#oven drying

[jesuistrestriste]

I need domestic housewife Art right NEOW. Like, can you fucking imagine coming home from work and seeing him cooking dinner in his cute apron and little house dress? I would simply have no restraint, i’m pouncing on him immediately

uhmmmm yeah ! !

im getting flashbacks to cookin n cleaning with all this talk of house husband art grrrrr he's so precious

i love picturing him in the apron you bought him, smiling all sweetly the second you step in the door, hands working to mince herbs or smth as you walk over and let your hands roam his waist

he smiles and tilts his head as you latch onto his neck and mouth at his skin, leaving little red blotches in the wake of your lips, and he moans as he turns around and presses his hips against yours

his eyes are lidded and pleading, his fingers idly caressing at your sides as he leans in close and whispers softly into your ear

"you gonna use me or what?"

brat.

give a lil squeeze to his ass and then bite at his neck before you purr into his ear, feeling his hips frustratedly rolling against yours for any sliver of friction they can get

"yeah, honey, 'course i am," your voice all low as his arousal swells, "so why don't you go back to cooking 'nd i'll touch your pretty cock till you're done?"

ohhh, that does it for him ! that's all it takes. he's on the edge just from those words, and he complies immediately.

he cooks, you roll your wrist as your palm lathes over his tip, and he comes four times before the meal is even off the stovetop.

[funsizedcrow]

People love to talk about how much arson wild does and thats fun but also lets remember that in twilight princess in order to progress the game you do have to set a building full of bombs on fire. and it does explode.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

yeah sex is great but have you ever found a shady parking spot in 100+ degree weather

[chocolatecakecas]

dean and cas as literally washing and drying dishes in their kitchen we speak.

[internetskiff]

These two would so get along though. does anyone else see it??

I mean. Think about it. Please just hear me out: - Both share a passion for manufacturing and dubious experimentation. - Both are VERY passionate when it comes to their field of work. Granted GLaDOS would probably find card games beneath her. She doesn't strike me as the type to play games to pass the time but I feel like she'd share P03's interest when it comes to robot production. - Shared hatred towards plants and other organic matter. - Both suffer from being far too reliant on humans (and they're both very bad at hiding it). - Both got torn out of their own bodies by their weird ex and had to spend an extremely long amount of time in a limited, reduced form. - Both got killed by their weird ex. - Very similar attitude towards others. Everyone but them is expendable and frankly idiotic. - Both very queer in a very peculiar way. i feel like it'd maybe start out as hostility but then they're like "Oh you got killed twice by the filthiest person on planet earth too?" and it snowballs into them being chill with eachother. There's probably a lot more other sassy sarcastic AIs you could clump into this crackhead multifandom robot friend circle but my head is a swirling emptiness at the moment so

[royalarmyofoz]

FINALLY finished my citrus garland

[bigmammallama5]

Had mother’s day yesterday and couldn’t handle visiting more today bc my body has decided I’m not done hurting yet, so after finishing some cleaning chores I put 2/4 teapots together and portioned out clay for Bone Eater 2.0 to start sculpting soon. He might not get in this next train kiln but I believe my next class is soda again, so I’ll have a second attempt either way.

[orionis13]

Found out that you can bake oil paintings in the oven to make them dry faster. Professor told us expressly not to do this. I am doing it.

[tamagotchikgs]

im hungry n can feel a migraine coming on but the only food left in the house is the rest of the spring rolls and id hav 2 cook them in the oven n i really do not hav the energy

[gloomwalking]

need to take some sexier (tidier) photos bc it’s looking so nice but new kitchen bits now we are settling in (i<3ikea) and a red theme is really emerging which i love , it feels like The kitchen colour ♥️🧑‍🍳🥫🍽️🍓

[dockaspbrak]

Made a bong out of clay for my calico critters. Will post pic later 👀

[zelkam]

"can you use an air fryer for polymer clay ceramics" aka google searches that sound wild but once you think about it...

[quietwingsinthesky]

when i learned how to bake, i could not have foreseen the consequences: my grandmother, who has been making brownies/cookies/etc for our family my whole life, actually doesn’t and has been using betty crocker quick mixes this whole time. and now that i have tasted the forbidden fruit of self-made brownies that are so squishy and delicious, the storebought mix ones taste like sand in my mouth. sand made with love! but sand.

[drawfee-quot3s]

aw, people saying smiley fries S tier? don't you have to be 13 to have a twitch account? (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

- karina

drawfee extra: "ranking things 100% perfectly (and no one gets upset)"

[troll-star]

today we are making roast beef for the first time

[bzedan]

Very probable I overfilled the cake pan but that was not the first thing that went wrong with the cake so.