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There's no such thing as overpreparing for love.
Happy (late) Rarijack Valentine's.
#mlp#rarity#applejack#rarijack#my art#fanart#comic#the grand galloping 20s#bonbon#rose#my little pony#aj is 100% the type to overthink/overdo things especially for people she cares about#panics because she starts second guessing her valentines plans for rarity so she buys out the entire flower boutique cuz she can't remember#her favorite flower. “ten boxes of chocolates is better than one right???” meanwhile rarity gives extremely thoughtful handmade gifts
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pre-dadstarion shenanigans
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#bg3#baldur's gate 3#dadstarion#astarion#tavstarion#tav#pregnancy cw#ft dorian being as delicate and eloquent as ever#bonus of having 5 older siblings: you don't have to buy any clothes for your child yourself#i don't think astarion would get emotional he'd just panic#that's a whole ass person
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guy who spends all his money on demonia boots
#my art#dc#thad thawne#thaddeus thawne#inertia#continuing my mall goth thad propaganda#he should go through a dozen eyeliner pencils a month#he should be one bad day away from buying a box of manic panic and staining the bathtub irreversibly
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I see a lot of posts about Danny seeing Jason and immediately thinking he’s a baby ghost and wanting to adopt him but what if it’s the other way around?
What if Jason sees Danny and is hit with oh my god that’s a baby, who left a baby unattended out on the street?? He needs help, gotta protect him, mine, yeah he’s mine now, I got u lil guy don’t worry
Meanwhile 15 yr old Danny is like um hi?? And promptly gets kidnapped. But he just lets it happen because he’s actually feeling the safest he’s ever felt in his life with this guy, and Danny’s core immediately recognizes Jason as parental figure and just relaxes Danny 100%
Jasons feeling like Danny is a helpless baby while Danny feels safe, protect, calm, safe, relax, and he just lets Jason take him home. Neither are really sure why or what is going on with them but they’re not gonna stop it.
I think it’s because Danny’s own parents kinda suck and any other ghost that he’s interacted with he’s had to fight in some capacity or has been spooked by them. Jason’s the only one who 1) wanted to parent him and 2) has good vibes. Danny’s usually waiting for fights to happen and he’s very stressed. Jason calms him down so much he probably falls asleep before they even get to Jason’s apartment, full trust that Jason will take care of him.
Meanwhile Jason never really connects with his pit side, but really wants to find some way to have a truce. Cue Danny, and both Jason and the Pit turn to protectiveness and so the rage becomes more protection and Jason yk, might be kinda lonely and wanting something to take care of. He was probably thinking about getting a cat and not a kid but he’s not complaining
#Jason asks Alfred how to care for a baby and the whole batfam panics#they think he adopted/had an actual baby human child#they panic buy a bunch of baby stuff and parenting books and make a room for the kid in the manor on the chance that they come over#Bruce is proud but also wanting to know everything about the situation#Alfred is like how old is the child#Jason’s like ‘he’s so small’🥺😭#Danny is 15 but so very short compared to 6+feet tall Jason#bats storm Jason’s apartment to find a small tired teenager sleeping on the couch with a bunch of blankets#they’re a little disappointed it’s not a baby but still happy for Jason#bats are like that’s not a baby#Jason’s like yes he is 😭❤️#danny phantom#Jason Todd#dc x dp#undead dad#Jason adopts the ghost king lol#does that make him king and Danny prince??#I think jason would be older since he died before Danny so he’s been dead longer and this an adult while Danny had only been dead a year#idk how it works but it works okay#dcxdp
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Prompt 311
Alien biology is weird. Liminal biology? Even weirder.
Ecto? Very much a wellspring for creation despite its association with death. Or rather undeath, but that’s a debate that many a realms denizen has tried to find the answer of. Usually there weren’t many liminals- ecto contaminated, yes, but enough to form Cores? No, only a few throughout history. Until the age of Heroes and Villains came about. But that’s a story for another time.
See ectoplasm builds up over time in the human body, and even more so for those that have formed cores who create their own. And it’s not like it’s well studied, what with most not even being aware of the changes or the fact they aren’t fully human anymore.
Why is this important? Well, what happens if two liminals (accidentally or not) mix their ecto together? Well, that depends on intentions, even if it’s just an impulsive thought at the time. Which in turns means that accidents? Yeah, accidents might’ve happened. Oops….
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Ghostbat#Danny Reincarnates as a Ghostbat baby#Bruce (hysterically after a medical test by Leslie in the cave after nausea attacks): I didn’t know that could happen-#Either Dick gets an early start in being a big brother#Or Damian is about to learn how to be big brother#Or mess with timelines & have Bruce have all the kids at once & watch him suffer from it#I bet he brings lil bby Danyal to a JL meeting from not having a babysitter at some point#And the chaos that follows is glorious#Bruce did So Many tests to figure out how this is possible & the only thing that came back was#Lazarus Water has potential long-term effects?? Cursed objects?? MAGIC??#His DNA shows no metagene & he has no clue how this happened#Good thing he was already a bit of a social recluse- he’s going to have a breakdown in Alfred’s arms now#And then panic buy for a nursery#Implied Mpreg#Khoa might’ve helped choose Danny’s name#Danny is Not Ghost King#Shadow Core Bruce#Light Core Khoa#Space Core Danny#Liminal Batfamily#or at least potentially
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fake ep idea + doodles
#i was thinking abt how funny it would be if there was a shiftythrifting blog equivalent in lmk. and half the stuff on there is#submitted by wukong. so i thought a yard sale ep would be funny lol#basically the hoard becomes problem one way or another and wukong figures the best way to get rid of his junk is thru ebay#somehow ends up selling world ending artifacts to random megapolis citizens so mk mei and redson have to scramble to find em#purposely meant to mirror the weekly shenanigans s1-2 style eps that are really goofy (dumpling ep noodles ep etc)#but it gets darker and darker because MK is not fucking ok after that whole thing with the scroll and some unchecked identity crisis#for me id want him to kind of. freak tf out because they have to find MULTIPLE chaos inducing items that could end the world while trying t#be sillygoofy and funny about it. so hes trying to mask his panic with “ohhh guys its just like the good ol days ^_^ remember that ^_^”#ESPECIALLY after that whole thing with the ink scroll. also mei doesnt buy any of it and is worried for him the whole time#as for the B plot it could be monkey king also trying to be very relaxed abt selling 4000 years worth of stuff and tang getting all huffy#like “these are priceless artifacts that could help us learn so much about the past!! wtf man!!!”#and maybe it reveals smth like wukong not wanting to hold on anymore bc his past weighs him down. and theyre all reminders#i think azure mentioned that wukong is sentimental (idk if that was genuine or lying to mk) so that could be touched on to#so basically. the theme would be some sort of conversation abt nostalgia. i think. im not a writer so its very fuzzy in my head#if anyone wants to add on or include their own spin on it feel free. also included undercut redson as a treat somewhere in there#myart#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk red son#lmk mei#lmk MK#lmk xiaotian#lmk xiaojiao#lmk sun wukong#lmk swk#doodles#lmk tang#lmk pigsy#lmk traffic light trio#yard sale ep
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Goodbye, Tumblr Premium. I loved thee well.
#ramblies#I’ll probably buy it again but uhhh#between the con and slow sales because Generalized Panic in the world it may be a minute
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the charm of the first two class of 09 games were the balance of satire and realism (which are enhanced by the voice acting) that redeem the 'anti-visual novel' intention too well. class of 09 was fun because we get moments that feel real. there's nicole's arguements with her mom and the conversations between any of the teenagers are time-period accurate despite the cartoonishness
the comedy works because the dialogue flows well. the dark humor and shock value are carefully executed. the edginess works because of the writing knowing its limits
it knows when to be funny (mr lorre meeting up with nicole) and when to take itself seriously (nicole talking about her experience as a myspace escort)
i really think that nicole being a bad person without bigotry (most of the time) is what makes its comedy work.
flipside fails miserably and feels like a disconnection from the other two games. when jecka suffers it's just for the sake of suffering. it isnt like in the other two games where nicole suffers as consequence. honestly, flipside just looks like what class of 09 would be without the proper care it was given. it focused too much on trying to be edgy and funny that it doesnt execute the realism. nicole's mom was written in a way that feels real. her multiple divorces are comedically cartoonish but when she's on screen and voice acted she actually behaves like a real life mother. jecka's dad has none of that. he just says things and yells when he wants to.
#class of 09#class of 09 flipside#im not wording this right sorry#seriously the comedy was really good#jecka and nicole making karen relapse was funny because it was non-stop over the top and clever#mr katz nearly buying crack from nicole was funny because of the stakes (same with mr lorre)#(tgough mr lorre getting caught was funny because of him introducing himself as high-profile and because of his panic)#can you tell i love the re-up#genuinely the re-up is the best game because of its deviation from the rejection sim intentions#but anyway yeah the nicole-centric games really felt like a comedy about a teenage girl from the late 2000s living her life#which flipside LACKED#things just happen to jecka and thats it
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Prompt:
Calvin Rose finds a catatonic teenager roaming the streets and… well, the poor kid looks dead on his feet, and it’s raining cats and dogs, he can’t just leave him there.
And, it’s fine. He’s just passing through (can’t risk more with the Court still at large) and will be back on the road come morning. And he’ll sleep easier knowing he kept the kid from certain death.
So, really, how the hell did he end up with the very same kid riding shotgun and nagging him to turn up the radio to Phoebe Bridgers?
#Calvin rose accidentally adopts Jason#stranger to caretaker#talon#court of owls#Calvin is perfect big brother material you can’t change my mind#some roadtrip#some angst#some ‘who tf are you’#coupled with ‘wouldn’t you like to know’#Calvin goes from caring for a catatonic teen to being so good at said care that Jason actually starts healing#the natural way not the green bathwater way#Calvin ‘I liked you better when you talked gibberish’ Rose#Jason ‘a crowbar and a coffin and you’ll have me back to original’ Todd#Calvin ‘… this kid is giving me depression’ Rose#Calvin Rose going out to buy milk and coming back with no milk but Joker’s death all over the news#‘obviously I was just buying milk’#‘yeah? where’s the milk#‘… the store was out of milk’#Jason is SALTY at the batfam#he far prefers the weird murder guy right now thanks#Calvin just likes to get a taste of real family#Calvin ‘look I would sell Jason for a hot cup of coffee but if you look at him sideway prepare to be killed in your sleep’#Calvin rose#jason todd#batfamily#Bruce annihilates the Court so Calvin and Jason make another pit stop#unfortunately the batfam catch sight of Jason in the street#Jason PANICS tm and runs to hide with his totally-not-overprotective ex talon friend#prompts#dick grayson
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That "Doctor Zaza" spam message is not only freaking halarious, but it's gotten me curious as to what Fake Peppino would look like if he was just high af
...... you wanna know what the dumb thing is.
this IS something i've legitimately had a couple headcanons about hehe 😅
for my Fake Peppino, since he absorbs stuff so well, if by chance he ended up ingesting any smoke or edible into his system, it'd hit him HARD, getting him so out of it and relaxed that he'd barely be able to keep form. literally just a living goop pile at that point.
(lost in the sauce........)
and another thing, he'd be even clingier to friends/others around him than normal. probably going up to Peppino or somebody and trying to wrap around them, which, at that point, wouldn't even be dangerous at all from how goopy he is. it would just be real sticky.
the good, goopy boy just wants to be real clingy now.
#this is what happens when you buy the Forbidden Weed Brownies from Doctor Zaza. they do some weeeeeiiiird shit to you bro.......#fun fact. i've never actually smoked before. the most CBD i've ever done has been gummies to help calm you/make you sleepy.#i kinda wanna try edibles though. sounds fun. hopefully i won't have a panic attack from eating one like my dad did.#uhhh. fun post though. an excuse to share some really fucking weird headcanons about the Boy i guess 👍👍#my art#pizza tower#pizza tower fake peppino#pizza tower peppino#don't give the boi alcohol though. he gets reeeeaaaal bad on that stuff.
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USA friends— the port strike is likely happening starting midnight tomorrow, so if you have any medical items/shelf stable items/electronics like chargers that are usually imported, now is the time to grab extras (if possible)
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rattling armor around really aggressively . also abraxas' acting hurts really bad /vpos
#the panic ??? mmmmmm#sobbing about armor because hes . having such a bad time#everyone is having such a bad time buy#mmmmmmmm#*mmmmmm*#also the little nightmare's music ? thats how you know shit is real /silly#armor abernathy#bound smp#skybound smp#a tag to help find my own posts
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Furina on the side looking like she's having an out of body experience from being walked in on with her husband and the scandal of it all, meanwhile Arlecchino politely tells me to fuck off like she's sending a child to bed so she can fuck her wife in peace
#Furina always puts on the panic posture when I talk to Arlecchino in here gfidgifdihs#she knows that I know they were about to have sex#meanwhile Arlecchino is like ''I'll buy this teapot off of you if you'll stop interrupting''#what's a nonbinary lesbian gotta do to get some alone time with her wife...god...#sorry Arle I was just really excited cause ur friendship 4 and I wanted to see ur new conversation#Arlecchino#Furina#Arlefuri#Genshin Impact //
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tragedy! at the ONEWE busking
#loveonewe#foronewe#nugudom#kbandsnet#onewe#kanghyun#kang hyungu#yonghoon#harin#dongmyeong#giuk#cya#oorieri#tuseral#wings.gifs#wings.original#is it just me or does 'hyung are you okay? ... i can buy a new guitar' when yonghoon was nowhere near that guitar sound like a threat ASKJD#hyungu going through all stages of grief in the span of 5 seconds as his children were felled one by one :(((((#meanwhile the mixed bag of everyone else's reactions#yh: *laughing panic* / hr: lolol bestie i know what ur really feeling / dm: grin & bear it~~!! / g: *staving off a heart attack*
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During Pride month I made some bracelets whilst rewatching Heartstopper a lot. I’m questioning if I should start selling some bracelets on Etsy.
#no one would probably buy them but it was relaxing to do#heartstopper#nick and charlie#charlie spring#nick nelson#nick x charlie#lgbtqia#bi panic#gay panic
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some of you are in a monogamous relationship with eternal misery. the way you manage to find negativity in everything is exhausting. you are not being a realist. you are just going out of your way to find the bad where it does not exist.
#this goes for both daniel AND max fans now somehow#this is not a vague post about anyone in particular because its just so common amongst SO many people#you’ll track down articles from unreliable sources saying things that will upset you despite having no factual basis#then share it for everyone to panic over because you refuse to be alone in your obsessive unending panic over things you cannot control#you’ll share positive articles from reliable sources and still manage to add some pessimistic little caption onto it#please. go outside. talk to your friends. go to therapy and get medicated maybe.#i’m not even saying that for my benefit because i can unfollow and block you#(even though you make your pessimistic panic bleed out into the beliefs and attitudes of the mass populous)#but for your own benefit: you dont have to live like this#it’s so much more fun to be happy#i know you can’t just buy happiness at the store#but feeding into it by posting the negative articles you find and writing that shitty caption that brings everyone down is controllable#realism is fine but this behavior is not realism#*
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