#pair that with a knife-

[mysticfemme]

I fell down a pinterest wormhole and now I'm thinking about butches dressed like mafia bosses

[sleepy-writes-stuff]

DP X DC PROMPT #27

(Time for something a little more lighthearted/found family. Could probably also make this a crack prompt instead.)

(#) = Notes at the end of post

(*) = Just me building off of other ideas.

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Visitation Rights

When Danny went to list Dani/Ellie as his heir after she'd come back from her years of traveling the world, he was quickly informed that he already had one in line for the thrown.

"What? Since when?!"

The pretentious, floating eyeball looked like he wanted to be anywhere else other than here, providing information to King Phantom, but explained anyway.

"The day you officially achieved royal status, you permanently linked your being to the Infinite Realms. When this happened, however, a child was in the process of being created with the assistance of ectoplasmic runoff that's been leaking into the mortal world for centuries. As a result of your power being incorporated into the Realms at such a time, this human child retained an imprint of your core signature. The Infinite Realms itself has recognized this child as your offspring. Your... other offspring has yet to be recognized in such a way and would therefore be considered your second heir once claimed."

Danny stared at the Observant with wide, blank eyes that were slowly filling with dread and panic.

"Why are you just telling me this now?? My coronation was over a decade ago!" He held his face in his hands and gave a horrified groan at what he just learned.

"If you really wanted that clone as your heir, I'm afraid it's too late to change it-"

Danny's head shot back up with a snarl and furious green eyes.

"That's not what I'm upset about you walking cataracts! Eleven years! I've missed eleven years of this kid's life!! How could you think I-"

At a loss for words, he growled deep in his chest. Deep enough that it echoed throughout the halls and rattled the floors.

"Who is this kid, and where can I find them?"

Once given the information and learning of the child's other parental figures, he gets to work. A few weeks later, he appears in the home office of a well-known billionaire with a stack of papers that he promptly slams onto the desk in front of the startled man. (1)

"I demand visitation rights to our son, Damian Wayne."

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(1) Danny actually visited Talia first to get visitation rights. Needless to say, that didn't go very well. He's still got a couple knives floating around in his chest cavity because of it.

(*) ALSO! I'm not sure how this lines up with the DC/Batman timeline. All I figured out is that if Danny waited to be crowned until after he graduated college as an astrophysicist, which take 5 to 7 years, he'd be about 36 years old when he finds out about Damian. Bruce would be about 41, so the age gap is only 5 years. If y'all wanna make this Danny/Bruce, go ahead!

[catfindr]

[heartorbit]

the star you've longed for

[tumblerislovetumblerislife]

Portrait of Mevrautje Inej

inspired by the amazing fic Serves You Right by @linearao3, for all your undercover kanej needs, incl kaz being very into playing inej's servant ;)

[phonification]

doodle dump because i will not finish these evar!!!!!!!!!!

[adorkastock]

stabby mcstabbyman

[clownsuu]

when you post wallyhowdy content, its like i am the monkey rattling the bars of my cage and you are the kind biologist giving me a little treat

Totally wasn’t listening to “It’s gunna be me” while drawing smh

cw a singular knife

You’re honor, I’m obsessed smhh

also you can tell I’m still having a crisis on how I draw Wally MDHHFHDHDH

[funnymothguy]

IVE BEEN ROBBED

[c6jpg]

Next time, I'll lock the windows too.

[satans-knitwear]

I have made some intimidating dragon wings for the baby-bean.

[tendo-64]

this is it tumblr, i think i've done it. i've finally reached peak brainrot

(btw i didn't make the clothes i trialed-and-errored buying doll clothes online until they fit lmao)

[senselessalchemist]

ahhh fuckit why not - halloween comic in november

(apologies for inconsistent quality)

[catfindr]

[fiberpunk027]

Yenna and Gale Headcannon

It’s well established or believed that Gale is the camp cook. Then along comes the precious little scamp Yenna and her pairing knife. I love to imagine that at first Gale is awkward sharing the cook pot with a small child. Over time however they start to chat, make suggestions for each other’s recipes and eventually they’re a tour de force of culinary prowess. The crew is eating Michelin star meals from then on out thanks to Gale and Yenna teaming up, and possibly due to the plethora of fresh ingredients in the city.

Maybe cooking with Yenna convinces Gale he just might be father material. And suddenly he’s staring at Tav as they’re savoring their latest culinary creation and imagining how they’d look with a child in their lap.

[swan2swan]

Easy for you to say, Mister Ridealong-With-the-Self-Sacrificing-Mercenary!

The last time guys showed up on the island with guns, you didn't have any (*S&P whispering*) stun-sticks pointed in your face, or get menaced by a man holding a (*whisperwhisper*) crossbow just out of frame, or realize that the guy you thought was friendly was actually a dangerous stranger as he picks up a ten-inch-knife (*looks over expectantly, blinks in surprise*) and talks to you while holding it in the same frame.