#papaya ask

[grooviestsadpapaya]

You know what would have made for an interesting interaction? Tulin, Teba, and Saki reacting to Link literally losing one of his arms. I always found it odd that Tulin being the young, blunt and curious type, or Teba the incredibly blunt one, never once question what happened to Link's arm. Like hello, your treasured Hylian companion (and possibly adopted son) disappeared and then showed up sporting a very alien looking arm.

Link buddy one arm’s worth of fur will not help against -50 degree weather and mountain winds

But yeah, I honestly think they’d be concerned at first but he’d be like “time god donated it after demon god borrowed it” and they’d accept that

[kolbalissh]

no fucking way this is real they were 100% playing strip poker what else is the explanation of having his whole tits out like that

[papayadays]

🎻 102 + Lando please xx

a/n: ahhhh sasha!! ilysm because i was just so inspired for this 😚

102 — night changes by one direction

“does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes?”

you and lando stepped out the packed venue, hands intertwined. as you two made your way in the throng of people, you were stopped by quite a few people who wanted to talk to the driver’s championship runner up. of course, it was expected at the fia end of year gala. you made sure to dress nice for today, wearing a red dress that had been around for a few years, but was one of your favorites. before you had left, lando was dangerously close to ruining all of your makeup, claiming your dress as the cause.

now, as you two walked out into the cool evening air, the night was wrapping up. lando’s fifth season in f1 was wrapping up. you’d been by his side since his first race and you couldn’t be prouder of how far he’d come. all the highs and lows, you’d seen it all. but it still didn’t quite sink in that it had already been five seasons. five years.

you glanced down at your dress, slightly self-conscious. five years you and lando had been dating. but that was a long time to stay with the same person, especially for a global celebrity with countless of people vying for a chance. you couldn’t help but feel like maybe lando would start to get sick of you, or that his feelings for you would fade over time. it was silly, but with all that time, you felt that you were holding him back in a small sense.

“hey, the gala’s over, no need to fuss over your dress,” lando chuckled, pulling you from your thoughts as he lead you to his car. once you two were in the more secluded area of the parking lot, lando grinned, adding, “and plus, you look beautiful in that dress.”

you smiled, getting into the passenger seat as lando started the car. as the car passed by buildings and towns and parks, your eyes stayed fixed on the moon, casting a glow inside the dim car. the windows were down and the breeze tousled your hair as you tried to stop it from flying. but as you reached a red light, lando didn’t think he had seen a more beautiful sight.

your eyes flitted to the moon once more, mind wandering to all the times you had looked at the moon before, thinking of lando. if only you knew how many times he had done the same. you felt lando take your hand in his, giving it a small squeeze. “lan?” you asked.

“yeah?” he responded, eyes still on the road.

“i’ve been thinking, and it’s already your fifth season,” you said softly. “isn’t it crazy just how fast everything changes?”

lando grinned, bringing your hand up to his lips and pressing a gentle kiss to your knuckles. the mere action made you blush despite all the years being with him. “i wouldn’t have it any other way, love,” he murmured. “and we’re not going to change.”

you turned to look at him. “no?”

“no, of course not,” lando replied, so confidently that hope surged in your chest. “even if everything else is changing, me and you won’t. we’ve made it this far - five whole years. and i can’t wait for the next five. and more. y’know why?”

“why?” you asked, playing along.

“because i love you,” lando said simply, and it made your heart flutter.

you squeezed his hand. “i love you too, lan.” with a smile on your lips, you turned your gaze back to the night sky, content.

joyce's birthday bash! 😽

[twinkodium]

CRYING INTO MY PILLOW 😭

[wisteriagoesvroom]

"i am not seeing the landoscar vision this year–" bro imma stop you there. was rome built in a day. are we or are we not collectively insane enough to ship whatever we want. other fandom ships have literally been pieced together with twigs. powered by fumes. launched via the tiniest scraps of barest interaction in canon. you do not need more acorns to last the cold season, we in fact have a store of them right under the trapdoor here and the party is still going. you must believe in the power of your imagination, of your delusion, if you are to last this winter season of (dis)content. you must light your candles and believe. we defy the odds that are stacked against us (FIA said no more mclaren unboxed). for one day the sun will shine again (mclaren double podium). and we will stand in the blinding light (tumblr dashboard) knowing that we were the few devoted (insane) enough to hold up the banner and cry "ONE NATION UNDER PAPAYA TWINK RPF!"

[housecow]

Have you mixed heavy cream and ice cream yet? It’s delicious, and so calorie dense. Someone like you could easily gain fifty pounds in two months if that were a nightly habit.

haha YES this is what i did (+nutella and fruit) to gain 35lbs in 3 months last summer… i can’t do that now for a few reasons but i learned that heavy cream and chocolate syrup/chocolate milk is pretty good 🥺

[valyrfia]

call me fred because i am also strangely optimistic about ferrari this weekend

I don't want to get my hopes up because Silverstone is basically a home race for most teams due to their factories being based nearby and thus their cars will have been tested/built for this sort of climate/conditions (whereas Ferrari is built for the glorious sun of Maranello), but the FPs so far....oh I am a religious woman when it comes to Scuderia Ferrari and I am praying and manifesting. A Max and Charles villain arc podium at Silverstone would be just glorious.

[featheredsnek]

Do you have a real favorite snake? Is it one of your characters?

Like, in terms of species? I'm a big fan of cobras!! Hoods make a snek STYLISH And from them came Sethraks, and from them came all the hooded roomsnakes! Like Taylah and Papaya hehh

art by @Spacey_Nood on twitter!

[leslielumarie]

May I suggest Vance(?) with short hair?

yes.

he daydreams of murder.

[scarlettclownose]

I made bracelets of my fav trio at the function

[grooviestsadpapaya]

if link were a chimera like falin, what would his dragon/bird part be?

FALIN TOUDEN MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHH 💥 I love her so much btw. Idk, I think he’d be some kinda bearded vulture type beat? But otherwise still a big chumby pigeon.

Had I not been artfighting you might’ve gotten something a bit more detailed because these are two things I love very much (I don’t post abt dunmeshi but laios is my fave <3) but duty calls and I must attack people. Anyways. He wants soup and Remedy can’t cook very fast.

[wwraithsart]

🙊?

Share your latest silly doodle with no context

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[papayadays]

🧋+ fmk franco lando oscar 👀

NOOOOO how could you do this to me? 😭😭😭 /lh ofc

to prelude, i'm so sorry eve but

fuck lando

marry oscar

kiss (the other option that i don't want to put because i do love him) franco

i literally love all three i could not choose

<33

[twinkodium]

Your honour post strip poker they were in love at the McLaren Xmas party

in a span of 24 hours they were attending the fia gala, flew back together, played strip poker and went to the mclaren christmas party??? glued together forever!! 🫠🫠 csnt be separated!!

lando heart eyes norris!!! can’t take his eyes off oscar in his pretty suit OHMYGOD

the messy hair and sweet smile of oscar HOLY SHIT and the suit!! highlight of my day seeing him in a suit AGAIN 😮‍💨😮‍💨

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SENDING THESE TO ME 🧡🫶🏼

[oscurl]

Ferrari could never pull this shit even if they tried their hardest to make their drivers like each other

[skitskatdacat63]

those 2011 pics remind me of hard the McLaren race suits used to fuck, I loved the vodafone era suits so much 🥹

YES AGREED!!! I love the Vodafone McLaren livery, literally peak!!!!!

Thank you for sending this ask bcs now I get to talk about 2011 in particular. There were these special Saturday race suits and they're all so pretty!!! Hugo Boss did a design competition to celebrate their partnership with McLaren and different artists made different designs for the Quali days. They're so beautiful 🥹🥹 Why can't they do anything fun like that now???? I digress, I went through all the Qualis and compiled pics of all of them!!