#paradise polycule

[mushiemellows]

These mf’s need a better name than Old Strawhat Polycule but I will present regardless

Franky and Robin need no introduction. She finds him interesting and a good dose of silly guy cures the depression like nothing else. If a man (35, blue hair, pronouns, naked, craftsman, surfer, local union representative) built me a fish tank and a library, I too could simply not resist. He thinks she’s the most gorgeous beautiful stunning intelligent funny wise woman in the entire world because she is.

Robin and Brook, likewise, ooooo the macabre appeal of the hanahone ship. She licks him in the way that archeologists lick rocks and bones to figure out if they are a rock or a bone and she thinks it’s a funny joke every time. He thinks she’s the most gorgeous beautiful stunning intelligent funny wise woman in the entire world because she is. When they go to the beach he buries himself halfway in the sand and she digs him back up and she thinks it’s sooooo funny every time.

Brook and Franky lay stoned on the deck noodling their guitars and they’re like when two rockstars kiss on stage. Brook stands there like an anatomical model when Franky’s gotta crack open the hood and points to stuff. They’ve got the same strand of “lived in isolation on an abandoned ship” disease but Brook’s just for it 9x as bad (50 years to Franky’s 4). Sometimes they make Franky run on Milk to see what it does (you DONT want to see Milk Franky)

Jinbei 👏 and 👏 Franky both love 👏 SUNNY!!!! They get her, and to understand Sunny is to Understand Franky and he stands there and he watches Jinbei drive his car like the master that he is and it makes him Feel Things. They listen to dad rock. They go surfing together. They go snorkeling together. They go fishing together. They go to 2pm Wednesday half priced movies together. They go bowling together. They share a shirt collection.

Robin and Jinbei free political prisoners!!! The thinks he’s handsome, she thinks he’s kind, she thinks he’s Just. She thinks he’s admirable. They organize protests, they attend community meetings, they figure out direct action. She’s kissing fish men and it’s making the papers for the revolutionary act that it is (and the papers can’t even comprehend when Franky Kisses Him). He thinks she’s the most gorgeous beautiful stunning intelligent funny wise woman in the entire world because she IS!

Brook And Jinbei used to Go to Chilis together but then chilis got rid of the 2 for 25 deal (because of inflation) so they’re a little mad about it and are taking direct action against the banks. And trying to find a new restaurant to go to. They’re considering getting into lawn bowling/bocce because bowling nights with everyone are getting too expensive (because inflation is too high! $75 for 4 people to bowl for an hour????? We can have bowling at home!!) but it’s not the same.

And then they all pile up when they sleep too because a cuddle pile ain’t just for the younger crew

[cuntyglam]

we all know the famous frobin scene where franky offers her a ride on his motorcycle, but we never talk about what happens after. brooke gets on the motorcycle with him instead and says “what ? nothing wrong with a little bromance !!” and franky laughs and says “you’re right about that !!”

not to be weird about it but this implies 3 things

1. brooke got onto the motorcycle knowing that franky was trying to flirt with robin

2. brooke was somehow jealous ?? either just because he wanted a ride or for some other reason (possibly a gay reason)

3. that franky doesn’t see anything wrong with two men in love, perhaps even hinting that he himself has the capacity to love another man.

then robin proceeds to leave with jinbe on foot, where she flirts with him and calls him boss the whole time. he is like a spider in her trap. she WILL get him into a poly relationship with her and her husband (franky). and brooke wants in on it too apparently.

some messy one piece older straw hat polycule thoughts. it’s 2 am and i just got back from a shift so i’m exhausted, please understand this post the world needs to know

also apparently it’s spelled “brook” and i’ve been misspelling it this whole time, not going to correct myself in this post, too tired ngl

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ah yes the brook/franky/robin/jimbei polycule also known as the babysitters also known as monkey d luffys biggest enablers

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my piece for the @op-pride-zine 🫶🏻

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this . Came to me

[ms-all-sunday]

nami and robin would debate eachother on who has the better sleeping situation. and tony tony chopper is the tiebreaker in that debate (because hes slept with both groups) and then he would break out the longest list of pros/cons youve ever seen and they would find out chopper has a system for figuring out which group hes going to sleep with if he has options. the general rule being: if its hot, sleep with robin/jimbei/franky/brook. if its cold, sleep with nami/luffy/zoro/usopp/sanji. this is because the non humans + robin run cold, and because the humans run warm. theres also another factor he takes into account which is dampness and smells. humans get sweaty and smelly easily and nonhumans dont, but franky and jimbei and brook don't see any problems in going to sleep Wet With Seawater. so there's a lot of factors he has to take into account.

[jinbedreams]

Thinking so much about Jimbei (wow what's new) and his various relationships with the strawhats and I love Robin flirting with him like she's obviously so attracted to him and it surprises him every time it's so sweet hehe.

Robin's type is big and blue!!!

I can picture Robin and Franky like actively trying to seduce him like waiting for him in his room or something but Jimbei's so polite he would come in and see them on his bed and just be like "oop my apologies I didn't mean to disturb" and try to turn around and leave and Robin has to actively pull him into the room with her devil fruit like come here you big shark we are trying to seduce you Franky even put on his prettiest speedo just for you!!

[makoredeyes]

50, Frost/Red 😘

50- a kiss out of love

Crafty my dude why the flying mcfuck did you go on anon to request one for OUR OCs?! O_o XD

Red sat slumped into his loveseat, filling it as he eyed his husband with narrowed eyes. Frost acted oblivious as he continued to tap away at the datapad where he sat at the table, but every now and then he glanced up subtly, not-quite making eye-contact across the room.

"It's a beautiful day out there," Red murmured. It was. Just beyond their family's sunny little bungalow, the beach called, waves singing against the sand. He could hear the calls and laughter of the others carrying over the water. Red wasn't much of a swimmer, but the siren song of a day of play pulled on him. The magnetism of his Commander General workaholic husband kept him put.

Frost nodded in agreement but kept typing. 

"Kuben is teaching Marco how to surf," Red tried again. "Or trying to."

"Hmm," Frost chuckled. "That must be a show."

"Charlie says he's already wiped out so hard he lost his shorts."

Frost laughed, but kept typing.

"You work too hard," Red huffed.

"Agreed," Frost snorted.

"And who is this report for?" Red stood, circling over to lean over Frost, imposing his significant size over his love. He squinted again in an entirely unnecessary gesture he must have learned from Kuben. "Acquisitions?!" He planted his hands down on the table beside either of Frost's, looming over him. "You don't need to be doing that! That can be delegated! That can be delegated down so low you can't even see it from your level!"

"Yes but-"

"Nope," Red snorted, stepping back and hauling Frost's chair back with him. "No but." He snatched the Commander up out of his seat, making Frost muffle an indignant sound as he was thrown over the Titan's massive shoulder. "No more workey. Beach time!" With that he turned and marched through the living room, out the back door, down the porch steps and across the grassy verge to the sand, grinning when Frost laughed, beginning to kick and fight along the way.

"Hey! Hey!! Knock it off!" He pounded at Red's chest with both fists, but Red ignored him except to give him a good bounce, making him squawk. They were met with several whoops and hollers as they reached the water, Red wading right in with his prize, until he was waist deep.

"Don't you dare, Red!" Frost laughed, still flailing. Red dared. He switched his grip, moving Frost effortlessly to hold him aloft in both hands, and with a mighty heave and a roar, tossed him out into the water.

Frost let out a holler of glee as he flew, and tucked into a spectacular cannon ball before he hit, showering everyone else present in an enormous spray of water and capsizing poor Marco.

He was grinning broadly by the time he paddled back to Red.

"Alright. No more workey," he panted, still laughing. Red scooped him up, cradling him close, and bent his head to indulge in a slow, hungry kiss, the sogginess of husband not bothering him one bit as he slid deep into their bond to pelt him in a heavy wave of love.

"Good," Red growled when they finally parted, his tone making Frost's eyes darken. "That's what I expected to hear."

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liked every comment besides aleix's... i giggled

[teakoodrawz]

" i'm Mark. from this... *reads script* venom universe... "

" Hi! I'm Flakes Marker! nice to meet you! wow! we both look alike! can't wait to tell my professor alternate dimensions are actually real! wait no your character is more different so you're another universe in a different story so like it's the same thing? but also- "

Daku : " IT IS HIM!!! I NEED HIM!!! GET ME TO HIS BODY!!! I MUST TALK TO HIM!!! "

" no i'm not letting you get into his body... " " what? "

Daku : *emerging out* "GET ME INTO HIM NOW!!!! "

" DAKU NO!!!! YOU PROMISE NOT TO EAT ANYONE ANYMORE!!!! "

Daku : " I DID NOT MEANT TO SAY I WOULD EAT HIM!!! "

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! "

[abyssalwyrm0]

Eden gang go to therapy.

Charlie: I'm so happy you all finally accepted to come here!

Adam: I'm just using it as stepping stone to go back to Heaven, If I need to be close to these three fuckers for more time than I would want, then sucks to be me that beggars can't be choosers.

Lucifer: Oh you're just angry because we didn't invite you. If you wasn't such a mysoginist asshole, maybe things could have gone differently~

Adam: As if I would want to be part of your broken polycule!

Lilith: As If we wanted you to join us.

Eve: Actually I would have loved him if he had joined us.

Lilith: Eve!?

Eve: What? He was my husband and surpriselly or not, I loved him.

Adam: If you really loved me you woundn't have cheated on with the two people I hate the most and ruined my life!

Eve: It was a acident! Ruin your life to be more precise, cheat on you was a choice I made.

Adam: Like how Cain was a accident!?

Eve: Cain was the first oops baby but of all things I regret about me, Lilith and Lucifer he isn't one of them, even despite everything....

Adam: Talk this to poor Abel's face, oh I forgot, you can't thanks to your bastard!

Before Eve, who quickly got angry, could say something Charlie left her in the dust.

Charlie: Wait, Cain is my brother!?

Lucifer: We talk about him later, since we are talking about us I guess sooner or later we need to talk about him hehehehehehe.....

Charlie: I won't let any of you avoid it, why I'm only discovering it now!? There's any other lost sibling I need to know!?

Lucifer: Not that I know, Lilith?

Lilith: Why you are looking to me like that?

Lucifer: Well my only childrens are Charlie and Cain, and it isn't like we were monogamous.

Lilith: Despite having been called mother of the Plagues of Mankind, it's just a myth, I have a harder time having childrens than you and believe me, If Charlie have half-childrens you would already know.

Charlie: Ok, good to know about it. Let's go back to your therapy and later on we discuss about my brother.

Lilith: Before it, I would like to ask Eve a question.

Eve: Yes?

The "Mother" of Demons look to the Mother of Mother of Humanity in her eyes.

Lilith: Do you really regret us Evening Star?

Eve: It was good while it lasted, but it didn't compesate all the suffering.

Lilith: Sigh, why I'm the only who don't regreat anything? Why I'm the only who think despite everything it was worth and think we did nothing wrong!?

Lucifer: Lilith, I.....

Eve: Because among us you're the only one who won in the end. Lucifer was cast from his old home into a hell of his own making and me and Adam lost everything that was meant to be ours, meanwhile you got the freedom, power and a realm separate from the gilded cage and heaven you so despised.

Lilith: Maybe because I was the only who tried to make the best of a bad situation. Better on Earth or hell than on a gilded cage without free will.

Adam: Heh, "free will."

Lilith: What you mean with it!?

Adam: You know exactly what I mean with it! If there's another thing that annoys me about you is how you describe that curse as free will! I chose to try to take the control because I wanted to be the top, you chose to leave me and rebel against everything the Elders planned because you desired more than paradise and Eve glady accepted the Apple and ruined everything!

Before Lilith could give her own response Charlie resolved to intervene.

Charlie: Ok, calm down you two before this escalate to a fight. We are here to talk about your problems and resolve them peacefully, we let the talk about the magic of free will for later too.

Lilith: Fine.

Adam: Tsk, let's get over it.

[mushiemellows]

Paradise Polycule We Eat At Every Jimmy Buffets Margaritaville Road Trip Vlog

[cuntyglam]

i love you jimbei franky robin polycule. i can’t even explain how perfect you are but some day i will find the words. i hope you become famous someday

[melatonindeficient]

random not so random arcane parallel or whatever this is

One of my favourite arcane relationships is that between viktor, jayce, and Mel (and not just cause them plus me is my dream polycule).

But another thing about them is how their storylines are so very different yet so deeply similar and intertwined and one of the reasons why is because they, more than anyone, time and time again share the theme that you can't escape where you come from.

I say them more than anyone else because they practically have entire seasons dedicated to that sentiment. Season one is them attempting to escape who they are (jayce, a scientist, Viktor, a person from the undercity, Mel, her family and that past) while season two is them being forced to look that past in the eye and embrace it.

The thing is, this embracing ends up not being for the better with Viktor because in returning to the undercity he feels indebted to "heal" it and then the whole wide world goes to shit. On the other hand, Mel and Jayce are forced to look their demons in the eye and work through them. Mel's case is more obvious, but with Jayce, though he doesn't go back to being a scientist (he can't really do so given the circumstances) and still takes on a leadership role, he does revert back to his initial dream of progress. He does something good for Piltover. That's all he wanted.

But though it was for the worse with Viktor (until the last literal five minutes of the show when he rethought his values and his actions thanks to Jayce) and for the better with Mel and Jayce, it takes elevation for Viktor and degradation for the other two for this change to happen. There is a parallel between Mel and Jayce in which they are both stuck at the bottom of a cave of sorts, and Viktor is quite literally floating in his paradise. It's a sort of heaven and hell, but strange because in this situation Mel and Jayce have little reason to be punished so severly (or at least, if they are being punished so should the eugenist but whatever). I guess it could be commentary on what one deserves based on whether or not they do something about their preconceived beliefs and the circumstances of their birth (because we know that they think pilties = good, zaunites = bad when it's actually the other way around) but that's a whole nother conversation.

But again, the whole heaven hell thing shows that the only way for them (particular Viktor and Jayce in this situation) to undergo great change was to see life from the perspective of someone, at least symbolically, opposite from them (as in going from the top to the bottom of society and vice versa). And it's even odder because the great change that they experience is literally just a reversion to who they were supposed to be from the start. They had to see life in an opposite way to go back to being the same.

It also shows that a person of a "lower class" can be elevated to the heights of heaven and we can call them a success (because they are) but there will forever be something wrong if someone is placed below someone else. All it proves is that the existence of a class with more power than another is bullshit.

Ekko (and alternate Powder) says that sometimes the only way to move forward is to leave some stuff behind but with Mel, Jayce, and Viktor the only way to move forward was to quite literally do the opposite: they had to reaccept what they'd left behind to do some good, real good in the world.

[t0ast-ghost]

“Since the Cerritos is statistically the horniest and least romantically committed crew in Starfleet, we have no married officers aboard.”

- Lower Decks S4 EP6

First off if this is referring to just their current time period then yes I’d probably agree BUT since it’s a show and I think the creators were making a clever nod towards other shows I’d like to point out some things

This’ll get long. (Spoilers for TOS, TNG, DS9, & SNW)

TOS:

Both Spock and McCoy are divorced (McCoy twice over)

Whatever was going on between Spock and Chapel ???

Kirk is apparently too committed to the enterprise (yeah definitely the ship… nobod-nothing else) to commit to any of the women that he has definitely fucked

Kirk didn’t commit to Carol Marcus and she had his son

The Shore Leave episode

Theodore Sturgeon’s letter about the Shore Leave episode

Episodes with “Paradise” in their name

Must I bring up Amok Time?

Half the crew is just in love with the ship and all their relationships fail. The one time someone tries to get married their spouse dies

TNG:

Jean Luc is happy as is … Q however

Q is the horniest motherfucker for that frenchman and I’m counting him

Riker

Beverly with the ghost

Oh yeah Jean Luc literally kills two spouses (Crusher and Sisko) he’s actively uncommitting the romantics

The show’s SECOND EPISODE is where everyone gets super horny and fucks each other

Even the “emotionless” android gets some (I cannot blame Tasha one bit, Godspeed)

That’s all I remember from this show

DS9:

JADZIA DAX MY QUEEN

Julian Bashir’s original name was Dr. Amoros. He is doctor dick.

Lwuxana Troi wants Odo so bad but that goop ain’t committing

Whatever is going on between Odo and Quark

Need I mention Garak?

Mirror universe (Kira is about to kiss herself)

Almost every character is dating each other in this show and they made it canon for several but they all fall apart (Except Rom and Leela cause they’re perfect)

The O’Brien polycule… I drew it out but it got more complicated than the O’Briens (basically Julian is best friends with Miles who is married to Keiko. Keiko was on a shuttle while pregnant with Julian and Kira when there was a crash and Julian had to transfer the child from Keiko into either him or Kira, so Kira volunteered. She ends up living with the O’Brien’s while carrying the child and bonds with both of them (to the point both she and Miles think it’s weird). Kira eventually gets with Odo who is Quark’s nemesis and Quark is crushing on Jadzia who is exes with Julian who is (somewhat unknowingly) courting Garak. Jadzia Dax becomes married to Worf but I think her and Sisko have definitely fucked. Sisko is married to Kasidy and enemies with Gul Dukat who reciprocates that but is also fixated on Kira who hates him. Did I miss something?)

Now, I bet they did not count DS9 in their statistics because it’s a station not a ship but also because they’d always win this contest

SNW:

Spock and T’Pring

Spock and Chapel

Spock and Kirk

Other Kirk and La’an

Kirk and Carol ???

(All of them fail that’s why I bring it up)

Pelia has been married to another woman (not canon but it’s gotta have happened, right?)

Whatever was going on between Una and Neera in the court episode

There’s no way Uhura’s in a relationship (they might set her up with Scotty next season but I’d like to see her and Chapel)

The others do not seem romantically committed to other people

Pike’s weird dinner parties

To be honest Lower Decks is maybe the most outright vulgar in its language but most of the time it’s a feel good show about a bunch of best friends. Their captain is married, their CMO and head security officer are in a (happy?) relationship, and third thing here.

I haven’t seen any of Voyager or Enterprise and I don’t think Discovery is that horny/romantically uncommitted

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i miss them ... so bad .... iii final four come baaaccckkkkkk