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We report late in the afternoon, as rain is starting to fall in earnest. We came to watch the clouds advance, but the smell hit us like it was the first time we came across it, deep, organic, and crisp. "Petrichor" is almost too easy a word to describe the smell of rain.
#reports#reports from unknown places#digital art#illustration#sky#weather#artists on tumblr#image description in alt#clouds#our guests today:#nimbostratus praecipitatio
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now that my time at the boston tea party is coming to a close, im reflecting on my favorite facts and i think the best one is that one of the guys involved (my nemesis lendall of the john gray gay panic incident) is the distant ancestor of the guy who made the first philosoraptor meme.
history is a funny thing
#messages from the ouija board#sadies day job#only three more shifts#just had my last ship guarding shift today and one guy gave a lovely short speech on our last tour together#in front of guests and everything about how i taught him everything he knows about leading a mob and i got a little teary ngl#i wasnt expecting it at all and especially not from this guy who i did help train a little but like#hes not in my social circle and hes very stoic so it really caught me off guard that he thinks of me like that
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CRYING‼️
#our special guest today is uhm..#you may know him#and he’s in the room with me now!#it’s me#hi everyone my name is agust d#yoongi#bts#suga#agustd
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i’m going to cry… rock’s child inherits the most feral abnormal messed up dna of any child ever and still ends up being the most well-adjusted one (rock’s nurture overcoming his and his child’s nature)
(this is from this rrreddit post. if you’re wondering why molly and rock’s kids are low energy…. i have no idea why 規則正しい was translated “energy” either because it‘s more like “orderly”…? i’m not native in jp so idk)
#rock is not a man who was housebroken prior to marriage#he simply can not be a creature who was raised by human parents during his formative years#he literally threw records like frisbees and broke tei’s most valuable souvenirs#tei and lou must have spent a fortune rock-proofing the inn#they had to replace the door when making it into a guest room for van… h-holy fuck#he likes FODDER. man belongs in the barn (he agrees. he thinks it’s a bar/hangout spot after marriage)#new evidence for adoption theory: the fact that this level of Feral Man could only come from a tarzan scenario#our son in anwl literally barked. he said “arf!”#every single morning rock asks if he’s a good boy (did i train him between ch 1 and 2)#ok honey if you finish your chores for today you can have some fodder. as a treat#i also love that his dna apparently overwrites yours. like the other kids could be a blend of you and your spouse#but rock’s is just a minmaxed gremlin#sos awl#rock collection#Real Cordylia Tagblogging Hours™#sorry for rockposting at 3 am i promise i’m normal (high energy)#rock tumbling (sos)
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ok soim gonna ramble about the wedding in the tags cos this is my diary lol kitty dont read this (she's not been on tumblr in ages it should b fine pfft)
#personal#ok so first of all it was a very overwhelming but amazing day!#the food was INCREDIBLE lol i honestly want the recipe for the chickpea fritters (that were covered in sesame seeds) like asap lol#sad i never got to have an italian pizza#(partly cos i was mainly w/ my mum who cant eat too much wheat rip...)#the venue was also amazing! there were all these animals (it's like a sanctuary thing?)#it was a shame it was cloudy and rainy that day but it wasnt too bad lol#(like look im english i'm used to it being rainy and cloudy 90% of the time pfft)#the actual vows ceremony part was honestly a highlight#i cried lol (it was a mixture of things... i was tired and overwhelmed... also i love my sister a lot ofc lol)#(also didnt help my mum was bawling her eyes out next to me pfft)#(also wasnt the only one cos when we went to say goodbye all my other sister's were crying too pfft...)#her husband's family were a Lot but all super lovely!#what was really funny is that they sat us on tables w/ a mixture of italian and english guests#and on both our table and one of the others everyone was bonding by showing each other pictures of their pets pfft#(mainly cats lol)#the dj wasnt that great pfft (yes i was mainly annoyed that there was no kpop cos i think my sis said she wanted to include some...)#i did get up and dance v awkwardly (mainly forced to by one of his sisters pfft) but it was fun lol#ohh and her dress(es) were seriously stunning!#the one for the main ceremony was like a classic victorian(?) sorta style#with an amazinggg 30s style veil!#her evening dress was shorter and she'd sewn the flowers we'd all been helping make for her on it#and it was honestly just so gorgeous#(i might try posting some of pics of it if i can?)#she also made her husband's waistcoat which matched the colours in her dress :')#struggling writing this rn cos i have a very needy cat trying to demand attentino lol#(we picked them up from the cattery today and i think they had a p tough time :(((( i missed them so much honestly)#anyway so the not so great things were the photographers (which ?? there were two ??? why ??)#they were really invasive and annoying lol#half my family couldnt even see my sis get married cos they were in the way ugh
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have you ever seen a beast this sleepy
#oli#he was so brave today. he only hissed at our guests once#poor guy was whiny all day tho he barely stopped screaming for a second
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see as Much as I'd like to take a nap right now. I don't think we can do that
#ciel fell asleep and is using me as a pillow and that's making the body tired#but alas. we have to leave the house soon and stay at our grandparents.#grandma update btw she walked across the kitchen earlier today which is an improvement!#not . looking forward to staying over there tonight though the house is Extremely small and pawpaw watches tv with the volume up#Extremely high .#to the point where we can feel the guest bed Vibrate. it's not fun#ghdndjxjxjsdkc#pk;m Actor🌹
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UGH.
#went on my first real work trip in FOUR YEARS yesterday. had one meeting.#woke up this morning and was getting ready for a day of stuff with another one tomorrow#only to find out that one of the only five other people in the wednesday meeting just tested positive for covid#and another had found out she'd been separately exposed as well#so today turned into doing all my meetings on zoom and rearranging travel plans#and now instead of a professional thing i'd been really looking forward to and then a fun weekend add-on with the fam#i'm flying home late tonight to isolate in our third-floor guest room while boyfriend parents etc.#at least we got credit for his and bébé's last-minute flight cancellations#and we decided to leave the dog with the sitter that had already been arranged to just have one less thing on the collective plate for now#but UGH#and what's extra infuriating is that i am probably fine. i got boosted just a few weeks ago and wasn't like hugging anyone or whatever.#but you just don't know and when there's an actual case it's reason to be actually careful#and i'm just so exhausted and bummed about a lot of things already and had so been looking forward to this whole trip#best laid plans#as they say#anyway cross your fingers for me and the battery of rapid tests i'll be taking this weekend#and in addition to staying negative i'm also very concerned about whether anyone will be comfortable will me at thanksgiving#so that's a whole other thing#UGHHHHHHH#fucking#coronavirus
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We report a few hours after we hung the washing out to dry: this is rain, it absolutely is rain. Our expert confidently told us it would not rain this morning, and we listened to them. We keep feeling phantom raindrops. We have half a mind to take the laundry in.
#reports#reports from unknown places#digital art#illustration#sky#weather#artists on tumblr#image description in alt#clouds#let's give a big hand to our guests today:#nimbostratus#stratus fractus of wet weather#it was in fact raining...
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I'm sorry to hear that planning has been stressful, but best wishes this Saturday!!! I'm so excited for you and your wedding and your marriage and wish you every happiness 💕.
Thank you! I am very excited too! Mostly because I get to marry the love of my life 🩷🩷🩷 but also because there are only four days left and judging from my track record this last month that means I will probably have to deal with🤞🏼only🤞🏼four more things going wrong! 🎉 And then I’ll be married to my favorite person and the stress will probably be gone! ✨
(Please send good vibes my way it’s been a very weird hectic month 😂)
#if anyone’s interested in all the stuff that’s gone wrong#I’ve had to deal with my venue#my caterer#and my photographer all cancelling last minute#I still might not have a photographer bc I need the venue to sign off on his insurance and he still hasn’t sent it#my fiance asked me to wear a Pakistani dress and the one I ordered came late and was terrible#like who uses BLUE MARKER to mark out where the embroidery is going on PAPER THIN WHITE SILK????#I got a new dress tho and the tailor should be done by Friday morning#our guest list just keeps growing bc his family doesn’t seem to understand the idea of an RSVP#my fiancé’s family also doesn’t seem to like the idea of specifics 😬#or understand that we are trying to keep things small#aka his mom invited five more people last week and told me about them today after I already submitted a final guest count#communication has just kinda been terrible all around tbh#my phone keeps trying to commit suicide#we were informed of a serious allergy like two days ago#so now the menu has to change and our caterer is super unhappy about that#my fiance asked me yesterday if I was wearing a veil and then asked me to wear one so now I have to find a veil#I realized on Sunday that I never actually asked my cousins to be my bridesmaids#which isn’t so bad since no bridesmaid dresses but it was embarrassing#and my anxiety caught up with me yesterday and I spent the night stress puking!#it’s been great 👍🏼#but I’m going to marry the love of my life on Saturday and that’s what matters#even tho it kinda feels like the universe is trying to tell me otherwise
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she had leftover paint from the last show, one minute, and a dream
#cw alcohol abuse#cw blood#// ??? not really but the imagery might be present#// ok got newsflashed this is how they do blood in dngrpa okay. sorry. i didnt mean it.#arttag#boot.tingting#ゲッー#saki konishi#p4#// believer that the thoughts in the shopping district at that time were just yosuke's#// mayumi's tv studio was quiet since she was already dead and sakis dead and yosuke's shadow was manifesting at the time so#// i cna explain this all in detail but right now im TIRED#// anyway heres vague mad hatter saki idea i had for a while now#// all because it was called 'twisted shopping district' adn i was like okay ...thats pretty swag#// i also have 100000 reasons and ideas ot this but yeah.not today sorry put it in the inbox so i remember i guess#// ohhh gas station's zero assed post of all time sorry guys i'll keep talking but it wont be substantial information#// ANYWYA her tv show would be like this alcohol review. whatever. tea party but it's just local liquor or something#// 'ahh and heres our guest for tonight!(the only night)' and camera pans to saki#// since theres no IT or physical audience. they make saki insecure with people watching through a camera or somehting#// the fog's cleared at this point so shadows would be more agitated and the whole process of going berserk even without people around#// and the fact sakis shadow could actually find her#// since theres literally nothing to chew off of what her deal could be um. im sorry saki im sorry sakiheads im doing this to your girl#// anyway her 'reality' is that um . yeah shes stuck at the hatter's tea party im sorry girl everyone hates you probably youre doing your#// best GOD worst articulation of ideas ive had to date GOODNIGHT OKYAKUSAN
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hey gang what's it mean if every time you're absent from a place, something awful happens at that place.
#literally why does this always happen#whenbever i decide to play hooky or take a mental health day some fucked up shit happens#at school it was always bomb or gun threats that would happen on the days i was absent#and now at work i took today off because i'm just so deep-end bone-tired exhausted i can barely walk around the house#and my boss just told me that no only were all 3 of our maintenance team off today BUT#our head of housekeeping was as well. and a fucking crazy guest came into our office and was threatning people.#why can i never just take a fucking day off. why does something always have to happen#and now i'm going to feel guitly for taking any more days off which i know i'll have to because i'm so fucking exhausted#i can't even talk to people right.#and on top of all of this our regular reservationist quit and this is our busiest week of the year#and my other coworker let her go a few days early because he thought we were covered.#fucking hell.
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#miles thots#i almost feel bad about yelling at my dad#almost.#bc all my siblings helped with making todays dinner and cleaning the house for our guests- even the 7 year old#i did too even though i was barely home yesterday and today#but my dad was home all day and just watched tv the whole day#and then he didn’t even pick up his plate from the floor- which was disposable btw#my siblings and i were gonna play a game on the living room floor and i said ‘can you guys help me pick up real quick? whose plate’s that?’#and he went ‘it’s mine pick it up’#so i told him no and that i wouldn’t let my siblings pick it up either bc the least he could do was pick up after himself#then he just rolled his eyes at me and went back to watching tv#i’m so fucking annoyed with him. he’s like this all the time and i’m so sick of everyone babying him as if he’s not a grown ass man
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the new cheekface album is so fucking good it's insane
#i listened to it for 3 hours on a loop at work today#thus forcing all our guests to listen to it too#tree talks#cheekface#music#it's sorted
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but also @ prev post dont care for the shaming. have you maybe considered the correlation of depression and not changing sheets often might have a Different Connection?
#toy txt post#'no wonder yall are depressed' you mean maybe 'youre all depressed no wonder its hard to change your sheets!'? maybe? just maybe?#that said i beg you dont do a bare ass mattress. if nothing else try a mattress protector please#it doesnt have to be a crazy one like i now have that encases the whole bed you can do one thats just like. a fitted sheet#i just have had my pets be so so gross and then on top of that my fucking wall????? gets wet?????? in the winter??????????????#so. full mattress encasing waterproof mattress protector it is#no but i really should do laundry today#and if our guest is gone i should strip the bedding on that bed and wash it so its ready for my friends to visit. unless my brother comes#home? still unclear on that. boy what are you DOING.
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i have also fallen down the niche pipeline of being obsessed with both hivemind and the yard you are not alone 💌 i also think that riley and graydon would mesh so well with the yard if they ever had them on (tho maybe 6 would be too many ppl so if one of the boys missed an episode . i've thought abt this a lot)
YES thank you. i need the hivemind guest ep so bad it is hurting me. i was in the dustiest ass channel of the yard discord pleading for it
#ask#my preferred yard episodes lately have been the guest ones anyways#i think my interest in the yard is finally waning#and as empty as that makes me feel hivemind is kind of what’s replacing it#unfortunately for myself i still have a couple ideas for yard videos left in me#and i will be finishing them just to feel satisfied#they’re just so different now man. they’re becoming something i like in the past tense#and that i reminisce on more than actively enjoy#which is weird because i still think the guys are funny separately (i eat it up whenever nick goes on other podcasts)#but i think it’s hard to run a weekly podcast for two and a half years#however. when they hit they still hit hard. like the nick and ludwig premium was so immaculate#ok. so sorry to anon who came to bond over our shared interests and then had to read me talk about how#i’m considering disowning my eldest child#i’ve literally been editing a yard video for like four hours today lmao. debbie downer ass
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