#paper eating

[hunnyglue]

ACTUALLY SCRATCH THE LAST POST IGNORE THAT

I ACTUALLY DID SMTH LMAO

I keep seein those videos where people write "I" and "U" on their cheeks and stick out their tongue with a paper with something written, usually saying "Love" or smth 😭

imagine if Wakko tried doin that

I KINDA HC WAKKO TO HAVE SOME TROUBLE KEEPING HIS TONGUE INSIDE LIKE his tongue is too big for his mouth so he jst 😝 he's literally rubbing off on me i keep sticking out my tongue for no reason

[normal0person]

Paper Eater

[astrofishassist]

I heard someone saying something about people who eat paper not being hot, and well, I'd like to formally disprove them.

Fgod!Blueberror by @ask-fgod

@confusedgoblin because this is their fault-

[snailofkale]

just ate a whole lollipop stick. not bad tbh.

edit: 2 and a half now

[ashbunny2027]

Soooooo - Did op eat the paper????! 😮

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

[potatobugz]

objects loving objects baby!!!!

[shenzhiheng]

Interview with the Vampire | 2.04 | I Want You More Than Anything in the World

[pa-pa-plasma]

love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*

[shriika]

nina, victor, and their beloved pet scientist voted "most hated polycule" by the powers that be

[doctorsiren]

Part 1

next ->

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 162

“So,” Danny drawled from where he was sitting, legs kicking slightly. Really, what a fun reincarnation. A world with heroes and villains where he didn’t have to do shit in and could just vibe with Ellie. 

“So,” Tim responded from where he was typing on his computer, mostly in civilian clothes save for his gauntlets and boots. The Red Robin outfit was haphazardly dropped across the couch and his pole leaning against the end. 

“Technically there’s proper procedures for clones…” Danny motioned to both himself and Ellie from where they sat on the counter, snacking on a plateful of scones. From Alfred, he was certain. 

“Technically, yes… but do we want to actually do that?” 

All three of them smiled, something almost feral in the motion. Of course not. They all had the same memories after all, and Bruce had just returned from the past, from exactly where and when Tim had said he was. Despite no one believing him, hence why they were in his boathouse, and not in the apartment or manor. 

“Think we can pull it off?” Ellie took a sip of tea, mischief swirling in her eyes. 

“Of course we can.” Both Danny and Tim spoke at once, one pulling up a new doc and the other pulling the whiteboard out from under a curtain. 

[bklily]

Something about the history book on the shelf.

[cuntylouis]

You're going to break it off with him, aren't you? Well, it had to happen. Doomed, always doomed.

[ravewing]

*ancient seafloor rumbling*

YOU'RE LISTENING TO

*scuttling of trilobites*

107.9

*crunching of exoskeleton*

REAL ANOMALOCARIS FM

*undulating of imbricating lateral lobes*

WHERE WE ROCK THE PRIMORDIAL DEPTHS!

*bubbling underwater sounds*

NO MODERN TUNES HERE, JUST PALEOZOIC ROCK!

*ocean waves crashing*

*clicking of appendages*

THIS AIN'T YOUR SOFT-BODIED ORGANISM'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[lotus-pear]

happy thanksgiving!! i'm thankful for soukoku

[vixenfoxpup]

I need more dca fics to read, not just because they're all so cool and special and unique-

I want to collect their y/n's in my pocket, and bring back the y/nverse. All of them in a lil pocket dimension (the dca stay in their respective stories, this place is reserved for the self inserts and side characters/family to interact. The boys can have their own pocket dimension)

The y/ns live on the same street or apartment complex, being bunched into groups that are roomies

For example. Bamsara's Solar Lunacy y/n, Paper-Lilypie's CCRT y/n, and bones-of-a-rabbit's staffbot y/n. SB is there so CCRT can perform routine maintenance, plus CCRT can be a but messy, plus they could help clean up after ccrt's kids. SL is where, you may ask? Their room has been vacant for some time, but CCRT and SB keep it clean and regularly dusted, out of respect. They don't know if or when their friend will return, but they'll be welcome at any time.

Naffeclipse's y/ns share a suite, probably.

spadillelicious's LDR y/n could stay with saltciphblr's lovebug au y/n

Again, I need to read more to get a better feel of the different wonderful y/n's

This probably won't be uploaded, maybe someday, but this is mostly self indulgence that my brain has been blasting on repeat all day

Into the y/nverse, I raise you from the depths