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Sorcerer bbeg who subtle casts time stop mid monologue.

The party is trying to resist the allure of his moral justifications. And suddenly there's fire everywhere, and the bad guy is gone. They have to roll a dex save at disadvantage, and then initiative. Meanwhile sorcerer McGee is greater invisible, and covered in as many buffs as 2d4+1 rounds could get him.

Actually, nevermind. This is cruel. No one's players deserve this...

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in a stroke of art, my ap chemistry teacher accidentally sent our class a picture of her cat

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I haven’t played this game in so so long but otherworldly forces compelled me to draw this

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do we think chocolate guy is gay?

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I've grown very fond of the Florans lately, thanks in no small part to the legacy Greenfinger. The sharp juxtaposition of an individual to the group really did it for me, it seems.

Unfortunately, this fond interest always comes with the side effect of really looking into the subject and finding all the things it could've been, but never was.

I just can't fully vibe with their canon theme. They're fascinating, they used to be even more fascinating in the old lore – but this just ain't it, chief. "Oh, we're deriving our fictional races from real-world cultures, let's imply that half of them tribal people are impulsive illiterate man-eaters." Sure, fam. Gotchu. I'm sure that's not exactly what you meant, but it still doesn't read too-too well. Not likey.

Anyway, I've been exploring other options. Here, have one. Hold it carefully, it's of great importance to me. It sits on these vicious vibrant plant people so well. The things they could've been.

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Yayyy I finally actually finished something all the way through !!

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Commisions

So, I've been trying to wiggle my way into actually doing commissions for awhile.

Since I really don't feel great about my linework and shading and whatnot, only sketches are available.

For now I'm just doing requests until I've completed 5 pieces or get a proper handle on if I actually want to do commissions-

I'll make a side blog for this thing eventually. If you want me to make you a font it's 10$ right now.

Anywho, I'm happy to answer questions on the matter! Maybe see y'all?

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The Shape of Ideas

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Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

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(They're talking about their siblings)

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Only two of Samus Aran's five dads have (provably) committed war crimes, which if we're being honest is actually quite good for a protagonist in her position.

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They are socializing... 🥺

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HIM LITERALLY, YEAH GUYS???? I need this cup of Cross btw

I hope no one's gonna eat me for this fbfhfbfhfbfhhhhh😟😟😟

★—Cross belongs to jakei95

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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

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Do you ever think about how almost all of N’s Pokémon throughout the first games were one offs he released after he battled you, how he cared about them all deeply enough that he thought it would be selfish to have them battle more than necessary. And do you ever think about how this is the case with all his Pokémon EXCEPT his Klinklang in the final battle at the league, where the second to last battle he had a Klink and this Klinklang is very likely that same Pokémon? Do you think this was a visual representation of his mindset wavering from a fixed point? How that Klink refused to leave him right away and he couldn’t bring himself to force them to leave because his mind is in so many different directions? He can keep them around just a little longer until he becomes champion, it won’t be long, he can bend things some so long as he doesn’t fully stray from his path…right?

Or is that just me am I the only one willing to be insane about Klinklang of all Pokémon