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i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

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Nandor giving Guillermo the P.I. Undercover: New York Season 3 Hoodie in S06E08 + Nandor with Guillermo's Sweater in S05E08

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Um okay I literally only saw the gif of the kiss this morning and I figured that it would be fine but I'm watching the episode rn and. No I think this is actually worse than spn. Nadja saying "this is the ending audiences want" and then THAT'S when we see it??? So it doesn't fit narratively (a lie obviously) and the only way you can cram it in is for the rabid fujoshis in the audience. No this is worse. This is so much worse this feels like being actively mocked lmao

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what level of fucking hellish reality are we living in where even the shows with queer characters manage to still queerbait us

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Omg wwdits never even met the criteria for good queer rep that GLAAD itself established lmao

And for the record, this is not about the poly part. I've written vamily polycule fanfiction and it was honestly my dream ending. Also fuck respectability politics. I'm exclusively talking about the promiscuity bit lol

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on the wwdits ending and queerbaiting:

a lot of yall didn't live through the 90s and 2000s when off camera non-sexual not-shown-only-implied queer relationships in media were all we got. we held onto every last crumb and watched the creators deny any gay intent (because of network censorship etc.) and we just accepted it.

I do NOT want to go back to that. WWDITS brought us back to that.

the creators intentionally hit every textbook romantic beat with nandermo and teased it for years and then turned around and essentially said the fans were sick perverts for wanting them to kiss on screen when they literally showed lazlo giving bodyswapped nadja doll/colin robinson who lazlo was a father figure for backshots but noooo nandermo is too kinky because it's his boss??

don't act like it's out of character because nandor is shown to be forward with his affections towards women and sexual with men, and has spent his whole character arc searching for a wife. guillermo has spent his whole character arc coming back to his love for nandor again and again in new ways.

yes their love is pure and transcendent and whatever but showing them kiss or fuck doesn't sully that!! it deepens and confirms it!! sex is not impure!!

yes nandermo is canon, it's confirmed in the finale in the implications and stolen glances. but that is NOT ENOUGH for me. it's a cop-out.

saying "these two are kissing but only when the cameras are off" does a disservice to gay fans who remember the time when that's all we had.

if you're going to market your media as queer you have to ACTUALLY SHOW THE QUEERNESS ON SCREEN.

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Nandor + Guillermo + each other's beds

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this "it's not queerbait, all of the characters are queer" defense is getting old. aside from one single scene with guillermo the only time any of these characters queerness is shown is when it's played for a joke. i don't care what the textbook definition of queerbait is. what this show has done was lure queer people in with the promise of an all queer cast of characters and then literally never deliver on it. it IS queerbait.

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ah yes, steven universe: skull fracture, my favorite show

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seeing a lot of people suggest that healthcare CEOs should go into hiding or employ more private security and i could not possibly disagree more. you can't live the rest of your life in fear. i think it's imperative that they get back to work, in person at least 3 days a week at the headquarters address listed on their company's website.

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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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shout out to hairy dykes. dykes with a bush, dykes with hairy armpits, dykes with a happy trail. shout out to dykes with a happy trail and uhhh yeah dykes with happy trails. shout out to butches with happy trails and

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that’s how you write a headline

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Fucked up that you have to go to work during the winter. Should be curled up in a little nest with several months' supply of food stocked up right now.