#papa solly

[y0ur-val3ntine]

him again!!!!

[melondaskelet0n]

"But Dad- you said—"

"Not this time, Melon..-"

[melondaskelet0n]

DAD

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

TIN SOLDIER!!!! MAGGOTTT!!!!1!1!!

[listenupcupcakes]

GENERAL JANE!

I WANT TO ASK YOU HOW AMERICAN IS THIS THING?

THE SCALE RANGES FROM " DIRTY COMMUNIST" TO "🦅🦅🦅"

THAT LOOKS VERY AMERICAN!

ON A SCALE OF “DITY COMMUNIST” TO “🦅🦅🦅”

IT IS THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER

[awwfullybigadventure]

Hight Tower little adventures with @kessavel. 

Scout’s races, demo’sand solly’s explodes & suicides, and mothers-and-daugthers play included.

[bobamilkk]

Birthday Wish - Drabble Concept

——

Spy was no stranger to sitting on the roof, watching as the others ran about in the dark like idiots. Soldier and Demo had gotten ahold of water guns, running around and spraying everyone with ice cold water-which would have been nice if it was during the day but the deserts night was already freezing enough. Pyro ran around taunting the others. It’s was all fun and games until Heavy had found their bucket of ice water and threw it at them. This happened every time they all gathered outside for an event and it typically ended in them all hating their very existence the next morning.

The only difference to normal? Scout wasn’t out there bullying Spy into coming out of hiding and joining them. He wasn’t calling the Frenchman a coward and throwing water balloons at his hiding place. Instead, the boy was sitting beside Spy, legs pulled up to his chest and face hidden in his knees. For once in his life he wasn’t talking, him watching the others with a strange sadness. Spy finally sighed and lit a cigarette,”What’s wrong, lapin? I’m surprised you’re not spending your birthday with those idiots.”

Scout shrugged.

He took a deep breath of smoke, blowing it out in rings,”You never did tell us what you wished for. That’s not like you.”

The younger mercenary hesitated, turning his head away from Spy and mumbling.

“Speak up.”

“I wish ya actually bothered ta show to mah birthdays as a kid. Would’ve been nice to spend time with my Pa growin’ up.”

Spy’s throat clenched up, whatever smug response he had dying on his tongue. He looked away from his son quietly.

—

Spy wasn’t exactly expecting to be woken up early. Not with how much the others had drank the night before. They had even forced alcohol down his throat for crying out loud. And what he was expecting even less? To wake up to the sound of pure panicked, confused screaming.

“WHAT DO I DO WITH IT-“

“PA!”

“DON’ HOLD IT LIKE THAT, SOLLY-“

“PAPA!”

“DON’T HAND IT TO ME-ZAT ZING IS FILTHY-“

“I WANT MY PAPA!”

He sighed roughly and wrapped his blanket around himself, stepping out to see what hell had the audacity to ruin his precious sleep. And what he saw had him take a double take. Seven grown men stood around the common room table, letting out a series of confused screams and shouts as Soldier held a toddler out as far away from him like some rabies ridden wild animal. The toddler was squirming and screaming louder than all seven of them combined, face a brighter red than the massive shirt that draped over his body. The screaming child couldn’t have been older than four, tears and snot soaking it’s face.

“PAPA!”

He couldn’t have been older than four…the same age as when Spy left…Jeremy…

…

…Shit.

[y0ur-val3ntine]

I couldn't help myself

[melondaskelet0n]

MELON.

I HAVE HEARD FROM SOMEONE YOU NEED A HUG.

GET OVER HERE, I WILL GIVE YOU A HUG AND STRANGLE WHATEVER SADNESS IS INSIDE OF YOU AND MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T COME BACK!

( @soldier-tf2-america 🇺🇲)

Yes please dad :(

I'm just sad because I miss you :[

*HUUUUUUUGGGGG*

I love you dad/p

[y0ur-val3ntine]

Thank s

Imagine your parent f/o hosting a barbeque. They're flipping burgers. They're mingling. They're telling everyone about just how incredible you are, how proud they are of you. They're burning burgers.

[itadori-san]

ship your moots with svt members 🤍

tysm for sending this in anonie <3 i had fun doing this skdbmdbe (i hope people know it's v lighthearted!!!)

@coupsnim with cheollie!! izzie is a v kind soul and quite reserved and patient, and i feel like cheol's competitive energy will be calmed down by her and it'd be cute 😭💗

@yoonzinoswife w hannie!! first of all, it is the law to do this. second of all, it makes the most sense??? they're the power chaos couple who'll burn down kitchens together <3

@joshuas w shoe!! also the law to do this. but also ria is super kind and finds happiness in small things (super unhinged too) and i feel like shoe and her would just bake cakes and cakes and cakes and cakes (and brioche)

@hao-are-xu with junnie!! vee likes it when things are normal, you know, when the hair is on the head,, and i feel like jun is completely against the head on hair narrative so though i think this is a match made in hell, i think it's perfect <3

@ohoshi w soonie!! he can't cook, and he can't technology,, SOMEONE'S gotta help him and that's cora cause she's the strongest person out there and probably the only one who could probably calm him down <3

@wonkwans w wonu!! i think lee is someone who wishes she had people who would listen to her,, and wonu is def the listening type!! he'd know what to say to make her feel better <3 library?? w wonu??? and he's wearing glasses?? LEE

@soonhoonsol w uji!! CHEY IS ADORABLE OKAY? SHE IS KIND AND SHE IS SMOL AND SHE GIVES GOOD HUGS. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS SMOL AND KIND AND GIVES GOOD HUGS BUT PROBABLY HIDES IT?? JIHOON. IT'S A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN THEY'LL BE SO CUTE I'M GONNA CRI-

@tomlinsun w seokmin!! from what i've seen of claudia she is v v v funny and she is also v v v kind and talented!! i feel like seokmin would be the happiest sunshine ever w her <3

@parkjinwoos w boo!! ik papa is jinjin BUT LISTEN mara has the same spiritual energy as seungkwan. she's super funny and she takes REALLY good care of you. and what's better than one seungkwan??? TWO OF THEM <3 IMAGINE THE SOFTNESS IMAGINE THE CHAOS IT'S AMAZING

@seungcy w mingyu!! i just think of lucy as the female version of seungkwan and then i think of all the times mingyu has had to hold him back SIGH sjbendb also!! she'd fluster him quite a lot i can see it

@reyofseokshine w hao!! i feel like both of them would support each other well?? idk how to explain it but when i think of hao having someone next to him while he drinks hot tea as the rain pours down it'd be rey <3

@hannietonin w sollie!! yes i take vernon. he's mine. i'm not sharing him. THE LOML <3

@leech4ns w channie!! 'TIS THE LAW PT. 3 I MUST AND I WILL ALWAYS SAY THIS!!! sollie is adorable and soft and chan's the type who'd probably make a fool of himself for her IT'S ADORABLE MY HEART-

[kamikaze-187]

so.. Here's another one of my dumb ideas.

Just dropping stuff don't mind me, also an apology for not posting too often but I have my reasons. Oh! I almost forgot. Happy pride month to everyone that see this… Thing.

Soldier is a biker who loves street racing and messing with law causing troubles around. He is dangerously skilled in the streets, he is seeing around mostly with his beloved-handmade bike he called "El Charro Negro". He belongs to, and also co-founder, of the most feared biker gang in the city along with his best buddy demoman.

Engie is a simple man and a florist whose only goal is to live a quiet and nice life, also a nerd (hoping to one day finally find what he has been looking for the last few years) plus he hates danger. He moves into the city trying his luck hoping for the best.

One day while the gang was causing trouble in the streets like always, they run into Dell causing the poor man to get scared and break one of his most beloved pots that contained one of his favorite flowers that he really cherish. solly seeing that, stop's immediately leaving the others move ahead, feeling a bit of pity for the little man so he helps him out bringing to him the same kind of flower that he sees the other day when he was driving out of the road.

At first dell doesn't suit with the idea of having someone like solly around, just because of the way he dress and how he acts towards others, but his papa teach him to never judge a book for his cover and without knowing he gets a liking for the other because he was the first person that was really kind to him since he arrives in the City.

And so over time, solly gradually separated from the rest of the gang, hardly showing up or participating in the planned activities because he is spending most of his time with dell. and demoman fears that this strange behavior coming from his best buddy will affect the future state of what they have both built over the years.

dell does not know that solly belongs to a biker gang, and a really dangerous one. since they met, the biker never told the florist the truth about himself just because he wants to keep him safe from the danger.

[takataapui]

17, 25, 36, 55, 89, 131 (hope that's not too many 😅)

thank u sm!!! definitely not too much, i love doing these things!

17. a book with a yellow cover

does my journal count? i can't think of any others, so i'm gonna count my pretty yellow journal haha

25. a book by your favourite author

hmmm, i have a few fav authors, so I'll go with 'to be taught, if fortunate' by Becky Chambers.

36. a book that mentions time in the title

jeez, okay, uhhhh, checking my 2021 reading tracker to see if i read any with time in the title?? does 'The Fifth Season' count?? oh omg wait, no, I've got it: 'This is How You Lose the Time War' by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone.

55. a book with a satisfying ending

okay, call me weird here, but the ending to 'Challenger Deep' by Neal Shusterman (which is one of my favourite books), fills me with contentness everytime. like, the psychosis will come back, it always will, but he knows now what it is like and that he can fight against it without being swept away to sea.

89. a book that disappointed you

'Honouring Your Ancestors: A Guide to Ancestral Veneration' by Mallorie Vaudoise. Saw a quote from it on tumblr, read it, discovered that that quote was like the only good paragraph, and the rest was intensely xtian and catholic, when it claimed to be for people of all sorts of spiritualities.

131. recommend any book you like

this is the hardest one you've asked me. even harder than yellow cover!!! ok ok. 'Tōku Papa' by Ruby Solly if you're Aotearoa NZ based, and 'Wanderhome' by Jay Dragon if you're not Aotearoa NZ based. (Wanderhome IS a rulebook yes, but it fundamentally changed how I view ttrpgs, sooooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

thank you so much, e hoa!!! <3 <3 <3

[lexotani]

Trudeau thotë se Papa Françesku duhet të kërkojë falje për rolin e kishës në shkollat rezidenciale pasi 1000 trupa u gjetën në varre masive

Sistemi i shkollës rezidenciale, i cili funksionoi midis 1831 dhe 1996, largoi rreth 150,000 fëmijë autokton nga familjet e tyre dhe i solli në shkollat ​​rezidenciale të krishtera, kryesisht katolike, të drejtuara në emër të qeverisë federale.

Kryeministri Kanadez Justin Trudeau tha të premten se ai i kishte kërkuar Papës që të vinte në Kanada për të kërkuar falje për rolin e Kishës Katolike në drejtimin e shkollave rezidenciale për fëmijë autoktonë, pasi gati 1000 trupa u gjetën në dy varre masive.  “Unë kam folur personalisht drejtpërdrejt me Shenjtërinë e Tij Papa Françesku për ti treguar se nuk është e rëndësishme vetëm që ai të…

[shitty-tf2-headcanons]

update to sims 4 tf2!! Engie married a single mother of 3. Her adult son got Solly's wife pregnant before Sol met her and now he's raising Engie's step-son's kid

Holy crap this is the plot twist of the century!!!

I'm happy for Engie and all and I hope they're one big happy family but holy shit what's going on with the older son!?

Solly is just raising this kid while this kid's real dad just walks by like he just didn't fuck Solly's wife once and got her preggers.

Fuck that older son for being such a dead beat!! But good on Solly and Engie for being such good step papas uwu

[itsthesinbin]

Poly Soldier and Engineer family fluff with their fem s/o? A set of twins (Engie fathered one Solly the other)?

If you like my work, consider commissioning me!

Poly Soldier and Engineer (Team Fortress 2)

Soldier and Engineer take turns taking care of the kids when you’re busy. Soldier is “dad” and Engineer is “Pa”/”Papa”.

Soldier and Engineer already look kinda similar, so the twins never really figure out that they, technically, have different biological fathers. You never feel the need to let them know, either, as it doesn’t change anything. You three all take care of the kids anyway, no need to confuse them with genetics.

Soldier helps them work out as they get older, and Engineer teaches them basic repair skills.

The two men get equal time with the kids, but one will end up taking after a father more than the other. Ironically, Engineer’s kid takes after Solider, and Soldier’s bio kid takes after Engineer.

[rainbowdelicsunshine]

Here to add another bit of info for this AU:

In this AU, all 8 Mercs (excluding Scout obvs) are in a big chaotic mess of a polycule, hence all 8 of them (yes even Spy) are very involved in raising their kiddo and all 8 are considered to be her father (with different nicknames for each one such as Papa, Daddy, Pa, etc)

Also a couple years later, they all decide to have another kiddo so their daughter can now have a little sibling to play with (specifically a little brother) (biologically this time they're just related to Solly and Engie cuz they felt the most strongly towards the subject)

Yeah, this is all basically projection and self indulgence, enjoy!

(I'm taking a big risk in letting this idea out of confinement since it's a pretty fuckin wacky one this time, brace yerselfs!)

TF2 AU Idea: You know how in the TF2 Comics how Medic was able to surgically insert baboon uteruses into people?

Well, since we all know that Medic is the pure epitome of a Mad Scientist and loves to experiment on bodies, most likely even his own

He would've come up with the seemingly asinine and morbid idea to give himself a baboon uterus (don't think he wouldn't do this to himself lol), create a way to combine all the Mercs' and his own "DNA" into one egg (excluding Scout since I see him being a eldest kid/older brother figure in this kinda AU) in order to have a child thats biologically related to all 8 Mercs (a daughter in this case)

All this in order to Medic to have a way to keep himself and all the Mercs together as one big found family if and when there comes the end of the war between the Mann Brothers, so even the Administrator would have a hard time separating the group!

Yeah, they're all too attached to each other to not pull off a fucking cuckoo bananas idea just to stick together as the Unit they are (and Scout gets a new little sister out of it too)!

(this is also slightly based on a dream I had at around 15/16 years old that was basically just me being Sniper's daughter, so it was fun to remember for this)!