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there’s a certain type of image I enjoy finding in old flickr albums from the 00s which is like a completely unknown picture that feels like a meme from an alternate universe

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cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

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Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

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AGAIN?????

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dead

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1943

“This incredible image depicts Jews, not in hiding, but within an transit camp in Holland lighting a Menorah on Hanukkah. If you look carefully, you can see just how packed this room is.”

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Clay is like if dirt could be flesh.

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if you can’t handle me when im broke you don’t deserve me when i hav 15 dollers

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gotta say it feels good checking social media and seeing the overwhelming majority of people accusing a non jew of killing the pope

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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

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Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

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Today my professor picked up a garter snake, said “Ow!” five times as it bit him, set it back down, and said, “Okay. That’s one defense mechanism snakes have.”

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is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

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