#outta ki but not outta options

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I started this to procrastinate drawin that last dinosaur pic. >.>;

Is a redraw of this manga cover :U

[theofficialpeanutgallery]

*saunters up to Baro Ki-Teer in the Relay*

*mockingly* Ah, yes, my good Baro. I have many duck-its in my coin pouch, may I browse through your wares?

[rory-for-short]

We are not our parents|Part Five

He couldn't see them

When Lucy had gotten the call from her, well, she didn't know what they were... her Richard Grayson, asking for her measurements, she was ever the skeptic.

"Is this about your dad's big fling?" She asked over the phone as she settled on her couch.

"Possibly," he answered from the other end, sitting at a desk in his room.

"Why don't I just pick what I wear," she questioned. The way she said where was like "whey-uh" . It was all Jersey, and made Dick laugh to himself.

"You definitely could, but I just wanted to give you a designer option," he explained.

"You think I can't afford a designer option?"

"I know you can't. You make 11 dollars an hour in Gotham city

"Fair. Okay. Fine we can try designer, but I have some specifications."

"Okay, shoot."

"No checker board, no pinstripes. Nothing that says criminal. I don't mind blazers or flowers. Nothing flashy I'm laying low," she rattled off.

"Don't worry. I know you are feeling a little weird about this-"

"-A little?-"

"But I know what I'm doing. Well, I guess the dress maker does. I don't have any say. I can pass on your message to them though," he explained. She gave a sigh of relief. She had been freaking out all week about this party. This stupid, ritzy, heart of Gotham party.

After she found out about her man being THE Richard Grayson Wayne, she wanted out. Even if her parents weren't terrorists, she still wouldn't be on his level. She missed when she thought he was just a gutter rat greecer wannabe punching muggers for fun. But he was educated. High Socioty. Fit as a fiddle, and hot as the Sahara. Yet he chased her. He wanted her. He was so infatuated.

It's not like she didn't see anything good about herself. On the contrary, she knew she was hardworking, pretty funny, nice to look at expessialy when she was trying, and all in all she was a cute, blonde girl next door. However, sometimes it felt like none of that mattered. She was surrounded by a dark legacy. She couldn't even consider having her own kids. What would she tell them, and mabey crazy skips a generation.

But this dumb, cute, himbo of a boy saw none of it. Or at least, he pretended not to notice it. Sometimes he'd give her a strange look and she wonder if he was thinking about the people who raised her. She started being a bit more subtle. No dark makeup, lest she look like her mother. No red lipstick, because that was her father's signature look. Hair up in pigtails? Off limits. The colors red or green, she avoided them before Dick Grayson anyway.

"Hello? Lucy are you still there," Dicks voice snapped her out of her thoughts.

"Sorry I think a siren was going by," she said avoiding the truth.

"No worries, I was asking if you wanted me to get a hair and makeup person too?"

"Oh gawd no! I know what looks good on my face," she laughed.

"Even with you not knowing what the dress will look like?" He challenged.

"On second thought-" she trailed off. She could hear him laugh from the other side of the line.

"Gotcha, I'll get it all set up," he assured.

He got it all set up alright. The afternoon before the party a knock on her door sounded. She opened it to fing him grinning with a black dress bag slung over his shoulder.

"Heya-Hiya," he greeted fondly. She noticed he wasn't alone at the door. There was also a pale woman with raven hair longer than she'd ever seen and jagged bangs. She wore a mesh top, black shorts and a leather jacket. She was ethereal and beautiful. Lucy almost forgot to talk.

"Babe, this is Rachel. She's really good with makeup and she's a buddy of mine," he introduced.

"So you're Lucy? The way your Golden retriever of a boyfriend described you I was expecting Shera, or Captian Marvel," his friend mused. Dick was turning bright red from the tips of his ears to his neck.

"Yeah, yeah, that's really funny Rachel," he awkwardly laughed. Lucy welcomed them inside and Dick layed the dress bag on the couch while Rachel carried in a big metal mackup case.

"I haven't seen the dress yet," Dick admitted, "I told her all that stuff you told me. Hopefully they listened." He said getting ready to unveil it.

Rachel was now standing beside them as Dick revealed the dress. As they stood there taking it in, she realized that there was a color she forgot to say was off limits. It was a beautiful dress. The top of it like a Corsett with spaghetti straps. The tooling elegant and down to the knees. There were several star details on it. They lay on a sky of deep purple. Lucy bit her lip nervously. Richard noticed immediately.

"Well, that was an oversight on our part," he sighed disappointedly. Rachel cocked her head confused.

"And I thought I was a Debby downer. It's a beautiful peice, plus it isn't too bright. Hell, I'd wear it," she concluded settling her hands on her hips. And she was right, it was beautiful. Mabey beautiful enough to distrct from the rest of her. If the only people talked about was her dress, she'd be okay with that.

"I love it," she said smiling.

"Yeah, Dick doesn't know what he's talking about. He has zero taste unless it's in women," she joked. She met eyes with her boyfriend and smiled.

Bruce was stewing in indecision. His son had come to him and told him that he and Lucy discussed the risks involved with a public appearance, that he could protect her, and that she had been through enough in her life so she should be able to just have fun for one night. He agreed. Deep down he agreed. However, he knew the kinds of people that attended these parties.

Not all of them were in it for the charity. Big names who wanted investors, ass kissing new moneies wanting to climb ranks. People with dirty money. It was an open charity event, and gossip from the criminal higher ups couldn't be discounted. All his parties had this risk, but this time it felt more pressing. On top of that he now knew the Jokers name. His full name. All he had to do was bluff with the first name an Harley had spilled all her info. She had told him all about Joker, her daughter, and how no matter how brutal the man was she wanted to stay with him.

"Yah know, I could handle our fights. The way we went round and round. I never considered leaving him until he suggested we get Lucy in on the family business," she sighed taking a drag of her cigarette. "I knew then I had to get the hell outta dodge. You and I both know a battlefield is no place for a child. She was only 15-" she stopped herself as she realized just who she was talking to.

"Nevermind. I guess you wouldn't get it. I wanted her to be normal. Arthur wanted her to be us. You always gotta want better for your kids. I might be a criminal psychopath, but why drag her into it. Why make her fight my battles? Or his? Or anyone's? I started a money stash. I was gonna run away with her," she looked down at the ash falling from her cigarette, and stamped it with her foot.

Bruce knew the rest of the story or at least from the perspective of his and police. Jason was his Robin at the time. They got an anonymous tip on the Joker's hideout. Harley had sold him out. When they arrived on the scene there was almost no reason to interfere. The way the two clowns were going at it, they would probably just end up killing eachother.

Harley's neck was cut. Only deep enough to make a red necklace that was surface level but he could guess what Joker was trying to accomplish. The Joker had two knives in him. He was still on his feet sporting a death grip on a hatchet with Harley's name on it.

There was also a hostage. Looking on, holding a gun, and not knowing who to shoot at. She was about 15.

They didn't even stop to look their way. They knew he and Robin were there, but this was deeply personal and toxically volatile.

Bruce remembered how easy they were to take down. Gotham police had them unarmed, sedated and in medical vehicles in practically no time; they had already done so much damage to eachother they hardly needed a push. Jason got the gun from the hostage. While Batman delt with the authorities and offered to gaurd the hospitals, not to keep anyone out, but keep the two clowns in, he left Jason in charge of the hostage.

He found out later that night, or he guessed, the next morning, that she was their kid. He learned when he read the police report. He forgot about her after that, but it did cross his mind that she was out there, somewhere, from time to time.

Dick and Lucy headed to the mannor before the party. He explained how his dad was a tightass and his butler was a total bro, so they'd be going through the garden and climbing the wall.

"You want me to climb in this dress and heels? In your dreams puddin," she scoffed rolling her eyes and playfully hitting him on the shoulder.

"I'll lift you over you won't have to break a sweat," he coerced. She lifted her eyebrow, amused.

"I'm 5'9 and 173 pounds of pure woman. If you think you can get me over that wall you are psyco!" She laughed exgerattingly gesturing as she spoke. When they had first got together, he would have had one of those danger reactions to this. To her eyes going wide with disbelief, and throwing her head back in a cackle. But those happened less and less. He realized something

He couldn't see them in her anymore.

Without another word he placed his hands on her waist and practically ballerina tossed her. She managed to catch halfway up on the flat part Making the wall a ledge. It almost knocked the breath out of her. But she managed to steady herself and hoist her body the rest of the way up. She was a bit of a ballerina after all. When they had both sets of feet in the garden, he flashed an "I told you so" smile. She rolled he eyes and gestured for him to lead the way.

When he began sliding open the kitchen door, he heard Tim's voice carry from the foyer.

"Well, well, well, how the turn tables!" He cackled. He heard a frustrated groan.

"Forget it, I don't see why I ask you for anything," he heard another male voice carry. The two pairs of couples entered the kitchen at the same time. Tim with his 'friend' Connor, and Dick with Lucy.

There was a beat of silence.

"So, you went the kitchen route huh?" Drake noted.

"Yeah, we went the kitchen route," Dick sighed.

"You look like a ruffian," Conner stated.

"I'm getting into my suit. It's wool and everything, I just didn't before picking up Lucy," he srugged.

"The matching ties are cute. You guys look adorable together," Lucy chimed in.

"We're not together," they defended in unison.

Another beat of silence.

"Well, okay. We are going upstairs. You guys have fun," Dick announced as he practically dragged Lucy behind them. Once they hit the back staircase they went from stone cold silence to giggling.

"They were wearing pride pocket squares and matching ties, how was I supposed' ta know," she defended with a hushed alarm.

"Oh they are. They just don't know it yet," he lead her to his room and opened the door for her.

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immj2 04.01.21 lb

“iss chaaku se tumhari gardan ki nass kaat doon, riddhima?”

omg what a dreamboat. he’s asking for consent before murdering her! #husbandGoals 🥰🥰🥰

ouff so much drama and blah blah about dhoka. i’m so bored. i really don’t give a fuck about his “issues” anymore. go take it up with a therapist who’s paid to deal with this nonsense, bro.

if i was her, i’d just be like just murder me and get it over with, dude. 🙄🙄🙄 he clearly wants to. stop being a pussy and just do it, fucker. no point hiding it, we all know you’re a murderous psychopath and there’s no redeeming you. so just bloody do it and embrace your true identity.

ohhohohoho manpain about being “totally broken”. is that supposed to make me sympathetic to him? coz it’s not working. go cry into your 5000 crore, asshole.

jesus christ, why is this girl like this???????????? self respect naam ki cheez aaas paaas se bhi nahi bhatkiiiii hai iske. imagine being this fucking desperate for a man’s love, lmao. couldn’t be me.

you love me? prove it. murder someone for me.

bhai tumhare liye main APNE nakhoon na kaatooon, let alone someone else’s galaa.

“uss insaan ka naam hai, kabir.”

her jhijak is unrealistic. i’d murder that haraami for free, just like, ainvayi mein; no need for proof of pyaar competition or anything. it’d already be on my 2021 to do list, and the sooner i crossed it off, the better. i can enjoy the rest of my year without him fucking it up on a daily basis.

anyway blah blah this is the only way to prove your love and oh my god this show is just so stupidddddddddddddddd. and she’s even more stupid for standing here listening to this bs instead of just laughing in his face and going and packing her bags to gtfo this madhouse.

“jaanta hoon imtihaan asaan nahi hai, lekin mera pyaar paana bhi itna aasaan nahi hai. haina?” ABBE OHHHHHHHHHH, PYAAR HAI KI UPSC KA EXAM???????? AT LEAST THAT GIVES SARKAARI NAUKRI AND PF AND TONS OF OTHER PERKS; TERE SADDE HUE PYAAR KE KYA HI BENEFITS HAIN CHUTIYE?????????

omfg now he’s all kal kuldevi ki pooja hai and pooja balidaan maangti hai, you have to mitaofy the rakshas and MY GOD LITERALLY GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I CANNOT TAKE THIS SHOW AND CHARACTER SERIOUSLY ANYMORE IT’S ALL JUST SO FUCKING RIDICULOUSSSSSSSSSSS

btw ofc ahaana is watching all this from the shadows.

on one hand ahaana is like bitch are you fucking crazy? you just caaaaaaasually asked her to murder someone??? on the other she’s like why you giving her this opportunity to dho-ofy her paap. sis what side are you on? pro-murder or against? it’s kinda not clear rn.

she keeps talking about some promise and plan and all.............. like just tell us already. i need to know what’s in this whole mess for herrrrrr.

anyway she’s showing much more spunk than riddhima has in 6+ months, snatching away his documents, not returning them to him when he tries taking them, and demanding answers of him as he tries to weasel outta it. i like. you go girl, be a menace to him!

anyway i don’t care about their ainvayi ki tashanbaazi and paheli waale monologues. here, have a Chehra Appreciation Break. let’s hope his beard doesn’t get wilder than this.

she’s needling him ki oh god, do you actually still love that dumbass bitch and he’s all “pyaar bohut ajeeb sa ghaav hota hai, jiske dard pe bhi dil apna haq rakhta hai.” ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, CHULHE MEIN JAAYE TUM LOGON KA MANHOOS PYAAR. ARIJIT SINGH WAS WRONG. SOME ISHQ TRULY IS A KALANK, NOT A KAAJAL PIYAAAA.

anyway ahaana’s reaction matches mine:

he stormed out and ahaana is maarofying some boss bitch dialogues, ki she’ll make him keep his promise to her and what not. i hope she’s asked for a 1000 crore worth of stock options, not something fucking dumb like............ his pyaar or some shit. ugh pls sis. be better.

i don’t care.

how am i supposed to feel bad for this supremely stupid bitch? i can’t. i just can’t.

lahu moonh lag gaya. bitch decided to go for it.

ahaana trying to warn kabir that his ass about to get murdered......

isko hassi aa rahi hai. coz he knows how cute he is and no one could kill a baby marshmallow face like him.

“woh mujhe AB kyun maaregi? usse mujhe maarna hota toh bohut pehle maar chuki hoti.” lmaooooooooooooooo i mean..... it’s true. you’ve been asking for it for monthssss now.

lmaoooooooo the way ahaana agrees too.

well. she tried. baaki rabb ke hawaale.

the way she doesn’t want riddhima to be successful in killing kabir and thus back together with vansh makes me think..................... this bitch thinking with her pussy too. she too just want some vansh D. ugh. heere jade hue hain kya uspein?????

ugh shirali strikes again with the horrible military style kurtas. IT’S 2021, MADAM. PLEASE STOP SUBJECTING US TO THE SAME CRAP WE’VE BEEN LOOKING AT SINCE 2016 IN ISHQBAAAZ.

pooja mein baithe baithe murder ki baat kar raha hai. hadh hai, bhai. hadhhhhhhh hi hai. mata rani photu se nikal ke aake tera vinaash na karein????????

yeah, i’m thinking ahaana def. has the hots for V, the way she doesn’t want him to get back together with riddhima. godddddd, i hope it’s not love, and that she just wants to marry him and get her hands on all this $$$$$$. pls ahaana, i’m begging of you, don’t be a mediocre b like riddhima.

yeh kaisi pooja hai jahaan prashad mein bandook bat-the hain? bitch i want ladoo or nothing.

ok i need to go put my face in my cat’s belly fluff now, as a reward for watching this supremely crap episode. here, you also have a pic of him, for sitting through reading this shit.

[incorrectsonnetoftheriftquotes]

Orym: “Eare…I might be outta ki.”

Orym: *Readies Vibe Check* “But I ain’t outta options.”

[ambidextrousarcher]

Sarcastic StarBharat Reviews: Episode 1- The one mega-huge episode.

Okay, so the viewer is kinda looking down from heaven, alright. This is cool…man this show has damn hot sets! I’m not sure what the music is supposed to be, romantic, maybe, but it’s just putting me off, and lulling me to sleep. And…the series begins! With a canon fail right off the bat!! Canon fail #1: Satyavati was NOT Shantanu’s mistress. He came across her fishing in the Yamuna, fell in love, had a boner more like, and petitioned her dad for marriage. Shantanu: A King whose ultimate wish is for memory loss. All the while having a boner. Wow. Ideal King, man. Satyavati: A lady who’s badass! Ambition makes sense, lady. Hello, fake fish! Satyavati suddenly looks like a psycho while she casts the line. But a psycho who’s independent. It’s almost ancient Indian Titanic accident, but this lady is a single-minded one. She’s got the fish. Almost. Her hands are bleeding. And, she’s caught it! There’s the boring music again. Followed by cringey sexy talk. “Iccha hai hriday ki shakti.” I kinda agree, but Krishna doesn’t, so that’s moot. Oh, no. There’s the telltale Krishna music, and here comes the part I always skip. Krishna Gyaan. That sounds really pretentious to my ears, I think something is wrong with me, because exactly these scenes receive rave reviews. He’s telling us about the wishes that drive humankind. Okay, not even for reviewing can I sit through this wank. Skip, skip, skip. He’s introducing the Mahabharat. Hello, show!

Enter humanoids, very terrible looking ones, in…a village of Hastinapur. I don’t think THAT can exist, so here comes… Canon fail #2: Hastinapur is a city. Kururashtra is the Kingdom. It’s a village in Kururashtra. But this is a very minor fail, I guess we can let it pass. But I doubt Shantanu was this terrible of a King that he didn’t put soldiers to patrol villages. There is an obligatory vandalism scene, and a damsel in distress calls upon the King. Oh, shit. This place has no Queen. Hence no yagnas. Gods rarely pay heed to yagnas, but without yagnas, they’re totes deaf. There’s another damsel in distress asking ‘Who will protect Hastinapur?” Boom! Enter Devavrata. We still don’t know that it’s him, BTW. But it’s totally not obvious. This guy is flying Tarzan! He materializes out of air in front of a kid who’s nearly being killed. Wow, he has a powerful voice. And Boom! Lone hero wins! There’s another irritating thing in this show: Arrows coming outta nowhere with a swish. Ah, such an honorable man…promising Rakshasas safety. Right after that, of course, a bunch of ‘em are killed. By Shantanu and his soldiers. But here comes our hero, protecting his allies. Philosophy too, bro. Wow. Shantanu is pissed. Of course, Devavrat takes mama’s help. Ganga. Ganga, who has a beautiful BG tune. Anyway, we ain’t there yet. #Bridge of arrows. Then Shantanu asks Devavrat “Who are ya? How can she listen to you?” Ganga’s the one who makes the announcement. “This is not just my son, but yours too. He’s your heir.” Immediate absolution. “I love you, my son!” Ancient Indian version. While Ganga is giving her sales patter, that she’s fulfilled her oath. And then she says, ‘A river is the Queen in every town she flows through…” Chill lady, this. BTW, this seems to be actual canon fail #2. I don’t think Devavrat made an entry like this in canon…but I might be wrong, Please correct me, experienced folks! There’s a truly beautiful panoramic shot, and a butterfly is flying surrounded by fireworks…did they exist back then? “Handwaves” Hey, what are fireworks compared to divine weapons? So yeah, I guess they did exist… Enter Satyavati and her maiden coterie, who’s trying to catch the butterfly, but catches Shantanu instead. If you ask me, the butterfly’s the better option. Shantanu’s still in the bliss of getting his goddess-begotten kid back…but Satyavati isn’t. Not that he notices. He’s here to take her with him. He’s planning on retiring and crowning his son and retreating with Satyavati after their marriage. She is not thrilled and makes it clear in a roundabout way. Not that Shantanu gets it. Until she makes it clear. Again, this is an extension of canon fail #1: It’s Satyavati’s father who makes the demand, as far as. I know, not Satyavati herself. I actually doubt she loved Shantanu in the first place. #EpicLoverBattle occurs. Kind of. She lays out an ultimatum. He foreshadows what is going to occur in the future: that is, Satyavati’s heart will bleed. And so the ground is set, to the tune of dragging music. Shantanu walks right into the coronation of Devavrat as the crown prince. Cue the coronation. Shot in all sorts of dramatic angles. Aw, he’s such a good son! Susses out that his dad is the doldrums after his lover’s spat. Those doldrums last for a damn long time, BTW. But that’s a little later. Right now, he announces Devavrat as the crown Prince of Hastinapur to a BG music that reminds me of the dramatic prairie-dog music from Jodhaa Akbar. Then there’s this classical song that precedes all the coronations in this series. The process looks very uncomfortable to me, actually. But who am I, a lowly commoner, to comment? Shantanu is in teary-eyed doldrums at first, which is followed by fits of rage. Devavrat gets concerned. My advice, buddy: DO NOT BE THIS GOOD OF A SON! DON’T! But you ain’t gonna listen. You’re too emotional right now. Too sad that you can’t fulfill your father’s wishes. So you decide to go on a hunger strike. Gosh, apparently this whole clan is populated with drama Queens. Shantanu pretends to be a good father and says that he’ll learn to live with his sadness. Devavrat promises to solve his father’s sad issues. And does. He goes and finds Satyavati. All respectful. He’s here to beg a boon of her. Of his father’s happiness. She’s sad, too. He’s confused. He has no idea of lovers, or lovers’ spats, sweet summer child. She tells him that she’ll always be sad if she marries the King. He asks her what is so lacking in Hastinapur? She wants respect. He’s like ‘I’ll give you respect. You’ll be the Queen first, and then the Royal Mother.” He promises to give her the respect due to a mother. But this lady is more ambitious than that. She wants power. Cut to Shantanu rushing on a horse. Devavrat is still eulogizing his still alive dad. Satyavati lays down her litany of woes. Regarding her still unborn kids. Further elaborating Canon Fail #1. Devavrat gets all emotional, again, and blames himself. She gives him an ultimatum: either his dad can live with him, or her. But he resolves to be a good son. Newsflash, bro. Wrong decision. But hey, he can’t be stopped. So he goes over to the Ganga (hello, mom) and cuts his palm. Ganga goes all red (with pain over her son’s bleeding? I doubt he bled all that much…) The skies follow suit. Clue enough that this is gonna cause all sorts of problems, but does anyone care? #Cliffhanger

Precap: Shantanu giving Devavrat the boon of dying at his wish, at the time he wishes to, at the place he wishes to, and at the hand of whom he wants to. He also confers the name Bhishm on him. Seems like a strange boon to me… (Also. Poor Arjun. Kid ain’t born yet, and he’s prophesied to kill Devavrat. Ouch.) Oh, I forget. This hasn’t happened yet. #spoileralerttoolate.  

[bugsrepellsgant]

OKIE ive been kicking this au around my brain for months so here’s an outline or whatever

WORKING TITLE: toki and pickles travel cross country to california like kermit and fozzie in the muppet movie OR toki and pickles do america

TL;DR toki and pickles are both 17-ish, the year is 199X, theyre hauling ass to socal to audition for SnB, but instead they accidentally get dethklok together and fall in love :-)

pickles has freshly stepped out and couch surfed his way to greenbay, and just managed to scrape together enough cash for a bus ride to minneapolis (going east to go west is counterintuitive and dumb but so is american public transport) BUT THEN

toki’s one-ish year out of home, has scraped together enough money working for runke to apply for a passport but once he gets to the offices oh no!!! he doesn’t have any proof of citizenship! and he’s a minor! aw fuck now he’s gotta stow away on an oil tanker cus staying isnt an option (yes this is paddington now)

he lands in boston harbor, gets far enough inland on foot and by ferry until he reaches GREEN BAY, WI and he’s a day or two of panhandling away from meeting the ticket fee BUT THEN

its friday night which means its fucking college football night which means SHITTY COLLEGE BROS HAVE DESCENDED UPON THE CITY!

pickles gets briefly needled for being short and ginger but u know he Lives hes been getting this kind of shit forever. HOWEVER toki is immediately singled out as a funny lookin, high voiced, gnome hat weirdo with an accent and he’s trying to laugh along ??? ha ha?? but its so Bad and pickles feels Bad but he’s gotta get outta here-

Oh God one of the bros tried to to take toki’s guitar away and toki flipped shit and its a fight now!! he’s outnumbered but our boy pickles intervenes!!! they’re winning? OH GOD SOMEONE CALLED THE FUCKING COPS

escape! safe; breathless in an alley; “hey whats yooooour name???” “toki!” “heheheheh toke-ki >B-)” “?????” “im pickles” “you namesed pickle???? ‘,:-/“ bla bla bla oh u play guitar? i play drums but i like guitar too there’s a band in LA i wanna play for ya wanna come with???

a car is obtained at... some point

and OH BOY DOES HE!

a long series of shenanigans occur! our boys get stopped, turned around, detoured, misdirected, all kinds of classic farce bullshit, later on we make and pick up friends at pitstops! a fellow highschool dropout with a killer voice in kissimmee, the best guitarist youve heard in your life dodging swedish mandatory service in chicago, a dude with the stankiest bassline (and feet) that side of the mississippi in the texas panhandle, a TOTAL buzzkill geek of a harvard freshman on summering at his family villa near denver, a cool headed, smart as hell, fuckin julliard composer in training who produces music FOR FUN visiting her family in downtown phoenix.

oh my GOD what is seth fucking DOING HERE is that lady his GIRLFRIEND is she PREGNANT what the HELL GO HOME IF YOU TELL MOM WHERE WE ARE ILL KILL YOU DEAD

seth’s also hanging out with this other guy who seems...... cool? you think? fun, talented, good at guitar like both our boys, pickles’ kinda guy to be honest? there’s something about him thats hard to trust though.

sharing hotel rooms, sleeping in truck beds, they get curious about each others lives? pickles clocked toki as a weird hick at first blush, and tbh he was right but? he went to highschool with farm kids and knows farm kid-weird from weird-weird and toki’s WEIRD-weird. and sweet. and funny. the polaroid in toki keeps of a man and a woman, the man in a reverend’s hat, makes pickles scared to ask. especially since toki’s been cool enough to mind his own business.

toki’s fascinated by pickles’ bouts of righteous anger. unlike runke, his rage has energy and intent, and the stunt he pulled in green bay was so nice and so COOL! he’s one such real cool guy with a cool leather jacket and cool hair... but Why is he so mad all the time? why does he drink so much, it doesnt even taste good? why does he STEAL drinks when they have no money? what happened to toki’s nice, cool, brand new friend pickle? something like what happened to toki? but? pickles is so Cool and Nice and NORMAL and toki is so Weird and Stupid and Wrong in ways toki’s horrified to let him discover. its better not to ask him, he guesses.

feelings get stronger as all the bad things come to light. crying hugs are had. pickles drops what was going to be bus money on a replacement V for toki and toki drops his panhandling dough on a goldtop for pickles.

WE FINALLY GET TO LA AND......? what the fuck

the glam/hair scene is dead in the water. Snakes n Barrels supernova’ed. no more audition. no more career. shit shit shit.

but all the friends weve made along the way are here for our boys! they’ll just start their OWN BAND!!!! TAMPA! MORDHAUS! DETHKLOK’S A-GO!! everythings comin up milhouse!

our boys are Officially *an item* and they ride into the sunset together, stirrup to stirrup, side by side. big gay kiss. the end :-)

OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPEN:

amber goes into labor during one of seth’s drop in visits and everyone gets emo about family as a concept, pickles and seth gave a heart to heart, no one is too metal for feelings when the baby comes bc life is beautiful

magnus pulls some scary/mean bs but its nothing too awful and theres forgiveness and lessons learnt and stuff.

the duel! but theres THREE GUITARISTS?????!!!!!!!!!! MAYBE FOUR?

toki and pickles will both have religious drama but pickles’ drama is more of a sidenote in his list of Issues (pickles’ family is probably catholic and i was raised catholic and i GOTTA project. i GOTTA)

lgbt themes because IM GAY and THEYRE GAY PRRRRBBBBT

murderface? finds love?? GAY LOVE???

this post is too long g-g-g’byeeeee!

[notstars-doors]

Hi. if you’re still doing requests, what about Dick getting injured and Wally taking care of him after? Thank you!

This one was actually really fun, thanks for requesting it!!

Here we go!

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“Babe, I’mfine.”

“Don’t.Even.”

“Babe.”

“Dick, Iswear to god, if you try to get out of this wheelchair one more time I’m gonnadrug you.”

“Hey,that’s for-”

“I knowwhat it’s for, you asshole, Leslie gave me a very thorough explanation as tohow to administer your morphine. She also gave me clear instruction to use myjudgement as to when to administer itbecause you and the rest of your family aretoo fucking stubborn.”

Dickpouts, slumping back in his wheelchair as much as he can without injuringhimself further. “I have things to do, Wally.”

“Thingsthat can wait.”

“Wally-”

Wallyrolls the wheelchair to a halt in front of their apartment door, fumblingaround in his pocket for his keys. “Tim is more than capable of taking on yourcase load, and Bruce is there to help. The BPD has already given you paidleave. Just relax, babe. Please.”

Dick sighsas Wally unlocks the door, then pushes the wheelchair inside. The place is a mess,as they haven’t been back here from the hospital for at least a week. Wally hadonly left his bedside a handful of times, most of them to get coffee or food ora nurse when the drugs started to wear off and he could feel the agony in hisleg again.

The livingroom is in shambles, probably from Wally scrambling to pack up before rushingto the hospital, and the kitchen is exactly the way they left it: sink full ofdirty dishes, dinner left to sit on the stove in their hast to leave earlier inthe week. Dick would be ashamed of the place at this point if he wasn’t so exhausted.

They’dbeen called in on an emergency League mission, an attack on Metropolis that hadleft half the city destroyed. Dick had gotten caught in the blast as one of thebuildings collapsed, his right leg and a good part of his side getting torn up bythe shrapnel. He was close enough that it went right through his Kevlar, but thepadding managed to save his internal organs. His leg, however… well, it’ll be awhile before he’s swinging across rooftops, that’s for sure.

Wallywheels him over to the couch, quickly folding up and tossing aside the varietyof blankets that they keep there and fluffing a couple pillows.

“You wannashift over here for a bit? We can watch a movie or something.”

Dick isabout to protest, opening his mouth to tell his fiancé that he has far too much work to do to sit aroundand watch a movie. But when he meets Wally’s eyes, the words falter on histongue.

The manlooks about as tired as Dick feels.

Wally had gotteninjured in the fight as well, but his accelerated healing had taken care ofthat in no time. He’d been checked out of the hospital within hours, but thesecond he could leave his room he’d joined Dick in his. He’d woken up everytime Dick was lucid, held his hand through the pain, signed more paperwork thanshould ever be allowed.

Wally rancoffee for everyone who visited. He sat with Tim when Dick was still sleeping offthe surgery and comforted him, despite being worried sick himself. He raninterference with the Team and transferred all of Dick’s case work to the BatCavewithout blinking an eye. He’d called BPD before Dick was even awake and gottenhim several months paid leave.

He’d doneso much, even before the real work had been addressed. Dick is going to needphysical therapy after this. He’s going to lose muscle mass in spades and willneed to work that back up quickly enough to get back in the field. Probably fasterthan would be recommended. Dick knows he’s stubborn – he’s going to be stubborn about it – and he knows Wally’s going to putup with all of that with zero complaints.

So, Dickcan handle one movie night. For him.

“Soundsgood to me.” Dick smiles, raising his arms for Wally to help him up.

The gingerblinks in surprise, probably expecting at least a little bit of push back, butshakes it off quickly and helps Dick to his feet. Dick hisses through grittedteeth at the weight on his leg, but Wally sets him down gently on the couch andprops him up carefully.

“Cold?”

“Always.”

Wally chuckles,grabbing a soft throw blanket from the back of the couch and tossing it lightlyover Dick’s form.

“I coulduse my space heater of a fiancé too, y’know.” Dick mumbles as Wally tucks theblanket under his toes.

“I’vegotta get the rest of the stuff out of the car.” Wally grabs the remote fromthe coffee table and hands it to Dick. “I’ll be back in a minute. In the meantime,you pick a movie and decide what you want for dinner.”

Wally turnsto leave, but Dick grabs his wrist before he gets too far. “Wait.”

“What’s up?”

“Kiss.”

Wally rollshis eyes affectionately but complies, leaning over the back of the couch andcapturing Dick’s puckered lips in a gentle kiss.

Dick smilesinto it, his fingers slipping into Wally’s soft hair as they break apart. “Thankyou.”

“Don’t besilly, you don’t have to thank me for a ki-”

“No, I mean…”Dick tilts his head towards his fucked up leg, “Thank you.”

Wally looksat him for a minute, his gaze indecipherable, then shakes his head. “Hey. Don’tbe silly.”

He plantsanother kiss on the top of Dick’s head before zipping out of the apartment.Dick sighs, settling more comfortably into the couch. He switches on the TV,flicking through movie channels to see what’s on. He’s too lazy to search throughthe endless options on Netflix, resigned to letting the cable company decidefor him.

Wally’sback in no time, dropping various bags of clothing and medical equipment fromthe hospital in the front hall. He’ll end up dealing with that later, but he’sprobably too anxious to leave Dick alone for long. Which Dick has no problemwith at all, starting to feel a little cuddle-deprived at this point, afterhaving to sleep in a tiny hospital bed for a week.

“What didyou decide on?”

“SantaClause 2 and pizza. I don’t think I can handle Chinese food tonight.”

“Goodcall.” Wally nudges Dick forward on the couch a little bit, squeezing in to sitbehind him and let Dick settle against his chest.

Dick humsat the warmth that radiates from Wally’s body, wiggling closer and pulling Wally’sarms around his waist. “God, I missed this.”

Wally restshis cheek against the side of Dick’s head. “Me too.”

“Hey babe?”

“Yeah?”

“I’m okaynow.”

“I know.”

“You canstop worrying now.”

“Never.”

Dick tiltshis head, so he can peer up at Wally. “Babe.”

“Don’t bother.”

“I’m fine now.”

“Yeah. Now.”

“Wally.” Dickturns as much as he can to look Wally in the eyes. “It’s over. I’m in the clear,baby, you can-”

“Dick.” Wallyshakes his head, clamping his lips together for a second. “Just… let it go,okay?”

“Walls…”

“I’m nevergonna stop worrying. Okay?” He sighs. “It’s just… I know you’re not fragile,but… it’s…”

Dick purseshis lips, then nods. “I know.”

Wally letsout a deep breath, pressing his lips to Dick’s temple. “You scared the crapoutta me.”

Dick biteshis lip. “I’m sorry.”

“No, it’snot your fault.” His hand grazes over Dick’s side absentmindedly, fingeringgently at edge of the gauze. “I just… I can’t help it. You’re so human.”

“You aretoo.”

“I canheal a broken bone in hours.”

Dicksmirks. “I can do that too… in a few months.”

Wally chuckles,shaking his head again. “Just… let me worry. Please?”

“Alright…”Dick agrees, then prods him sharply in the chest. “But if I catch you lookingat me all forlorn, I’m gonna mess up this leg even more and kick your ass.”

Wally laughslouder this time. “No sappy gazing, got it.”

“And nowatching me sleep either, that’s weird.”

“You do itall the time!”

“Because you’repretty, not because you’re dying!”

“You arenot dying, don’t you dare.”

“I’m notallowed to die, now?!”

“Nope. Offlimits.”

Dick rollshis eyes, tilting his head back to lean it on Wally’s shoulder. “Neither areyou.”

“Immortal together?”

“Forever.”

Wally nudgeshis nose against the side of Dick’s head, then presses another kiss to histemple.

“Deal.”

[aceofwonders]

a really awesome multi-class combo that I don’t see talked about very much is Cleric/Monk it’s so good ya’ll just forget strength go with dex as your second highest stat after wisdom 

with just one level in monk you get decently good AC with unarmored defense with just a +4 WIS and +3 DEX you are at a 17 AC and it can get better as you up your stats as you level you also get proficiency with shortswords and can use a bonus action for an unarmed strike after your attack action if you wanna do a little more damage 

two levels of monk you get ki points and some options for your bonus action (a chance to do some more melee damage with unarmed strikes, protecting yourself with the Dodge action, or getting the fuck outta there with Disengage or Dash) you also get some extra movement which is always good 

three levels of monk you get some awesome options with subclasses (you also get Deflect Missiles which is dope) 

with Open Hand you can use your flurry of blows to affect enemies (potentially knock them prone or push them away or just automatically make them not able to use reactions until the end of your next turn) which is useful

and subclasses from Xanathar’s Guide: 

if you want to get access to better weapons Way of the Kensei is the way to go you get to choose two martial weapons (one melee and one ranged that lack the heavy and special properties) to be monk weapons for you and you become proficient with these weapons so you could go with a longsword and a longbow (even though a longbow is a heavy weapon it is listed as a valid option for a Kensei weapon) and gain the benefits of monk weapons with them; ALSO you get Agile Parry and Kensei’s Shot which are effects based around your Kensei Weapons that help protect you in melee combat or do extra damage with your ranged weapon 

Radiant Soul blends well thematically with cleric you get a ranged monk attack that is a bolt of radiant energy it only does 1d4 damage at 3rd level but you can spend 1 ki point to make this attack twice with a bonus action if you use this attack in your attack action beforehand   

(I only went over the best subclasses with this combo the rest aren’t nearly as useful or blend as well)

three levels of monk is probably good at first (but eventually going to level five with monk isn’t bad you get an ASI, Slow Fall, Extra Attack, Stunning Strike, and your Martial arts die goes up to 1d6)

after 3 (or 5) levels of monk focus on cleric levels for a bit until you get to level 8 or 9 of cleric you’ll get a domain feature at 8th (which usually has to do with doing extra damage with your weapon attacks depending on your domain) you’ll also get access to 5th level spells at 9th level so you’ll get goodies like Greater Restoration and Raise Dead 

it might be good to go back to monk after this as Divine Intervention doesn’t work most of the time and unless your game focuses heavily on fighting undead the upgrades to Destroy Undead don’t really matter to you the only thing you’d be missing with cleric levels is higher level spells but at this point you are split between doing damage and buffing/healing your party and you already get some pretty dope spells with just 5th level spells

.....so yeah thank you for coming to my ted talk lmao 

[dndeed]

Key up the ki, renew your privateer license, and book a one way ticket outta the Feywild, new Unearthed Arcana races have been released!

[tellywoodtrash]

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lollipop girl figuring out ki ohhhh it was vansh i handed the black box off to that day. ok and???? who gave you the box in the first place to give it to him????? WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR??? WHY YOU HERE??

oh shit she got kidnapped and coerced into it and........... tattooed or some shit??? she herself can't seem to remember what she has to do with this infernal black box.

vansh giving angre deets of where exactly in the jungle he conked off for 6 hours. man, will we figure this shit out this week or naah? this show always kheenchofies the lamest of "mysteries" for literal monthssssssssss.

angre talking good sense, ki is figuring this out more important to you than riddhima herself??? man, angre...... you're too pure for this world and this fam.

my god the stink-eye vansh gave him. vansh you're a hella bad husband. kuch seekho angre se. honestly.

anyway, vansh frames this bs as being worried for the family and sends angre off on his way.

ANGRE'S SHOULDER STILL HURTS AND VANSH OFFERS TO GO INSTEAD IN THAT PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE WAY THAT DOESN'T REALLY GIVE YOU AN OPTION AND MAN............. I REALLY HATE VANSH. HE JUST SUCKS AS A HUMAN BEING ON THE WHOLE.

package for riddhima that chachi intercepts coz she likes how the box looks. iss family mein sab ke sab pagal hain.

opens it and there's a dabbe mein dabba and some gold chain with a tackyass pendent in it. gold hai, toh ofc chachi keeps it.

it was sent by vyom. thankfully some samajhdaar naukar told riddhima ki chachi le gayi aapka parcel.

chachi gives her some other pendent altogether.

lmaoooooooooooooooo, riddhima's like huh? this looks so real? i ordered some artificial stuff. this is realllllll pretty and legit looking. phas gayi chachiiiiiiiii. 2 lakh ka asli maal riddhima ko pakda diya.

chachi finally fesses up and gives her the one that came for her. i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee smart!riddhima who's playing every asshole in this house.

riddhima finds siya coming home in her sexy sari at bloody 2 am. she just asks siya where she's been and ishani comes and defends her and takes her away.

riddhima noticed that her earring was missing though, and remembers creepy zero fucker playing with a earring that looks exactly like that. tries to warn siya ki sambhal jao, tumhare lakshan theek nahi lag rahe; and ofc siya's rebelliousness kicks in and she's all YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM OKAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

btw only dumbass teens and those who aren't really properly adults say this I'M AN ADULT I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING OK YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME bullshit. as a fully grown adult i am legit here 5 days a week crying, SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO I LITERALLY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW TO GO ABOUT SHIT WHY DIDN'T THEY TEACH ME THIS SHIT IN SCHOOL INSTEAD OF MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL??!?!

so anyway, we can cut siya from the list of sensible ppl in this house. bacha sirf angre.

angre's gonna set off on his jungle trek but wife's here in a sari to seduce him.

angre's like babe i love it and i love you but can i take a raincheck?

TO WHICH THIS CRAZYASS B PULLS HIS GUN AND PUTS IT ON HER OWN MAATHA. MAN.................... ALL THESE FUCKING RAISINGHANIA SIBS NEED TO BE PUT IN INTENSIVE COUNSELING BEFORE ALLOWED TO GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOME POOR UNSUSPECTING SUCKER. tbh, i'm kinda scared and worried for vyom now, seeing what kinda crazy siya could unleash on him. riddhima really worried for the wrong person in that dynamic.

she's legit asking him to choose between work or wife and he's like taking it pretty chill and like, both are pretty important to me.

ohhhhhh, he's chill coz the gun isn't loaded. lmao. i think he's learnt it's best to have an unloaded gun in this house around these crazies.

to which ishani is now yelling at him for walking around with an empty gun which is hella unsafe for him.

he's like ok fine...... it's loaded. i just said it to get you to drop the gun. MAN, EVERYONE HERE JUST GETS OFF ON LIES AND SUBTERFUGE. WHY ARE YOU PPL LIKE THIS?!!???!?!?

ishani's like could you please just leave this horrible job with my disgusting brother who doesn't care about anyone but himself????? now that, she's right about.

anyway this convo is pointless. angre would leave ishani before he'd leave vansh, so............. yeah.

fuck man they really dressing vansh in these white shirts and solid neutral blazers and getting me going unfffffffffff.

time for riddhima and vansh's vague flirtation convo of the day.

after lotsa shakki looks at each other, V finally leaves. riddhima hands off a flask of some healing drink to angre as he heads off on his hike.

idhar anupriya's informing vansh of dadi's newly developed anorexia and sending him off with a full tray. god what a useless filler ep this is.

angre trying to talk sense into the other half of the relationship, asking riddhima why she's pulling this shit, does she not love vansh anymore?

riddhima's like i'm doing it for him; tum nahi samjhoge. *sigh* we know, sis. we all know you are doing this FOR him only. ugh. majaal hai jo tum apne liye kuch karo.

vansh here to coax secrets outta dadi. will it work tho?

nope. she's lying to him and saying she's just worried about "the family" and they hug it out. MAN WHY IS THIS EPISODE SO BORING!?!?!!? NOTHING IS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGG.

riddhima's in the secret room manhandling the safe and instantly the alarms go off. SIS I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY FORESAW THIS IN YOUR DREAM AND MADE ANOTHER PLAN?!?!?!!?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand vansh is here.

lol she makes no bones about coming here for the "precious stuff". and quicklyyyyyy changes that into HIM being the precious thing she's here for. lmao so laaaaame.

"mujhe safe mein kyun dhoond rahi thi tum?" lmaoooooooooooo

she's like i came to KEEP something in the safe. that do takke ka pendent, which she bought for herself as an anniversary gift from him. lol man, she's got the dumbest fucking story.

he showed her where he keeps the remote of the safe. on purpose i'm sure.

i can't focus on this scene due to how fucking thick rrahul's beard is. MAN SOMEONE GIVE THE MAN 30 MIN TO TRIM IT, IT LOOKS RIDICULOUS. IT AS GHANNA AS THE JUNGLE ANGRE IS ROAMING IN RN.

anyway he's promising to give her a better gift than this: the details of what went down in those 6 hours. so stupid, who would want something they already have?????

precap: same as yest, but one added scene of riddhima and vansh playing darts. okay????????

[tellywoodtrash]

khkt 28.08.19 lb

gosh, every girl deserves a mother in law like veena. saas ho toh aisi ho, warna na ho.

mummy is well aware that Raja Beta is a handful.

mild resentment feelz i am having that she expects sona to put up with that and fix her son.

ouff, i don't like this aunty. like i sympathize with the character and all, but......... her acting annoys me.

also her hatred for rohit better warrant some actual fault by him, like making a fatal mistake while operating (that a surgeon of his level should have known better than to do.) yeh nahi ki she's just mad at him for a random medical happenstance that he couldn't actively avoid.

lol nishi is suchhhhhhhh a jalkukdi. whatever stereotypical auntiness is missing from veena, koot koot ke ismein bhari hai.

yk's wry smile is everything.

yk reppin #teamSonakshi.

nishi is like oh helllll naah, not in my bedroom! this is a sonakshi-free zone!!!!!!!

askkkk her yk, ask her!

god nishi you are so elitist.

of course i'm not for sona being put to work at the age of 12, but maybe that's the only option suman had in order to raise the family on her own? it's not morally right, but then survival tactics rarely ever are.

oh ho, yk reminding her that he isn't from a family that is exactly comparable to hers either.

yeah, i find this especially disingenuous, coz nishi was grumbling about sonakshi not being sindhi, and yk isn't either? (isn't his surname kapoor or kumar or something?) why is she applying all these cut-off qualifications to rohit's spouse when she didn't while choosing someone to marry herself?

yup, typical desi hypocrisy, ki jawaab nahi hai toh incredulous topic change.

she's so easily distracted, like a magpie.

ugh.

nosy chachu yahaan bhi taang adaa rahein hain. but for once i welcome it. adaao idhar, please adaao! aur iski moti akal ko thikaane lagao pls!

lol ajit, you know they're faking and you're still shipping them. i love you, you idiot. you are truly this fandom’s in-show proxy.

ajit family ka game show host bhi hai. waah, mera multi-talented chutku!

lmao rohit's face knowing badi mumma is gonna choose them.

sonakshi's bitchface of the night #5.

oh god suman ko call to get permission for her to stay later, ffs, she a grown woman, could you stop calling her mom like she's a 7 year old over at your place for a play date????

ajit tu pitega. aaj bhi pitega.

ohhhhh newlywed's game haiiiiiiii.

relationship mein clarity in dono ko khud nahi hai, aap logo ko kya dikhayenge?

first question about gussa.  

rohit, honestly, how fucking dare you???????

also this moment has the same energy as........

joke i forever love: someone angrily screaming that they do not get angry.

............ i don't think the sippys get how to play this game. if one of them says "woh", the other is supposed to agree and say "main". this is them contradicting each other at every question.

did rohit hold up "main" for the forgiveness question?

"lekin rohit toh kissi ko asaani se maaf karta nahi."

uh yeah, easy forgiveness is for small shit like not renewing her license or feeding him karela or something. NOT FOR CHEATING ON HIS MOTHER AND HAVING A WHOLEASS LOVECHILD THAT YOU GOT ADOPTED INTO THE FAMILY. (the audacity of men, is2g.)

oufffffffff. yk coming in with a heavyyyyyyy one: "tum dono mein se zyaada pyaar kaun karta hai?"

pffffffffffft. both should have put up "main", then it would have been hort-crushingly romantic. i iz disappoint.

(also rohit ne sonakshi ko abhi se easy liya hua hai???? he at least should have put up "main" since he's the one pretending to be so in love with her????? hmph.)

ugh. don't care. i don't care about any of this nonsense until raima actually wakes the fuck up.

my question is, itniiiiiii gracious aur wholesome family mein rohit aur nishi kaise paida ho gaye?

cutesttttttttttt. i love her soooooo much.

i guess ravi bhaiyya is that trusted, if they're discussing this in front of him??? we're absolutely sure he won't go spill to vimmi????

sona is honestly too good for anyone in this damn show. a whole different planet itself for my queen! it shall have only puppies and kittens and kids below the age of 12; other pure beings who can never hurt her heart of solid gold.

yup, canon-confirmed that ravi bhaiyya is trustworthy. so it’s sona/ravi/ajit/mom, in terms of rohit’s secret-keeping inner circle.

ohhhhhhhhhh great. raima's gonna be in some hospital in mumbai. asdlkjfdslkflsdkj lord, why?????

oh thank god, he didn't see Angry Friend.... Hitesh? Ritesh? some "itesh", imma just call him Angry-tesh from now on.

ouff this aunty's acting is intolerable cruelty.

phew.

also, metaphor samajh rahe ho aap? raima’s gonna appear outta nowhere, literally come in between them, but then slip away off to her intended destination (wherever that may be), so roankshi can ultimately unite.

ouffffff, too much deep meaning nikaal diya maine traffic situation mein se.

ouff too cute, end of first date type squishy smiles.

"itna sudharaa hua dr. surgeon mujhe digest nahi hoga."

ugh, she a masochist, like all other tellywood girls. sis, learn to accept and expect respectful, good behaviour from men. have some fucking standards, pls.

oh boy samaaj seva type rambling.

... which has given rohit a social justice waala boner.

(the only boner we all should be having in these dark times. in 2k19 we only fuck with people who are into radical compassion and equal rights for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

"kitni alag ho tum.... raima se."

ughhhhhh, had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

ok but if raima was so hyper and restless, then how did she calm bad boy rohit down???? does not compute.

"woh jitni restless thi, tum utni suljhi hui."

god, this fucker has no sense on what to say when. literally no one in any situation ever wants to be compared to an ex, rohit. esp. one that you're so painfully hung up on. and that's what sona's face is screaaaaaaming.

lol ok sona that's a dumb question. a really dumb question. you know why.

jesus h. christ will someone please get this man to therapy?????? fucking hell, y'all own a damn hospital, surely you have SOMEONE in there who can help??????? fuck!!!!!!!!!!!

[tellywoodtrash]

ebss 09.07.19 lb

is this jai's girlfriend? she seems as idiotic and immature as him.

kabhi naa chodne ke kasme vaade = she's gonna dump his broke ass in about 5 episodes.

sonali's here! she's literally the only character i like on this show right now so seeing her really brightens up my day.

are jai/sonali supposed to be twins? i kinda get the vibe that they are the same age.

anyway, sonali, bless her heart, gave all her money to jai. which was a grand total of 150 rs.

jai manhoos is like “itne ka main kya karoonga?????”

NIKAL L****, PEHLI FURSAT MEIN NIKAL.

god sonali take your money back from this fool.

rani still on maun vrat with di, and tbh, this is the smartest thing she's done on this show ever. reasons are stupid, but pooja really isn't worth wasting time with rn.

amma continues to be the only sensible person on this damn show, by telling pooja not to waste time messing with kabir. and in response pooja's like NO BUT HE'S THE ONEEEEEEEE WHO... ffs wtf are you 6?????/ he offered to get you justice AFTER you tried to set his father on fire, and tried to make peace once more even after that. you're the one who started this petty nonsense with him.

OK THIS BISH CRAZY. before she at least used to listen to amma's voice of reason, now she's just straight up doing the opposite. she's become absolutely not worthy of rooting for, unless in situations of misogyny.

what kinda next level of extra???????? this is beyond oberoi levels of extra also.

there's everyone's shocked faces, and then there's kabir's eyeroll reaction, lmao.

kabir toh has been getting out his rage by doing some phadda everyday, aaj dhruv ko finally outlet mila hai.

but in vain. kabir just hauled him away like:

valiant chachi trying to attack but lmaoooooooo, pooja's like "pls stop yelling; heart attack TYPES (complete with shoulder shimmy action) aa gaya toh ab doctor bhaaga bhaaga nahi aayega."

and also adds that chachi is very irritating and she doesn't know how she tolerated her for all this while. saalon ki bhadaas nikaal rahi hai, lol.

lol pls note how kabir is mad, but not disagreeing or stopping her from saying any of it.

lo bhai ab sabke saamne hogi inki tashanbaazi.

sikke dene ke bahaane haath is taraah kyun chua be????

"aapke chashm-o-chiraag, aapke secret agent, mr. kabir mittal ko maine apne yahaan naukri dene ka mann bana liya."

dhruv is like i did not know that was an option, or i too would have applied.

ohoho kyaaaaaa hi swag. just fuck and get it over with man.

lol mummy legit said "tum jaati ho ya main sach much ke pagalpann pe utar aaoon??"

kabir's like mom pls stop cockblocking can't you see we're doing foreplay here???? in any case, yes babe, i'm down to get dirty with you. in more ways than one.

i was on his side for this battle until he said "hum tehre paidaaishi rayeez" and now instantly i want to kill him too.

pooja sharma really living up to her namesake and giving appropriate response.

ugh. both of you suck. (BUT ALSO THEY ALWAYS LOOK SO TURNED ON AFTER TUSSLING WITH EACH OTHER???? Y’ALL NEED TO STOP WITH THIS SHIT.)

sab kabir ke oopar toot pad rahein hai. let the guy eat, unlike the rest of you, he's the only one who's done some shit today.

dhruv is probably like ‘i don't like how those two had more sexual tension in front of all of us in these 3 min than i had with her in our bedroom for over a year.’

elevator music playing in kabir's head as everyone yells around him.

HEY! NOT THE MITHAIS! THERE'S LIKE ONE BOX PER PERSON, WHAT THE FUCK, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN DESSERT FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.

oh boy, this is turning awkward. esp. with the reminder that pooja was his biwi. kabir pls keep that in mind and stay tf away from your pseudo-bhaabi.

apparently this is ~THE ONLY JOB HE COULD GET WITHOUT HIS CERTIFICATES~~~~~ areeeeeeeee you fucking kidding me???? 1. you already HAVE a job. which for some godforsaken reason you're determined not to do. 2. pls. you have like 5, 6 years of work experience. that counts more on the resume than any certificates. fuck outta here with this bs. just tell the truth: you wanna play these games with her, coz life mein aur kuch nahi bacha karne ko.

very pointed taunt on how will i handle your new sharaab waale kharche if i don't work, bitch, since you seem to show noooooooooo inclination to go to work yourself.  

dhruv at least has the decency to look embarrassed.

lmao after saying all that, kabir is like "main tumhe taunt nahi kar raha hoon." lol, sure.

he's asking everyone if they have any other brilliant 1.6 lpm jobs lined up for him that he can waltz into.

dadaji is like "tu theek nahi kar raha hai." this asshole only has objections, never solutions. chal na buddhe.

bir, out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

daily sar pe haath rakhne ka quota has been filled.

i'm telling you bro, still not too late; go get your wife and kid and disappear into the hills somewhere.

mummy is like ........ why bro. honestly why?

ispe na jaane kaunsa bhoot sawaar hai badla lene ka. shaayad apne haraami baap ka.

also he fully admitted that job toh kahin bhi mil sakti thi, but he chose to work in her company. glad that’s cleared up in canon itself.

idhar amma is like y u lyk dis, you horrible child?????

um excuse me, tumhaari haraami family NE HI sab kuch bigaada hai uska. do you not know the whole story, or are you just closing your eyes to it??????

and this mummy, why isn’t she fessing up to what she really did???? sab ke sab haraami log.

kabir: main uske aas paas rehna chahta hoon. amma: maine kaha tha kabir ko khud se door rakh. pooja: main khud chahti hoon ke kabir mere aas paas rahe. amma: tu bohut bada khatra mol le rahi hai.

this is one fuckall petty hate story that's being made to sound like a mighty star-crossed love story. thanks, no thanks.

lord, just give up, moms. your kids are being fueled by the power of petty and not going to listen to you ppl and your logic and reason.

idgaf about these two's passionate promises to make each other's lives miserable. you know whose life you're making miserable with this bullshit? mineeeee, you fuckers.

haaaaaaaaye raja beta looks so good in white shirt. this right here is my kryptoniteeeeee. fuck my nonsense heterosexuality.

cute exasperation but mummy pays no heed. and has a mauli for him too.

"aapko border pe hona chahiye tha. yeh aarti karke dhaage baandhogi toh kisi ko kuch hoga nahi."

fuck outta here you cute fuck i don't want to like you.

mom's like as far as i’m concerned, you're going to the border only. meaning pooja sharma is considered more dangerous than full fledged armies/terrorists. lol good. fear her.

"arre waah ghar ki doodharu gai ki aarti ho rahi hai."

lmao man i am really liking sassy dhruv. he has so much more personality now.

passive aggressive back and forth, but honestly, i am enjoying. what even is happening to this show when i like dhruv's sada hua personality more than pooja/kabir? absolute pandemonium, that's what.

"is sab ka hisaab degi pooja sharma." hey man, fuck outta here. your brother was a loser even before she did all this. don't put this on her.

amma is cutely fussing over pooja eating breakfast.

hein? who has raj bhog for breakfast? and chocolate cake too?

a bitch with zero fucks to give, like rani, apparently. salaam to her fearless appetite.

the only time i like pooja now is when she shows her vulnerable/loving human side, that the old her used to exhibit only to amma/rani/shail/aarush.

btw, i like this outfit/makeup muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh better, but ouff that ghatiya mismatch of a neck piece. why?????

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precap: same shit, different day. how long are we going to have to put up with this??????

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oh NOW om is calling gauri all frantically. asshat. 

i’m sorry i just can’t take shivaay seriously in those sunglasses. 

greattttttt, phatphati is outta gas or some shit. 

suman be like jfc, trusting these two was a baaaaad idea. 

this mukhiya is so ridiculouslyyyyyy OTT i can’t even. 

OH GOD ANIKAAAAAAAA DON’T SPLIT UPPPP

shivaay’s radar beeping that wife is nearby. 

OMG THIS IS THE WORST HIDING I’VE EVER SEEN YOU STUPID GIRLS

ok fwding coz ughhhhhhhhh 

mukhiya, those two were on the side of your one good eye. honestly. 

ANIKA DON’T BE A DAMN HERO 

LORD ABOVE

ok i hate mukhiya so much. someone beat him up. where tf are you, shivKara???

OK FUCK YOU SUMAN THESE TWO PUT THEIR LIVES AT RISK FOR YOU

suman’s dialogue delivery is hella bad

GREAT. anika’s gonna get herself fucking slaughtered at this rate. stand still you idiot girl. 

shivKara eavesdropping on these two gundas from like a mile away. in pouring rain. amazing.

lmao listening at the description they’re like YUP. SUCH GANDDDDH CAN BE MACHAOFIED ONLY BY OUR GIRLS. 

SLOW MO SWAGGER WALK. impaired by the ankle deep flooding. 

pft, first of alllllllllll, so fucking extra, you assholes. secondly, that poem was for bromance purposes. don’t be modifying it for your bs heterosexual relationships. 

lmao mukhiya’s second eye is also gone. 

ok fwding coz this is hella boring. 

ok shivaay, that could be ANYONE’s blood. or does your Awareness™ extend to doing blood typing and DNA testing by eye too?

i’m 1000% here for om’s angsty discovery of gauri’s kapde ka chichdaa tho.

girls, this is india. have you not been living here all this while? don’t you know what the police is like? 

“kadak ho ya bhadak, humein isse kaa matlab??” lol 

oh great. madamji is here. 

oh ho anika baaaat sun toh letiiiiiiiiiiii

LMAO HER NAME IS TAADAKA 

fyi: name of a powerful female demon in hinduism, slayed by lord ram. 

oh noooooooo. they’re laughing at her name. 

oh boy. madamji is like madhusudhan phupa of sarabhai. just the “hein???” is missing. 

anika’s miming is hella bad. do not pick her to be on your team for charades. 

greattttttttt. both of them have gotten themselves locked up. 

lo, suman bhi andar. LOL SHE’S SO CUTE. I LOVE HER FAAAAAAAACE.

shivaay’s like me - sees an unknown number calling and like NOPE IM NOT PICKING THAT UP

i toh don’t pick up known numbers also. like, just don’t call me. i won’t pick up. i hate the phone. just text me like a normal person. (so i can leave you on read.) basically, unless you’re my mom, i’m most probably not going to respond to you. just don’t try to contact me.

SAB PHONE PE HI POOCHENGE KYA, IDHAR NAHI AAYENGE???? 

snort.

oh ho tyaagi ki bhi badi dukh bhari kahaani hai. 

ok literally don’t care about ruvya. fwding the fuck outta them. 

shivaay, ouff, must you be such an asshole to all public servants??? like, at least know the scope of your jurisdiction man. 

lmao, awaaz neeche, really???? lady, you’re deaf. 

lol gauri too appealing to bade bhaiyya, as if her husband standing next to him is invisible. 

BAAT BAAT PE HOME MINISTER, JAISE UNKO TOH KOI KAAM HI NAHI HAI, BAS TUM LOGON KA PHONE HI UTHAATE REHNA HAI

OH MY GOD OM IS EVEN MORE TADIBAAZ, HE’S LIKE CALL THE DEFENCE MINISTER, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOT

aaaaaaaaaaaaand…. 

yup. 

lmaoooooo anika taunting om too. 

shivaay’s finally met his tadi match in inspector taaadka. 

lol shivaay snarkily asking suman if she’s okay and enjoying, hee hee hee

pffffffffft no jail can contain sassy!kara’s sass. 

lol his gesturing at someone to let them go. ugh why is he so damn cuuuuuuuuuuuute??? and look at gauri watching him!

LOCKUP MEIN ROMANCE SUJH RAHA HAI????

please don’t dismiss her billu, tera bas chalta toh you WOULD sex her up here. dadi bhi nahi hai tujhe control karne ke liye. 

UGH ANIKA WHY SO CUUUUUUUUTE. i love your damn face so much. 

ok fuck his stupidass hand wound. awaiiiii. 

lo. ho gaye shuru idhar bhi. 

ok stop trying to be all rational and shit here, omkara. you’re wrong. shut up and stand there in your wrongness being wrong. 

“gauri, meri baat khatam nahi hui hai.” “lekin humari sehan karne ki shakti khatam ho chuki hai.” 

in more ways than one, son. so mind it. she’s thisss 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽 close to leaving your ass. 

OK TEJ IS BEING THE MOST FUCKING EXTRA HE’S EVER BEEN IN HIS LIFE

lmaoooooo all of them gesturing noooooooooooo in the bg. INCLUDING SUMAN.

LOLOLOLOL

aaaaaaaand…. 

LMAO ANIKA’S DEATH GLARE AND OM’S SIDE EYE AT SHAKTI. 

“jab shivaay aur meri nahi chali toh kiski kya chalegi.”

at least this maamle mein tej recognizes that shivaay has more tadi and extraaaa than him. 

who will freeee them nowww?????

fwding this ruvya nonsense. 

pffffffffffft, everyone’s yelling at anika and gauri. 

if she’s deaf, how come she can hear all this??? 

waaaaaaaaaah. dadi is here to show HER tadi. 

lol shivaay guraaaoing in bg “isne DADI ko lock up mein daala toh i’ll SUE this lady.”

anika: simmer down loser, you need to gtfo here to be able to sue her in the first place. 

face-off between two badass buddhiyas. 

indian judiciary has come down to settling cases by a match of panja. maybe this is how salman khan keeps escaping jail, by beating all the prosecutors in arm wrestling matches. 

LMAO THEIR FACES. SP. THE MEN. 

oh of course, the old birds are friends. 

i want to kiss these two faces. i love them so much. 

pfffffffffft, idiots calling out their names as if dadi’s forgotten who they are. 

omfg, shivaay adding “sabse chotiiiiii” after gauri yelling her name. #thisBROTPwillKillMeWithFeelz.

how considerate of gauri to intro suman as well. 

“tuney inhe andar kyun kiya?” “arre, bolte bohut hai. 😒😒😒😒” 

dude i love her. i say we get inspector taadka to move into oberoi mansion. she’ll shut down their nonsense and have that ship sailing smooth in one day flat. 

ok, good. suman is safe. 

god dafa karooooooo rasmein and just get these little shits married alreadyyyyyyy.

CHUNARI KI RASM. THAANE MEIN. oufffffff. matlab, hadh hai. 

billu is ever ready. he don’t give a fuck. he just needs to marry her. who cares where. iska bas chale toh shamshaan ghaat mein bhi shaadi kar le. 

wow what even is happening with ruvya? they look close to making out. 

they should. it might make them infinitesimally interesting if there was at least some sex to their relationship. 

aaaaaaaand they lost me with the close ups of their mouths. fucking whyyyyyyyyyyy are they shot like this??? you don’t do this to shivika and rikara? then why this grossness here??? 

chalo chaddho, mainu kiii. i don’t even like this pairing.  

they literally decorated the thaana. my goddddddddd. these ppl are so fucking extra. inka bas chale toh they’d bring all the fairy lights in oberoi mansion here too. 

so just…. fuck jhanvi and pinky, i guess. 

can you really blame pinky for feeling left out and hating the rest of them? i don’t. these people are hella insensitive. 

PFT. BILLU. IDIOT. 

ALSO OUFF OMKI WHY SO CUTE?????? BUT ALSO WTF IS THAT WEIRD PIC BEHIND YOU????

lol inpector taadka truly is dadi’s friend. she’s like DOOOR HATT!!!!!!

pft is this photobaaazi necessary? 

ring ceremony bhi baaki hai aaj, oufff.

so, did shivaay buy that stupidass persian emperor ring or what? 

ugh ruvya nonsense. isse achcha toh meri svetlana ko dikhaate. 

OMFG RUDRA JUST SAID AAPKI UMAR MEIN OPTIONS KAM HOTE HAI…. I WANT TO….

FUCK HIM UPPPPPPPPPP BHAVYAAAAAAAAAAA. 

ok you know what, fuckkkkkkkkk this guy. honestly. fuck him to fuck. i still love him as a brother and devar and all, but he honestly sucks in literally every other dept. 

i’m kinda glad sumo escaped him while she could. i now envision her living her best life with a hot surfer nerd in australia. 

yesssssssss, manav’s here! fuck youuuu rudra! 

manav is looking more and more handsome to me. esp since rudra is fucking ugly on the inside. 

wait why the water wars tomorrow???? 

ew that ring is fug. 

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god i hate sundari bua and really have to mentally prepare myself for her presence. so i took a nap. a very long one. i dreamt of puppies. good nap! 

ok fuck this nonsense of shivaay counselling rudra on his “relationship”. seriously. “milke jo saath ek dusre ka diya hai” my ass. kya saath? they met like 10 days ago or something. they’re the worst and flimsiest excuse of a couple this show has. ffs, tej and svetlana are more legit a couple, having been together this long. the show trying to shove this crap down my throat is making me hella mad. 😤😤😤

what’s wrong with shivaay, does he think you should fall in love with everyone who saves your life? then the first person you ppl should all fall in love with is khanna, since that’s his fucking job. 😒😒😒

snort, shivaay just said: 

sach mein, bhavya ke saath sex thodi kiya hai. TOH PROBLEM KYA HAI????????? 😟😟😟😟

THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION IS A FUCKING JOKE. SHIVAAY, DON’T YOU HAVE MORE PRESSING MATTERS TO ATTEND TO? LIKE GOING AND BEATING SOME SENSE INTO OMKARA? AND GETTING THAT VIDEO TO ANIKA? AND LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE BUT THIS????????? 😒😒😒

god fuck you shivaay, use your power to fucking bring my girl sumo back. ugh. 😑😑😑

oh now that his relationship has been going ok for like, literally 5 minutes, shivaay thinks he’s some kinda love expert and can counsel others. son, don’t forget your wife is still mad at you. bada aaya..... 🙄🙄🙄

bas karo yaar. this scene has like totally fucked my mood. 😤😤😤

billu is a victim of vanity just like the rest of us, watching his own video again. 😆😆😆

lol best part, the video is showing angles completely unachievable from where the camera was set up. 

tu jaane naaaaa. eeeeeeeeee. 😊😊😊

OH YESSSSSSSSS, ANGSTY!KARA. YES SON, STARE OUT THAT RAINY WINDOW ALL SAD. I LOVE IT. 😇😇😇😇

oh fuck the fuck off rudra. do not try and make it like your relationship is anything like the others. 😒😒😒

billu’s having some tharki thoughts while missing wife. 😏😏😏

omfg, omki keeps her favt candy in some kinda special bag?? 😧😧😧

OMFG RUDRA AND THE EGGS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???????? 😒😒😒😒🙄🙄🙄🙄

ok shivaayyyyyy, fucking just call your chopper and fly to her and sex her uppppppppp. 😫😫😫

dang, omki having some cheapda thoughts tooooo. 😏😏😏

i’m not even going to talk about rudra anymore. i’m too mad, and it’s a waste of time. 🙄🙄🙄

lol awwwww, omki trying the candy move. you can’t son. it can be done only by a special little bulbul. 😌😌😌

why is the fuck is billu alll lit up in orange in this show every time he gets horny? 🤔🤔🤔

i wish this whole montage was just rikara, coz oh god, they’re the fucking bestttttt. the angst, the feels, the amazingness. 😥😥😥😪😪😪

“hue na tum begane bhi hokar aur ke, dekho na tum mere hi bane” and “afsos hota hai, dil bhi yeh rota hai, sapne sanjota hai, pagla hua” on omki. cryyyyyyyyyyinggggg. 😭😭😭😭😭

ok, zerooooo set up to this “gauri goes to school” plot. straight off shivaay is just like get there at 11, k? 

i would have loved to see a kimmy schmidt type scene like this between shivri as he took her to school, hee hee hee. 😂😂😂

god shivaay, like, i get your intentions are good, and you want to empower gauri and all, but... jeez. talk to your idiot brother too??? 😒😒😒

loving how encouraging he’s being though. i love this relationship so fucking much. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ugh these cute dorkssssssss. 😍😍😍😍😍

ok, how come gauri says “sharma” as “sssarma” and “request” as “requeSHt”... like come on. keep it consistent, ppl. 😒😒😒

wrong khan for the target audience, shivaay. she likes salman. 😐😐😐

also omg, shivaay’s watching bollywood movies these days. FOR ANIKA! 😭😭😭😭

fuck me sideways, i would take a bullet for these two, i would. 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

lol shivaay struggling to translate “good luck” into hindi. (“shubhkamnayein”, billu.) 😂😂😂

god i hate bandari bua. 😒😒😒

OMFG SHE JUST SHOVED KHANNA. JEEZ. THROW HER THE F OUT, MAN. 😡😡😡

lmaooooo no she wont. anika would fucking throw you herself. 🙄🙄🙄

“anika ki bua? lagte ho. 😒😒😒” 

lmaooooooooooo pinky and her savage shade. 😂😂😂😂

dadi can smell the bs from a mile away. love it. LOVE IT. 😊😊😊

in this fight of despicable maternal figures, i’m definitely on team pinky. coz fuck, i hate buaji so fucking much. horrible woman. 😠😠😠

LMAO BUA LIPTOFYING AGAINST SHIVAAY HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

and my god she threw herself against his chest so hard, i think she hit nakuul’s body mic, coz we actually hear some kinda thumpppp! sound. 😂😂😂

god shivaaaaaaay. she doesn’t deserve khaatirdaari. 😒😒😒

OMFG SHE’S BROUGHT FRIENDS. SHE’S SO TACKY AND I HATE HER. 😩😩😩

whaaaaat, omkara cooking???? 😧😧😧

lol it’s so obvious there’s nothing in the pan and kunal’s just stirring empty air. 😆😆😆

i love this red outfit of gauri’s but that dupatta is ughhh. 😐😐😐

DESSERT bana raha hoon. what dessert? gimme too, jaaneman. let me eat it off you. 😏😏😏👅👅👅

ok reigning in the tharki, sorry. 😳😳😳

“registaan bana rahe hai??” hee, cutie. 😚😚😚

god i want halwa now. 😣😣😣

omkiiiii be like GOING?? WHERE? YOU HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF PINING FOR ME? 😟😟😟😟

boy byeeeeeeee. she gone. 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽

buaji literally brought a whole fauj. ugh. 😒😒😒

lmao shivaay’s face as he regrets the decisions he’s made in the last 10 minutes. 😆😆😆

GOD, NOODLES AGAIN. MY GOD ARE THERE ANY NOODLES FUCKING LEFT IN CHINA, WITH THE AMOUNT THESE OBEROIS EAT???? MATLAB, KHUD KI MAGGI KI FACTORY DAALI HUI HAI KYA? IS THAT THE SECRET TO THE OBEROI FORTUNE? THEY OWN MAGGI????? 😑😑😑

lmaooooooooo klepto uncle just stole silverware right under shivaay’s nose. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

buaji imma need you to stfu and eat your food in silence. ya nasty piece of work. 😡😡😡

fwdingggggggggg coz can’t handle michmichi. also sick and tired of this moral science lesson. we fucking get it. billu’s a changed man now. 🙄🙄🙄

lo, aa gayi sundari apne mudde pe. 😒😒😒

pft, dadi, kabhi bina matlab bhi dhoonda karo gauri ko. khaali anika hi bahu nahi hai. 😑😑😑

god shut up pinky. what the fuck do you even care? 😒😒😒

dadi seems to have forgiven pinky? no more silent treatment. inviting her along for pooja related chores and all. 😐😐😐

shivaay’s straighttttt to the point. love it. 😊😊😊

oh stfu bua, everyone knows you’re here for cash. 😒😒😒

lmao buaji pretending she gives a fuck about sahil. bitch, do you even know where he is right now??? when was the last time you even saw him? 😠😠😠

haaaaaaa, bua’s needled shivaay into becoming SSO. i for one, welcome our tadibaaz overlord. 😎😎😎

“mujhe lagta nahi, mujhe pata hai.” billu’s finally gotten good at character judgement. 😊😊😊

oh god, great. pinky is getting involved too. 😣😣😣

MY GOD WHEN IS ANIKA COMING BACK I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THIS DRAMA WITHOUT HER I NEED MY SUNSHINE GIRL 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

yes, mrs. oberoi, please leave. 👉🏽👉🏽👉🏽👉🏽

thanks for obliging. 

jfc, buaji just secured herself an oceanfront property and monthly stipend. 😧😧😧 

UGH FUCKING BUAJI. YOU ARE NOT HIS SAAS. YOU’RE NOT ANIKA’S MOM. YOU’RE NOT ANYONE’S MOM. FUCKING NO. 

WHERE THE FUCK IS ANIKA TO PUT A STOP TO THIS FUCKERY???????? I NEED HER TO STOP HIM FROM THIS NEW AWAIIIII KA KINDNESS DRIVE HE’S ON. 😑😑😑😑

oh, this superior officer of bhavya’s some kinda father figure too? pft, and still sends her on the most ridiculous missions that puts not only her, but god knows who else at risk. with dads like these.... 🙄🙄🙄

a rishtaaaa for bhavyaaaaaaaa. 😯😯😯

like mrs. khan better than the stupid officer dude. 🙂🙂🙂

bhavya said yes to rishta. 😶😶😶

wait, bhavya’s left oberoi mansion? how fucking random. 🤔🤔🤔

lmao “jab bhi ghar se chali jaati hai aap log mujhe KATORE mein khada kar dete ho”  “KATKHARA!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

pfttttt, rudra and his nakhre. 🙄🙄🙄

damn, this rishta of bhavya’s is moving hella fast. 😐😐😐

mrs. khan needs to go easy on the “beta” calling. and crazy smiling. she seems deranged. 😕😕😕

WHO DIS NOW? he looks like sasta duplicate of my jaan vikrant massey. 

his name is manav. and he’s a cop too. girl, i say jump on it. at this point. literally any man with steady employment is a better option than rudra. 😕😕😕

god chubby. fuck you and your misogyny as well. tum dono ek number ke losers ho. 😒😒😒

lol this bossy bhavya waala imagination. i kinda enjoyed the laughs. 😆😆😆

“woh toh mera jeena HARNAAM kar degi.” pffffffffft. 😂😂😂

chubby is me. his solution to every problem is either food or sleep. 😊😊😊

oh finallyyyyy, back to the svetVi plot! 

svetlana drops the act! 😯😯😯

“at least tumne maana toh sahi tum svetlana ho.”

bitch you think there’s more than one of these perfect specimens walking around on the planet? no way. she’s it, baby. 😎😎😎

someone give me svetlana’s confidence in commanding a man. she’s so personality goals! (murder aside. actually, maybe murder included.) 😍😍😍

wait what? is that acid? what the fuck jhanvi????? 😐😐😐

also the levels of that jar keep going up and down. what nonsense. 🙄🙄🙄

apparently, rudra’s imma sleep it all away plan didn’t work. sucks to be you, boo. 

“rudy i’m your friend, not your ayah.” 

that’s exactly what this spoiltass loser needs though, an ayah. fucking child. 😒😒😒

who the fuck is kaira now??? 🤔🤔🤔

lmao svetlana just beat the acid outta jhanvi’s hand. god i love herrrr. she’s always prepared. 😊😊😊

ok jhanvi is sooooo fucking lame. imma need svetlana to fuck her up, purely coz she’s so damn lame. 🙄🙄🙄

omfg, slay me mama. literally kill me! i love you and your face sooooo much. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

kaira is lame af too. 😒😒😒

ok rudra, i’m pretty sure giving ppl raw egg is against some health code violation. why the fuck would you come to a restaurant and ask for raw eggs? 😑😑😑

ok imma need kaira to stfu. she’s very annoying. 😒😒😒

thank god that got over quickly. 😗😗😗

ok, bhavya and manav are on an outdoor date. 😊😊😊

LMAO WHAT EFFICIENTLY? SULTAN IS STILL AT LARGE. 😂😂😂

i like manav though. he seems really nice. 😚😚😚

oh he knows her right from childhood. 

ok yeah, i really like manav. goddamnit bhavya, this is exactly the kinda man you shouldddd be with. sensitive and supportive. treating you like an equal. appreciating your talent and work as a cop. like what a hell of an upgrade from stupid immature rudra. 😒😒😒

manav’s nice and going to get his poor heart broken. 😞😞😞

GOD I LITERALLY DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU TWO AND YOUR BS. THIS WAS 10 MINUTES THAT COULD HAVE BEEN SPENT ON GAURI. OR OM. OR LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE. I WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD WITH JUST STARING AT OM AND SHIVAAY HANGING OUT TOGETHER IN SILENCE, OVER THIS NONSENSE. 😤😤😤

OH THANK GOD ANIKA’S BACK TOMORROW. SHE’S BACK SHE’S BACK SHE’S BACK. 😍😍😍😘😘😘😊😊😊

but hella overly angsty???? girl u ok? 😕😕😕