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Occasionally going through 1950s music (and earlier) to add things to the playlist that functions as the shuffle bag from which I pull chapter names for this fanfiction and I am constantly reminded that I am a big stupid slut for 1950s rock music, despite myself, why did nobody ever tell me that Dale Hawkins’ “Susie Q” fucked so hard
#I’ve only ever heard the credence Clearwater revival version until today#how a band that is ostensibly considered More Rock than 1950s rock toned down the sound is beyond me#actually no it’s not#fuck CCR#it’s not a good band#the only one of them whose post-CCR music doesn’t make me die inside is Bob Seger#and even him!! he only gets a pass once or thrice#night moves was good until everyone in my family learned to play acoustic guitars and tried to all play the song together at once#on their acoustic guitars#at which point I had to acknowledge that they sounded like the eagles#turn the page is good#better than the Metallica version by a large margin#old time rock and roll also#otherwise no thank you#hey while you’re here with me under the floorboards you should consider listening to old Johnny cash#I was under the impression that the majority of his hits came out in the sixties but no#he’s a 1950s man through and through#and boy howdy now that I know that the chapter titles are about to be chockablock with his music#I got real into Johnny cash in high school#not the weirdly Christian songs because gross#but my dad was deployed and all I had was his music collection and there was a lot of Johnny cash#and man has like four songs but all the songs slap#love that shit#did you know that shel Silverstein wrote the song a boy named Sue#anyway good morning#I am supposed to be sending out faxes
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recurring dreams of a woman from the ocean
#thank you to red and isaque for all the help with the perspective.... i could not have done this otherwise im srs#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#ldshadowlady#lizzie ldshadowlady#hermitcraft#empires smp#mcyt#fanart#jizzie#<- sure#masondrawing
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You're the best, Moira !
#overwatch#overwatch 2#moira#moira o'deorain#sigma#siebren de kuiper#i like to think she has to hold his hand otherwise he'll float away#you can thank my wife for this because they basically gave me the idea#this is not ship art but i dont really care if you see it that way#CRYPTCOOP ART
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Lilia: oh fuck
Rio, slinging an arm over her shoulder: Lilia and I go way back~
Jen, surprised: What’s your guys history?
*The history in question*
Lilia, fighting Dracula in the woods: *slaps him in the face*
Rio, watching from afar behind a tree: You are sick-
Lilia stabs him with a stake
Rio: I’m in love with you, I’m in love with you, I love you
Lilia, gets bitten but tosses him off her
Rio: You feel nothing you’re just dead inside
Lilia, going in with the RKO move
Rio: I love you, I love you, I just love you
Lilia, standing triumphantly over Dracula’s dead body
Rio, breathily: Take me, I love you…take me, birth me inside of you and pull me out—
#if you read this in aubrey’s voice you are correct#this was directly from patti and aubrey being on hot ones versus#that video fucking makes me laugh#and then i was like#Lilia fighting vamps and then this incorrect quote was born while I was taking a shower#say thank you to op’s mind#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#agatha x rio#kathryn hahn#agatha all along spoilers#aubrey plaza#marvel#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#agatha all along incorrect quotes#this is my canon#you can’t convince me otherwise—
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As a writer who doesn't often read other fics because of personal preferences, but also to focus on my own and spend a lot of time writing something completely to my own exact tastes instead I gotta ask
(This is specifically about long-fics, but short fics can work too)
Personally, I have specific preferences/squicks that make it hard for me to read certain things and prefer to write what I like instead of looking for it in other places (That's not to say that it can't be found! I just find writing it to be a lot more satisfying)
#brought to you by: talking to someone about how i instantly click out of things if there's something i dont vibe with#whether its relationship dynamics or otherwise#I could more into deph about what specific things i dont like when reading things but i'd gotta be asked for specifically for it#or ill feel rude lmao#nothing controversal just small things that make me go Ah No Thanks#sara shush
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The pylidaigh, a type of vampiric snow ghost, as imagined in folklore in and around the Highlands.
This is a ghost believed to come into being when a person dies in the snow and their body is not found before their soul (still trapped without its funeral rites) 'freezes' inside of it. The body then reanimates into a pylidaigh's twisted form. It looks like someone who slowly died of starvation, just a thin layer of flesh over bones. Its skin is as white as the snow itself, so pale it can blend seamlessly into a blizzard. Most of its body appears subtly stretched and lanky, save for its exceptionally unsubtle long, skinny arms, which drag on the ground behind it when it walks. After a big meal of blood, its belly swells like the abdomen of a tick.
A pylidaigh can only tread across snow and ice, and so doorways and windows are best kept clear of snowfall during the winter in order to prevent it from reaching inside. It mostly comes out to hunt during blizzards when there is little that can prevent it from catching its victims.
In spite of its fragile appearance, a pylidaigh is supernaturally strong, and can run at great speeds when it wants to. No mortal weapons can pierce its body, nor can any bonds known to craftsmen hold it in place. It is usually said that chains forged like iron but made out of ice can bind a pylidaigh and render it immobile, but this smithing technique remains tragically elusive to the average joe.
This ghost is either cast as a wildly dangerous but tragic figure, or one that is more simply malicious. In either case, it is described as experiencing nothing but bitter cold. It shivers endlessly. It retains distant memories of what it was to be alive, and it is motivated by a futile desperation to experience the feeling of warmth again.
In more sympathetic framings, it is described as using its freaky gibbon arms to capture its victims and pull them into an embrace, rather innocently trying to warm itself against their body. This inevitably fails, and the embrace becomes a bone crushing squeeze. When that too fails to warm the ghost, it rips out the person's throat and drinks their blood until the victim is as cold and drained as the pylidaigh itself.
In other cases, this more pitiable narrative of a ghost seeking warmth with no comprehension of its actions is discarded in favor of making it purely monstrous. Here it is a type of vampire with an insatiable thirst, practically a physical manifestation of the worst of winter itself. Some tales acknowledge both variants, suggesting a pylidaigh's violent attempts to warm itself may be initially devoid of malice, but turns into an act of furious jealousy of the warmth of the living after years of suffering.
The only (more or less) surefire method to permanently kill a roaming pylidaigh involves trapping it with fire. They are attracted to any source of heat, and will attempt to warm themselves with the flames (if not tempted away by a juicy living human body). The fire itself cannot kill them (as the sheer cold of their body is more powerful even than flame) but they can be trapped if kept near the fire long enough for the snow it depends upon to melt. This does not kill the pylidaigh either. The monster will remain in stuck in place (and potentially become a threat again if it snows more) for the duration of the winter. Only when the spring comes and all the snow melts does it revert into a normal human carcass (though mysteriously invulnerable to decay), at which point it can be cremated.
Pylidaigh in the wilds also revert to a human corpse during the snowless seasons, but will roam again each following winter unless it is burnt in the interim. It is of critical importance that any human corpse found in high mountain pasture is cremated- not only out of respect for the poor soul trapped as an earthbound ghost, but to prevent the threat of the possible dormant pylidaigh emerging next winter.
#Imagine this thing Naruto running towards you at 20 mph#This was loosely inspired by me getting hypothermia once while camping very close to a town but on a mountainside a few#miles above it. Think it would be considered moderate I knew what was happening but was very confused and disoriented#Knowing my body was too fucking cold and my heartbeat was too slow and I couldn't stop shivering#Looking down on the lights below and being like Bro I Have To Get There And Get Warm Or Am Going To DIE#I woke up from sleep while in this state which like. Thank god because otherwise I might have legit died but it felt like I was dreaming.#It was so surreal just like walking then driving towards the lights knowing I NEEDED to get there NEEDED to get warm.#I was able to drive down without getting into an accident and got to a hospital so it ended up okay and my arms didn't strecth#out like a gibbon or anything.#folklore#hill tribes#I've been working on a pylidaigh folktale for a few days but it's taking a while because I keep going back and fourth on whether#I'll write it in character voice or not
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mayor shrine, for his birthday :))
#would you like to come pray. at my eighty-piece assemblage#this took roughly six hours and i began the prep work the night before his big day. i refuse to take it apart#thanks to all my friends and fellow mayor fans who send me merch of him both official and fan-made#i wouldn't have such a rich piece otherwise LOL#mayor iceburg#one piece#my assemblage
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the duality of when dog wants your food
#shitposting time thank you for the prompt tristan love you#jjba#i suppose!!#avpol#i had to colour these bc otherwise tumblr would NOT publish them idk what it is about b&w doodles but apparently they're illegal#art#stardust crusaders
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WAKE UP,
HAIKU BOT JUST REBLOGGED ONE OF YOUR COMICS
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BLESSED BY HAIKU BOT ONCE AGAIN
(here’s the post)
#ask reply#HAIKU BOT I LOVE YOU#holy shit Michael Afton haiku#genuinely the funniest thing it could of reblogged#thank you for telling me anon I would of definitely missed this otherwise#Haiku bot is a canon Michael Afton fan 💜#makes sense robots love Michael
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still getting a grasp on this whole no gravity thing (by @jamisonrivv)
#wolf 359#w359#doug eiffel#THANK YOU... this makes me laugh so much. he's perfect.#i love that Only the lid is floating this is a true representation of wolf 359 gravity. to me.#there's no gravity in theory but in practice. only when it's funny or dramatic or otherwise causes problems for eiffel.#loveee how you draw him one of the most perfect styles for doug eiffel there has ever been. the lines. his hair. he's so scruffy and lanky#makes me so happy <3#art
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anyway i want to reiterate that i hope the rat grinders are tpk'd, revived and uncorrupted solely bc i want them to have to spend senior year together. 'redeemed' doesnt necessarily mean friendly with the bad kids and honestly? its so much funnier if they continue being bitchy to each other but without the trying to end the world stuff. they've built plenty of positive relationships w/ former villains now it's time for the next stage: uneasy alliance buzzing with the tension of both sides trying to hold back the urge to clown on each other
introducing, fantasy high senior year: the group project
#look me in my eyes. see my vision#kipperlilly and riz working on a case and kipperlilly watching the unhinged construction of one of his conspiracy boards#oisin and adaine casting a spell together trading barbs ab oracles and nepo babies between stacks of books#reuban and fig. well. thank god fig's dropping out bc that dynamic is unsalvageable now. i support her in everything she did but its Over#gorgug repairing maryann's quirky pet tamagochi for her w/ his artificer skills#fabian trying to curse his bardic inspiration to ivy after she makes a snide comment about mazey#buddy and kristen finally having that heart-to-heart kristen's been itching for all season. buddy doesnt convert but they understand better#the only ppl i want on genuinely good terms are buddy and kristen bc it makes sense for them and also bc its so funny#“we hate their pussy. except buddy that's my boy”#the dynamic of liking (1) guy in a friend group you otherwise hate is so primed for comedy. buddy invites her to trgs gc and gets yelled at#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20
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melody leorio and kurapika somehow find a chance to take a break and Chill together (I don't know how or when, but I want it for them lol)
for a vday exchange in discord!! this was right up my alley hehe, was very excited to draw these three again ^_^
#was lazy and got the floor texture from an unsplash photo ^^;#btw it's probably not worth the time to decipher but kurapika is reading a real life book. some important literature#may or may not have put a bit too much effort into converting it from english to japanese to hunter text (wikipedia helped thanks wikipedia#hunter x hunter#hxh#leorio paladiknight#melody hxh#senritsu#kurapika#leomelopika#leokurasen#<- prompt was for queerplatonic gen romantic or otherwise & i think this could be interpreted as any one of those as you prefer!
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Who's Marvel Jesus?
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#91939art#deadpool and wolverine#xmen#fanart#ukrart#wade wilson#james howlett#logan#marvel jesus#ukrtumblr#fan art#укртумбочка#deadpool#wolverine#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#dogpool#the movie was the most pleasant experience maybe of entire decade#but you must be a fan since at least 2000s to appreciate it fully#no idea how is it watchable otherwise#artists on tumblr#thank you
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*Shaking you* your art is so good!
sorry i saw the tag that you've been a fan a submas for a long time and i got excited
THANK YOU SO MUCH!! 🧡
I don't have any old old art of them, but here! I redrew an older piece of them hard at work at their minimum wage jobs!!!
#my art#submas#ingo#emmet#do you recognise their shirts?#sorry if u ever ordered that sub before :(#thank you for the ask!!#i used to look up fanart of them on the school computers and get into MASSIVE trouble LOL!!!#gen 5 was awesome dont let anyone tell you otherwise
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Bam, is it okay to tell you to check the wordstream? Searching ""(Fic title")" wordstream"? I did for my fics and while I wasn't included i tried searching solar lunacy and it's not there but
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I just wanted to tell you. Most likely CEATPEOTW and your Don't Starve works are also included
EVERYDAY IS A NIGHTMARE
For fucks sake these paid AI thieves are not only being incredibly scummy but they're going to ruin every legal protection writers have to make fanfiction if it keeps going like this. I'm gonna start putting ai scrapper deterrents in my literal writing.
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Coloring this might kill me😎 but if I do I won’t censor it
#Wip#I may reluctantly leave as a completed piece#darkest dungeon#darkest dungeon reynauld#darkest dungeon dismas#dd reynauld#reynauld#dd dismas#dd crusader#dd highwayman#dd reymas#darkest dungeon highwayman#darkest dungeon crusader#reymas#my hc of dismas at his most vanilla is the most hardcore reynauld can imagine#thank god there’s a mechanic for characters getting deviant taste lmaooo#so much fuel#bro I’m so ontop of perspective shit (comparatively to my past)#I’m figuring out their shapes#love this phase of a fixation#and I usually hate it#but between Dismas’ diamond cheekbones and Rey’s helmet I’m set#also these characters so fuck#and you can’t tell me otherwise#my future plans#figure out how to make dismas 400% more gangly and tall#I need to reevaluate my anatomy ratios
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