#ozz bitches

[anqueerism]

Seeing so-called transfeminists use the word "hysterical" in all fucking seriousness, completely dead fucking ass, in relation to trans men talking about their problems is.... Hilarious. Yes girl, you go! Such a feminist, calling trans men hysterical for being upset about being oppressed! You definitely don't sound like a misogynistic doctor from the 1840s!

Pathetic, honestly. Spines like fucking lawn chairs.

[rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team]

Ozzie rolled his eyes at the smirk and confidence "Of course you do, Im pretty sure your happy I offered this then, since you seem so eager to use it~." He pointed out, not that he was surprised, Mammon was incredibly competitive and at least it was working to Ozz's benefit for once.

He made a bit of a done expression, crossing his arms as well "Um, those drapes were a handmade gift from Belphegor remember? And you know it takes them forever to make anything let alone remember who they made it for." Ozzie pointed out, those drapes were irreplacable, so forgive him for being somewhat bitter Mamm essentially used them as a stage prop.

"Alright then, well for once I don't find your confidence a bad thing. Good luck I suppose, since I know you'll avoid me like the plague if you lose Mammon~ Which I promise you don't need to worry about with me" The other sin teased, knowing Mammon a bit too well to think he'd lose gracefully at all. But he was still trying to be chipper.

Ozz regained his composure, even if he blushed for a second, giving a slight questioning look at Mammon taking his time thinking at his rule about the wish, even now he still worried what Mammon thought about a little.

His face fell just a little, but more out of unsurprised dissappointment then anything else. "Mammon, I know you, I know I could spend a thousand nights with you doing whatever and you still wouldn't void it cause it gives you some satisfaction it seems. But understood. I intended to keep Fizz out of this anyway. Also your going to have to use your wish for that if you want that." Not that he'd be opposed to wearing a big poofy dress like that, but still, he wasn't gonna give Mammon the ability to tell him to dress up for him for free. Least not anymore.

"Just make sure it's pleasant, if you have me screaming in frustration then you still lose. So setting the drapes on the fire won't work, no matter how 'epic' it makes it" Ozzie noted, leaning in a bit. It was an odd sort of satisfaction to be able to remind Mamm to get what he wanted he had to genuinely try to please the other sin, a bit of control Ozz enjoyed.

[ozzgin]

Ozz get the family together, we have to find a cure for my Jojosiwaphobia. I wake up screaming at night due to nightmares of her humping everything in sight.

Sorry, it’s what you get for bullying all those fictional yandere characters.

What was the saying…?

Karma’s a bitch, I should’ve known better

[demonic-charcuterie]

Mob boss! Reader x Fizzaroli x Ozz

I feel like you would go to the event in a somewhat disguise. You couldn’t really be recognized but that was because you were covered in fizz merchandise and temporarily dyed your hair the colors of his jester hat. You skipped beside him on the red carpet and even stocked your tongue out at the all the fans jealous they weren’t you in that moment. You knew that there was gonna be hundreds of pic of you online afterwards but you didn’t care. It wasn’t like people would know it’s you.

You tail flicked excitedly as you watched him in all his glory on stage beside Ozz as you held his hand while he was in his small form. You jumped and crawled all around the room and Ozzie just smiled at you while you cheered and whips while jumping. “YOURE SO HOT BABE!!! ILY IM TOTALLY GONNA FUCK YOU AFTER THIS.” You yelled before diving behind Ozzie before all eyes landed on you. At the end of the performance you smiled and blew a kiss to him from the wings that he caught and placed in his heart. You were so happy til when walking to the car a weird freak jumped over the rope and became yelling.

“You talentless bitch! You’re nothing! We could have been so great together!” You glanced at fizz who was backing away and whose tail was swing low to the ground and wrapped around your thigh. You snarled at the man while shaking in anger causing all your fizz hat toppers to rattle. You turned to Ozzie and piled all your bracelets,necklaces,sunglasses,and hats to him till the only one was a fizz shirt,leggings,shoes and mask to still hide you face and than pounced on the boy. “MOTHER FUCKER! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? YOURE NOTHING YOU HEAR ME!? YOU DONT MATTER.” You screamed while punching his face. “Fizz is ten thousand times better than you in every way you cunt!” You hizzed while Fizz took your hand and squeezed causing you to turn to him. He looked uncomfortable and glanced away from you. Your heart sank for a moment before you jumped off of the man and hugged Fizzaroli. “Baby! I’m so proud of you! You did so good today, stuck it right to the man!” You said while snuggling against him and kissing his cheek.

[incorrectfizzarozzie]

Fizz: "Take a shower!"

Blitz: "I don't smell THAT bad."

Ozz: "Bitch, those plants were ALIVE before you walked in."

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[blitzbuckz]

【𐂃】 ❝ We get that a lot but it's not how our biz works. We're assassins, not bodyguards. We have made a few exceptions in ta past but... I'd like to keep that confidential -- between us, 'kay ? I don't need every local in Hell thinkin' we're offering that shit.

Want my advice -- I'd say hook up with that Gluttony honey chick, I'm sure she has several hellhounds this G-dude could hire. ❞

@blitzbuckz

i cringed reading that anon. thank you for clarifying the difference!

"You're welcome. I also want to ensure G-Force is well protected. You're adept in killing a target, which is your line of business, but keeping a client alive I'm unsure about."

[lifea16]

Mastermind live thoughts [Spoilers below cut]

The animation is amazing like oh my god! 💕

Ah, gonna be the Stolas trial I see

Andre stop flirting with your sister

✨Unpaid interns✨

Fuck.. double trial I see

RUN

Be fucking faster

Why do they sound like the cherubs

What is this….?

“Face the music” is honestly a bit too funny

Trailer scene time!

FUCK

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Blitz you don’t deserve to be deadnamed :/

???

Andre what did I just say, stop flirting with her, at some point comphet is cursed

Oh thank Satan (?) that Blitz actually defended himself against the possibility he forced himself onto Stolas

Candle head in Wrath?

Vassago bilingual? And he here!

Don’t you wanna take Stolas down first??

Yep.. they are claiming Blitz S/A’d Stolas in the trial. Fuck. At least hopefully the Blitz antis will realise they’re wrong in the episode

Bestie (/s) I think you got Blitz and your sister’s names confused. Put Stella on trial coward

Grimour, Stricker

You tell them Blitz!

Poor Mox :(

Go off Bea!! /pos

Yep you too Ozz! Tell ‘em

Mammon aren’t you Ace?? Don’t you want not to be fucked??

Satan looks a lot more like a Candlehead than I would’ve thought

How is this not the finale?? AAAA

Well shit….

Yay! Classism!

Poor Fizz, seeing your best friend (?) almost get executed live on TV! TF

Blitz sacrifices himself (tries to) <//3

(My hc) “Bitches (Blitz) say “I wanna die” like a broken record, but when you almost get executed on live tv, you shit yourself

Stolas save your future boyfriend now!!!

Go off Blitz! Tell ‘em off on their classism

As much as I understand not liking racial coding, .. Blitz and imps in general especially in this episode are very POC coded, with a lot of he’ll just being racist

</3

No Blitz don’t accept your fate 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Stolas ex machena please please please please

😭😭😭😭😭😭

Why Blitz must you care so fucking much about your family and if I could cry I’m pretty sure I would be by now

The screencap I paused on is so pretty.. To bad it’s Blitz getting executed (And almost made me wanna cry) or I’d make it my banner

Aaaaa

Fuck yes Stolas!!

Blitz is saved !! ✨⭐️💕

Boyfriends protecting eachother 💕

Yay! Songs! <3

XD “half a brain”

“Some kind of Mastermind-“ roll credits

Stolas I know you’re dealing with rascists but please don’t act like that with Blitz rn ur doing a regression and I hope it’s an act

Nevermind lol kinda

Yep. This is a clear racial allegory. No hiding it now

Fancy ahh reveal Stolas

Also we just shifted the “I’ll sacrifice for my loved ones” horse to Stolas instead of Blitz

Stolas ur an idiot too

Fuck yes! Romantic ish Stolitz duet part!

No Blitz you fucking deserve to live <333

And I’m back too “if only tears could fall” again.. Please Blitz take his sacrifice and save him after that till the system breaks and you two will be free

Either death or.. whatever happened last two episodes

Shit

Where is Lucifer? Just because Luci’s in his depression era doesn’t mean you are the ruler of hell Satan

Oh nevermind

The sins have existed before Luci fell. Interesting

Blitz is so defensive over Stolas and his life ahh 💕😭

Step 1: *Panic* , Step 2: “Wow this is a sturdy door”

Blitz is being silly but not swearing so he must be concealing his emotions again

<33 Group hug <33

Are we starting some weird chain now (Octavia was now alerted and running for Stolas)

Or not..

Poor Via </3

Loophole! Also more racism allegory!

Banishing him is actually a decent idea (for once)

Ohhh Andrealphus just wants power. Honestly I should have figured sooner lol

If this is Mastermind then what the actual fuck will Sinmas be (unless it’s another Queen Bee situation)

100 years.. So have a relationship with Blitz and once that’s done go back to royalty! Sounds great!

..wait are we getting imp Stolas

Nevermind lol. Just hatless

He will enjoy very much

Ooh!~ Our theories were right! (Stolas must also learn classism the hard way for a bit)

So the white pupils are permanent now

<3

OMG Blitz hero! Yay!!! <3

<3333

Blitz is at an all time high and Stolas is at an all time low.. interesting

<33333

So.. are they immediately dating now?

THIS WAS ALL SO AMAZING!! Favourite episode now!

[featheryhoe]

guess who's back bitch!

*There's a giant spider on the ceiling. like, body size of a person giant. it's just staring at asmodeus, it's dark blue eyes locked onto him*

Ozz just stares up at the spider

OH MY, YOU’RE SO CUTE!

[skatermusic]

Ozz: "Fizz, come to bed."

Fizz, drunk off his ass: "I'm sure you're the sexiest bitch in hell, but I'm married."

Ozz: (thinking, laughing) "Yes, to me, dumbass!"

[royaljestersfirst]

Fizz & emotional integrity

this is the first of a series of character analysis posts i want to make about Fizz because i think that he’s a very rare representation of a character in great contact with his emotions and quite far in his trauma healing journey. this post turned out to be mostly about s2e6 bc i think it shows up well in conflict. i don't claim that Fizz is communicating in a perfectly healthy way (who does tbh!), but he is very genuine in his feelings and communication and i looove to see that. imo you can absolutely be an emotionally authentic bitch 💅✨

some ppl judged Fizz for being very rude to Blitz and i don't see why that's necessarily a bad thing. he thought that his childhood best friend actually resented him, wanted to hurt/kill him, was not interested in seeing him for 15 years, then crushed his gig and fucked off again. he has no reason to trust or be kind to Blitz, and it’s understandable that he’d want to vent his anger and protect his pride.

what touched me was how he reacted to Blitz saying that's not how things really went. even though he was just furious, he immediately unclenched his fists and paid attention. it shows that Fizz cares a lot about this relationship even after all this time, so he's ready to lower his defenses and try to listen.

he is still angry at the hurt he was caused, at this point he still thinks that Blitz left him after the accident. even then, after hearing that Blitz is remorseful, he deeply empathises. Fizz tries to get where blitz is coming from while not downplaying his own hurt.

without hiding his true feelings, he expresses how important Blitz was to him by saying that he wouldn't be so angry if he stayed by his side. that requires lots of emotional honesty and vulnerability, especially for a traumatized person, especially in conversation with the same person who hurt him.

he honestly says that he can't just forgive and forget everything. however, by talking about being okay now he shows that he may move past it. his words may also ease Blitz's guilt and self-loathing which Fizz empathized with earlier.

after this rollercoaster of emotions, he openly shows how much he appreciates his "former bestie, then lifelong enemy, then recent hero, now newly rekindled sort of friend" (btw the fact that Ozz knows all that shows how much Fizz is communicating about his trauma&emotions with his partner which is sweet).

Fizz is a character who feels a lot and deeply. he is unapologetic about his anger but he also is not embarrassed to show how much he cares. he is ready to confront and process difficult emotions, listen and be vulnerable even when the conversation is hard.

he demonstrates great emotional integrity considering his childhood of conditional "love", physical&mental trauma, abandonment, abuse and exploitation. his ability to stay true to himself after all that speaks volumes about his resilience, his connection with his own emotions, the supportiveness of Ozz, the strength of his childhood bond with Blitz, and perhaps the professionalism of his therapist 😄

anyways what do you all think about his character? do you agree with my interpretation? i love this bitch and love to talk about him 💕

[kingdeku-queentoga]

It was interesting that they're calling him a hypocrite cause it is kinda true, cause in ozz first appearance him and fizzarolli was talking to moxxie about how "love" was stupid and only bitches sing about it, and how raw lust was the only thing that mattered. Yet here he is, the king of lust actually being in love.

[anqueerism]

Aarghghjhhhh

People being dumb about mouthwashing again waergh

“Why didn’t anyone do any—“ SHUT UP! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT <333 UP <333

I swear some people played this game with their eyes closed.

Daisuke (to the extent that we see him in-game at least) was not aware of what happened. There’s no evidence to suggest he knew, considering how chipper and trusting of Jimmy he is.

But between Curly, Anya and Swansea? They couldn’t do anything, even though I’m sure they’d wanted to.

One of the main themes of Mouthwashing that I see missed with infuriating frequency is the criticism of toxic work environments (Which ties into a wider criticism of capitalism).

We see it several times that if any one of the crew members fucks up or does something wrong, everyone gets punished. As evidenced by the 4k pay reduction when Jimmy crashed the ship, and the warning of pay reduction if the cargo is breached “unnecessarily” (and who do you think gets to decide ultimately if it was really necessary? Think about it.). Pony Express as a company has a culture of collective punishment. If anything goes wrong, everyone suffers.

Anya doesn’t have any savings and barely got through PE nursing. If her already undoubtedly meagre pay is affected, how do you think that’s going to affect her? Swansea has a wife to take care of and a home to maintain, and he is already an older worker. He can't afford to take a pay cut, because he doesn't exactly have much time left on the clock as it is.

But what about Curly, you might ask.

Simple: Curly is in an abusive relationship with Jimmy.

Now before anyone accuses me of shipping and gets their pitchforks out, just hold on. I’m not necessarily talking in a romantic sense. Friendships can also be abusive, and theirs very much is. It’s not even subtle!

The way that Jimmy makes his envy and disdain clear, all because Curly is just doing better than him. The way that he lashes out at Curly on his own birthday and Curly doesn’t think this the least bit strange. The way that Curly tells Anya he’s “known Jimmy for a long time,” which implies their relationship had been long-lasting, the way that Anya tells Curly "you know who." Because Curly knows who Jimmy is, really. This isn’t just Some Guy to him. This is his best friend, who has been emotionally abusing him for (what’s implied to be) years. He wants to believe Jimmy is capable of good, is capable of better, so he waves it off as something that he can just “talk to him” about. He can’t bring himself to make any move against Jimmy, because he cares so much about him.

He says it himself.

He always believed in him. Back on Earth, and on the ship.

And it's that belief that leads directly to his downfall and the deaths of everyone he loves. Including Jimmy himself.

Something to be said there about the nature of abuse, too, but I've poked the hornet's nest enough, I think.

[rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team]

Asmodeus ill advisedly tried to put any discomfort or confusion at 'Fizz's' behavior aside, he could feel lust regardless and wanted to please him, not to mention his own he always felt for the Jester and the fact he just enjoyed having sex with Fizz, so he was more eager then he would be otherwise..

"If you weren't so cute I might stop this here, but your lucky, and yes, in all the ways that matter at least~" Ozzie teased before resuming his pace into the jester slowly, moaning softly even if this felt a bit strange still, blushing deeply when Fizz slides his arms over his shoulders and begins playing with his tail feathers, gasping quietly as he leaned his weight on the jester, shaking his hips slightly into the touches

He rose a coy brow at the moaned statement, "Oh~ did you now? Well I wasn't aware you were this needy for me~ Now who's being lustful~?" Ozzie said, grabbing the jester's chin so he was looking up at him, smirking as he kept his pace up.

Ozzie just smiled at the blush he got, warmly smiling at the jester, completely unawares as his brow quirked up at the statement "W-Well personally think it should be quite normal, caring about what your bedmate feels, you seem to agree after all." Ozzie said a bit confused but still smiling, teasingly poking 'Fizz' on his lower torso. Fizz had never called that 'weird' before, and saying he remembered that fact was even more strange, they had sex yesterday after all.

He pushed the confusion aside and pushed inside, but immediately halted upon hearing 'Fizz' say that, looking down in concern, like a deer in headlights almost, had he messed up? Pushed in an uncomfortable way? He wanted to ask but he just looked down at 'Fizz' with concern silently cause of how stunned he was, sighing in relief at the statement, laughing it off

"Don't scare me like that! I'm much bigger then you and I don't want to hurt you at all, having fun is the point after all ya mischeif maker~" Ozzie said chuckling his unease off as he nuzzled into 'Fizz's' forehead with his own, softly gripping his hips before starting a slow and soft pace into him

[sweet-marigold]

AA? Ok so. Fizz being a cocky little brat is my new life force. We need more brat fizz in the world. Not even angst, he's just being a lil bitch for the sake of being a lil bitch.

Aggsgsgs that’s my fav fizz lmaoo

Bratty fizz >:)

Just being annoying for the sake of it, or like to get attention cuz he’s an attention whore <3

And that’s how I have him in chapter 2 of the comic lol, he like gets annoyed/jealous blitz and ozz aren’t paying attention to him 😂

[ozzgin]

Today, something wild and unexpected unfolded, and I can't help but share it! Growing up, I have been inundated with words that cut deep: "You look unpleasant to be around." "You seem super scary; if I didn’t know you from school, I would never approach you." “You have a lovely personality, but when you walk by, you look like you’re ready to attack—could you smile?” It’s as if the world has constantly painted me with the brush of an intimidating image, completely at odds with who I truly am.

I recognize that my appearance might give off a certain vibe, yet it baffles me! When I see someone who might seem unapproachable, I often think it’s simply a choice of aesthetic—like goths, rockers, or punks who wear their fierceness proudly. But me? I’m just a girl in the simplest of outfits: a plain T-shirt and jeans. I don't believe I have a frightening visage; in fact, I perceive my face as quite pleasant. Yet, I’ve been labeled with the dreaded "resting bitch face." This misunderstanding makes forging friendships a steep uphill battle.

So here I was, just trying to navigate the mundane task of grocery shopping, but fate had other plans. For nearly an hour, I felt the unsettling presence of some random guy following me, and it was so perplexing! I sensed that he was going to linger since, honestly, I take my sweet time shopping.

As time dragged on, a thought crossed my mind—maybe he just has a preference for big girls, considering their rarity in my small town. But every time I mustered the courage to approach him, he would abruptly retreat. Frustration bubbled inside me until I exploded, shouting at the top of my lungs, “Are you a chubby chaser, bitch boy?” My words echoed through the aisles, drawing the startled gazes of everyone at the checkouts.

To my astonishment, he bolted from the store like he’d seen a ghost. Maybe that moment encapsulates why my circle remains so small—why relationships seem just out of reach. I just wanted to share this wild experience from my day with you, Ozz!

Hah, I have a feeling we would’ve gotten along really well in real life!

In my second year of high school, I ended up sitting next to a transfer student out of sheer coincidence. She was a bigger girl, knew how to box, smoked like a chimney and had a terrible temper; most of my classmates were afraid to approach her. I was the shy, studious class president.

One day - she later told me the silence had become unbearably awkward - she asked me if I liked Naruto. That was it. From that moment we’ve been best friends. Went on multiple trips together, hung out every weekend, moved in together for the first year of college. We went our separate ways since, but every time we meet it’s like we just left off the day before.

I'm sure one day that special someone (whether romantic or platonic) will just show up out of nowhere, under the most ridiculous, coincidental circumstances. Think of yourself as a mysterious, difficult to unlock game character. Is it because you're unpleasant? Nah, it just means that only the special few can achieve that kind of prize. 😎

[cantsayidont]

THE PENGUIN Season 1 (2024), Take 2: Contrary to my initial expectations, THE PENGUIN shies away from the overtly campy derangement of GOTHAM to remain squarely in the gritty crime drama arena. Whether this represents an improvement is harder to say. Above all, this show wants desperately to be taken seriously: It looks sort of like GOODFELLAS, and it's packed cheek-to-jowl with powerhouse acting (with Cristin Milioti the standout as Sofia Falcone) and Heavy Drama. However, it always remains far too artificial to be convincing.

The biggest problem is its central character, here called Oswald Cobb (canonically, the Penguin's last name is "Cobblepot"), a low-ranking mob lieutenant, mama's boy, and frustrated schlemiel trying to make his big play after years of hauling garbage. Colin Farrell tries hard, but it's impossible to overlook the fat suit and veritable mountain of prosthetics, and one can't help wondering how it made sense to transform a handsome middle-aged Irishman so extensively when New York is filled with real guys (and character actors) who look and sound exactly like this already. Even if you can suspend disbelief on his appearance, his character never gels: Just as JOKER ripped off MEAN STREETS and TAXI DRIVER, Ozz Cobb is cobbled together (if you'll pardon the expression) from bits and pieces of old gangster movies and old gangster movie actors — James Cagney's Cody Jarrett (from WHITE HEAT) and Edward G. Robinson as Rico Bandello (in LITTLE CAESAR) being the most obvious — and the scripts' ambivalence about how the audience should feel about him (culminating in a vicious "shock" ending for the show's only Black character, played by Rhenzy Feliz) comes across as muddled rather than compelling, since Farrell can't muster sufficient magnetism to pull all the jumbled pieces together.

Sofia Falcone is potentially more interesting because her challenges are more inherently compelling than Ozz's: Horribly betrayed by her own family to cover up some of her father's more unsavory crimes, publicly vilified, and medically tortured for years, Sofia decides she has little alternative but to lean into acting the crazy bitch people already assume her to be. However, the show constantly subordinates Sofia's story to Ozz's, leaving her plotlines (like her weird BDSM relationship with her former doctor/torturer Julian Marsh (Theo Rossi)) so underdeveloped that they're almost incoherent. What Sofia actually wants seems to change from scene to scene, so all Milioti can do is strut around in increasingly cunty outfits while visibly wondering what her motivation is supposed to be.

The heaviness of the material is not to the show's credit because the structure is just not solid enough to support it, even when the script doesn't pull you of the story with self-conscious metatextual jokes (like Ozz's dead brothers' names being "Jack" and "Benny") or comics Easter eggs (like one of Sofia's fellow Arkham patients being the Magpie, a very minor post-Crisis Batman villain), and the awareness that the show is really just a placeholder for the forthcoming theatrical sequel to THE BATMAN (2022) makes it feel like a fairly pointless exercise. Also, Clancy Brown and Shohreh Aghdashloo are completely wasted in secondary villain roles as Salvatore and Nadia Maroni, which is hard to forgive. CONTAINS LESBIANS? Not a one. VERDICT: Elaborate but hard to enjoy, and what was the point, again?