#ow cute

[spokelseskladden]

so valgrace is pretty good, accidentally read like every fic about them on purpose after SOMEONE suggested i draw them (thank you so much btw fr)

[whichcouldmeanothing]

Where have you been? Doesn’t matter. I’m home now.

MATT BOMER & JONATHAN BAILEY as HAWK & TIM Fellow Travelers S01E02 “Bulletproof” (all episodes)

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

this man is in an on and off relationship with Emma Frost and y’all are trying to tell me he doesn’t get pegged??? He’s in a throuple with Jean Grey and Logan and y’all are trying to tell me he doesn’t get fucked stupid??? Stop lying to me.

[shouyuus]

sfw; popstar!reader x vi in which u punch someone in face and vi finds that incredibly attractive

"who the hell--"

you pull the door open, rubbing the sleep from your eyes, the thin strap to your pink silk nightgown hanging off your shoulder.

"hey."

you frown, blinking at the skinny man standing across the doorframe, a fist held up as if to knock again.

"reese?"

the man smizes, leaning up against the doorframe, his eyes slicking down your exposed skin like an oil spill. you grimace, rolling your eyes. "you need to stop showing up like this. it's getting embarrassing."

"c'mon baby," he says, shrugging, trying to step into the door, "i know you've been missin' me --"

"uh. sorry. no --" you resist the urge to gag as he pouts at you, "we hooked up one time, and it was a mistake."

"it was the best night o'my life!" he crows, still trying to shove into the room but you narrow your eyes, blocking his path till he sighs, re-doubling his greasy smirk "and i'm pretty sure it was also the best night of --"

"princess?" vi's voice calls out from the bedroom. you sigh, glancing over your shoulder as her voice draws nearer, "what's goin' on?"

she rounds the corner to the hallway and pauses, her sleep-fogged eyes sharpening as she takes in the scene. a beat, and she's sauntering over, slipping an arm around your middle, pressing her chin to your shoulder, brushing a kiss to your cheek.

"everything alright? who's this, an old friend?" she looks reese over once, her expression the picture of a woman unimpressed.

you shake your head, leaning into her touch. "no, he's no one --"

"hey! pft, oh i see -- i leave you, and you decide to replace me with a beefed up enforcer whore -- oof --"

"ow."

vi lets out a sharp, startled laugh, her eyes widening as you pull your arm back, shaking out your stinging fist with a whine, cradling your hand.

"holy shit that really hurts," you say, pouting as vi takes your hand in hers, running a thumb along your reddening skin, her shoulders still shaking with laughter, even as she tries to sooth a thumb over your knuckles. she coos, kissing the back of your hand. you crinkle your nose, "you do that all the time?"

she grins, shrugging, "helps if you've had a lot of practice."

"-- y-you -- you broke my nose!" reese's voice is reedy as he holds his face, a thin line of blood trickling through his fingers, his eyes wide.

"oh shut up dude, you're fine. it'll set in a few days," vi snaps, rolling her eyes as she glances back towards the open door. you glare at reese, reaching for the small intercom on the wall.

"go away, reese. and find something better to do than stalk me, okay? ugh --" you huff, punching the call button for the security downstairs.

"h-hey! you can't just close the door on me --" reese tries to scramble for the doorknob but vi puts herself squarely between you and him, cocking an eyebrow. he falters, eyes flickering over vi's arms and shoulders, his lip curling with fear masked as distaste before he stumbles back, snarling at the pair of you, though the effect is largely dampened by the rapidly darkening bruise at the bridge of his nose and the blood smeared down his chin.

"w-whatever! i d-didn't actually wanna fuck you anyway --"

"oh do yourself a favor and get lost," vi says, slamming the door in his face just as the intercom beeps the life and you let the building security in on the situation.

"your hand okay?" vi asks, though her expression is a tug-o-war of concern and ill-concealed amusement.

you crinkle your nose, clenching and unclenching your fingers, wincing at the soft sting.

"yeah. that just hurt way more than i thought it would."

"aww, c'mere," vi tugs you into her chest, peppering your face in kisses before moves to your hand, laughing as you giggle. "my little warrior princess."

you whine, digging your nose into her neck, "don't make fun of me."

"i'm not!" though her voice is still clearly laced with laughter as the pair of you make your way back into the bedroom, "though, i gotta say -- that was kinda hot. like really hot."

you laugh, letting her scoop you up and press you down into the still-warm sheets. you bite your lips.

"yeah? maybe i should try punching my ex-hookups in the face more often."

vi's lips twitch. "yeah? you got alotta those?"

you frown, your pout returning in full swing, "no! ugh -- reese was -- reese was a very drunken mistake one night okay? we've all made choices we're not proud of --"

but vi is laughing, leaning down to catch your lips in a long, indulgent kiss. when she pulls away, your eyes are dark, your mouth sweet and soft around a half-caught breath.

"you know i don't care about your past, princess," she says, running a thumb along your cheeks, "all that matters --"

"is that you're the only one in my future?" you ask, smiling as you reach up to catch her hand, pressing a kiss to her palm. vi's lashes flutter at the certainty of your words, before she's sighing into your neck, her lips warm against your skin.

"yeah. something like that."

you giggle, head tilting back as she kisses a line down your shoulder. and then you're squealing as she flips the pair of you, settling you firmly over her hips, a smirk twisting her lips.

"though, reese --" she makes a show of whistling beneath her breath, "you were really goin' through some shit, huh?"

you groan, burying your face in her chest. "you're never gonna let me live this down, are you?"

vi laughs, carding her fingers gently through your hair before dropping a kiss to your temple.

"nope. never."

[failyaoi]

JOHNSHI POSTING !!!!!!!!!!!

[limeekak]

don't get him wrong, Corvus' body is warm and it's a little cold up there!!

I was a little unhappy with some things in my art and wanted to try some new things, especially the render. I'm very proud of this result, it's a thousand times more tiring, but I think it's worth it 😭

[cuberry]

blizzard knows exactly how to keep me mentally unwell huh

[lazybastardsstuff]

Idiotas

[3416]

Mitch Marner Media Availability | 10.2.24

[elysiae]

you know when you accidentally shock somebody because of like static or wtv? do you think Amir does that to his team on purpose when he gets annoyed with them

[carebeardean]

Need to squeeze him like a stress ball

[marlynnofmany]

Someday I will write a kids' book about "The Invisible Bitey Potato," about the black cat that curls up to hide in the shadows before attacking my ankles mercilessly.

It will take the literary world by storm, and no ankles will be safe.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

HAVE U SEEN THAT ONE CHERIK DEVIL AND ANGEL COSTUME HALLOWEEN ART THAT ONE COMIC BOOK ARTIST DID ON TWT

NO CAUUUUUSSE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW FAST I MADE THE WHOLE THING MY HOMESCREEN: THE ARTIST IS JOSH CASSARA AND I OWE HIM EVERYTHING

the fuckin sillies chat i cant STAND them……

[panchulien]

The boys are thinking about what to get for their Captain this Christmas. They want something special, something that'll make him happy. They brainstorm, can't decide on what to get.

Then Gaz gets an idea, pulls out his phone excitedly and texts Nikolai, "We need your help."

The other two assume the plan is to leave it in Nikolai's hands to find him a gift. Makes sense, after all. He knows Captain the best. Gaz doesn't elaborate.

..

Cue to Nikolai standing in front of Captain Price's door, faint blush on his face and a little red bow on his head (Soap's idea, once he realized what Gaz was proposing)

(Nikolai was on his way to their base the moment he read the words "we need help". This.. wasn't quite what he expected but he decided to entertain the idea just for them. Couldn't say no to Gaz and Soaps puppy eyes)

["C'mon!! He'll like it! It'll be so funny, please, Nik."

"You want me to wear a.. what."]

And so there they stand, Price too stunned to speak and Nikolai with a sheepish smile on his face trying to explain how he got there,

"The boys thought...you..uh...you might like it and-" And he looks so adorable doing it with that stupid bow on his head that Price can't help but shut him up with a kiss. He decides to ignore the boys cheers from the other side of the corridor as he pulls Nikolai inside while kissing him and locks the door.

[snowpuff79]

I found out the Rabbids came from Rayman and like it's actually a good franchise ? I knew it existed cause of the Captain Laserhawk stuff a year ago, which I thought was cool .

But I played Rayman Origins on the 3ds and it's a very pretty game and nice fast paced platformer makes me feel more skilled than I am. I die a lot cause the only other platformer I've ever played was Kirby Triple Deluxe and I might be too used to that game's mechanics

[letternotekisses]

mauga likes a girl who can eat, by the way

if he’s taking you out on a date just ordering a side salad or a water isn’t going to work for him, go bar for bar and get those wings and don’t be afraid to get a bit messy with the dip either, he’s ordering a round of cinnamon shots for you both that you can pound out immediately after, his laugh echoing throughout the bar when your face scrunches shut and your legs kick out wildly at the spicy burn

and hey, if the night ends with you draped over your dingy apartment table, mauga growling appreciatively between your thighs? I’d say the date was an absolute success 💘