#otp: you the special hot in the sauce

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Are They Getting Along? (Steve Rogers x Reader) MoxMas Day 22

Warning: none really, just some language, kissing

Word Count: 1,071

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Prompt: Otp acting domestic whilst cooking their families christmas dinner and worrying about whether their parents are getting on with each other.

A/N: I decided to do a small drabble for todays prompt just to put something out, I’ve never done one of these before so ik its like, ugly and bad lmao. Crossposted on moongoddessmox!

MoxMas Masterlist | Prompt List 2

Probably in a light brown sweater and dark brown slacks, his hair neatly combed back and his beard trimmed and combed, smelling like the coconut conditioner you got him

Steve would dress as nice as possible without seeming like he was trying too hard

He wanted to cut the beard off and have a neat, bare face to meet your family, but you almost strangled him with the cord of the clippers because you love his beard too much and they'd only see him for a couple days while you had to see a naked face every day? no thanks

You also wanted to look nice for his mom and sister, so you put on a green dress, nothing too fancy, it was something that you could've gone shopping in the city in or worn to a nice dinner

However, your siblings immediately started cracking jokes about how you never wear dresses and "what the fuck are you wearing"

Your sister, having spent too much time in Wakanda with her friends, saying "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" at the sight of your heeled boots

You could've tossed them from the balcony, you didn't want his family to think you never dressed up

Steve stood in the living room laughing at you, knowing full well that his family didn't care if you wore booty shorts and a stained T-shirt but it was hilarious to watch you struggle to keep up appearances

Your mom took a special liking to Steve, he was a gentleman and took her coat from her, holding a conversation that she actually seemed interested in

Not to mention he was hot as fuck

She was a hard person to please, she didn't like people, and would prefer to live in the middle of nowhere with no neighbors for 20 miles but she liked Steve

You were scared that she wouldn't like his family though, and he was worried his family would be too overbearingly nice, the complete opposite of your dark humor family

You watched them from the kitchen, Steve at your side preparing a tray of drinks while you mixed the spaghetti sauce

It was customary for your family to have an Italian feast for Christmas, Steve's family typically had ham with plenty of sides, but agreed to try your authentic recipes that had been passed down the generations

Your heart was beating out of your chest, anxious that your family would say something dumb or rude and his family would be put off or that he'd hate your family

Distracted, you spilled some of the sauce over the rim of the pan and breathed out a "fuck"

Steve furrowed his brows with concern, wrapping one large arm around your shoulders and bringing your forehead to his lips

"Relax baby, they look like they're getting along"

Your mom was smiling, a genuine smile, not her fake customer service smile, and his mom seemed to be enjoying the conversation

Your siblings were actually talking to his, a rare sight as your brothers and sister tended to hide in a corner and play their handheld video games

You hugged Steve, planting a kiss to his clothed chest then bringing his face to yours and laying a kiss on his soft lips

Naturally, your siblings started gagging, peeling their eyes away from the conversation for the one moment you show some PDA with your boyfriend

You rolled your eyes at them, all of them were adults but your sister, who was practically one now anyway

Steve would just laugh and bring you into another kiss just to be a tease, which caused more gagging and laughing

Any time you had a moment with Steve, you'd ask him "do you think they're getting along?" as if you couldn't see the blossoming friendship before your eyes

Steve always reassured you, getting notes from his sister that his mom really liked your mom

Your siblings were no help, they just shrugged and said "I don't know"

While Steve acted confident, he kept asking you if your mom liked him too, making sure to be very helpful

He always was, but he didn't want to slip up and make it look like he made you do things for him, he was trying to balance looking natural with the things he actually did normally

After dinner, which his family kept going on about how delicious it was, your mom would pull you aside and tell you that she approved of your boyfriend and would start planning the wedding

You blushed hard because Steve would, of course, overhear her

He would wink at you, a sly smile threatening the corners of his lips

As the night would go on, you'd get into deep conversation about each other as children

the embarrassing story of you putting a pad on the outside of your pants when you were 5 to copy your mom

Or the time he ran straight into a stop sign and fell on his ass

he was more embarrassed by that one because it happened as an adult

Steve would watch you lovingly as you spoke

All the love in the world couldn't compare to his gaze

It could be felt by everyone, thick enough to cut with a knife

Both of your moms would share looks at each other, knowing this was probably going to last forever, and definitely in a ring probably very soon

The night would go smoothly, well, smooth in your family's terms

There'd always be a mishap with missing ingredients, someone would forget a gift, or someone would drink a little too much

But as long as no one needed an ambulance, everything went well

When it was just you and Steve, he'd pull you close and give you a hug of relief

Melting into you as the exhaustion of the day set in

He would kiss you all over your face, a soft "I told you so" would leave his lips in between kisses

Steve would offer to clean up, demanding that you rest after taking charge of the meal prep

After he was done, he'd cuddle up next to you on the couch and kiss you again and again

Not forgetting what your mom said earlier, he'd tell you "goodnight Mrs. Rogers" with a smirk

You hid your face in his chest, secretly loving the title

You'd fall asleep together listening to the ambiance of the fireplace and snow falling outside

[moongoddessmox]

Are They Getting Along? (Steve Rogers x Reader) MoxMas Day 22

Warning: none really, just some language, kissing

Word Count: 1,071

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Prompt: Otp acting domestic whilst cooking their families christmas dinner and worrying about whether their parents are getting on with each other.

A/N: I decided to do a small drabble for todays prompt just to put something out, I've never done one of these before so ik its like, ugly and bad lmao. Crossposted on mox-writes for notification purposes!

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Prompt List 2

Steve would dress as nice as possible without seeming like he was trying too hard

Probably in a light brown sweater and dark brown slacks, his hair neatly combed back and his beard trimmed and combed, smelling like the coconut conditioner you got him

He wanted to cut the beard off and have a neat, bare face to meet your family, but you almost strangled him with the cord of the clippers because you love his beard too much and they'd only see him for a couple days while you had to see a naked face every day? no thanks

You also wanted to look nice for his mom and sister, so you put on a green dress, nothing too fancy, it was something that you could've gone shopping in the city in or worn to a nice dinner

However, your siblings immediately started cracking jokes about how you never wear dresses and "what the fuck are you wearing"

Your sister, having spent too much time in Wakanda with her friends, saying "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" at the sight of your heeled boots

You could've tossed them from the balcony, you didn't want his family to think you never dressed up

Steve stood in the living room laughing at you, knowing full well that his family didn't care if you wore booty shorts and a stained T-shirt but it was hilarious to watch you struggle to keep up appearances

Your mom took a special liking to Steve, he was a gentleman and took her coat from her, holding a conversation that she actually seemed interested in

Not to mention he was hot as fuck

She was a hard person to please, she didn't like people, and would prefer to live in the middle of nowhere with no neighbors for 20 miles but she liked Steve

You were scared that she wouldn't like his family though, and he was worried his family would be too overbearingly nice, the complete opposite of your dark humor family

You watched them from the kitchen, Steve at your side preparing a tray of drinks while you mixed the spaghetti sauce

It was customary for your family to have an Italian feast for Christmas, Steve's family typically had ham with plenty of sides, but agreed to try your authentic recipes that had been passed down the generations

Your heart was beating out of your chest, anxious that your family would say something dumb or rude and his family would be put off or that he'd hate your family

Distracted, you spilled some of the sauce over the rim of the pan and breathed out a "fuck"

Steve furrowed his brows with concern, wrapping one large arm around your shoulders and bringing your forehead to his lips

"Relax baby, they look like they're getting along"

Your mom was smiling, a genuine smile, not her fake customer service smile, and his mom seemed to be enjoying the conversation

Your siblings were actually talking to his, a rare sight as your brothers and sister tended to hide in a corner and play their handheld video games

You hugged Steve, planting a kiss to his clothed chest then bringing his face to yours and laying a kiss on his soft lips

Naturally, your siblings started gagging, peeling their eyes away from the conversation for the one moment you show some PDA with your boyfriend

You rolled your eyes at them, all of them were adults but your sister, who was practically one now anyway

Steve would just laugh and bring you into another kiss just to be a tease, which caused more gagging and laughing

Any time you had a moment with Steve, you'd ask him "do you think they're getting along?" as if you couldn't see the blossoming friendship before your eyes

Steve always reassured you, getting notes from his sister that his mom really liked your mom

Your siblings were no help, they just shrugged and said "I don't know"

While Steve acted confident, he kept asking you if your mom liked him too, making sure to be very helpful

He always was, but he didn't want to slip up and make it look like he made you do things for him, he was trying to balance looking natural with the things he actually did normally

After dinner, which his family kept going on about how delicious it was, your mom would pull you aside and tell you that she approved of your boyfriend and would start planning the wedding

You blushed hard because Steve would, of course, overhear her

He would wink at you, a sly smile threatening the corners of his lips

As the night would go on, you'd get into deep conversation about each other as children

the embarrassing story of you putting a pad on the outside of your pants when you were 5 to copy your mom

Or the time he ran straight into a stop sign and fell on his ass

he was more embarrassed by that one because it happened as an adult

Steve would watch you lovingly as you spoke

All the love in the world couldn't compare to his gaze

It could be felt by everyone, thick enough to cut with a knife

Both of your moms would share looks at each other, knowing this was probably going to last forever, and definitely in a ring probably very soon

The night would go smoothly, well, smooth in your family's terms

There'd always be a mishap with missing ingredients, someone would forget a gift, or someone would drink a little too much

But as long as no one needed an ambulance, everything went well

When it was just you and Steve, he'd pull you close and give you a hug of relief

Melting into you as the exhaustion of the day set in

He would kiss you all over your face, a soft "I told you so" would leave his lips in between kisses

Steve would offer to clean up, demanding that you rest after taking charge of the meal prep

After he was done, he'd cuddle up next to you on the couch and kiss you again and again

Not forgetting what your mom said earlier, he'd tell you "goodnight Mrs. Rogers" with a smirk

You hid your face in his chest, secretly loving the title

You'd fall asleep together listening to the ambiance of the fireplace and snow falling outside

[quantumfeat72]

Ask Meme: Chara Dreemurr

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favorite thing about them

baby!  chara’s one of those characters who i latched onto on a sort of “it me” level - like, a lot of that is just me projecting but it’s also just so great to have a character who’s coded neurodivergent and still gets to be fucking baby!

but also i love that they make puns as the narrator, so that’s probably my favorite thing from their characterization in the game itself, but tbh a big part of what i love about them is their characterization in (parts of) the fandom

(and, you know, a canon nb character is always great and they were a big part of how i figured out i was nonbinary)

least favorite thing about them

ummmm does “i wish they got a happy ending” count?  like, i wish they’d gotten to heal and grow up because nd characters never get that.  like it makes sense, cause their death was like, the inciting incident, but that’s why i write so many stories about brain-ghost chara getting to be happy. they deserved better dammit

favorite line

this is tricky but imma have to go with

brOTP

fgkafds um unpopular opinion maybe but chara and sans are my main brotp in this fandom.  like, they have a TON in common when you look closely - they both love to make stupid puns and poke fun at people, they’re both super cagey about their pasts, they both have brothers they would die for, they’re some of the most depressed bastards in the game, etc etc

and like, there’s stuff they don’t have in common - chara has a very set moral compass and ends up seeing themself as a villian most of the time by failing to meet their own expectations of “good”ness, while sans is more of a “just dont hurt me or my family and we’re chill” attitude, which i can see getting on chara’s nerves a lot but it might be part of what they need to help like, overcome their self-hatred and learn to accept themself

plus the two of them would get on each others nerves CONSTANTLY but like in a fun way they both think is funny.  they get chocolate together and sans puts ketchup on his.  chara replaces his ketchup with hot sauce.  sans dares chara to do something dumb and films it

OTP

frisk!  i don’t have a ton to say about it though because,, honestly, ships aren’t a big part of fandom for me lol (i learned by reading a bunch of shipfics that i’m arospec, and honestly it’s great to have a reason for why it doesn’t really interest me)

that said, this is another dynamic that i really love exploring, because frisk is another person whose moral framework is antithetical to chara’s in a way that could help them learn they aren’t such a shitty person, and also because bodysharing is a very fun trope to play around with

nOTP

ummm i don’t see a lot of chara ships that legitimately bother me (including chasriel, i don’t get it but it’s whatever).  something that really does bother me though is any sort of antagonistic relationship between them and the dreemurrs.  like.  the kid canonically loved their family a whole lot and their difficulty expressing that love in a healthy way is part of what i love about them because i relate so hard to it, but any sort of story where chara feels ambivalent toward or actively dislikes their family is a big squick for me

i’m also not fond of those stories where sans and chara are like, Mortal Enemies, because it usually plays one or both of them as a Bad Person

random headcanon

i thought of this just barely too late to add it to the autistic hc post - chara has about one million comfort items.  they’ve got their locket, their knife, probably five other Things Chara Keeps With Them At All Times, and they have a lot of anxiety about losing things because everything chara owns is special to them.  they struggle to throw away stuff that’s broken or useless

unpopular opinion

ummmmmmm, i dunno man most of my chara takes are shared by a good portion of the fandom.  i guess my main Hot Take is that the line “Chara wasn’t really the greatest person” says a lot more about asriel than chara - he’s learning to treat them like a flawed person and accept that they fucked up and hurt him and it’s okay to be upset about that, and he doesn’t have to see them as some kind of perfect angel because they weren’t, they were a kid who he trusted with his life, and they hadn’t earned that trust.  

i think one of the most important messages in undertale is that you don’t have to be a Bad Person to hurt someone, and that doesn’t make it okay but it does mean you can do better in the future.  asriel doesn’t have to forgive chara, either.  they deserve a second chance, but he doesn’t specifically owe it to them

song i associate with them

blissful ignorant by awkward marina if that wasn’t obvious, but also:

Holding on and Letting go by ross coppermanThe Learner’s Paradox by WoodloreJust Someone, Not Me by Awkward MarinaBarricades of Heaven by Jackson Browne

just to name a few

favorite picture of them

loaded question so i’m limiting it to ones i could easily find lol um, this one and these two are some of my favorites. i can’t pick just one

[exploringatlanta]

Holiday Fun in Atlanta

The holiday season has officially kicked off and your Ultimate Atlanta Holiday Guide is HERE! Stay tuned for posts about where to catch Santa, enjoy local holiday shopping and go ice skating around town.

Garden Lights, Holiday Nights - Atlanta Botanical Gardens. 11/16- 1/11/2020 5-10pm. $19+ (non-members). Become a member and get access to the preview night event on 11/14 and also discounts on tickets! The best light display in town, over 1 million lights and 200 show-stopping color changing topiaries transform the garden into a must-do holiday event. New this year is the all-new music and motion for Atlanta’s favorite holiday spectacle, Nature’s Wonders, the largest curtain of synchronized light and sound in the world. Highly recommend buying tix in advance to secure family plans on premium nights/weekends.

Magical Night of Lights - Lake Lanier. 11/22- 1/5/20. $42+ per car. Holiday pricing 12/20-30. Enjoy 7 miles of lights, including the 12 Days of Christmas display! Visit Santa’s Elves at Work, the North Pole Express, Jack & The Beanstalk, scenes from The Wizard of Oz, the Poinsettia Candelabra, the stunning Icicle Tunnel, and the Carousel too. Don’t miss the Holiday Village with winter-themed carnival rides, fire pits, s’mores, specialty winter drinks, and more!

Fantasy in Lights - Callaway Gardens. 11/16-1/5/2020. $21+/$10.50+. Named “Top 10 Places to See Holiday Lights,” as named by National Geographic Traveler, experience an amazing light and sound show! 8 million lights, 15 scenes, Christmas Village with kids activities, Grinch Holiday Dinner Show, Character Breakfast, Story Time with Mrs. Claus, pictures with Santa, shopping, and train rides. Also check out the specialty nights like Fantasy & Fireworks on 12/31. 

Lights of Life - Marietta/Life University. 11/28- 12/31. $5-$10. One of the most affordable and always delightful light displays OTP, check out Life University’s iconic holiday scenes in lights. The 65 foot tall rendition of Santa and his sleigh is the tallest display in the Southeast!

Holiday Shows/Events for Adults:

Invasion: Christmas Carol - Dad’s Garage Theatre. 11/29 - 12/28. $25+. An Atlanta must, this show is the ultimate holiday improv experience. What happens when a new character gets introduced to a classic tale? With new characters added each night - each show is unique and will keep you laughing into 2020!

Miracle on Monroe. 11/29-12/29. The extremely popular holiday themed pop-up bar is back at it’s original midtown location this year. Get there early for your spot immersed in all things Christmas, enjoying yummy sips and eats. The bar’s ‘halls’ are decked to the max and patrons can enjoy themed cocktails in custom Miracle glassware including Santa’s Pants mugs and reindeer Collins glasses.

Merry Funkin’ Christmas - Venkman’s. 12/6 9:30pm. $20+. Join Wren and the Wravens who perform an eclectic blend of retro soul, pop and R&B, to make sure your holiday season is cool and funky.

After Dark Holiday Party - Fernbank Museum.  Friday 12/13 7-11pm. $10+. Enjoy live music, drinks/eats and the Festivi-trees as you explore two floors of decorated trees showcasing celebrations around the globe in the holiday exhibit, Winter Wonderland. And take advantage of after-hours, kid-free access to all indoor exhibits, and the special exhibit, Traveling the Silk Road.

Atlanta Santa Speedo Run - Midtown. 12/14 2pm. $30+. One of the most hilarious ways to raise $ for an amazing local charity. Proceeds benefit Bert’s Big Adventure! “Wear a little, give a lot!”

Winter Edition Atlanta BeltLine Pub Crawl. Sat 12/14 12-4pm. $30+. Bundle up and socialize with drinks at 5 bars along the beltline and yummy eats.

Puddles Pity Party & Friends Holiday Jubilee - Center Stage. 12/29 6:30p. $20+. Atlanta’s own, join the sad clown with the golden voice at this fun holiday themed show to remember!

Family-Friendly Shows/Events:

Stone Mountain Christmas - 11/16 - 1/5/20. $31+. At this holiday themed event, enjoy park attractions including Summit Skyride, Scenic Railroad, and more! Then, immerse yourself in holiday magic with evenings full of festive music, millions of dazzling lights, spectacular shows, and visits from some of your favorite holiday characters!

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Center for Puppetry Arts. 11/13 - 12/30. $15+. One of the hottest tickets in town for families, don’t wait to get yours as they will sell out. This year your ticket includes 3 activities: the performance of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer™, a Create-A-Puppet Workshop™ where you can build and perform with your very own Sam the Snowman Rod Puppet, and admission to the Worlds of Puppetry Museum. Discounts for members!

Christmas Canteen - Aurora Theatre. 11/14-12/23. $20+. This original holiday classic show is at the Aurora! Brimming with songs, comic sketches, trips down memory lane and a sprinkle of Christmas magic, it’s the holiday show with something for everyone.

A Christmas Carol - The Alliance Theatre. 11/16 - 12/25. $17.50+. Celebrate the holidays with the beloved Dickens classic in this Broadway-scale production with beautiful live music and an all-star Atlanta cast.

Disney Junior Holiday Party - The Fox Theatre. 11/19 6pm. $25+. Fans can enjoy a greeting with Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse, Santa photo app, DJ hosted holiday games & music, holiday snacks and beverages.

Waffle Palace Christmas - Horizon Theatre. 11/22-12/29. $30+. A fun new holiday show in the heart of Little 5 with heartfelt southern humor scattered, smothered and covered in a spicy holiday sauce. The charming characters from the sell-out Waffle Palace show are back for a second holiday helping; full of fun, laughter and Christmas cheer.

Holiday Events - Georgia Aquarium. 11/23 - 12/31. Annual lighting of the tree (two dates) include hot chocolate and holiday treats, holiday carols, and a penguin waddle. Also set your date for breakfast with Santa and more. Celebrate the holidays at the worlds largest aquarium!

Mannheim Steamroller Christmas - The Fox Theatre. 11/24 2pm/7:30pm. $45+. This neoclassical new-age music group blends classical music with elements of new age and rock for a modern and exciting rendition of traditional Christmas music.

This Wonderful Life - Aurora Theatre. 11/29 - 12/23. $20. Innovative one-man show, this hilariously touching stage adaptation of one of the most popular and heartwarming films ever made will star Atlanta’s own Jeremy Aggers.

Old Fashioned Christmas - Historic Dahlonega. 11/29 - 12/31. This #FREE event features the picturesque town lighted up for the holidays, shopping and eating. Sleigh rides, musicals, annual tree lighting party, Santa and more! 

Cirque Dreams Holidaze - The Fox Theatre. 11/30-12/1. $50+. With 3 unforgettable performances, this critically-acclaimed extravaganza is both a Broadway musical and new Cirque adventure wrapped into the ultimate holiday gift for the entire family.

Vinings Jubilee Tree Lighting - 12/5 6pm-8pm. FREE! Gather the whole family together to be merry and bright with live holiday music, cookie + ornament decorating, train rides, pictures with Santa, and more!

The Nightmare Before Christmas - Center for Puppetry Arts. Friday 12/6 & Sat 12/7 8pm Free movie screening for members/museum admission for non-members. Spooktacular stop-motion movie to get you into the holiday spirit!

A Christmas Carol - Aurora Theatre. 12/6 - 12/22. $30+. Anthony Rodriguez will guide audiences through the traditional tale of Mr. Scrooge and the troop of Dickens’ characters in a one-man presentation of A Christmas Carol with a twist in this limited, four-week engagement.

Madeline’s Christmas - Horizon Theatre. 12/7- 12/31. $12-$15. The little girl from Paris embarks on a holiday adventure! Family-friendly holiday favorite.

The Nutcracker by The Atlanta Ballet - The Fox Theatre. 12/7 -12/24. $40+. Classic holiday ballet that is a must-see every season! Stunning performance by Atlanta’s best dancers. Runs 2 hours with a 25 minute intermission.

Candlelight Nights at the Atlanta History Center. 12/13 & 12/20. $20+. Candlelight tour of 3 historic houses, visit Santa, shop a holiday market with local crafted items, food/drinks, and more! Great event to learn more about Atlanta and holiday traditions.

Victorian Holiday - Oakland Cemetery. Sat 12/14 10am-4pm. FREE to attend, Tour of Eternal Homes ($16). Shop the holiday market, purchase wreaths, visit with Santa, and more.

Yacht Rock Revue Holiday Spectacular - Coca-Cola Roxy. Sat 12/21 7pm. $35+. Rock the season with this amazing performance at the new Battery by Atlanta’s kings of smooth. Rock around the Christmas Tree at this awesome annual concert!  

The Elf on the Shelf Musical - Cobb Energy Center. 12/23 12pm/5pm. $33+. The beloved holiday tradition that continues to capture the hearts of children and their families everywhere, comes to the live stage for the first time ever! 

[disasterbisexual-moved]

writing prompts i came up with when i was 15

so today I was bored enough to go looking through old shit on my phone and long story short, I found a treasure trove of creativity from my youth. please enjoy a look into my brain from three years ago through these ‘imagine your otp’ prompts which weretotally not at all revised to save my ass from secondhand embarrassment 

“I found you on the floor in the morning of the locked restroom of the restaurant I work at eating Doritos and fending off a spider with febreeze how long have you even been here” off to a strong start

“your stupid grass Pokemon beat the shit out of my water type Pokemon and I bet you didn’t think I was serious but I tracked you down at the cosplay con and found you glued to the ceiling. also how do you look exactly like the character from the game Jesus Christ” I’m kinkshaming younger me for having a crush on ash ketchum 

“I accidentally used hot sauce instead of toothpaste bc my sibling pranked me and I kind of ruined your family barbecue by bulldozing your backyard in search of water” who the fuck would go to their neighbor’s house before oh, I don’t know, trying the kitchen in their own home??

“we live in the same apartment building and when I went downstairs your shipment of stupid playboy magazines covered the entire floor and now I’m going to make you pay oh shit you’re hot shit and you look like you’ve been up since three in the morning and aren’t happy shit shit shit shit shit” where.... was i going with this

“I was minding my own business and jogging around the block when you started chasing me with a lawNMOWER and now I’m running for my life and you’re stuck on it and crying as we disrupt traffic” ah, truly a classic.

“you walked in on me lip synching to Paramore and wearing pigtails when you were passing out fliers for your friends’ special event because my idiot roommate left the FUCKING DOOR OPEN” could you tell I was going through a p!atd phase

“we showed up to comic con wearing the exact same outfit and started ripping off pieces of each other’s to find the difference and I finally got the shirt oh shit you’re a girl” ??????

“we both got arrested (me for unknowingly taking my cousin’s bag with weed in it and speeding) and you won’t tell me what you did, but the cop didn’t have more than one set of handcuffs and now I’m stuck with you and I look like a raccoon oh god. (bonus: you’re wearing a sparkly leotard and tights)” ‘nuff said. 

“my tongue got stuck to the side of your house/apartment as I was heading to work and you kept trying out urban legendary methods to unstick me, please have mercy” I don’t think that’s how this works. 

“I bought the last pastry we both like from Starbucks and you, a stranger, walked up to me and started eating it right as I put it in my mouth, kinky little shit that you are” hi yeah um what? 

“we were childhood friends and I didn’t know you were coming over this early so you found me shut away in my room wearing Captain America undies aggressively mock-twerking to dubstep” best one yet tbfh

and finally, one of my personal favorites: 

“you’re the only guy in our ballet class and I can’t stop laughing but then you pick me up and throw me in the air, long story short I’m in the hospital and it’s yOUR FAULT”

this has been a wild ride from start to finish

[dragonquill]

Train Boys: Which Member of Your OTP

Hey there!

@linane-art and I did a full set of one of those “Which Member of Your OTP” memes for the boys we lovingly call the Train Boys from the 30 Kisses.  It was loads of fun to do together <3

Which Member of Your OTP

Spends so much time in the bathroom, they make themselves late Neither of them is particularly vain, but Kili is more likely to fuss around with which one of his nerdy t-shirts goes best with his pants and shirt. He strongly believes that ‘dress code’ is more of a guideline than an actual rule and since he’s really good at what he does, he gets away with murder. Fili will pick any tee (including some of Kili’s), but loses time on beard-grooming. He also very much appreciates it if Kili helps him with his hair, because it takes him twice as long on his own.

Picks the movie when they Netflix and Chill There is a rotating plan for this, because hey, no one gets to choose ALL the time.  They do tend to have similar taste in films, so it’s not a great drama.  Besides, if one isn’t interested, that is an excellent time to nap with your head in the other’s lap, getting petted.

Makes the coffee in the morning

They love each other. They will both make the other coffee, if they’re the first ones up. Since Kili is the one more likely to stay up late not-working/playing/on social media, Fili probably has a higher chance of coffee-making duties (though not by choice).

Surprises the other with breakfast in bed Fili makes simple breakfasts, but he loves a sleepy Kili smiling at him while a tray of toast, eggs, sausage, and grilled tomatoes are placed in front of him.  <3  Kili with his hair a mess, being happy, wanting cuddles is a fave Kili of his.

Plans date night

Fili will die before he admits it, but he’s a huge romantic at heart. He likes grand romantic gestures, but those are usually in line with who he is, so it’s unlikely to be a fancy dinner at a restaurant and much more likely a home-cooked meal on the balcony which he’d decorated with candles and fairy lights. Or a stunning view deep in the mountains and off the beaten track, which he shows Kili. Things that would be *special* uniquely to them.

Can’t stand the other’s siblings N/A they are both only children, unless you count Fili’s sister-who-is-a-dog and everyone loves her

Acts like a baby when they’re sick

Kili is 10x more dramatic when sick than Fili. Fili is 10x more grumpy when sick than Kili. Fili is *fine*. He’s taken his meds. He can go to -. Okay, he’ll sit here and grumpily shoot zombies from the sofa, having picked one of Kili’s unfinished games (Screwing his perfect scores). Sick Kili will move in onto the sofa without complaint, and then probably try to work from it. But he will also probably fall asleep there within minutes, so Fili has learned to leave him to it. Once woken, he will need meds, food, copious cuddles (in that order). Repeat that for a few days and Kili is as good as new.  

Spends WAY too much time in the snack aisle while grocery shopping Fili dedicates his time in the aisle to reading the nutritional info on Each Item, trying to make Adult Decisions, while Kili is wiggling and saying, “JUST GET THE GOOD STUFF” and grabs peanut butter cups in three variations to toss on top of all the healthy stuff in their basket.  Fili has diet rules he at least TRIES to obey.  Kili has fun food in moderation don’t overthink it rules.

Takes in the stray cat

Kili is more likely to, but I bet in the end it would be Fili, actually, randomly rocking up with an injured animal. Kili of course goes into a full mamma-bear mode over this. However, Fili is also the more responsible one, so it’s likely that having nursed the cat back to health, he’d be the one to find a new home for it, since they move a lot between the city and the mountains.

Busts out the dance moves when drunk In Kili’s soul, he fancies himself an 80s dance funk breakdancing master, which thankfully comes out only when he is drunk.  Also hugely amusing and related: drunk Twister with Kili.

Drives 600 miles to see the other

Either. Technically Fili travels to the city for work in the summer, thus travelling to his Kili. However, during the winter, as much as possible, Kili talks his bosses into being allowed to do his hours remotely, so he can come up into the mountains with his Fili and stay there for weeks and months. This does unfortunately have a drawback: if there’s an emergency at the office, Kili sometimes gets recalled, and that’s how he ends up doing 600 miles inside 12 hours there and back. Such Kili is a Kili on a mission - he has been known to talk someone through a complex coding query over the phone on the train and make it back inside 4 hrs, without getting anywhere near the city.

Secretly loves nose/forehead kisses Kili does not REMOTELY secretly love giving nosie kisses to Fili, who has the best and most kissable nosie of all time.  And every time he kisses it, the nosie wrinkles, and reaches a state of complete perfection.  

Keeps a diary/blog

Kili has a games reviews blog and is a moderator on several coding-related forums. Some of Fili’s favourite pastimes involve distracting Kili from his duties and getting off together instead (though he doesn’t really mind Kili’s ‘nerdy’ hobbies).

Always waits for the other to fall asleep first Kili’s job is such that he often makes his own hours, which means that he lacks a proper sleep schedule and spends way too much time up in the middle of the night coordinating raids of World of Warcraft.  Fili, on the other hand, has a normal work schedule in the summer and then endless work days in the winter, meaning sleeping at night is a lovely luxury.  So Kili naturally gets to watch Fili go into sleep mode.  <3

Leaves the toilet seat up/the light on

Kili probably more than Fili, since he’s been living on his own for a while before he met the love of his life. By contrast, Fili grew up in a lodge, where a) electricity bills matter and b) you never know just where the guests might wander into.

Is too clumsy for their own good Neither of them is particularly clumsy, though Kili on top of skis (at first at least, until Fili teaches him) is an amusing sight. Though once he’s okay skiing on his own, Fili does worry about him: he’s one of those people who forever randomly lifts a leg when he’s not supposed to or doesn’t look where he’s going, but somehow usually ends up perfectly okay, with only an occasional loss of dignity.

Always gets sunburn while the other gets tan

Poor Fili is just naturally paler. Luckily, he’s also very sun-aware and knows his SPFs well. However, once he’s through the initial lobster phase, he is capable of tanning just fine, especially if he’s spending lots of time outdoors, being active. Kili just… 10 minutes and not only is he nice and brown, he’s also extra hot because it. Fili secretly hates him a little for it.

Gets cranky when they’re tired Fili.  Fili is so cranky when tired.  The dimples disappear, the nose unscrunchies, the smile turns down.  It is a very sad way for a Fili to be.  Also, he loses his cuddle mojo.  Kili tries to prevent this as much as possible.

Makes the other late for work because 5 minutes of cuddles is NEEDED

Kili is the shameless cuddler, Fili *has patients to see*!! Still, it’s hard to resist Kili’s logic, especially when it’s reinforced by those huge, sleepy eyes and general adorable messiness of his person. Kili will also have Reasons, Important Reasons, such as ‘he didn’t get sufficient cuddles before’ and won’t get any more for *hours* yet, by which point he might *die* out of lack of affection’.

Gets terrible road rage Kili, as a city boy, has done relatively little driving, so when a car is going to be toodling around it’s likely to be Fili behind the wheel.  While Fili doesn’t suffer from road rage, per se, he DOES take part in “firm road lecture,” meaning he firmly explains his displeasure with the driving of others.  This is stated firmly, clearly, and occasionally with creative metaphors to make his point.  Often, Kili’s safety is brought into this lecture, which is rather sweet.

Says “lol” at the end of every text

Kili. It drives Fili a little bit up the wall.

Texts with emojis Kili knows how to text with “proper” textspeak and emojis, as he is a computer and tech nerd and in the industry.  Fili uses full sentences with proper punctuation, but he is fond of the occasional use of the kiss while winking emoji.  Other than that, Fili’s texts are roughly equivalent to a novel in progress.

Talks dirty…

Kili tries harder, Fili is better at it. But ultimately if someone bursts into giggles while some hands are in some pants, that is no great disaster. They have learned to use it to their advantage and go with the flow.

Is more self-conscious

Hmmmm. Neither of them is overly self-conscious, but both are capable of having little moments of it. It feels like they have always been close and in love, so they don’t know how to be awkward around each other. Outside of home, Kili can be a bit self-conscious when meeting new people, Fili’s parents for example, as he’s been told he can come across rather strongly. Fili is sometimes self-conscious in another way, trying to carefully balance the Present and the Past, so he doesn’t lose who he is.

Picks all of the good stuff out of the Chex Mix

Kili is of the philosophy that ALL the stuff in the Chex Mix is the good stuff, especially when using his family’s established recipe, which involves Worcestershire sauce, Chex, roasted pecans, etc.  Fili, however, believes that roasted pecans are a food of the gods, and will selfishly pick them all out before the stuff even has a chance to cool properly.  Tsk.  To this end, Kili often just makes a tray of roasted pecans with the same mix just for Fili.

Starts the snowball fight

Fili, the little shit. And he’s had years of practice in advance, so while Kili will roar and spring into defence and retaliation, ultimately it’s likely to end up with a very soggy and cold Kili, who will complain about it, loudly, and will only be appeased once presented with a hot chocolate and some suitably contrite kisses.

Is actually scared of deep water

Neither of them is scared, but having grown up in the city, Kili is the weaker swimmer.

Takes UNO wayyy too seriously LISTEN UNO IS A SERIOUS COMPETITION OF BRAINS AND LUCK AND KILI WILL TAKE YOU DOWN, DUDE!  He is NOT playing this is not a GAME!  THIS IS LIFE.  

Steals the umbrella so the other gets SOAKED

Neither. Why steal an umbrella, when you can share one, huddle nice and close and wrap an arm or two around your loved one? Strolling under a single brolli is indisputably a romantic activity, which should be cultivated as much as possible.

Writes the other’s name in the sand at the beach Kili.  And he does this in his best calligraphy, which Fili didn’t even know was a THING until that very moment.

Apologizes first

Kili. *Can’t stand* the cross of hurt looks. His anger is more explosive (to Fili’s more cool and calculated anger), but it also burns itself out faster. He will be incredibly miserable when apologizing, he just wants the love back and cuddles. That’s the general trend, but there are also times when Fili is the one to reach out first, especially if Kili believes himself to be in the right and digs his heels in, because that could go on for *hours*.

Gives the other “the look” when they crossed the line

Kili doesn’t necessary believe in a line, though his naturally good hearted personality keeps him from wanting to hurt anyone. Fili, having working with customers from birth, DOES know about the line, and does have a Look when it’s necessary to calm Kili down - but generally, he trusts Kili to police himself.

Remembers that thing that happened 2 years, 7 months, and 24 days ago and WILL hold it against you

Either. They were brothers, it’s been their job. Though Fili is more likely to, since Kili’s sunny personality finds it easier to let go. (Not that Fili’s personality isn’t sunny, but he’s more contemplative).

Tries to teach the other sports Fili.  Fili loves winter sports, and he tries to teach Kili everything!  Kili, however, loves being warm, and isn’t as naturally graceful, poor lamb.  He does get good at snowboarding.  Fili spent some time in his teens as a competitive cross country skier.

Would make the best, most invested parent ever

Kili would be the doting parent, Fili would be the parent to ensure that their offspring survived beyond like… infancy. They’d make great dads all in all.

Could probably nap for 7 days straight

Most people would immediately answer Kili, in large part because of his job making his own hours, but Fili works hard in the winter at the lodge, teaching lessons, doing guided trips, hiking groups, etc, etc.  When the season ends, he will put aside an entire week for sleep and recovery.

Rage quits during video games

Ahahahaha, Kili. Lots of swearing from the sofa (he’s learned not to throw his controls around, those things are EXPENSIVE!) and then he’ll go away and proper, full-on sulk. See if he’ll pick that stupid game ever again. Fili, love me. Fili, what are you up to? Fiiiiiiiliiiii~ But Kili will also totally pick it up again and persevere EVEN IF IT KILLS HIM!!! Fili, on the other hand, just quits. He just gets bored and goes to find his Kili to get him through the bit that’s giving him trouble. Occasionally this turns into a proper project too, with Kili tutoring him on his gaming techniques. Funfact: Fili is also one of those people who tilt this way or that with his controller, as if it could make the character tilt or move as well. Kili finds it endlessly endearing.

Drives 20 minutes for those AMAZING chocolate chip cookies at that truck stop

Kili knows all the best places in the city to get confections, and he WILL take a walk or multiple buses as necessary.  He can drive but rarely does due to living in a city with excellent public transport links.

Holds the biggest grudges

Neither holds grudges, but see point 33. Kili *can* sometimes hold sort of grudges against inanimate objects, in the sense that he won’t trust them ever again, for example he once had a hair dryer almost catch fire in his hands and he’s never touched one since (his ends are in excellent shape!).

Writes the other a To-Do list

Kili believes that Fili knows how to Do Everything, and to that end will make Fili a lovely list instead of actually doing it himself.  :D  This is especially true when it comes to fixing things or building something.  Could Kili do it himself?  Sure.  But Fili can do it better and faster while Kili offers emotional support and cheerleading!

Is the big spoon when cuddling

Whoever failed to secure the little spoon position first. It’s an ongoing thing. But mostly, if it involves the love of their life, held close, among soft and comfortable things, which may or may not lead to something more (or sleep, because we are grown ups and we work too much), then it’s an excellent thing all round. :)

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Yes I’m feeling better now queen :) thanks for the well wishes!! I also realise that with the amount of ‘!’ That I use makes me sound like an old lady but I’ll never stop...I need it to convey tone and message. Sometimes I hate socialising but people are also cool??? A deathly debate

I’m a firm believer that you can kill anyone with anything If you try hard enough. When I was little (maybe like 7?) I hit my auntie with a spoon and I cute her hand :,)

What does magnesium even tho?? A quick google search would answer my inquiry, but I’m a lazy asshole, so I won’t.

OKAY I WONT NO WORRIES. I hate when self help book authors sound entitled bc it’s like they’re looking down on the readers. Like “haha I can help myself but u suck, buy my book”

The “I have anxiety, Richard” sent me oml

We are in this weird limbo of nothingness. We are the two things combined but we’re also not. We are the perfect vessel for chaos and depression. And military scouting in the US ig

I SWEAR PLS WATCH THE PERFORMANCE I BEG YOU ITS SO GOOD. Imma send a link

Also, I gotta tell you even if u don’t know much marvel but my friend and I were doing a google slides to see which Kpop idols would be each avenger and I FOUND AND EDIT OF CHAN AS CAPTAIN AMERICA (the guy who was slow dancing in the video I sent a WHILE ago) and I DIED BC CAPTAIN AMERICA IS MY FAVE SUPERHEROE (along with black widow bc I’m gay)

Oh also, speaking abt gay, I came out to my parents today :D now I have freckles underneath my eyes bc of crying

Also, tell me abt NCT (whichever unit is your fave) for the K-POP group tag ask!!!

I am glad you are feeling queen !! Also you are talking to a person that overuses "!" AND even puts a space in front of them so <3 its all good <3

you sound intimidating but i am also in love w you. killing someone w a spoon ?? an amazing idea. people are really cool and interesting but some of them just get on my nerves to the point where i would absolutely smash someone w a spoon

i have no idea what magnesium does but supposedly its good for you ?? 😩😩 im too lazy to google.

EXACTLY THATS THE REASON WHY I HATE SELF HELP BOOKS LIKE ?? YOU AINT MY THERAPIST. SHUT UP.

I THINK I ALREADY SAW IT ?? IF IM NOT WRONG ???? IF ITS THE SAME ONE IM THINKING ABT THEN IT WAS SO GOOOOD OMG WIG FLEW BUT I'LL CHECK JUST IN CASE

Marvel sounds so fun but i am bad at movies😔

oh i am so proud of you for coming out !! did it go well ?? tell me abt it if u want :( happy pride month baby

AND NOW FOR THE KPOP GROUP THING i am choosing dream bc they are my ults

my first bias: mark. i was simping for him even back im august when i knew shit about nct so,,, your current bias and why: huang renjun bc he is just-- idk he seems safe. friend shaped. i see myself in him a little too much sometimes. for some reason my heart is just so full of him. favorite song: dear dream is v special to me but atm i really love hot sauce tbh. favorite mv: ridin' !! i love the concept. or rainbow if track videos count bc its aesthetic and pretty. OTP: nomin/renhyuck/rensung 🥺 member you think has the best smile: jisung 🥺 or jeno 🥺🥺 OR CHENLE. all of their smiles are so precious. favorite choreo: DIVE INTO YOU DJDKDK ITS SO FUN. favorite era: hot sauce duh. do you own any merchandise: no but im buing the hot sauce album soon 😎 have you seen them live: no:( favorite voice/singer: hyucks voice is just ✨✨✨✨ but also renjun ??? chenle ??? vocal kings. favorite dancer: mark is underappreciated as a dancer. but also jisung and jaemin >>>>>

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