#p im love you

[mortuarywriting]

🔐 something no one would guess about you 🔍 what character do you enjoy writing for the most aaaand 💜 describe yourself in five words or less!

for the ask game! - @pfhwrittes

OH NO!!! I DID GET THEM I JUST TOOK 25 YEARS TO ANSWER A CHARACTER ASK!!

I'll answer all of these though!!! @pfhwrittes

🔐 something no one would guess about you

Oh geez. This is uhhhh. Probably that I weigh almost 300 lbs? Like I'm fat but I carry it in a way that people seem to think I weigh less

🔍 what character do you enjoy writing for the most

I love nuance!! Quiet with a lot going on but keeping their cards close to their chest! Lotta fun potential and pivots to be had!!

💜 describe yourself in five words or less!

Uhhhhh. Quiet! Sleepy! Soft! Encouraging! Listener!

I have answered Favorite Character to write but! Favorite Genre!

I love fantasy elements!! It's so fun to play with and it can be anything from High Fantasy (D&D/Pathfinder) to more urban horror (like Chronicles of Darkness). There's so much wiggle room and fun that I just love it! My favorite sandboxes!

[inkskinned]

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived

[waterghostype]

ocean blue how do you do

[skimmeh]

I redrew a scene from episode 5 as fake film screenshots

I'm so normal over them

Close ups and without subtitles ↓

[evermorepeyton]

horrifying email to get at 2 am btw

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dnp are so much worse than we could ever be. they bully us for being like omg they touched and then sit there screaming and giggling and kicking their feet because omg dan helped phil sort his fringe out in 2015 that’s soooo sweet!1!!1!!!!! 😭😭😭 omg did you see how they communicated without words?? 😱 they are so in tune with each other they have such a powerful connection 🥹🥰😆 so cute how dan was looking out for phil soulmate shit fr 🥺 let’s watch it again 😝😍🤣😵🤭🫨 like shut the fuck up?? fucking phannies?? you’re so embarrassing??

[thethee]

I like thinking abt them

[kyurochurro]

mad day out!! 🎶☀️

reference image :°D

[spacespore]

i drew this freak!!!!!

[yumedoca]

So yeah, 'Ranma 0.5' or something like that..

[speremint]

Happy #wyllvember! 🤺🍂🍁

I will continue to spread Wyll + Bloody plum propaganda

[randomminty]

On break..

[secretsofthewilde]

Hey wtf do you mean next year will be 100 years since we got a mainstream book accurate film adaptation of The Phantom of the Opera?

[cheriboms]

[spite] has entered the chat >:P

[anonymouscheeses]

LEE POMNI PLSSS LER GUMMIGOO OR RAGS!! <33

La Pomni!! I was lazy mid way sorry for that buuuttt here's the way I like to draw her (not redesign just a fun way to draw her I like)

Pomni y ella... amigos.... totally...

This might not be what you meant buuut I LOVE both ships equally so sooo much I couldn't let the chance go. Any funnygummy shippers??? 😭