#otp: mj and her boys
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Colorful Fic Titles Masterlist 2
part one
A Red, White, and Blue Christmas (ao3) - TriplePirouette peggy/steve T, 56k
Summary: White Christmas AU. Peggy is pulled from Project Rebirth, setting off a chain of events that leaves Steve and Bucky unharmed at the end of the War, but never having met her. Until, that is, their paths cross as professional performers. Steggy Secret Santa gift for Roboticonography
Black and Blue (ao3) - concupiscence66 sam/bucky M, 86k
Summary: Sam and Bucky are a couple of guys. A couple of guys who have been battered and bruised down to their souls, and who are in need of some serious rest and relaxation. Bucky would be happy to crawl back into his isolation, but Sam coaxes him into another visit to Delcroix. With no impending doom hanging over their heads, Sam and Bucky have a chance to really get to know one another and see if the spark between them might turn into something more.
Blue Eyes To Hell (ao3) - SmutConnoisseur steve/bucky E, 74k
Summary:Â Bucky lives a humdrum life in the suburbs and can't wait to see what lies beyond white picket fences and routine. But, unfortunately, his world will soon turn upside down when he meets a young man named Steve Rogers, a goody-two-shoes with the eyes of an angel but a mouth made to sin.
Blush Pink (ao3) - voluptuous_panic steve/bucky E, 3k
Summary:Â Bashful has always been Steveâs best look.
Feeling Blue (ao3) - Runarelle loki/tony T, 2k
Summary: Tony knew that Loki was pretty picky about a lot of things, but the fact that Loki seemed to loath the colour blue hit him as strange.
Green (ao3) - belby mj/peter G, 5k
Summary: He leaves the news channel on long enough for her to comment, "Must be fun, swinging from buildings like that. Well, either fun or completely terrifying."
"Yeah," Peter says. And then, because he's an idiot, adds, "He's cool."
Michelle shifts, kicks her feet up onto the coffee table. "Hm. I'm more into The Winter Soldier type. Dark, mysterious, dangerous. That's cool"
Peter is about to reply through a steadily deepening frown - The Winter Soldier??? Cooler than Spider-Man??? Really??? - but when Michelle had shifted on the couch, she had somehow ended up with her shoulder bumping his, their arms almost pressed together, and for some reason the warmth of her body so close is really distracting. So he doesn't say anything.
(Peter is a dumb teenage boy who just wants Michelle to think he's cool).
Green Curry (ao3) - FestiveFerret steve/tony T, 4k
Summary:Â Steve, who was the nicest most generous person in the galaxy and would give you the overly tight shirt off his back - and had done so more than once for Bruce, after a surprise Hulking - got weird about one thing: food.
Green Laurel (ao3) - VR_Trakowski pepper/tony T, 89k
Summary: It will not be long, loveâŠ
i want that red velvet (i want that sugar sweet) (ao3) - chalantness steve/natasha E, 5k
Summary: "I'm here for your birthday, of course."
Lilac Perfume (ao3) - redbrunja clint/kate T, 1k
Summary: "You don't mind me telling you this stuff, right?" Kate asked.
Why would he mind hearing about the handsome, age-appropriate boys she was dating? Not a reason in the world.
Red Black and Blue (ao3) - Jodygoroar steve/natasha E, 15k
Summary: Set beginning at the end of Captain America The Winter Soldier. Totally should be complete canon. This is my OTP for sure.
Steve finally gets up the courage to ask Natasha out on a date, it goes very well, despite completely missing dinner. Over the next few weeks their relationship progresses and they finally admit their feelings for each other to themselves. Things get hot and heavy in the first chapter and remain that way most of the way through this piece.
Red Satellite (ao3) - Pandagirl23 bucky/tony E, 78k
Summary: An Intermission Story:
A mission to Mars gone awry. One crew member returns to Earth in an escape pod, he is questioned about what happened on board. What happened to him? What has happened on that Space Station?
Red, White & BOOM!! (ao3) - EpicKiya722 sam/bucky T, 4k
Summary: The Fourth of July. Everyone is aware that that's America's "birthday". It's also ironically and unironically Captain America/Steve's birthday. His friends care, HYDRA doesn't and hopefully he'll see the next Fourth of July without being annihilated by fireworks.
sweet silver bells all seem to say, "throw cares away" (ao3) - weatheredlaw clint/kate T, 2k
Summary: The entire time, Clint grins at Kate from his spot by her elbow like an idiot, watching her flush with bizarre happiness at her team's poor communication skills and complete lack of cohesiveness.
If she had to admit anything at all, she'd tell him it's the first time they've all been this happy together in ages.
And if his hand on her knee is any indication, she thinks he understands anyway.
The Silver Answer (ao3) - enemyofrome steve/bucky T, 22k
Summary: On May 7, 2013, the sixty-eighth anniversary of Steve Rogersâs death, the war record of the 23rd Headquarters Special Troops was declassified. Overnight, their work in World War II became public knowledge: a âGhost Armyâ that deceived and terrorised Axis forces with phantom troops, decoy inflatables, spoofed radio signals, professionally recorded sound effectsâand the myth of Captain America himself.Â
Steve Rogers never got the serum. He doesn't have superhuman abilities. What he has is a paintbrush, some stage props, a stomach full of spite, and a Bucky Barnes.
It's enough.
Upon a Hill, Across a Blue Lake (ao3) - I_Mushi bucky/darcy/steve M, 12k
Summary:Â Fluffy ABO - Darcy has a few run-ins with the police and a couple Alpha Avengers show up to help. She /really/ should have specified to Jane not to send her crushes when she called for help. Steve/Darcy/Bucky Alpha!Steve, Alpha!Bucky, Omega!Darcy
White Collar (ao3) - RovakPotter82 steve/natasha E, 8k
Summary: After being shot while on the job, FBI agent Natasha Romanoff goes on a much needed vacation to a villa in Tuscany and unknowingly falls in love with the art thief she had been chasing for years. They fall in love with each other and things get complicated when his real identity is revealed and the leader of an old Nazi art organization wants him dead.
Yellow Card (ao3) - superstringtheory steve/bucky M, 3k
Summary:Â Bucky enters the annual Nathan's Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest on Coney Island in New York. He's very determined to win. Happy birthday indeed, Steve.
Yellow Journalists & Rose Gold Hearts (ao3) - heyjupiter bruce/tony G, 3k
Summary: When the Daily Bugle slanders Spider-Man, Peter Parker's loved ones show support in their own ways.
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1, 6, 10, 11!
1. OTP(s) for your muse?
this is not a shock or a secret if you've been on my blog for longer than 0.025 seconds, but peter and mj are my holy grail OTP â€ïž she holds such a singular position in his life in every universe, serving as peter's strongest and most long lasting connection to himself even when the suit threatens to consume him - she's his WIFE for god's sake, the mother of his (incredible) children. she's STRONG in ways he can't be and i think her unwavering support of and belief in him is a big reason he can do what he does. and peter himself brings out such a SOFTER, sweeter side to wild!mj that no one else can. she actually lets herself lean on him, NEED him when she ordinarily would keep all that ick locked up tight within herself.
they really just make each other better in every way and i'll never shut up about it.
6. Do you have an OT3 for your muse? Are you open to polyshipping?
so within the world of spider-man? no, i actually DON'T support OT3s or polyships for mj because (hot take incoming) i feel like they're primarily written just for the spice content and that really CHEAPENS the overall relationship for me. not to mention that mj is a ... lets say demanding partner in terms of time and energy investment and i don't think there is a canon spider-man character who could slot into a polyship with her and peter (for example) that she would be comfortable making space for.
however, in my crossover ships? it's something i'd be open to! it's all really reliant on the power dynamics between the three of them, so it would have to be a stars align situation. but it's something i'd be willing to explore with the right partners!
10. A ship in your fandom you love (that does not include your muse)?
ngl i am actually a big fan of gwen and miles in the spiderverse movies. i really wasn't sure about it at first, but it's grown on me over time. i just wish it got more love in the RPC!
11. A ship in your fandom that you dislike (that does not include your muse)?
OH BOY you're really out here trying to get me cancelled huh ?
peter and felicia. no i won't explain why, i like my life LOL.
Âș ⧠ămun related shipping questions with @ltbrdshw (and @fyrewalks) !
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Oh absolutely!
I think there's a reluctance to change the characters' gender and sexuality because SM it's 60 years old and feels untouchable, but it would make for a good, fresh coat of paint.
When the show Hannibal came out in 2013, Alan Bloom became Alana Bloom, Fred Lounds became Freddie Lounds, and a few characters had their sexuality changed. It makes for a visionary adaptation that very much holds up today.
I don't know, Harry being in a stereotypical nonqueer relationship with a girl and being father rings completely hollow to me. I guess it's part of the point (I haven't read comics where such a situation happens yet), but still.
However, I think everyone (publishers, most writers, the audience) expects Peter to be with MJ. I think part of it is that the various adaptations cemented it as the universe's OTP. Peter getting with Gwen and Harry not being mentioned in TASM very much came from the studio trying to make a new franchise adaptation so soon after the last. And of course, MJ was set to eventually replace Gwen even though her integration didn't make much sense (thankfully the movie discarded her scenes).
And when MJ, whether she's played by Kirsten Dunst or Zendaya, acts nothing like the MJ from the comics, I feel like Harry should be just as likely to be a love interest.
MCU!Peter acts nothing like 616!Peterâhe completely lacks the angst (it thankfully reared its head in the two sequels).
So what I'm saying is that SM is a mythos that gets retold again and again, and making Harry kiss dudes (or even *gasp* his best friend!) is in no way a treason of the original story, far from it. It's a logical path to take. If one character can be 100% different from their comics counterpart aside from their name, Harry can crush on Peter.
And talking about Peter, him being bi wouldn't be out of the left field. Aside from his very close relationships with some male characters, he's an ideal. Just look at how he's drawn by Romita Sr.
He's very handsome. He's idealistic. He does have flaws, but contrary to Harry, he's a man who's confident in his masculinity. He's who boys are supposed to aim to beâdriven, handsome, brilliant, and dutiful. He also has flaws naturally, but he's an example.
Peter is desirable. He's the perfect man. He's not, but he is. Making him bisexual just makes him more desirable, because then everyone can say "If only I could be with him."
TL;DR Harry as gay or bisexual is a no-brainer, Peter as bisexual also fits the character.
(But I don't think Insomniac will have the balls/the authorization to do that, even though we all know Peter and Harry fumbled around a few times.)
I think if they don't use Harry to threaten Peter and MJ's relationship, they might actually make him gay in a blink-and-you-miss-it, easter egg sort of way. You could still have Norman's shame over Harry not being ~a real man~, especially if he's obsessed with having an heir.
However, if they do make Harry gay, they probably won't kill him for fear of being accused of burying their gays (...). Because I wouldn't be surprised if Harry's storyline as "i'm deadly sick but the symbiote will me heal me up" ended up with Harry dying, whether he's sacrificing himself or he can't survive without the symbiote (I don't believe they'll keep it).
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âHe didnât leave anything behind.â
âJust us.â
- S06E04, Teen Wolf
For @seek--rest đ
#HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEEK thank you for the excuse to combine my two loves#been screaming about this comparison since I watched the movie and now I finally did something about it#this is my first thing okay BE NICE I AM BABY#spiderman#peter parker#ned leeds#may parker#michelle jones watson#michelle jones#marvel#canât believe I get to make this tag but#my art#pparker#mjones#nleeds#mparker#otp: do you lay eggs#otp: i'm not obsessed with him#otp: mj and her boys
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After watching the first episode of F4 Thailand, I wanted to see if it was darker than the Japanese version and surprisingly, theyâre pretty much the same and Matsujunâs Domyouji is just as psychotic, dangerous, and tightly wound.
Disproportionately violent overreaction to an accident?
Check. Heâs seriously so tightly wound, anything can set him off.  Also, Iâd recognize that trademark Matsujun hip pop anywhere lol.
Menacing aura that makes you believe he can snap any second with crazy eyes?
Yep, check.  MJ is seriously so good in this role!  Heâs definitely physically the smallest out of all the actors who have played Domyouji/Dao Ming Si but omg he sure is intimidating when he wants to be.  Quite a feat for a skinny Johnnyâs boy who prior to this role was mostly known for being a pretty boybander who is 5âČ9âł at best.
The way he reacts to her is more like a caged animal eyeing and circling its prey than a human.
Warning - lots more caps after the cut
Gleefully drowning your fellow student lackeys for failing to bully Makino into quitting school?
(Bahaha, black toenail polish? Â Never change with your flamboyant ways, MJ)
Mm-hm.  Oh and look, he tries to drown not just one, but three students.
Cold and uncaring mother?
You know it.
This is just here because I thought he looked good even with that atrocious shirt.
Walk, walk, fashion baby. Over 16 years later and I still love MJâs ridiculous runway strut that any fan can easily recognize from a mile away.
Ok, but I donât remember MJ looking this good in HYD?! And I was OBSESSED with him back then. I still feel like Chen Xingxu has similar vibes and even looks like him at some angles. Maybe itâs the thick dark eyebrows, lip area, and pale skin. Anyway, if China ever wanted to do a proper remake of Meteor Garden, I volunteer Chen Xingxu as Dao Ming Si. They can age them up to college age like the original Meteor Garden if they have to.
But back to more violent Domyouji.
Yeah, definitely a normal and healthy reaction to a simple question.
Are you even Domyouji if your fashion sense wasnât expensive trash?
He could seriously bore holes into her head with how intensely heâs staring at her.
Yeah buddy, probably shouldnât be saying that kind of stuff to your future otp.
Ugh, this punch is still so satisfying to watch after so many years. I love Inoue Mao as Makino Tsukushi.
Iâm pretty sure those are heart eyes on his face.
Domyouji: Is this love?
Anyway, in conclusion, I think Iâm going to re-watch HYD while waiting for new episodes of F4 Thailand.
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@mormonbatmanloverâ
For the character asks, how about Dipper and/or Spider-Man?
Dipper:
1. favorite thing about them
He reminds me so much of my youngest brother itâs insane. Very nerdy, cares about his image as the smart kid, close with his sister, loves space and cryptids, plays sousaphone...Â
2. least favorite thing about them:
The way he automatically dismisses anything girly isnât great, but itâs typical of 12 year old boys so what are you gonna do?
3. favorite line
There are a lot, but I just love his delivery in Dipper VS Manliness. âYou must thrust your hand into the pain hole!â âThe WHA?â
4. brOTP
Soos, of course
5. OTP
I honestly donât usually care about shipping. I like Dipcifica and Wendip about equally. I guess Dipcifica edges out a little because it kinda reminds me of my parents sometimes, IE man who doesnât care about his appearance at ALL with a woman who cares about appearances maybe a little too much because of her own parents.
6. nOTP
People who ship Mabel and Dipper, youâre free to like what you like blablabla but maybe consider seeking professional counseling? This is not healthy.Â
7. random headcanon
He plays minecraft. (Just another thing that would make him just like my youngest brother)
8. unpopular opinion
I think Dipper should do an apprenticeship with Ford once heâs a senior in high school or older
9. song i associate with them
I donât think I have one, the Gravity Falls theme song I guess?
favorite picture of them
Brass players UNITE!
Spiderman (You didnât specify which one so Iâm going to assume you mean Peter Parker?)
1. favorite thing about them
Heâs a goof, but heâs still a fairly serious and grounded superhero
2. least favorite thing about them
They really donât seem interested in letting him age or have a family in the comics which is meh.
3. favorite line:Â
From Into the Spiderverse: âStep Three: I reexamine my personal biases.â
4. brOTP
Even though itâs more of a substitute parental role, I love Peter B. Parker and Milesâ relationship in Spiderverse.
5. OTP
MCU Peter and MJ are my favorite.
6. nOTP
Iâm not familiar enough with the fandom to know what the nOTPs are but honestly any pairing putting him with anyone in his rogues gallery is a no from me. (Yes that includes Black Cat, donât care for her)
7. random headcanon
His spidey powers also made him ambidextrous.Â
8. unpopular opinion
The third Sam Raimi Spiderman film is actually really good if you just look at it as a comedy, itâs so much fun.
9. song i associate with them: St. Elmoâs Fire thanks to Spiderverse.
favorite picture of them
Itâs a classic.
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(probably going to get alot of him) Snatcher?
>:) doesnât matter thanks for the opportunity >:)
Least favorite thing abt them: idk?? I donât rly think thereâs a lot I dislike abt him in canon?? Wait no I just remembered Iâm bad at video games and canât get past his gay rights form in Breaching the Contract die die die stop making my switch lite lag.
brOTP: conductor, grooves, and MJ >:)!!
OTP: none lol
nOTP: him and Vanessa.
Random headcanon: not original but he played violin while Vanessa played the piano. They used to practice songs with both instruments a lot together.
Unpopular opinion: donât have one I think??
Song I associate them with: aaaa canât think of one right now Iâm sorry
Favorite picture of them:
(I know thatâs the prince but thatâs still Him to me sshhshhs donât worry. Second place is him with the violin)
Saved this for lastâŠ
Favorite thing abt them:
(mentions of trauma/abuse sorry)
I uhhh talked abt this before in tags somewhere,, but I like how heâs angry!!! He understands what he was put through and got mad and now heâs big and scary and lives in the woods which is partially on fire good for himâ€ïž. I hope he burns everything! I hope he burns and burns and burns until finally realizes how exhausted and lonely he is. There are SO MANY THOUGHTS I have abt him and Vanessa and also just Vanessa by herself. How long was Vanessa Like That exactly. Bc if he grew up with her gradually getting worse OH BOY does walking on eggshells around ppl like that mentally and emotionally beat you to a pulp. It changes the person you become. You lose part of yourself in becoming someone that person wonât get upset with. As messed up as it sounds I wonder if he felt a sense of relief when he died? A feeling of freedom before trapping himself in self loathing lol. I suck at comics but OH GOD do I wanna draw this out somehow or discuss this with someone he is so insanely full of problems
#abuse#trauma#I bet it gets annoying seeing those tags associated with snatcher so much but itâs a big part of what made him the way he is in the gameâŠ#not gonna put these in da main tags#yea.. and I then I self project a little here⊠self project a little thereâŠâŠâŠ#I usually try to keep topics light on here.#but when going deeper into snatchers character#itâs a little hard to avoid sorry#Vanessa on the other hand is a Whole Entire Thing
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would you want felicia or gwen to come in the mcu? bc peter and mj are already together so wouldnât they have to break up for gwens storyline to happen or felicias?
Soooo I may have started the tag "MJ is MJ" but I've always considered Michelle to be an amalgamation of Peter's top lady love interests (MJ/Gwen/Felicia), making her his Perfect OTP đ So even if they have to break-up/make up, Spideychelle is endgame for me because Michelle has it all:
Gwen: Michelle's also a smart and accomplished STEM student, could be Peter's academic rival (except she's his captain in the MCU yeah boiiii), also Very Annoyed about having a crush on him bc he keeps ignoring her--until she becomes his first love đ
Mary Jane: Michelle has also known Peter since highschool, figured out that he's Spider-Man on her own but kept his secret, resourceful and cool-headed in an emergency, ride-or-die and will tell you what she's thinking whether you're ready or not, all the boys still want MJ (see Brad Davis; see "Fuck You to racists who can't see how a black MJ would still be desirable don't you have eyes???")
Felicia: Michelle would def sabotage/steal from the rich and powerful without hesitation, and I can see her becoming more Felicia-like as she gets older and figures out how to weaponize her looks and appeal to get what she wants (see every BlackCat!MJ fic from this amazing fandom)
(This didn't really answer the ask and became a love letter to MCU MJ, oops!!! Not sorry!!!)
#spideychelle#petermj#mj is mj#blackcat!MJ#machi q&a#purely indulgent headcanons here!!#no discourse sorrryyy bc I dont actually care about the MCU or keeping up with rumors over Disney's properties#just here for a good time đ€#petermjane
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Vanessa pls!
First one n it's my fav dnjdsjfd
Favorite thing about her:
I have so many things I like about her jdssdnds
I simply love evil scary lady dfjskkfnds
I love her design [both living n as a ghost] (You literally cannot tell her magic is ice looking at both designs and I love that very much)
I love her level, best one in the game even it scares the hell out of me dfkjdnffd
I love the mysterious lore behind her character, gives more for a lot interpretations
Least Favorite Thing about her:
That said, She is still an evil character that did bad stuff, I can't say I like that part of her even it's a big one,
She's an evil character and I'm allowed to like evil characters but not fully endorse or promote what she has done irl,
Which is why I like to piece together why she did what she did in aus n junk. I am under the belief people are not born evil but molded that way,
Unless you get the character right, I do not like just being told they did it just because they were evil
Favorite Line:
"The Garden looks beautiful tonight, We can see it together!"
Like yes ma'am pls take me on a date jfddfskfd
No joke, I took this one line and ran with the hc she like gardening n flowers dndfdfjdf
BrOTP:
Hmmm...I can say I do like some situations when she n prince are bbfs rather than lovers [have an au where they didn't love each other n only got engaged to get Vanessa's mom off her back]
Maybe her n Shapeshifter were buds
OTP:
Prince/Snatcher X Vanessa
[original I know]
Moonjumper X Vanessa
[Of course when MJ n Prince are separate people (glancing at that one friend who has an au mj I ship my au vanessa w, You know who you are cnsjcsd)]
Florist X Vanessa
[Bc Gay of course uwu {I also ship prince/florist/vanessa ot3]
Thor X Vanessa
[haven't actually talked about this one even on Discord but I like the queen lady with nice beef himbo uwu]
nOTP:
Mafia Boss X Vanessa
Haven't seen it around but it has been shipped before and can't say I'm a fan really
Random Headcanon:
I have so many
So my most common one is
Vanessa's Mother was just like her, abusive and possessive of her husband to the point of harming her daughter, It was to the point where Vanessa thought it was normal, love was like that
She loved the prince but her mother pushed the thoughts of infidelity on to her because she wanted them to break up as she disproved of the relationship
Which led her to accidentally killing her mother
Unpopular opinion:
Oh boy-
I can't believe I have to say this but
Please??? Do not make Call Outs, anon ask, Attacks against people like this character
I have gotten passive aggressive anons telling me that my art sucks and I'm unpopular because I draw Vanessa all the time
Giving me the 'helpful advice' of Asking me to draw more Snatcher and Prince because that'll make me a popular artist
Please just chill [no pun intended], This is an adorable platformer with interesting characters and funny writing, It's not that Deep
She did horrible stuff, and it's fine if you dislike her, but please do not harass irl people for just liking and making content of this character please
Song I associate with them:
So many I could make a playlist njdds
[TW: Red songs have gore in lyrics, be careful peeps]
Dismemberment Song by Blue Kid [red for mobile]
The Red Means I Love You by Madds Buckley [red for mobile]
The Ballad of Sarah Berry by Lindsay Mendez, 35MM: A Musical Exhibition Original Cast [Will edit link later]
Bad Girlfriend by Anne Marie
Favorite Picture:
Top Ten Anime Moments Before Disaster
I just feel for the both of them ;w;
#queen vanessa#a hat in time#Ahit Vanessa#Overall best worst girl <3#I am a dumb simp who will freeze in her manor#but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make#Ahit#Demon answers#Ask
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You're every fandom's dream! Your blog is like paradise. I know you don't ship spideychelle and parkner *i wish u did* but can you give us a list of your OTPs and NOTPs? and explain why you like them? and why not?
Hiâ„Â
Thank you, sweetheart
Do you mind if I add BROTPs?
OTPâs:
Peterliz: I just love how they are their own personalities and still can like each other in the adorable way they do? Liz is exactly like Laura described her, a girl not motivated by the boy but willing to fall for him. I think itâs neat and fresh (Laura said Liz isn't your typical surface-level Mary Jane. You know, the damsel in distress (war flashbacks to Kirsten Dunstâs MJ). Sheâs actually super smart, sheâs a valedictorian, she does the academic decathlon, sheâs on every committee. Sheâs the most driven, Type A person in school, but sheâs also kind) and Peter can identify with this as well, given that the boy can potentially be the smartest person in the room if he wants to. Peter thinks highly of her (Sheâs the best. Sheâs awesome. I just... I really want to tell her, but itâs kind of weird, you know? âHey, Iâm... Iâm Spider-Manâ) and cares about her achievements (Wow, you really... This is really important to you) and Liz knows him (you donât need to study. Youâre, like, the smartest guy Iâve ever met) and knows somethingâs going on with him but respects that (âI want to be mad, but Iâm more worriedâ âYouâre terrible at keeping secretsâ) And I think some people misinterpret Lizâs actions with Peter because they desperately want her to be the mean popular girl and thatâs not it. Reading the novel, I think some people would get the insight behind Lizâs actions. She likes Peter a LOT but heâs always blowing people off because of his alter-ego Spider-Man. Thereâs a part where Liz mentions how Peter is always busy and she always gets disappointed about it. This hurts them both because Liz wishes Peter could give himself a rest and stop carrying the world on his shoulders and Peter wishes he could be normal and be with her. Itâs the angst, this is what drives me lmaoÂ
Fosterson: Theyâre going to be forever in my heart. The most unproblematic ship ever. Itâs adorable how much they push each other to be better. Thor pushes Jane to do things sheâs never done before and she pushes him to consider things heâs never done before. Itâs a balance. I love that about ships, when they help each other grow.
AntWasp: The most supportive loving partners ever. I LOVE THEM.
Taser Tricks: Yeah, I know. Theyâve never met but I ship them lmao. I think that if they finally interact in Love & Thunder, weâll see if they match or not. Darcyâs bubbly personality could potentially contrast with Lokiâs aloof one. Itâs an interesting dynamic. This shipâs been around for years, I canât believe weâre finally going to see them interact and with Waititiâs writing. Chef kiss.
Interwebs: Iâm sorry but how come almost no one ships these two? âAs long as youâre safeâ OMG like, how? They would be the softest boyfriends ever. Peter cares so so so much about Ned. Like, after May and Tony, comes Ned for Peter. Ned is his pillar and the person who grounds Peter. His biggest supporter. THEY'RE NEAT.
PalmerStrange: He changed and she walked away exactly because of this. Because Strange needed to be his own person first, and then he can go after her. Sheâs successful in her own harmony, is not scared to call him on his bs, she can see right through him. He listens to her, he respects her, and sees a partner on equal grounds. Theyâre fresh out of the oven.Â
Ironstrange: Man, Iâm sorry. Itâs the chemistry for me lmao. Theyâre not my biggest OTP but Iâm definitely up for them.
Carolmaria: Wives raising their adorable daughterâ„ âHigher, further, faster, babyâ âyou were the most powerful person I knewâ
NOTPâs:
ScarletVision: I just donât like them lol I respect the shippers but I donât like the ship. I think Wanda needed more time to figure out her powers, her own identity. And Vision too. They both needed time and got caught up in everything else.Â
Staron: This one doesnât need an explanation. In this house we love and respect Sharon Carter.Â
Brucenat: Iâm sorry but lmao. I donât think they have chemistry, and again, nothing against the shippers, but I kinda donât like it when they give Natasha a different love interest in every movie. Itâs like they tease a ship with a different avenger only because sheâs the only woman in the group. I donât dig it.Â
Parkner: Nothing against them but I see them as Tonyâs kids and itâs kinda weird for me to ship them if theyâre like siblings and stuff. Apart from the fact that I can only picture Harley as a little kid, I donât know why. Maybe because I see a lot of Tony in Peter, I feel like their dynamic would be like Tony & Harley in IM3. Harley asking thousands of questions while Peter ignores them just like Nedâs questions about spiders in HOCO lmao. They could be like brothers.
Spideychelle: Nothing against their shippers but I just donât like them. I feel like this was rushed for fanservice, and I donât see any chemistry between them. I think they wouldâve been amazing bffs tho. Also, the fact that many only ship them because of tomdaya makes me uncomfortable. Donât ship real-life people.
Look, I can respect the ships in the comics where Peter is an adult, itâs an alternate universe, thatâs a different Peter Parker; a complete opposite but MCU Peter is a minor and Iâm watching yall. You people ship Peter with everything that moves.
Anything with MCU!Steve on it.
BROTPâs:
Maria & Nick: Partners in crime? Biggest brotp ever. Sheâs always going to cover his back. Heâs always going to protect her from everything. Sheâs the one person he trusts the most in the world, you can see that. Â
Sciencebros 2.0: SHURI AND PETER WOULD BE BEST FRIENDSâ„
Tony & Darcy: There was a time, waaay before Peter, where people used to see Darcy as Tonyâs daughter in the fanon world. I was one of them lmao. I think they could be a fantastic brotp now.Â
Rhodey & Pepper: Basically every member of the ironfam lmao
Happy & Peter, Peter & Rhodey, Rhodey & Happy, etc.
#tony stark#peter parker#ironstrange#sciencebros#pepper potts#bruce banner#mcu#marvel#avengers#ships#liz allan
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(Not so good at) Sneaking around
Peter Parker x Stark!Reader
Teen & up
Warnings: None
The Request:
Hey! So we always see the Reader and Peter sneaking around Tony and he suddenly finds out when he catches them making out or doing it and freaks out and it's like "Run Peter, run!" But c'mon!! There's no way his daughter could hide something like that from him I mean he's Tony freaking Stark! So just once I would like to see a fic where the Reader and Peter think they are being so smart and sneaky but Tony knows all along and just let's them go on because it's so much fun for him to see them running around and freaking out and just nearly giving them heart attacks every time he 'almost catches them'. Also let's be honest, he would totally ship it!
âItâs happening! This time itâs definitely happening!â Tony got in the bed whispering excitedly.
âWhat is, Tony?â
âSpiderStark! Y/n and Peter!â
Pepper turned around to face her husband, exasperated and refusing to have to be awake at such an ungodly hour.
âYou say that at least once a weekâŠâ
âYes, I know, but this time it really is happening!â He insisted, excitedly, âI was walking down the hallway outside y/n's bedroom and I hear them yelling at each other andâŠâ
âHow is yelling at each other conducive to them getting together?â
âBecause of what they were yelling! Hear me outâŠâ
Tony was having a pretty shitty night, the coding for his newest AI refused to cooperate but he couldnât figure out what was wrong with it. He was missing something. He needed another pair of eyes.
Peter was out with MJ, great kid, really, he would totally be on board with that relationship if it werenât with the fact that it was getting in the way of his OTP.
Because thatâs what they were, ever since princess Shuri had explained the terminology to him, he couldnât help to think about his own princess and his protĂ©gĂ©e like that. Because, letâs be honest, no boy was ever going to be enough for his precious girl, but the one he loved like his own? The one whose genius rivaled his own, the one who was braver than Cap himself, the one with a heart more pure than Thor's? That one came pretty fucking close.
And he wasnât blind, he had seen the little glances they stole when they thought no one was looking, the way that âpersonal spaceâ lost any meaning when it came to them, those kids were crazy about each other.
Now if only those two morons would get along with the program âŠ
Anyway, Peter was out with MJ and Harley had gone home for the weekend. His own precocious teenager was geeking out somewhere on the tower with Loki of all people (and donât even ask him how the bastard was still alive, Thor himself had just shrugged and welcomed him back), but he was going to have to interrupt them -such a pity - to ask her for help.
âIf youâre looking for your firstborn, she just left for her bedchambersâ Loki said without even raising his eyes from the book he was reading, sprawled on the sofa of the main living room.
âSo early on a weekend night? You managed to bore her that much?â
Loki rose an eyebrow in obvious contempt.
âIf you must know, she was visibly distressed after the spider-brat showed up. So much that so that she was of no use to any of our respective investigations so she decided to call it a night.â
âDistressed? Peter Distressed her?â
Loki scoffed,
âThat little insect is not as harmless as you seem to believeâŠâ
Tony rolled his eyes.
âWhatever, Snivellus. Iâm gonna find her, sheâs probably still awake.â
You were awake alright. Yours and Peterâs voices could be heard from the hallway. Frowning, Tony got closer to the room.
â⊠and where do you get off of telling me what to do or who to talk to?!â distressed, his ass, you sounded furious. âYou are not my father, you are not my brother, you are no one!â Jeez, kid, harsh much? âYou are just my friend and-!â
âThatâs bullshit, y/n! Thatâs so much bullshit and you know it!â Tony didnât think he had even heard Peter swear before, but he would have been the first to admit the tension between you two was bound to explode sooner or later. âThe way we touch? The way you look at me? The whole way we just⊠are with each other, thatâs not how friends are supposed to be! You wear my freaking t-shirts to bed, for Godâs sake! Just admit it, baby, we havenât been just friends in a long time.â He finished, voice full of venom.
Your dad froze outside your door. He felt the need to intervene, to put a stop to the argument before it could escalate even more and both his kids said things they would regret. But on the other hand, he had no idea what to do or how to break up that fight. Teenagers were a scary breed, especially female onesâŠ
Especially Stark ones.
There was a loud crash against the door.
âWhat the Hell, y/n? You canât just throw a vase at me! You could have hurt me!!â
His daughterâs response must have been in a lower voice because he couldnât hear it. Tony got closer to the door trying to listen but the voices sounded muffled now, softer.
There was another dull thud on the door, as if something heavier had hit it, and then a stifled moan, and Tony left hurriedly, before hearing something he really, truly didnât want to hearâŠ
â⊠Wowâ
âI know, right?â Tony sounded still amazed. Pepper, good pragmatic Pepper, wasnât as enthusiastic.
â And you are not bothered at all by the fact that your oldest daughter is currently making out, maybe even more, with a boy in her bedroom?â She inquired, skeptical.
âHoney they are eighteen, and they are smart. They can be a lot of things, but irresponsible is not one of them. Besides,â Tony left out a yawn âPeter is a complete gentleman.â
âItâs not him Iâm worried aboutâ Pepper muttered, but Tonyâs eyes were already closed.
âŠ
Tony Stark started to suspect Peter Parker wasnât as much of a gentleman as previously thought a couple days later, when he caught you trying to sneak out of the med bay.
âI canât believe you licked the alien thingâ Bruce was so done as he and your father turned the corner.
âIt worked! It was DNA activated!â Tony countered.
âBut you didnât know that at the time! Oh, hi y/nâŠâ
You stood there like a deer in the headlights, cursing silently: it was just your luck to crash into them when you were almost on the clear. You had been so close, but the tell tale glow of the Starkderm -Your fatherâs high tech take on the transparent medical dressing, designed to aid in healing and completely camouflage wounds, making them indistinguishable from the patients skin once activated- on your neck, let you know your little mission had failed.
âSweetie, are you ok? Did you get hurt?â Bruceâs tone was anxious and the guilt Tugged at your heart for making him worry. After all they had been through, they didnât deserve it.
âYou should let Bruce take a look at that, neck injuries are a serious matter, kidâ
Had you been in a better mental state you would have noticed the amused glint in your fatherâs eye that belied his concern; but as it was, high on adrenaline and embarrassment, you didnât see it.
âNO! I mean⊠n- no, itâs nothing, I mean -just a stiff neck.â You stammered, âThatâs it, just a stiff neck. I thought maybe the analgesics in the Starkderms might help. I- I gotta go now. Bye!â
You practically ran out of the room, leaving behind a bewildered Bruce⊠and a clacking Tony.
âOh my God!â your father was literally doubled up with laughter, âDid you see her face? She was so red she couldâve given the old mark II a ran for itâs money!â
âI donât understand, the Starkderms donât work on soft tissue sprainsâŠâ
âOh Banner, you pure, innocent jolly green giantâŠâ Tony wiped a tear from the corner of his eye and put a hand on his friend's shoulder -well, he tried for the shoulder, but the forearm was as high as he could reach- âIt was a hickey. She was trying to cover a hickeyâ
Banner was even more confused,
âA hickey? But how? who..?â
Tony just raised an eyebrow.
â⊠No, no way!â
âYes way.â
âGet out! Finally?â
âYes, my friend,â Your dad patted Bruceâs (lower) back âFucking finally!â
âŠ
âI think your father knowsâ
Tony froze on his tracks right outside the kitchen as soon as he heard Peter and you talking about him.
âWhat? Why would you say that?â You sounded slightly alarmed, but not enough, in his opinion. Surely he was more intimidating than that, he was Tony fucking Stark after all.
âWell, you know since my aunt and I moved to the tower we have been doing our grocery shopping ourselvesâŠâ
âYeah, I knowâ Tony could practically hear your eye roll, he knew you shared his opinion on the ridiculous Parker pride that meant that, despite May and Peter finally accepting to move in with the rest of the team into the new Avengers Tower, they still refused any and all financial help from Tony; never mind the fact that your father paid for everything for the other avengers.
âWell, last night after patrol I was tired and I forgot May had asked me to go to the store,â Peter sounded like he was blushing. Tony hadn't even know that was possible. âso I asked Friday, right? And then, when the groceries arrivedâŠâ Peter ended his explanation with an unintelligible mumble.
âWhat? Iâm sorry Pete, I didnât quite catch that last partâ Your mirthful tone let your father know that Peter was blushing even harder. Tony had to stifle a laugh, he knew exactly what had been in those groceriesâŠ
âCondoms, ok?â Peter finally blurted out, âThere was a box of condoms in one of the bags that I definitely didnât asked for!â
âAnd you think that, what? That my father did it?â You said incredulously âThey probably just mixed your order with someone elseâs. Peter do you seriously think my father bought us condoms?â
â⊠Well, when you put it like that, it does sound a little ridiculousâŠâ
You scoffed,
âYou think? Besides,â You added, âwe would know if my dad knew, heâs not exactly subtle, you know. Do I need to remind you the Carter Baizen incident?â
âThe what?â
âYou seriously donât know?â You sounded beyond incredulous and weâll into stunned territory now. âIt was everywhere. My dad saw him trying to put his hand underneath my skirt once, while we were dating, and he blasted his carâŠâ
âThat was true? I thought the tabloids had made that up!â
âThey didnât. So, you see thereâs no way we wouldnât know if Tony ââ
âHey, did someone say Carter Baizen?â Your father interrupted, choosing that moment to finally walk into the kitchen and making you and Peter jump three feet apart âBecause I swear, if that bastard is lurking around againâŠâ
âHey dad! No, ew that would be super creepy. Heâs like, super old nowâŠâ
âHello my heart.â He came next to you and kissed your head. âYou better be telling the truth, because if I ever see him near you again, I will disintegrate him.â He then looked Peter dead in the eyes over your shoulder as he said, âNobody puts their hands on my baby girl and gets to keep themâ
Peter swallowed hard. Tony smirked. Oh yeah, he was still intimidating af.
âŠ
âFriday, whereâs my oldest daughter?â Tony asked certain Saturday evening, not having seen you in the whole week, thanks to the mission your team had been on.
âSheâs in her bedroom on the penthouse, bossâ
âReally? Sheâs not, you know, on the third floor, west side of the tower?â
âNegative, boss, sheâs not at the Parkersâ.â Friday sounded amused, âHowever, Peter is in her room with her.â
âFigures.â Your dad grumbled. But then an impish little smile appeared on his face: It was time to have a little fun messing with his favorite pair of jumpy teenagers.
As he neared your room, he was able to hear music, whooping, laughter and⊠Rihanna?
⊠So gonna let the rain pour,
Iâll be all you need and moreâŠ
âSweetheart, can I come in?â Tony knocked on your door, and the laughs immediately stopped.
âJust a second!â
A lot of shuffling, the thud of something heavy hitting the floor and a few muffled curses reached his ears. A minute latter, a very flushed You opened the door.
âHi, dad!â
âHi, babyâ He stepped past you into the room and took a look around: The bed was made (thank God) but there were a few pillows knocked off it, one of Peterâs sneakers was visible underneath the vanity and a pair of pink my little pony boxer shorts were laying on the carpet. Your dad poked them with his shoe.
âNice shorts,â He commented casually, âI thought you had gotten over rainbow colored horses when you were sixâŠâ
âStranger Things made them cool againâ you hurried to explain, âWell, not cool cool, theyâll obviously never be cool, but like, cool amongst nerds. Itâs more like a nostalgia thing⊠and who wants to be cool anyway, am I right? Cuz-âŠâ
âSweetheart, youâre ramblingâ Tony pointed out and you instantly shut up. âI just wanted to ask you and Peter if you wanted Italian for dinner. Where is he, by the way? Friday told me he was with youâŠâ
âThat traitor!â You murmured under your breath.
âWhat was that, my heart?â
âNothing, dadâ You replied, proud of how even your voice was despite of your heart trying to leap out of your body. âYou just missed him, he left like two minutes ago to take a call from May. But Iâm sure Italianâs great, he loves it.â
Tony wouldnât admit it, but he was kinda proud too, you were definitely getting better at lying. As a father it was a scary thought but he knew it was a valuable skill in your shared line of work.
The only thing was, I wasnât nearly as fun to mess with you if you didnât fumble and stuttered your way out of the situation.
âRight, then, Iâll go tell Pepper to order while Mor and I set the table. Youâre on dish washing duty tonight.â
âSure, no problem dad.â If Tony hadnât already known you were trying to hide something, that right there would have tip him off: You never, ever in your life had done the dishes without complaining.
Yeah, you were getting better at lying but there was still a long way to go.
As soon as your dad left, Peter got out of the ensuite, stark naked and arms full of clothes.
âIs he gone?â
âReally, Peter? Really?â You deadpanned, âfirst you come out here naked and then you decide to ask if my father is gone?â
God, he was so lucky he was pretty.
He chose to ignore your sarcasm.
âAnd he didnât suspect anything?â
âHe didnât. Apparently My Little Pony is girly enough for these to belong to meâ You snickered, holding his underwear up. He took them, blushing and mumbling something about a gag gift from Ned. Once he had them and his jeans on, he flopped down on the bed, rubbing his face with his hands.
âI knew the striptease was a bad idea!â
You laughed harder at that,
âYou said you had moves! I had to see them!â
He peered at you through his fingers.
âWas I any good at it, at least?â he asked shyly but you could see the beginnings of a smile on his bitten red lips.
âBabe, you are the best Rihanna ever,â You said truthfully, â Iâm even tempted to put you on a full on French maid costume. Fishnets and everything.â
You leaned down on the bed to kiss him, but he used his super speed to flip you over so you were one your back and he the one above you.
âGod, you are so weird!â He declared, but there was nothing but adoration in his eyes.
âHey! Donât kink shame me!â You batted half-heartedly at his chest.
The rest of your complaint was swallowed by his lips.
âŠ
âDaddy! Daddy!â As soon as Tony put a foot inside the penthouse he got tackled by a little dark haired meteor.
âMaguna! Hello baby!â he grunted as he picked the littlest of his troublemakers up. He was getting old, and his little squirt was getting big. He started to walk the both of them towards the kitchen. âHow was your day out with your big sis? You girls did something fun?â
âWe did!â
Tony scowled in mock outrage,
âHow dare you? I specifically forbade you two to have fun without me!â he growled to a giggling Morgan âThere can be no fun if Iâm not there, I told you!â
âWe did! We had fun!â She confirmed delighted. She was obviously not intimidated in the slightest, and Tony was starting to resign himself to the fate of not being feared at all by his daughters.
âWhat did my girls do? If it wasnât too fun, I shall allow itâŠâ
âShe and Peter took me to the Queenâs zoo!â She replied excitedly, âThere were Coyotes! And there were mountain lions and sea lions! And we saw the sea lions have lunch! And then we had lunch. Oh and I got to feed a baby goat!â
âReally? You did all that? In just one day?!â
âYes!â She confirmed, âAnd then y/n said she whished she could keep one of the sea lions as a pet, a little one, like a sea puppy! And I said yes, but Peter said he couldnât let us steal a sea lion!â Morgan frowned, indignant. She looked so adorable that Tony was having a hard time trying to hide his smile.
âDid he now? The nerve on him!â He played along.
âI know! And then y/n pouted, and I made the puppy dog eyesâŠâ
âThe what now?â
Morgan sighed,
âThe puppy dog eyes,â She explained, tiredly, as if she believed her father to be exceedingly slow, âItâs when I make my eyes real big and sad. Y/n taught meâ
Tony rolled his eyes, unsurprised and unimpressed by that little piece of information.
âAnyway, she was pouting and I was making the puppy dog eyes, so Peter said he would be our sea lion instead. And he was making like thisâ Morgan started flapping her hands and barking in a rather hilarious impression of a sea lion. This time Tony couldnât stop himself from cracking up, but far from offended, Morgan smiled, pleased with herself.
Once they reached the kitchen, he placed her down on the counter and started gathering the ingredients for a couple PB&Js while Morgan continued the retelling of her latest adventures.
â⊠And then, at the Aviary, I saw y/n and Peter kiss! But they told me not to tell you, cause itâs a secretâŠâ
âThey didnât try and bribe you into keeping it?â Tony asked amused, without stopping to spread peanut butter on a slice of breath.
âYeah, they did. They bought me ice cream and a sea lion plushieâŠâ
Tony turned to face his daughter.
âThen why are you telling me?â
Morgan gave him a look far sinister than any seven year old should be capable of,
âBecause they would only let me have two scoopsâŠâ
Tony had created a monster.
âWow. We are so lucky you donât know who Spider-Man is!â Tony commented, thinking just how much it might cost them for Morgan to keep a secret like that.
âBut I do know Spider-Man! Heâs my friend!â Morgan replied, having totally misunderstood her dad, âAnd whenever you are away on a mission, heâs the one that comes to check for monsters in my closet when I canât sleep at nightâŠâ
âOf course he doesâ How was Tony ever supposed to hate her daughterâs boyfriend, when he was Peter Parker?
âŠ
âHarley, what happened?â Tony demanded catching up with the boy on the hallway of the Medical Research and Treatment wing of the tower. Otherwise known as the medbay.
âTony! It was that fucking Goblin again. He had some kind of gas he tried to douse on y/n. Peter took the hit for her.â The blond boy answered, falling into step beside Tony toward the infirmary, were Peter was being tended to by both Banner and Strange.
âI told you a thousand times, kid: Thatâs Mr. Stark, or boss for you. Iâm your superior, show some respect, this is supposed to be a mission report.â
âSorry, sirâ Harley continued, sounding anything but, âWe subdued the Red Goblin successfully and now heâs under custody of S.W.O.R.D. I believe they are presently trying to separate the symbiote from itâs host. Stature and Ironheart stayed behind to handle the clean up and I brought Spidey here.â
âReally? Y/n didnât want to bring him in herself?â
Harley smirked,
âShe knows Iâm faster.â
âThat I canât argue withâ Tony admitted, well aware of Harleyâs disregard for safety rules in favor of speed. And the thrill of it, of course. âDo we know something about the substance that lunatic hit Peter with?â
âIt was a poison, fast acting and apparently lethal on normal humans. On Pete's unusual metabolism, however, the effects are⊠pretty interesting.â
Tony narrowed his eyes in suspicion,
âHow interesting exactly?â
Harleyâs smirk intensified,
âWhy donât you see for yourself, boss?â He motioned at the door with his head and Tonyâs weariness grew: if Harley found it amusing, chances were it wasnât anything good.
âMister Staaaaaaark!â Peterâs cheery voice slurred loudly when Tony wasnât even halfway through the door. He turned to Harley.
âHe is high?!â
Harley didnât even tried to hide his laughter.
âAs a kite!â
Tony was convinced that one this days, one of his kids was going to make him roll his eyes so hard, that they were going to get permanently stuck facing the back of his head.
âNooo, donât go mister Staarkâ
âTony, get in here!â admonished Bruce, who was trying to push back into the stretcher, as gently as possible, the loopy teen with the super strength currently trying to make his way to his mentor.
âWoah, careful there, champ!â Tony guided a squirming Peter to lay back down, âWhat would y/n say if she saw you trying to escape like this?â
Tony never thought a person could make the exact same face of the heart eyes emoji. He was wrong.
âY/n! Sheâs soo gorg- so gurgeu- so⊠sheâs so pretty, and strong and braaaveâŠâ Peter gushed, âAnd Iâm so so lucky, cuzz sheâs my girl- my girlfriend⊠how did I get so lucky, mister Staark?â He looked at Tony as if he was just realizing who he was talking to- Which was probably exactly what was happening- and seemed suddenly petrified.
âOh no! No mister Staark, you canât know sheâs my girlfriend or youâll kill me! Kill meeee!!â
âRelax, kid. Iâm not telling mister Stark anything.â Tony tried to calm the easily distracted boy the best way he could think of. And it worked. Kind of.
âThank you mister Staark. You did sooo much for me! You made my suits and you took us in and- and⊠and y/n! You made y/n!! Did you make her in your lab too? Because sheâs SOOOOOO perfect!
âActually I did make her in my old lab,â Tony chuckled âJust not in the way youâre thinkingâ
âDude! TMI!!â Harley quipped from the doorway.
âSeriously, Stark, donât give the boy any ideas, I already walked into him and your heiress making out in the Sanctum enough timesâ Strange chipped in, holding up a syringe with a bright green liquid Tony assumed to be the antidote.
âWhat were they even doing in the Sanctum?â
âBesides making out? Iâve no idea.â Was Strange's dispassionate reply.
Peter was still spouting praise over y/n,
âSheâs so niiice and sooo good and so brill- so smart!â
Strange came closer with the needle but Peter would have none of it.
âNo! No needless! No pricking!â He started to struggle against Banner's hold and he truly did not want to hurt the confused kid.
âTony, distract him!â He demanded.
âUnderoos, what was that about my daughter?â
Peterâs face immediately lit up,
âSheâs amazing, she smells so nice and her hair is soooo soft, like a princess!! But like, a- a badass princess⊠like Leia!â Peter turned suddenly solemn, âMiiister Staark, do you think she likes me? Like, like like me?â
Tony smiled,
âWell, considering she is your girlfriend, I would expect soâŠâ
âSHEâS MY WHAT?â
Strange used the moment of distraction to pretty much stab the syringe into Peterâs thigh. He looked so betrayed that Tony had the unreasonable impulse of hitting the wizard right on his smug face, even though he knew the doctor was only doing his job. Or one of them, at least.
âThis should help you expel the toxin faster. You might feel drowsy and lethargic so I strongly recommend you to lay here, take a nap, and when you wake up you should be back to normal,â Strange hesitated, âOr at least, whatever is considered normal for a hormonal adolescent boy with spider DNA⊠Seriously Stark, how do you even find them?â
Tony shrugged,
âYou should see the one with the Prym particles irradiated heartâ
Stephen Strange seriously hoped the billionaire was kidding.
âRight. If thatâs all, I will be going now. Give me a call when the spider kid wakes upâ He added to Bruce, âEven if you donât consider it necessary, I would like to check on his evolution.â
âWill do, doctorâ Banner gave him a reassuring smile. Doctor Strange could be cold, even a downright bastard sometimes, but he had a soft spot for the youngest Avengers, and that placed him firmly in the 'friends' category according to the oldest ones. He disappeared through one of his portals, that closed after him in a shower of sparks.
âWow, thatâs so cool!â
Tony sighed and was about to turn to go to Peter again, but to his everyoneâs surprise, Harley beat him to it.
âOk, Pete, thatâs enough excitement for one afternoonâ
âNo, no, I wantâŠâ Peter ended his sentence in an unintelligible mumble but it was clear he was trying to sit up. Harley helped him to hold himself upright.
âThat ok, Pete?â
âKid, heâs not listening, he fell asleepâ pointed out Tony.
âOk, thenâ Harley guided Peterâs back to lay against the stretcher again, while Tony placed his legs in a more comfortable position. Once they were done, he raised a questioning eyebrow at Harley. The blond shrugged,
âWhat? I might not take a lot of things seriously, but heâs my friendâŠâ
Bruce hummed unconvinced.
âYou caught all that on video, didnât you?â Tony correctly assumed. Harley gave him a dazzling smile in return.
âEvery single glorious second of it, I even got some recordings of the flight back here. If you let me have some of the security footage of this room, we could turn it into a shortâ
Tony winked,
âYou got yourself a deal!â
âGod Iâm so sorry Vine does not longer existsâ Harley lamented, âThis material is gold! Gold I tell you!â
âWell, I can always buy the company and bring it backâŠâ Tony suggested, following the kid out. Bruce was left alone with the unconscious Peter, wondering what exactly was going to be awaiting the unsuspecting kid on the internet once he woke up.
âWakey wakey, spider beautyâŠâ
Peter really didnât want to wake up, he had the feeling he was going to have the hangover of a lifetime once he did, but that little voiced lured him into consciousness like, well, like a spider lures flies into itâs web.
âCome on, Pete, open those pretty eyes for meâŠâ
âWhu? Oh, oh hey babeâŠâ Peter drowsily greeted you, managing to open one eye. You chuckled, relieved, and Peter thought that that right there was the most beautiful sound in the world. Facing the hangover to kill all hangovers was worth it, just to hear that sound again. He opened both eyes and took you in: You looked a little gritty, and exhausted from the last fight, but even so, you were still as breathtaking as the first time he had seen you, all those years ago.
âHello, princessâ He sounded much more alert now, to your infinite relief.
âHey, there, handsomeâ you smiled at him and Peter felt his heart skip a beat. He vaguely wondered if it would always feel like this, or if he was going to get used someday to the idea of you being his. He seriously doubted that last one. âIs that my new nickname?â You asked.
âYeah, yes it is. Because you are a princess. A badass princess, like Leia.â As soon as the words left his mouth, he was hit by the memory of everything that had happened earlier in that very same room. Peter groaned and covered his face with his hands, something he seemed to do every time he felt embarrassed, which lately was a very often.
âBabe, donât hate meâ He grumbled from behind the shelter of his hands, âBut I might have told your father about usâŠâ
Your laugh took him by surprise.
âYeah, I know, he just gave me the âwhat are your intentions towards my protĂ©gĂ©eâ speechâ
Of all the reactions Peter had prepared himself for, that wasnât one of them.
âWait, so he isnât mad?â
You snorted,
âI know! I was surprised too, but according to him, we won him a lot of money!â
âWhat do you mean?â Peter was sure the drug hadnât left his system completely, cause you werenât making any sense.
âApparently there was a bet going on. He had a lot of money on âSecretly been together all along, just didnât know it/refused to acknowledge itââ You explained, âand it seems Bucky made a lot with âAngrily confessed their feelings for each other in the middle of a fightâ tooâ
Peter felt his jaw hit the floor,
âI think I need to lay downâŠâ
âBabe, you are laying downâ you pointed out.
âWell, then maybe I need to lay down next to youâ He replied cheekily. You feigned an annoyed sigh.
âFine, scoot overâ You climbed on the narrow stretcher with him. The both of you barely fitted, laying side by side, but Peter wrapped his arm around your waist to stop you from slipping out. And if he held you a little closer to his body than was strictly necessary, well, you were openly, officially, his girlfriend now. He was allowed to touch you, to kiss you, to stake a little claim on you in front of everyone, here and there.
He laced the fingers of his other hand with yours, and held your joined hands up in the air in front of the both of you, testing the feeling of freedom, of not having to hide anymore, even if it was just of the infirmary security cameras. He couldnât help the goofy smile he knew he must have been sporting on his face.
You stayed like that, admiring the way your hands looked together, before you had to ask,
âWhat are you thinking about?â
Peter seemed to gather his thoughts for a moment.
âYou held my hand like thisâ He observed, pensive, âBack on Titan, I mean. After the snap, as weâŠâ He trailed off, but you knew exactly what was left unsaid: As we turned to dust. As we died.
âAnd I know you must have felt it happening too, cause I remember I felt your fingers starting to crumble underneath my own and-â His voiced cracked and he had to stop and take a few stabilizing breaths before he could go on. When he did, it was with tears on his eyes as he said, âAnd I know you were probably terrified, too, but you still held my hand and tried to comfort me. Because I was scared. Because I needed you. And then, when we came backâŠâ
âWe were still holding handsâ You finished for him.
âYeahâ He murmured, quietly, amazed. He turned on his side, removing his arm from your waist, and placing that elbow on the thin mattress, supporting his head on his hand, to face you.
âI never told you this,â He confessed, âBut I remember not wanting to let goâ He squeezed your still joined hands, âI still never want to let goâ
âThen donâtâ You whispered, closing the distance between you, kissing his soft lips gently, trying to convey in that kiss all the adoration, devotion and longing you felt for him. He let go of your hand, only to softly touch your face, with heartbreaking tenderness, as he delicately bit your bottom lip in a silent request for permission. The helpless little moan that escaped your throat was all he needed to deepen the kiss, lips devouring yours, tongue worshipping every corner of the inside of your mouth, hands pulling you closer and closer, making your body come alive beneath his fingertips.
He rolled into his back, pulling you on top of him, one hand tangled in your hair, the other one trailing dangerously lower and lower on your back, seeking the skin under the waist line of your jeans, kiss getting quickly out of control.
When the need for air finally won, and you had to break the kiss, smiling at Peterâs attempt of following your lips with his, you knew. You knew, as certainly as you knew your own name, inexorably and inescapable like gravity. The words left your mouth in a breathless whisper, but as clear as the feeling behind them:
âI love you, Peter Parker.â
Peter could only gaze at you in awe, slack jawed and heart hammering so hard inside his chest you could feel it on your own. You saw the raw emotion in his eyes and knew he was about to say it back.
âThatâs all very good but I think itâs about time Pete an I have a certain conversationâ
The sound of your fatherâs voice had you both falling down of the stretcher in your haste to get away from each other.
âDad! We were just-âŠâ
âMr. Stark! This isnât what you think it is!â
Tony looked down on you at your sprawled positions on the med bay floor and scoffed.
âI think I know exactly what this isâ He declared, pulling Peter up by back of the collar of his suit, âwhich is why I think itâs way overdue that Peter here, and I, talk about the birds and the beesâŠâ
âDad, no!â
âDad, yes. Tell me, Peter, do you still have the box of condoms I sent you?â Tony left the infirmary dragging a tomato red Peter with him, and you just knew you were never going to get laid again.
Because if there ever was something worse than your father threatening your boyfriend to defend your virtue, it was your father giving your boyfriend sex advice.
The end.
So, this was too long to post in one go, I guess this prompt got outta hand. Or my characters got a little... Handsy.
#peter parker#peter parker x stark!reader#peter parker fanfiction#peter parker x reader#fanfiction#marvel fanfic#spider man fanfiction#peter parker fluff#iron dad#Iron Man#tony stark
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Okay lets go full Crack ship and give John a real jealous moment... MJWren O.o for the ship thing.. cuz... the queens... need no king right? RIGHT?
THE QUEENS NEED NO KING. I couldnât have said it better myself, Jane!
General:
Rate the Ship - Â Awful | Ew | No pics pls | Iâm not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Letâs do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Darling, with queens like this, not even Death herself could tear them apart.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Hard and fast, which is only natural when youâre meant to rule the world together.Â
How was their first kiss? - Messy, lots of tongue and lipstick smears.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Wren. She proposed on Halloween while dressed up as Morticia from the Addams family, while MJ dressed up as Elvira.Â
Who is the best man/men? - Sean, Mac, and Bobby!Â
Who is the brideâs maid(s)? - Randy, Jane, Rowan
Who did the most planning? - Wren, although MJ helps some. Wren wants her opinion, just to make sure itâs perfect.
Who stressed the most? - Probably Wren because she wants to make MJ smile and have a good time. And she swears, if Bobby doesnât get his shit together--
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4Â | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7Â Wren tried her best to give MJ the wedding she would never forget. | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Colin, MJâs mom (Wren threatened at knife point--you donât fuck with her wife), the Seeds, and Miss Mable.Â
Sex:
Who is on top? - Wren loves to top for her badass wife. Itâs not what you take, its what you give...right, Johnny Boy? MJ does like to take charge at times, and Wren is always...down...for that.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Oh, absolutely both. Theyâre heathens, honestly, and canât keep their hands off each other. Wren is a touchy person, sheâs gonna be touching MJ in one way or another, which gets returned, and then it escalates quickly.Â
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now. Very. Theyâre living their best Dark Queens life right now, and nobody would dare try to stop them.
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Donât go into the sex dungeon without a horseâs head. Thereâs no horse head, but well...those rumors about John having a sex dungeon had to start somewhere, yâall.Â
How long do they normally last? - Fucking ever. They stamina of these two...man, they can get it. I applaud them, really.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Oh hell yeah. You kidding? Thatâs a tattoo of the scales of justice on Wrenâs back, darling. Fair is fair.Â
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bedâs shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar itâd make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wallâs so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. They have the range, really. Itâs whatever theyâre in the mood for.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. TONS. Wren loves to snuggle with her wifey, okay?
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Together? None. MJ has 4 from her previous marriage.Â
How many children will they adopt? - Wren adopts MJâs kids willingly and lovingly.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Depends on the ages of the kids, but theyâre working at it together.Â
Who is the stricter parent? - Neither of them, really.Â
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Yeah...I think Wren would do it for the show of it, but letâs be honest, theyâre gonna teach them how to do it right and to be safe.Â
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Theyâre both pretty good about it, actually. And honestly, the teamwork really makes it work. Power Couple.Â
Who is the more loved parent? - How dare you? The Goth Queens of Hope County are very much loved. Wren is only an evil stepmother to literally everyone else but the kids.Â
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Theyâll both go. Wren wants to hear how theyâre doing, and MJ isnât afraid to throw down with shitty teachers. Balance.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Oh god, both. They were a fucking blubbering mess, sneaking drinks of the wine in MJâs purse.Â
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Both of them. Wren is paying for it and signing paperwork as her wife yells and screams in the face of the arresting officer. Wren smirks and flips them off on the way out.Â
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - MJ, because sheâs amazing and Wren fucking loves her for it.Â
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Neither of them. They love food so damn much.Â
Who does the grocery shopping? - MJ used to, but Wren convinced her to just let it get delivered. It takes too much damn time, and MJ can spend that with the family instead.Â
How often do they bake desserts? - More like they get baked (what are walk-in closets for, am I right?). Mary Jane is the baker of the family. She actually starts to make Wren cheesecake and all that. Wren is living her best life.Â
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - I would say meat, but gotta throw the veggies in there for the kiddos.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - MJ! Wren canât cook to save her life. Wren will, however, take her out to different restaurants to show her off.Â
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Mary Jane. Wren isnât the going out type, but she will absolutely do it if itâs something for the family. Sheâs all about family moments.Â
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Wren. Sheâs so damn hopeless.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Wren does.
Who is really against chores? - I donât think either of them really like it, but it just needs to happen.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Both.Â
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither of them. You know how much that thing costs?
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Wren because she canât stand people being in her space, it freaks her out. Especially if its the in-laws. MJâs mom eventually learns that Wren isnât above pulling a knife on her.Â
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Both. And theyâll both go âbabe! Look what I found!â...itâs a happy occasion.Â
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Both of them, honestly. They try and join each other any chance they get. Sometimes thatâs their âtime awayâ.Â
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Wren with maybe one of the kids to keep her company.Â
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Halloween and Halloween 2.0--which does take place conveniently on December 25th. (nobody fucking cares what you think, Mable).
What are their goals for the relationship? - To enjoy and commit to each other fully. Theyâre in it 110%.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both of them on a day theyâre kid free. They need the extra sleep. But normally theyâre both up early.Â
Who plays the most pranks? - Both. They go back and forth, but most of the time its against MJâs brothers.Â
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Hot Mess Hair
Something about Peter Parkerâs hair drove MJ wild. As a black woman, she would be hypocritical to jump out and run her hands through a personâs hair without permission, but boy did Peterâs hair tempt her. She felt bad for how hard Peter tried to look presentable for her. At school. On dates. Even the casual hangouts.
Whenever she saw his stylish, socially acceptable James Dean hair, she wanted to shove her fingers right through it and massage all the crunchy stiffness into that soft fluffiness she loved best. She never told him this. For one it sounded too intimate to say out loud, and for another she didnât want to make him self-conscious about a hairstyle he had obviously preferred long before they even started dating.
Still, no matter what form Peterâs hair took, it had the power to smite her. The webslinging and the wall climbing were easy to watch with a bored grin, but so help her if his hair came close enough to touch. She loved it every time. In the morning when he pulls up to school, freshly showered, and he leans in to hug her and she smells the citrus and feels water dripping off the soggy tips. At lunchtime when he scratches his head over AP Calc homework heâs finishing at the last minute and a tuft of hair sticks out that he forgets to smooth away. At the end of a hot, humid day when his cushy coiffed hair is wilting into loose waves as he pecks her with a kiss and whispers a promise to visit after patrol.
He kept it styled every day at school, with the help of what she knew was a generous helping of hair gel, and sheâd have to sit on her hands to stop herself from ruffling his hair. Doing that would only earn her a lecture about how sheâd just wasted an hour of his morning routine. But, when he would come back late from a patrol, head emerging from the spandex like a turtle, his hair showed its true nature: a sweaty, curly, tangled hot mess. MJ emphasized hot. What could she say, she was a sucker for messy hair.
Untamed. Undone. Un-perfect. Hair like that made her feel like she was looking at the real Peter. Nights like this were her favorite time to see it. When they were watching an indie movie on the couch and Peter fell asleep in her arms, she loved to comb her fingers through his soft curls and rub the nape of his neck as his warm breath washed over her. His hair was relaxed, parting easily for her as she smoothed away the tangles. She wrapped a coil around her pinky.
âMm-jay,â he muttered.
MJ stilled her hand. âYeah, Peter?â
His nose scrunched up, and he reached for her hand. âDonât stop, that feels good.â
Smothering a snicker, MJ resumed running her fingers through his hair. âWhat were you gonna say?â
Peter was quiet for a minute, and MJ thought heâd knocked out again until he said, âI really like you.â
That stupidly wonderful ache bloomed in her chest, even though sheâd heard him say those words to her a hundred times before. She kissed the crest of his head, and even though his hair was a little greasy and knotted and gross, she liked it that way. She liked him even better.
âI really like you too.â
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WOW. That was the fluffiest thing Iâve ever written IN MY LIFE. And Iâve written some serious fluff - usually couched in some semblance of a plot, but still. What can I say? Iâm a romance novelist trapped in a nerdâs body, and this is what came out of it.
I havenât posted fanfic in over a year, but I saw Spider-Man: Far From Home and I couldnât stop thinking about how obsessed I am with Tom Hollandâs hair. Or how obsessed I am with my new OTP Spideychelle. Congrats, Marvel. Youâve sold me on my first MCU ship since Romanogers.
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Iâm officially out of work for the next couple of weeks, which means Iâm officially Bored. So I made some lists for funsies.
People I Love According to My Use of the Tags âi love himâ and âi love herâ on Tumblr
âI love himâ 1. Tony Stark 2. Josh Groban 3. Cary Grant 4. Groucho Marx 5. John Boyega 6. Zachary Levi 7. Angel (of Buffy/Angel the Series) 8. Edmund Pevensie 9. Lionel, the security intern from Princess Diaries 2 10. Niles Crane 11. Rupert Giles (also from Buffy) 12. Joe Hardy (yes, I also love Frank, I just donât blog about the Hardy boys very often) 13. Luis, from the Ant Man movies 14. Ron Weasley 15. Sam Rockwell 16. Jeff Goldblum 17. The Ninth Doctor 18. Kenneth Branagh 19. Hector, from Coco 20. Shawn Spencer 21. Joe Keery 22. Coincidentally, also Steve Harrington 23. Shane Madej (obviously I also love Ryan, I have no idea why he isnât on this list but I will remedy that asap) 24. David Harbour 25. Mike Wheeler 26. Captain Kirk 27. Also Chris Pine 28. Dev Patel (twice) 29. Varrick (from Legend of Korra) 30. Newt Scamander 31. Doyle (from Angel the Series) 32. Chuck Hansen (from Pacific Rim)
bonus tag: âi love this manâ 1. Doug Jones 2. Mitch Morgan 3. Alec Hardison 4. That guy who did the really good Star Wars impressions on vine
âi love herâ 1. The girl from that video who sings both parts of Phantom of the Opera 2. That Polish YouTuber who rants about corsets and makes niche memes with vintage clothing (Karolina Zebrowska) 3. Jameela Jamil 4. Jenny Calendar (from Buffy) 5. Jenny Nicholson 6. Greta Thunberg 7. Lilith Sternin 8. Michelle/MJ (of the MCU) (twice) 9. Naomi Watanabe, the Japanese celebrity who did that one funny video about her makeup routine 10. Amy Santiago 11. The âshe doesnât have the rangeâ woman from that British sketch (AKA Shirley Bassey) (yes, i know it was technically a man in drag but he was playing a woman so) 12. Amy Adams 13. Eleven (from Stranger Things) 14. Kim Possible 15. Buffy the vampire slayer 16. Shuri (from Black Panther) 17. Amelia Earhart 18. Tina Belcher 19. Max (from Stranger Things) 20. Winona Ryder 21. My dear friend @novi-la (also the only one in the tag âi love this womanâ) 22. Kristen Chenoweth 23. Zoe Washburne (of Firefly)
bonus tag:Â âi love themâ 1. The guy and the girl in the tik tok about how animal noises sound different in Japan and Canada 2. Leather boots with flowers on them 3. Mako and Raleigh (of Pacific Rim) 4. Shawn and Juliet (Psych) 5. Sam and Paige (Atypical) 6. Roz and Daphne (Frasier) 7. Roz and Niles 8. The Ninth Doctor and Rose 9. The Ninth Doctor, Rose, Mickey, and Jack 10. Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, and Tony Stark 11. All of the OG (MCU) Avengers as a whole 12. Ron and Hermione 13. The Tenth Doctor and Donna (twice) 14. Ross and Demelza Poldark 15. A pair of old-fashioned, European elevators 16. Jake and Amy (Brooklyn 99) 17. Chidi and Eleanor (The Good Place) 18. Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill 19. Katniss and Haymitch
bonus bonus tag:Â âotpâ 1. Monica and Chandler (from Friends) 2. The Tenth Doctor and Rose 3. Andy and April (twice) 4. Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable 5. Mitch and Jamie (multiple times) 6. Han Solo and Princess Leia (twice) 7. Shawn and Juliet (twice) 8. Mr. and Mrs. Weasley 9. Mary Poppins and Bert 10. Anne Shirley and Gilbert Blythe (twice) 11. Sherlock and Molly 12. Abed and Annie (of Community) (twice) 13. Mr. Clarke and his adorable girlfriend who was only in one episode (Stranger Things) (bring her back she was so cute) 14. Ron and Hermione 15. Moses and Tzipporah 16. Mako and Raleigh
bonus bonus bonus tag:Â âbrotpâ 1. Marta and Detective Blanc (from Knives Out) 2. Michael and Eleanor (from the Good Place) 3.. DI Hardy and Miller (Broadchurch) 4. Roz and Niles 5. Steve and Robin (Stranger Things) 6. Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff (twice) 7. Miguel and Hector (from Coco) 8. Cassian Andor and K2-SO 9. Elliot and Hardison (from Leverage) 10. Tony Stark and Bruce Banner
I donât know why I took the time to do this, I guess I just noticed that I use the tags âi love himâ and âi love herâ a lot. Cheers to those of you who actually read it.
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thought making myself some dumb memes would make it hurt less but it just made it worse so here come and join me as I cry in the corner
#less sleepy me will probably delete this but Iâm EMOTIONAL OKAU#spiderman#no way home spoilers#nwh spoilers#peter parker#michelle jones#Ned Leeds#otp: MJ and her boys
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How I Started Writing Fanfiction, or, Oh No My OTP Is In Love
Yâall, sit down, Viv is going to tell you a story, but its going to be all about me and my life. It will be pretty boring so get comfy with a drink and a blanket.Â
Everyone settled with a hot or cold drink of your choice? OK. So once upon a time this summer, I hadnât started writing Fanfic and I didnât have a Tumblr. What I did have was serious Pinterest problem. Pinterest was my endless scroll, and being the fangirl that I am, I had a ton of fandom boards- especially for Supernatural. A lot of my content was Tumblr posts that had made their way over, so I kinda had Tumblr lite. Anyway, at some point I read a post that said, âWhen I canât sleep, I try writing fanfic.â I gave it a try. Of course, after keeping a few stories in my head for weeks on end, I decided to get Wattpad and write the stories down - after all, they were fully formed in my head, so why not?Â
The first one I every wrote was Do You Want Me? Itâs kind of funny, because I hardly ever write Destiel anymore. I might be the only person I know who got less into that ship once I got on Tumblr. My second one was You Naughty Boy, featuring Sam and Rowena. At that point I didnât even really think of them as a ship. They were just the two hottest people on the show, and if youâre going to write smut, why not write it with hot people? Reading my early fics, I could be embarrassed, but Iâm not. Especially because those first few were so thoroughly written in my head before they ever made it onto the page (screen.)Â
You all know that, of course, I got to Tumblr. I found a circle of Rowena fangirls and Samwena shippers- a built in appreciative audience for my stories. So I kept writing them. At first I was just writing one-shots, but then I started to realize that a lot of my Sam and Rowena stories were kind of happening in the same universe. There was no longer âfirst timeâ stuff and, without me ever trying, they were sliding into âestablished relationshipâ territory. Several things happened all at once, then: - S 15 x 03 which hit us all with the Samwena feels - I started talking to my therapist about my fanfiction. She encouraged me to see it as a creative and beautiful thing, not as dirty trash or something to be ashamed of. Itâ still dirty smut, but itâs my smut and Iâm proud of it. - I enrolled in @thoughtslikeaminefield MJâs Transformative Crash Course in Writing Fanfiction. She really pushed me to take my writing to another level in ways that I am still discovering. She challenged me to understand my characters better, to explore their emotions, to show not tell. She asked me question after question about why my characters were doing what they were doing, what they were feeling, if it was in character. She told me if lust was their only motivation, I wasnât writing hard enough. In short, she taught me to: lean in, push it farther, and write it out. Iâm not going to pretend that I got it all, but it changed the way I write.Â
So I return to my Sam x Rowena stories. I can no longer avoid the fact that I have, in fact, been writing a series. So I go ahead with the established pairing thing and- Iâm writing the same Sam and Rowena, but it feels different. The first one is purposely, lushly overwritten- dirty and romantic at the same time- and thatâs when I realize IâM SCREWED. I had to actively write out them saying âI love youâ not once, but twice. When did that happen? How did we get here? Iâm not ready for this! So I picked up an old request, thinking I would write something different. NOPE. Iâm right back where I was, talking about trust and power and vulnerability. Now Iâm REALLY SCREWED. I have a series on my hands, I have 2 characters about to say âI love you,â and I have no idea how we got here or where weâre going. Decision time. Obviously because Iâm a writer and I love to make life difficult for myself, I decide the most prudent course of action is to revisit the whole series, writing as a cohesive story. MJ came to my rescue again with a gorgeous banner. Trying to describe the series to her helped me clarify what I was writing. At one point, we both sent each other song lyrics. One was Stevie Nicks and one was Fleetwood Mac. That still makes me giggle. She asked me what the main conflict of the series was. Since I have been writing it as a string of porn one-shots, at first it was hard to say. Then I realized that the conflict was exactly where I am now. I have a banner, a song, and a pretty good handle on where I need to go next. But Iâm going to make sure I take my time to lean in, push it farther, and write it out. In the meantime, Iâll be revisiting what Iâve written so far. I donât plan to do major rewrites but some light editing and maybe add a bit here or there.Â
If youâve made it this far, thank you. If youâve ever read or commented or reblogged my stuff, thank you. If you see stories that you think youâve seen before, yeah, you have. Iâd love another read. You might see something new
#samwena#samwitch#sam x rowena#things ive learned writing fanfiction#writer problems#fangirl problems#viv answers
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