#p: erik johnson

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˗ˏˋ THE MRS. CLAUSE ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — NATE MACKINNON x claus!reader premise — when she took the reins as the world's chief claus, her father forgot to disclose one very pressing hidden clause in the job contract…  cw — me getting way too into the lore of the council of legendary figures, reader is blinded by stress and nate is in lurrrvvv, and some mild angst wc — 2k

˗ˏˋ HOLIDATE ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — JACK HUGHES x reader premise — in order to avoid the annual interrogation into his love life, jack hughes enlists his longtime friend to be his totally platonic plus-one for the holidays. cw — alcohol mention, jack being moody while luke and quinn are menaces, and reader and jack are idiots (in love, affectionate) wc — 2.3k

˗ˏˋ CANDY CANE GRAM ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — teacher!JEFF SKINNER x teacher!reader premise — their students decide to play matchmaker before a school dance; will their scheming pay off? cw — me using jeff as an outlet for the degree in education i don’t use bc i would like to be financially stable, jeff and reader being sneaky sneaky, kiddos trying to play cupid, and my history major jumping out! wc — 2.4k

˗ˏˋ THE NANNY ON THE SHELF ˎˊ˗ ➤ series masterlist   pairing(s) — dilf!ERIK JOHNSON x reader premise — in erik's absence, his nanny takes over staging the family's elf on the shelf in order to keep the magic alive for his children. results are… questionable. cw — pre-relationship/pre-therapy erik being a dick and josie being sassy (if you can’t handle the heat, get outta the kitchen — looking @ you ej…) wc — 1.1k

˗ˏˋ TRADITION ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing — dbf!SIDNEY CROSBY x reader premise — it may not be the right plant, but it's close enough to justify upholding the festive tradition. cw — unspecified age gap (everyone's legal, dw), smokin' grass (oiud, a joint, mary jane, whichever term you want to use), 18+ content — innocence/corruption kink, adult language/dirty talk, sexual activity under the influence between two consenting adults, fingering (r), oral (r), slight exhibitionism kink, unprotected p in v + creampie (a very merry chrysler to you) wc — 4.4k

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˗ˏˋ FARMER’S DAUGHTER ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing(s) — foreman!JOSH ANDERSON x farmer’s daughter!reader premise — she’ll always remember the time she let her daddy's foreman soil her in the middle of his pasture… cw — backdoor play, costumes/roleplay (kinda sorta), + risky location/exhibitionism, implied age gap, outdated patriarchal beliefs, innocence kink, corruption kink, slight humilation kink, spit as lube, dacryphilia, slight overstim, unprotected p in v, possessive!josh x virgin!reader (outdated definition and beliefs here, too) and just general filth wc — 3.5k

˗ˏˋ BONER-KILLER ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing(s) — camp counselor!JACK HUGHES x camp counselor!reader premise — no machetes, no hockey masks… at least, that’s what he promised. cw — a few jokes about death/dying and murder, rather short n tame ("vanilla") barely-there spice from me???, jack being a little shithead (and a little switchy omg), a smidge of angst, and spoopy ending… (kevin heimbach hive rise!) wc — 1.4k

˗ˏˋ NEW PERSPECTIVE ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing(s) — (soft)dark!stalker!QUINN HUGHES x grey!reader premise — in his own shadowy domain, he could be whatever and whoever he wanted… cw — dom!reader + subby-as-hell!quinn (ngl he’s kind of a pathetic loser here, but that’s why we love him), m!receiving oral (perhaps too much idk you tell me) + cum play x2, quinn rendered dumb and speechless by his raging humiliation kink and his need for degradation (and an itty bitty bit of praise — quinn: new kink unlocked), i have been plagued w ball play as of late so im subjecting yall to it, mention of edging and orgasm denial, oh and just some pheromone kink bits and a cute lil oral fixation moment or two, nothing to see here! wc — 4k

˗ˏˋ LIVE DEMONSTRATION ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) ➤ series masterlist pairing(s) — camboy!MITCH MARNER x camgirl!reader (+ some special guests) premise — their first performance with a live studio audience! cw — cameos…bc cameo lol, public sex (a literal audience), unprotected boinking + creampie, some reach-around finger-bang action, unprotected coitus + cum play bc mitchy is nasty, praise kink influencer!mitch — "content, baby, content!" (name that vlogger lol), brief past phone sex (kinda? idk you'll see), discussion of sex work and the selling of items wc — 3k

˗ˏˋ A PEARL ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing(s) — captain!ERIK KARLSSON x reader premise — its the rum talking… or is it? cw — stranger sex and CMNF, 18th century purity culture and oral (f receiving)  wc — 600 (preview of my POTC au)

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˗ˏˋ 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — firefighter!QUINN HUGHES x reader premise — over a decade ago, jack hughes broke her little sister’s heart. out of loyalty, she hasn’t spoken to his elder brother, quinn hughes, since. the holiday season is brimming with miracles; will a mended bridge make the list this year? cw — angst with a fluffy ending, quinn and the reader being overprotective idiots, named sister!oc (for the reader), kinda non-linear timeline, and less dialogue from me than usual wc — 2.7k

˗ˏˋ 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐒 ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — baker!NICO HISCHIER x wedding planner!reader premise — nico, the owner of the most sought-after bakery in town, has always had a crush on the reader, an equally popular wedding planner in the area. never more than acquaintances, they still bonded over a shared love of sweetening memories for their special clients. without words, he can tell something is different this time – something is wrong. something happened last christmas; can nico save her from tears this year? cw — angst, mention of infidelity (not on or by nico), a failed engagement and some scrooge-esque pessimism, and some tooth-rotting, cliché fluff! wc — 1.6k

˗ˏˋ 𝐍𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘 ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing(s) — MICHAEL BERZATTO (fx’s the bear) x reader premise — he should be at the celebrating, but he isn’t. he was, but not anymore. not after she called. instead, he’s playing… knight in shining sleigh for his kid brother’s childhood playmate. there’s only one way for this night to end… and it won’t land either of them on the nice list this year… cw — unreliable narrator + self-deprecation, age gap, non-canon timeline for the bear (because i don't want to do math lol), mention of reader x ritchie and implied past carmie x reader, alcohol, a lot of degradation, thigh riding / dry humping, orgasm denial, spit play, unhealthy people in an unhealthy non-relationship relationship, a pinch of misogyny, slight impact play, and slight inappropriate use of a santa costume… wc — 2.9k

˗ˏˋ 𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐇𝐎 ˎˊ˗ (social media au) pairing(s) — JACK HUGHES x reader; jack hughes x olivia rodrigo (iykyk); COLE CAUFIELD x reader premise — inspired by the song of the same name off of sab’s fruitcake ep cw — mention of cheating, me villianizing jack a wee bit, well-deserved cole love, and me having too much fun with famous!reader

˗ˏˋ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — dilf!ERIK JOHNSON x nanny!reader ➤ series masterlist  premise — (set before the main story) every member of the johnson household loves christmas. all but the patriarch, whose heart seems to be two sizes too small. there is one person, however, who might put things right… cw — too much time in grinch!erik’s head, erik being a douche canoe for no reason and mopey because he’s emotionally constipated, alarming lack of josie and reese, and mel stirring the pot wc — 2k

˗ˏˋ (𝐑𝐄𝐃, 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃) 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐒 ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — JAKE ‘HANGMAN’ SERESIN (tg: maverick) x bradshaw!reader premise — a christmas miracle is orchestrated by the one person she least expects. cw — a cheesy nickname, mention of candy, an only child writing sibling banter, me not being over goose’s death (that i’ve only seen once because i physically can't experience that again), a smidge of angst followed by tooth-rotting fluff, a wee bit suggestive at the end, and my inability to keep a story contained to one upload wc — 1.8k

˗ˏˋ 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐀 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐌𝐑𝐒. ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — professor!SIDNEY CROSBY x TA / grad student!reader premise — red lips, green envy. cw — nameless biotches trying to steal our man!! power imbalance, secret situationship, references to sex but nothing descriptive, and angst angst angst but some fluff for good measure too, some oc deets added to the reader (nothing physical) for story purposes, and insecurity being a bitch but sid is so words of affirmation slay <3 wc — 2.3k new au verse coming soon!

˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐍 ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — MATTHEW TKACHUK x reader premise — during an island getaway, festive fury brings unspoken truths to the surface. cw — white people vacationing in hawai’i, mention of alcohol and liquid courage, reference to (past) underage drinking and (past) sex between consenting minors, mention of elementary age-bully, matty being a jealous, elitist douche via inner monologue and a loser-boy via sudden on-set of foot-in-mouth disease (very dangerous — stay safe out there, y’all!), reference to virginity / a lil slut-shaming, angst with a fluffy, suggestive ending wc — 3k

˗ˏˋ 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐒, 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐘 ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — grinch!JAMIE DRYSDALE x martha may!reader premise — jamie hates christmas, but it may just all be a misunderstanding. cw — jamie being a passive aggressive baby because he's emotionally constipated, references to childhood bullying, emotional cheating / physical cheating (not on jamie or the reader, brief and kinda wholesome), jamie smoking a cig bc ~stressed~ (and a lack of healthy coping skills), mention of blood/violence (super brief), and references to an angel tree topper but no religion or religious components wc — 2.3k

˗ˏˋ 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑 𝐏𝐋𝐔𝐌 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘 ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing(s) — single dad!MATT MARTIN x ballerina!reader premise — its the first role many young ballerinas aspire toward, and matt’s daughter is no different. however, matt has different aspirations for this season’s sugar plum fairy… cw — an age gap (unspecified, but mentioned), naughty things in a risky and wholesome location, me caring too much about stage costumes, non-hockey playin’ matt (implied), unprotected p in v coitus, and matt being a dirty simpy dog for his kid’s favorite person wc — 1.3k

˗ˏˋ 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐓 𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖! ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — JOE BURROW x reader premise — an unexpected road trip with his best friend’s little sister becomes a bit more than joe bargained for—in the best way possible. cw — insensitive comment about concussions, awkward!joe 🤍's the reader, + reader has a fear of storms and an overprotective brother wc — 1.4k

˗ˏˋ 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐌𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐌 𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐊 ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing(s) — JEREMY SWAYMAN x reader premise — his california girl has never seen snow. this isn’t exactly what she had in mind, but she's not complaining… cw — this is straight-up p*rn. cum sharing/cum play, unprotected anal sex + ass eating from the back🙊, manhandling (affectionate), bondage via ribbon, spitting <3, minor objectification + minor discussion of injury, hints of overstim, personification of body parts, and dom!sway being a downright filthy menace ass man with a condescending potty mouth (pun not intended, but funny nonetheless) wc — 1.9k

˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐈𝐅𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing(s) — TREVOR ZEGRAS x reader (established); JAMIE DRYSDALE x reader; MASON MCTAVISH x reader; background trevor x the boys; slight jamie x mason premise — what better gift on your friends to bestow than the gift that keeps on giving? cw — everyone’s a lil bi because why not, trevor is boyfriend of the year, mason and jamie bickering over whose turn it is to munch, tz + reader are switchy and mason + jamie are bratty and subby, oral (f receiving), fingering (f receiving), accidental edging, trevor being a cocky menace and stirring the pot, and a wee bit of a cliff-hanger bc i'm incapable of controlling myself :-) oh, and the current pet name fixation of the week! wc — 2k

˗ˏˋ 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐊 & 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐄𝐒 ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing(s) — movie!MIKE SCHMIDT (fnaf) x reader premise — mike has something very specific on his list this christmas. cw — slight festive roleplay, breeding kink to the max (with the explicit intention of getting her knocked tf up), mike being obsessed with tits (and having a raging lactation kink), nipple play, dry humping & domestic dirty talk, no p in v (happens off-page/screen), mention of a past pregnancy scare, me wanting abby to be happy with every fiber of my being, and potential FNAF spoilers (honestly, not really) wc — 2.5k

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[in-death-we-fall]

Wham, Glam, Thank You Mam…

Kerrang 910, June 29 2002

The unmasked Joey Jordison’s Murderdolls are not Slipknot Mark II. Can you imagine the Clown wearing make-up and stack-heels?...

Oh Kerrang, we absolutely can... but that's not the point here

Words: Joshua Sindell Photos: P R Brown, Lisa Johnson

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In a dimly lit room at the Sunset Marquis hotel, five heavily mascara’d men in black leather, each with immaculately back-combed hair, pose and purse their lips for a photographer’s lens. Only a single white curtain against the window protects their pale skin from the outside sun’s piercing rays. Last night’s expedition to famed strip club Crazy Girls has left some of them feeling bleary and achy, but, as the band Junkyard once sang so sagely, ‘That’s life in Hollywood’. Yes, this is LA, the home of all things tawdry and torrid, where giants in spandex so famously used to stride down the Strip. But this is not 1986. These events are happening in June of 2002. And one of these pouting prima donnas happens to be a member of Slipknot.

Murderdolls are the new baby of Joey Jordison – Slipknot’s diminutive drummer – but in stark contrast to his unrelentingly intense day job, their music is a trashy pastiche of glam-rock, New York punk circa 1977, schlock-horror, and heavy metal. Jordison has swapped his mask for make-up and his sticks for a guitar, and has created a band that embody practically everything you don’t ever hear on the radio these days. Alongside him are Static-X guitarist Tripp Eisen, singer Wednesday 13 who previously fronted the Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13 and two friends of Tripp from LA – bassist Erik Griffin and appropriately-named drummer Ben Graves.

Just one listen to the Murderdolls’ debut album will be enough to have a legion of Slipknot fans chomping on their home-made boiler suits in confusion. Cheesy songs about grave robbing? Tributes to ‘The Exorcist’’s possessed devil-doll Linda Blair? Zombies? Mad scientists? Ghouls? What the hell is going on?

Jordison, barely five-foot-five even in his new stack heels, allows himself a sly smile.

“This is so far removed from Slipknot that it’s actually the best thing about it,” he says. “When we play, it’s just so fucking funny. We’re very serious about not being serious.”

To change gears from the testosterone-filled, uncontrolled anger of ‘Iowa’ to the sexually charged grind of Murderdolls is certainly something of a role-reversal. Butt Tripp Eisen, who, like Jordison, is also on shore leave from his day job, finds the turn-around almost hilarious.

“It’s kind of like being bisexual,” he jokes. “You’re doing a guy for now, but you’re not giving up on the ‘girl’ thing.”

The seeds of this project were sown years ago, in the mind and garage of Joey Jordison, under the name The Rejects. This was long before Slipknot and nu-metal’s all-conquering domination of the rock scene. The Rejects would eventually morph into Murderdolls, and to Joey, this is no mere side-project.

“I just feel that there’s no point in doing anything that’s even remotely similar to Slipknot,” he reasons, seated at a small table inside the cool, dark hotel room. “For me, it’s a chance to play guitar, which I played long before I played drums.”

Murderdolls began to become more than just a figment of Joey’s imagination three years ago when Slipknot toured with New Yorkers Dope, who had Eisen in their line-up at the time. The two bonded over a mutual love of such bands as Manowar, The Ramones and The Plasmatics.

“I had spent my whole life being kind of a glam guy, but also digging the heavy, heavy music,” says Tripp, a soft-spoken man with dreadlocks that sprout from his head like drooping asparagus. “It’s rare to find someone who can relate to both, and that’s what drew me to Joey. He’s into Slayer and Twisted Sister with equal intensity, and there’s not many people like that.”

To Tripp, there’s not all that much difference between the two. Both metal and glam are escapist and theatrical in nature, and he points out that Mötley Crüe and Slayer both used pentagrams on their albums.

Together, during the off time from their respective bands, Joey and Tripp dug up some of Joey’s old Rejects songs and dusted them off. They discovered a voice in North Carolina native Wednesday 13, and he brought several of his own songs with him. Then, after the album was finished, the band’s line-up was completed by Griffin and Graves.

The record itself is an absolute blast. Roaring guitars, skull-rattling drums and sneering, screaming vocals, all set to fast-paced tunes of terror and turmoil. Imagine the Ramones, the Misfits and the Dead Boys wearing long-haired wigs and goofing on love, lust and comic books. Add to the mix a soupçon of Marilyn Manson, plus a few screaming metal electric guitar leads, and stir. What pours out ain’t pretty, but it will certainly raise some eyebrows.

Joey couldn’t be more excited at the prospect of his Slipknot fans lending Murderdolls an ear.

“Not to take anything away from Slipknot, because I love that band and I’m still very much in it. But playing the guitar is not the same as playing the drums. Wearing make-up and trashy clothes is not the same as wearing coveralls and a mask.”

But what is to become of that famed Slipknot ‘mystique’? Won’t it forever be ruined by the fact that Joey is the first of them to go mask-less? Joey downplays the importance of his decision, saying that the internet has basically removed whatever secrecy Slipknot had tried to maintain anyway.

“We meet and talk to the kids without our masks every day,” he points out. He also says that Slipknot’s singer Corey Taylor and guitarist Jim Root will soon be performing sans masks in their own side-project, Stone Sour.

“I’ve said this a million times before, but wearing the masks is what the music ‘made’ us do,” says Joey. “It was not to just hide our faces. After knowing what Kiss looked like without their make-up for so many years, when I went to see them on their reunion tour, I didn’t give a fuck if I knew what they looked like under their make-up. When I saw them in make-up, I said, ‘That’s fuckin’ Kiss’.”

Scheduling the Murderdolls sessions and upcoming tour was never an issue with Slipknot either. All of the nine members decided that their loving maggots could allow them a few months’ rest, and many of them are pursuing solo projects.

“It was a mutual decision,” says Joey, “It wasn’t like we all needed the time away from one another. I told them that I felt that this stuff was worthy of being put out on a record. I think that it’s worthy for people to see it live as well. I’ve been spinning upside-down on a drum riser for the past 10 months, and now I’m going to go jam with this other band for a while, and they were totally cool with that. They knew from the start, even before the first Slipknot record, that I was going to do this, so it was no surprise to them.”

As for the other members, this much is known. Tripp Eisen says he’s still very much a part of Static-X, who are just about ready to wrap up their touring scenario for 2002 and will immediately begin writing their third album. Singer Wednesday 13, recruited to replace Rejects singer Dizzy, is an aficionado of ‘80s glam acts like Pretty Boy Gloyd and Tuff, and claims, quite horrifically, to have the soundtrack albums to every one of Sylvester Stalone’s movies – including ‘Over The Top’ and ‘Rhinestone’. Wednesday, who speaks in a warm southern drawl, plays a big role in the band’s theme and sound. He explains the song ‘Dawn Of The Dead’.

“I’ve always loved that movie,” he says, “and I thought, ‘How great would it be to have a Quiet Riot, ‘Cum On Feel Tha Noize’-type chorus for a song like that?’.” The singer described the sound of Murderdolls as a “Frankenstein monster we stitched together.”

The two newest members are Ben and Erik, friends of Tripp’s from LA. They do not play on the record, and both were struggling musicians who felt left out by the onslaught of post-grunge blandness and down-tuned rap-rock. Secretly, they wished they’d get hired to play just this kind of balls-out rock that just didn’t seem to exist outside of their old CD collections. They were working in shops on trendy Melrose Avenue when Tripp gave them a call.

“Once we all agreed that Nikki Sixx was God, we knew they were the right guys,” observes Wednesday.

Joey is loath to describe the band’s sound as metal or punk, though clearly it has elements of both, as well as some of the more frenzied moments of Marilyn Manson’s catalogue. In particular, ‘Dead In Hollywood’ truly sounds as if the God Of Fuck was somewhere in the mix, lending a helping shout. As it turns out, Joey asked the man himself to contribute, but not on any of the songs that have turned up on the record.

“Marilyn’s a friend of mine and we’ve always helped each other out,” says Joey. “I played some guitar for him and hooked him up with a remix, which he just recently used on the ‘Resident Evil’ soundtrack. He said that he’s going to sing on one of our songs now.” Unfortunately, what with his own deadline looming shortly, Manson’s tracks – either ‘People Hate Me’ or ‘Nineteen Seventy 666’ – may have to wait until after the release of the new Manson disc.

If all this sleaze and disorderly conduct sounds a little backward thinking, it is no accident. Even Trip agrees that the ‘Dolls pay tribute to a bygone time.

“I feel that kids today don’t know about what we grew up on, and I think that we’re trying to bring the whole package to them. The Union Underground and Sinisstar are similar in the respect that they’re bringing trashy rock back, but we just feel like we can do it better.”

Wednesday speaks with an endearing confidence that borders on pride.

“Nobody’s done it to the extent that we will,” he brags. “There were bands like Buckcherry and Beautiful Creatures who were doing the whole Guns N’Roses rock thing, but nobody’s done it at the level that we’re going to.”

Without too much Slipknot business to attend to, aside from the upcoming Reading and Leeds appearances this summer, Joey is clearly basking in his new-found freedom. Returning from the bathroom after applying his make-up, he jokes that posing for photos in Slipknot is so much easier than this current Murderdolls shoot. “You just throw on a mask and make hand gestures!”

Joey says that he’s looking forward to sharing his band with the world, and playing guitar live.

“I think that we’re original, but we’re not trying to reinvent the wheel,” he muses. “I think that in Slipknot, we broke down a lot of doors. I’m very proud of that, and I’m very fulfilled there. This is just another way to keep the glass full.”

Murderdolls release their debut album, ‘Beneath (sic) The Valley Of The Murderdolls’, on August 19 via Roadrunner.

Doll Parts

Joey Jordison’s guide to his new bandmates…

Ben Graves Joey: “Again, Tripp found him. Does he look like Twiggy Ramirez? Absolutely no comment.”

Wednesday 13 Joey: “He and I wrote all the music and the lyrics together. It’s fun when we’re singing about grave robbing. It’s much more tongue-in-cheek than anything Slipknot’s ever done.”

Erik Griffin Joey: “Tripp brought him into the band. I saw a video that Tripp did of them jamming, and he looked right for the band.”

Tripp Eisen Joey: “When we met, we instantly knew that we had the same taste in music. I really love his leads on the album. Live he’s great, and he’s a great friend.”

[rockhyrax]

Spectacle Radio ep.103 :: 07.20.23 :: 1 800 H E L P

Wertman Brothers - Something Evil (Sweet Sixteen, dir. Jim Sotos, 1983) Topology of Sirens (Jonathan Davies, 2021) Chu Ishikawa - Killing (Shinya Tsukamoto, 2018) Mats Claesson - Stella Polaris (Knut Erik Jensen, 1993) Deadly End (Graeme Whifler, 2005) Alex Zhang Hungtai - A (Mitchell Stafiej, 2017) Silent Madness (Simon Nuchtern, 1984) The Prey (Edwin Brown,1983) Josh Christensen - Lifeline (Bloodsick Psychosis, dir Bruce Longo, 2022) Francis Lai - Melissa (Bilitis, 1975) Frank Sparks - Five O’Clock World (Sweet Sixteen) Martin Rubenstein - Towing (Maura Smith, 1978) Beyond the Doors (Larry Buchanan, 1984) Roar (Tropical Malady, dir. Apitchatpong Weerasethakul, 2004) Whitney Johnson & Sarah Davachi (Topology of Sirens) Celia Hollander (Dad and Step Dad) Deadly End Silent Madness The Prey Tseng Chung-ching - Wolf Devil Woman (Ling Chang, 1982) … Renaldo and the Loaf - Melvyn’s Repose (Songs for Swinging Larvae, dir. Graeme Wifler, 1981) Cape of Bats - Witch Skin (Bloodsick Psychosis) The Evil Cat (Anthony A. White, 2008) Bad Brains - Don’t Need It (Love God, dir. Frank Grow, 1998) Ideal - Revolution (Red Love, dir. Rosa von Praunheim, 1982) Comet (Narodnaya, dir. Vadim Kostrov, 2019) Planningtorock - Doorway (Grape Steak, 2023) Renaldo and the Loaf - Lime Jelly Grass (Songs for Swinging Larvae) Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (Road to Nowhere, dir. Uli M. Schuppel, 1989) Jose Nieto - Theme from Intruso (Vincente Arada, 1993) Maran Gosov - Lampenfieber (Dilettantische Lieder, 1977) Shinichiro Ikebi - The Trip Dancing Fantasy - Dancing on a Summer Night with You (Twin Peaks Muzak version) The Prey … Topology of Sirens Alex Zhang Hungtai - A Beyond the Doors

[marvelman901]

Namor, the Sub-Mariner! . The Sub-Mariner is half-human and half-atlantean and is the Monarch of Atlantis (mostly anyway)... . 1st slide is by Jeff Johnson. 2nd slide is by Jack Kirby. 3rd slide ks by the Hildebrandt brothers. 4th slide is by Joe Jusko. 6th slide is by Erik Larsen. 8th slide is by Mike Manley. 9th slide is by Keith Pollard and Josef Rubinstein. . See more relevant content here: #marvelman901submariner #marvelman901atlantis #marvelman901jeffjohnson . #submariner #atlantis #90s #jackkirby #mikemanley #eriklarsen #joejusko #jeffjohnson (på/i Atlantis) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn1MJFbsFNK/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[funza]

Repost from @techtopiadk • ⭐Techtopia 277: GPT-4 - Spøgelset i maskinen⭐ 🤖🌍 Kunstig intelligens er en del af vores hverdag, men hvordan fungerer de imponerende tjenester egentlig? 💻🧐 ChatGPT fra OpenAI kan agere som en menneskelig samtalepartner på nettet, og nu er GPT-4 offentliggjort, som er trænet på endnu flere data! 😱💪 I Techtopia-podcasten taler vi med AI-specialisten Erik David Johnson fra Delegate om, hvordan disse sprogmodeller kan virke så menneskelige og fremstå som om, de forstår vores verden på samme niveau som vi gør! 🎙️😍 Vil du høre mere om GPT-4? Lyt med, hvor du hører dine podcast eller gennem link i bio! #kunstigintelligens #OpenAI #GPT4 #Techtopia #podcast 🤖👍 📢Medvirkende 🧔‍♂️Erik David Johnson, AI-specialist hos firmaet Delegate. https://www.instagram.com/p/CqU4hEiMUsE/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[njadastonearm]

2022 in books! All in all my best year for reading in a while -- I beat last year by 22 books and ~6500 pages. Thank you, audiobooks!

Full list below the cut. Favorites are bolded and marked with an asterisk.

Conjure Women by Afia Atakora

The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway

King Richard by Michael Dobbs

When Women Invented Television by Jennifer Keishin Armstrong

Destiny of the Republic by Candice Millard *

Uncommon Sense Teaching by Barbara Oakley, Beth Rogowsky, and Terrence J. Sejnowski

The Lost Founding Father by William J. Cooper

The Fossil Hunter by Shelley Emling

Velvet Was the Night by Silvia Moreno Garcia

If I Understood You, Would I Have This Look On My Face? by Alan Alda *

Coolidge by Amity Shlaes

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen *

My Heart Is a Chainsaw by Stephen Graham Jones *

The Quartet by Joseph J. Ellis

The Woman They Could Not Silence by Kate Moore *

The Bully Pulpit by Doris Kearns Goodwin

The Man From the Train by Bill James

How the Multiverse Got Its Revenge by K. Eason

I'll Be Gone In the Dark by Michelle McNamara

The Devil in the White City by Erik Larson

How to Write a Lot by Paul J. Silvia

The Truffle Underground by Ryan Jacobs

The Awakening by Kate Chopin *

Lovecraft Country by Matt Ruff *

Entangled Life by Merlin Sheldrake

The Dark Descent of Elizabeth Frankenstein by Kiersten White

While Justice Sleeps by Stacey Abrams

What Lives in the Woods by Lindsay Currie

Time Is a Mother by Ocean Vuong *

Why Fish Don't Exist by Lulu Miller *

Arsenic and Adobo by Mia P. Manansala

The Chalk Man by C. J. Tudor

His Hideous Heart edited by Dahlia Adler

The Woman In the Library by Sulari Gentill

Persuasion by Jane Austen *

Misery by Stephen King *

The Book Woman of Troublesome Creek by Kim Michele Richardson

The Book Woman's Daughter by Kim Michele Richardson

Grant by Ron Chernow *

The Disappearing Spoon by Sam Kean

American Moonshot by Douglas Brinkley

The Axeman of New Orleans by Miriam C. Davis

Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson *

Sisters by Daisy Johnson *

A Woman Is No Man by Etaf Rum *

The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore by Robin Sloane

Gilead by Marilynne Robinson

The Motion of Puppets by Keith Donohue

Sherlock Holmes (Audiobook collection: The Adventure of the Empty House/The Adventure of the Devil's Foot/The Adventure of the Abbey Grange) by Arthur Conan Doyle

The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum *

Catch-22 by Joseph Heller *

The Marvelous Land of Oz by L. Frank Baum

Sea of Tranquility by Emily St. John Mandel

Three Pianos by Andrew McMahon

Call Us What We Carry by Amanda Gorman

Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen

Ozma of Oz by L. Frank Baum

Dorothy and the Wizard In Oz by L. Frank Baum

I Hope This Finds You Well by Kate Baer

The Zealot and the Emancipator by H. W. Brands

[readingsrantsrambles]

In4Mation is a quartet focusing on improvisation and compositions that give freedom to explore groove and ensemble playing. The music grows from the original score/chart through the musicians personalization of the material & the converging of the quartets personal voices. The band consists of guitarists Jane Getter, Gene Pritsker, bassist Harvie S & drummer Gerry Brown. On Feb. 19th the group will perform at the world famous Bitter End Club in NYC. The event will feature poets Imelda O'Reilly, Erik T. Johnson and Robert C. Ford reading their poetry with the band improvising to their words. Sunday, February 19, 2023 @ 7:00 PM @pswoon @joefoleyfilms @realeriktjohnson @wallstreetpoet @genenoizepunkpritsker @suspiciousmindsamovie @thehighwirefilm @tumblingtowardshome @eggsandsoldiersfilm @beerforallthebulls (at The Bitter End) https://www.instagram.com/p/Co3xRSDMlOW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kirillmarchenko]

📷:  Aaron Ontiveroz

[madphantom]

I think my 34p history essay is the only essay in the world with pictures of Erik Satie, William Finley, Marsha P Johnson and Candy Darling simultaneously

[nhlboys]

not to be dramatic but i am literally incapable of functioning after seeing this photo

[dangerousstrawberryshark]

VOTE! (NOT FOR A FIC BUT A CHARACTER/CELEBRITY)

So, I'm gonna cancel the yandere series, I really like this one (The Pharaoh x male reader). And because I have never seen one that involves Pharaoh x male reader.

Same rules:

PICK ONE CHARACTER! (Don't say [Character 1] or [Character 2] you must pick or I'll choose for you

You MUST put it in the comments. If you can't type in the comments or you want to stay anonymous, send me an ask with your vote and I'll add it in the comments.

Edward Cullen

Carlisle Cullen

Jasper Hale

Emmett Cullen

Jacob Black

Caius

Aro

Marcus

Demetri

Sam Uley

Garett

Tony Stark

Peter Parker (Bumping up his age)

Steve Rogers

Bucky Barnes

Thor Odinson

Clint Barton

Pietro Maximoff

Scott Lang

Bruce Banner

Dr. Strange

Loki

Venom

Deadpool

Helmut Zemo

Falcon

Izuku Midoriya

Dabi

Katsuki Bakugou

Mirio Togata

Tenya Lida

All Might

Enji Todoroki/Endeavor

Hawks

Eijiro Kirishima

Shoto Todoriki

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Evans

Robert Downey Jr.

Shawn Mendes

Tom Holland

Jeremy Renner

Sebastian Stan

Henry Cavill

Zac Efron

Colby Brock

Brennen Taylor

Sebastian Stan

Jensen Ackles

Jared Padalecki

Anthony Mackey

Aaron Taylor Johnson

Misha Collins

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Matt Cohen

Bryan Dechart

Joe Manganiello

Pedro Pascal

Kim Nam-Joon/RM

Kim Seok-JIn

Min Yoongi

Jung Ho-Seok

Park Ji-Min

Kim Tae-Hyung

Jeon Jung-Kook.

James McAvoy

Ryan Reynolds

Robert Pattinson

Hugh Jackman

Johnny Depp

Scott Eastwood

Jared Leto

Ben Affleck

Ewan McGregor

Channing Tatum

Luke Evans

Tom Hiddleston

Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

Castiel

John Winchester

Lucifer

Crowley

Jack Kline

Young John (Michael)

Dean (Michael)

Adam (Micheal)

Archie Andrews

Jughead Jones

Reggie Mantle

Kevin Keller

Hiram Lodge

Malachai

F. P. Jones

Fangs Fogarty

Eren Jaeger

Levi Ackerman

Erwin Smith

Jean Kirstein

Reiner Braun

Kenny Ackerman

Bertolt Hoover

Clark Kent/Superman

Bruce Wayne/Batman

Arthur Curry/Aquaman

Billy Batson/Shazam (Bumping up his age)

Hal Jordan/Green Lantern

Dick Grayson

Jason Todd

Damian Wayne

Tim Drake

Barry Allen/The Flash

Oliver Queen/Green Arrow

Captain Cold

Captain Atom

Chris Redfield

Leon S. Kennedy

Albert Wesker

Carlos Oliveira

Ethan Winters

Karl Heisenberg

Piers Nivans

Mr. X

Cole Young

Johnny Cage

Scorpion

Kui Liang

Damon Salvatore

Stefan Salvatore

Klaus Mikaelson

Elijah Mikaelson

Kol Mikaelson

Jeremy Gilbert

Tyler Lockwood

Matt Donovan

Tobio Kageyama

Kei Tuskishima

Toru Oikawa

Tetsuro Kuroo

Asahi Azumane

Daichi Sawamura

Wakatoshi Ushijima

Hajime Iwaizumi

Kotaro Bokuto

Satoru Gojo

Kento Nanami

Aoi Todo

Toji Fushiguro

Ryomen Sukuna

Brahms Heelshire

Jason Voorhees

Michael Myers

Stu Matcher

Billy Loomis

Hannibal Lector

Will Graham

Norman Bates

Pyramid head

Sweeney Todd.

Bobby Drake

Scott Summers

Logan Howlett

Erik Lehnsherr

Young Professor X

Scott Mccall

Derek Hale

Peter Hale

Chris Argent

Andy Barber

Ransom Drysdale

Geralt of Rivia

Ian

Mickey

Collin Shea

Johnny Storm

Jake Jensen

Ari Levinson

Tanner Grayton

RK800 (CONNOR)

RK900 (NINES?)

Gavin Reed

[bbrissonn]

UMICH STATS 2021-2022

just a p.s some of these are including tonight’s game, some aren’t. i’ll update these once the site is updated :)

JOHNNY BEECHER: GP 34 G 6 A 9 PTS 15 PEN/MIN 11/41

MATTY BENIERS: GP 37 G 20 A 23 PTS 43 PEN/MIN 8/16

NICK BLANKENBURG: GP 38 G 14 A 15 PTS 29 PEN/MIN 11/22 (college personal best for goals, assists & points)

THOMAS BORDELEAU: GP 37 G 12 A 25 PTS 37 PEN/MIN8/35

BRENDAN BRISSON: GP 38 G 21 A 21 PTS 42 PEN/MIN 15/30

ERIC CICCOLINI: GP 4 G 0 A 0 PTS 0 PEN/MIN 4/8

DYLAN DUKE: GP 41 G 10 A 9 PTS 19 PEN/MIN 6/20

ETHAN EDWARDS: GP 35 G 3 P 8 PTS 11 PEN/MIN 8/16

MARK ESTAPA: GP 33 G 2 A 8 PTS 10 PEN/MIN 17/45

JAKE GINGELL: GP 2 G 0 A 0 PTS 0 PEN/MIN 0/0 (this man only played 13 games in his college career--)

NICK GRANOWICZ: GP 19 G 1 A 3 PTS 4 PEN/MIN 4/8

STEVE HOLTZ: GP 11 G 0 A 5 PTS 5 PEN/MIN 7/33

LUKE HUGHES: GP 40 G 17 A 22 PTS 39 PEN/MIN 5/10

KENT JOHNSON: GP 31 G 8 A 29 PTS 37 PEN/MIN 3/6

JAY KERANEN: GP 17 G 1 A 0 PTS 1 PEN/MIN 3/17

JIMMY LAMBERT: GP 39 G 6 A 8 PTS 14 PEN/MIN 13/24 (has more goal this season than all of his other three seasons. personal best goals and points in college career)

PHILIPPE LAPOINTE: GP 11 G 3 A 1 PTS 4 PEN/MIN 2/4

JACK LEAVY: GP 3 MIN 11:43 GA 2 SV 4 SV% .667

LUKE MORGAN: GP 38 G 4 A 7 PTS 11 PEN/MIN  1/2

NOLAN MOYLE: GP 35 G 7 A 7 PTS 14 PEN/MIN 14/47 (personal best for goals, assist and points in college career)

MIKE PASTUJOV: GP 42 G 11 A 15 PTS 25 PEN/MIN 3/6 (personal best for goals, assists and points in college career)

KEATON PEHRSON: GP 26 G 0 A 4 PTS 4 PEN/MIN 5/21

ERIK PORTILLO: GP 41 MIN 2424:20 GA 86 SV 1081 SV% .926 (our king also got 4 assists this year)

OWEN POWER: GP 32 G 3 A 29 PTS 32 PEN/MIN 6/12

MACKIE SAMOSKEVICH: GP 39 G 10 A 19 PTS 29 PEN/MIN 5/10

JACK SUMMERS: GP 27 G 0 A 2 PTS 2 PEN/MIN 9/37

JACOB TRUSCOTT: GP 39 G 3 A 19 PTS 22 PEN/MIN 10/31

GARRETT VAN WYHE: GP 41 G 6 A 5 PTS 11 PEN/MIN 10/42 (personal best for goals and points in college career)

NOAH WEST: GP 2 MIN 30:49 GA 1 SV 11 SV% .917

[comphy-and-cozy]

who I do not write for

I'm generally pretty flexible on who I will write for, so I thought I'd make a list of folks I am not comfortable writing for. of course, this list is subject to change and I will keep it updated. maybe someday I'll sort by team if this list grows too large, but for now they're in alphabetical order by first name. **I will not write for any player drafted 2019 or later. I'm simply too old for that shit.

Auston Matthews

Cale Makar

Carter Hart

Erik Johnson

Jack Hughes

Jeremy Swayman

Lucas Raymond

Matthew Tkachuk

Moritz Seider

Nathan Mackinnon

Nico Hischier

Sidney Crosby

Travis Konecny

Tyson Barrie

Quinn Hughes

William Nylander

+ the 'normal' list of anyone who has any sort of shitty past/allegations/beliefs (P-K*ne, E-K*ne, V*rtanen, etc.)

+ generally speaking, the red wings are my children and my family so while I'm not opposed to writing for them, I will probably tend to stray from smut for these players (minus Compher bc obviously)

edit: in case you were curious about why some of the popular men are on this list, please check out this ask!

[contentgreenearth]

ACCUMULATED TYPINGS

These are people/characters (other than the 200 people from my dreams), who I've typed personally, or I've seen typed somewhere else, and I agree with the typing. To agree with a typing, the person had to type the same using my methodology as outlined in my Typing In Practice Posts.

If I actually know, or can be fairly certain of, a person's DISC and SOJT type, I will put it after their name in parenthesis. If there's a Typing In Practice post for this person, the number will also appear after their name in parenthesis

ESTJ

Astrippus (&)

Diana Ross (#11)

Lindsay Johnson/LiJo (#2)

Madonna (#12) (D/C [S] slot 21) (Te-s/Se-f)

Napoleon (&)

Paul from Tarsus in the Bible

Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins-TLC (#22)

ESTP

Adele (#13)

"Eminem " persona

Göthe (&)

"Harry Potter "

Jennifer Lopez ( #16 )(D=I [-], not on wheel)(Se T>F)

Laban in the Bible

Mike Tyson (Se T>F)

ENTJ

C S Joseph (#17)

Donald Trump

"Darth Vader"

Lenin (&)

King Solomon in the Bible

ENTP

Ben Vasserlan (#14)

Chris from "Asura Psych" (#17)

Joshua in the Bible

Socrates (&)

Taylor Swift (#6) (D/I [S] slot 24)(Ne T>F)

ESFJ

Ariana Grande

Barnabas in the Bible

Beyonce Knowles

Bill Clinton (F-s E>I)

Doctor Mike

Elton John

Joe Biden

"Lady Gaga" persona

Marshall Mathers (#10)(I/S/D slot 47)(Fe S>N)

Mary Wilson-Supremes (#11)(I=S)(F-s E>I)

Ronald Regan

ESFP

Aaron the Priest in the Bible

Alecia Moore/P!nk (#9)(I [S][C] slot 8)(Fe-s short dom/long aux)

Florence Ballard-Supremes (#11)

Jack from Jacksepticeye YouTube channel (#19)

Kurt Cobain-Nirvana (#18)

Michael Hutchence-INXS (#18)

Miley Cyrus (#4)

Pushkin (&)

Robin Williams/comedian

ENFJ

Andrew Ridgeley-Wham!

Joseph Göbbels (Hitler's media manager)

Kristin from "Dear Kristin" (#5)(I/D [S] Slot 26)(Fe-n/Ne-t)

Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes-TLC

Rebekah in the Bible

Simon Peter in the Bible

Tolstoy (&)

ENFP

Erik Thor (#7)(I [C][D] Slot 105)(Ne F>T)

Frank James

Ghazali (&)

Hans Christian Andersen (&)

King David in the Bible

Michael Jackson (#3)

Oscar Wilde

Prince Rogers Nelson

ISTJ

Jacob in the Bible

Plato (&)

St. Augustine (&) (FP to TJ in transit)

ISTP

Epicurus (&)

John son of Zebedee in the Bible

Moses in the Bible

INTJ

Blaise Pascal (&)

Einstein (&)

Elijah in the Bible

George W Bush

Jung

INTP

Lao Tsu (&)

Nietzsche

ISFJ

Akhmatova (&)

Isaac in the Bible

ISFP

Alicia Argello-Cook/Alicia Keys (#15) (S/D [C], slot 132) (S-f I>E)

Nehemiah in the Bible

Stefani Germanotta (#8)

INFJ

Adolf Hitler

Barack Obama (#20)(Fi-n/Ni-t)

Isabel Myers-MBTI inventor

INFP

Abraham in the Bible

George Michael (#21) (S/I[C] slot 30) (Ni-f)

Rousseau (&)

This is all I have for now. I will add and edit as I get more. (*) means I have typed the person as such, using my method. I just haven't written the Typing In Practice post for that person yet 🙃

(&) is a new symbol I'm adding to represent mass typings from "The Syntax of Love " by Afansayev. There will be so many, I'm not going to do Typing In Practice Posts for them, but I will place the people I was successfully able to type from that book, in SOJT, to this list

[marvelman901]

Goliath (Erik Josten) . 1st - 4th slide is from the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe v3 12 (1991) Art by Keith Pollard and Josef Rubinstein. 5th slide is from Avengers vol 1 21 (1965) Art by Jack Kirby and Wally Wood. This issue introduced Erik Josten as Power Man (before Luke Cage took the title). 6th slide is from Wonder Man vol 2 25 (1993) Art by Jeff Johnson. . See more relevant content here: #marvelman901powerman #marvelman901goliath . #goliath #90s #wonderman #avengers #jeffjohnson #wallywood #60s #keithpollard #josefrubinstein #jackkirby #captainamerica #quicksilver #hawkeye #scarletwitch https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm1Y21BshmZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[danscape]

Morning Reflections by Erik Johnson Photography A vertical framing of the old barn I photographed last fall in the Nebraska Sandhills. www.erikjohnsonphotography.com Follow on Facebook | Instagram For prints or licensing, please contact me at erikjohnsonphoto@gmail.com https://flic.kr/p/SyDHHb