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snail figurines by LaStranaStudio
#lastranastudio#etsy#figurines#snails#cactus#beehive#sashimi#peach#mushroom#pancakes#cacti#strawberry#transparent pngs#pngs#object pngs
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32°C in my room right now
it's insane
#fuck global warming#personal#my rats#i know there's been too much rat content here lately but i have to showcase just how hot it is through this photo of Cactus#rat pancaking
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The cacti garden outside of the Ethel M chocolate factory in Las Vegas. May 2023.
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About a year ago, my wife bought a little pancake plant that was only a bit smaller than this.
That's not hers. That's the one I got a few weeks before, left at work in too shady an area and then needed to recover for 12 months from its near death experience. It's grown maybe 3 cm since I bought it. I put in that bigger pot only yesterday and I'm worried it might be too large.
No, hers is this.
Its on its third repot. It's lived through four rounds of two different pesticides and barely shrugged. What do we feed this beast? Nothing but the finest Western European, cloud-filtered sunshine and, when we remember, tap water so hard you get chalky deposits from boiling water for a cup-a-soup. I think it's meant to have more needs than that, but it doesn't seem to know.
As a matter of fact, it feels so good here that it got pups.
Ten of them. One last summer, as an experiment, and then another nine over the last few weeks. Three of them are in one pot because I ran out of soil and appropriately sized pots.
The only other plant doing half as well is the spider lily my brother gave me a pup from, which came from the pup he got from a friend, whose pup came from a plant of his mom's.
We might have to start a gifting chain for pancake plants here.
#plants#pilea peperomioides#pancake plant#ufo plant#there's another name and I can't remeeeeembeeeeer#thrives on neglect#send help#there's so many of them#i might be able to gift one to my sister#and I think I can take one to work#maybe some of the people in the sunnier offices want a plant?#i would shove them off on my brother except he swapped me the spider lily for a dragon fruit cactus#my dragon fruit plants sadly did not survive the second plague of I-still-don't-know-what-they-were
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THIRSTY CACTUS DINER - MAXIS-MATCH CC BUILD
Fresh and renewed! One of my very first builds, now with a modern twist! The Thirsty Cactus Diner is the ideal destination for those seeking a brief escape, where you can unwind and savor the perfection of a robust cup of black coffee. Also, I've just created my very first Speed Build Video on YouTube! If you appreciate this type of content, be sure to check it out. I hope you enjoy the video!
NOT CC FREE
Lot Type: Cafe | Bar | Restaurant
Size: 30x20
World: Oasis Springs
Enable bb.moveobjects before placing in your game!
WATCH THE SPEED BUILD HERE
Origin ID: MagalhaesSims (remember to enable custom content on!) DOWNLOAD
CC USED IN THIS BUILD:
NOTE: For convenience, some of the CC is included in the Download Folder. Please put it in your Mods Folder along with the CC linked below.
Amoebae: GF Horizontal Slats & Vertical Beans | Vintage Dining Set | Plastered Style || AroundTheSims4: Diner | Paris (Bench) | Restaurant || AwingedLlhama: Nostalgia Living (Blinds) || Charly Pancakes: Chalk (Kitchen Clutter) || TheClutterCat: BubbleGum | Dandy Diary (Glasses) || Felixandre: Colonial | Paris | Soho || Harrie: Halcyon Kitchen | Klean | Spoons || HouseOfHarlix: Baysic Bathroom | Baysic || LittleDica: Delicious Kitchen | Greasy Goods | Rise&Grind | Summer Party || Max20: Cozy Bathroom | Dining Room Kit | Kitchen Appliances | Poolside Lounge (Plants) || Peacemaker-ic: Creta Kitchen (Mini Frigde) || Pierisim: Coldbrew | David Apartment | Domaine Du Clos | Pantry || RVSN: ShopChef Consumables || Simkoos: Clutter Dump || SixamCC: Private Schools (Fire Alarm) || SurelySims: Kitchen Of Tomorrow | Office Space || Syboulette: Crossfit Reborn (Wall Digital Clock) || Taurus Design: Lilith Chillin’ Areas: Coffee Corner || Zx-Ta: Painting | Retro Diner
The CC Sets above are the main ones I used to decorate this specific building and you can find all the links to the creators’ sites on my Resource Page. However, if you can’t find something specific, you can send me a WCIF and I’ll try to help you find it!
HOW TO MAKE IT FUNCTIONAL:
If you want a more immersive experience with this lot, I highly suggest downloading LittleMsSam’s Auto Employees Mod. With this mod, NPCs will automatically work at the lot, once you place the correct object for them to appear.
Make sure to read all the information available on the mods pages in order to make it work properly in your game!
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#the sims 4#ts4 maxis match#ts4 build#ts4 cc build#ts4 speed build#ts4 oasis springs#magalhaessims save file#build#download
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I don’t know if you already answered this somewhere else, but, I was wondering…are the side comics canon? Well, there’s a few that probably aren’t, of course(like Mordecai throwing away a baby, I have a feeling that didn’t actually happen—I hope), but there’s some that are more “realistic” per say. Like “Flirtation” and “Sophistry”. Would you say, that, for example, Rocky and Mordecai did interact at some point, in an argument about breakfast foods? Did Mitzy make Mordecai dance(to his dismay)? Did Wick actually knock out Zib with a baseball? So many questions!
Some of them are very definitely a departure from the 'reality' put forth by the main comic's storyline. Viktor didn't actually decapitate Rocky with a giant novelty check and then make the Louisiana Purchase (though maybe he has fantasized about this). Some are canon in that they are pretty foundational backstory elements - Rose drawing portraits with purloined china markers, and Wick sampling the wall texture in his first visit to the Lackadaisy, for instance. Mitzi definitely, definitely set Mordecai up with a dance partner as a premeditated form of torture. And I guess it's pretty clear this point that the Cactus Friend persists. Some occupy a more nebulous space where I'd say it's up to you, the reader. Rocky and Mordecai's waffles-vs-pancakes debate could have happened as told. There surely could have been a drunken baseball episode ending in a concussion. And if you want to believe that a small-time St. Louis gangster, inexplicably left in the care of infant Jimmy Carter, chucked the baby down a sewer manhole because he didn't fit in the mailbox...I won't stop you.
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𝓓𝓮𝓼𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷: Nagi never made a big deal about the holidays, not something he had partaken in, but there was one tradition you had started with him that he could never resist. I mean what were the holidays without some sweets after all?
𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓻: Seishiro Nagi (Blue Lock)
𝓦𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓒𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽: 2.3k
𝓒𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓼: Nagi x Fem!Reader 𝓒𝔀: Minor food play (icing), praise, use of petnames, penetrative sex, unprotected sex, marking, written with plus sized reader in mind.
𝓐𝓾𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓻’𝓼 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓮: Happy Holidays loves! This is my entry for the @pixelcafe-network's Secret Santa event as a present for @nagis-wife. The way I was so EXCITED to write this for you bambina I tried real hard to keep it a secret ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა Honestly Nagi was so much fun to write for and I hope you enjoy my love!
Nagi catches a glimpse of you from the corner of his eye, the subtle way your tongue pokes between plump lips, a total look of concentration decorating your features as you pipe a line of icing on the border of your gingerbread house. Nagi’s parents had taken the “hands off” approach to parenting, meaning the holidays were often not something to be made a big deal of with their constant travel. Christmas had not really been anything more than some presents arriving at the doorstep of his apartment. So even into his late twenties, as he was now, he had never made the most of the holiday. The most he got was a paper star that sat on top of his cactus with some string lights.
You, yourself, hadn’t been the most festive person in the world. But the idea of Nagi having never engaged in any holiday festivities pulled on even your grinchy heartstrings. Your family may not have had much, and maybe the most you had to look forward to on Christmas was the tradition of your mom’s pancakes, but you wouldn’t give that up for all the presents in the world knowing what you could have been missing out on. So here you both sat, fully decked out in festive attire at your dining room table decorating gingerbread houses. It had become a tradition for you both throughout the years of your relationship, a little competition of sorts. Feeding into his ego to have a friendly wager to who could make the best house.
It was almost comical to look over at your boyfriend, his white hair fully pulling together the Santa suit you insisted he wore for the evening. While you looked at him with mirth, he was looking at you with a hunger for more than the sweets scattered across the table. The short elf costume dress hugged your curves in a way he couldn’t simply disregard. His mouth all but watering as he let his gaze slide down your form. The elastic of the red and green striped thigh high socks that you wore rested against plump thighs, making the flesh at the top more accentuated in such a way it made his heart race in his chest.
“Shiro? You’ve barely touched your house, at this rate I’m gonna win!”
Your voice held a teasing edge, completely unaware of the war waging in Nagi’s mind, his self control hanging by a thread. His cookie house was barren in comparison to yours, him too distracted by the way your finger slipped past plush lips to clean some icing that had dripped onto your skin. His daze broken by the sound of your phone blaring with an alarm, notifying you both that the gingerbread men that had been baking, the final touches to your houses, were ready to be pulled from the oven. Nagi watched with rapt attention as you sauntered your way to the oven, your outfit swaying with your movements, lis tongue slipping past his lips to moisten the dry skin as you bent over to retrieve the cookies from the oven. Eyes locked on the subtle lift of your skirt revealing more of the delicate skin of your thighs, the same ones if he really focused, he could see the faded markings between them that his mouth had left a few nights prior.
As if on autopiliot, Nagi stood to his feet, stalking behind you in the kitchen. You couldn't help but notice the heat of his gaze, the way his eyes seemed to drink in every curve of your body.
"Those do smell amazing," he said, stepping closer to you. He leaned in behind you as if all at once, his breath warm against your ear as he spoke. "Almost as amazing as you look right now."
His hand brushed against your lower back, sending a shiver down your spine. You straightened up, turning to face him with a blush on your cheeks.
"Seishiro, they’re hot you cant have them they’re still hot.” you said, playfully swatting at his chest. "Now, let's decorate these babies. I have sprinkles and everything."
You said, a weak attempt to salvage your evening, knowing by the way his tone had dipped that the cookies were the last thing on his mind, You set the cookies on the counter with shaky hands as Nagi fully moved in behind you, his body pressed against your back effectively pinning you to the counter. You could feel the heat radiating off him, the strength in his arms as he reached around you to grab the icing bag that rested on the counter.
"I have a better idea," he murmured, his lips brushing against your ear. "Why don't we decorate each other instead?"
His hands slid up your sides, his fingers teasing the hem of your skirt. His large hands rested on your hips, turning you to face him. You gasped, your heart racing as you turned in his arms to face him. Your eyes met, the air between you charged with tension and unspoken desires. "Seishiro..." you breathed, your voice barely above a whisper.
"What are you doing, Shiro?" He smiled at your response, lips curling in satisfaction at the tremble in your voice, his eyes dark with desire.
"What do you want me to do, princess?"
His hands reached up as he cupped your face, his thumbs brushing over your cheeks as he leaned in closer, his lips just inches from yours. He can see it, the way your eyes drop to his lips. Can hear the way you swallow heavily in anticipation before he closed the gap separating you both. Nagi’s lips claim your own, his hand curling around the base of your neck to pull you even deeper into the embrace. The kiss was filled with need, desperation to feel your skin against his own. But this wasn’t a primal need, he felt it down to his molecules. He wanted you, needed to keep his hands on you, whether that was just in a simple holding of your hand or something more he couldn’t care less he just knew that he didn’t want you to slip through his fingers. Didn’t want to risk not feeling the euphoria of kissing your lips. It almost pulls a whine from his lips when you pull away, resisting the urge to surge forwards once more.
Hie eyes stared into your own as they fluttered open once more, hands slipping beneath your knees to perch you on the countertop, reaching behind you to grasp the bag of icing A smirk tugged at the corner of his lips as he used the other hand to guide your head back, exposing the delicate skin of o=your neck to him, piping a trail of icing along the column of your throat. Dipping his head down, he wastes no time letting his tongue follow the work he had just created. The sweetness of the icing combined with the taste of your skin had him rolling his eyes back. The feeling of your hand pushing the hat from his head as your fingers entangle themselves in his hair. Graning against your skin, Nagi laps up all of the sweetness that once coated your skin, trailing his lips down further, his free hand curling against the hem of the skimpy dress that concealed your breasts form the descent of his hungry mouth. Tugging down the fabric in one swift motion, he groans, pulling back to admire the exposed skin of your chest.
“So fucking beautiful, bunny.” He growls, eyes devouring you as lust swims in their stormy depths. He relishes in the way your nipples pebble due to the exposure to the cold air.
“And all fucking mine.”
As if to emphasize the sincerity of his words he brings the icing bag to the skin that lay right above your breasts, sloppily writing out the kanji of his name before tucking down and capturing a perked bud between his lips, tongue lolling against it, coming to a point to flick at the sensitive area before letting his teeth capture it. Pulling his head back to tug until releasing, pupils blows wide seeing the bounce of the plush flesh he was rewarded with. He was quick to give the other nipple the same treatment. Hands trailing from your ankles to your knees, forcing your legs apart further under his strong grip. He groans into your chest as he feels your hands on him hand making a trail up the inside of your thigh, thumb pressing against the hood of your clit before rubbing slow agonizing circles against your drenched center. His lips pull from the swell of your breast kissing up a trail to your ear, making no move to touch the icing that marked your skin.
“I was gonna be a nice boyfriend and get you all prepped to take my cock, bunny.”
He groans, pushing your panties to the side and sliding two fingers past your entrance with ease, curling them in just the way he knows would have your back arching. “But with the way this greedy cunt is sucking in my fingers I don’t think I’ll even need to do that will I baby?”
His chuckle is deep and almost cruel in your ear, Nagi wasted no time pushing the band of his sweats down to his thighs, cock springing against his abdomen, twitching at your following words. He leans forward palm resting against the counter as he cages in your form. Using is other to grab his cock at the base, rubbing it past your slickened folds, swiping the mushroom tip up your slit collecting your wetness, not that he needed the aid to slide in, being sure to nudge your clit with each pass. Having had enough of his own teasing he slides into your opening. Head falling back deep groan stumbling from his lips With one roll of his hips he was buried to the base feeling your walls suffocating all of him, head falling to the crook of your neck as he groans.
“Fuck princess, she’s sucking me in so good, god this cunt was made for me wasn’t it baby?”
Now that he was sunk completely in hie gives an experimental snap of his hips, the resulting pleas falling from your lips guiding each motion of his hips. He picks up the pace, angling his hips just right to nudge your clit with his pelvis. His hands hook under your knees, pulling you toward him until your ass was hanging off the counter so he could lay you back. Taking advantage of the new angle, Nagi presses your knees to your chest. The deeper angle also allowing you to be even more exposed to his hungry gaze, eyes locked on where you both met. Mesmerized by the mouth watering sight of his cock disappearing inside of you with each passing surge of his hips. Groaning a long growl of your name and a slew of profanities as the sound skin against skin and the squelching wetness of your cunt fills the kitchen.
“You hear that princess? How wet my cunt is for me angel?”
His hips don't falter, he keeps up his speed, though each snap of his hips hitting deeper with each pass, angling his hips just right to find that sensitive spot deep inside your walls, grinning maliciously when he does so, stealing any response you could have formed from your lips. He removes one hand from your knee, thumb swiping some of the icing that dripped down your skin. Once coated, slotting itself between your lips, eyes rolling back when your tongue circles the digit instinctually. His eyes roll back as you look up into his own, making a show of cleaning the digit and effectively coating it in your saliva.
“So sweet Sei, fuck. Need more daddy please.”
The desperation laid in your tone is more than enough to inspire his movements, especially when spoken around the skin of his digit still lodged between your lips. He slides the finger from your mouth, using the coated wetness as lubrication to rub tight circles on your clit. Hips picking up pace in time with the kneading. His lips leave your throat capturing a sensitive nipple into his mouth, sucking on it harshly, aiming to overstimulate all of your sensitive spots in tandem. Nagi out a loud growl of your name as the drag of your nails incorporated pain into the overwhelming pleasure he was feeling. The coil had been tight in his abdomen, but he would hold out, he wouldn’t allow himself to fall over the edge before you had. He picks up the pace once more, thrusts growing sloppy under the pleasure. His thumb quickens its pace pressing harder against the bundle of nerves. Gon on princess, come for me wanna feel those pretty walls clamp down on my cock.
“Fuck, bunny, just like that princess… Go ahead, come for me angel, gonna fill this pussy so good baby, gonna have you dripping. Go on baby fucking.. come. for. me.”
He accentuates every word with a deep harsh snap of his hips. He groans loud and deep feeling your walls slam down on his cock eyes rolling back as whines and whimpers fall from his lips as your own release triggers his own. His body trembles violently as he topples over the edge painting your walls white. He slows his thrusts, body shaking as he overstimulates you both just a little bit before his hips finally still. He releases your legs, quick to readjust your form wrapping you around him pressing a long loving kiss to your lips. He grips your thighs in strong hands, carrying you with ease back to the couch, resting you against him. Fingers carding through your hair as you rest against his chest, pressing a loving kiss to the dip of your temple.
“So, did I win our little decorating contest, or do you think we need a rematch?”
Dividers by @/saradika-graphics & @/cafekitsune.
#blue lock#blue lock smut#bllk smut#bllk imagines#nagi seishiro#seishiro nagi#bllk x reader#blue lock x reader#nagi smut#nagi seishiro smut#seishiro nagi smut#blue lock headcanons#bllk headcanons#nagi x reader#nagi blue lock#blue lock nagi#nagi x y/n#✐ᝰ. — samwrites
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Makochi Town Famous Shops Guide!!
Approved by Nii Satoru-sensei!
Saboten (Bakery) さぼてん
Popular items BEST3
1st Anpan
2nd Curry bread
3rd Yakisoba-pan
Regulars
Sakura - What he buys often: The curry bread is a recent favourite of his He was surprised when he ate one fresh out of the oven, and was hooked ever since.
Umemiya - What he buys often: Anpan It's been his favourite ever since he came to this town.
Tsukushi Butcher's Shop つくし精肉店
Popular items BEST3
1st Korokke
2nd Menchi-katsu [minced meat cutlet]
3rd Ebi-katsu [shrimp cutlet]
Regulars
Hiragi, Kaji - What he buys often: Korokke Because Hiragi-san treats me often (Kaji).
Kikuchi-ya (Japanese sweets shop) 菊地屋
Popular items BEST3
1st Dorayaki
2nd Mitarashi dango [see above picture]
3rd Warabimochi [1]
Regulars
Yanagida - What he buys often: Dorayaki He often goes to buy dorayaki to serve with tea at his parents' house.
Sakaki brothers - What they buy often: Warabimochi Warabimochi is just the best, right (Seiryu). I often go to accompany [2] Seiryu (Uryu).
1 Warabimochi (蕨餅) is a wagashi (Japanese confection) made from warabiko (bracken starch) and covered or dipped in kinako (sweet toasted soybean flour). Kuromitsu syrup is sometimes poured on top before serving as an added sweetener
2 「晴竜の付き添いでよく行くから」 - 付き添い can mean to accompany, attend, serve, wait on, attend to, assist
Café Pothos 喫茶店ポトス
Popular items BEST3
1st Omurice
2nd Handmade pudding
3rd Fully-packed egg sandwich
Regulars
Students of Furin - What they often order: Omurice The taste is excellent, and there's a discount for Furin students.
Muscle Power (Okonomiyaki [3] place) まっするぱわー
Popular items BEST3
1st Okonomiyaki that doesn't use flour
2nd Customized protein (banana & milk)
3rd Banana pound cake
Regulars
Tsugeura - What he often orders: Okonomiyaki that doesn't use flour It's nourishment for the muscles!
3 Okonomiyaki (お好み焼き) is a Japanese teppanyaki, savory pancake dish consisting of wheat flour batter and other ingredients (mixed, or as toppings) cooked on a teppan (flat griddle). Common additions include cabbage, meat, and seafood, and toppings include okonomiyaki sauce (made with Worcestershire sauce), aonori (dried seaweed flakes), katsuobushi (bonito flakes), Japanese mayonnaise, and pickled ginger.
[For the menu see the bonus at the end of chapter 32!]
Penpengusa (Monjayaki [4] place) ぺんぺん草
Popular items BEST3
1st Mentaiko mochi cheese monja
2nd Corn monja
3rd Seafood monja
Regulars
Anzai, Kurita, Kakiuchi, Takanashi - What they often order: Mentaiko mochi cheese monja It's delicious, and the restaurant is the perfect place for everyone to hang out! (Anzai)
[photos of before and after cooking for reference, not the ones mentioned in the rankings]
4 Monjayaki (もんじゃ焼き, often called simply "monja") is a type of Japanese pan-fried batter, popular in the Kantō region, similar to okonomiyaki, but using different liquid ingredients.
The ingredients in monjayaki are finely chopped and mixed into the batter before frying. Monjayaki batter has ingredients similar to okonomiyaki. However, additional dashi or water is added to the monjayaki batter mixture, making it runnier than okonomiyaki. The consistency of cooked monjayaki is comparable to melted cheese.
[BONUS TRIVIA]
Saboten - Cactus
Tsukushi - Horsetail
[Tsukushi (つくし) redirects to 杉菜 (スギナ sugina) on Wikipedia. Known as the field horsetail or common horsetail in English. The buds are eaten as a vegetable in Japan and Korea in spring.]
Kiku - Chrysanthemum
Pothos - ...Pothos
Penpengusa - Shepherd's purse
[Penpengusa (ぺんぺん草), or 薺 (なずな nazuna). Known as shepherd's purse in English. It is one of the ingredients of the symbolic dish consumed in the Japanese spring-time festival, Nanakusa-no-sekku.
The Festival of Seven Herbs or Nanakusa no sekku (Japanese: 七草の節句) is the long-standing Japanese custom of eating seven-herb rice porridge (七草粥, nanakusa-gayu, lit. "7 Herbs Rice-Congee") on January 7 (Jinjitsu); one of the Gosekku.]
[all extra information and photos from wikipedia]
[masterlist]
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𖥻 THINGS — enhypen ◌ ִ ۫ ּ
syn ; things enha reminds me of !
heeseung !
dangly earrings, pendent chains, skinny ripped jeans, rock guitar, clubbing, late studio night, concerts, rainy empty street, love songs, specs, ice cream, deers, rainforest, going over the speed limit, long drive, polaroids, balcony, tattoos, collage campus, basketball, getting into fist fights, breaking rules, warm breeze, kisses, sharing earphones, untied shoelaces, sleeveless tops, cross jewelries, chase atlantic songs
jay !
red wine, ball dance, guitar, empty kitchen, champagne bubbles, tuxedo suits, runaway, black cat, fashion magazines, gold jewelries, camping, eucalyptus, biking, biker jackets, street racing, late night walks, city lights, porsche, cologne, the weeknd songs, loose tie, fancy restaurant, chanel bags, iced americano, home, long hugs, words of affirmation, eye contact, autumn, posh music, v necks, opera, musical recital, marriage, ancient churches
jake !
pancakes, golden retrievers, empty parks, cardigans, picnic, wolf pups, landscapes, abstract art, lip piercings, makeout sessions, mornings, cream, sheets, swimming, sand castles, tree houses, venus, varsity player, rings, clashing waves, sun shinning through curtains, backyard, champagne, sparkly eyes, netflix and chill, forehead kisses, caramel fudge, winter, jb songs, garden, lilies, lipstick stains
sunghoon !
sculptures, greek mythology, snow, ice skating, pointe shoes, swan lake, ice rinks, rhinestones, vampires, sharp canines, royalty, huskies, novels, cruise, 90s songs, ear muffs, moon phase, poetry, dandelions, maple leaves, vanilla shake, pearls, penguins, blush, lucid dreams, confessions, lullaby, archangels, romance movies, boyfriend coats, monsoon, hair blowing because of the wind, moles, tears, old love, unrequited love, ribbons, weddings
sunoo !
sun, tulip field, solar system, marshmallows, tteobokki, street food, shopping, karaoke, smiles, cute stationeries, stickers, secret diary, cheek kisses, mufflers, red foxes, bratz doll, playdate, selfies, carnations, easter, boba tea, bestfriends to lovers, cherry blossoms, lip gloss, skincare, disney shows, late night face timing, gossiping, watching kdramas, sanrio stuffs, blowing bubbles, photo booths, texts, horizon
jungwon !
kittens, valleys, teenage dream, gold fish, aquariums, subways, cds, headphones, empty bus rides, babybreaths, holding hands, first love, taylor swift songs, messy hair, vacation, countryside, group study, constellations, piggyback ride, dimples, converse, empty classroom, sheep cubs, indoor plants, mini cactus, namsan tower, han river, late fall, vintage hand written letters , young love, romcom, kitties
ni-ki !
graffiti, sunsets, baggy pants, late night dance jam, empty beach, bicycling, sea shore, ear piercings, watermelon, summer, slow dancing, grass field, bungeoppangs, duck chicks, disneyland, ps5, arcade, puma cubs, eskimo kisses, bracelets, youth, climbing fences, skipping school, skateboarding, mangas, school festivals, footsies, cute band aids, oversized attires, j-rock, night sky, laughters, slice of life, teenage, playfulness, photo booths, anime, shoujo manga
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Lancaster "MICKEY MOUSE"
Jaune: (Laughing)
Ruby: What the heck is up with this game~? Are those paintings, or are they windows~? Come on, game designers~! Make up your mind~!
Ruby: What is this bullshit~? Two cats~?
Ruby: WHY NOT THREE~? Geez~! What were they thinking~?
Ruby: Geez~! Walking chairs~?! What's he in a hurry for~? TO GET SIT ON~?!
Ruby: This game is a bunch of poopy, ass, dicks~! Covered in chocolate feces~.
Ruby: What is this~? Some kind of angel~? I DON'T WANT RELIGION IN MY GAME~!
Ruby: Geez~! You open a treasure chest and you get a key from it~! ISN'T THAT ASS-BACKWARDS~?!
Ruby: What's the deal with these wall grenades~? You'd think they'd explode a little bit bigger~. Come on, game designers~! GET WITH IT~!
Ruby: This game's a bunch of poopy ass drippings covered in semen~! I've never experienced such ASS-itry in my life~! Well, maybe after I took that LONG, DIARRHEA DUMP WHEN I ATE NORA'S PANCAKES~!
Ruby: Gosh~! This game sucks so much~! Who designed it~? SALEM~?!
Ruby: This game has nothing to do with Disney~. EXCEPT THAT IT SUCKS~!
Ruby: What a bunch of poopy anus farts c-covered in dick waffles... s- (Gasping) Being poured all over a fat girl's titties~!
Jaune: (Gasping)
Ruby: I ate chili today, just so I could take a shit that's better than this game~! I farted on my mother's face, and she liked it better than this game~! I dug up her grave because I heard you take a shit when you die, AND IT'S PROBABLY BETTER THAN THIS GAME~!
Ruby: I pissed a cactus out of my dick~!
Jaune: WH-WH-WHAT?!
Ruby: The only thing this game reminds me of is the massive shit I took earlier~.
Ruby: THIS GAME SUCKS BETTER THAN A-A DICK FARTING ON A- BAGINA~!
Jaune: Oh, this might be the most mature episode of Lancaster we've ever done...
Ruby: BYE~!
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From Doxie Simone on Facebook:
"You make fun of ONE non-binary person, and here come Basil, Moonshadow, Sock, Plum, Fang, Tofu, Crow, Patchouli, Cupid, Shade, Snow, Flannel, Brick, Daffodil, Quinn, Wildflower, Leaf, Lichen, October, Ink, September, Clover, August, Bone, Driftwood, Bread, Aspen, Spirit, Jasper, Lightbulb, Glitter, Tuna, Nebula, Zamboni, Cloud, Pickle, Starlight, Pancake, Jellybean, Twister, Toothbrush, Denim, Lava Lamp, Moonbeam, Disco, Apricot, Banjo, Fork, Sock Puppet, Fern, Ghost, Dune, River, Galaxy, Fig, Echo, Storm, Velvet, Rain, Phoenix, Stone, Feather, Indigo, Moss, Bunni, Ember, Ocean, Paperclip, Lotus, Birch, Compass, Button, Marshmallow, Cactus, Comet, Skye, Lavender, Cedar, Thorn, Breeze, Astral, Beer, Cricket, Horizon, Marble, Canyon, Timber, Shadow, Prism, Link, Willow, Fable, Solstice, Haze, Orbit, Bubbles, Trinket, Sapphire, Jayson, River, Skyler, Rowan, Taylor, Finley, Casey, Morgan, Avery, Reese, Harper, Charlie, Sage, Quinn, Alex, Riley, Jordan, Cameron, Dakota, Ellis, Bailey, Parker, Emery, Peyton, Blake, Drew, Avery, Logan, Devon, Jamie, Ashton, Kendall, Hayden, Blake, Jules, Tegan, Cassidy, Marley, Blair, Micah, Sam, Kai, Sawyer, Lennon, Sky, Dakota, Elliot, Lane, Arden, Ezra, Spencer, Emerson, Jude, Kieran, Harper, Ryan, Bailey, Brooks, Sage, Riley, Avery, Jude, Taylor, Avery, Sam, Logan, Alex, Kai, Quinn, Rowan, Casey, Alex, Drew, Jordan, Charlie, Reese, Wren, Cameron, Blake, Bailey, River, Skyler, Ashton, Kai, Devon, Elliot, Spencer, Marley, Kendall, Quinn, Taylor, Jordan, Parker, Reese, Hayden, Sage, Sky, Sam, Cameron, Emerson, Logan, Drew, Nimbus, X, Acorn, Sparrow, Rohan, Drift, Tinsel, Frost, Bramble, Ajax, Worm, Kay, Strigoi, Helios, Phalanx, Lee, Leo (short for Leonidas), Drayden, Angel, Alexander, Salem, Athena, Ajax, and HildaOliver, Sunny, Sage, Quasar, Jade, Jude, Bug, Mouse, Toro, Spark, Rocks, Moth, Roan, Sage, Bear, Pill, Banshee, Tooth, Nail, Lumia, Mutt, Rue, Roo, Ru, Rù, Thunder, Pyrite, Petal, Aurora, Lagoon, Pixel, Raven, Zephyr, Moth, Lyric, Wish, Atlas, Charm, Pocket, Lilac, Rune, Vapor, Dusk, Opal, Dusk, Dawn, Autumn, Stream, Halo, Tempest, Mist, Poppy, Gem, Nova, Quest, Dusty, Osprey, Orchid, Jinx, Flare, and Candle to jump you in the Whole Foods alley!"
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That's all the items, idk just pick one you'd keep laying around your own room if you had it
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What sort of foods/items would the main three enjoy if they were in Stardew? Dislikes? Hates?
Alan
Loves: Blackberries, Honey, Pancakes, and Fairy Rose
Likes: Acorns, Hazelnuts, and Pumpkins
Dislikes: Wild horseradish and Cactus fruit
Hates: Sweet Pea and Sea Cucumber
Stu
Loves: Summer spangle, Maki roll, and Opal
Likes: Leek, Spice berry, fried calamari, and beer
Dislikes: winter root and tea leaves
Hates: Algea soup,
Erika
Loves: Coffee, Fairy Stone, Green Tea, and Taro root
Likes: ginger root, apricot, and blue jazz
Dislikes: beer and red mushroom
Hates: Clay
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More incorrect quotes with my little genderbent MK series I'm working on. :>
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Jeanie (fem! Johnny), looking through her clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Kuixiang (fem! Kuai Liang): Kiyoko is in the kitchen.
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Hanae (fem! Hanzo): Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Kiyoko (fem! Kenshi), sipping coffee: What crawled up your ass this morning?
Kuixiang, walking in: Hey
Kiyoko: Hm.. nevermind.
Hanae: OHMYGODNO
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Tomoe (fem! Takeda): Well, remember when Jiā Yǐng made a romantic dinner for me?
Frost: Tomoe, she microwaved you a pizza.
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Jiā Yǐng (fem! Kung Jin): I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse.
Tomoe: Get out of bed, you're going to the meeting whether you like it or not.
Jiā Yǐng : I REFUSE.
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Carter (male! Cassie): Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Jiā Yǐng: They do.
Tomoe: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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Frost: What’s your favorite color?
Carter: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Frost: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Carter : My favorite color is pink.
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Jaylen (male! Jacqui): Kinda gay to make a wanted poster... Why do you want that man? So you can hold him?
Frost: Yeah. Hold him accountable.
Jaylen: Hold him accountable for stealing your heart?
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Carter: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.
Jiā Yǐng: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.
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Tomoe: Did you bring Jiā Yǐng ?
Frost, gesturing to Carter : No, but I brought the next best thing.
Tomoe: Carter ? The next best thing would be Jaylen.
Carter : I would be offended, but Jaylen is freakishly strong.
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Jiā Yǐng : I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Jaylen's phone number just by choosing random numbers.
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Carter : When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Jiā Yǐng : What changed your mind?
Carter : Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.
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Cyrax, texting Sektor: Who are you? Someone changed all my contact names.
Sektor: What did they change my name to?
Cyrax: Batman.
Sektor: Don't change it back.
Cyrax: But who the fuck are you?
Sektor: I'm Batman.
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Sektor: What are you drinking?
Cyrax: Vodka.
Sektor: Straight?
Cyrax: No, gay. Why?
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Cyrax: You look mentally ill.
Sektor: I am. Let’s go.
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Kiyoko: Can I have some?
Hanae, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.
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Kiyoko: If we lose, you’re out of the will.
Hanae: I was in the will?
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Kuixiang: Are you ready to commit?
Hanae: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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Kuixiang: Where's the most romantic spot for a first kiss? Wrong answers only.
Hanae: Dueling grounds.
Kuixiang: I said wrong answers only.
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Kiyoko: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Jeanie: This is a lie.
Jeanie: I'm literally dating her. This is a lie.
Jeanie: SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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Jeanie: I'm not gay, but you look hot today.
Kiyoko: We're literally dating.
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Jiā Yǐng: Do you think if skeletons were real, "Boner" would be a slur for them?"
Kung Lán (f! Kung Lao): ... Jiā Yǐng, I have wonderful news regarding the realness of skeletons.
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Kung Lán: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Jiā Yǐng: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.
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Kung Lán: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?
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Kung Lán: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Lú Kang: It’s just you.
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Lú Kang: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou-
Kung Lán: Probably.
Lú Kang: I didn't finish.
Kung Lán: Probably.
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Sektor: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.
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Raiden: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.
#delia's genderbent mk au#kuai liang#mortal kombat#johnny cage#frost#sektor#cyrax#bi han#genderbent#cassie cage#jacqui briggs#takeda takahashi#kung jin#incorrect quotes#delia's textposts#hanzo hasashi#kenshi takahashi#raiden#kung lao#liu kang
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Crystalline Gala Cuisine
Been a bit since I made a festival cuisine, and since my old ones have been circulating, I guiltily figured I should make one for the Gala before it ends. Gaolers and Tundras are both herbivores (though Gaolers also eat meat), but I headcanon that like most herbivores they will opportunistically eat fish, insects, and meat when given the chance. The dishes have a bit more mixing than the previous cuisine; in the Icefield you eat what you can and as much as you can to survive. Potato Onions are my replacement for potatos, because FR needs potatoes (and citrus and tomatoes and wheat and rice and spices).
Seeker Stew- originally a stew of necessity for traveling Seekers, it was made of dried Sea Grass, small Cragside Mussels, canned Common Minnows, Sour Elk milk, and spoiled Turnips. The dish was transformed back home, using fresh Spinach, meaty Olympia Oysters, Jumbo Shrimp, new Potato Onions, and…sour Snowfall Elk milk. Funk is flavor!
Shalefin in a Fur Coat- this uniquely named dish is a layered salad, like the layers of a Tundra fur coat. It is made of finely sliced pickled Shalefin fillets, grated Potato Onion, Gradish, and Honeycrisp Apple, and chopped hard-boiled Flecked Bushrunner eggs. The key binding ingredient is a flavorful mayonnaise made of Elk tallow, Dappled Clucker yolks, and dill.
Bear in a Cave Dumplings-a favorite of the Fae scholars of the Frozen Sanctum. It is a boiled or fried Potato Onion dumpling filled with fried Wooly Bear, Wild Onion, and Dryad's Saddle. It can be served with melted Elk milk butter and Winter’s Delight jam or a white sauce spiced with dried Dusky Mealworm and imported Golden Pepper.
Tundra Grub- a dish named after the main protein of the dish: a sausage filled with Tundra Grub meat, Longneck-grown oats, and Elk blood. The sausage is fried along with strips of Tundra Cactus before being added to an earthy brown sauce of Mycena Mushroom and Earthworms. It is typically served with an unleavened flatbread made of rye or Longneck oats, or a mash of Potato Onion.
Woodland Turkey Dinner- this was once a seasonal dish, but now is common year-round. While the star of the dinner is the roasted Woodland Turkey, the side dishes are just as essential. The most common is: Deep Sea Lobster and Jumbo Shrimp stuffing, roasted Winter Brussel Sprouts with a Superberry vinegarette, Tundra Grub and Potato Onion mash with Mycena Mushroom gravy, and Stonecorn rolls with Elk cheese and White Lace Honeybee honey. And last but not least, a Cinnamon and Honeycrisp Apple pie. A heavy dinner said to put even Sentinels to sleep!
Trunk Cheese- not actually cheese, but a cold meat dish made of fresh Bullephant Trunk (or Mammophant, though it is not as tasty). The meat of the trunk is removed and cooked in a mix of spices and Wild Onion, and then poured and set with gelatin in the skin of the trunk. Slices are cut from the trunk and served upon rye bread with strong Wild Mustard and pickled Gradish.
Edamame Soup and Pancakes- a popular yet odd combination of savory and sweet. This dish features a Chilled Edamame soup (heated of course, the chilled variety of plants grow better in the hot houses of Icefield) with large chunks of smokey Elk bacon, a sprinkle of thyme, and a dollop of Wild Mustard. The pancakes are made of nutty and mildly sweet Amaranth flour and served with Winter’s Delight jam. The soup is traditionally dished with a silver spoon, after a mighty Tundra king was poisoned by his favorite soup.
Warden’s Delight- a dessert, a snack, a spread upon rye bread, and a delight to every hatchie. It is a mix of Elk tallow, Spotted Seal or Wooly Walrus oil, fresh snow, and Winter’s Delight. As the mixture is whipped into fluffy peaks, it is traditional to sing “Warden’s Delight to fight off the night, no Shade or beast shall fill my sight. Drive away the hunger, drive away the cold, fill my belly and make me bold.”
Frozen Bouquet- flowers are rarity in the Southern Icefield, but this bouquet is made from flash-frozen flowers and fruits. After thawing they are quickly coated in a thin layer of crystalized maple syrup and then arranged into a bouquet. Often the bouquets have hidden meanings like Pretty Pink Mums for courting. Winterbelle for strength, and Wolfsbane for warning. But what every Tundra fears the most is a bouquet of Black Tulips.
Crisp Morning Cider- Vodka is life to Ice Flight, the warmth in one’s chest in a land where winter never ends. And while most drink it “neat”, when rations are low then cocktails are the answer! This drink is a common morning warmer and is a mix of White Lace Honeybee honey with hot water, Vodka, Honeycrisp Apple cider, and Cinnamon.
Boreal Brew-a tea made from the leaves of whatever green tree is available. Birch, Fir, Spruce, and Pine can all be brewed into an astringent tea with a citrus-y aftertaste. Unfortunately, Birch, Fir, and Spruce are typically harvested during Spring-Summer- but Pine is harvested during December. To help remove the bitter taste, Pine can be fermented with sugar for a week to a month (fermentation time depending on temperature) and then filtered and served as cold tea.
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