#otp: coz im a creep

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Cailleach: You have a stalker. Morgana: I MUST FIND HIM Cailleach: You don't have to do that. Morgana: I MUST. Merlin: I stalk you all the time. Here I am stalking you. Morgana: No, I am looking for someone else. It can't be you. Mordred: He is your stalker tho. Morgana: WHAT

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My brain has no filter right now so imma talk about my otps for a bit (by otp i mean that i willingly read fics if it’s them)

Ryoma/Sakuno(PoT) - cute, shipped them since uhh 2007. I dont really care if they end up together in the end but I hope their friendship lasts forever. Bonus if Kin-chan gets involved with them. Also I want Sakuno’s braids to be sentient and act like tentacles that can strangle creeps and/or smash 120 balls on the opposite court like some hydra monster.

Kurogane/FaiTRC)- actually married. They are Couple goals (minus the loss of body parts). Emotional Baggage is Spicy af.

Tezuka/Fuji (PoT)- like srsly why do i ship them?? They’re the pair that should be the least expected to get together but they do. Tezuka’s a brick wall and Fuji is a selfish egotistical genius brat. So fcking dysfunctional yknow??? Tezuka is a bit interested in him but also doesnt get involved too much. But I love the challenge and the angst. There’s obssession to the point of projection and there’s a dollop of respect but unlike most ships they dont really talk to each other??? What we have is fuji’s internal musings ffs. Tezuka’s POV is only found in fanbooks/drama cds and other extra material. Life is Hard but hey they bring in the money so there’s lots of teasery material. Konomi gdi. What’s your deal, man.

Prussia/Hungary(Hetalia) - this is not even rooted in any historical basis bruh. However they play each other very well. They are both so angry, spunky and proud and also broken. Love myself some adult loving.

Kagami/Kuroko(KnB) - sweet vanilla melts in your mouth, caring but not annoying, good lord milkshakes and cooking and sweetness and ahhhhhhh they’re just... perfect for each other.

Makoto/Haruka(Free!) - seemingly domestic at first glance but holysht I still cant wrap my head around how an aquaphiliac is so codependent to an aquaphobe. Also do I mention how they’re on different career paths lmaooo. So much room for angst bro. Chef’s kiss.

Miyuki/Sawamura(DnA) - probably the loudest ship I have. It’s ego meets ego times 10. There is constant yelling and banter and underestimation and getting goosebumps. Shipping them make me so basic. I dont even want them to play on the same team after they graduate/move on to college/go pro. It’s electric but also hmmmmm it borders the line between domesticity and disaster. Maybe bec i dabbled in quiet ships for too long that this gave me a whiplash (also they have 3,800 fics on AO3 im spoiled for Content)

Yeah i know most of these have been labeled “Toxic” but what’s life without a little thrill??? (and also hate from the fandoms coz they think shipping the most popular stuff is Obnoxious. I’ve moved past the need for ship manifestos coz in the end they dont matter. nothing’s canon anyway wwwwwwwwww)

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Character thing: Ted

Why I like them - omg ted is like one of my biggest comfort characters and i have no idea why aaaaa

Why I don’t - in time bastard the scene of him at the wedding hitting on all the women was a bit uncomfortable but it did fit his character a lot

Favorite episode (scene if movie) - the kick my head scene

Favorite season/movie - uhhhh a tie between tgwdlm and time bastard

Favorite line - either “I’m a fucking creep? I’m a fucking creep? Listen, sweetheart, the world has changed, alright? There are no creeps. There are no heroes. There are only people that are alive and people who are fucking dead!” or “I bleed red, white and” *gunshot*

Favorite outfit - the classic tgwdlm one

OTP - ted/jenny is cute but it’s not like my otp, i don’t rlly have an otp for ted, although im making this high school au and in it my ot3 is ted/emma/paul, but in canon universe i wouldn’t ship that

Brotp - i rlly love charted in a platonic way, that they’re just friends yk, idk charteds cute but i don’t rlly like it in a romantic sense yk 

Head Canon - bisexualbisexualbisexualbisexualbisexualbisexualbis (also i loWkey hc him as trans👉👈 but its probably just my transmasc ass self projecting)

Unpopular opinion - ummm the trans hc is probs unpopular, also just the fact i like him is unpopular coz he is an asshole

A wish - more ted content please, mr lang😭

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen - charted, i’m sorry but i don’t want it to be that charlotte and ted are iN loVe, i was scared that was gonna happen in time bastard (if u like charted i’m not hating but like yk i don’t rlly like it)

5 words to best describe them - horny bastard that i kin /hj

My nickname for them - i love that jenny calls him teddy😭 but me and my friend tend to refer to him as “the stinky bastard man” or just ““the bastard man”

(tysm for the ask)

[allthewrongsins]

asoue s2

ep 9.10

the last book in this season.i am sad and tired and i dont want it to end but i gotta do what i gotta do.

in this book there will be a freak show and some hungry hungry lions that will eat a certain psychic so if you cant handle that talk to mr.handler.

the past?yes please.i am interested.

fun music.larry looking fine.a party.is this the party that lemony mentioned in the books?

and OH.uncle monty.i missed you.hello.and jacky seems to be having fun.ew georgina is there.ah and gustav was fiiiine back then too.aww josephine was brave and fun and ike is there lol having children is the most dangerous thing yes and woohooo partaay

lemony you arent fun.his hair do was cute.jac is here,being the cool oni chan.

can you hear me crying?everyone was alive back then asssjfjrbtdijerjdjddhhs

yes i remember her dragonfly.

olaf knows.as in.he knows who killed his parents?

wtf

wtf

no i dont want this cut scene.i want the rest!!!!!!!!!

um.she has to go on many hardships and think lemony is dead and then find out lemony was alive but it was for naught coz she will give back the engagement ring and marry bert  also give birth to the kids so i dont think anything really happened there

lol

mad man?you dont say.

esme looks ready for coachella

#count olaf ,known murdurer and arsonist,is against drinking and driving

madam lulu is olivia???

*vision of khandsome stranger

*and her gf?

*no she is not in the vision

ooooo buuuurn

*that blond is fake

oooo 2nd buuuurn

dang she said it folk!

A series Of Unfortunate events

okay that face on olaf is new.what emotion was that again?awe?fear?humanity?

man i gotta wait till morning now?

hookman is talking about fiona and the captain.

i love drunk olaf

#uncanny representation of job interviews narrated by lemony snicket

lol i know what the white handsome guy is supposed to be.

community college!

who is lulu/olivia talking to?

omg baldie paints great

beatrice looks hot in that dress.is she alive?that cant be

i feel weird because i watched the greatest showman yesterday and now this is giving me the creeps.

my eyes!!!my eyes!!!! why is lemony dressed as a clown?i feel bad

THEY ARENT ORPHANS IF ONE OF THEIR PARENTS IS STILL ALIVE

yes watch the films.

girls be like STAY AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIENd

aww fuck this you made me care about madam lulu i hate this show

the finale here we gooooo

but who was lulu before olivia?oh!so the ex-lulu was who took the sugar bowl outta hospital!

its a wild goose chase no one is alive

oh no her hair thingy fel

that pit is not deep enough!how did he get them there?

my eeyyyeesss!!!

THIS!this is why jealeous girls are dangerous

*regular healthcare is important

who the hell is the newspaper delivery guy?always on my nerves!!

#when half of your otp is dead

*is this legal?

ladies and genTAdjeksks

#unfolding

math teachers are evil

lol olaf jumpscared

fuck this show.never trust "im right behind you"crying.

#when your otp is dead

oh i remember this .they will pretend to hire all the freaks but then take sunny and leave klause and violet get carried away to their deaths coz they knew all along

so olaf failed to push beatrice

starting your career as arsonists is such a moral dillema.

imagine getting the "talk" from olaf ew

that must be kit

CLIFFHANGER

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