#palia smut

[reallyromealone]

Title: loud mouth

Fandom: palia

Characters: hassain, Reth

Fic type: smut

Pairings: Reth x hassain x male reader

Warnings: male reader, reader insert, top reader, plot? What plot, open no plot, smut, NSFW, bottom hassain

Notes: writing smut for once

Summary: hassains shit talking comes with consequences

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(name) rolled his eyes while hassain ran his mouth again, shit talking Reth like it was his life goal and the chef in question seemed to be at his breaking point while (name) frankly just wanted him to shut up.

"Hassain, shut up before we make you shut up" (name) said to the man, having just finished his shift at his brother's clothing store and frankly wasn't in the mood.

"Yeah?" Hassain glared and looked at the tailor up and down "make me"

Hassain choked slightly on (name)s cock, resting his back over a fallen log while Reth kept himself nice and snug between his legs, the chef's cock pounding his stretched hole with a shit eating grin "god you're so fucking right..." Reth moved his hands to toy with the man's pectorals "all that hunting really gave you a cute pair of tits..." Pinching and rolling his nipples while (name) held onto his throat and fucked it thoroughly "this is what happens when you talk shit baby... You get--"another hard thrust"-- punished!" Reths mouth found one of hassains nipples and began sucking, hand moving to toy with his cock while he pounded into him.

Hassain could barely focus on their words, hands gripping Reths hair and (names) hip and desperately trying to meet the chefs hips, eyes crossing slightly while his prostate got smashed by the chef's mushroom tip "such a good boy, taking us so well" Reth mumbled pulling off his chest to focus on chasing that sweet high and put the hunters muscled legs over his shoulders to fuck harder, the cool air of the forest feeling frigid against his hot flesh.

"Tap once if you want me to cum down your throat, twice of you want it on your face baby" (name) commanded hassain who tapped twice "keep your tongue out" pulling his cock out, (name) stroked his cock a few times before cumming all over hassains face, the man gasping and moaning as Reth pulled out and came across hassains chest while the hunter came pathetically.

"You gonna be a good boy now?" (Name) Asked him sweetly, gently kissing his cum coated lips "good boys get more of this, wanna be our good boy?"

Hassain nodded, biting his lip and felt something wet clean him, looking to see Reth clean him with some stream water and his apron "not gonna lie, always had a thing for you despite your tongue..." Reth admitted and (name) nodded in agreement "wanted both of you to model my clothing for my eyes only" he said "didn't know who to ask out, now I don't gotta do that"

Hassain didn't know what to do, how did he get from shit talking in the inn to having two boyfriends...?

Too tired to care, he let (name) haul him on his back after dressing him and walking back to Reths apartment.

[smallestflowtree]

Hi to everyone, especially all the new followers I've got since that post about writing! You all know this is a video game blog right

[piltoverfinest]

Hi. Yeah, I kinda vanished but I am back from the void, so here you go. Finally, we are getting some Hassian again.

I know, it's what we're all longing for: MORE HASSIAN <3 Gosh, I love that guy. Just, ugh, hard shell, buttery soft and vulnerable inside.

I hope you all enjoy this monster of a chapter, I feel like it's half a book long.

[im-not-margaret]

I have two more (short) chapters of sweet Hodari romance up, just waiting for you to read! Thank you for the support <3 I hope you enjoy!

[progenyofthephoenix]

Thinking of writing [REDACTED] fics bc I love these men ;-;

[applexxpop]

Tish x Jel x Transmale reader

Warning: Smut MDNI, overstimulation, the word “clit” is used to describe reader

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You laid on Jels bed, moaning as Tish thrusts her strap in and out of you

“Dragons..look at you, sweetheart, so pretty stretched around my strap”

She says, hands gripping your thighs and pushing them against your chest

“Yes, I must say you do look rather beautiful, Darling”

Jel said, who was standing on the side of the bed, fully clothed as he watched the two of you

“Please..”

You weren’t sure what you were begging for—Jels touch, a hand on your clit, anything 

“Aw poor boy”

Tish chuckled, her beautiful smile showing. She kissed your calf before letting go of your thighs and sat up on her knees, your legs no longer trapped between her and your chest but now bent at her sides

“Jel would you be a dear and give him a kiss?”

Tish asked. Jel immediately bent down and kissed your lips. You grabbed his necktie and eagerly kissed him back, moaning into his month 

“Do you want to cum, love?”

Jel ask after he pulled back, you nodded and looked at Tish for permission

“You can cum, lovely. Do you need Jel to touch you, hm?”

She asked, her thrusts slowing as she spoke

“Yes, please..need it”

You practically whined. Jel chuckled and slid a hand down to your clit, roughly rubbing circles, causing you to arch your back with a loud moan

“Come on, Sweetie, you can cum for us can’t you?”

Tish said, speeding her thrusts back up. The pit in your stomach grew

“Gonna cum, fuck..fuck!”

You came with a shout, one hand grabbing her thigh, and the other grabbed Jels unoccupied hand

“Think you can take a little more?”

Jel asked, intertwining his fingers with yours

“I-fuck I don’t-“

You whimpered at the overstimulation. Tish had slowed her hips to a stop, but Jels fingers still rubbed your overstimulated clit

“Now Jel, let’s not overwhelm him to much”

Tish said and pulled out, Jel hummed and removed his fingers from you

“Shh, breathe, sweetheart, It’s ok, we’re done. You did so well for us”

Tish praised you as she took up the strap and laid next to you, holding you close as your breathing calmed. Jel laid behind you and wrapped his arms around your waist, placing small kisses to the back of your neck

“Yes darling, you did so well, did everything Tish asked”

Jel said, you sighed with content, burying your face in Tish’s chest.

[ryokhaelblackwing]

Waking up from a dream. Walking into a nightmare.

Content Warning: Sexual activity, anxiety attack, CPTSD flashback

[awellboiledicicle]

I need more highly qualified perverts to get into Palia so I can pose the question "what's the dental care scene like?" Or "Do you think midwifery is a separate thing from doctoring? Is surgery? Would Chayne have scalpels" and get a two page minimum response where someone sat up straight and said "my time has come".

Every fandom needs an array of highly specific perverts.

And like. Sexual perverts because I've seen staggeringly little smut. Which is baffling for a variety of reasons. Make your blorbo fuck nasty, folks. Live a little. Its okay.

Give Jina objectum for artifacts. Make Sifuu decide she needs to lean into how horny her book was and she needs more research. Write Nai'o and Kenyatta fucking in the stables bc that's 1000% what they're up to. Write Reth jacking off to the player bc he doesnt have time to get frisky but he has a few mins to rub one out. Write Barduu and Delilah where he's worshipping her body and making bad puns. Write Hassain jerking off to the player and getting mad at himself bc he let his little crush get this far before they've shown interest. Ainar.

Theres possibility here people!

[olderthannetfic]

I'm checking out a new game called Palia, it's a fun little combatless MMO.

They have "fan art guidelines" which basically say "please draw canon compliant art that we can use however we want without paying you for it"

https://support.palia.com/hc/en-us/articles/17861287300628-Fan-Art-Guidelines

I can't draw anything more than a crooked stick figure, but these guidelines have me wanting to draw AU smut to post somewhere the company will see it but not be able to do anything about it, because fair use is a thing that exists.

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[who-knew-a-sheep-can-write]

Da Rules & Commission Info:

Will Write:

NSFW

Gore

Triggering Events (Unless stated otherwise)

Teratophilia & Exophilia (Monsters)

MxM

WxW

LGBTQ+

Poly!Relationships

Non!Con/Dub!Con/Rape

A/B/O Dynamics

Will NOT Write:

Underage

Incest/Stepcest

Maybe more to come? Just ask tbh

Rules for fics:

Please state the character(s) that you would like in the fic

Please give a vague description of a scenario - or really distinct if it's on your mind.

Please pick from only the fandoms listed below.

Please only ask when the ask box is open as it will be stated on the website front.

Please let me know how you want it: Angsty, fluff, smut, etc.

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Please give a description of what you want.

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Please only ask when the ask box is open as it will be stated on the website front.

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Characters can be from different fandoms.

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Fandoms I Write For: (Bolded are the ones I love to write for more)

Coral Island

Dead by Daylight

Fallout Series

Far Cry Series

Final Fantasy Series (7, 8, 9, 14, 15, 16 mostly)

Overwatch

Palia

Red Dead Redemption Series

Resident Evil Series

Stardew Valley

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Evil Within Series

The Last of Us Series

The Witcher Series

The Wolf Among Us

X-Men

[smallestflowtree]

Outside the inn Hodari pulls Leta against the wall and kisses her, deeply, holding her face with both his hands, and she melts against him, her hands on his chest. Then she pulls away, laughing, and grabs his hand, and he lets her pull him down the road.

The moons are high and bright. The noise of the wedding party fades behind them until the only sound on the deserted street is their footsteps, their breathing, Leta’s giggling. When they reach his parents’ house Hodari stops her again to kiss her in the doorway, pressing her against the frame, and she presses herself right back up against him, her fingers already undoing a couple of his shirt buttons.

This chapter is mainly SMUT I'm afraid to say. Sorry about that

(heh heh)

[da3drat]

20 questions for writers

tysm @wispstalk for tagging me! :D tagging back @ghoulingcooper as always but I thinkkkk everyone else has been tagged already. Questions under the cut~

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

Three

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

3,413

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Just elder scrolls so far, though I do have ideas for a palia fic floating around.

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

lol. my top one is In the End, the World Still Turns. Which doesn't surprise me bc it's my only Oblivion fic.

5. Do you respond to comments?

YES sometimes it takes me a while to get around to it though because I have the memory of a goldfish

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Not Dead (Yet) will definitely have the angstiest ending when we finally get there. We love tragedy in this house.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

uhhhh none? lets go with none of them.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Nope ! <3 I love you elder scrolls fandom

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

nah. frankly I don't think I would be any good at it so I prefer to just allude to sex and leave off right before or pick up right after. also to be real with you I'm still getting over my just came out of the closet lesbian repression. so maybe we'll get there eventually.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

My one Palia fic would be an Oblivion crossover! But idk if it will ever actually get written. The plot and lore in Palia interest me and I really think the effect they and the setting have on Celeste is interesting but I have so much Elder Scrolls fic I want to write that I just don't know if it'll ever be at the top of my to write list. Not to mention my personal project.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

No and tbh I don't have the readership numbers to be worried about that lol.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Also no!

13. Have you ever co-written a fic?

noooo but I have co planned a LOT of them with Cat even if they haven't been written. s2g they will someday.

14. What's your all-time favorite ship?

I mean I think we all know its Ayem/Nerevarine lol. I think it shines a really interesting light on Almalexia and gives you the opportunity to dig into her character. It also implies an interesting Nerevarine (imo not to toot my own horn here lol) because it requires them to understand the danger of meeting someone who quite literally murdered you in a previous life and then still show them vulnerability and compassion. Idk shipping is sort of an exercise in character analysis to me, and I like what the Nerevarine can draw out of Almalexia and vice versa. With Meri and Almalexia specifically they're two chronic liars who meet someone that knows their tells and that's the closest to honesty they can get. And that breeds an interesting form of codependency. Having one person in the entire world who can see you for who you are no matter how hard you try to hide it, and then accepts and even loves that person even though they objectively kind of suck lol.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Don't have any atm! My only wip is Not Dead (Yet) and I'm so fucking determined to finish this even if it takes me years.

16. What are your writing strengths?

fuck if I know. I haven't been doing this long enough to have any real idea about it I'm just kind of throwing shit at the page and hoping for the best. I like to believe it's my character work.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

THIS one I could give u a list a mile long lmao but I will say I think I show my hand too early and I tend to lack subtlety. Working on that quite deliberately rn.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I mostly throw in bits and pieces for emotional effect. Terms of endearment and the like. I know basically nothing about linguistics or being bilingual so I feel like I would want to a lot of serious research before I tried anything more serious than tossing a few dunmeri cuss words or velothi nicknames into a fic lol.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

um. supernatural.

20. Favorite fic you've written?

NOT DEAD YET. NOT DEAD YETTTTTTT. it's the first multi-chapter project I've ever attempted and also I care so much about this story and these characters that it's really motivating me to try to improve my work every single time I sit down to write.<3

[im-not-margaret]

Here -- have another.

I swear I'm trying to take a break but I just can't. My brain doesn't stop moving. Anyway, here's chapter 12. How I felt writing it ⬇️

[quietnpleasant]

intro or sumn

MINORS DNI! 18+

name: becca

age: 21

purpose of blog: this is where my depraved ass shit is gonna go. smut (either mine or others’), p•rn, etc.

other info: MULTIFANDOM & MULTIINTEREST do not expect it to be organized tbh

fandoms:

Arcane

Stranger Things

Palia

Stardew Valley? maybe?

Overwatch? maybe?

idk just whatever im vibing w and whatever i find hot asl honestly

HARD NO’S: scat, vomit, will update as necessary

i will post depraved shit. this is your warning. if you do not agree with or dislike it please keep scrolling or block me, no hard feelings!

anyways love yas :3 hope you enjoy this shitshow

[chickenmaie]

ALERT! Music In The Valley, Chapter 15 is up, and... it's plotty smut. Or smutty plot. Anyway. My first smut and it's done and posted and I'm gonna go crawl in a hole now.

#I've been stressing over this #smut is HARD yes I see what I did there #palia nsfw

[inkboundalchemy]

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Meet the Menace

Hi yes hello my name is Salem. I used to have an account for fanfiction and my own creative writing but I lost the email to time...rip. I'm back as a source to get out my creative outlet.

If you request something please be patient as I have a full-time job and full-time college currently. I also volunteer part time in other areas.

Note I have the right to not write requests if I'm not up for it and just do not feel up for it. I prioritize whatever I am feeling at the moment. I also am not the most confident in my writing abilities at times so BE NICE PLEASE as my grammar isn't the greatest always. I'm doing my best, just here to have fun.

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๋࣭ ⭑⚝ they/he

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ 24 y/o

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ infp - taurus - chaotic neutral - pagan

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ spoonie and has adhd

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ very queer

fandoms/video games/ and other media i enjoy and may write for (not a full list)

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ palia

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ x-men (movieverse)

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ legend of zelda

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ lord of the rings

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ stardew valley

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ original content

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ and more...I just cant think of any

what will i write for?

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ fluff

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ smut

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ romance

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ dark fics

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ most popular topics

what will i not write for? who is this blog for?

This blog is for ADULTS ONLY 18+. Minors do NOT interact! You will be blocked on sight.

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ yandere positive content (i have some trauma. idc what others do tbh)

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ ddlg content (or anything of the sort. again. trauma)

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ any usual icks im sure i'll add

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