WEIRD, stop teaching Adrien weird shit!
Put that into perspective for sec: Nino thinks Adrien would have a better time at a Dude's Only House Party (boring) with Randos then just letting his Girl Friends join them.
If they wanted this Boys vs Girls thing, they should've gone full in. Have the girls see through the excuses and let them be pissed. Let them want to confront the boys, but oh? Nino told the Bodyguard to specifically not let them in? What's that, music? Are they...they're having a PARTY?! They're having a PARTY instead of helping them PLANT TREES like they PROMISED AND they're DELIBERATELY EXCLUDING THE GIRLS FROM SAID PARTY?!
Oh this means War.
So make the shenangians about the girls trying and failing (or succeeding?) into getting into the party in increasingly ridiculous ways or something. Like, oh, THEY could call the police on the noise complaint and then get dumbstruck when Roger joins the party. Or have them notice that Adrien's fencing instructor and the Director are getting in so they think the party will be stopped by Adren's obligations and then getting ticked when that doesn't slow them down.
Dress up as Pizza Guys, Delivery Men, Classmates, ANYTHING to get in! Have them notice Wayhem and try to drag him in but because they've tried so many times THAT'S why the bodyguard doesn't let him in - because he's with the girls.
Just... you wanted this dumb Boys Club vs Girls thing, so commit you cowards, give me a WAR! I don't care for those kinds of dumb gender war episodes but at least don't half ass it if you're gonna do it!
As for the Boy Heroes Team thing, it feels wrong to give them a hero episode of their own when THEY are the bad guys in the Civilian Plot and to not have an equivalent Girl Heroes Team episode (instead they get a Girl AKUMAS episode, twice!). The idea is cool and I would've liked to see more squad episodes that weren't framed as "I-need-five-heroes-to-do-what-just-Chat-Noir-can-do" and were actually about teamwork, but our options are the Heroes Day Season 2 finale where they fell apart, or "Party Crasher".
Sigh.
At the end of day, the boys just look like jerks for ditching the girls, but the girls don't even care, so there's not even enough drive for Marinette to involve herself, and then the Marinette Sneaking In shenanigans aren't even fun, the randos showing up aren't fun (except Mr. Banana, he can stay), I guess Marinette and Nino (and the boys) punishment is cleaning up Adrien's room...? Like, good for Adrien that he doesn't get any backlash from his dad because it'd be wildly unfair for him to be the person who gets punished in this scenario, but nobody learned any lessons. It's just...
What was the point of all this?
At least I didn't have any complaints about Adrien for the most part.
#I probably won't use those ideas for SL because I honestly have too many different ways I could change the episode#it's actually hard for me to nail one direction down#ml salt#nino salt#writing salt#party crasher salt#marinette salt#an essay by zoe
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Here are some of the stories I wrote with my best friend @happyqueenandgrumpydork
#a crasher story#battle of rivarly#party crasher 101#a break after party#crasher adventure#mom? are you there?#shinning accident#the party crasher the pranker and the war#fashion truth#how to care a party crasher baby#behind a troll appearance there is a party crasher#say i love you#hormone bet#crasher new students#a star night to remember#new life together and the arrival of a baby#swimming with the enemy#stories#gabi-trollastic#happyqueenandgrumpydork
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Ahoy there and welcome aboard the ship!
The blog is a lot of fun these days and I am always excited to put up new content. Today is a movie review day and what better movie could be here than the record-breaking wedding flick, The Wedding Party!
Name: The Wedding Party
Year of Release: 2016
Studio: EbonyLife
Cast: Adesuwa Etomi, Bankole Wellington, Sola Sobowale, Ireti Doyle, Richard Mofe Damijo, Alibaba Akpobome, Somkele Iyamah, Eyinna Nwigwe, Daniella Down, Ikechukwu Onunaka, Beverly Naya
Director: Kemi Adetiba
Synopsis: As their big day arrives, a couple’s lavish wedding plans turn into a nightmare that includes exes, fighting parents and uninvited guests.
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If you don’t know The Wedding Party, I suggest that you open your Netflix account and watch it ASAP. This is one movie that actually shows how a typical Nigerian wedding runs and I for one, was amazed at how much I could relate to some of the events which unfolded over the course of nearly two hours.
A BIT OF CONTEXT:
In Nigeria, weddings are huge, all-inclusive family affairs. No matter your social standing, when you’re getting hitched, expect to be throwing a carnival-like bash for your family, friends, church members, long lost relatives and the assorted ‘mogbomoyas’ (gate crashers). Weddings here are typically lavish and everyone is expected to pitch in any way to support the couple. Regular weddings are like one-day festivals but upper-class weddings can span days and involve several parties happening simultaneously. Everyone is expected to be uniform in the native ‘Aso-ebi’ (family cloth) and appear as a strong unit. Both families usually choose two different and sometimes complementary colors to mark the occasion. As Nigerians incorporate ethnic customs in their weddings, different aso-ebis are often allotted for different parts of the wedding ceremonies. We like to dance and sing and make merry a lot and our weddings always reflect that.
Now, back to the review…
The Wedding Party is a Nigerian designer’s couture dream and I’m not surprised about that as a top designer was hooked for the characters’ costumes. Mai Atafo, a celebrated bridal designer, was behind the amazing looks of the entire wedding party and to be honest, it was something. Bride Dunni’s wedding outfit was a work of art and so were those of the bridesmaids. Maid of Honor Yemisi was stunning in her fuchsia pink gown.
The Wedding Party is not just a story about a couple making it official- it’s a larger conversation about what occurs when two people from different ethnic groups in Nigeria decide to get married. It explores what happens when two different cultures attempt to merge and the friction resulting from the collision. The ethnic groups represented, The Yoruba and the Igbo, are two of the largest ethnic groups within Nigeria’s borders and historically, have not been the best of neighbors. But the film had a larger message, one which resonated with people within inter-ethnic unions- it was possible to achieve synergy. Inasmuch as the bride and groom, Dunni and Dozie were the focus of the movie, it was through their mothers, Lady Onwuka and Mrs. Coker that the story of inter-tribal differences was told. It’s a pretty story with real world consequences written into it.
Story aside, let’s look at the costumes!
Igbo
Yoruba
The first thing to note is the difference between what the families of the bride and groom wear. The bride’s family is Yoruba and the groom’s Igbo (in real life, the actress who plays the bride is Edo and the actor who plays the groom is Yoruba. Also, they are an actual married couple. So you see, life does imitate art sometimes!). This had to be accurately represented in what they wore. Socially, the Yoruba are known as a merry and flamboyant group and though their iros (wrappers), bubas (blouses), geles (head ties) and agbadas (large embroidered overshirts) were not as bright as what I usually see every weekend, the designer still tried to convey the family’s wealth as well as their culture clearly and it was very well done. For the Onwukas, the same appearance of wealth had to still be relayed to the audience. Being an Igbo family, thick embroidered wrappers and heavy beaded blouses as well as statement jewelry had to be the go-to for the mother of the groom and her friends. Although equally as merry and flamboyant as their Yorubas counterparts, the Onwuka family received the toning down treatment as Lady Onwuka’s character showed a clear distaste for extravagant shows of wealth as opposed to proclaiming her family’s riches through snide remarks. Nevertheless, both families were beautifully attired for the movie.
Now, for the bridal party, I’m going to split this up into three groups: the bride and her bridesmaids, the groom and groomsmen, and the exes.
For the bride, Mai Atafo had the wedding gown come as a detachable set consisting of an off the shoulder cape with a cathedral length train and a sleeveless column gown with a bejeweled belt and 3-D appliqué. It was a most daring style, leading the way in changing the way Nigerian brides approached bridal styling. Light, easy and sort of breezy, the gown accentuated its wearer’s slim build, bringing out her form and enhancing it as she moved down the aisle. It was a work of art, the same way the Maid of Honor’s dress was. That fuchsia gown is the ultimate dinner party inspiration, what with its cascading off the shoulder lapel and white diamond-like appliqué. The rest of the bridesmaids had dresses just as good, in fuchsia of course and appliquéd with tiny multicolored flowers.
For the grooms, Mai Atafo did not disappoint. Originally a menswear designer, he put his signature touch in the suits worn by the groom’s side of the bridal party. Unlike in a lot of wedding pictures I’ve seen, the groom and his boys had clear distinctions- black for Dozie and blue for Sola and the rest of the gang. The suits were wonderfully made, adding to the air of refinement these upper-class men already possessed (except Sola. He was a basket case).
Now for the exes. In this area, we need to split it into two parts: Rosie (Dozie’s ex-girlfriend) and Small Chops (Chief Onwuka’s mistress). Both of them gatecrashed the wedding and they made sure they were dressed to send clear messages to the people they came for. Rosie’s reception outfit was a lesson in Modern Bride 101. Daring back cut, layered flounces and an off the shoulder neckline (Mai Atafo must really like off the shoulder wedding gear, phew!) were given to a character who came to upstage the bride on her wedding day. The message of ‘Dozie, you don’t know what you are missing’ was clear and having the dress in white gave it the extra slap it needed when Dunni and Rosie eventually clashed. In that scene, the differences between both women was clear just from looking at how they were dressed: Dunni- sweet, girlish and innocent and Rosie- daring, provocative and evil. That was a fantastic visual contrast and one of the best I’ve ever seen in white. Small Chops on the other hand, came with the intention of disrupting Chief and Lady Onwuka’s peace of mind and she dressed the part.
Small Chops (real name unknown as Chief Onwuka had the original idea of disguising her as finger food) arrived in a goddess-like style. Haltered cowl, empire waistline and a back whose movements would make a wedding veil jealous, Small Chops did what she came to do in style. Unfortunately, her triumph was short-lived and she was pushed out of the gathering before any more punches were pulled. So long, Small Chops- we may not have known your name, but your dress was a front to back hit all the way. Shout out to your fascinator too.
And there we have it, folks- my review of the wedding party and its style moments. In general, much of the story was playing a fast and loose game but it made for an easy, enjoyable and relatable viewing. This is just one Nigerian’s point of view anyway so go watch and tell me what you think about it.
Until next time,
Ciao!
Movie Review: The Wedding Party Ahoy there and welcome aboard the ship! The blog is a lot of fun these days and I am always excited to put up new content.
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List of all the videogames I’ve played (or recall playing)
I remember making a post about this a while ago. I’m just doing this again because I want to keep track of the games I’ve played and to make sure I finish them.
This was fun because I remembered some of my childhood videogames. Anyway: List of videogames played ever since I was a kid to present: 1. Super Mario 64 - N64 2. Super Mario Bros. -Don't know. (it was like those swapmeet controllers. that had 100 games) 3. Tennis -Don't know. 4. Baseball -Don't know. 5. Contra (Don't remember which number.) - Don't know. 6. Pokemon Yellow version -GBC.* 7. Pokemon Crystal version -GBC.* 8. TMNT -GB 9. Super Mario Deluxe -GBC. 10. Loony Toons -GBC. 11. Buzz Lightyear -GBC. 12. Sonic Adventure -GBA.* 13. Digimon: Battle Spirit -GBA. 14. Digimon -PS1. 15. Banjo Kazooie -N64 16. Crash Bandicoot -PS1. 17. Spyro -PS1. 18. Bomberman Fantasy Race -PS1. 19. Walt Disney World Quest: Magical Racing Tour -PS1. 20. Croc -PS1. 21. Metal Gear Solid (Original) -PS1. 22. Super Street Fighter (Cannot recall which one) -GBA* 23. Monster Rancher- GBA 24. Fire Emblem -GBA 25. Yoshi's Island (Remake of SMW2) -GBA 26. Mario Kart -GBA* 27. Mario Kart -N64 28. Super Smash Bros. -N64 29. Metroid Fusion -GBA 30. Dragonquest (I think III) -GBA 31. Mario and Luigi super star saga- GBA* 32. Pokemon Ruby Version -GBA* 33. Digimon racing -GBA 34. Mario Party 4 -GC* 35. Super Mario Sunshine (yoohoo!) -GC* 36. Luigi's Mansion. -GC* 37. Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker -GC. 38. Zapper -GC 39. Animal Crossing -GC* 40. Animal Crossing DS -DS 41. DDR: Mario Mix -GC* 42. Splinter Cell-GC* 43. 007: Agent under Fire-GC* 44. Metroid Prime -GC* 45. Metroid Prime 2: Echoes -GC* 46. SSX Tricky -GC* 47. Madden (Forgot the year) -GC 48. MLB: All Stars -GC 49. NBA: Courtside-GC 50. Ty: Tasmanian Tiger -GC 51. Ty: Tasmanian Tiger-GBA* 52. Pokemon Fire Red Version -GBA* 53. Toon Town-PC' 54. Disney's Extremely Goofy Skateboarding -PC 55. Need For Speed: Pursuit-PC 56. Tony Hawk Proskater- GC 57. Taz the tasmanian devil-GC 58. Mario Kart: Double Dash-GC 59. Turok-GC 60. Timesplitters-GC 61. Mario 3V3 -GC 62. Pro Rally -GC 63. Viewtiful Joe -GC 64. Ratchet and Clank: Up your Arsenal -PS2 65. Kingdom Hearts -PS2 66. FFX -PS2. 67. Guitar Hero 2 -PS2. 68. Guitar Hero 3- PS3 and Wii* 69. Metroid Prime: Corruption -Wii* 70. Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.-Wii* 71. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time- N64 and 3DS <ip></ip> 72. Mario Kart DS -DS* 73. Mario 64 DS -DS 74. Super Princess Peach-DS* 75. Golden Sun -GBA 76. Pokemon White -DS* 77. Pokemon Heart Gold-DS <ip></ip> 78. Pokemon Channel-GC* 79. Big Brain Academy-DS 80. Nintendogs-DS 81. Metroid Prime Hunters-DS 82. Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes-GC* [Metal Gear Solid: HD Collection on PS3] 83. Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty.* 84. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. * 85. Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker. <ip></ip> 86. Metal Gear Solid: Portable OPS-PSP 87. Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep-PSP (unfortunately, I was unable to finish game since I had to sell the PSP) 88. The World Ends With You-DS 89. Yoshi's Island DS-DS <ip></ip> 90. Yoshi Touch and Go!-DS 91. Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time-DS.* 92. Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story-DS <ip></ip> 93. God of War:Chains of Olympus-PSP.* 94. FFVII: Crisis Core-PSP.* 95. Metal Slug Anniversary Collection-PSP.* 95. Patapon-PSP 96. Patapon 2-PSP 97. Need for Speed (I don't remember the name)-PS3 98. Mario Party 8-Wii.* 99. Metroid: Other M.-Wii. <h></h> 100. Just Dance 2-Wii. 101. Super Monkey Ball 2-GC. 102. Super Mario Strikers-GC 103. Super Street Fighter IV-Xbox360. 104. Halo 3-Xbox360.* 105. Gears of War-X360* 106. Gears of War 2-X360* 107. Gears of War 3-X360.* 108. Devil May Cry 4-X360* 109. FFXIII-X360.* 110. Blacksite: Area 51 -X360* 111. Skyrim-360. <h></h> 112. Lost Planet-360 113. Lost Planet 2-360 114. Modern Warfare-360 115. MW2-360 116. MW3-360 117. Call of Duty 2-360 118. Assassin's Creed-360 119. Portal-PC* (Finished in 3 hours on a school night! I'm so bad.) 120. Portal 2-360.* CO-OP is <h></h> 121. Team Fortress 2-PC' 122. Maplestory-PC' 123. DOMO (Dream of Mirror Online)-PC' 124. Counterstrike-PC' 125. Combat Arms-PC' 126. Gunbound-PC' 127. Dungeon Fighter-PC' 128. Eden Eternal-PC' 129. Atlantica-PC' 130. Vindictus-PC' 131. Dragon's Nest-PC' 132. WonderKing-PC' 133. Super Smash Bros Melee-GC* 134. Super Smash Bros Brawl-Wii* 135. Rayman Arena-GC* 136. God of War 3-PS3. 137. Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction.-PS3* 138. Ratchet and Clank: A crack in time.-PS3* 139. Secret Agent Clank-PSP 140. Final fantasy-iPhone 141. Final Fantasy 2-iPhone 142. Legend of Zelda-NES 143. Metroid-NES 144. Super Metroid-SNES 145. Little Big Planet- PS3 146. Little Big Planet 2-PS3 147. Metal Gear Online-PS3 148. Castlevania-PSP 149. Marvel Vs Capcom 3-PS3 150. Megaman-PS1. 151. RockBand -PS3* 152. Rock Band 2-PS3* 153. Beatles Rock Band-PS3* 154. Super Mario Galaxy-Wii* 155. InFamous-PS3 156. Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney-DS* 157. Dead Rising-X360 <ip></ip> 158. Harvest Moon-GBA 159. Limbo-PC 160. Bastion-PC 161. Psychonauts-PC 162. Persona 3-PS2 <ip></ip> 163. Persona 4-PS2* 164. Professor Layton and the Curious Village-DS 165. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations-DS * 166. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Apollo Justice-DS* 167. FFXIII-2 -PS3 <ip></ip> 168. FFIX-PS1 169. VVVVV- 3DS 170. Blayzbloo- 3DS 171. Resident Evil 5-X360 172. Castlevania: Lord of the Shadows-X360 173. Battlefield 2-X360* 174. Dance Central-X360* 175. Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix-GC* 176. L.A. Noire-X360 177. Sonic Generations-X360* 178. Assasin's Creed 2-X360 179. Dark Siders-X360 180. Dark Siders 2-X360 181. Heavy Rain-PS3 182. Animal Crossing: New Leaf-3DS 183. Garry's Mod-PC 184. Don't Starve-PC 185. Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies-3DS* 186. Castle Crashers-PC* 187. Skullgirls-PC 188. Bravely Default-3DS 189. Phoenix Wright: Justice For All-DS* 190. Ace Attorney: Miles Edgeworth Investigatons*-DS 191. Diablo III-PS3 & PC 192. Resident Evil 6-PS3* 193. League of Legends-PC' 194. Pokemon Y-DS*
195. Guacamelee! Gold edition-PC
196. Bit Trip Runner-PC
197. Symphony-PC
198. Sonic Adventure DX-GC
199. The Last of Us-PS3
200. Return of Samus-NES
201. Survival Kids-GBA*
202. Earthbound-SNES*
203. Chrono Trigger-SNES
204. Final Fantasy Tactics-PS1
205. Stardew Valley-PC/Switch*
206. Overwatch-PC’
207. Destiny-PS4′
208. Dark Souls 3-PS4 <ip></ip>
209. Bloodborne-PS4*(technically done but I need to finish DLC)
210. Fallout 4-PS4 & Xbox One <ip> </ip>
211. Mass Effect 1-PC*
212. Mass Effect 2-PC <ip></ip>
213. Tomb Raider-PC*
214. Pokemon Sun-3DS <ip></ip>
215. Legend of Zelda: Triforce Heroes-3DS <ip></ip>
216. Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice-3DS*
217. Strider-PS4 <ip></ip>
218. Super Street Fighter 4-PC
219. Super Street Fighter 5-PS4
220. Skullgirls: Encore Edition-PS4
221. .hack//G.U. Vol. 1 Rebirth-PS2
222. Dragonball Z Xenoverse 1-PC
223. Super Mario Odyssey-Switch*
224. Darkest Dungeon-Switch<ip></ip>
225. Overcooked-Switch
226. Splatoon 2-Switch<ip></ip>
227. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild-Switch* (done with main story, just messing around in game.)
228. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe-Switch
229. Subnautica-PC <ip></ip>
230. Sea of Theives-PC
231. Mario and Luigi: Dream Team-3DS
232. Assassin’s Creed 2-360*
233. Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood-360
234. Destiny 2-PS4
235. Final Fantasy 15-PS4
I’m going to get back to this later because I actually need to finish my games. I don’t like how I have so many unfinished ones on here. There are probably many more I have forgotten. These are all the videogames I've played.
*=Finished. '=Massive Multiplayer Online/Massive Online Battle Arena <ip>= In Progress. </ip> <h>= On Hold. </h>
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Day 91 and 92
Monday 19th August and Tuesday 20th August 2019
The last few days have consisted of a heap of travelling. The not so fun kind. For Jamie, it was thousands of kms in a plane and for Benoit and I, it was about the same amount of kms by car – well it felt like it. We arrived in our respective homes at around the same time which is absolutely crazy. I for one am 100% over driving, I don’t think I have driven for that long before in my life (because Benoit needed to study I was the driver from Madrid to Home) and no longer want to even look at the car for at least a few days! It was hard dropping Jamie off at the airport, it was so cool to have him in this hemisphere with me and I am going to miss him and his crazy energy a lot!
Here are some numbers; 6555km driven, 5700 euros spent, 2716 photos taken by yours truely, 666 times Jamie described something as ‘sick as fuck’ – which rapidly declined when we started calling him out on it, 510km walked – each!, 350 incredible tunnels driven through, 210L of water drunk, 130 flights of steps climbed – each!, 101 aperol spritz’s drunk, 99 times that we listened to our unofficial roadtrip song, 50 photos that Jamie probably took, 30 incredible days, 21 years old - the birthday present that got this thing started, 18 incredible destinations we stayed at, 11 hours of me singing on the way back to Belgium, 7 pairs of sunglasses bought (2 lost – both by Benoit), 6 countries visited, 5 languages ‘used’, 4 Toyota Hilux utes spotted, 3 now tanned humans, 2 minor collisions* and 1 promise – to do it all again as soon as we can.
Here’s what I can’t quantify; the constant smiles on our faces, the laughs we had, the incredible amount of bad jokes, the amazement of what we saw each day, the excitement that was absolutely fizzing through Jamie at every new destination we saw, the strengthen bond between us all and the memories that we will have from now on. I won’t go over everything we did and every place we stopped because after what we saw, it would take way too much time and hopefully you have already read about it on the previous blogs. But to sum it up; we had the experience of a lifetime. Three best friends travel Europe on a summer roadtrip. Sounds like a synopsis of an average American movie (that I (and Jamie) would probably watch)! But it was. It was a dream. It was an unforgettable experience. It was exquisite.
I like to think we have seen some pretty incredible things. I asked the boys for their highlights of the trip. Benoits main highlight was our night we spent camping in the beautiful Switzerland, we had the perfect set up, hammocks, a view and some beers. The tiny streets of the swiss towns (one that was like a 45 degree angle, one way and only just big enough for us to fit through), the incredible views we got driving through the swiss alps, the mountains, the fresh air and the overall cleanliness of Switzerland. Another was the open-air concert we went to in Norcia, Italy, our favourite band, hardly any people there, 2m from the stage, the sun setting behind them and a vibe like no other. Plus it was cheap as chips!
For Jamie; he had a few. Which is good news. Some that were up there was the view we got of Paris when we were exhausted after a day of walking around, we climbed for what felt like hours up to the Sacre Coeur and got the incredible view from the top; it was rewarding and breathtaking. Another was seeing Gaudi’s works, the incredible architecture of the Sagrada Familia, which makes you marvel the building and feel incredibly humbled. But for him, the main one was the excitement of arriving in Europe, walking through the airport gates, a goofy grin (probably some relief that he got on the right plane) and seeing Benoit and I, the promise of an amazing month to come, the unimaginable reality that was about to happen, ‘the moment before it all starts’.
For me, it’s difficult to pinpoint a highlight, I have so many good memories, I feel so lucky to have experienced all of them with my two favourite boys. It was honestly incredible to share it with them. I loved Italy, the history, the small towns, the landscapes, the fiats but I have always loved Italy so that was not a surprise. I also loved the food in Italy, I don’t think I have eaten so much gelato and pizza in my life and I am completely happy about that. But if I really had to choose, I think it would be when we stopped in Reims, found the place that Mum, Dad and I went to get dinner and a despos at and did the same. In the moment, we were hot, sweaty, tired, sick of driving and still needing to get to Paris, really just needing a large glass of ice water but looking back it was a full-circle moment, and pretty special. I was there five years ago with Mum and Dad and now again with Jamie and Benoit, having a despos seeing how much has changed. How much I have changed. And how cool it was to share that moment with Jamie. After all – travel is the only thing that costs money but actually makes you richer – and possibly slightly heavier thanks to Italy.
Here I would also like to thank everyone that made this ‘trip’**possible.
Firstly for getting Jamie over here, for me, it started off as an idea that I thought would put me into the best sister in the world books for the rest of my life, but I never could have dreamed of how much better it was than that initial idea. In my opinion, we have succeeded. We were able to show Jamie how much the world has to offer, how much more there is to see and how there is so much more to look forward to. If only you all could see him and the big grin that was permanently pasted on his face that makes you want a some of whatever he is on! For me it was probably one of my highlights of the trip, seeing him so happy again. So thank you, to Mum and Dad, Gran and Deeda, Jo, Nico and Jt, Nan, Grant and Jill and of course, Benoit and myself. You all contributed to a bloody good cause and I was lucky enough to benefit from it too! Now its his job to fill you all in, answer your million questions, show you all the photos and to thank you all individually for helping him have a pretty amazing time.
Secondly to all the amazing people that opened their homes to us, who shared with us their corner of paradise, their family and showed us more than we would have seen alone. We are so incredibly grateful to the homes that were opened up to us without question. So without further a due; thank you to Joelle and Paul who hosted us for Jamie’s first weekend in Europe (and who continue to host me), seeing Liege with Benoits family who Jamie and I both feel very close to was magical and we wished for more time with them. I think that was my only planning error, we all wished for more time with each other. But never the less we had an amazing weekend, a famous pizza party, and a climbing session; so a rather good introduction to Benoits family life. Thank you to Joelle and Paul and Pauls brothers (Marc and Benoit) for letting us stay at Stavelot. An incredible house where we watched an amazing sunset and Jamie discovered the pleasures of Belgium beer with Benoits friends who made the effort to come out to see us. Thank you to the LeBouc’s (Marie’s lovely family) who welcomed us into their home with open arms, just like they did when Mum and Dad came to visit me five years ago. I will forever be grateful to Rotary for connecting our families. Thank you to Vincent Henry and his wife for hosting us at Saint Lion in the south of France for two nights, sharing with us their slice of mountaineering paradise, their love of nature, wine, honey and fried courgette flowers. Thank you to Marc Henry at Goussargues for letting us use his holiday home as a base for a few days and even giving us a welcome cocktail – spritz! We still miss that incredible pool. And thanks to Daphne (his daughter) who let us crash her time there with her friends. Thank you to Denis and Isa at Carcassone for having us for one incredible night where we felt like prised guests rather than gate crashers after the amazing reception dinner we received. And last but not least Eric – the partner of Murielle (Benoit’s aunt) who hosted Benoit and I on our very big journey back home. To all the above, thanks again and I hope one day we can return the favour.
I am at a loss of words to how to sum this up. How to write the final (for now) “Jamie in Europe” blog post. I kind of just want to rewind about a month and do it all again. So instead of me finishing it up, I shall rely on a literacy genius, someone well known for his way with words and simply say that was ‘sick as fuck’. Love Kate xxxxx
*one by me -someone reversed into us at a queue when I was driving, one by Benoit – he backed into a pole.
** Trip is a word I truly dislike, it is so small, it hasn’t got any presence about it and it definitely doesn’t get close to describing the amazing month of travel that you just experienced, the things you saw, what really affected you, how you felt. None of that fits into the word ‘trip’. A ‘trip’ is going to Auckland and back, not a mind-opening month of travels! Anyway, rant over and I shall endeavour to find a better word.
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ML Timeline
Partly From This Post and Partly From Production Codes and Partly From Mari’s Stalker Schedule
Season 1
Ladybug & Cat Noir (Origins Pt. 1)
September 5
ProCo 122
Stoneheart (Origins Pt. 2)
September 6
ProCo 123
The Bubbler
Mid September
ProCo 109
Lady Wifi
Late September
ProCo 103
A Christmas Special
December 24
ProCo 226
Dark Cupid
February 14
ProCo 105
Stormy Weather
March 23
I rewatched the scene in french and english and she makes it sound like she says the first day of summer /// summer vacations which wouldn’t start til early July, beyond what’s in Mari’s calendar ... it’s easier to correct this bit so that Aurore is talking about the first day of spring/spring break than to try to rearrange the timeline tho
+++ the April 19-27 break fits with Easter/Spring break for Paris and this occurred before that in theory. The first day of spring is also ~March 21 so it’s a quick and easy fix
ProCo 101
Timebreaker
April 6
ProCo 116
The Mime
April 28
ProCo 119
Rogercop
After Timebreaker
ProCo 111
Animan
***
ProCo 113
Copycat
May 8 probably
it’s victory day... good time for statues?
ProCo 108
The Evillustrator
Nino either hasnt started to crush on Mari or is over her
ProCo 102
The Puppeteer
Dolls of Evillustrator, Rogercop, and Lady Wifi
ProCo 118
Mr. Pigeon
May 18
ProCo 106
Reflekta
***
ProCo 121
Pixelator
*** when Jagged first checks into the hotel.........
ProCo 107
The Pharaoh
May 21
ProCo 115
Dark Blade
May 22
ProCo 114
Guitar Villain
*** Jagged in Hotel
ProCo 120
Antibug
Right before Gamer bc chat almost sees her... Jagged in Hotel
ProCo 124
The Gamer
Right after Antibug bc she tells her diary chat almost caught her
ProCo 112
The Horrificator
***
ProCo 117
Kung Food
*** Jagged is still in hotel
ProCo 125
Simon Says
***
ProCo 110
Princess Fragrance
***
ProCo 104
Volpina
After Simon Says... honestly probably the last thing chronologically before season 2
ProCo 126
Season 2
The Collector
??
ProCo 201
Prime Queen
??
ProCo 202
Glaciator
??
ProCo 203
Despair Bear
??
ProCo 204
Troublemaker
??
ProCo 205
Gigantitan
??
ProCo 206
Riposte
??
ProCo 207
Befana
??
ProCo 208
Frightningale
SHOULD BE AFTER CAPTAIN HARDROCK... and reverser?
ProCo 209
Gorizilla
??
ProCo 210
Robostus
??
ProCo 211
Sapotis
??
ProCo 212
The Dark Owl
??
ProCo 213
Syren
??
ProCo 214
Zombiezou
??
ProCo 215
Captain Hardrock
??
ProCo 216
Frozer
??
ProCo 217
Style Queen
??
ProCo 218
Queen Wasp
??
ProCo 219
Reverser
??
ProCo 220
Anansi
??
ProCo 221
Malediktator
??
ProCo 222
Sandboy
??
ProCo 223
Catalyst
??
ProCo 224
Mayura
??
ProCo 225
Season 3
Chameleon
?? thanks i hate it
ProCo 301
Animaestro
?? this is fake
ProCo 302
Bakerix
?? in which Mari has a racist grandpa MARINETTE SINGS
ProCo 303
Backwarder
?? Mari tries confessing but it’s turned into cringe
ProCo 304
Reflekdoll
?? HAS. NOT. AIRED.
ProCo 305
Weredad
?? in which marichat was killed by canon
ProCo 306
Silencer
?? THIS ONE WE KEEP.
ProCo 307
Oni-Chan
?? cringe obsessions? no thanks????? bye
ProCo 308
Miraculer
?? i dont remember if this was also trash BUT probably
ProCo 309
Oblivio
?? IT WAS SO GOOD UP UNTIL THE END DAMNIT ZAGSTRUC
ProCo 310
Desperada
?? HAS NOT AIRED
ProCo 311
Christmaster
?? i heard it was on crack
ProCo 312
Star Train
?? HAS NOT AIRED.
ProCo 313
Kwami Buster
?? HAS NOT AIRED!
ProCo 314
Feast
?? HAS NOT AIRED!!!!
ProCo 315
Gamer 2.0
?? WE KEEP - an actually okay episode? Mari is overworked af tho
ProCo 316
Stormy Weather 2.0
?? they really out here 2.0′ing all this shit huh
ProCo 317
Ikari Gozen
?? ADRINETTE WHO? ADRIGAMI WHOMST???? MARIGAMI YESSS
ProCo 318
Timetagger
?? keep the bunny drop the rest... the zodiac is so OP
ProCo 319
Party Crasher
?? it was on crack???? wtf? i guess we keep also features Snake & Horse from before
ProCo 320
The Puppeteer 2
?? IT WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING GOOD & THEN The Scene HAPPENED
ProCo 321
Cat Blanc
?? HASN’T AIRED....
ProCo 322
Félix
?? HAS NOT AIRED pls Zagstruc don’t ruin this
ProCo 323
Ladybug
?? ...OH BOY.... HASN’T AIRED
ProCo 324
Loveater
?? HASN’T AIRED
ProCo 325
Miracle Queen
?? HASN’T AIRED
ProCo 326
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Revisited: The Art of Reality (DS)
9 November 2018
“The Art of Reality (DS)” was originally posted on November 29, 2009, 9 years ago.
The inspiration behind this Dream Sequence was a 15th century triptych oil painting on oak by the studio of Dutch renaissance painter, Hieronymus Bosch. It is said the tri-paneled painting was intended to be an altarpiece, and as such, had been given no identifying title or official name at the time of creation. Over the course of the last five centuries, this masterpiece has been known by a number of names; today we call it, The Garden of Earthly Delights.
Being visionaries in our own way, we took great delight in Bosch’s visionary and relevant interpretation of the cycle of earthly life, displayed like a book of murals to be read on the wall from cover to cover.
The story of life as depicted by Bosch begins with the outer panels -the book covers, if you will- which offer us a monochrome vision of what appears to be a holographic global flat earth and firmament dome, giving us the story’s setting.
Like reading a book from left to right, we begin with the left interior panel showing what looks to be Eden or Paradise (representing birth, creation, innocence). The large center panel illustrates in intimate and intricate detail what we might consider the passions and temptations of life within that Paradise (representing bliss, indulgence, revelry, communion). The story then concludes with the right panel and the notion of Paradise lost (representing last judgment, wretchedness, separation from the divine).
To us, this perceptive masterpiece reads like a modern day reality show. Courtesy of Operation Mockingbird, one look at the imagery of a current edition of any mainstream media news/entertainment outlet says it all.
So how close to reality were we?
Reality is in the eyes of the beholder. It’s a very individual thing. How to answer this question would depend upon one’s perspective because in the end, our interpretation of reality comes down to our personal perspective. And perspectives, like beLIEfs, can be indoctrinated. They can be programmed, controlled and manipulated by external influences. And they can also change when challenged.
Our entire world can transform forever when we embrace a new perspective. Whether the catalyst for change comes from listening to the whisper or from feeling the brick is somewhat irrelevant to the lasting impact it has on one’s personal perception of their reality. Everything may look the same on the outside, but nothing is the same on the inside. And that changes how we perSEEve everything. Most shifts in reality are a direct result of some form of Consciousness Quake.
What we really want to know now is could Bosch’s third panel portrayal of what many beLIEve to be a nasty afterlife instead be the behind-the-scenes underbelly of our present-day reality, with the center panel façade acting merely as the illusionary projection screen?
Which brings us to the deeper question going forward: Was Bosch trying to show us that our world is a holographic simulation?
The Art of Reality (DS)
We had a dream......and in that dream we found ourselves strolling through the surreal terrain of Dutch renaissance painter H. Bosch in “The Garden of Earthly Delights,” and felt as though we were immersed in a modern reality feature film that only Tim Burton could direct.
Our voyage through this intoxicating dreamscape plunged us without thought of consequence deep into a world of art imitating life imitating art. To a place where we were incapable of separating fact from fantasy, for the reality is that there was no difference.
And like every true pageant of the masters where a two dimensional painting is brought to real life, we watched like voyeurs as the indulgent derangement of earthly pleasures before us morphed into a third panel reality war zone.
The reality wars being waged within our dream were inescapably dominated by the Balloon Boy posse and the D.C. No R.S.V.P. party crashers. We were rendered speechless as both competitors deliberately left in their wake a smoldering third scene battlefield fully decimated by outrageous exploits – all dramatically delivered with the flamboyance required of a successful reality show audition. A couple sets of felonious fingerprints were left behind in the scorched earth as well, with perhaps a couple more to follow.
Apparently in the real world, the end is meant to justify the means. This ostensibly translates for many to mean no rules, no boundaries, no limitations, no dignity and usually no talent. So when we see that big reality bull burst into a stampede through the china closet of innocent bystanders and carelessly shatter lives and livelihoods while screaming “me, me, me!”, we’ve bizarrely come to accept that even bad publicity is still publicity.
Well, psychology 101 has long asserted that negative attention is better than no attention at all. Yet to repetitively reward the bad behavior of attention grabbers with the media attention they're aggressively hungering for has not only helped create a ravenous monster always starving for attention, but has unquestionably sustained it.
As narcissism continues its incessant me-parade across our high definition screens, and Pavlovian conditioning reinforces the belief that anything and everything goes in the insatiable quest for notoriety, we can only wonder when going too far will just be going too far.
And then we woke up and realized that Bosch’s vivid, yet surprisingly realistic, illustration of life’s temptations and the human condition has lost no relevance with the passing of time and civilizations. Can we reasonably expect the master’s real life garden of earthly delights to remain as relevant in the coming centuries as it is today?
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Le 5 octobre 1930 dans le ciel : Le dirigeable britannique R.101 s’écrase en France
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AirJournal/~3/BidWc9lgr3A/2017-10-05-le-5-octobre-1930-dans-le-ciel-le-dirigeable-britannique-r-101-secrase-en-france-5188578.html Histoire de l’aviation – 5 octobre 1930. En ce dimanche 5 octobre 1930, l’actualité aéronautique est marquée par un terrible accident qui va endeuiller la Grande-Bretagne. Le pays qui dispose à cette époque de deux ballons dirigeables, à savoir un R.100 et un R.101, pour pouvoir assurer des liaisons commerciales à travers son empire dans le monde va perdre le R.101, qui va se crasher peu de temps après son départ. Parti le 4 octobre de Cardington, un village d’Angleterre, il n’ira pas au-delà de la France, s’écrasant sur la commune d’Allonnes, située pas très loin de Beauvais, tuant pas moins de cinquante-huit personnes ! Un drame de l’air extrêmement meurtrier ! L’appareil, sous le commandement du lieutenant Irwin, volait en direction des Indes quand il a été victime de ce crash. Un crash qui ne laissera la vie sauve qu’à huit personnes, dont une qui finira par succomber. Parmi les tués, on notera la présence de deux personnalités de l’aviation : le ministre de l’Air et le directeur de l’aviation civile, respectivement, lord Thomson et sir Seften Brancker. Le R.100, parti pour le Canada, arrivera pour sa part à bon port.
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"Try it again but this time with less jolly tone" "Ok" "Oh Poppy, Archer and me want to tell you and the guys abou-" "Thanks for teaching me about being a Party Crasher, guys, and for that you and Archer are invited to be in Cultural Party with us, you can be at one of the pods to pass the night"
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@happyqueenandgrumpydork It was Cultural Party in Troll Village and everyone was enjoy in it, Poppy and Branch invited Archer and Cerise.
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Party Crasher 101
@happyqueenandgrumpydork It was Cultural Party in Troll Village and everyone was enjoy in it, Poppy and Branch invited Archer and Cerise.
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