#paranatural gage

[telephonestalker]

While we don’t get full comics anymore, at least the art looks great

[ovyy-pvcure]

In catching up with Paranatural, I am glad, actually, that the narration is so mean to Gage. It calls him a stupid thin-lipped tiny brained caveboy for me so I can just enjoy his horrible existence. Gage is there being a simp, not understanding he's being insulted and rooting for a little girl's death, and I'm like, "You go, you skrunkly noodle limbed teenager." The narration would beat Gage with a bat made of sunlight if only it could, and frankly, same. Love that horrible little monster. Hope to see more of him.

[jonahmagnus]

Look at my beautiful girls<3

[incorrectpnatquotes]

[Cody tries to explain social media to Davy, which doesn't go well. Later...] Cody: WHAT THE ACTUAL WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! STOP STALKING ME!! Davy Jones: I just got you more followers! Paige: *stepping out of a bush* Hello. Gage: *dropping from a tree* How you doing? Youth Culture: *climbing out of a manhole* Hey. Cody: WHAT?! [And thus, Cody's protection squad was formed.]

[paranaturalzack]

Gage from my comic Paranatural.

[boanddonatetoblacktranspeople]

Rough Outline List of People(ish) inside the Paranatural ‘Masquerade’:

Richard Spender’s father, mayor of Mayview, snack for Davy Jones

Richard Spender, Mayview middle school teacher, Consortium member

Penny Spender, Spender’s sister, apprentice to Mr. Garcia, secret swiper of Dr. Zarei’s lantern

Maxwell Puckett, protag, spectral, son of June Puckett, has a spirit that may be the lost piece of an ancient powerful fractured spirit in Mr. Spender, also possessed

June Puckett, Max’s mother, former Consortium Agent

Dr. Zarei, old friend of Spender, previous member of Consortium

Mr. Garcia, partner to Spender, werewolf, apprentice of Cody’s mom

Mrs. Jones, former Cousinhood member, Cody’s mom, Davy Jones’ wife, werewolf

Davy Jones, vampire overlord, father to Cody, resident business mogul, owner of Mayview Academy, President of Razor Rex’s cult, PTA (Phantom Threat Authority), doctor of local hospital, and police chief

PJ (P__ Jones?)- Ghost, friend of Max, theorized old son of Davy

‘Lefty’, ghost hand, theorized left hand of Davy Jones, severed by his own sword???

Cody Jones, half-vampire, son of Davy Jones

Isabel Guerra, spectral, Paranatural Activity Club member, daughter of Angel Guerra, granddaughter to Master Guerra

Master Guerra, ghost, mentor spectral-teacher of own ‘faction’

Angel Guerra, father of Isabel, mentor to Penny Spender, has own spirit ‘faction’

Valeria Day, Consortium agent, former apprentice of June Puckett

Agent Walker, Consortium Agent

Boss Leader, actually a still-intelligent Wight

Ms. Rose Baxter, Phantom Threat Authority member

Ed Burger, spectral, child of the Burger parents who disappeared into a dream realm (??), Paranatural Activity Club member

The Doctors Burgers

Isaac, spectral, Paranatural Activity Club member

Coach Oop, Phantom Threat Authority member

Dimitri, former Paranatural Activity Club member, possessed

Fauxbia , the Fear Witch, Vice Principal of Mayview Middle School

Gage, local vampire thralled under Davy Jones

Paige, local vampire thralled under Davy Jones

Youth Culture, local vampire thralled under Davy Jones

Police department members under Davy Jones’ thrall (chief of police as well)

Ritz Price-Lee, local rich academy student, vampire-thralled by Gage and crew

Sophie Sibyl, local mystic shop owner, double agent in Phantom Threat Authority

Isabel’s grandfather’s dojo

Agent Savage, Consortium double-crosser for allyship with the Phantom Threat Authority (for money), member of band Max and R.J. saw

Agent Scabs

Agent Popova

Agent Pasha

Agent Stix

Agent Stucks

Other Consortium members

Lisa(???), friend of Isabel, secret school ‘bar’ owner and information barterer - Definitely has powers and inside knowledge but we dont know WHO she’s connected to here

Amy Chen, Isabel’s mother, daughter of Master Guerra

Captain Hattie Henchman, mother of Stephen, part of Davy's police force, and acts as security at the Phantom Threat Authority meetings

People on Edge of the Masquerade:

Alex, about to be possessed by an alien-looking spirit OR actual alien(???)

Johnny Jhonny, possessed by Forge, see below

Ollie Oop, resident bully and friend of Johnny, son of cult member Coach Oop, saw the Paranatural Activity Club members flying in Ghost Train

Stephen Henchman, Johnny's bully friend, son of police officer Captain Henchman, part of Davy's police force, also saw the Activity Club float

People Outside the Masquerade (???):

Mr. & Mrs. Starchman (??)

Violet, friend of Lisa and Cody

Peter Puckett (??), Max’s dad

Zoey Puckett, Max’s sister

Isaac’s anime-looking parents????

R.J., resident bully and friend of Johnny

Suzy, Journalism Club lead, friend of Dimitri, has confused crush on Isabel

Collin, Suzy’s friend

Jeff, despite being piloted by artificial spirit Hijack, friend of Cody

Shred Eagle (???)

Damian & Sam, younger siblings of Agent Day

Principal Pleezedoo

Student Council (?)

DJ Mothman

Professor Bigfoot (?)

Lavish Price-Lee, ex-wife of DJ Mothman

Nicole Spender (??)

yes, rick. indeed. fucking. why?

[rogueofrageedits]

baby isabel. is adorable

[paranaturalpop]

I rate cody’s potential siblings

Cody has kind big brother energy. But who is he a brother to exactly?

Lisa

spooky kids with spooky eyes

similar features

one runs the shadow government, one runs the underground.

they both like suits and change their clothes several times throughout the day. Maybe they picked that up from their undercover cop dad?

9/10 fairly likely, makes sense

Violet

wore a ‘vampire queen’ shirt in chapter one.

their fight in the student store could be a sibling quarrel

punk/prep solidarity

6/10 the vampire queen shirt is doing a lot of heavy lifting on this one

the bridge kids

blue eyes??? Is that anything???

we don’t really know cody’s relation to the other vampires in town, so who knows how he sees them. Maybe as family?

4/10 Cody would never spend his day chilling under a bridge. He’s too preppy.

PJ

oh no

J stand for Jones?????

they both wear Stripes!

since we don’t know how long ago PJ died, he cloud be related to cody in literally any way. PJ could be cody’s uncle.

a tragedy whatever way you cut it

10/10 seems likely and hurts

[blairdiggory]

Theory: Cash Reward is the West Hill Horror

I KNOW THIS SOUNDS SILLY, BUT HERE’S WHY:

The West Hill Horror is suggested to be a dog or dog-like. Cash Reward is a dog. Obviously that’s not enough proof, but here’s some speculation. Let’s look at the word choice.

“We can tie this snare.” I think they mean that almost literally. I don’t think their goal is to kill the West Hill Horror. I think they want to catch it.

Additionally, Gage waxes poetic about hating being controlled. I don’t think this is a coincidence. I think they want control over the West Hill Horror, perhaps to get rid of Davy Jones.

Next, Cash Reward was with the vampire trio when Stephen found him. I don’t think this is a coincidence either. I think they caught the West Hill Horror, it somehow it got stuck in the wiener dog form, and it now has to be close to them.

It always struck me that Cash Reward was more sentient than the other animals. He saves Stephen from Ritz and saves him from Davy’s hook.

The other dogs in Paranatural haven’t shown this level of sentience. Is it just a plot point? I don’t think so.

In conclusion, Cash Reward is sentient because he’s the West Hill Horror, trapped in this body, ensnared by the vampire trio.

*mic drop*

[telephonestalker]

First of all, new update is great! Second of all, I’m scared about what the vamp kids are gonna do with JJ Junior’s ‘identity.’

also, do you guys think this is the hippo?

[incorrectpnatquotes]

Gage: We grew up together! Paige: Only because I was looking out for you. You’re the antithesis of “look before you leap”. Gage: True!

[incorrectpnatquotes]

Gage: Are you a thief? Because you stole my—

Paige: Fine, I'll give you your wallet back.

Gage: ...heart, what the heck—

[incorrectpnatquotes]

Paige: No one wants that! ...Except maybe Gage.

Gage: [happily setting off a flamethrower he seemingly pulled out of nowhere] Just keeping our options open!

Paige: We can't let the whole town get killed just to take down the West Hill Horror! We'll get fired! Or promoted? I can never remember how evil we are.

[incorrectpnatquotes]

[Paige, Gage, and Youth Culture break into Bill Spender's mansion]

Paige: We're here to take back what's ours; don't try to stop us!

Penny: Stop you? I'm gonna join you! I know where all the good stuff is!

[incorrectpnatquotes]

Gage: Cute and fluffy animals flock to Paige. It's adorable.

Paige: I don't wanna talk about it.

Youth Culture: We hate adorable.

[paranaturalpop]

I don’t know if ya’ll are into dimension 20 at all, but Brennan Lee Mulligan once told a story on his DnD after show about one summer at the camp he works at when he thought he heard a raccoon messing around in the garbage, so he took a broom outside and started yelling to scare it off, but it turns out the noise was an adult grizzly bear. Before he could register that the bear ran away, successfully scared off by a loud man with a broom. He talked about how badly that could have gone and how it’s really a miracle he’s alive.

Anyway, remember when Max caught 3 bloodthirsty vampires shoplifting and confronted them by himself? And made fun of them? And they just left? Good times.