#outlander incorrect quotes

[dunbonnets]

Roger: I know nobody asked for my opinion...

Jamie: And yet you're talking.

Brian, sighs: Dad, come on.

Roger: ...but I agree with Jamie.

Jamie: Let's hear him out.

[incorrect-outlander-quotes]

Jamie: How drunk are you? Claire: Drunk enough that I know I want to do this. Not so drunk enough that you should feel guilty about taking advantage. Jamie: That's the perfect amount!

[spinnysocks]

Outlanders incorrect quotes- Who ate it?

*The Outlanders in the volcano, standing around a carcass that's clearly been eaten and is now just a pile of bones*

Ushari: So. Who ate it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Jasiri: I did. I ate it-

Ushari: No. No, you didn’t. Janja?

Janja: Don't look at me! Look at Shupavu.

Shupavu: What?! I didn't eat it.

Janja: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was eaten?

Shupavu: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s eaten!

Janja: Suspicious.

Shupavu: No, it's not!

Mzingo: If it matters, probably not but... Reirei was the last one by it.

Reirei: Liar! I don't even eat *that*!

Mzingo: Oh, really? Then what were you doing in the volcano earlier?

Reirei: I use the steam to puff up my fur! Everyone knows that, Mzingo!

Jasiri: Alright, let’s not fight. I ate it, let me get another, Ushari.

Ushari: No. Who ate it?

Janja: Ushari... Kiburi's been awfully quiet.

Kiburi: Really?!

Janja: Yeah, really!

Kiburi: Oh my god-

...

*Distant sounds of arguing*

Ushari: I ate it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a warthog on a stick. *hisses* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[aegonomics]

incorrect house of the dragon 12/?

[atsushis-fangs]

Scotland: get in the halloween spirit and make a ghost!!

Ireland: that’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it’s illegal

@winterwrites23 I’ll have you know that I am NOT dead, SoT is STILL my all time favourite fic, and I MISSED making these. Happy Halloween! :D

[devilsrecreation]

Janja, as all the other hyenas and crocodiles (sans Kiburi) are crying: Look everyone, I know how hard it is to say goodbye…

Chungu: I’m mostly sad cuz you’re NOT sad!

Janja: What? ME? What about Kiburi?!

Cheezi: KIBURI CRIES ON THE INSIDE, JANJA!

Kiburi: It’s true.

[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

Pandora, pointing at her bookshelf: so, this is it.

Regulus: omg dune AND little women??

Remus: angels in America, I love this play!

Sirius: the picture of Dorian Gray and shadow and bone wow!!

Lily: Outlander jeez

Dorcas: Gossip girl!! I read it so many times!

James: Dora why on earth do you have John Lennon’s biography?

Pandora looking up from an Amazing Spider-Man comic book: …

[ladymiraclewings]

Phantom: You must know, you’ve always known, that in my heart I’m a tyrant. Theodore: I’m reasonably sure you don’t have a heart.

[beefsteakclub]

John: "I could make you scream."

Jamie: "I think not."

John: comes up out of the water looking like Medusa.

Jamie: screams

John: "I didn't mean like that! "

[knightofthenewrepublic]

Claire: "JAMIE! What the Bloody Hell are you doing out of bed, You have internal bleeding!?"

Jamie: "Are yah daft sassenach, do ya not ken that's where blood is supposed to be?"

[chaoticspacefam]

Lana: I feel like doing something stupid.

Saarai (Outlander), without missing a beat: I'm stupid, do me.

source: incorrect quotes generator

[dunbonnets]

Jamie: Is Brianna always like this when she loses?

Brian: Oh, yes. You should've seen the Great Jenga Tantrum of 1969.

Brianna: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!

[incorrect-outlander-quotes]

Lord John: I suppose if I were forced to take a wife, you would be the least objectionable option. Claire: Is that meant to be a compliment? Lord John: Yes.

[spinnysocks]

tlg outlanders as daz quotes

inspired by this tiktok :)

Sumu after watching Scar's Army get blasted away by the Lion Guard: ALRIGHT THEN! Moving out immediately! Kenge, grab your bag!

Tamka: When you come and meet me on a date I'm all romantic and shit! I'm in the corner like *strums guitar* Would you like a steak?

Scar's Army after every battle: Jesus Tapdancing Christ, I need a drink.

The Idiots: Oh my god, where are we? We're stranded in a land I've never seen before! Where are we? Wait, is that our friend's house?!

*Scar's Army arguing*

Ushari: You need to back off!

Janja: No one needs to back off, someone needs to explain the SCORPION!

Bunga to Kion: Don't ask your grandpa for help! What's he gonna do? Have a stroke in front of Scar?!

Kion: Look at the state of the Pridelands... You couldn't get much worse could you?

*Scar setting Pride Rock on fire*

Janja: We might actually win over the Pridelands!

*Gets absolutely blasted by the Roar*

can i just say the entirety of his cooking simulator series screams outlanders chaos to me, especially kenge vibes hgfhdh - i suggest watching it it's hilarious

bonus not-daz quote

Kiburi, pointing at Makuu: What kinda GARBAGE is that?! Oops, my anarchy symbol

[hammah-banana]

Young Ian: Be honest with me. It’s a prank, right? The tea? Like when those tourist folks aren’t around. Y’all know this tastes like garbage?

Claire Fraser: No, I love it.

Young Ian: You don’t love it, it’s pigeon sweat.

[atsushis-fangs]

Past Scotland: ... no, actually, I can't do that. It'd be against my moral compass North: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL

@winterwrites23