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Every time I get booped I imagine their pfp is booping my pfp so when I get attacked it feels like
#pLEASE YOURE KILLING HIM#this was really dumb no clue why I drew this#the thought of Vee TOH beating up Reigen MP100 was just a really funnt visual to me#the owl house#toh#mob psycho 100#mp100#mp100 reigen#toh vee#stormyblankets#boop#boop o meter#april fools
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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest
Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here
Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½
It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony
#the final confrontation was basically his first death again#and YES he Does want the Joker dead#and it would've been really really nice if Batman was the one who did it#but when batman made it clear he wouldn't kill the joker. Jason easily switched to saying āLET me kill the jokerā to accommodate#because he Wanted batman to pass his test#he gave a test to dick too. and technically tim but it wasnt the family test it was a different one so it doesnt rly count#AFTER utrh and the reveal and the batarang you can go hog wild about it. i care less about it then#granted i do believe they make jason more scared of the joker after it at some point#i guess because hes a bit too willing to kill the joker and ive heard jason wasnt meant to live after utrh#my watsonian explain for that is he was so fixated on his plan he cpuld override his fear. or maybe the pit. either work#i prefer the fixation bc i dont like the explanation that the pit was the /only/ reason he could get all plan together and done#BUT THATS UNRELATED!!!#dc stop putting the joker in jason stories im begging you please please please. lock him in a vault for the next 20 years or something#it Cpuld be good and i understand. but also. after so long of people that dont know or go for jasons need for family and parents#that love him and he can trust#the joker starts to feel like?? hm. words. a cop out? oh haha its that guy that killed him woagh hes here#i bet you dont even know that jaybin got beat until unconsciousness by an angry mob#while asking batman to save him only for batman to have to walk away#anwya. where was i going with this#i think i got off topic#jason todd#dc comics#batman#ADDED AN EDIT. SORRY. this post has been haunting me it keeps me awake. what if people misunderstand#they cant read my tags where i ramble more depth. thisbis the only option#EDIT EDIT: hiii#removed the sentence abt jason having the joker for several days bc i misremembered some things#go read its-your-mind 's addition instead also#ok no more i wont edit this post anymore i promise
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āBattinson needs a Robinā āBattinson needs a Supermanā āBattinson needs a Harleyā I agree with all of that, but do you know what else Battinson needs? An Oliver Queen.
#theyād be so big brother/little brother to me#Oliver is like yeah thatās my baby brother heās a billionaire and Iām gonna have to kill him sadly. heās my loser for now#Battinson deserves an older sibling who says āif someone asks you donāt know meā but will bash teeth in for him#Bruce: olllie can you please grab me a coffee?#oliver: how about you pay your taxes you wealth hoarding fuck (buys him one anyway)#bruce wayne#oliver queen#battinson#dc#text
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what if i wrote a de-age fic but it's morgana trying to kill arthur and she messed up the spell somehow so now instead of a dead king she looks down at her five-year-old brother standing in the dirt
Morgana: what the fuck why are you so small
Arthur, sneering with gap teeth: why are you so dirty? forget bath time?
Morgana: oh my god i don't think i can go through this again
#morgana#arthur pendragon#pendragon siblings#writing#fic#just arthur like ah yes i love you very much my strangely taller and dirtier sister please let me have juice#and morganas watching him color on the dirty floor of her hut like wait how the fuck i was supposed to kill you#but heres your juice
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Haven't been able to think about anything other than the victorian/edwardian/WW1 twink and his 80's punk almost-boyfriend for a week, send help
#this tv show has consumed my every thought#it's like tumblr catnip#go watch it#it will eat away at your brain#there's also a butch lesbian butcher#an autistic manga loving weirdo (my beloved)#and a badass psychic who's also a mess#WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT?#updating the post bc the reblogs lead me on a WILD wiki rabbit hole about the eras of England#okay so Edwin is born in 1900 which means he was born 1 year before the end of the Victorian era (1837-1901) so technically he's a victoria#baby who lived his childhood in the Edwardian era (1901-1910) and his teens in the pre/start of WW1 era (started in 1914)#until he was killed :( in 1916#so my boy here lived though MANY historical events and time periods#shout out to my victorian/edwardian/WW1 twink#history is very fun and this is why i love this website bc where else would i have to do research for my blorbo?#I do however find it very funny if Gaiman named him Edwin in honour of the Edwardian time period he grew up in#I love that man and it wouldn't surprise me if he turned out to be a history nerd (affectionate) like the rest of you#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#crystal palace#niko dbd#dbd#please feel free to dm me about history i adore it
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Iām with you, my love The lights shining through on you Yes, Iām with you, my love Itās the morning and just we two
#spike btvs#spuffy#spuffyedit#btvs#btvsedit#buffy the vampire slayer#it's terribly simple#you know you want to dance#injuries cw#bites and chews and gnaws on anyone who says buffy didnt love spike. BITES and CHEWS and GNAWS on them.#like is that not the whole point? of him? of his entire character arc? of his burning to ash as he breaks the sunnydale high school#(AKA buffy's personal cage within the slayer's cage that was sunnydale itself AKA the place where he and buffy first ever fought#and he nearly killed her for the very first time but was foiled by the immense love someone felt for her) as he breaks that place to rubble#in a way also very reminiscent of the first time they slept together and Literally Fucked A Building Down. anyway as he's doing ALL OF THAT#like sure she doesnt HAVE to love him she doesnt owe him anything and even if she did love isnt about obligation. but when buffy says#that she loves him in that scene. theres nothing to indicate that she doesnt feel it. that she isnt telling the truth.#idk man. people take a man who is dying telling someone not to love him as the gospel truth when i feel like its more ... like maybe he's#making a misguided effort to be kind? he's telling her ''dont get too hung up on the vampire thats about to catch on fire#and get your pretty ass out of here while you still can please.''#whatever. WHATEVER. in the perfect btvs that lives in my head most of ats isnt canon but esp the part where spike comes back and doesnt#immediately 1. ASK IF DAWN WAS OKAY 2. upon being told by angel that he cant be put in touch with buffy because [mumbles] misogyny?#go ahead and engage in a flirt campaign at harmony until she breaks down and calls buffy for him. those would be like the FIRST TWO THINGS#that spike did after he came back to unlife. first two things frfr#i'm gonna end the tag rant there. hmm
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do we think armand looks so bothered when daniel tells him "i don't forgive you. you were going to drain me, pal" because the whole time armand's remembering how daniel did not only forgive him back in the day, he used to beg on his fucking knees for armand to use his powers and feed from him during sex. and now he has to stand in front of amnesia-induced daniel decades later and act guilty about it while bitterly thinking "boy, drinking your blood and throwing you around with my mind used to be our foreplay. you would whine for it like a puppy and behave like a brat whenever i didn't indulge you with it. but yeah sure NOOOW you want me to be sorry š"
#daniel back in the day: bite my neck and drain my veins while you **** me like a *****? please please please plese please please plea-#daniel now: you were going to DRINK ME DRY!#armand: ššššš#this is YOUR FAULT for vampire beaming the memories out of your minion armand#start zapping back little bits of daniel drooling when you killed humans in front of him and see what happens#interview with the vampire#iwtv#armandaniel#devil's minion
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we should make Nico more fucked up, actually. enough woobifying him. that boy should be covered in blood and viscera
#pjo#riordanverse#nico di angelo#we've done ''nico ships where his partner coddles and takes care of him while he heals from the innumerable trauma''#now let's do more ''nico ships where his partner helps him move past his trauma and enables him to be gay do crime''#more nico ships where nico is having his big 3 kid force-of-nature moments and his boyfriend goes ''HOT''#whatever happened to ''Will and Nico's first date was killing a man together. also Michael was there''#even stuff like. [tsats spoilers] getting all your negative attributes physically ripped out of you and turned into immortal creatures#that perhaps could leave you Changed! give me Nico who had the darkness taken from him#and it leaves him just a little unsettlingly bright and empty like a partial husk of himself#give me Nico whose cacodaemons can reabsorb back into him like he's their walking nest to hide in and emerge from whenever they please#he's just left an unsettling host for shadow monsters of pain and trauma#that's just one avenue. Nico's the spooky guy let him be spooky!#im constantly rotating just normal Nico operating on underworld laws/logic/mortality in my brain#make him WEIRDER
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from what I infer from some of his dialogue, my guess is that while lucanis hasn't had a proper relationship before he has had one night stands and short term flings. and -- listen, I know he's a dick and a menace and probably a hopeless case but please do still spare illario dellamorte a moment of your thoughts and pity for the role of incredulous yet intrepid wing man that he's all but certainly had to play on several occasions for that to happen. there are 100% people out there who were trying SO fucking hard to get no strings attached laid by this stupidly hot emotionally unavailable mysterious stranger who won't be in town for long without lucanis ever realizing it. people who would have remained tragically unlaid if illario weren't there to clue him in.
I'm just imagining Illario staring in pure dismay and disbelief at his dumbass of a cousin failing to pick up what someone isn't just putting down but scattering all over the floor like glittery confetti burning with a magnesium flame brightness to spell out 'SIR PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RAIL ME THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ENTHUSIASTIC INVITATION TO MY BED' and having to push him out the door after them like 'maker's breath sometimes i don't understand how you have the wits to grip the right end of a knife, lucanis, they were throwing themselves at you and you just stared at them in mild puzzlement until they gave up and went away go fucking GET THEM for the sake of my sanity if nothing else!!!'
#'oh was THAT what that was' lucanis realizes as illario all but throws him onto the person's lap and walks away shaking his head#once he was actually there and the stiuation and what's expected of him were understood I think he'd do wonderfully!#but provably he uh. takes some clueing in at times#illario 'cousin one day you will have fun even if it kills me' dellamorte (dramatic irony edition)#tfw your cousin-brother is SO hot. and so autistic.#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#every day I think about 'get that man to stop yelling at me'. illario snooze that guy for me please. their *Dynamic*.#i finished murder of crows last night and the way lucanis' 'not. now' is so out of proportion to what's actually happened.#he sounds mildly annoyed. like illario blunted one of his knives or something instead of shredded his soul. this family is. something#we never get how much of illario's 'that isn't even my cousin that's a demon' shit is real beneath the. general scarness of him lol#but you know what I call that? free narrative real estate. I'm going to go ahead and make myself so so sad about this for no reason <3#illario loves and hates this guy in ways even he himself doesn't understand. so annoying when abel gets back up again#and still wants you to come to family dinner tonight while your hands are dripping with his blood#if anyone had to listen to lucanis anxiously deciding what would be the best way to court the prickliest man in thedas#and deciding on one of the worst possible options. it was illario. again he sucks and he deserves this. but still. the mind boggles
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Adolinās physical realm checklist upon returning from Shadesmar:
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hug bridgeboy long and slow
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nap
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discover showers
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gush about fancy soaps
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pummel off flesh with Highstorm-level shower pressure
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have any remaining skin incinerated away by Shallanās shower temperature preference (which basically resembles the Surge of Division employed by Dustbringers)
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repress feelings about father
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shower sex
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postcoital snuggle with Gallant
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attend meeting and decide to teach the emperor of Azir the sword
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avoid any potential positive or productive interaction with father (brood, let hatred fester, and invite the beginnings of self-loathing instead)
#I love how Adolin immediately ran off to Gallant after his shower sexā¦priorities am I right?#Adolin my beloved horse girl please talk to your father#or fight him#I need yāall to move past this#because I will not recover if Sanderson feeds Adolin the evil pill like he did Amaram and kills him#stormlight archive#cremposting#shardposting#wind and truth spoilers#wat spoilers#adolin kholin
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Listen there's a half chance the hands and stuff do not work this way, but simply?? pretend they do ig ??? Had to get some Vlad out of my system, so behold my fav ghostie on the planet! Wine drinker, petty plotter, my love, haha!
#art style be evolving without my consent ig. what can you do#the brainrotsreal's art tag ā§ĖĀ°:*ā”#procreate art#fanart#digital art#vlad plasmius#dp fanart#dp vlad#dp vlad plasmius#i havent done dp fanart in a HOT min yeah#slowly waking up the DP brainrot beast up cause i need to be obsessed with something rn#chipped away at this ages ago i need a full composition piece or ill explodee#danny phantom fanart#i hope thats the show tag? not the character tag?#need to draw vlad & danny dynamics because they're hilarious. what if your uncle actively plotting your dad's death. what if you bit him?#do NOT look at the anatomy or anything too closely. i do NOT want critique please bruh im trying to draw again#look me in my eyes he always had a fluffy pony tail. he always had one. trust me i was there. also his beard whatever connects cause yeah..#i dunno why i just think hes SO neat#pathetic man. petty man. would kill a guy. actively trying to. became a billionaire but cant kill one guy that ADORES him. incredible.#artists on tumblr#digital artist#digital fanart#yapping in tags hours yeah
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Can this man have a break for FIVE MINUTES
#qsmp spoilers#qsmp#qsmp eggs#qsmp slimecicle#qsmp tilin#qsmp fanart#I gave Tilin duck wings#YOUR HONOR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT#HE DIDNT KILL HIM I SWEAR#PLEASE THESE EGGS ARE DESTROYING ME I CANT DO THIS#my art
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Oooooooh your monster au looks fun!! And aaah the art! Ghost boy Riddle looks cute as a button, Vil looking gorgeous and elegant with the horns and crown, and Malleus!!! I love how it looks like he has moss growing on over him, those charming carved eyes, and the jewelry in the one art piece adds to his whole vibe~
Does gargoyle/dragon boy want to make the MC part of his hoard? Cause I can see him locking the doors to a decrepit palace heās taken up residency in and swallowing the key to keep them from running.
Rollo I donāt even think your warning letter would have saved them, hell hath no fury like a possessive, lovestruck monster.
AHHH thank you ( Ė Ā³Ė)ā„ļø!! Iām glad you enjoyed them. Iāve actually been doodling more Monster!Twst (Not as a main thing cuz Iām trying to focus on writing the story) because I personally think my style has changed and I wanted to see what they would look like now!
And for the Malleus portionā¦ Let's just say there is locking up and there is an old decrepit castle :). Alas, poor Rollo is subjected to zoning out in the middle of a job worrying over Reader, while theyāre locked up wondering what their favorite cafe is serving as deserts (And how to murder their captors but details details)
#askves#monster!twst#Gargoyle Malleus likes to watch you eat#and if we go with what you said about him swallowing the key#I like to imagine one day while you're eating he just has the key to your room on a plate#and swallows it right in front of you like a five star meal before jumping out your window#āMalleus wtfā#His attempt at a joke does NOT work on you#(Blame Lilia he told him it would be funny)#Poor Monster Hunter! Reader is left wondering how they went from being pampered by a sleep deprived coworker#to being pampered by a Gargoyle who has killed thousands over his long long lifespan#itās low key the same but one is#yknow#a murderer#and also clingy#Someone please save them#yandere twisted wonderland#yandere twst
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FUCK YES STEPHANIE IS THE JASON THAT NEVER WAS PANDA YOU ARE THE HERO THIS FANDOM NEEDS BUT DOES NOT DESERVE PREACH THE GOSPEL OF STEPHANIE AMEN
#I FORMALLY FORGIVE YOU FOR ALL YOUR WRONG OPINIONS ABOUT PRE-REBOOT DICK GRAYSON#not everyone can be correct all the time like me ig#thepandaredd#undescribed#can someone please do a transcript#jason stans who hate jason killing are already shopping on the wrong aisle#but the ones who muzzle him for bruce-stanning or ship reasons and sideline steph are the weakest fucking links in fandom#people who love jason but not stephanie are just misogynistic nitwits#I've seriously never met a steph hater that wasn't a bigoted bag of dicks every which way#panda also thinks anyone who doesn't think bruce is a terrible father is nuts. you'd think that was obvious#but the batfandom is powered by people with a rich white Daddy kink#spoiler#robin#girl robin#fandom misogyny#bat meta#robin meta#stephanie brown#jason todd#my golden daughter#my murder baby#jaysteph#<- not my ship but relevant to their interests#batfamily#anti bruce wayne#regular reminder for zionists to not interact with any of my posts and to die in a fire instead#spite waffle
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itās honestly scary being a fan of usagi miyamoto/yuichi whilst being in the rise fandom and not shipping leosagi,,,because it feels like everyone and their grandma likes it. like Iām sorry!! Donāt kill me please
#Tbh I feel like a lot of people who put usagi in their rise au only do because of leosagi. Please please do some rabbit research#I watched and read samurai rabbit and miyamoto comics. Iām sorry your honor they would not be kissing. In my humble opinion dont kill m#I love the rabbit guy but I feel like leosagi is kinda ruining my perspective on him#i want to see usagi art that isnāt tagged leosagi please please pleas#Me when Iām a little hater#Itās not like I have my own ship for Leo that is much superior or anything#I feel stupid talking about fictional ships#Rottmnt#usagi yojimbo#rottmnt usagi#Is anyone gonna consider the ships from the usagi yojimbo comics? Anyone? Mariko? Chizu?#I WANT A RISE MARIKO AND CHIZU RIGHT NIW#GIVE ME RISE KATSUICHI#Me when I have an opinion
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no one told me that the simone-karl plot from why women kill would rip my heart out and stomp it into little itty bitty pieces
#why women kill#im so late to this#but they mean so much to me#people talk about the beth ann plot being the best but like...#"please youre my best friendā... āits not enoughā#turning into#āi want only you hereā... āyou're the love of my lifeā#but still in a plaTONIC WAY#where simone accepts the reality of their love and puts aside her pride and chooses to show up for karl#because hes her favorite person in the whole wide world even if they dont love each other romantically#and she cant imagine life without him#and then ends up...#and her devoting her life to...#bahhhhh im dead#literally deceased#~~like karl~~
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