#outlander incorrect quotes

[dunbonnets]

Roger: I know nobody asked for my opinion...

Jamie: And yet you're talking.

Brian, sighs: Dad, come on.

Roger: ...but I agree with Jamie.

Jamie: Let's hear him out.

[incorrect-outlander-quotes]

Jamie: How drunk are you? Claire: Drunk enough that I know I want to do this. Not so drunk enough that you should feel guilty about taking advantage. Jamie: That's the perfect amount!

[valentinbelleyh505]

Makini: "Kiara, i hope nothing bad happens to you!" *janja and his clan appears* Makini: "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" Janja: "i always come back." *janja and his clan leaving with kiara* Makini: "NOOOOO-"

[atsushis-fangs]

North: ali, you love me, right? Scotland: ...normally I'd say yes with little hesitation but I feel like this is going somewhere I dont like.

@winterwrites23

[spinnysocks]

Outlanders incorrect quotes- Who ate it?

*The Outlanders in the volcano, standing around a carcass that's clearly been eaten and is now just a pile of bones*

Ushari: So. Who ate it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Jasiri: I did. I ate it-

Ushari: No. No, you didn’t. Janja?

Janja: Don't look at me! Look at Shupavu.

Shupavu: What?! I didn't eat it.

Janja: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was eaten?

Shupavu: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s eaten!

Janja: Suspicious.

Shupavu: No, it's not!

Mzingo: If it matters, probably not but... Reirei was the last one by it.

Reirei: Liar! I don't even eat *that*!

Mzingo: Oh, really? Then what were you doing in the volcano earlier?

Reirei: I use the steam to puff up my fur! Everyone knows that, Mzingo!

Jasiri: Alright, let’s not fight. I ate it, let me get another, Ushari.

Ushari: No. Who ate it?

Janja: Ushari... Kiburi's been awfully quiet.

Kiburi: Really?!

Janja: Yeah, really!

Kiburi: Oh my god-

...

*Distant sounds of arguing*

Ushari: I ate it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a warthog on a stick. *hisses* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[winnie-the-monster]

“After all this time?”

“Always.”

[aegonomics]

incorrect house of the dragon 12/?

[beefsteakclub]

William: "You killed my father."

Jamie:" No. I am your father."

William: Nooooooo. That's impossible!"

Jamie: "Search your feelings you know it to be true."

[devilsrecreation]

After the events of The Little Guy

Kiburi: *relaxes in his watering hole to get the mud out, sighing*

Janja: So Kiburi, how was your day?

Kiburi: I will put a boulder to my head right now if you ask me that again—

[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

Pandora, pointing at her bookshelf: so, this is it.

Regulus: omg dune AND little women??

Remus: angels in America, I love this play!

Sirius: the picture of Dorian Gray and shadow and bone wow!!

Lily: Outlander jeez

Dorcas: Gossip girl!! I read it so many times!

James: Dora why on earth do you have John Lennon’s biography?

Pandora looking up from an Amazing Spider-Man comic book: …

[ladymiraclewings]

Phantom: You must know, you’ve always known, that in my heart I’m a tyrant. Theodore: I’m reasonably sure you don’t have a heart.

[dunbonnets]

Jamie: Is Brianna always like this when she loses?

Brian: Oh, yes. You should've seen the Great Jenga Tantrum of 1969.

Brianna: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!

[incorrect-outlander-quotes]

Lord John: I suppose if I were forced to take a wife, you would be the least objectionable option. Claire: Is that meant to be a compliment? Lord John: Yes.

[knightofthenewrepublic]

Claire: "JAMIE! What the Bloody Hell are you doing out of bed, You have internal bleeding!?"

Jamie: "Are yah daft sassenach, do ya not ken that's where blood is supposed to be?"

[atsushis-fangs]

Scotland: get in the halloween spirit and make a ghost!!

Ireland: that’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it’s illegal

@winterwrites23 I’ll have you know that I am NOT dead, SoT is STILL my all time favourite fic, and I MISSED making these. Happy Halloween! :D

[spinnysocks]

incorrect lion guard as snapcube quotes

if you haven't watched snapcube then i'm sorry if this is really out of context LMAO but that's kinda the point :)

Makucha: See ya, cheetah!

Fuli: Huh? He's faster than Fuli. He's faster than Fuli. What?

Janja, annoyed: What is it this time Ushari?

Ushari: Janja, you found my You're A Bitch Degree!

Janja, after one of Scar's meetings: ...Something just happened.

Nduli: When was the last time you washed your paws? I haven't washed mine in four days. I've also been eating rocks-

Tamka: Rocks?! Nuh uh uh, that's not food!

Nduli: What about grass-

*Butterfly lands on Tamka's nose* Tamka: This is food Nduli!

Nduli: It's beautiful, I love your new hat! I'm gonna name him.. Mwamba!

*Butterfly starts flying away*

Tamka: You scared it away! :(

Nduli: Bye Mwamba! :)

Tamka: Bye Mwamba..

Janja: Hey, you know what this place looks like? Looks like the Pridelands! *starts singing Tonight We Strike*

Janja, to the skinks: Are you in on this conspiracy to?!

Shupavu: Everything is a conspiracy, haven't you ever seen the Circle of Life?

Janja: Wh-What?!

*waiting for Scar's meeting*

Reirei: Are we just doing this now? A bunch of assholes standing in a line? Congratulations!

Janja: Ah fuck, she got us there guys. Well.............

Ushari, while Janja's Clan are hysterically laughing: Alright, I think we need to figure out what we're going to do about this-

Kenge: It's not important that we lost! Look at who's responsible! *points at Janja*

Janja, pointing up: I'll point at you also.

Kenge: I'm not the sky, hyena.

Janja: We're doing Nne's plan? We're all agreeing that Nne came up with this right?

Cheezi: Yeah... 2, 3, 4, 5, 6- Here we go! :D

Janja to Reirei: Sorry that sounded like I wanted to kill you, I didn't mean that. *whispering to everyone else* I do wanna kill her don't fucking tell- I don't wanna kill you, don't worry! I wanna kill her so fucking bad! I didn't say anything to them just now. You know what I said! I-I gotta go, uh, think about some stuff!-

*Battle for the Pridelands in a nutshell*

Scar: Heyyyyy~ What's uppppp?~ It's meeeeeeeee~

Kion: STOP! >:(

Scar: I don't know how to impress upon you that you cannot defeat me.

The Guard: Kion!

Scar: Oh, your friends are here!

The Guard: We're here to help you!

Scar: It's really cute that you're going to defeat me with the power of friendship and all, but then again I am Scar from the Lion King, so-

Kion: You didn't let me finish, Scar!

Scar: Mhm, go ahead.

Kion: I have-

Scar: Yes, yes, yes, yes. I don't care. I do not care! You don't understand. I came back here to destroy the Pridelands. This means nothing to me! Alright? You mean nothing to me! You and your little friends are fucking annoying! This is why I stayed down in lion hell. This is why I punish Pridelanders. I'm the good guy! Do you not realise? I am the good guy here! I am the true King of the Pridelands! Mufasa goes up and he plays with all his little friends like "Oh look, are you watching over the Pridelands?" Yeah, whatever. Fuck everybody.

Kion: Ah!

Scar: I get to kill people! I get to command my army all day! It's great, give me the Pridelands! You don't get it. You watch your stupid little privileges. Fuck you. Idiot.

*The Guard yells*

Scar: Go to hell! *makes the volcano erupt* Look, I can do this! Anytime I want! This is nothing to me! You are nothing to me! I hate you! I HATE YOU! THIS IS MY BIG FUCKING VOLCANO!

Bunga: Oh my god, he's fucking losing it entirely!

Chungu & Cheezi: All around me are familiar faces, work out places, worn out places- IS THAT WHAT A HOUSE LOOKS LIKE? Oh my stars! This place is amazing! Where am I, the Pridelands?...... Worn out places~ (thanks to @devilsrecreation for that one 😭)

feel free to reblog with additions, there's too many quotes to put in here </3