#owemji

[hotgirlstiles]

guys oh my god HOW HAVE WE NOT TALKED ABOUT A STEREK ‘YOUR NAME’ AU? THE JOINT DREAMS. THE HALE FIRE. STILES SAVING THEM FROM THE FIRE. THEM MEETING AT NEW YORK. GIRL. GUYS. OH MY GOD

[maro0on]

facebook is dow nffs

I THOUGHT I GOT HACKED OMGASH WHY IS FACEBOOK DOWN 👨‍🦳😭😭 yes i use fb. so what? sue me. im from the philippines and its normal here. its our way of messaging with other people

[lovetreats]

bakugou katsuki—full time pro-hero, with a side of being an asmr youtuber.

no one would ever guess that japan's number 2 pro-hero was also a pretty well-known asmr youtuber. his videos are so calming and peaceful, not even you would guess that he's the one making those videos. of course, he doesn't make it easy for viewers to find out about his identity.

he doesn't talk in his videos, he only shows (some of) his neck and below, and he wears long sleeves, sometimes even gloves to hide his scars.

he does cooking vids a lot. like, a lot.

viewers would, usually, be intrigued by this very built and very mysterious person, and would ultimately stay for the amazing and tingly sounds.

(they also stayed for his sexiness—)

[deathberi]

FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH (2024)

[senqv]

LOVEGAME !

blue lock ! fanfic featuring : michael kaiser x gn! reader

warning(s) : lots of mentions of feminine stuff like dresses & makeup but still can be read as gender neutral ( hopefully ??? ) , kisses <3 , a bittt suggestive , loserboy kaiser , established relationship , no proofread so prolly some spelling / grammar mistakes , lmk if there are more !

kaiser as the rich football star who loves spoiling his lover. he brings in around 2 million usd annually, so just say the word and he will deliver it. anything from givenchy to giambattista valli; or even the custom-made garments from paris couture week starting from the tens of thousands to several millions.

he’s also quite accustomed to playing around with makeup, loves it when you offer to do his eyeliner for him <3 but really, what he enjoys the most is dressing you up all pretty just for him !!

“gorgeous,” kaiser whispers, lithe fingers going down the side of the navy satin gown from saint laurent, teasingly flitting just below the hemline. his fingers press down onto your thigh at the way your makeup preoccupies you instead of paying attention to him, tilting his head to the side as he meets your gaze in the vanity mirror. “just a sec,” you continue to apply your mascara without a care in the world, oblivious to the impatient taps of your boyfriend’s fingers. he leans forward with a sigh, hands caged at either side of your frame.

kaiser frowns in displeasure at your refusal to spare him even a glance, and you can tell he’s getting restless at the way his fingers drum aggressively against the table. “kaiser,” it’s almost funny how fast he looks up at the call of your voice. “sit behind on the bed or something, please ? you’re distracting me.” you say, leaning even more forward to properly apply the opalescent highlights on your eyelid, disregarding the way your boyfriend’s jaw nearly drops at the sheer audacity ?? how dare anyone, much less his own lover, disregard his presence ????

kaiser’s frown deepens as he opens his mouth to protest, but decides against it as he begrudgingly sits on the side of the bed, the mattress dipping under his weight. he crosses his arms, biceps flexing visibly below his rolled sleeves that were just a tad too tight. from the corner of his eye, he can see you uncapping a tube, recognising it as the rouge hérmes lipstick he gifted to you not too long ago. the wine red sheen makes your lips especially ravishing, and he has to tear his gaze away before he gives in to his desires to kiss you until you can’t think. not after that stunt you pulled !!

kaiser purposely avoids your gaze as you walk towards him, glancing to the side and keeping his arms crossed as you climb into his lap. “kaiser,” your voice is a teasing lilt, and kaiser turns his head away from you, powered by pure spite and pettiness. “michael,” voice dropping to a saccharine sweetness, and usually this would do the trick. but kaiser seems hellbent on teaching you a lesson today. and so he continues to glance away from you, bottom lip jutting out adorably.

your lips curve down into a pout, pulling out all the stops. your pointer tips his chin towards you, sultry voice akin to dripping honey as you call out a “darling ?” you can see the way his adam’s apple bobs as heat rises from his neck, flushed face and all. finally, he turns towards you, still futilely trying to evade your gaze.

“ja? mmh-!” he is cut off by the press of your lips against his, jolting from the sudden kiss. you don’t think you’ve ever heard kaiser whimper as he shakily snakes his hands around your waist and behind your head, melting further into you. his tongue licks at your lips as you part breathlessly, desperate for more. his lips are stained a delicious red, and you’re sure that your mouth, too, is awfully smudged by that gorgeous carmine. his chest rises up and down unsteadily, pupils dilated and blown wide.

“you-“ you pay no mind at his protests, swiping on another layer of lipstick as you end whatever he was about to say with another kiss on the corner of his lips. then on his cheek; down his neck, the tip of his nose; he shivers at every touch of your lips, and if someone were to walk in, they’d think you were bullying the mighty emperor with the way he was shaking, a wild flush on his face.

you giggle as you admire your finished masterpiece, red kiss marks littered all over his face and down the dip of his half-buttoned shirt. he looks dazed, sharp blue eyes unusually cloudy. you take a glance down at his patek philippe 1915 watch. “hey, we’re gonna be late.” suddenly, you’re hauled back onto his lap, his grip on your waist tighter than ever. his gaze is electrifying, staring with a certain vivacity you’ve only seen him have on field. “again,” he whispers, eyes lidded as he brushes his lips against yours. “wait- kaiser!”

he is practically feral, leaning down and bending you back that you would fall if it wasn’t for his unwavering grip at your waist. a kiss at the side of your lips, against your mouth again, and repeat. “mmh- enough, ‘s too much-” you whine tiredly, hitting his back in vain. “too much? ” a mocking smile forms on his face. “im just getting started.”

[teongkas]

gathering sticks to keep warm later tonight, why they decided the tundra was a good place for a family reunion i do not know

[honey-milk-depresso]

Before i log out for today let me just give you a nice happy birthday once more 💖

HDJAKDJSKKSKDID THANK YOU

[wannabepoeticischiya]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

content: drunk!gojo, clingy gojo, infinity acting up, pre-established relationship, down bad for you, mentions of having kids, poor Ijichi

“Hic— where’s my wife?”

You rub your temples, as you watch your husband whine, “how much did you let him drink?”

“Let him? He was a force of his own, he—“ Ijichi cuts off when he sees your glare, balking as he panics, she’s even scarier than Gojo when she’s mad! “I’m so sorry!”

You shake your head, “it’s fine, Ijichi,” and he scurried away quickly, leaving you with your very inebriated husband. The one who had drank one sip of alcohol too many and was probably liable to misfire a hollow purple any second, “Satoru,”

You approached him and were met with the resistance of his infinity, as he sat slumped over on the booth table, “Satoru, put down your infinity—“

“No,”

“Satoru, come on, you have to stop or I can’t take you home,” and he’s shaking his head, cheeks flushed.

“No, I mean I don’t know how to,” he sighs, “the infinity is all messed up, I can’t do it,” he rubs his eyes, and you’re sighing again.

“It’s just because of the alcohol, Toru,” you sit beside him, “you can do it

His face was buried in the crook of your neck, dead weight on his two feet, as he pulled you even closer, cheeks flushed and warm from the alcohol, “why didn’t you come? You told me you were gonna pick me up,”

“No, I didn’t, you said Ijichi was going to—“ you manage to say before he’s whipping his head up, eyes sparking with blue, but lips curled in a pout, as if he wasn’t two seconds from obliterating you and the entire block.

“Do you hate me?” And his eyes nearly glow in the dark of the night, infinity flickering as you drew closer, “do you not want me to have your kids?”

Your hand finally reaches him, as you are the only one who can pierce through his defenses, “first of all l, I would be the one having your kids, weirdo,” your fingers cup his cheek, thumbing away his tears, “and how could I ever hate my husband?”

He blinks at you, “You’re married?” And you have to bite back your laugh at his affronted expression, “to who? I’ll hollow purple them!”

You snort, “Well he has light hair, blue eyes, and is drunk off his ass,”

He blinks, furrowing his brow, “Nanami?” And you laugh, before kissing him hard. You can taste the alcohol on his lips still, mixed with the aftertaste of sugar and chocolate he had at the bar most likely.

“Get it now?” And he grins, nodding, as he hangs all over you as you get him into the car with you, leaning against you as you drive home.

“So you’re gonna leave your husband for me?”

“…I might, if you ever drink again.”

[yourstrulykore]

SEND HELP WHENEVER I READ YOUR REBLOGS I LAUGH EVERY SINGLE TIME GOODBYYEEEE THANK YOU FOR LIKING MY CONTENT RAAAAHHHHGHGHH

OMG HI 🥹 NO NEED TO THANK ME FOR LIKING UR CONTENTS IT'S AMAZING ILY MWAMWA

[hotgirlstiles]

Hello!!! Please know that your sterek and stiles post are one of the very few things I LIVE FOR!!!

you’re awesome.

ok bye :) <3

:D!!!! oh wow!!!!! thank you..! its still so sweet how u all like my silly sterek posts <3 im glad my silly nonsense makes u feel that way hehe!

[senqv]

just saying i only got into blue lock cause i saw a kaiser edit on tiktok

[zanaur]

PAK KINILIG BETLOG NA NAMAN AKO DITO BHIE IBA KANA TALAGA 😣💗💗💗

royalty au

prince!kenji who's the most desired prince in all of the kingdoms because of his family's wealth & power, and his good looks

prince!kenji who's known to have the least losses in duels against other princes amongst the kingdoms

prince!kenji as the only heir of the sato family who also refuses to get married just to go against his father who he thinks is too obsessed with dragons

prince!kenji who nearly abandons his title as the sato prince upon hearing his arranged marriage with the youngest daughter of the neighbouring [surname] kingdom for their reinforcements and weaponry

prince!kenji who hates you right before and as he met you because of how devoted you were to the crown and to serve your kingdom

prince!kenji who gets to know you outside of the kingdom walls and goes to you to have someone to horse-ride with

prince!kenji who helps you pick berries in the forest as his past-time

prince!kenji who goes out to meet you the moment that you say so

prince!kenji who cries to you about the burden of his responsibility as the sato prince

prince!kenji who's just realized his love for you in the middle of the battle between soldiers and dragons

prince!kenji who plans a marriage immediately after the battle

[spitinsideme]

what if.. what if like.. what if they held hands.. owemji so scandalous of me to even request that..

ohmygod ... so scandalous ... i might have to even censor it

[hawq-s]

So I finally get to flirt with Professor at the 1st graveyard date and owemji, rook initiating the flirting and the recipient's reaction be like 😲😳🧐🤔☝️😊

Professor is meant to be with a troublemaker!!!! My Akim will be his little gremlin, I love to stress the professor kekekeke.

[burningcheese-merchant]

YOOOOOO THE SECOND PART OF MINE FOREVER MORE, I HAD GOOSEBUMPS, MAN. YOU WROTE THIS SO WELL 💃💃💃. I LITERALLY JUST WOKE UP AND SAW A NOTIF AND SAW U POSTED, OWEMJI I SQUEALED. THE WAY HE KISSED HER??? GODAMM BRO CHILL HAHAHAHHA

Thank you so much ❤️ I was so worried it wouldn't turn out well, I'm glad people seem to think otherwise haha. I'm really happy you enjoyed it, thank you for your support ❤️

And yeah Burning Simp is down crazy. Like, actually crazy. Like he needs a straitjacket he's not strong enough to break out of (good luck tho). He's on Fiend Timing 24/7. Yandere Spice is so much fun to write, but such a frighteningly awful person lol, he deserves every beating GC gives him and then some. I'm going back to Accidental Slow Burn Redemption Arc Spice now (until I'm struck with more Yandere Spice inspiration)

[zuiz41]

YES SIR THIS IS SO HOT OH MY GOD????

Stop I'm simping

cuddles 🥺

Hiii long time no see 🫣