#parrot rambles

[bladesofelysium]

testing something,,,

is the genshinrp community active?

[bladesofelysium]

god they are so yummy. i love how unaffected albedo is and the way scara sees it as a threat. also the way scara’s eyes seem to brighten or flash with anger ouuugh <333

thinking about scaramouche team dynamics ft scarabedo

[violetsandshrikes]

Once the birds had learned how to initiate video interactions, the second phase of the experiment could begin. In this “open call” period, the 15 participating birds could make calls freely; they also got to choose which bird to dial up. Over the next two months, pet parrots made 147 deliberate video calls to other birds. Their owners took detailed notes about the calls and recorded more than 1,000 hours of video footage that the researchers analyzed.

[suiana]

i saw somewhere that theres a difference between petting and stroking your bird and gang

imagine getting a parrot hybrid that turns into yandere! parrot hybrid because you started stroking it all over instead of petting 😂😂😂 and by stroking i meant like when you see something so cute you go 'kuchi kuchi koo ur so kawaii desu ARFARAFARAFAR *peppers kisses all over and explodes*

"baeb! it's time for your daily petting!"

"yay!!!"

*starts stroking him all over👅*

you don't know what the stroking does to him but he looks like he really enjoys it! his faxe gets all red and he starts nuzzling into you like you're his everything! haha! stroking your parrot all over shows that you want to be their mate btw

plus he's so fluffy and soft, how could you not want to touch him like that? you just get so much cuteness aggression with the poor boy.

"here birdie birdie! come to me!"

"you want to mate? :3"

"what?"

yeah, you're completely baffled when your parrot hybrid starts treating you more like a significant other rather than a friend. that's what happens when you touch the bird like that 😒

like what??? sex??? asking for babies??? what happened to hello??

anyway your poor bird boy just gets so many mixed signals from you :( what do you mean you wanna touch and scent him all over but don't want him to do the same? it's like, dangling a piece of candy in front of him and saying he can't eat it!

"kiss kiss?"

"aw, you want kissy?"

"no!!! i wanna kiss you!!!"

"oh"

don't be surprised when this bird suddenly starts getting more desperate and finally corners you for what he wants. and by then... i doubt you'd be able to talk your way out of things.

friends? don't make him laugh. friends don't do the things you do.

so start treating him like your mate, alright?

[foldingfittedsheets]

So y’know how parrots are really good at repeating stuff? And some parrots are SO good at repeating stuff you can’t tell it’s not a person?

We had this renter in the upstairs of the house when I was growing up who had a parrot. I never saw this bird. But I heard it. It’s favorite trick was to say “What!” Exactly like it’s owner. I’d be in the back yard chatting with a friend and it’d say “What!” And we’d think the lady was chatting and try to chat back. She was a chatty lady! It made sense! She thought we were talking to her! But no, it was a bird.

Then. Then the bird would know you were listening, when you answered back to the what. And that’s when it whipped out the big guns.

This bird would start re-enacting a full on porno. There’d be moaning, foreplay, grunting, and an extremely shrill climax. The lady who owned the bird was very embarrassed about this but nothing could convince the bird to stop doing this bit. The lady also earnestly informed us that it wasn’t her.

That part wasn’t hard to believe, because she was a middle aged white lady, but the female sex participant would say things like “Ay, papi!”

[bladesofelysium]

her scream was so real, so full of emotion.

you remember she’s also a kid, you remember just who her father is, what he expects of her, and everything she puts on herself.

[bladesofelysium]

can't believe i just talked to user ssseriema. this is so cool

[calmlb]

hoshikawa has done such an incredible job of portraying Dazai from Chuuya’s perspective… back before he figured out that Dazai’s demon persona was just that… a persona. an act

before he learned to see through Dazai’s fronts

Dazai made people think he was uncaring & heartless, when this was his intention all along (he does this in Stormbringer & Dead Apple too)

Chuuya sees Dazai manipulating him…

but he doesn’t see that Mori is manipulating Dazai

“I do it all for the organization and the protection of this beloved city.” —Mori

[fumifooms]

What if we were both magic prodigies and it otherized us in different ways and we devoted ourselves to protecting a family member who has general other goals & priorities. What if we both did self-sacrifical devotion in opposite ways.

What if we were dark mirrors of each other and where I've grown overcontrolling you've grown complacent. What if, bought as a servant into a pretty loving home, ownership and control is what love looks like to me, and to you neglected and lonely growing up, love is gratefully taking any scraps of it you’re lent.

By belonging to someone, even if she comes back injured or fails at finding Delgal, she feels like she belongs and is cherished, by owning someone he feels safe in them not leaving him.

She’s what’s tethering him do you see… And he’s the only thing giving her direction and purpose in her state. She needs a compass and he needs a support.

They’re both so out of it 😭 It’s the weirdly intense and unearned mutual trust and reliance on each other?? They’re each other’s weird little comfort codependent teddy bear. Or at least they were headed towards that before SHE DIED THEN HE DIED THEN THEY BOTH FORGOT ABOUT EACH OTHER AND NEVER MET EVER AGAIN. Though she’s also the guard attack hound keeping him safe… And vice versa he heals her and can rewrite her very being with just one wave of his hand. They’re both so so mentally and physically vulnerable both but they cling onto each other. They can’t perceive things accurately but despite it all someway somehow they stumble into something closer to resembling companionship just before they both die. Falin is just that kind and Thistle is just that lonely. Overworked. We both haven’t lived for ourselves in a very long time, haven’t we.

They both have a similar devotion to the people they love but again the difference is that Thistle starts overtsepping while Falin is self-effacing. The other difference between them is that people care about Falin <3 People have given up on Thistle long ago, and he has given people reasons to, while people refuse to give up on Falin. Yaad has a mini arc about it dw about it it’s ok he’s not all alone in the end 😭😭 He reached out for Marcille’s hand but they already all wanted to help him, they just had to be given the chance to, Yaad just had to be given the chance to, it’s okay I’m okay

Hey what if we learned to get in touch with our own identity and the world around us and living in the present again through being in the worst codependent situationship ever.

Falin and Thistle sitting in a tree, sucking on flowers together because they’re h-u-n-g-r-y 💕💕💕

I bet he’s only ever thought of flowers as useless ornaments. Weak weeds. But she shows him they’re tasty and useful and good and pretty in their own right too and deserve existing without proving their worth and waaa <33 Thistles…... Did you know thistles taste sweet if you remove the thorns and eat them?

"Even as a chimera, her kind nature remains" you can’t suppress her in the way that matters. You can’t soothe him in the way that matters. It’s doomed. You’re doomed. It’s all doomed. Save me.

[velvet-red-void]

jaiden is w/ cucurucho and roier is w/ osito bimbo

[no-oneknowsmyname]

Things I'm not ready for:

1. Another possibility of Etho streaming (doubt it but STILL)

2. Etho possibly changing to a team skin (more possible cuz he's mentioned he would have changed a skin for last MCC if he was asked)

I'm so so happy he's joining MCC again, this one is gonna be GOOD. pink parrots is definitely gonna be Team Good Vibes and Team Not-Last

[crowleysshittyglasses]

RAINBOW LORIKEET THATS PERFECT

screeching hunger

[violetsandshrikes]

The largest known population of one of Australia’s rarest birds has been found living in Western Australia’s Great Sandy desert.

A team of Ngururrpa rangers and scientists detected the stronghold of up to 50 night parrots - a critically endangered species once feared extinct - living on Indigenous-managed land, according to a study published in Wildlife Research.

[suiana]

yandere! parrot hybrid and biologist reader who first discovered what parrots are.

okay so like, imagine this is the 1800s or smth idk when parrots were first discovered.

anyway!!! you're a biologist and you're travelling through the different biomes like the jungle, the rainforests... just travelling to discover and explore the different species of animals.

one day while travelling, you see a... vibrant flock of feathers? woah... was there someone else in the forest- WAURGH?!

instead of seeing another human, you see a cross-breed bird thing??? what the HELL is this...

GORGEOUS SPECIMEN??? WHAT A FLAMBOYANT MAN BIRD!

"holy shit you are beautiful!"

you exclaim in excitement, jumping up as you immediately stare at ut from a distance all while slowly approaching it to take down its details. man you never knew that such a beautiful animal existed!

communication with him could be hard...

until he repeated your own words back at you.

"holy shit you are beautiful!"

an awkward silence fell over the two of you as your notebook fell to the ground. what? did you just... hear this man bird speak? were your ears deceiving you?

"um, you just spoke?"

"um, you just spoke?"

you could only gawk at him as he tilted his head to the side and smiled cutely at you. his vibrant feathers rustled softly as he hopped closer to you and started nuzzling into your neck.

holy shit... the man bird... could talk! this... this is the discovery of the century!

um, he's also kinda clingy? wait what's he doing? why is he licking you? wait hold on just a sec-

"hey put me down!"

"hey put me down!"

okay, this repeating is getting annoying now.

"can you say anything other than just repeating what i say?"

"you're my mate now."

what the hell?!

[thetorturedlovergirl]

Smash.

[bladesofelysium]

dance of death, fall from grace.

all i wanted was to see your face.

fool me once, scam me never.

you and i were meant to last forever.

back on my life smp shit