#oy vey !

[nottspocket]

Finished up an old draft to try to revive my mojo 🤌

[victusinveritas]

[captaintiny]

white jewish converts have got to stop being weird about racial identity, your conversion absolutely makes you as jewish as the next guy but it doesn't fuckin stop you being white, conversion is not an honorary poc card, and just like being queer, your marginalisation as a jew doesn't absolve you of white privilege

[sanguinemoonlight]

Trump guilty on all 34 counts but now we get to hear republicans talk about how a convicted felon should get to run for office even though felons can’t vote (besides in Maine and Vermont wtf guys)

[dreadandbread]

I’m still thinking about how at work, me and a couple of people were talking about languages and they asked which ones I was learning to which I calmly responded Hebrew because I am converting to Judaism. The first thing out of this woman’s mouth was “Are you anti-Zionist?” And when I explained that it was complicated but I didn’t want innocent Palestinians to die she just looked at me in disgust and didn’t speak to me the rest of my shift.

and people still ask why I’m weary

[sidsthekid]

WAIT so you’re saying there’s a non-zero chance that sid could faceoff against duper’s kid someday??????????? oh man

[anonymous-tals]

If the Wizard is a Wizard who will serve...

They're sure to get a mom

Be famous

Look hot

Go to Arizona

[an-attempted-poet]

realizing i use ‘oy vey’ when im talking to ppl irl/texting w someone im comfortable with or have a somewhat close relationship with, and i use ‘oh boy’ online and in situations when i don’t know the person very well

it’s ironic bc like. yeah i’m subconsciously switching off the yiddish out of fear (shouldn’t have to do that!!! even unconsciously!!!) but i am also. wearing a star of david necklace. like babes yiddish isn’t going to give anything away that you haven’t already unless their blind lmfao

anyway. slay 👍

[tangerinequeen19]

[petit-papillion]

Charles managing his horribly imbalanced brake temperature issue from inside the cockpit:

[oak1985]

When the grocery store knows something Jewish is happening but they don’t know what. Here, have some matzo-halvah-Dr Browns-yahrzeit candles. Hey, they don’t eat wheat at their holidays, right? Throw some rice cakes in there, too.

[spale-vosver]

Ok very random question to jumblr: since I began my conversion, I've been saying "oy vey" a LOT, usually under my breath. I pretty much NEVER said it before. Have I been like, possessed by the spirit of kvetching or something???? This is a genuine question I have no idea why I've started using it.

[bokettochild]

So, I've freed all the divine beasts, recovered all but one of the memories, completed 107 shrines and found who knows how many Korok seeds

But I still have not managed to kill a lynel, and thus am a bit scared to face Ganon because there is no way a lynel is worse than the freaking calamity, right?

.....why are the BLIGHTS easier than a stupid lynel?

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Jewish Eddie Munson saying "Oy yoy yoy" or "Oy vey" every time Steve makes a mistake, but like Steve just finds it endearing because Eddie almost never speaks Hebrew and Yiddish, so it's funny when he does, even if it's just to mock him when he messes up

[outsideyourhousewithaknife]

One time my mom was driving home with my dad and there was a giant pothole in the road and my dad said 'big hole' as a warning, but my mother's name was Nicole, so she turned and said "what?" and drove directly in the pothole