#ovie

[thoughtshobbiesdaydreams]

The GOAT goal-scorer, indisputably (anybody who wants to argue that is very wrong, and frankly stupid)

The argument that he's a one-trick pony is wrong because his goal-scoring highlight reel is the most impressive, versatile, and fun highlight reel of any goal-scorer in NHL history... but also stupid, because what does that mean? He scores "too many" goals from one area of the ice?

An underrated passer; obviously his mentality as a goal-scorer/shooter prevents him from being a top-tier playmaker, but he averaged 56 assists a season through his first 5 seasons in the league; his linemates really let him down after that. Backstrom is the most underrated NHL player of all-time: maybe the best playmaker of his generation, a top tier two-way player as well (he's absolutely Toews' equal, if not better, and roughly on Kopitar's level; he should've won a Selke or two, but he never finished higher than 7th! Voters should lose their votes) BUT... he just wasn't quite the goal-scorer Ovie needed to take advantage of Ovie's passing. ALSO the Caps were "lucky" with what I call complementary 1st liners

(guys I'd say are maybe more 2nd liners than 1st, in a vacuum, but are so well-rounded that they fit on a 1st line seamlessly by complementing the legit 1st liners - a good goal scorer even if not quite a sniper, a really good and smart passer even if not quite a playmaker, a good defender) with Mike Knuble, into TJ Oshie, into Tom Wilson... but Marcus Johansson was really not a good fit there and *really* depressed Ovie's point totals. (On paper he fits that complementary 1st liner mold: really good passer, solid shot, great skater, smart defensively... but he just didn't fit. No shame, nothing wrong with being a nice middle-6 F. BUT we could've drafted Wayne Simmonds, which would've made that Knuble -> Simmonds -> Oshie -> Wilson lineage so satisfying. Oh well.)

but Ovie didn't really have a true goal-scorer on his line after the uber-talented/ultra frustrating Semin left...

And of course, nothing needs to be said about his hitting; when you see the list of, like, the top 20 goal scorers since Ovie entered the league, with their goals and their hits, it's WILD how much Ovie dominates both categories. (He's also MUCH better defensively than he's given credit for. At his age, now, he's a negative defensively, but for the bulk of his career, he was somewhere between mediocre and solid, leaning towards "solid at worst" under Trotz.)

This highlight reel... I disagree with some of the decisions as far as what is honorable mention vs actually cracks the top-10. I would lean towards the milestones being honorable mentions, and his hit on Ruutu shouldn't crack the top-10: it's a really good, textbook hit with great force, but c'mon, dude is the greatest goal-scorer of all-time, a routine hit shouldn't crack the list. (But I get it as an honorable mention, to show off his versatility.) But overall, if you worry less about how it's ranked and focus more on what plays are on here, it's great. And the top-5 is pretty unassailable.

So... enjoy.

[ruleof3bobby]

SAVAGE ISLAND (1985) Grade: D+

No idea how this movie ended up on my list. But at least I could cross it off. Just a old "B" movie / grind house type film. Will actually be an interesting/average #Netflix movie w higher budget.

[hanakxtoba]

hikarinokizuna asked:*Ieyasu just having his good time while enjoying the scenary yet peacefully, away from Mitsunari for awhile*

❥─ ━ ᏟμᏢⅰժ αᚱᚱοѡ The vagabond was out and about as usual while riding his trust steed for a while and just coming up to a shady area in the forest there for a put stop. Sure Toshiie and Matsu are concerned about his future still but time waits for no one!

He was sure that he saw someone familiar, though....maybe his mind was playing tricks on him again so he just shook it off first and relaxed in the shade as usual.

@hikarinokizuna

[amaranth]

december 23, 2022 (was vs. wpg) ➔ goal #802 makes ovechkin the 2nd highest goal scorer in nhl history!

[theunchosenpotato]

2nd book read this year: The Boneless Mercies by @apriltucholke I’ve been looking for books with less romance and more ambience, and this Beowulf retelling fit perfectly with what I was looking for! It’s slower to what I’m used to but so much more immersive. Like, I went ahead and bought the next book because the setting fit perfectly with what I want in stories. I liked the world building better than the characters. Beowulf-wise, I can’t tell you much, because it’s been years since I read it (the graphic novel version 😭) and I don’t remember it. Anyways, if you’re looking for a gritty, immersive retelling with female mercenaries, this is up your alley! Very Skyrim, Norse, Two Towers feel (they walk ALOT). #thebonelessmercies #sevenendlessforests #frey #skyrim ##juniper #ovie #beowulf #norse #apriltulchoke #yafantasy #fanart #bookish #retelling #stephnsketch2023reads #norseaesthetic https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnsv-HANGdW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jarurat-blog]

Jan16,2023

[gummysharksafterdark]

My alien boyfriend can’t resist just how warm my cunt is. So soft and plushy, he can barely stay composed when he fucks me… Recently, his body has begun his species’ ovulation period, and he has decided that my soft mammalian body would be a perfect place to lay his eggs.

I can feel his phallus pressing against slowly relenting cervix, a thick protrusion coming down his length and pressing against my entrance. I cry out as the semi-hard egg forces my cervix open too fast for its liking and pops comfortably into my plushy, warm womb. Then, another follows, keeping my cervix from returning to its comfort. Three, then four, then a fifth pop into my womb. I look at my belly beginning to bulge from his eggs inside of me. He’s still not done laying; a sixth pops in, followed by seven, eight and nine. I whine and cling to him while my womb stretches with his young. It begins to hurt as my belly stretches to a degree it’s never had to before, making me feel tight and bloated. He still isn’t finished. For what seemed like an eternity eggs popped their way into my belly, each one stretching it bigger and bigger, until I looked heavily pregnant. I was still expecting more eggs to continue holding my poor aching cervix open, but instead I felt my lover thrust deeper into me and a cool liquid washing over the expanse of my nearly bursting womb. He was inseminating me. I was under the impression that the eggs wouldn’t fully develop, that they would just stretch me for kink purposes. How wrong I was… my already painful, bloated, tiny little human body was going to be bursting with nearly twenty alien babies soon enough…

[butchlifeguard]

we need to destroy the idea that girls should wear makeup. normalize bare faces on prom queens and flower girls and cheerleaders. no products at all instead of '7 product simple makeup routine.' no more 10 step skincare and regular facials and dermablading and gua sha just to be comfortable with yr natural face. i want to see eye bags on the funny librarian and acne on the swim coach and wrinkles on all our adult role models. i want to see a 16 year old girl that has never tried putting on eyeshadow. i want to see a 7 year old girl who doesn't have to go out and buy powder for her dance recital. i want to see trans women and girls everywhere to never have to wear makeup, regardless of how well they 'pass.' no more 'contouring to look masc' either. a post-beauty industry world is possible

reblogs are on but if you bring up the stage makeup point that i have addressed three times yr blocked on sight ☹️

[fangs-and-kings]

here's the details for that guy y'all seem to like

[hemipenal-system]

bioluminescent ovipositor 🤤

[fareplay]

You try to escape from the home of the monsterperson that's been keeping you as a breed toy. You try to crawl through the dog door but get stuck halfway as your belly as swollen too big to fit. You try and squeeze yourself through again and again but the pressure from the door combined with your straining causes your labor to be triggered. Your toes curl and stomach clenches as you start birthing right into your panties/right onto the floor if they didn't so much as allow you to wear pants. The eggs spill out against the wall and fall slowly trailing thick fluid. You adjust and raise your rear in the air as another wave ripples through your belly making you cum hard and pour eggs behind you. Your breasts swell too pillowing your head and the nipples begin to leak sticky milk. Your body has completely prioritized itself over your mental will to escape. After almost an hour you collapse exhaustedly with your legs splayed out behind you. Just as soon as you catch your breath, you're out of here. Unfortunately, the monsterperson has been watching the whole ordeal from the other side of the door and is now completely flustered. It's taken everything they have to stay off of you this long and finally they can't take it anymore and hop behind you on their knees,straddling you and your clutch, ovipositor firm and ready to breed you all over again. They hump your helpless little rear end like a dog in heat. Looks like you're not going anywhere for a while.

[amaranth]

ovechkin ties gordie howe as #2 all-time goal scorer!

[biscuitdragonwithastick]

Imagine your just walking through the woods when a monster rushes you from behind. Sprawled on the ground, helpless under their weight, you wait for the blinding pain of claws tearing through flesh, but it never comes.

Instead, those sharp claws tear through your clothing and you feel blood rushing to face out of embarrassment and confusion. Thoughts rampage through your mind as to what it wants, and then you feel something wet and hot against your opening.

You scramble to get a away but it growls against your neck. It's a monster with needs. It won't let you go until it's done.

You cry out as it thrusts into you. Like an animal, it's only focus is breeding you full of its monster spawn. For some horrible reason, that turns you on. You try to fight how arousing it is to be used like this, that this doesn't feel good at all.

Your voice betrays you though and you moan with an orgasm as it thrusts into you one last time and cums.

You're so ready for this to be all over - to just crawl home and fall asleep in a warm blanket - but then you feel something press against your entrance.

The monster whine and bucks forward. You groan with the force as something pops inside. You have no time to wonder what it is as more of these objects start flood your insides.

Eggs.

You realize that you're being bred with eggs. Your tummy rounds so beautifully with them, your tired mind less horrified and more fascinated to watch it expand with each intrusion.

Finally, the monster pulls out. It carries you back to the entrance of the forest and leaves you there to find your own way home.

All you can think about is how your going to hide this from everyone in town.

[zeeislewd]

Your partner catches you staring again, their lips turning down into a slight frown. They sigh, crossing their arms in a way that lets them rest their forearms on their gravid belly.

"What? Never considered I have to grow all those eggs I put in you?" They said, running a hand down their belly, all the way underneath to help support the weight. Then they noticed the way you had been staring, and not just that you had been staring and the frown started to fade, a little glint showing in their eye. They stepped forward, moving awkwardly with all the weight they carried with them. "I've never let myself grow this many before, you know? I've never let it build up for more than a week, no more than I could hide with some baggier clothes." They spoke, their voice lowering to a purr as they drew nearer to where you lay, crawling into the bed atop you, straddling you.

"I've never had someone to put these in before." There's a hunger in their voice now as you see their ovipositor begin to creep into view, brushing against your bare thigh, sliding up towards your wet cunt. Their other tentacles pull your legs apart, giving themself full access to you. They reach their hands out to yours, guiding you to hold the weight of their gravid belly, letting you feel how taut it's become with nearly a month's worth of eggs weighing them down.

"Now all they need is their mother's nice, warm womb to incubate... There's not enough space in me for them to keep growing." They say, their ovipositor starting to press itself into your waiting slit, squirming and slithering upwards as deep as it can go. You feel the familiar push against your cervix, against that place nothing should be able to reach. It doesn't even hurt now, when they push inside of your womb to claim you; it's so familiar, and you did always have a little bit of a masochistic streak, didn't you?

The eggs start to push into you, the size of tennis balls, nearly getting stuck before even entering inside; it was lucky they had a little bit of squish to them, otherwise they'd probably tear you apart just trying to fit one. The first egg always comes alone, helping prepare you, open you up to its siblings coming shortly after. Then you start feeling the intervals between eggs shorten... Maybe ten seconds at first, then five, then barely two, then they feel like a nonstop flow of eggs, of their eggs filling you.

With your hands on their belly you can feel them start to shrink back down as they turn you into their incubator once more. You can feel the shifting of the multitude inside them as each egg starts to enter their ovipositor, then into you.You can feel the weight transfer into you. They were right; they always grew larger inside you before they properly hatched, and your frame was so much smaller than theirs you were already nearly immobilized by the shear weight of their eggs. They were only a little over halfway done.

It felt like you were trapped there beneath them for minutes on end receiving their eggs. Blissful minutes, wracked with orgasm after orgasm until your mind slipped away and the only concept of time that existed was right now. Right now, being filled, being theirs. You hardly noticed when the eggs finally stopped coming, when their belly was flat and yours was so large you couldn't see the tentacles holding you past your bump. The blissful haze was so strong you could hardly form words, but they seemed to understand what you needed nonetheless, leaning down to slip their arms around you, having to settle for draping an arm over your belly for now instead.

They smiled softly at you, leaning in ever so close until you could feel the heat of their breath against your ear, and whispered.

"What a good little incubator you are."

[mc-cards]

🏒 2006 In The Game N°362 Alexander Ovechkin (xrc) @capitals . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #hockey #hockeycards #sportscards #recordbreakers #thehobby #throwback #collectables #memorabilia #goat #alltimestars #alexanderovechkin #vintage #opennet #scoringleader #ovie #nhl #topps #hof #canada #great8 #caps #thegreat8 #hockeylife #ovi #capitals #ovechkin #hockeygreat #opc #halloffame #hof #sports @topps @nhl @hockeycanada @upperdecksports (at Washington Capitol) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm2e_xRORmI/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[darkfantasysworld]

F!reader x M!cecaelia (half human, half octopus)

Reader is assaulted and used as an incubator for the cecaelia's eggs.

You went to the beach and got in the water, you went out further than you wanted. You turned around to look at the shore and started walking when you felt something grab your thigh, you looked down but were already too late. It dragged you underwater, you tried to fight back but it was too strong and you passed out. When you awoke you felt something in your bikini bottoms, it was rubbing against your most sensitive place, you tried to protest but a thick tentacle was forced in your mouth, preventing you from speaking. "You're mine now," A deep voice whispered in your ear "I'm going to make you a mother." the voice said, low and menacing. You tried to cry and struggle but the unknown male had a strong hold on you.

You felt something slid into you and you cried out although it was muffled by the thick tentacle. You tried to struggle again, crying and thrashing, you tried to say you didn't want this but it was too late. "My ovipositor tentacle won't hurt, just be a good whore." The male said, the ovipositor attached to your cervix and you felt small round objects being forced past it. You cried more as your legs were spread open and a second tentacle moved under the fabric of your bikini bottoms, this one had a sucker that immediately attached to your clit, sucking it. You watched as your stomach got bigger from those small round objects, you felt helpless but the feeling of your clit being sucked made you whimper with pleasure.

It didn't take long before the ovipositor tentacle removed itself from you but it was replaced with a human cock, his hand pulled you bikini bottoms aside so you could see everything a little better. You cried out as it stretched you. "You're perfect.. so tight.. filled my eggs.. just let me properly fertilize them.." the voice said, strained with desire as he moved his hips. The tentacle in your mouth was finally removed and you moaned but started begging to be let go, you didn't want this. "Shh.. you're mine.. all mine.." The male responded to your pleas. He went faster, harder, he hit all the right places, you couldn't help but let out involuntary moans. Suddenly you felt a warm substance as he slowed his thrusts, his hips still moving, he was determined to make you cum as well even if he didn't last as long as you.

You tried not cum but with him still going and his tentacle sucking your clit you ended up cumming, feeling disgusted with yourself as the pleasure subsided. "Why… why me…" You cried as he laid you on a bed. "Because you're beautiful, plus no one else goes that far into the water." He kissed your neck and rubbed your stomach, full of his now fertile eggs.

Part 2?