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kinokoshoujoart · 1 year ago

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i’m going to cry… rock’s child inherits the most feral abnormal messed up dna of any child ever and still ends up being the most well-adjusted one (rock’s nurture overcoming his and his child’s nature)

(this is from this rrreddit post. if you’re wondering why molly and rock’s kids are low energy…. i have no idea why 規則正しい was translated “energy” either because it‘s more like “orderly”…? i’m not native in jp so idk)

#rock is not a man who was housebroken prior to marriage #he simply can not be a creature who was raised by human parents during his formative years #he literally threw records like frisbees and broke tei’s most valuable souvenirs #tei and lou must have spent a fortune rock-proofing the inn #they had to replace the door when making it into a guest room for van… h-holy fuck #he likes FODDER. man belongs in the barn (he agrees. he thinks it’s a bar/hangout spot after marriage)#new evidence for adoption theory: the fact that this level of Feral Man could only come from a tarzan scenario #our son in anwl literally barked. he said “arf!”#every single morning rock asks if he’s a good boy (did i train him between ch 1 and 2)#ok honey if you finish your chores for today you can have some fodder. as a treat #i also love that his dna apparently overwrites yours. like the other kids could be a blend of you and your spouse #but rock’s is just a minmaxed gremlin #sos awl #rock collection #Real Cordylia Tagblogging Hours™#sorry for rockposting at 3 am i promise i’m normal (high energy)#rock tumbling (sos)

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