#pair that with a knife-

[mysticfemme]

I fell down a pinterest wormhole and now I'm thinking about butches dressed like mafia bosses

[sleepy-writes-stuff]

DP X DC PROMPT #27

(Time for something a little more lighthearted/found family. Could probably also make this a crack prompt instead.)

(#) = Notes at the end of post

(*) = Just me building off of other ideas.

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Visitation Rights

When Danny went to list Dani/Ellie as his heir after she'd come back from her years of traveling the world, he was quickly informed that he already had one in line for the thrown.

"What? Since when?!"

The pretentious, floating eyeball looked like he wanted to be anywhere else other than here, providing information to King Phantom, but explained anyway.

"The day you officially achieved royal status, you permanently linked your being to the Infinite Realms. When this happened, however, a child was in the process of being created with the assistance of ectoplasmic runoff that's been leaking into the mortal world for centuries. As a result of your power being incorporated into the Realms at such a time, this human child retained an imprint of your core signature. The Infinite Realms itself has recognized this child as your offspring. Your... other offspring has yet to be recognized in such a way and would therefore be considered your second heir once claimed."

Danny stared at the Observant with wide, blank eyes that were slowly filling with dread and panic.

"Why are you just telling me this now?? My coronation was over a decade ago!" He held his face in his hands and gave a horrified groan at what he just learned.

"If you really wanted that clone as your heir, I'm afraid it's too late to change it-"

Danny's head shot back up with a snarl and furious green eyes.

"That's not what I'm upset about you walking cataracts! Eleven years! I've missed eleven years of this kid's life!! How could you think I-"

At a loss for words, he growled deep in his chest. Deep enough that it echoed throughout the halls and rattled the floors.

"Who is this kid, and where can I find them?"

Once given the information and learning of the child's other parental figures, he gets to work. A few weeks later, he appears in the home office of a well-known billionaire with a stack of papers that he promptly slams onto the desk in front of the startled man. (1)

"I demand visitation rights to our son, Damian Wayne."

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(1) Danny actually visited Talia first to get visitation rights. Needless to say, that didn't go very well. He's still got a couple knives floating around in his chest cavity because of it.

(*) ALSO! I'm not sure how this lines up with the DC/Batman timeline. All I figured out is that if Danny waited to be crowned until after he graduated college as an astrophysicist, which take 5 to 7 years, he'd be about 36 years old when he finds out about Damian. Bruce would be about 41, so the age gap is only 5 years. If y'all wanna make this Danny/Bruce, go ahead!

[catfindr]

[heartorbit]

the star you've longed for

[tumblerislovetumblerislife]

Portrait of Mevrautje Inej

inspired by the amazing fic Serves You Right by @linearao3, for all your undercover kanej needs, incl kaz being very into playing inej's servant ;)

[phonification]

doodle dump because i will not finish these evar!!!!!!!!!!

[adorkastock]

stabby mcstabbyman

[peanutheadedshenanigans]

so that ii finale was really something

[clownsuu]

when you post wallyhowdy content, its like i am the monkey rattling the bars of my cage and you are the kind biologist giving me a little treat

Totally wasn’t listening to “It’s gunna be me” while drawing smh

cw a singular knife

You’re honor, I’m obsessed smhh

also you can tell I’m still having a crisis on how I draw Wally MDHHFHDHDH

[c6jpg]

Next time, I'll lock the windows too.

[satans-knitwear]

I have made some intimidating dragon wings for the baby-bean.

[tendo-64]

this is it tumblr, i think i've done it. i've finally reached peak brainrot

(btw i didn't make the clothes i trialed-and-errored buying doll clothes online until they fit lmao)

[waugh-bao]

[catfindr]

[senselessalchemist]

ahhh fuckit why not - halloween comic in november

(apologies for inconsistent quality)

[ohkate]

There's no worse feeling than loving a movie/tv show so much, and wanting to share that with someone who's never seen it. And then you sit down to watch together and they aren't as into it as you and they get up to go to the bathroom or are on their phones and you're just like... why don't you love this as much as me?? What's wrong with you?

It's a little heartbreak that isn't talked about enough.