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"what are you doing?" mumbled ed, cracking an eye open. he had just started to fall asleep as he suddenly felt stede fussing with his behind.
"i'm cleaning you up," stede answered.
"huh?" ed opened the second eye and turned to stare at him. in the morning, his brain would catch up to this initial, formless surprise and he would realise that no one had probably ever... but for now, it was just that–a surprise.
"you have... spunk in your hole," stede said and scrunched his nose so adorably. bossy and embarrassed all at once. hot.
"and i love it," he purred, earning himself a light smack.
"go back to sleep, you lunatic," stede laughed.
#ofmd#don't know what happened here#but you know#i've never touched upon their first night and this feels right now#blackbonnet#have i told you that i have a new laptop that is my friend's old laptop and i decorated it with edstede stickers#the nature is healing i'm back in love with these two#our flag means death
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the excitement of one of your friends finally watching our flag means death vs. the crushing burden of having to defend stede again
#though its actually kinda fun i get to engage with one of my favourite characters again#which i didnt do for a while because. i was sad#anyway just scoured my blog for stede posts to send them. this feels very much like when#my best friend watched go2 and i brought out the big guns to defend aziraphale#our flag means death#stede bonnet#im looking at my old posts like huh. that really was the year i fundamentally changed how i understand my personality
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being Ed & Izzy's marriage counsellor is a full time job, but baby i am working overtime
#picking up extra shifts at the old man divorce factory#nyxtalks#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#israel hands#edward teach#edizzy#blackhands#seriously thinking about them gets me though the work day#how am i getting them back together next?#i feel bad abt all my friends who fell off the edizzy bandwagon in s2 because like. i get it i really do#but fuck im digging this hole deeper
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we’re going villain mode team
#( I’ve been thinking so much about motivation. And nature vs nurture. )#( Which god… Me staring at Rionach and our Nesta/Rhys parallel soapbox. )#( Rhysand being half Illyrian but it’s his High Fae side that is brutal. )#( The side that’s Illyrian is his mother. Who was nothing if not warm and compassionate and kind. )#( His entire heart. Torn out of his chest when she was murdered. )#( That and the abuse suffered at the hands of his father — another point I’ll get to someday… )#( Because familial abuse is so complex. It’s not always physical. And it wasn’t in Rhys’ case with his dad. )#( Though his father was certainly capable of physical brutality re: Azriel. )#( Anyway. His mother and sister’s death + his childhood aren’t even the tip of the iceberg for why he is the way he is… )#( It’s that PLUS everything after. But I truly think the big turning point was When he became high lord himself. )#( That taste of true power after so long being so resentful of dear old dad… And then having it swiftly taken from him. Bc of Amarantha… )#( ANYWAY. Long winded as usual but. Villain Rhysand… )#( I think it also lends so much credit to the deterioration of his friend group. The lines drawn as soon as he’s in charge. )#( No longer as much a friend and brother as he is now their Leader… The bitterness in that. )#( Also Rhysand being so. Terribly self aware about all this and yet… )#( Anyway…..x3 )
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yeah. yup. toxic old men this time. together. as couples. nominate your favorite messy old men.
Exactly what it says on the tin. Lets talk about some toxic ass old men.
da rules are written in the form but here they are to reiterate:
- ONE SHIP PER SUBMISSION!!! you may submit a form as many times as you please, but for my sanity, please one per form. It'll make counting them up a LOT easier.
- The top 32 nominations will be participating.
- Qualification of this bracket: Must be old. Gotta be messy (to a degree). gender isn't real but the vibes are exemplified by the peanut gallery above. Under 30yos are not going to count.
- No incest or pedophile ships.
- This is about fictional characters. Please no RPF
- Please be kind. To yourselves. To each other. And to me, just a regular guy.- The Final Tallies won't be posted, so the bracket itself can be a Surprise! Hopefully I will get this up in a week.
- Pretty please be kind. I'm just a little guy.
- Don't forget to be kind to each other too. This is for funsies
-INQUIRIES TO: https://toxicoldmanyaoi.tumblr.com/ask
This form will be open starting September 30th, 2023 and will end in ONE MONTH on October 30th, 2023 at 11:59 EST !!!
good luck everyone!!!
#tomy#toxic old man yaoi#toxic old men#old man yaoi#tumblr bracket#tumblr poll#polls#brackets#nominations#google form#idk send it to your friends die on a hill and have fun#good omens#our flag means death#what we do in the shadows#disco elysium#yakuza#house md#hannibal
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#should I wish a friend happy birthday#this friend didn't write me even once for half a year and I know I kinda to blame for playing the 'I wonder if she'll write me first' game#but it worked isn't it. isn't it.#and we also kinda fighted before this break#and overall relationship went from 'we spend hours talking daily' to 'I barely get to know what happens in her life if I press hard enough'#(and I can't shake the feeling that it's because her mental health get better (good for her!) and since she wasn't in need of support so#much she just wasn't interested so much anymore. but also I can be unfair because of my own brainworms and she was just busy with her new#life and new shiny friends etc which again not something to blame her for I myself can bounce from friend to friend depend on hyperfixation#but like no news for half of year. come on)#anyway#to write or not to write#I just imagine polite 'thank you' and lifeless 'how do you do' with even more lifeless answers and death looks more preferable#and maybe it's better to just let it die as it is#but also I may be overdramatic. and it's just me seeing my fave nightmarish scenario where person could've just literally be busy#funny thing is that conclave looks exactly like shit we could've absolutely obsessed about together as in old times#but I'm not even sure I'll be comfortable mention this around her if we start talking again#our last fight kinda punched me in very soft spots#siiiiigh#it's either me overthinking or me pathetically following around person that just doesn't interested anymore (and it's fiiine things happens)#I just. need to sleep I guess.
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Best QL Marriage Proposal
Round 1
Phupha & Tian (Our Skyy 2 x A Tale of Thousand Stars) vs Kurosawa & Adachi (Cherry Magic: The Movie)
King & Uea (Bed Friend) vs Togawa & Nozue (Old Fashion Cupcake)
Karan & Adachi (Cherry Magic TH) vs Lian & Kuea (Cutie Pie)
Charn & Tinn (Laws of Attraction) vs Oyei & Cher (Wandee Goodday)
Tan & Bun (Manner of Death) vs Zheyu & Bingwei (We Best Love: Fighting for Mr. 2nd)
Sam & Mon (GAP: The Series) vs Zerui & Zhongyi (Kiseki: Dear to Me)
Payu & Rain (Wedding Plan) vs Bo Xiang & Zhi Gang (HIStory 3: Make Our Days Count)
Puen & Talay (Vice Versa) vs Jin Xuan & Bai Lang (My Tooth Your Love)
#bl bracket#our skyy 2 x a tale of thousand stars#a tale of thousand stars#cherry magic#bed friend#old fashion cupcake#cherry magic th#cutie pie#laws of attraction#wandee goodday#manner of death#we best love: fighting for mr 2nd#gap the series#kiseki: dear to me#wedding plan#love in the air#history 3: make our days count#vice versa#my tooth your love#round 1#proposal
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I always get detained at da border because PROFUNC never ended but basically I'm like if a targeted individual didn't even care
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To be honest, stardew valley has me in such a chokehold. It always has, even before the 1.6.
In such a way that my brain wants to smash my hyperfixation into it. So late at night I'll be awake thinking of this stardew/south park mashup.
Call that bad boy Star Park AU.
But no brain! Bad! We already have too much going on! You have a Secret Soulmate AU. Fantasy AU, A Cowboy AU story staring Kenny that's still in the outline phase, and these one shots!
(Look at the tags to watch me descent into madness)
#like C'mon#it would be so cute and wholesome#ya know#everything south park isn't#its not my fault I think about me and my friends ocs starting a little farm together#i got one friend I rp with#we smash everything into our stardew rp#it ain't even really stardew besides like the layout of the town#I could write something like that up#like Stan and his family are already “farmers”#the heart event where he tells you he fucking hates it#but next heart event he confesses he's starting to associate farming with you#and now...maybe its not so bad?#COME ON#Kenny taking Karen to see your animals and falling in love with the way you're so gentle with her#Kyle finding you passed out in the mines and scolding you for being careless#but he's patching you up while he does it!!!?#Cartman demanding you bring him crops from your farm because#“everyone elses crops taste like dirt and ball sweat! at least I can stomach yours.”#(its the sweetest thing hes ever said tbh)#tweek having his little coffee shop set up there#he gets away from his parents and moves out to the valley because its quiet!#Craig moves out there to study the stars because they're so clear he can almost see all of them without a telescope#Clyde is JUST Alex and you cant change my mind#after the death of his mother he goes to live with his grandparents#Bebe is like a mix of Haley and Emily!#her events would be you helping her get her outfit designs off the ground and using her photography skills to have you model them#Wendy's whole thing would her being the mayors assistant but over heart events you make her believe in herself#and she becomes mayor; fuck you lewis you old fuck#shhh its a secret
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since ive been rotating pre-transition Neel around in my head, ive decided that he's not public about it at all to the point that maybe 2 or 3 people even know that he was A.J. Warren
#at least for certain. he told Hunt bc Hunt helped him transition. and Addi and Ethan know bc theyre his best friends.#i think Chris thinks its possible that theyre the same person but he kinda. doesnt know how to broach that topic?#“hello guy i barely know you kind of remind me of my ex wife who disappeared a year after our divorce and is thought to be dead.#whats up with that?“#so yeah. he just filed that thought away and has not brought it up to anyone. maybeeee his current wife but its not like she knows either#also YES im saying that Neel faked his death. he was a very well known rising star paparazzi wouldnt leave alone#& he wasnt in a good mental space to be a public well known trans figure.#so he did what was most fun for him and “killed” the public persona everyone knew#after hes doing better emotionally he makes a movie about it. uses old footage of himself makes a documentary#when the trailer drops people are up in arms bc they think its some man profiting off the death of a young woman.#and then the movie drops and it basically all but spells out that Neel and AJ are the same person by the end & ppl freak
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same energy
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i have not seen rahul kohli in anything but i do now think he’d be perfect as sam bellamy in ofmd. i also wholeheartedly support jermaine clement as charles vane and i could see colin morgan as paulsgrave williams simply because he fits my interpretation of him and if we have sam we have to have paulsgrave. they could be a healthy foil of platonic ed and izzy.
#our flag means death#ofmd#edward teach#blackbeard#izzy hands#black sam bellamy#paulsgrave williams#charles vane#rahul kohli#jermaine clement#colin morgan#i just love the idea of sam and paulsgrave being platonic blackhands but healthy#just a captain and a first mate who are best friends and communicate healthily living their best lives on the sea#and then of course sam dies and paulsgrave is Sad. and so am i.#and charles is just the Joker. having a grand old time
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did any other women enjoyers see the season 2 first look pics, see this:
and go directly into gay panic before making it their phone background or just me?
#our flag means death#anne bonny#wlw#bisexual#gay#lesbian#gay panic#minnie driver#I freaked out#i layed face down on the floor and screamed y'all#i was so excited when I heard anne bonny was gonna be in season two#i really hope they bring in mary read too since they were supposed to be friends and possibly more#her outfit here is pretty femme but not by 1700s standards#plus this is not the world's most acurate show but still#let her wear jim's old beard i think it'd be funny#and hot but that's private /j#/j abt it being private#the hot part was /srs
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I'm sure the gravy basket is gonna look different for everyone, but there were seagulls in ed's
I'd love for buttons to be able to travel between the real world and the gravy basket
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Do you think Ed knows Izzy whittles and makes up little stories to deal with trauma
Do you think he knows he sings
#something about those relationships . that are so old and full of love and tragedy#do you think if he hears Izzy sing again it will be the first time in years and it will break his heart#krakenhands#Ed & Izzy#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd s2#ofmd spoilers#that ‘you know me better than any man has ever known me and I dare say it’s the same for you’ rizz#got me fukt up this evening friends
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still following old friends on social media is so weird. I haven’t talked to you or seen you in forever but i know your mom got a new puppy last week and you helped your friend dye their hair yesterday, while that song i showed to you years ago was playing in the background
#ouch#it was actually our playlist playing… the exact one we made years ago and now they’re playing it to their new friend#i wonder if they thought of me then#old friends#we just drifted apart and i’m dying to know if they’re still reminded of me#instagram stories will be the death of me
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