#pandoras-boudoir

[janeromeroshow]

@pandoras-boudoir asked : ❰❰ LIFT ❱❱ sender carries receiver over their shoulder (from Caleb)

God-fucking-damn it.

Jane swore she'd been quiet enough and The Deathslinger been too preoccupied with chasing her teammate to hear her slip into the locker a little ahead on the path they were taking him - in fact, she'd been certain of it. It was far from the first time she'd tried to catch a killer off guard, and she was growing more and more confident that she could perfect the timing - her mistake, in this situation.

Everything seemed perfectly set up, and yet, while the other survivor led the killer right past her, he didn't continue chasing them, instead slamming open the doors before she could even process it. Now he was taking her who-knows-where while she frustratedly tried to throw herself out of his grasp, a healthy string of curse words coming from the survivor.

Failed attempts to catch a killer head on were always mortifying.

[enignoema-a]

Oz over here preening knowing Eddie finds him sexy.

"Don't let it get to your head! I've got a big enough ego for the both of us already."

[veiledalchemist]

@pandoras-boudoir

Found you, little witch.

[ncmither]

C a r m i n a ( @pandoras-boudoir ) asked for a starter.

They all wandered from time to time. Some leaving the light of the campfire and others too jaded to care about the darkness that consumed the world around them. David was ── simply bored and, like many, began to explore the realms that had been opened to them. Hers had a quality that drew him in. The tendrils of black ink that seemed to drip upward from the hard outline of her world. The loneliness that seemed to be embedded into her realm. He was cautious as he entered, mostly to learn more about her. A unique prisoner that seemed to control the crows that inhabited the Entity’s realm.

[mad-hunts]

Eliza cups his face, inspecting the stitching on the mask. With a soft smile, she bends down and give him a small smooch.

if someone were to ask barton what the perfect end of a day consisted of, one of the things on the list would definitely be a kiss from eliza. so as you can imagine... the amount of happiness he felt upon walking back into the house from his workshop and being greeted with a kiss was so high, it felt palpable. especially in his mask; for, there was an excess of people out there who loved to cringe and grimace at it.

which, was understandable considering what it was made of. but eliza had just succeeded in making barton's heart feel like it was melting in his chest in a good way. cracking a slightly wobbly smile was barton's instantaneous reaction to the kiss, a hearty chortle leaving his lips. ❝ well... hello to you, too, beau (lovely). are you trying to make me like putty in your hands or what? because if so, it might be working. ❞ barton whispered that last part to eliza while wriggling an eyebrow before embracing her in his arms.

he pecked her face wildly several times then before squeezing in one last kiss to the underside of her neck. when barton pulled away, the beginnings of his teeth were showing through his smile, ❝ you're too good to me, you know. so how about i order us some takeout for delivery instead of cooking and we just cuddle for a while? i think it'd be good as we could both relax. and to be honest, i also want to shower you with kisses so badly right now. ❞

[themiserablesmiilingkiller]

😘 (From Mikaela)

Evan rumbles fondly and wraps an arm around the witch, pulling her close to nuzzle her with his mask like a big, happy cat.

[judgcmcnt]

@pandoras-boudoir replied to your post “Hm.... New chew toy.”:

“Keep that mouth away from me big guy.” (Chucky is afeared)

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He's just gonna open his mouth nice and wide.

Chew. Toy.

[bloodsoakedogre]

Mikaela hands it back to him with a smirk.

"What? You do not like tea?"

"I guess I will have to settle for everything else."

[cursed-legacy]

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[jointed-custody]

Anti-fun Schlapp: When women have dolls, they don’t want to have babies!

Also anti-fun Schlapp, probably: When little girls have dolls, it’s training for babies and motherhood!

Schlapp missed the point in multiple categories, methinks.

In the Boudoir: dolls for grown-ass women

think adults collecting dolls is a recent fad? think again. quite apart from the mid-20th century antique doll shows, with their now-ubiquitous blue ribbons for the grandest attic finds, women have been collecting dolls specifically made for them at least since the 17th century

fashionable Georgian ladies had to have ways to learn the latest fashions from France, the seat of style and taste. but human-sized samples of gowns and accessories were costly to make and difficult to transport. the solution came with a name: Pandora

two Pandoras, actually. for the woman of means, a petite Pandora for everyday clothes and a grand Pandora for formalwear were necessities. with inset glass eyes and real rooted hair (glued to a slit in the head), the wooden dolls weren’t just mannequins, they were art in their own right. gradually the custom of purchasing miniature fashion samples for one’s Pandoras and showing them to the seamstress died out, but Pandoras remained a popular display item for years afterwards

fast forward to the 1920s and you have the boudoir dolls. they were highly stylized, slender dolls with cloth-stuffed bodies and masklike painted faces- and they did not depict children. with thin, arched brows and deep red cupid’s bow lips, these dolls were flappers through and through. they were a fad and a decorative object, but also much more. movie stars were photographed with their boudoir dolls. some women brought them to parties. this trend caused some consternation among the male powers-that-were, who believed caring for dolls cooled women’s desire to care for children. one professor Max Schlapp wrote, “these exaggerated dolls are the temporary whim of abnormal women. I use the word advisedly, because women who are normal have children and have no time to waste on baubles.”

Mr. Schlapp was clearly allergic to fun

so the next time you see someone mocking a collector of ball-jointed dolls or art dolls, remember: “not intended for children” has a long, illustrious history. and grown-ass adults can do what we want

[janeromeroshow]

@pandoras-boudoir asked: [ lick ] — my muse licks your muse’s breasts/nipples (Caleb is a menace I’m sorry Jane)

Jane wouldn't say the solid wooden bar of the saloon was the most comfortable place to be perched, especially not when she was certain anybody could walk by and see. Still, it was hard to complain when Caleb was the one crowding her into it and looking extremely at home between her thighs. He had pulled away from their kiss unexpectedly, deft hands making quick work of her shirt buttons while she tried to catch her own breath, and since then he seemed to have developed a fascination with her chest.

" Careful, " she said, speech interrupted by her own breathy laugh as his scruff brushed against her bare skin, " they're sensitive. "

She was content to let him continue, as long as he didn't bite. Hard.

[enignoema-a]

“You are not getting a boat.” (Oz)

"But Ozzie" He's pouting "Why not? What if I need to make another watery getaway?"

[hellpontifex]

“  i can’t feel my legs.  ” (from mikaela)

ANSWERED. ( NOT ACCEPTING. ) — MIKAELA REID.

        SHE SURVEILS THE FALLEN DOE WITH INTRIGUE. fortuity was often a fickle thing, but time has taught her that when it is giving, it gives in spades. here it was, an alms for her; prey, gift-wrapped and produced on a platter. she stands in front of the girl trapped under interlocked rubble, just out of reach. it was unsurprising - the precariously stacked wreckage was bound to tumble eventually. “ what of the benefit of freeing you? i quite like seeing you squirm — and i am so seldom entertained here. ” the persisting hum from the neon light of the gas station sign seems to punctuate her sentence and fill the ensuing silence. “ i suppose i could assist you. ” a small, glowing blue face of the configuration appears in the air, ready to hurl a chain in her direction. “ though, it may pinch. ”

did she expect sympathy? poor pretty thing.

[tequilamoonrock]

✿  (for vitt and Mikaela)

PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME ( accepting! ) bold for things i could definitely see or want,italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.

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ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other 

[b4mpyre-k1zz3s]

What the Jackass Cast Would Get You for Christmas!

Bam Margera X Fem!Reader, Ryan Dunn X Fem!Reader, Steve-O X Fem!Reader, Chris Pontius X Fem!Reader, Johnny Knoxville X Fem!Reader

Warnings: Highly suggestive content, boudoir photo shoots, drug paraphernalia, lingerie, lube

An: Thank you for sending in all your requests! I hope you’re having a fun holiday season :)

Bam

“Oh shit…” Bam checked his calendar and realized it was one week until Christmas.

He also realized he had nothing to give you (only after April asked him what he was getting for you).

Hightailing it over to King of Prussia mall, he started perusing stores you mentioned you liked,

Which quickly turned into him going to stores he liked.

After spending two hours at the record store, Hot Topic, and Spencer’s buying himself gifts, Bam got an idea for something he knew you’d love!

“Oh! It’s…” Unwrapping the ornately framed picture while your boyfriend sat watching your expression eagerly, a bemused smile spread across your face, “It’s you!”

It was him; half naked on a fur rug, in some gothic midevily, faux-Playgirl shoot. I mean, it was hot, but still…

Admiring his own boudoir shots, he grinned,

“Yeah! See, y’can put it on your nightstand, and when you’re feelin’ a little frisky at night…”

Turning it over in your hands, two slips of paper tucked in the back fluttered down to your lap

“And…H.I.M concert tickets?”

As predictably Bam this was, you still couldn’t bade off your smile of amusement at his self centeredness.

I mean, you liked his gifts, don’t get me wrong- but your boyfriend liked them a while lot more!

You would’ve thought it was him receiving that gift with his he animatedly described it: “Yeah! They’re only, like- the best band ever!” He laughed before leaning to coo in your ear,

“You have such a good boyfriend…”

Ryan

“Can’y pick me up somethin’ for my girl while you’re there?” He stopped his sister as she was halfway out the door on the way to the mall.

Frankly, he didn’t know what women like to receive as gifts, so who better to ask than an actual woman?

“Does she like perfume? Or-“ Ryan gestured to nothing in particular, “I dunno, what about that jewelry stuff?”

Deadpanning, she replied, “You gave me two hundred bucks.” “C’mon, be cool! I’m sure you can find something. Oh, and get it gift wrapped. I owe you big time!”

Of course, said sister had no clue what you wanted- she’d never met you!

On Christmas morning, he was just as surprised as you to see that little Pandora bracelet charm. “It’s nice! You like it?” He tried to play it cool,

“It’s from the jewelry store!” Like you couldnt tell…

Turning over the little sparkly heart charm, you smiled to yourself, “Yeah, I love it!“

He told you some cheesy line about you taking his heart wherever you went before you gently added,

“Ryan. I don’t have a charm bracelet…”

Panicking a moment, he thought quick,

“Oh! Well, now I know what I’m getting you for your birthday!”

Steve-O

“Goddamn it…!” Steve was kicking himself- he was supposed to go to your house tonight! Unlike the other guys, it wasn’t that he forgot-

He just couldn’t afford the kinda fancy gifts he knew you deserved.

So, he went about tearing apart his shithole apartment to find something, anything you would maybe like.

Lifting up pizza boxes, throwing open every cabinet and drawer, he scoured that place top to bottom,

“Yeah- that’s it! Chicks love that stuff! Oh- and I’ll give her that too! Now, how m’i gonna wrap this shit…”

When he showed up at your doorstep, he thought he was being all slick handing over that plain, brown grocery store bag all fast

“A candle!” You rubbed the particles that clung to the wax between your fingers, “It’s dusty…”

“Ah, that’s vanilla! Totally normal…”

Steve panicked a little inside. Chicks like candles, right? And- and flowers?

Sure, he didn’t get you flowers, but he called it a vase. The thing was was obviously a bong with little glass flowers running up the sides. You didn’t smoke.

“And I bought you a vase!” Your boyfriend tried to explain, gesturing to the object as it sat in your hands, “See- it’s gotta special spout to refill the water.”

He quickly added, “And- I’m gonna get you flowers to put in that vase! You love it, right?”

Puckering up, Steve leaned in close for a kiss, but you just laughed and shook your head-

You knew he was broke! By extension, you didn’t expect a whole lot in terms of gifts, but the effort was endearing…

“Alright, Romeo…”

Chris

“Is there anything in particular you’re looking for, sir?” The attendant at the third lingerie store he visited half-flirted, eyeing Chris as he inspected a lacy, white set

“Yeah- do you have this in an extra large? And what about these shoes in a fourteen?”

The bonus adult novelties he gave you along with your gift did bring an entertained, kinda confused smile to your face, “Flavored lube?”

Chris winked, looking over your shoulder, “Yeah, hope you like watermelon…”

But quickly after, your boyfriend was nudging you off towards the bathroom,

“Hurry, go put yours on! This present isn’t over yet…”

Yours? Not questioning, you just shook your head and went along with it

When you returned, you quickly figured out what he meant as Chris grasped the thighs of his track pants and, with a flourish, tore them off!

“Check it out! His and Her’s sets!”

Doubling over, it took you five minutes to catch your breath because every time you righted yourself, there was your boyfriend, standing in your living room in ladies lingerie and heels.

And totally pulling it off.

Interrupting his mental debate over weather or not he should do a ‘well, one of us has to change!’ joke, you slung an arm around him for stability and uttered between gasps,

“God- this is why I love you…”

Johnny

“Alright- keep your eyes closed!” Johnny’s excited smirk was infectious as ever as he dashed off into the other room, leaving you to wait in anticipation

But once he placed whatever it was he was giving you in your lap, you could’ve sworn you felt some brush agaisnt your face.

No, lick.

“Aah!!” Opening your eyes, you squealed, “Oh my god- oh my god!”

Let’s be honest, who wouldn’t react like that to being given a puppy? So yeah, you cried, but only a little, okay?

Suddenly, in the middle of all this excitement, a flash of something else crossed your face as you realized, “Johnny. My apartment doesn’t allow dogs…”

But in a moment of quick wittedness, he came up with a a solution,

“Well, I’ll just keep ‘im at my house! You’ll have have t’spend more time there with me- oh, and the puppy…”

Truth be told, Johnny really wanted the dog. He also liked having more excuses to invite you over- think of it as taking your relationship to another level!

Giggling, your threw your arms around Johnny, “Ahh!! You’re the best boyfriend ever!”

Ruffling your hair, your boyfriend smiled, “Its just a puppy!” Yeah, just a puppy…

“Now, what’re you gonna name the little guy?”

[ernestnott]

MARAUDERS&CO SNACKING HABIT

Sirius : They have a sweet tooth. Sirius often crave sugary snacks like candy, the fruity one hehe. They’re not against chocolate but don’t like caramel.

Remus : He loves chocolate obviously. But if there is no chocolate he prefers salty snacks.

James : He loves to cook big meals and enjoy eating them ! If he wants a snack he will choose crips over biscuits.

Peter : Everyone think he is team sugar snack because he bakes a lot (chocolate cake for Remus mostly). But he just loves to snack, no discrimination here. Although he will have salty snacks more often than sugar ones.

Dorcas : They love salty snacks !! Barty and her bicker a lot about there different taste. They’re favorite are wasabi peanut and she often trick Barty so he ends up eating it too (he hates it).

Pandora : She always have some food with her. But it’s vegetables and fruits. Like, she can be seen eating an entire tomato or cucumber, out of nowhere. Evan always need to reminds her to eat a proper meal because otherwise she will forget that raw fruits and vegetables are not consistant enough.

Lily : She loves all kind of sugary snacks. She steals out of Remus’ chocolate stack a lot (he thinks it’s Sirius) and Dora often gifts her some fruits.

Regulus : Wants everyone to think he is team salt but he is not fooling anyone with him caring around chocolate candy and biscuits in his bag.

Barty : Always has a gum in his mouth. He needs to occupies his tongue and if he is out of gum he suck on some caramel candy instead. This guy has a lot of cavity on his tooth…

Evan : He doesn’t really like to snack. Prefers meal that satisfy his hunger fully. He doesn’t like sugar very much and often say that Barty’s mouth as enough sugar for the both of them. If he eats sugar it’s because it’s a charlotte (cake with fromage blanc and fruits and biscuits like boudoirs).

Mary : She likes crips a lot. This is a problem. She likes potatoes, really. Anything made out of them and she is happy.

Marlene : She almost always have a can of monster or other drink like that with her. But she hates coca (she boycott it). And she likes to have some tête brûlée (candy that are very spicy) with it.