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teratodentata · 4 months ago

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Occasionally going through 1950s music (and earlier) to add things to the playlist that functions as the shuffle bag from which I pull chapter names for this fanfiction and I am constantly reminded that I am a big stupid slut for 1950s rock music, despite myself, why did nobody ever tell me that Dale Hawkins’ “Susie Q” fucked so hard

#I’ve only ever heard the credence Clearwater revival version until today #how a band that is ostensibly considered More Rock than 1950s rock toned down the sound is beyond me #actually no it’s not #fuck CCR #it’s not a good band #the only one of them whose post-CCR music doesn’t make me die inside is Bob Seger #and even him!! he only gets a pass once or thrice #night moves was good until everyone in my family learned to play acoustic guitars and tried to all play the song together at once #on their acoustic guitars #at which point I had to acknowledge that they sounded like the eagles #turn the page is good #better than the Metallica version by a large margin #old time rock and roll also #otherwise no thank you #hey while you’re here with me under the floorboards you should consider listening to old Johnny cash #I was under the impression that the majority of his hits came out in the sixties but no #he’s a 1950s man through and through #and boy howdy now that I know that the chapter titles are about to be chockablock with his music #I got real into Johnny cash in high school #not the weirdly Christian songs because gross #but my dad was deployed and all I had was his music collection and there was a lot of Johnny cash #and man has like four songs but all the songs slap #love that shit #did you know that shel Silverstein wrote the song a boy named Sue #anyway good morning #I am supposed to be sending out faxes

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cryptcoop · 8 months ago

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You're the best, Moira !

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #moira #moira o'deorain #sigma #siebren de kuiper #i like to think she has to hold his hand otherwise he'll float away #you can thank my wife for this because they basically gave me the idea #this is not ship art but i dont really care if you see it that way #CRYPTCOOP ART

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tremordusk · 11 days ago

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Lilia: oh fuck

Rio, slinging an arm over her shoulder: Lilia and I go way back~

Jen, surprised: What’s your guys history?

*The history in question*

Lilia, fighting Dracula in the woods: *slaps him in the face*

Rio, watching from afar behind a tree: You are sick-

Lilia stabs him with a stake

Rio: I’m in love with you, I’m in love with you, I love you

Lilia, gets bitten but tosses him off her

Rio: You feel nothing you’re just dead inside

Lilia, going in with the RKO move

Rio: I love you, I love you, I just love you

Lilia, standing triumphantly over Dracula’s dead body

Rio, breathily: Take me, I love you…take me, birth me inside of you and pull me out—

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bamsara · 3 months ago

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As a writer who doesn't often read other fics because of personal preferences, but also to focus on my own and spend a lot of time writing something completely to my own exact tastes instead I gotta ask

(This is specifically about long-fics, but short fics can work too)

Personally, I have specific preferences/squicks that make it hard for me to read certain things and prefer to write what I like instead of looking for it in other places (That's not to say that it can't be found! I just find writing it to be a lot more satisfying)

#brought to you by: talking to someone about how i instantly click out of things if there's something i dont vibe with #whether its relationship dynamics or otherwise #I could more into deph about what specific things i dont like when reading things but i'd gotta be asked for specifically for it #or ill feel rude lmao #nothing controversal just small things that make me go Ah No Thanks #sara shush

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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i don't know what this is. the plush has invaded my brain. it has the controls now

#three of us! just three of us! look closely you will see...#dhmis but its the different wall..eys. ies. eyes. walleyes. WHAT IS THE PLURAL #fr tho i need the plush. i need it #thank FUCK there's a 21 day window #otherwise!! i would never have him!! and id be Crushed!!#he needs to be in my arms....#scribble salad #welcome home #honestly though the plush is In My Brain #ive rewatched the ad so many times already...#its endeared me to howdy further. wally as well but thats a given #howdy my beloved....

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domirine · 11 months ago

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the duality of when dog wants your food

#shitposting time thank you for the prompt tristan love you #jjba #i suppose!!#avpol #i had to colour these bc otherwise tumblr would NOT publish them idk what it is about b&w doodles but apparently they're illegal #art #stardust crusaders

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chloesimaginationthings · 8 months ago

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WAKE UP,

HAIKU BOT JUST REBLOGGED ONE OF YOUR COMICS

BLESSED BY HAIKU BOT ONCE AGAIN

(here’s the post)

#ask reply #HAIKU BOT I LOVE YOU #holy shit Michael Afton haiku #genuinely the funniest thing it could of reblogged #thank you for telling me anon I would of definitely missed this otherwise #Haiku bot is a canon Michael Afton fan 💜#makes sense robots love Michael

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commsroom · 3 months ago

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still getting a grasp on this whole no gravity thing (by @jamisonrivv)

#wolf 359 #w359 #doug eiffel #THANK YOU... this makes me laugh so much. he's perfect.#i love that Only the lid is floating this is a true representation of wolf 359 gravity. to me.#there's no gravity in theory but in practice. only when it's funny or dramatic or otherwise causes problems for eiffel.#loveee how you draw him one of the most perfect styles for doug eiffel there has ever been. the lines. his hair. he's so scruffy and lanky #makes me so happy <3 #art

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ominous-horse-noises · 7 months ago

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anyway i want to reiterate that i hope the rat grinders are tpk'd, revived and uncorrupted solely bc i want them to have to spend senior year together. 'redeemed' doesnt necessarily mean friendly with the bad kids and honestly? its so much funnier if they continue being bitchy to each other but without the trying to end the world stuff. they've built plenty of positive relationships w/ former villains now it's time for the next stage: uneasy alliance buzzing with the tension of both sides trying to hold back the urge to clown on each other

introducing, fantasy high senior year: the group project

#look me in my eyes. see my vision #kipperlilly and riz working on a case and kipperlilly watching the unhinged construction of one of his conspiracy boards #oisin and adaine casting a spell together trading barbs ab oracles and nepo babies between stacks of books #reuban and fig. well. thank god fig's dropping out bc that dynamic is unsalvageable now. i support her in everything she did but its Over #gorgug repairing maryann's quirky pet tamagochi for her w/ his artificer skills #fabian trying to curse his bardic inspiration to ivy after she makes a snide comment about mazey #buddy and kristen finally having that heart-to-heart kristen's been itching for all season. buddy doesnt convert but they understand better #the only ppl i want on genuinely good terms are buddy and kristen bc it makes sense for them and also bc its so funny #“we hate their pussy. except buddy that's my boy”#the dynamic of liking (1) guy in a friend group you otherwise hate is so primed for comedy. buddy invites her to trgs gc and gets yelled at #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20

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turtledotjpeg · 10 months ago

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melody leorio and kurapika somehow find a chance to take a break and Chill together (I don't know how or when, but I want it for them lol)

for a vday exchange in discord!! this was right up my alley hehe, was very excited to draw these three again ^_^

#was lazy and got the floor texture from an unsplash photo ^^;#btw it's probably not worth the time to decipher but kurapika is reading a real life book. some important literature #may or may not have put a bit too much effort into converting it from english to japanese to hunter text (wikipedia helped thanks wikipedia #hunter x hunter #hxh #leorio paladiknight #melody hxh #senritsu #kurapika #leomelopika #leokurasen #<- prompt was for queerplatonic gen romantic or otherwise & i think this could be interpreted as any one of those as you prefer!

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91939art · 4 months ago

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Who's Marvel Jesus?

🌟🌟patreon | commission us🌟🌟

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webism · 14 days ago

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After watching from the front row as one of the UFC’s most prolific fighters, Satoru Gojo, loses a main event fight to rookie Suguru Geto, you develop a taste for the scene. When Gojo demands a rematch, you jump at the chance to cover the buildup to the most anticipated fight of a lifetime. What you don’t expect is for both of your rivaling subjects to set their eyes—and desires—not just on the win, but on you as well.

mma!satoru x mma!suguru x reporter!reader. smut fic, mdni

MASTERLIST:

ⅰ. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎— ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ SORE LOSER‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎coming soon!

ⅱ. ‎ ‎ ‎— ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ON THE RECORD‎ ‎ ‎‎ coming soon!

ⅲ. ‎‎ ‎— ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ (PHONE) SEX IT BETTER‎ ‎ ‎‎ coming soon!

ⅳ. ‎‎ ‎— ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ LESSONS IN LEVERAGE‎ ‎ ‎‎ coming soon!

ⅴ. ‎‎ ‎— ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ HIM OR ME‎ ‎ ‎‎ coming soon!

chapters 6-10 TBA

taglist: @lotties-ashwagandha

#the geto cucking you fic is slipped in here LOL #satoru gojo smut #suguru geto smut #jjk smut #gojo smut #geto smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #yes im still writing masked yes i will finish kinktober let me have 20 diff projects going ok #also thank you to the most badass mma fighter ever #stevie #lotties-ashwagandha #for bestowing upon me your knowledge of the scene and helping me write something that i otherwise wouldnt be able to

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idiotsyncratic0 · 21 days ago

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*Shaking you* your art is so good!

sorry i saw the tag that you've been a fan a submas for a long time and i got excited

THANK YOU SO MUCH!! 🧡

I don't have any old old art of them, but here! I redrew an older piece of them hard at work at their minimum wage jobs!!!

#my art #submas #ingo #emmet #do you recognise their shirts?#sorry if u ever ordered that sub before :(#thank you for the ask!!#i used to look up fanart of them on the school computers and get into MASSIVE trouble LOL!!!#gen 5 was awesome dont let anyone tell you otherwise

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tubbytarchia · 9 months ago

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Oh, I'll bow my head, I'll clip my wings I was never gonna make it anyway (x)

#haha whats this doing here I dont remember drawing this #jimmy solidarity #jimmy solidarity fanart #trafficblr #thank you to the person who introduced me to this song among others in the Jimmy brainrot #you know who you are #it was Bree #tubby art #Im not going to expand on ideas here lol but fuck yeah Jimmy clipped wing symbolism #sorry to anyone whos annoyed by the constant canary theme etc but dude its way too good symbolism and imagery sorry #I dont make the rules #this is why his character is so cool and compelling and makes me wanna rip my hair out #Jimmy is a very good and capable man. I hope the angst art etc doesnt make people think that I think otherwise #you can be cool and capable and still suffer baby!!!

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artharakka · 8 months ago

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🔥🌿 Commission for @ mle.samson on instagram 🌿🔥

#commission #ttrpg #tiefling #this is one of the last few swordtember commissions I've taken (two more in queue)#but I've been making them bit slower since they were a bit cheaper so I've been only doing them inbetween other commissions #BUt now I added this kind of commission option to my commission info so you can hop onto my regular waitlist and have this delivered to you #otherwise also renewed my offers if you are interested #anyway thanks to to the commissioner 🧡🔥 loved doing this!

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anemonet · 3 months ago

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L is for Late!...to post...ahem uh i mean im in a zine!!!! the @hermitzine zine even, where everyone did an amazing job and you should check it out :D

#hermitcraft #tangotek #skizzleman #falsesymmetry #ok thats all the chacaters im tagging otherwise il be here all day #ahem yeah zines are fun! i continue to do way to much but were vibing #otherwise this was so fun to draw!!! can you tell page 2 is my fave? i hope so i love that page. but it was also so fun to draw everyone in #page 4 #also tiny skizz :))))#my art #we are listning hör dåligt fattar trögt by emil jensen!!!#ough look at my crumched images boy i suppose this is great #ph also thank you all the moderators for being great and so cool!!!!!#im gonna be so normal in the discord in a day or two once i recover from the heat to praise everyone so fear that 👍👍👍👍

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