#ozz bitches

[anqueerism]

Trans intersexism, part Dear Fucking God.

Imagine thinking that the forceful and violent correction of intersex traits in children is somehow unfair to you. Go to hell.

Yet more examples of how the trans community will intentionally co-opt and bastardise our struggles to “prove a point” about theirs. I cannot express how angry this makes me.

This is the first time i’ve seen a pro-trans poster in a long time and i hope whoever put it up is having a good day, it made me feel a little less alone.

Hamilton, New Zealand

[orionhelluvaranting]

And remember, kids, you should prioritize wisely!

Alright. I had some kind of tolerance toward these two before. Hell, I had been liked Ozzie even! Unfortunately, after "Mastermind" has released I can't stand them (or the way they're written, to be more specific) anymore! 💢

Bee and Ozzie both are supposed to be that nice and well-meaning individuals who actually care about the commoners unlike the other (bad) capitalists. In fact, they're just two bratty kids who'd rather bully some loser than do philanthropy. But Viv with the standom are so desperate to prove us otherwise. And that's so annoying!

Evidently Bee is a party gal. She's chill 'n cool. But most importantly, despite of being a royal she doesn't give a damn about stupid rules. She considers hellhounds as her equals and throws a parties for them. She cares about her people very much! And of course - OF COURSE! - she'd like to help Loona and co. but... Sigh! Her paws are tied! Besides, there are more important things to do. Like putting Mammon in his place. When else could you find perfect time for this if not at the court, right? Plus, Bee supports slave trade. Just saying.

And Ozzie... Uuuggh, please don't even get me started on him! The topic deserves a separate post because it's large and I don't mean to go deep into this right now. Instead, I'm going to rant about how Bee and Ozz stand up for Blitzø vs how they attack Mammon. So we could figure their true top priority out.

<<< Tw: acephobia and occasional sarcasm under the cut >>>

How they defend Blitzø:

Say "this lil imp guy isn't bad, let him speak up" (they immediately forget about this the moment Mammon interrupts them)

Rise a hand to vote for hearing out the testimonies (and there's nothing special since M&M and Loona did the same)

Bee gives four middle fingers to the crowd of pompous nobles... Wow. That was so edgy cringy!

Geez, what a great performance! So brave,so rebellious, so selfless! These guys are the bloody legends for real! The true defenders for all the oppressed souls. I think they dropped this 👑

Cough, cough! Excuse me, seems like I had a sarcastic attack. Cough, cough!

Okay, where was I? Oh, right! As you can observe the whole defense from Bee and Ozzie seems pretty weak. It's a bare minimum. You disagree? Then let's see...

How they attack Mammon:

Ozzie yells and threatens him with a literal fireball ​immediately

"Nobody wants to fuck you!" Yikes, that was EXTREMELY acephobic* from your side, Bee...

Bee throws a dick-shaped popsicle at Mammon (fail)

"Why won't you keep fucking yourself?" Woah, another corny insult! Bee, could you please stop acting like a cringy acephobic bitch?

Bee throws a dick-shaped popsicle at Mammon again (success)

There are a lot more passion and persistence, ain't it? And what has Mammon done to cause that kind of reaction? Well, he interrupted Ozzie's speech like this:

"Shut up, you two! We all know you enjoy slumming it with the low class plebs. Unlike the rest of us..."

And excuse me, but, uh... Where's the lie? Bee and Ozz both are banging with the lowest of the lowest. That's true. Their reaction seems kinda "You ask me for facing the truth, but you do it without respect" in that instance. Like??? Are they embarrassed by being called out? Or do they've got offended because Mammon marked their lovers as "the low class plebs"? 🤨

Well, sweeties, I have a bad news for you! There's the class system in your society. That system implies division into classes - low and high. Hence your baes belong to the low one. And they won't stop to belong to it even if you pulled them out of that environment. You can't "fix" them like that. Because the moment you've got bored with them they'll be left with nothing. As far as the system is still alive. The system in whose existence you - Bee and Ozz - are involved as deeply as Mammon. And his words about the "plebs" isn't just his individual opinion. It's the whole upper crust's point of view. So maybe you should try beating up the system? What's the use of your hassle with Mammon? You don't even reproach him for bigotry - that would be valid - but for being unfuckable. This whole situation seems not like fight for justice but like expression of your personal aversion. If so, then why the hell are you getting distracted from the court where the fate of one commoner is decided?

Oh! By the way Bee and Ozz doing it right in front of Satan. You know, that horrible and tough dictator who would shut anyone up the second they dare disobey him. Defend Blitz? Woooah, nooo, no way! Satan is a big meanie, he won't allow this! Bicker with Mammon like there's no tomorrow? Ha, easy-peasy! Satan won't mind. And surprisingly he actually doesn't! Instead, he just... suggests to take the vote + facepalms a bit later. Is this some kind of punishment for inappropriate behavior or is Satan simply fine with the whole nonsense he's surrounded by? I mean, Satan has brought Sins together for this event and now these idiots are sitting behind him and not paying attention (Bel's literally sleeping!). Can't this be seen as disrespectful? No?! Apparently Satan could get mad only if Ozzie speaks the truth out, right? Great 😒

Anyway, let's get back to Bee and Ozz. They were doing that childish nonsense... and what have they achieved? Well, they've managed to make Mammon suck a d. Wow, the true heroes we deserve! Now all the imps and hellhounds rotting in poverty and slavery could breathe easily. Bravo!

And look how frigging cheerful these mfs are! May I remind you they're doing this right after the Goetias have voted for Blitzø's execution and now...

HE'S ABOUT TO FUCKING DIE!!!

What were they even thinking about at that exact moment?!

"We've failed to help this imp and now he's gonna die??? Awww, nooo, poor thing... Anyway! Let's push a dick into the greedy pig's throat! Yeah, we're so cool and edgy. Besties goals!"

And then we're supposed to hate Mammon because he doesn't care about the trial and messes around. But when Bee and Ozz do the exact same thing we should root for them? Really!?!!?

My honest reaction for all this crap:

Conclusion: The narrative (and Viv) wants us to regard Bee and Ozz as the good capitalists, although they put in almost no effort. They do the bare minimum and the standom is justifying them by lack of power and "Satan is the law". However, the lack of power and "Satan is the law" don't stop them from bickering with Mammon in the middle of the trial.

Thus Bee and Ozz prefer to get distracted by stupid childish nonsense without any significant value (and they do this enthusiastically) instead of helping Blitzø and his team. They don't try to noticeably change the status quo on a daily basis as well, even support it (Bee's slave trade). Still, they're admired by the whole fandom as if they're victims of circumstance who are simply deprived of the opportunity to do anything. And this hypocritical rhetoric is pissing me off so much.

*No, I won't take the arguments "But Mammon is closeted! Bee didn't know he's ace! She would never say that if she knew!" Yeah, she didn't know, alright... But guess who did know about Mammon being the ONLY grown-up asexual character in the whole show? Vivziepop! Oh, also SHE wrote this episode. So she was the one who has approved the idea of a "positive" and beloved character mocking an asexual for not getting laid. Therefore the fact Bee PROBABLY didn't know doesn't really make this better for me.

[ozzgin]

Ozz get the family together, we have to find a cure for my Jojosiwaphobia. I wake up screaming at night due to nightmares of her humping everything in sight.

Sorry, it’s what you get for bullying all those fictional yandere characters.

What was the saying…?

Karma’s a bitch, I should’ve known better

[demonic-charcuterie]

Mob boss! Reader x Fizzaroli x Ozz

I feel like you would go to the event in a somewhat disguise. You couldn’t really be recognized but that was because you were covered in fizz merchandise and temporarily dyed your hair the colors of his jester hat. You skipped beside him on the red carpet and even stocked your tongue out at the all the fans jealous they weren’t you in that moment. You knew that there was gonna be hundreds of pic of you online afterwards but you didn’t care. It wasn’t like people would know it’s you.

You tail flicked excitedly as you watched him in all his glory on stage beside Ozz as you held his hand while he was in his small form. You jumped and crawled all around the room and Ozzie just smiled at you while you cheered and whips while jumping. “YOURE SO HOT BABE!!! ILY IM TOTALLY GONNA FUCK YOU AFTER THIS.” You yelled before diving behind Ozzie before all eyes landed on you. At the end of the performance you smiled and blew a kiss to him from the wings that he caught and placed in his heart. You were so happy til when walking to the car a weird freak jumped over the rope and became yelling.

“You talentless bitch! You’re nothing! We could have been so great together!” You glanced at fizz who was backing away and whose tail was swing low to the ground and wrapped around your thigh. You snarled at the man while shaking in anger causing all your fizz hat toppers to rattle. You turned to Ozzie and piled all your bracelets,necklaces,sunglasses,and hats to him till the only one was a fizz shirt,leggings,shoes and mask to still hide you face and than pounced on the boy. “MOTHER FUCKER! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? YOURE NOTHING YOU HEAR ME!? YOU DONT MATTER.” You screamed while punching his face. “Fizz is ten thousand times better than you in every way you cunt!” You hizzed while Fizz took your hand and squeezed causing you to turn to him. He looked uncomfortable and glanced away from you. Your heart sank for a moment before you jumped off of the man and hugged Fizzaroli. “Baby! I’m so proud of you! You did so good today, stuck it right to the man!” You said while snuggling against him and kissing his cheek.

[lifea16]

Mastermind live thoughts [Spoilers below cut]

The animation is amazing like oh my god! 💕

Ah, gonna be the Stolas trial I see

Andre stop flirting with your sister

✨Unpaid interns✨

Fuck.. double trial I see

RUN

Be fucking faster

Why do they sound like the cherubs

What is this….?

“Face the music” is honestly a bit too funny

Trailer scene time!

FUCK

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Blitz you don’t deserve to be deadnamed :/

???

Andre what did I just say, stop flirting with her, at some point comphet is cursed

Oh thank Satan (?) that Blitz actually defended himself against the possibility he forced himself onto Stolas

Candle head in Wrath?

Vassago bilingual? And he here!

Don’t you wanna take Stolas down first??

Yep.. they are claiming Blitz S/A’d Stolas in the trial. Fuck. At least hopefully the Blitz antis will realise they’re wrong in the episode

Bestie (/s) I think you got Blitz and your sister’s names confused. Put Stella on trial coward

Grimour, Stricker

You tell them Blitz!

Poor Mox :(

Go off Bea!! /pos

Yep you too Ozz! Tell ‘em

Mammon aren’t you Ace?? Don’t you want not to be fucked??

Satan looks a lot more like a Candlehead than I would’ve thought

How is this not the finale?? AAAA

Well shit….

Yay! Classism!

Poor Fizz, seeing your best friend (?) almost get executed live on TV! TF

Blitz sacrifices himself (tries to) <//3

(My hc) “Bitches (Blitz) say “I wanna die” like a broken record, but when you almost get executed on live tv, you shit yourself

Stolas save your future boyfriend now!!!

Go off Blitz! Tell ‘em off on their classism

As much as I understand not liking racial coding, .. Blitz and imps in general especially in this episode are very POC coded, with a lot of he’ll just being racist

</3

No Blitz don’t accept your fate 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Stolas ex machena please please please please

😭😭😭😭😭😭

Why Blitz must you care so fucking much about your family and if I could cry I’m pretty sure I would be by now

The screencap I paused on is so pretty.. To bad it’s Blitz getting executed (And almost made me wanna cry) or I’d make it my banner

Aaaaa

Fuck yes Stolas!!

Blitz is saved !! ✨⭐️💕

Boyfriends protecting eachother 💕

Yay! Songs! <3

XD “half a brain”

“Some kind of Mastermind-“ roll credits

Stolas I know you’re dealing with rascists but please don’t act like that with Blitz rn ur doing a regression and I hope it’s an act

Nevermind lol kinda

Yep. This is a clear racial allegory. No hiding it now

Fancy ahh reveal Stolas

Also we just shifted the “I’ll sacrifice for my loved ones” horse to Stolas instead of Blitz

Stolas ur an idiot too

Fuck yes! Romantic ish Stolitz duet part!

No Blitz you fucking deserve to live <333

And I’m back too “if only tears could fall” again.. Please Blitz take his sacrifice and save him after that till the system breaks and you two will be free

Either death or.. whatever happened last two episodes

Shit

Where is Lucifer? Just because Luci’s in his depression era doesn’t mean you are the ruler of hell Satan

Oh nevermind

The sins have existed before Luci fell. Interesting

Blitz is so defensive over Stolas and his life ahh 💕😭

Step 1: *Panic* , Step 2: “Wow this is a sturdy door”

Blitz is being silly but not swearing so he must be concealing his emotions again

<33 Group hug <33

Are we starting some weird chain now (Octavia was now alerted and running for Stolas)

Or not..

Poor Via </3

Loophole! Also more racism allegory!

Banishing him is actually a decent idea (for once)

Ohhh Andrealphus just wants power. Honestly I should have figured sooner lol

If this is Mastermind then what the actual fuck will Sinmas be (unless it’s another Queen Bee situation)

100 years.. So have a relationship with Blitz and once that’s done go back to royalty! Sounds great!

..wait are we getting imp Stolas

Nevermind lol. Just hatless

He will enjoy very much

Ooh!~ Our theories were right! (Stolas must also learn classism the hard way for a bit)

So the white pupils are permanent now

<3

OMG Blitz hero! Yay!!! <3

<3333

Blitz is at an all time high and Stolas is at an all time low.. interesting

<33333

So.. are they immediately dating now?

THIS WAS ALL SO AMAZING!! Favourite episode now!

[skatermusic]

Ozz: "Fizz, come to bed."

Fizz, drunk off his ass: "I'm sure you're the sexiest bitch in hell, but I'm married."

Ozz: (thinking, laughing) "Yes, to me, dumbass!"

[royaljestersfirst]

Fizz & emotional integrity

this is the first of a series of character analysis posts i want to make about Fizz because i think that he’s a very rare representation of a character in great contact with his emotions and quite far in his trauma healing journey. this post turned out to be mostly about s2e6 bc i think it shows up well in conflict. i don't claim that Fizz is communicating in a perfectly healthy way (who does tbh!), but he is very genuine in his feelings and communication and i looove to see that. imo you can absolutely be an emotionally authentic bitch 💅✨

some ppl judged Fizz for being very rude to Blitz and i don't see why that's necessarily a bad thing. he thought that his childhood best friend actually resented him, wanted to hurt/kill him, was not interested in seeing him for 15 years, then crushed his gig and fucked off again. he has no reason to trust or be kind to Blitz, and it’s understandable that he’d want to vent his anger and protect his pride.

what touched me was how he reacted to Blitz saying that's not how things really went. even though he was just furious, he immediately unclenched his fists and paid attention. it shows that Fizz cares a lot about this relationship even after all this time, so he's ready to lower his defenses and try to listen.

he is still angry at the hurt he was caused, at this point he still thinks that Blitz left him after the accident. even then, after hearing that Blitz is remorseful, he deeply empathises. Fizz tries to get where blitz is coming from while not downplaying his own hurt.

without hiding his true feelings, he expresses how important Blitz was to him by saying that he wouldn't be so angry if he stayed by his side. that requires lots of emotional honesty and vulnerability, especially for a traumatized person, especially in conversation with the same person who hurt him.

he honestly says that he can't just forgive and forget everything. however, by talking about being okay now he shows that he may move past it. his words may also ease Blitz's guilt and self-loathing which Fizz empathized with earlier.

after this rollercoaster of emotions, he openly shows how much he appreciates his "former bestie, then lifelong enemy, then recent hero, now newly rekindled sort of friend" (btw the fact that Ozz knows all that shows how much Fizz is communicating about his trauma&emotions with his partner which is sweet).

Fizz is a character who feels a lot and deeply. he is unapologetic about his anger but he also is not embarrassed to show how much he cares. he is ready to confront and process difficult emotions, listen and be vulnerable even when the conversation is hard.

he demonstrates great emotional integrity considering his childhood of conditional "love", physical&mental trauma, abandonment, abuse and exploitation. his ability to stay true to himself after all that speaks volumes about his resilience, his connection with his own emotions, the supportiveness of Ozz, the strength of his childhood bond with Blitz, and perhaps the professionalism of his therapist 😄

anyways what do you all think about his character? do you agree with my interpretation? i love this bitch and love to talk about him 💕

[kingdeku-queentoga]

It was interesting that they're calling him a hypocrite cause it is kinda true, cause in ozz first appearance him and fizzarolli was talking to moxxie about how "love" was stupid and only bitches sing about it, and how raw lust was the only thing that mattered. Yet here he is, the king of lust actually being in love.

[sweet-marigold]

AA? Ok so. Fizz being a cocky little brat is my new life force. We need more brat fizz in the world. Not even angst, he's just being a lil bitch for the sake of being a lil bitch.

Aggsgsgs that’s my fav fizz lmaoo

Bratty fizz >:)

Just being annoying for the sake of it, or like to get attention cuz he’s an attention whore <3

And that’s how I have him in chapter 2 of the comic lol, he like gets annoyed/jealous blitz and ozz aren’t paying attention to him 😂

[anqueerism]

New mouthwashing fans are starting to get on my nerves "Why is there so much J*mmy" It's from Jimmy's perspective "Why don't we see [insert character] more" It's from Jimmy's perspective "Why are all the characters so annoying" It's from Jimmy's perspective. "Why-" IT'S FROM. JIMMY'S. PERSPECTIVE.

I CANNOT KEEP HAVING THESE CONVERSATIONS. JIMMY IS AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR, THAT'S THE ENTIRE POINT. Anya is annoying, overly emotional, and useless because that's the way Jimmy perceives her. Swansea is a depressing, annoying, grouchy, unhelpful old man because that's the way Jimmy perceives him. Daisuke is a stupid, naive, inexperienced, sheltered rich boy baby because that's the way Jimmy perceives him. Please. For the love of everything good in this world, learn what an unreliable narrator means. Everything we see about the characters and setting - save for flashback segments - we see through Jimmy's eyes. The narrative is entirely controlled and viewed by Jimmy. That is literally the whole point of the game.

[cantsayidont]

THE PENGUIN Season 1 (2024), Take 2: Contrary to my initial expectations, THE PENGUIN shies away from the overtly campy derangement of GOTHAM to remain squarely in the gritty crime drama arena. Whether this represents an improvement is harder to say. Above all, this show wants desperately to be taken seriously: It looks sort of like GOODFELLAS, and it's packed cheek-to-jowl with powerhouse acting (with Cristin Milioti the standout as Sofia Falcone) and Heavy Drama. However, it always remains far too artificial to be convincing.

The biggest problem is its central character, here called Oswald Cobb (canonically, the Penguin's last name is "Cobblepot"), a low-ranking mob lieutenant, mama's boy, and frustrated schlemiel trying to make his big play after years of hauling garbage. Colin Farrell tries hard, but it's impossible to overlook the fat suit and veritable mountain of prosthetics, and one can't help wondering how it made sense to transform a handsome middle-aged Irishman so extensively when New York is filled with real guys (and character actors) who look and sound exactly like this already. Even if you can suspend disbelief on his appearance, his character never gels: Just as JOKER ripped off MEAN STREETS and TAXI DRIVER, Ozz Cobb is cobbled together (if you'll pardon the expression) from bits and pieces of old gangster movies and old gangster movie actors — James Cagney's Cody Jarrett (from WHITE HEAT) and Edward G. Robinson as Rico Bandello (in LITTLE CAESAR) being the most obvious — and the scripts' ambivalence about how the audience should feel about him (culminating in a vicious "shock" ending for the show's only Black character, played by Rhenzy Feliz) comes across as muddled rather than compelling, since Farrell can't muster sufficient magnetism to pull all the jumbled pieces together.

Sofia Falcone is potentially more interesting because her challenges are more inherently compelling than Ozz's: Horribly betrayed by her own family to cover up some of her father's more unsavory crimes, publicly vilified, and medically tortured for years, Sofia decides she has little alternative but to lean into acting the crazy bitch people already assume her to be. However, the show constantly subordinates Sofia's story to Ozz's, leaving her plotlines (like her weird BDSM relationship with her former doctor/torturer Julian Marsh (Theo Rossi)) so underdeveloped that they're almost incoherent. What Sofia actually wants seems to change from scene to scene, so all Milioti can do is strut around in increasingly cunty outfits while visibly wondering what her motivation is supposed to be.

The heaviness of the material is not to the show's credit because the structure is just not solid enough to support it, even when the script doesn't pull you of the story with self-conscious metatextual jokes (like Ozz's dead brothers' names being "Jack" and "Benny") or comics Easter eggs (like one of Sofia's fellow Arkham patients being the Magpie, a very minor post-Crisis Batman villain), and the awareness that the show is really just a placeholder for the forthcoming theatrical sequel to THE BATMAN (2022) makes it feel like a fairly pointless exercise. Also, Clancy Brown and Shohreh Aghdashloo are completely wasted in secondary villain roles as Salvatore and Nadia Maroni, which is hard to forgive. CONTAINS LESBIANS? Not a one. VERDICT: Elaborate but hard to enjoy, and what was the point, again?

[razzi467]

FUCK YOU!! all lyrics are at the bottom of video

this song is fucking great!

I have wasted time… I have seen my use.

I have packaged and sold.. EVERY PART OF ME. suffered a lifetime of.. abuse

I have lost myself. I have worshiped at your feet.

and here I am standing on top of the world..with some BITCHES to defeat. I’ve Played the game I’ve won it all.

they screamed my name they bought the doll. I seized the day!

NOW I’ve got one thing to say ay AY…

FUCK YOU!!!

Your by two minutes! Notice.. FUCK YOU.

Time to quit and smell the roses!

Say goodbye!

While I look you in the eye and say FUCK YOU!

Mam: interesting song I wonder what fucker is this is about.

ozz: it’s about you!

Mam:Wait…Wut?

I have taken shit! been crushed under your heel! I have suffered for profit and suckered for fame. Made a fortune you could steel.

I had ENOUGH I hit the wall. I’m tired of taking your calls! It ends today! Now there’s just one thing to say AY AY!

FUCK YOU!

I wish I said it sooner! FUCK YOU! Cut you off just like a TUMOR!

hope you die. Kiss my ass goodbye! You CUCK!

FUCK YOU!

have you ever felt sick and tired of doing the same shit everyday? With your anger brewing? Eating shit for a boss that your sick of obeying. If you ever felt the same LET HEAR YOU SAY IT!

Did you really think I was gonna stay? Spending life all over with your fist in my A. Swear to me say I will never work in this town! If I stick around I’ll be six more feet under the ground.

FUCK YOU!

Suck it greedy bastard! Your a fucking ass clown!

Say goodbye! Too late to apologize! So this is it! MAMMON! YOU SAD SACK OF SHIT!

FUCK YOUUU!

YOU BITCH!!! Yeah!

3 min vid 10-15 min of writing this shit! Damn ughh! I’m going the FUCK TO SLEEP. Write in the comments how many times have I spelled the words “fuck”and “fuck you”.

[rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team]

Asmodeus ill advisedly tried to put any discomfort or confusion at 'Fizz's' behavior aside, he could feel lust regardless and wanted to please him, not to mention his own he always felt for the Jester and the fact he just enjoyed having sex with Fizz, so he was more eager then he would be otherwise..

"If you weren't so cute I might stop this here, but your lucky, and yes, in all the ways that matter at least~" Ozzie teased before resuming his pace into the jester slowly, moaning softly even if this felt a bit strange still, blushing deeply when Fizz slides his arms over his shoulders and begins playing with his tail feathers, gasping quietly as he leaned his weight on the jester, shaking his hips slightly into the touches

He rose a coy brow at the moaned statement, "Oh~ did you now? Well I wasn't aware you were this needy for me~ Now who's being lustful~?" Ozzie said, grabbing the jester's chin so he was looking up at him, smirking as he kept his pace up.

Ozzie just smiled at the blush he got, warmly smiling at the jester, completely unawares as his brow quirked up at the statement "W-Well personally think it should be quite normal, caring about what your bedmate feels, you seem to agree after all." Ozzie said a bit confused but still smiling, teasingly poking 'Fizz' on his lower torso. Fizz had never called that 'weird' before, and saying he remembered that fact was even more strange, they had sex yesterday after all.

He pushed the confusion aside and pushed inside, but immediately halted upon hearing 'Fizz' say that, looking down in concern, like a deer in headlights almost, had he messed up? Pushed in an uncomfortable way? He wanted to ask but he just looked down at 'Fizz' with concern silently cause of how stunned he was, sighing in relief at the statement, laughing it off

"Don't scare me like that! I'm much bigger then you and I don't want to hurt you at all, having fun is the point after all ya mischeif maker~" Ozzie said chuckling his unease off as he nuzzled into 'Fizz's' forehead with his own, softly gripping his hips before starting a slow and soft pace into him

[ozzgin]

Today, something wild and unexpected unfolded, and I can't help but share it! Growing up, I have been inundated with words that cut deep: "You look unpleasant to be around." "You seem super scary; if I didn’t know you from school, I would never approach you." “You have a lovely personality, but when you walk by, you look like you’re ready to attack—could you smile?” It’s as if the world has constantly painted me with the brush of an intimidating image, completely at odds with who I truly am.

I recognize that my appearance might give off a certain vibe, yet it baffles me! When I see someone who might seem unapproachable, I often think it’s simply a choice of aesthetic—like goths, rockers, or punks who wear their fierceness proudly. But me? I’m just a girl in the simplest of outfits: a plain T-shirt and jeans. I don't believe I have a frightening visage; in fact, I perceive my face as quite pleasant. Yet, I’ve been labeled with the dreaded "resting bitch face." This misunderstanding makes forging friendships a steep uphill battle.

So here I was, just trying to navigate the mundane task of grocery shopping, but fate had other plans. For nearly an hour, I felt the unsettling presence of some random guy following me, and it was so perplexing! I sensed that he was going to linger since, honestly, I take my sweet time shopping.

As time dragged on, a thought crossed my mind—maybe he just has a preference for big girls, considering their rarity in my small town. But every time I mustered the courage to approach him, he would abruptly retreat. Frustration bubbled inside me until I exploded, shouting at the top of my lungs, “Are you a chubby chaser, bitch boy?” My words echoed through the aisles, drawing the startled gazes of everyone at the checkouts.

To my astonishment, he bolted from the store like he’d seen a ghost. Maybe that moment encapsulates why my circle remains so small—why relationships seem just out of reach. I just wanted to share this wild experience from my day with you, Ozz!

Hah, I have a feeling we would’ve gotten along really well in real life!

In my second year of high school, I ended up sitting next to a transfer student out of sheer coincidence. She was a bigger girl, knew how to box, smoked like a chimney and had a terrible temper; most of my classmates were afraid to approach her. I was the shy, studious class president.

One day - she later told me the silence had become unbearably awkward - she asked me if I liked Naruto. That was it. From that moment we’ve been best friends. Went on multiple trips together, hung out every weekend, moved in together for the first year of college. We went our separate ways since, but every time we meet it’s like we just left off the day before.

I'm sure one day that special someone (whether romantic or platonic) will just show up out of nowhere, under the most ridiculous, coincidental circumstances. Think of yourself as a mysterious, difficult to unlock game character. Is it because you're unpleasant? Nah, it just means that only the special few can achieve that kind of prize. 😎

[fizzarollitm]

📱/ for loona! | @madefate

Contact photo: Blitz gave it to him

Ring tone: 🌕

Text examples:

loooooooona: i have your dad and hes going to crash here tonight loooooooona: i think he should tell you. some stuff with stolas and its kind of a mess. loooooooona: the book? i didnt see it. it isnt in the apartment??? loooooooona: ok ozz is sending a portal ur way.

📱 / for bee!

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buzzed bitch🐝: work beat my A S S im coming over buzzed bitch🐝: 🙄 no just the usual noise. its not that bad just being a wimp buzzed bitch🐝: no he got wrapped up in a meeting about pocket pussys again. apparently he made one too good and his girls took a hit last quarter lmao buzzed bitch🐝: i cant confirm or deny 😇

[i-am-hoo-iyam]

Iiiii never ever post snd nobody even looks at my shit. But i made fizzaroli sick from sugar

Making fizaroonie sit still

“HEY HEY HEY! Who’s this your meeting with?” Ozzie shoed fizz out his office door. “Someone important. Can I have five minutes please?” Fizz huffed. “I’m goin out shopping. That way I can buy all the things I added to the list but you won’t get me.” Ozz wasn’t paying attention as he was focused on the person. “Don’t you dare leave without an escort. Hiii sorry he’s a handful sometimes. Now what were you saying?”

Fizz grabbed the nearest imp that worked for oz and ran out the door. He leapt in the car and the imp pushed him into the passenger seat. Hell would freeze over before fizz was allowed at the wheel. “Sighhhhh. Where to?” “THE MALL! NOW GUN IT!” “What about the much closer and smaller grocery store?” Fizz blew a raspberry. “That place is boring as fuck and I’m also banned from there for life. Butttttt if I got a disguise… sure why not! All I need is a disguise! Let’s fucking GO!”

While the imp drove, fizz rummaged around in the glove compartment. He pulled out a hoodie of Ozzie’s that said ‘I’m your daddy’. He put it on. He pulled the hood tight. “Perfect!”

Fizz burst into the room with five boxes of ‘hella bomb sugar flakes with dick shaped marshmallows!’ Two were already violently ripped apart and emptied. “Immmmm back!” “Yes sorry one moment. Ok did you remember the milk?” “Fuck the milk I got hot flats!(hells pop tarts)!” “The only thing. The one thing in the list. And you got everything EXEPT MILK, THE ONE THING ON THE LIST”. His neck fur combusted again. “Shit I’m sorry boss! You know me at the store”. “Aren’t you banned from the store? Sorry I have to get back to my client”. “Can I hang out with you? I have nothing better to do and you’re a fun person!” Oz sighed. “Fine but sit still and BE QUIET” he turned back to the bird noble, who was chuckling.

Fizz tore up the last three boxes of cereal very loudly and then started choking. He got on his hands and knees and coughed and coughed. Ozz sprang into action and squeezed him. The cereal spoon went flying. “What have I said about eating too fast”. He turned back to the bird.

Fizz pulled out a sex toy and pleasured himself. He pulled out a mic and started singing. “I’m fizzeroli! My money be rollin! Y’all be falling behind while I’m on the fucking STAGGEEEEE” “SHUTTHE FUCK UP. BE QUIET OR GET THE FUCK OUT”. “Ahem sorry sir I’ll practice my act later”.

Fizz pulled out a pad of paper. “Those lyrics suck anyways. Hmmm every inch of me is on fire… I’m your deepest desire… thst sounds more like a song for my boss. I’m sure oz will love it!” He scribbled away in the corner.

Sugar. SUGAR. SUGAR FUCKING RUSH. That’s what five boxes of cereal will do to you. Fizz shot straight up in the air and ran around the room. “HOO HOO HOOO HOO HOO HOO HOO! IM ON A FUCKING SUGAR HIGH, BITCHES”. He grabbed the naught candy bowl off Ozzie’s desk and ate it in one gulp. “HOO HOO HOO THIS SHIT IS REALLY FUCKED UP NOW, BITCHES”! Fizz climbed up Ozzie and balanced on his head. “I’m king of this FUCKING MOUNTAIN”. Ozzie bit his tongue to try and keep his temper in front of the client and tossed fizz out the door.

Ozz ignored the sound of furniture being torn up and his imps getting terrorized. Fizz burst back in. “Waaaa I don’t feel good” Ozz shoved him aside and ignored him. Fizz blew a raspberry and left.

Fizz came back and he wasn’t bouncing around. He gently tapped ozzys shoulder and ozzy shoved him away again. He tugged on Ozzie’s arm. “I need five minutes I’m wrapping up. Then I can play”. Fizz tugged harder. “Ozzzieeeee”. “I need FIVE MINUTES”. Fizz walked right in front of him looking angry and proceeded to projectile vomit all the sugar he ate across the room. And on Ozz. And the client.

Ozz picked up fizz and placed him outside of the office so he wouldn’t get hurt. He showed the disgruntled owl noble out the door and slammed it. There was a lot of yelling and things smashing. There was what sounded like a wall being punched out and things catching fire. There was a final yell and heavy breathing.

Oz stepped out of his office, all clean cuz he had a spare suit or he used demon magic or shit. “Hey fizz. You ok lil man? Honey? Where’d you go?” Fizz was in the corner of the room infront of another pile of puke. Fizz looked around and the room was empty. He picked up fizz who hugged him tight. “Aw fizz. I’m sorry baby. Cmere bby. I’m sorry.” He teleported to his bedroom and helped fizz clean up and get dressed in his favorite ‘hell doggy’ onsie. “Hey snf Ozz?” “Yes baby?” “Can we do that again sometime? Thst was so much fucking fun!”