#padta

[reglitter]

Lasagna Soup

[carolinavasconcelos]

Lasagna Soup

[gaysessuale]

ritrovamento di TikTok

[iftitah]

aurat jaat bhi kam madarchod nahi hai vaise <3

[kaafisanskari]

When i say "suno na", you must reply with "tumhare alava aur sunta bhi kiska hu"

Yeh "haan bol" kya hota hai

[akshinayak]

My mom just called my Kanha high maintenance.

Dude.... why

[tuta-hua-saaz]

Blue line is literally musical chairs

[shadowseductress]

raat ke 12baje nehi, Varsha's inner demon jaag kar trauma yaad karne laga

true

par sach toh yeh ha ki mai 24×7 traumatized rehta hu

[misssclumsy]

Aj kal ap muskurate hue nazar nhe aate lgta hai fir se ishq ho gya hai apko

ہوش والوں کو خبر کیا بے خودی کیا چیز ہے

عشق کیجے پھر سمجھئے زندگی کیا چیز ہے

Hosh waalo ko khabar kya hai be khudi kya chij hai ishq kijiye phir samjhiye jindagi kya chij hai

[apatheticfluorescence]

What I've learned is almost every complete meal takes minimum 15 minutes no matter what you do. Like, even toast and egg with a sauteed begetable takes a similar amount of time as pasta(although I don't have a toaster). So my thing is, if I'm cooking I might as well spend an extra 5 mins making the more satisfying meal that's slightly more involved. Also with something like pasta you can clean up while the pasta boils which evens out the time spent cooking tbh.

[jalebi-weds-bluetooth]

‘There hasn’t been a time, place or universe where I haven’t loved you.’

[supermanngf]

i want to feel something.

[sillverstreets]

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[urgrossdaughter]

SOMEONE GIVE ME THE COURAGE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE 😭😭

[hauxicrook]

abhi thoda thik lag raha hai

[delicatetaysversion]

GUYS OKAY

1. there is this girl in the office she's like 2 years older than me i think and she's very pretty and very smart and diligent okay so she was wearing a kurti today and she was wearing winged eyeliner (!!!!!!) and we're not exactly friends but i think she like pities me or something so she asked me to have lunch with her and other ppl and they were talking about clothes and NO ONE was telling her how pretty she looked like they were talking about clothes and kahan acche milte hai and i was like how are u guys even thinking about this literally my brain is just screaming GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND ok so when we were alone i was like fuck it she deserves to know so i said aapka eyeliner bohot pretty lag raha hai and she. GIGGLED!! and she said ty and was complaining about how no one else dressed up so i said yeah your kurti and everything aap bohot pretty lag rahe ho!!!!!! she was just like giggling cutely :((

2. like i said she's very smart so like this ma'am she told me to learn from her how to do an audit thing and she was explaining about like tally and shortcut keys and scigst but we were sitting soooo close on the pc together our legs were touching and. and i think i kinda spaced out staring at her winged eyeliner BECAUSE SHE SAID bhai mujhe kyun ghoor rahi hai pc pe dekh mein baar baar nahi sikhane wali 😭😭 but like she wasn't angry okay she was just amused (?) i think she thinks im just kinda dumb and slow to understand new stuff which lol i def am. but like anyway caught in 4k!!!!!!!