#page 333

[sharry-arry-odd]

"I hope it's okay," Marilyn says. "Fine," I say, and it's embarrassing that I'm talking to not even a plant but a picture of a plant on someone else's phone, but I can't help myself. "Look at you. You're growing up. And you're surrounded by so many sexy ferns." Huge, primordial ferns rise from the ground around him. "He was all cooped up in that pot," Marilyn says. "There was no room for him to grow. I mean, his poor little roots were traumatized. I hope I did all right." Fine won't be coming with me anymore. He won't sit on his perch and watch TV with me ever again. He isn't mine anymore. "It's great," I tell Marilyn. "It's perfect. I think I was holding him back." "There's a lovely pepper bush in there waiting to come out," Marilyn says. "He's going to just grow and grow. Next time you see him, I bet you won't even recognize the little guy." You see, I tell Fine inside my head. You're going to be better than ever. "And now you've got an excuse," Marilyn says. "For what?" "To come visit," she says.

The Final Girl Support Group, by Grady Hendrix

[districtfourmermaid]

Whichever producer decided big pit bulls were better than Tribute-esque werewolf creatures made a bad choice.

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[pesterloglog]

Jane Crocker, Rose Lalonde, Jade Harley

Page 333-334

JANE: Well, isn't this just heartwarming? The prodigal daughter returned to the loving bosom of her family.

ROSE: Oh, is this one of those rare and marvelous beasts, the "villain speech"?

ROSE: I've written one or two in my time.

ROSE: I'm on the edge of my seat. I hope it's better than your political material; I've always found that rather trite.

JANE: I haven't given a political speech in years, Ms. Lalonde. I don't know what you're referring to. I'm just a simple business woman.

JADE: right with her own talk show

JADE: and multi billion dollar merchant company and lobbying groups!

JANE: That's what a business woman is, Jade, dear.

JANE: But enough of that. I'll skip straight to the point.

JANE: You are on my territory, in the presence of my secret police, laying your hand on my investment.

JANE: You think I come anywhere unprepared? I haven't left the house without an armed guard in years.

ROSE: Is it the libidinous power rush that comes from snapping your fingers at men with guns, or are you worried that you might accidentally do something heroic?

JANE: Your ship is in contested airspace. You will land, whereby it will be confiscated by the Royal Human Guard. After that you will be taken into custody.

JANE: All of you. Let's call it a family vacation, shall we? Hoo hoo hoo.

JADE: wow could you be any more full of yourself??

JADE: shut the fuck up for a minute and look up!

[triona-tribblescore]

I WANNA DRAAWW!! RAHHHGG!! Absolutely swamped with college work, im so tired TT (hence whatever tf this is lmao)

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[currenthyperf1xat1ons]

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[foundinthevoid]

Adventures in the dreamatorium!!

[pesterloglog]

Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider

Act 2, page 333

TT: In some cultures the persistent refusal of a lady's invitation to play a game with her would be a sign wanton disrespect.

TT: Either that, or flagrant homosexuality.

TG: what oh no

TG: no look

TG: im busy ok

TG: ive got a lot of shit on my plate

TG: i am sort of a big deal ok?

TT: I know.

TT: Sometimes I wonder how you are ever allowed to pay for meals in restaurants.

TT: It must be hard to keep a low profile when you're always overhearing awed voices whisper, "It's that guy who has a blog."

TG: seriously

TG: dudes be worshipping me left and right

TG: i cant hardly walk down the street without stepping over torsos of the prostrate

TT: Navigating the urban landscape I'm sure is difficult enough without an obstacle course of deferential flesh and skyward asses.

TT: Perhaps adapting the art of parkour to your unique environment would help?

TG: yeah!

TG: i mean damn

TG: like theres this scruffy little shit at my feet

TG: an orphan or something i dont know

TG: face flush on the pavement

TG: im like dude you listening for a stampede of buffalo or something?

TG: he braves a look at me then gives my shoe a little kiss and scurries the fuck off

TT: Heavy is the crown.

TG: yeah

TG: not kicking oliver twist in the fucking face every day is my gift to the world i guess

TT: Breathtaking magnanimity!

TG: among other things

TG: i just give and fucking give

TT: Indeed, nary a jewel tumbles from your wishbox of daily exploits which I imagine does not sparkle.

TG: oh for fucks sake

TG: youre just lobbying for me to play that dumb game

TT: Baseless accusation!

TG: look i am telling you

TG: egbert is ALL ABOUT that game

TG: he will play it with you and probably be tickled retarded about it

TT: I know this very well.

TT: I cannot hasten his mail's delivery, however.

TG: yeah yeah

TG: ill hassle him some more about it

TG: and look how about this

TG: if you ever find yourself in the position where your life depends on me playing that piece of shit game, then ill play

TG: will that make you happy

TT: More than you know.

TT: It perfectly mollifies my grief over the demise of chivalry.

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