#other people are there but idcidc

[olivia-anderson-fanfic]

Yuu can do it!

Part 75

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“You know what happened?” Riddle asked, frowning slightly.

Enma smiled. “Think so.”

“Care to enlighten us?” Azul said.

“Not for free!”

Several people looked like they wanted to throttle Enma for daring to have good business sense.

“How about we come back to them!” Kalim said, his hands on his hips. “No harm in trying to figure it out ourselves, right?”

Now everyone was glaring at Kalim. Yuus included. Kalim, being Kalim, didn’t seem to notice.

Leona tilted his head to the side. “I’d be down to let the freaks hang out together again. They’re gonna do it anyway, it’s a pain to try to keep them apart, might as well end this now. Before they actually start retaliating.”

Azul nodded along. “I agree. However, they currently have no place to stay.”

“That didn’t stop you from making us homeless two months ago,” Kuroki muttered, bitterly.

Ito and Enma gave him twin incredulous looks. Which was fair. That kind of sounded like he was advocating for them to start a third homelessness arc. He, wisely, decided to shut up.

“We could give them to Schoenheit. They’re renovating the dorm because of him and his thing, so it should be his problem,” said Leona, waving a hand vaguely.

The Yuus narrowed in on Vil Schoenheit. So this was all his fault, then?

Vil rested his hands on his hips. “I hardly have the time to take care of three overgrown potatoes.”

“Ex-fucking-scuse me?” Ito said.

Enma grabbed them by the arm before they could punch a world-class supermodel in the face. They would get sued So Fast, and therefore it was vital that they did not do that.

“Kuroki, take Ito on a walk for a sec?” Enma asked.

Ito rolled their eyes, muttering that they were “Not a dog”, but, when Kuroki tugged at their arm insistently, they allowed themself to be dragged out the door.

And, though they would never admit to this aloud, they did calm down after a few laps of the hallway.

You want to know who did not calm down? Literally anyone else.

Kuroki opened the door to Crowley’s office and was forced to duck under a stray spell. Because, apparently, everyone was fighting now. Throwing spells and accusations in equal measure.

“The stolen object is a magestone that supplies a type of magical power that fairies favor. Wouldn't it follow, then, that the fairies would be our first suspects? As I recall, there's a fae that’s supposed to be here right now, and yet we can’t seem to get in contact with him.”

Azul had a point.

Or, at least, he seemed to have a point, until the Ignihyde housewarden pointed out that, “Please, Draconia is way too OP to bother stealing something like that. It’s like a drop in the bucket for him, mana-wise. I bet you have it, Azul-shi, and you’re just waiting to sell it to the highest bidder.”

Which, first of all, that guy could talk?! Since when?!

Second of all, Kuroki could see that happening. Vividly.

“Maybe the tyrant over there needs a pretty rock for one of his little tea parties,” Leona said.

Vil and Riddle both scoffed. Leona had been only looking at Riddle, but the fact that Vil had taken issue with that sentence was slightly suspicious.

“You don’t even believe what you're saying!” Riddle snapped.

“You can’t prove that,” Leona said, shrugging, entirely nonchalant.

Enma, who had otherwise been watching things go down with the rapt attention of someone just barely refraining from chanting ‘fight, fight, fight’, seemed to realize that he needed to abandon ship the moment Riddle's face started reddening. He rushed out from behind the cover he’d been taking behind the Headmaster’s overturned desk and ducked out the door, slamming it shut behind himself.

(Kuroki was pretty sure he heard the Ignihyde dormhead scream as he was locked inside.)

The Yuus looked at each other.

“Anyone in the mood for breakfast?” Ito suggested, lightly.

Enma ran his fingers through his hair. “Sure. They can come get us when they’re done.”

“We should go pick up Grim, anyway,” Kuroki said, stretching his arms above his head lazily. “Lucky him, missing out on all this shit by being literally impossible to wake up half the time.”

Ito sighed. “If only I was slightly better at ignoring being beat over the head multiple times…”

“I believe in you,” said Kuroki, patting them on the shoulder.

“Don’t encourage that,” Enma groaned.

“... oh, good point. Ito, please don’t. You’ll, like, die. Probably.”

Ito opened their mouth.

Enma cuffed them over the back of the head before they could get a word out.

Ito sulked.

~

In the end, the Yuus had a relatively peaceful breakfast, all things considered. Most of the Octavinelle students were camping out in their rooms, desperately clinging to their fans, so the kitchen was pretty much empty. Kitchens run warm on the best of days, thanks to all of the machinery, so it wasn’t all that surprising that everyone was avoiding it like the plague.

The Yuus, who had just spent the entire break in a desert, were relatively fine.

Ito had taken the opportunity to complain about every single aspect of the Scarabia dorm’s uniform, regardless. Apparently, they had problems with everything – from the ‘Jesus sandals’ to the ‘Guy Fieri pants’ to the ‘fucking caution tape belts’. Their opinions were strong. And, as far as Kuroki could tell, nonsensical. What did any of that even mean?

But, hey, it didn’t seem like Ito was going to abandon them to join Scarabia anytime soon, so he wasn’t going to complain.

Grim had finished his food already, and was playing with his silverware to entertain himself. He was reenacting some sort of great war, from the looks of things. His knife lay among the fallen. Enma seemed torn between stopping him and allowing their darling baby to have his fun.

“Do you really know what happened to their weird stone?” Kuroki asked.

Enma didn't seem fooled by Kuroki's attempt at changing the subject, but he still indulged him: “Yeah. I was coming over to sleep, and then I realized that I should probably pop by Ramshackle to check for Tsunotarou. Needed to tell him I might not be around for a while, y’know?”

“You guys are getting close, hm?” Kuroki said.

Enma snickered. “You have nothing to be jealous of.”

“I’m not –.”

“He doesn’t even come in for tea when I try to invite him to be polite. I think he just treats me like… I dunno. A sponge for his infodumps about old architecture.”

Kuroki narrowed his eyes at Enma. He wasn’t sure whether he wanted to let the ‘jealous’ comment go, yet.

Ito, however, was not the one being insulted, and therefore was entirely content to move the conversation past this: “So, you went out to meet ‘Tsunotarou’, and then what?”

“Well, I saw him. We chatted for a bit while he walked me back to the mirror room. But then we saw a couple of faeries carrying a magestone. They were really struggling to carry it, so I offered to help them, and we took it – places. After that, I came here to sleep.”

Ito tipped their head to the side thoughtfully.

“Oh shit, we really are involved in every bad thing that happens on campus,” Kuroki said.

“Only on a technicality,” Ito shrugged. “They would have stolen it regardless of Enma’s help, I’m pretty sure.”

“I’m not saying that as a bad thing. Anything that makes the Headmaster’s life harder is great in my book.”

Ito rolled their eyes. “He’s not that bad.”

“He literally doesn’t even pay you minimum wage,” Kuroki said.

“That’s a common practice,” Ito shrugged, way too calm. “If a person is somewhere illegally, and rely on their employer in some way for food, shelter, citizenship, etcetera etcetera… most of the time, the employer will take advantage of that.”

“Doesn’t make it a good thing,” Enma pointed out.

Ito nodded. “I agree. But it’s not like it’s all that shocking that he’s not a great employer… and, besides, I’ve known he hasn’t been paying me a fair wage for a while. I do the guy’s taxes for him, I know the law. I’ve had time to get used to it.”

Kuroki scowled. Grim was sneaking his way closer to Ito's plate while they were distracted, but he didn’t feel compelled to tell them this. Apparently, they didn’t mind wage theft, so why should they care about their food being stolen right out from under them?

“Besides, he can argue that he gives us a place to stay for free, which makes up for the loss of revenue and then some.” They waved their chopsticks vaguely. “It is what it is.”

“Ito-chan!” a voice wailed.

“Nevermind, I hate him,” Ito said, their expression souring as Crowley flung himself on top of them dramatically, sobbing openly. They looked at their chopsticks, contemplatively, as if considering shoving them into Crowley’s eyes.

Kuroki wasn’t a religious man, but he was praying for a miracle here.

They slowly, reluctantly, set down their chopsticks and lifted their hand to pat Crowley on the top of the head. “There, there,” they said, tonelessly.

See, this is why he wasn’t religious. It never works out for him.

“Ito-chan, you’re supposed to help me,” Crowley almost whined.

Ito hummed. “You don’t pay me enough to deal with all of this.”

“I just gave you a raise…” Crowley whined. Wow, he had given up that pretense immediately.

“You’re still paying them pennies,” Enma said.

There was a beat of silence. Crowley opened and closed his mouth a few times, as if he really wanted to argue, but couldn’t. In the end, he gave up with a sigh and squeezed Ito tighter.

“I’m renovating your dorm…” he said, sulkily. “Is that not enough…?”

“You’re renovating Ramshackle because of Schoenheit-senpai’s thing, not for us,” Kuroki said.

“Tch,” said Crowley.

Enma and Kuroki’s mouths dropped open. That was so – rude! Even if Crowely was never a particularly respectable educator, it was still jarring to hear from an adult.

Ito didn’t seem all that surprised, either. Just how often was Crowley like this? Could Kuroki hate him any more than he already did? Because the guy was really trying to set a new record, here.

They looked at Crowley for a minute, before sighing. “Pay me minimum wage and I’ll tell you where the magestone is.”

Crowley was crying again.

Kuroki and Enma were feeling much the same.

“But – but – my money!”

“Just cancel one of your ‘business trips’.”

“Fine…” Crowley said, his wings drooping sadly. “But you’ll have to help me in the infirmary.”

“I can’t brew potions.”

“I’ll do the magical aspects, I simply need help with the more… day-to-day injuries.”

Ito thought this over, before shrugging and holding their hand out for Crowley to shake. The man lurched forward to shake it immediately.

Ito went back to their food.

Or, at least, they tried to. Grim had eaten it all while they were distracted. Their shoulders slumped.

“I thought you guys were on strike,” said Grim, quickly.

“Yeah, Ito, don’t be a scab,” Kuroki said.

Ito pinched the bridge of their nose. “Think about it this way – I don’t think he would have gone too far out of his way to help, so the culprits are probably somewhere on campus. They’re going to figure out where the magestone is, sooner rather than later. We might as well get what we can out of this.”

“But what we want to get is our right to be in the same dorm again,” Enma huffed.

“You heard them this morning. They’re on the verge of giving up on the whole thing, it'd be a waste of leverage,” Ito shrugged. “And it’s not like we haven’t found a way to stick together, anyway.”

Crowley frowned. “You have?”

Ito rolled their eyes. “You know exactly how effective Being Annoying is.”

The little lights in Crowley’s eyes narrowed just slightly at being insulted to his face, but it seemed he couldn’t find it in himself to argue when he was literally draped half on top of Ito for the sake of begging.

Faeries can’t lie, Ito had said, a while back.

It seemed they were right.

Hm…

Kuroki wasn’t sure how he could use this in his murder attempts, but he would find a way!

His resolve was only further renewed when Crowley picked up Ito and seemed to attempt to fucking steal them. He wasn't even being subtle about it! What the fuck?!

~

Kuroki and Enma were definitely not sulking as the Housewardens, Ito, and Crowley crept closer to the Botanical Garden.

Apparently, Leona had gotten sick of the fight and decided to hide out in one of his usual haunts, only to find that there were already quite a lot of people there.

Ito had been right to agree to help when they had. But had that ever stopped a Yuu from being petty? Absolutely not. They had their pride, thank you very much.

(Ignore the fact that they were both holding Ito’s hands. This was unrelated to their argument and, frankly, rude to point out.)

No one was expecting to see the Botanical Garden being prepared for what Kuroki could only assume was a party. Small lanterns were strung among the greenery. Gorgeous fabrics were draped over the trees. The very air itself seemed to shimmer with magic. In the center of the garden hung a giant chandelier, the magestones just barely swaying in an impossible wind.

Tiny faeries, no bigger than the palm of Kuroki’s hand, whizzed around, preparing everything with a frankly shocking amount of focus.

Kuroki pointed at the faeries. “Why aren’t you that hard-working?”

Crowley’s mouth dropped open in offense. “It’s not easy running an entire school, you know!”

“We are well aware,” said Vil, flatly.

Crowley frowned. “Kids these days are so rude.”

“You tch-ed at us!” Kuroki said.

Kuroki swore he saw the man roll his eyes.

"Oh, you are such a bitch."

Crowley didn't dignify him with a response. “That is the precious magestone that disappeared this morning. Don't tell me they pilfered such an important stone for aesthetic purposes…”

“Didn’t you also use a large, important magestone in a chandelier, Headmaster?” Enma asked, ‘politely’.

Crowley did not seem to appreciate his extremely devoted Hate Club.

Riddle raised his hand.

Crowley immediately motioned for him to speak, since clearly allowing the Yuus to talk wasn’t going to get him anything but insulted.

“Is that the Faerie Queen?”

Crowley’s head jerked around to look, and something like horror dawned across his face. He threw himself at Ito, again, for comfort. Ito gave a bone-deep sigh.

“If she's outside of her domain at this time of year, there's only one explanation: Night Raven College's Botanical Garden has been selected as the venue for the Fairy Gala,” said Leona, with a vindictive kind of glee.

“Dear oh dear. Goodness gracious me. Fiddlesticks…”

(“Please just say ‘damn’,” Ito muttered.)

“Oh, the Fairy Gala? I’ve always wanted to go to one of those!” said Kalim, brightly.

“Yeeeaaah,” said Kuroki, slowly, looking around for an explanation of what was, apparently, common knowledge in this world. “Cooooool?”

“The Faerie Gala is a festival that the faeries hold to usher in spring. Those who dwell in the Faerieland choose a place to hold it on a whim when spring draws near. Supposedly, they celebrate the turning of the season with a party and fashion show,” Riddle rattled off, with all the passion someone who had memorized a page of his textbook could muster.

Enma’s fingers twitched like he was missing his notebook. He opened his mouth to ask for more information, but Azul saved them before Enma could ask for an impromptu lecture:

“Should we shoo them off?”

(Enma shot Azul a glare. Everyone knows that if someone moves past a topic you can’t immediately go back to it. How dare Azul use societal norms against him?)

“We can’t,” Crowley sighed. He had, apparently, taken to patting Ito on the top of the head to comfort himself. Ito was glaring at a particularly large rock on the ground, and it didn’t take a genius to see that they were considering bashing Crowley’s head in. Which is why Crowley didn’t seem to notice. He continued to pet his emotional support teenager. “If it were to be interrupted or spoiled, that would incur the fairies' wrath, and Twisted Wonderland would be forever enveloped in winter's cold, harsh embrace.”

“Gasp. Faeries are petty. Who knew,” said Kuroki.

Crowley ignored him – thus, proving his point.

“When the fairies decide upon a venue, there is no negotiating. We can hardly chase off the fairies, but sitting around waiting patiently for the gala to end is also not an option. The Fairy Gala's post-event festivities can easily run for three months. Without that magestone, the temperatures across campus will remain in a state of chaos. We cannot hold classes under such conditions.”

The students immediately perked up.

They can’t hold classes… for three months…?

For the first time ever, Night Raven College students were united in one singular goal:

Impromptu Spring Break.

“What if we ask for it back?” Kalim asked, slowly, unable to hide the wide grin stretching across his face. “Would they give it to us?”

“You’ll find few faeries as mild-mannered and gracious as I,” Crowley said, shaking his head, apparently unaware that his students were absolutely not on the same page as him. “If they want the stone as a part of their chandelier, then we will have to be crafty in our attempts to get it back.”

“... well,” said Azul. “This is hardly our job.”

“It’s Ito-chan’s job,” Crowley said, petulantly.

“I’m on strike.”

Crowley’s mouth fell open. “Ito-chan?!”

“I literally told you this, like, two days ago.”

“You said you’d help!”

“I said I’d tell you where the magestone was. That’s not the same thing.”

“Let me remind you, Headmaster, that we didn’t get to enjoy our Winter Break,” Enma said. “Could you remind us why?”

Crowley started sobbing again.

“I’ll come visit you during the break,” Ito offered. “We can go on vacation – I mean, ‘investigating’ – for a week, or something.”

Crowley sniffled. “Really?”

“Sure,” Ito said, shrugging.

Crowley took a moment to consider this.

Everyone waited with bated breath.

Crowley hung his head. “I cannot allow for this. The school’s reputation is on the line. If we closed for three months, imagine the headlines…!”

The students were entirely unimpressed.

“Here we go with the same old story – a self-important grown-up dumping unpleasant work on his students,” Idia muttered under his breath.

“You're right that being unable to hold classes is a serious problem. But is it one that students have any business addressing?” Riddle asked.

You know you’re fucked when even Riddle Rosehearts isn’t eager to help you get your school back in order.

“The headmage is the only one who can be considered responsible for campus affairs. As a student, I fail to see how any of this is my job,” Vil said.

“Maybe I can take Jamil on vacation,” Kalim said, stars in his eyes. “Then he’ll finally relax!”

(Kuroki, privately, doubted this, but whatever. He wasn’t interested in helping Jamil of all people. Kalim could keep his delusions, for now.)

Crowley looked horrified by his own students’ lack of enthusiasm – or, in Kalim’s case, enthusiasm about the wrong thing.

“Crowley, you shove all of your work onto Ito. We're impressionable children, you know,” Kuroki said.

“Goodness. I know temperatures are in flux, but you needn't all be so unseasonably cold…” Crowley straightened up, something wicked gleaming in his eyes. “I had a feeling you'd respond thusly. So be it. I'm afraid that missing three months of classes means I won't be able to advance you to your next year of studies. That is to say… the entire student will be held back, yourselves included.”

The Ramshackle students didn’t bat an eyelash.

However, the Housewardens immediately started panicking.

Ah, the unity was nice while it lasted, Kuroki supposed.

Whatever. The Yuus were on strike.

“Hey, do we have the ingredients for popcorn?” Kuroki asked.

Enma grinned. “I’m pretty sure we have some at Ramshackle, yeah.”

“I wonder what the temperature’s gonna be like, there,” Ito mused. “Maybe it’ll actually be normal, for once. Wouldn’t that be a trip?”

~

By the time they’d returned to the meeting room, three bags of popcorn in hand (Grim had already eaten his, of course), the Housewardens and Crowley had already hit a wall:

“Sneaking into the Fairy Gala and swapping the stone out for a fake… that's quite the cunning plan! However, there's one snag. It hinges on our ability to get into the Gala unnoticed, and I'm afraid that that may be impossible –.”

“I N   S T O C K   N O W !”

Every head turned to find Sam standing behind them, his hands laced behind his back and an innocent smile in place, as if he had always been there.

“Hi, Sam,” Enma said, grinning.

“Hey hey, little ghouls!” Sam said, cheerily, patting Enma on the head as he passed. “Now, I hear all of you imps are in a bit of a bind?”

“Hello, Sam-san. Why am I not surprised you have an internal radar for desperate customers – ah, sorry, ‘business opportunities’?” Azul said, wryly. As if he had any place to speak on the matter.

“My friends on the other side tipped me off,” Sam said, flashing a wink.

Kuroki felt a weight settle against him, as if someone was leaning on him, but he couldn’t see anything there. He was not going to acknowledge this. If he didn’t acknowledge The Horrors they didn’t exist. Everyone knows this.

Sam procured a small vial full of what looked to be glitter. “Now, Headmage, is this, perhaps, what you’re in the market for?”

Crowley sunk to his knees, devastated. “My wallet…”

“What’s that?” Enma asked.

“Faerie dust,” Sam said, taking a pinch and tossing it at Enma.

Instead of being covered in glitter, as one would expect when watching someone throw glitter at someone, the dust dissolved. For a second, it seemed that the dust had simply disappeared without doing anything, but then Kuroki noticed that the light seemed to catch on Enma’s skin in a way that looked just a hair unnatural. Highlighting his features in a way that made him seem sharper. Normally warm brown eyes suddenly had an orange tint.

“You can only get faerie dust from a willing faerie, so anyone human with faerie dust sprinkled on them is basically part of the family! With this, you could sneak into the party just like you were planning!”

Ito looked at Crowley. “Do you have faerie dust? Can’t we just wring it out of you?”

“Thank you for trying to save me money, Ito-chan,” Crowley sniffed. “Alas, only smaller faeries have faerie dust. Larger faeries tend to bless humans instead, and I don’t believe you would be happy if I changed your hair color.”

Ito looked put out. Kuroki strongly suspected they had been secretly looking forward to beating the shit out of... no, sorry, wringing the faerie dust out of Crowley.

“Normally, I’d prefer to spare such expenses, but I fear I have no choice… bill it to the school. You can give the receipt directly to Ito-chan. Ito-chan, count it as a business expense.”

Ito rolled their eyes.

Sam patted them on the shoulder. “Fight on, little ghoul.”

“Gee, thanks.”

Sam headed out, pleased with his deal-making.

“Great, we have faerie dust. Now what?” said Vil.

(“Does this stuff come off?” Enma mumbled.)

“Now, we must decide who will be stealing the magestone!” Crowley said.

He sent a forlorn look Ito’s way. As if he thought that, if he were simply pitiful enough, Ito would cave in and help him.

Unfortunately, Kuroki feared that he might actually be right.

For now, at least, they were holding strong: “We should hold a vote. I vote Malleus Draconia, since he’s a fae and not here to argue. All in favor?”

“Aye,” everyone chorused, immediately.

Crowley shook his head. “I’m afraid he does not fit this year’s theme.”

“Damn,” said Grim. “We were so close.”

“What is this year’s theme, Headmaster?” Riddle asked, dutifully.

“Exotic.”

The silence that followed was extremely awkward.

Most of the Housewardens were determinedly staring at the ground, avoiding eye contact with a few particular students.

Leona looked like he was torn between being devastated and trying desperately to find a way out of doing this. Kalim still had his usual smile in place, but one of his eyes was twitching.

Ito was the one to break the silence, heaving a great sigh and pressing their face into their hands.

“I fucking hate it here.”

Well, at least Ito might hate Crowley, now.

[babiebom]

Heyy love your writing, can I have some headcanons of what it would be like to date Penny? SFW and NSFW if that's okay to you.

(can be male?? but gender neutral is cool too!)

(Google translate translation, sorry if this looks weird ✌️😽)

A/N: the Google translation was fine!! Is it rude to ask what your first language is? I find it interesting!! I’m putting the read more after the sfw section so people who just want that can read it!

Cw: sexual content, male!reader but most of them can be read as gender neutral, mentions of kinks and pregnancy, mentions of trauma. tell me anything else I should tag!

BC: I think 13 for each?

Stardew Masterlist

MINORS DNI!!

Sfw Headcanons

I honestly think Penny would be a comfy girlfriend rather than an adventurous one. Which isn’t horrible depending on what you’re into.

Like she totally is the type of girl to try to cook and bake for you as her way to show you that one she loves you and two that she’s wifey material

Like Penny doesn’t date for fun at all, she’s definitely a date for marriage type of person. So her entire goal is to marry and have kids with you some day.

I think she’s a VERY jealous person, but doesn’t show it often because she wants to be seen as secure and like she trusts you, which she does she just has a bit of trauma.

She would come home from work(either teaching specifically Jas and Vincent or working at an actual school) and tell you stories of what she and the kids did that day.

LOVES seeing you interact with kids, like actually gets a dreamy look in her eyes as if you’re a prince that she’s meeting.

I do think that she would be a VERY sweet girlfriend, like she’s constantly fawning over you, complementing you, and making sure that you feel secure, beautiful, and loved in your relationship. She has the opinion that if you’re feeling down then she’s not doing something right.

I do think that it would be sort of stressful being with her because she takes everything to heart, she gets hurt very easily and while you don’t have to walk on eggshells you do have to be careful how you word things.

ALSO I think if your first language isn’t English she would take the time to learn at least the most basic phrases in your language, just to show how serious she is about you.

I think having you meet Pam(if you hadn’t already) she would stress over it and ramble to you about what to expect for DAYS before you actually meet her.

Like her own father left, and while she loves her mother she’s sort of scared that Pam will cause you to leave because of her behavior.

Meeting your parents she would also stress. She wants to be seen as the PERFECT daughter in law. Like she doesn’t want them to have anything negative to say about her. She’ll help with dishes, any other household chores, basically try to make the family like her by being helpful and sweet.

Likes to read together. Like it doesn’t matter if she’s reading to you, or you’re reading to her, or even you’re both reading your own books side by side, she just wants to share her love of stories with you.

I also think she’s very touchy and clingy. She always wants to be all over you and even in public while she’s not a big fan of PDA she always needs to be holding your hand or your arm in some way. She wants your relationship to be one that people are jealous of and strive after lmao.

NSFW Headcanons

Penny DEFINITELY has some extreme fetishes/kinks. But I do think they’re something that she doesn’t necessarily need them to feel pleasure.

Like if we’re looking at it in a dom/sub giver/receiver top/bottom she would be on the more submissive/ receiving side of things.

She’s not a woman that would want to be on top(unless it’s something that you absolutely want from her) she’d rather lay back and take everything you’re giving to her. Like she gets off on you losing yourself to pleasure so whatever position you want her in she’s happy with.

IS AN EXPERT ON SUCKING DICK IDCIDC

I think she would just get on her knees for you, no words, just her looking up at you waiting for you to tell her to go on. Like it’s the least she could do. You work all day in the fields, and technically she no longer needs to work as a teacher even though she makes NOTHING so giving you head is a little gift to you for providing her with everything she wants.

Actually loves sucking you off, like she moans and whines while doing it, eyes closed and everything.

Not on no baby trapping shit, but if you don’t immediately want kids I would say to wear condoms bc she is absolutely locking her legs behind your back.

It’s not even like she does it on purpose she just does it without thinking. It’s just a bad habit she has when she’s feeling so good that she doesn’t want you to pull away.

Her leg locking is more her wanting to be in your skin rather than trying to get pregnant.

THOUGH home girl does have a breeding kink, though she doesn’t have a pregnancy kink.

She’s always whining for you to breed her, to fill her up, she wants to make you a daddy so bad she swears she’ll be a good mother, a good wife, all you need to do is finish in her and she’ll do the rest.

Gets insanely giddy after having sex, like everyone can always tell that you dicked her down good because she’s just in such a good mood.

Also lowkey has a free use kink but would never say it because she thinks it’s weird. Like she’s all too happy letting you bend her over whenever you want, as long as no one is around.

[blackdollette]

rory characters as lana del rey albums!

explained :))

ollie sway - born to die

longing for a certain relationship

love, freedom, sacrifice

daddy issues

kappa - paradise

wealth and idolization

illusion of perfection

jack thurlow - ultraviolence

ahh my favourite album!

i could go on a fucking rant abt this one

glamourized toxicity

pain

being misunderstood

drugs drugs drugs

lana's sexiest album and rory's best character idcidc

loving him was never enough

charlie walker - honeymoon

desperation

themes of failed romance

(crispy ass photo)

marcus - lust for life

not necessarily happy, but positive

youth

falling in "love"

clyde - norman fucking rockwell!

omfg yall i could talk abt this one too

finding happiness!

being fun and wild

literally not giving a fuck about anything

partying late at night

again: drugs!!

cinnamon girl reminds me of clyde sm

the lowkey nostagic, record vibe of the album

my 2nd favourite album and my favourite rory character

dan cooper - chemtrails over the country club

finding people who understand you

trusting others

"healthy" relationships

chris kenton - blue banisters

a need to be loved

the longing for genuine people in your life

euronymous - did you know that there's a tunnel under ocean blvd?

mental health

dealing with grief

lust, desire, longing

consideration of suicide

change of spirit.

author's note: just made a little smth while I'm waiting in the doctor's office 😁 (it stinks in here.)

[lavenderthe8]

haikyuu!! edm artists

i go to a lot of raves and this is an idea ive been poking at for awhile so enjoy xx

sugawara

melodic bass

think: seven lions, trivecta

literally the sweetest DJ everrrrr

when he plays festivals, he never goes to the fan meet and greets

likes to walk around instead and meet his fans face to face (and he never wants them to pay money to see him)

is always fighting with the ticket companies to lower the ticket prices for his fans

also, is an avid kandi kid

literally was making full on rotating cuffs at like age twelve

he loves to collab with other artists, although he just can’t get behind hardstyle or dnb

he went to a warehouse rave like one time when he was in university, and just never went back again (it scared him a little bit)

yamaguchi actually sings a lot of the vocals for his songs, too

and of course, anyone that went to karasuno gets free tickets for lifeeeee

and ofc hinata always shows up to a few of suga’s shows, usually four or five a year

makki (and mattsun)

trap

think: troyboi, alison wonderland

literally just started remixing songs together in high school for the parties that oikawa would throw and it kinda just spiraled from there

started to just fuck around and do his own thing, and after awhile he stopped remixing and just started to make his own beats

actually stopped it for a long time after he graduated high school

kinda forgot about it before he heard that kyoutani had become pretty famous off his edm music

so he decided to go back and start playing around with it again

started releasing his songs, and eventually he got to open at a super small show near him

just like blew up after that

mattsun (and makki)

hardstyle

think: gammer, headhunterz

same thing with makki, DJing was not really at the top of his priority list, like, ever

he played around with makki’s mixer a lot when they were in school together, but he never really gave it much thought

makki was crashing at his place for a bit, and he mentioned that he was playing a show near them, so mattsun decided to tag along

literally fucking FELL in love with makki’s set, and immediately wanted to learn how to make songs too

they worked at it for awhile, and eventually mattsun found a type of edm that he really enjoyed making

started collabing almost immediately after, and got like a massive amount of fans really quickly

also, their visuals are like so silly

(lots of shrek and whatever stupid shit that’s been viral that week)

kyoutani also refuses to play shows with them because makki and mattsun have so many bad pictures of him from high school that they use on their merch and promotion videos and stuff

kyoutani

dubstep (duh)

think: subtronics, wooli

come on, you know this boy loves dubstep

as far as headbangers go, kyoutani gets whiplash at literally every show he goes to

super into edm growing up, and he always knew that he wanted to be a DJ

he bought himself a cheap starter kit in high school and from then on his career was pretty much set in stone

pretty bad at promoting himself, most of his social media literally was just him pointing at the camera and bopping his head along to one of his own tracks

but he DOES have a really big following

mostly because people would fall in love with him when they saw him playing a set (can you blame them?)

picks up A LOT of girls because of it

also, oikawa never lets him live it down, but kyoutani doessss have to give him credit for his DJ name lol

really wants to collab with kenma one day (it’s in the works, don’t worry)

and no comment on the makki and mattsun merch, although he does buy a new shirt every time they drop one with his face on it

tendou

techno

think: space 92, hi-lo

tendou was going to underground raves since he started high school idcidc

the music helped him focus soooo much, he would literally listen to it when he was studying

he even used it to fall asleep sometimes

after graduation when semi joined his band, tendou would tag along to the studio with him

eventuallyyyy he learned how to produce rock music, and then he started making his own beats

he also doesn’t really take inspiration from other artists, which is cool

just hears the track in his head and BOOM — he makes it into a song

doesn’t really have a following, he just plays when and where he can

but people love his energy, so he always has a good sized crowd watching him

atsumu

bass house

think: space laces, ac slater

experimented with a lot of different sounds before he finally found something that fit

eventually though, he fell in love with the dancing more than he did the actual music

he would go to shows to try and find inspo and would end up watching the ravers more than he would the actual DJ’s

eventually learned how to rave shuffle, and that’s when he realized that bass house was his calling

when he was playing a set and looked out to the crowd, it made him sooooo happy to see people dancing to his music

is also the type of DJ to call out 1… 2… 1, 2, 3, 4 before every fucking drop

it made osamu so mad when they were playing a show together

he also only listens to house music, even on his off days

so when he can’t find any new music to listen to, he just makes his own

has a really big following, but definitely wants to push himself and start headlining at festivals one day

suna

drum and bass

think: subsonic, noisia

prettiest DJ award goes to suna

he just knows exactly how to read the crowd

is very good at knowing the vibe and matching what the crowd wants

also, is just very beautiful

but his sets are always, like, super weird

lots of really experimental sounds and his visuals are like… scary? in a way

so his music definitely isn’t for everyone

has more of a cult following than anything, but he doesn’t care much about being in the spotlight

he plays edm because HE likes it, he could give a fuck what anyone else thinks

is also never seen without a beanie on

it’s sort of a game to his fans — “take a picture of suna without his fucking hat on”

(they never can)

osamu

midtempo bass

think: rezz, kloud

doesn’t have flashy visuals or lasers or anything like that

gets criticized a lot because some people say that his shows are “boring”

but his true fans know that’s not true

osamu is there to play music! he isn’t there to put on a light show

has a really big group of fans that are ride or die for him — a lot of them say that if you’ve never been to one of his sets, you’re not a real raver

sort of a staple DJ in the “sober rave” community

is super supportive of his fans, and he even has a link on his website for people to send in their own personal stories about what it’s like to be a sober raver

also HATES to collab with other people that he doesn’t know, it’s hard for him to understand their vision

which is why he usually only collabs with atsumu

also, is known for not saying a word during his shows

he walks on, plays some music, and walks off (and people love him for it)

kenma

progressive house

think: acivii, zedd

biggest DJ of his generation

like, let me just make it clear, kenma is very very famous

he doesn’t really care about the spotlight though

he just loves to play music

doesn’t interact with his fans much, kuroo runs all of his social media because he knows that kenma gets overwhelmed a lot with stuff like that

for the most part though, his fans are super respectful

kenma headlines at the same festivals every year, and he consistently sells out shows at massive venues

feels truly happy when he is DJing

one of his fans sent him a pair of cat ears that they made, and kenma wears them to almost every show he plays

has never actually been to a rave himself

takes a lot of inspiration from very early edm artists

just makes people really happy with his music

honorable mentions

akaashi

designs all of kenma’s merch

usually never attends the shows, he and kenma just have a sort of working relationship where kenma vaguely describes what he wants, and akaashi fulfills his request

does sit through every video that bokuto shows him after a rave, though

he also doesn’t have any social media for himself, he created an account literally to promote kenma

also, says he hates edm, but kenma is his number one spotify artist every year??

bokuto sees through his lies (and is taking him to a rave in a few months)

akaashi says that he isn’t excited (but he actually really is)

kiyoomi

atsumu’s manager

is so good about keeping him on track with scheduling and stuff

“omi, can we go get ice cream?” — “no, atsumu, sound check is in ten minutes.”

is sooooo good about keeping atsumu hydrated

this boy does not drink water, like ever

so omi has literally stopped his set before only to make atsumu down a bottle of water

atsumu ALWAYS dedicates his sets to kiyoomi

and kiyoomi secretly loves him for it

iwaizumi and oikawa

complete rave baes

oikawa’s entire social media presence is: volleyball, volleyball, rave, rave, rave, iwaizumi, iwaizumi at a rave, volleyball

it was actually iwaizumi’s idea to wear matching shoes to their first ever rave

the tradition never stopped

iwaizumi will complain that oikawa takes too many pictures of them during shows but he will also post every single picture of them together

one of oikawa’s “essential” items at a rave is a custom pashmina he had made with a picture of kyoutani sleeping

(they love to torture this poor boy)

will be rave dads one day — it’s canon

[xo-adeline]

Hihi congrats on the milestone (again) wanted to join in on this since yesterday but kept forgetting until now BUT i finally got my brain to get around to it! Can I get a matchup for either bllk or bsd?

My pronouns are she/her but I rlly don’t mind any, and my preferred name (online at least) is dor/doro/dorcie/whatever variant of dor someone comes up with. I don’t mind any character tbh! Anyone BUT shidou bc i hate that ugly FREAK😠!!!!!

My likes are all over the place… i’ve been enjoying thrifting a lot recently, especially w my friends. I also like record stores and second-hand book stores (i think they smell good). Uhhh i’ve been obsessed with the legend of zelda and splatoon since i was like… 7? Very dear franchises to me. I love reading and writing (duh) and also online shopping! Also i love walks. Long walks, short walks, idcidc if i can walk somewhere I’m happy. I have a sweet tooth but recently i’ve been enjoying rlly bitter things?? Black coffee is surprisingly enjoyable?? But i still love sweet stuff especially cherry or strawberry flavors yum. Also coffee smells so good…

Dislikes BLEHH. i hate annoying people i hate close-minded people and i have a great dislike towards people who over consume. Snakes are nasty EW WHY ARE THEY SO SLITHERY WHY DO THEY MIVE LIKE THAT i hate snakes… ew. I’m also insomniac so i don’t like that… also tiktok influencers more than half of them suck booty and irk me

Hobbies.. writing ofc, painting occasionally, idk if the gym counts but. I love the gym. !! My personality is ENTP and i’ve been told im a dun person to be around or talk to. A few of my friends call me an orange cat??? If that counts as a personality trait. I’m lazy sometimes but other times i’m doing like 20 things at once on a whim cause why not

Love language (giving) : acts of service 100% i love doing things for my friends and when im in a relationship. Quality time is up there too! Physical touch is 50/50 tho it really depends on my mood.

Love language (receiving) : quality time fs i love quality time its so dear to me

Idk how i’d describe my appearance tbh? I’m pretty tall, like 5’7 and a half? I think? Last time i went to the doctor thats what i got😭 mid length dark brown hair and hazel eyes, also an athletic build cause i’m rlly active. I think my aesthetic is somewhere between vintage and grunge? I’m kinda basic sometimes too it depends on the day, yknow?

Sorry for writing an essay 😔

I think you'd go well with...

Kunigami Rensuke!

-> Off the bat, you two probably met at the gym or when you both were out walking! After that he started finding times to talk to you before he eventually asked you out! -> The cutest little gym dates every once in a while, along with taking walks and going to little nearby bookstores and even thrifting places, once he learns you like that stuff, he's be so happy to accompany you really anywhere! -> Understands about your dislike for close minded people, and luckily as long as there isn't anything wrong with what you're doing then he's totally there to support you in whatever you do! -> Tries to help you in any way possible with your insomnia, even staying up with you if it helps in any way, even if he normally tries to get 8 hours. He doesn't wanna just leave you awake, especially if he can help in some way -> Loves having conversations with you, especially since you have those traits of being social and a fun person to be around, and when he sees you trying to do a bunch of stuff at once he'll always try to help you out. He just doesn't want you to get too overwhelmed with doing to much -> Doesn't quite understand why you like doing things for him at first, but once he realizes that it's how you show your love it's really heartwarming to him, and he might ask you to get him stuff more times on purpose just because, and with the 50/50 on touch, he gets it. He doesn't constantly like being touched either but whenever you wanna hug or just to cuddle together he'll never say no!

I think you’d go well with…

Chuuya Nakahara!

-> Loves taking you out on shopping dates whenever he's not busy. Bookstore? Sure, he could always also use a new book. Old record store? Who doesn't like music. Even just walking around while window shopping is so much better with you around. Though you might have to take Elise with you every so often! -> He'll end up going with you to the gym every once in a while, he doesn't always have the time but when he does it's not a bad thing to do. Though sometimes he'll just kinda watch and do barley anything, normally it's because he's still kinda sore or beat up from a past mission -> Your personality types work out pretty well, you being an ENTP and him as a ESTP, showing that you have pretty similar thoughts and feelings about things which makes it a little easier to understand each other! There may be a couple things you disagree on but he'll at least try to understand your side and hopes you do the same with him -> Also has a dislike for closed minded people, so he's always willing to complain or listen to you when you come across one, and he totally gets it and will get pissed off, even if he wasn't there -> Actually really likes that your love language is acts of service, it not only helps him when he needs something but also the fact that it takes a lot of stress off him if he has you helping him! Of course he'll never take it for granted and he always reminds you to take a break, and he'll help you whenever he can as well. Also in the same boat with being a 50/50 on physical affection, it's nice every once in a while but especially with his job he can't always be around to hug and do things like that. But he makes up for it by trying to be around as much as he can when he is around!

[lesbianwyllravengard]

RE confessions? Let's goooooo.

Any time people think of "Which RE main character should die first?" I see a lot saying Chris, but I actually don't want Chris to go first. Mainly because Claire would be so upset and we don't know if those two see each other often these days. The idea of Claire's only family getting killed off HURTS ME. (We need a new RE game involving the Redfields idcidc)

If anything, I think it'll be interesting to see Leon get killed off first, but idk if Capcom have the guts to get rid of their most popular male character in the franchise.

lmfao the old Leon Hater in me is vibrating excitedly at the prospect of Leon getting killed off.

That being said though I personally, genuinely don't want ANY of the core five getting killed off, I think they should just not do that. I've had enough RE deaths

[questionablespecies]

Harald and Elena have so much more romance potential than Harald and Freydis idcidc they were too cute

Plus I'm biased cause they actually got to KNOW each other like PEOPLE.

They got to BUILD on something rather than nothing

[ixomiyu]

It's the season of love! and you know what that means, time to find yourself a valentine! and who better than one of your beloved mutuals? answer these questions, and the mutual with the most mentions your tumblr valentine:

Mutual you can always rely on?

Mutual who never misses a post?

Mutual you share the most interests with?

Mutual you have the most in common with?

Mutual you look up to?

Mutual you'd run away and live in a cottage with?

Spouse material mutual?

Mutual with the best personality?

Mutual that never fails to make you laugh?

Mutual you'd have a crush on if you knew them irl?

Mutual you absolutely cannot live without?

YES OK !! THANK YOU TO THE ANONNIE BAE WHI SENT THIS 🫶🏻

MUTUAL YOU CAN ALWAYS RELY ON — @byuqi

she’s seen every side of me…all the good parts and bad parts. my ei has always been there for me ilyily bae 🤍

MUTUAL(S) WHO NEVER MISSES A POST — @hanniluvi @wonieleles

i always see them in my notifs whenever i post nd it’s always fun interacting w/ them 💓 i love to check my phone to see notifs from my pookies 🤭

MUTUAL YOU SHARE THE MOST INTERESTS WITH — @amakumos

yun was the first person that i have interacted with that has figure skated before, so me being the biggest amakmos fan ever i screamed 🤷

MUTUAL YOU HAVE THE MOST IN COMMON WITH — @hannikz

i read thru their carrd nd we listen to literally the same people #xintwinz FR!! 🤞🏻 ALSO!! we’re both hufflepuffs 🤭

MUTUAL(S) YOU LOOK UP TO — @amakumos @arininlove @hanniluvi @kynrki @soobnny

i could name a whole bunch more of names but they really were the ones who inspired me to take writing seriously. i’m so grateful to be able to interact and be friends w/ all of them as they were by biggest inspirations 💓

MUTUAL YOU’D RUN AWAY AND LIVE IN A COTTAGE WITH — @trsrina

my 09’bae, i see us going to a type of cottage-y house whenever we wanna/feel like it yk 🤷 AND OFC WE’D TAKE LOTSSSS OF PICS !!! 😍

SPOUSE MATERIAL MUTUAL — @hanniluvi

my most obvious option ofc 🤭🤭 #soki_endgame 💍

MUTUAL(S) WITH THE BEST PERSONALITY — @ all of them

I LOVE EVERYONES OWN UNIQUE PERSONALITIES MWAH MWAH ITS WAS MAKES YGS SO SPECIAL AND DEAR 2 ME 🫶🏻

MUTUAL THAT NEVER FAILS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH — @byuqi

we say and talk abt the most random shit at times so it’s so hard to NAWT laugh 😭😭😭 ei is such a fun and charming presence to be around <3

MUTUAL YOU’D HAVE A CRUSH ON IF YOU KNEW THEM IRL — @hanniluvi

sophi checks all the boxes 🤷 SHE’S JUST BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSEJDKDJ !!! that’s why she so wifey material 🤭

MUTUAL YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT — @byuqi

ei is my ride or die. if she jumps, i jump idcidc 🤷 we’ve known each other since we opened our accounts and i could imagine my life without her ☹️ nd even though we don’t talk everyday, WE DON’T NEED TOO!! cause the moment we start talking again our convos go on for hours 😭😭🤍 anyways i have sml 4 you my ei, never forget that 🫶🏻

[rayplaysotomes]

Real quick general thoughts on saint germains route in code realize. Trying my best to make this coherent its stolen from an old post on my picsart 👍

Spoilers under the cut!!!

Anyways uhhh the whole thing with how he loved cardia but omnibus was going to make him kill her and he was all angsty abt it. And how he felt like super guilty because the one other time he failed at a mission from omnibus millions of people died. But it was literally cause he didnt want to kill this one kid. This is literally everything to me idcidc.

ALSO!!! when he puts cardias bare hand on his face. I'm crying. Or cardia being like???? 100% okay with dying as long as he got to live. Screaming crying. And then he stopped her from dying???? And she realized that he wouldnt be happy without her and all she wants is his happiness?!?!?!?! This is peak writing I'm not sorry.

Or when he legit said "If you aren't alive then neither am i" and "if your life isnt worth anything then neither is mine" !?!?!? IM CRYING!!!!!

Also. During the ending when he kisses her and he gets all smug cause hes the only one who can actually touch her without her poison effecting him. !!

I love. This silly old man. So dearly.

[voidix]

hani talk abt Ryuga and Gingka I want to hear what you have to say

First of all thank you Axel for enabling me get settled and get ready for this

Okay so first

Gingka Hagane

Where do I begin Gingka MY BOY MY SUNSHINE he’s beyond a comfort character at this point I see him and I smile. Fun fact back when mfb aired and I was 9yo I used to crush on him but now he is like a little brother to me. I know the general opinion is that he has older brother vibes and it’s very logical why people say that but to me he’s my younger brother who has done nothing wrong ever in his entire life.

Let’s go through the fields I marked systematically to give this a sense of structure

He’s like a blorbo to me: Hw is THE BLORBO I love him so much he’s a literal sunshine can you look at Gingka and not smile? I don’t think so unless you’re more miserable then doji which phew.

Everyone but me is wrong about him + he’s deeper than he seems + the fans have done him dirty belong together because a lot of people especially back in the old fandom days used to reduce him to burgers and friendship or whatever but he’s so much more than that which you can see especially in fusion he gets angry he loses his mind he feels lost at times he’s so much deeper than what most people make him out to be and I get him he is my little brother.

Didn’t get enough screen time: now you might be thinking hani you’re insane and it’s true I am I know he’s in every episode almost but that’s not enough I needed more okay idcidc give me my boy

I think the rest is self explanatory but you know what I’ll say it his wins being dismissed because power of friendship is so unfair especially when fans compare him to Tyson Granger who half the time wins and doesn’t even know what he’s doing like you’re okay with that but not Gingka who has been training forever? Yeah hypocrisy much. Now obviously I’m biased but at the same time Gingka’s battles are so fun to watch and you can see a lot of strategy if you actually pay attention.

Not to let my inner kpoppie jump out but stop sleeping on Gingka he’s actually such a fun and cool character. I love him.

Now onto

Ryuga

There’s a lot to unpack here. First of all when I originally watched mfb I hated him when I watched when I was 14 he was okay when I watched when I was 16 I became obsessed with him and since then nothing has changed. I can’t help it even if you want to hate him you can’t deny that he’s just so enjoyable to watch. To this day he is the coolest character I’ve ever seen in a series. Like look at his introduction in fusion and his role in the entire season you cannot convince me you didn’t think he was cool like there is just no way you’d be lying to me and to yourself. The 3 headed purple dragon that spins backwards and can steal powers that’s cool af and ryuga himself with his confidence and the fact he is the funniest bitch on the show. Like even if you hate him he will make you laugh with his one liners. And when you thought he couldn’t get cooler they somehow did make him cooler with Meteor L-Drago in metal masters. I know a lot of people think he shouldn’t have played such a big role in masters but well… I think masters starts getting much more fun when he appears I think he should’ve appeared in masters even more that’s my controversial opinion for today. I really liked his role in masters too where he helped Gingka but in his own weird way. Their dynamic is so good in masters but that’s an essay for another day. And of course fury I can’t forget fury. He’s alive btw trust me.

He is a main character in my fic “and then there were 4” and I have to say he is hard to write but also I hate it when people reduce him to that overpowered asshole who hates everyone because that’s simply not true and there is a lot of evidence for that but once again that’s a whole other post. And also if you think about his backstory be it the manga or anime one (which we only got glimpses and implications on but still) you realise that although he is powerful even he fell victim to manipulation. Now obviously that doesn’t mean he hasn’t done anything wrong because he has but that doesn’t mean it’s the only thing he is. I really wish we got more time in the anime to explore the other side of his character more but even if not we can see that it’s there and I really hate when people ignore it.

As you can tell I’m very insane about these two characters and also their dynamic together but I’m already getting close to 900 words so if you read until here thank you so much

Send me characters

[hatsukeii]

I've been thinking about WHAT IF The Jurrasic Park were exist. I mean— wouldn't it be cute if we bring Tsuki there on a date🥺👉👈 he'll fanboying over the dinosaurs and will prob take a lot of pics of it AND IM SURE HIS SALTY SIDE WERE LONG GONE ONCE HE GET THERE then turned into an excited babyboy🥺🥺🥺.

Omf yes okay

Tsukishima in Jurassic Park hcs go-

🌙Tsukishima Kei🌙

- We all been knew this boy loves his dinosaurs.

- And nobody convince me his favourite isn’t the Saltasaurus idcidc.

- So for one of your dates you decide to take initiative and suggest something.

- “Kei, wanna go to this theme park next week?”

- And you SPECIFICALLY told him to bring a camera or his phone.

- And of course you’re super vague about it so you don’t spoil the surprise.

- Because you’re not just bringing him to a theme park, you’re bringing him to Jurassic Park.

- Yes, the one with real dinosaurs.

- So next week comes and he still doesn’t know what theme park you’re going to.

- Until you guys arrive and there’s a big ass sign that just says “Jurassic Park”.

- Let me tell you he stared at the sign for about 3 minutes.

- “Wait this is seriously Jurassic Park? You’re screwing with me, there’s no way those dinosaurs are living.”

- “Yeah, they’re all real and living. My uncle managed to open up this park. It hasn’t been announced to the public yet but it’s been approved by the government. He’s giving me special admission with one other person, it’s like a test run.”

- Mans literally sprinted into the park without you.

- Like he was so excited to finally see the dinosaurs.

- You has to catch up and God knows how hard that is with his height.

- “OI, KEI, WAIT UP-”

- So of course his first stop is the iconic Tyrannosaurus Rex.

- Snappety snap he now has like 10 photos of the T-Rex in his phone.

- He just stared at it like it was his king.

- Admiration, awe, and excitement would be the right words to describe his look.

- Your uncle comes by to greet you and he sees Tsukishima right.

- “Huh? (Y/N)? I thought you were coming alone?”

- “I thought I told you I was coming with someone-”

- “No I meant I didn’t know you were with a boyfriend?”

- Tsukishima caught on and oh my god he was so polite and bubbly.

- “O-oh, hi, I’m Tsukishima, Tsukishima Kei, her boyfriend. Thank you so much for letting us come to the park, you have no idea how amazing this is. The fact that you are able to take care of all these dinosaurs well and keep them tamed I just-”

- He was so grateful deadass bowing and shit.

- Your uncle was flustered and slightly cocky.

- “Well of course I can, but thank you young man.”

- Okay so he instantly asked where the Saltasaurus was and once he got the answer he DASHED.

- Photos photos photos photos photos-

- And he insisted the two of you take a selfie with the dinosaur.

- He never takes selfies.

- That’s now his lockscreen photo.

- Okay apart from the tens of exhibits the two of you visited, your uncle was also able to hire people for food stalls, so food was also an option.

- And everything was dinosaur themed.

- There was dinosaur shortcake. SHORTCAKE.

- Let’s just say Tsukishima spent a while going through the food choices even though his mind was set on shortcake.

- And the gift store oh my god-

- Best bet your ass he got matching dinosaur plushies for the two of you.

- Safe to say this park is now his favourite place in the world and NO ONE CAN CONVINCE HIM OTHERWISE.

Awwwwe these hcs were so cute though omg🥺🥺

Hope you like it!💕

[i-d-e-g-a-f]

Thoughts on True Beauty atm

spoilers for ep 11 up ahead!!

First and foremost: Soo jin. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again i just want her to be happy. That’s it. This poor girl has been through so much im about to fight every single one of these writers if they make her a villain. LET! HER! HEAL! she’s such a strong person and deserves the world idcidc. i will be so genuinely upset if she becomes a villain. she deserves to find happiness and if they instead make her bitter, angry bitch, i will riot. if soo jin gets a villain arc so am i. end of story.

Secondly, can we stop with the ju kyung slander please? i understand its painful to see seojun in pain (i just wanna give him a hug istg) but it’s not her fault she likes suho and not him. criticize the writers if anything for butchering suho’s character and eliminating the appeal he and ju kyung had in the webtoon. but dont attack ju kyung. typing this out feels stupid now since shes fictional but still i hate when i see people attacking others for things out of their control, such as emotions.

Seojun. the love of my life. i love that man so much and i hate seeing him in pain. i hate it so much. i just want him to be happy help i love all them sm. but also im so glad that the miscommunications between seojun and suho are done, i was getting tired. not communicating is one of my biggest pet peeves, especially when so many issues can be solved by just having a conversation oh my GOD. also i love that they both share a braincell. theyre dynamic is great and i love it.

seojun being protective over gowoon has been the highlight of my week. \

also i love seojun’s friends. theyre all dumbasses but theyre so funny and loyal. theyre like dogs i love them. they seem like the type to be assholes but theyre not?? i cannot explain. i simply adore them.

taehoon and soo ah. my favs. i love them. theyre both so dumb?? i dont mean that in a mean way or anything but they just like live in their own little bubble like theyre kinda oblivious but also not i simply cannot explain it. its like a puppy and a kitten. theyre the most stereotypical high school relationship but also like the healthiest relationship in this entire show its so strange. in summary i love them. they are rays of sunshine. i need to find more people who are as obsessed with them as me. i want what they have. theyre understanding of love is so simple and somewhat toxic but it works for them somehow i dont undERSTAND. theyre just so lovable. i adore them.

I ALMOST FORGOT SEOJUN’S INTERACTIONS WITH HIS MOM MAKE ME SO SOFT DSKLFJ

suho confronting his dad made me cry, please get him a therapist he has so much trauma oh my god. 

hee gyung and mr han are adorable and i love watching their relationship develop. also hee gyung is such a badass. shes so confident and goes after what she wants and she doesnt back down when she sees something isnt right shes downright inspirational i love her.

in summary i love each and every one of these characters and just want them all to be happy

[saintehigh]

i've been looking all over for you! here's a letter from a Mr. Fitzherbert— your eyes only ♡

"Hey handsome,

Got myself into a bit of a... situation— you know how it goes. Poke around the wrong places, steal from the wrong people, nothing I haven't survived before. Don't you worry your pretty little head about me, alright? I'm writing to let you know I'm still in one piece, and I'll be coming back home to you as soon as I can. I could never be away too long— who else can put up with me like you do? I can't imagine slogging through mud and fog and rain and seeing any other beautiful face but yours. When I see you, get ready for the biggest kiss of your life.

Er, maybe after I get a change of clothes. I wasn't kidding about the mud.

Yours always,

Eugene"

delivered by @daydream-sequence Courier Service ♡

i jusr woke up an i am reading this again nd😭😭😭 i m goign to treasure this forever it is going in my pocket printing it out taping it 2 my wall idcidc i😭💞💘💘❣️💕❤️💓💖💛💖❣️💞💝💗💝💞💖💓💓💝

[jaeminsz]

Omg hi rini aaaaaa 😘 for some reason i didn't get notified when you answered the ask I sent but good thing I came back to you account and saw your reply! iSITCQITCIATC YOU'RE SO SWEET HELPP LIKE???? YES I THROUGHLY ENJOYED IT SO MUCH LIKE I CANNOT WAIT TO READ THE REST OF YOUR FICS AND SCREAM ABOUT THEM TO YOU 😭🤩🤩🤩

But yessss lemme just casually scream some more about love me hate me. Like jungwoo was the character for beomgyu in your not version? 😱 hello then like its really crazy how you changed up his character to match beomgyu's personality. LIKE BEOMGYUS XHARACTER WAS LIKE OOZING FULL OF HIS PERSONALITY,,,, I WAS LIKE YES BEOMGYU WOULD SAY THIS HELPPPPPP 🙏 yeah but I was so in love with Mark, yn and gyu's friendship LIKE I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE!!! PLUS SOOBS??? HELLO HE WAS THE BEST🤩

And also like I'm the biggest fan of enemies to lovers (IK SOME PEOPLE HATE IT AND ALL) BUT ITS SO GOOD⁉️⁉️⁉️ LIKE TELL ME WHY THE SEXUAL TENSION IS GREATER WHEN THEY HATE EACH OTHER 🤨🤨 LIKE HELLO E2L IS SUPERIOR IDCIDC!!! especially with hoon??? Like I can see him as someone who wouldn't be qble to express his feelings easily. He'd prob pull that making up a lie shit irl TBH I CAN SEE IT HELPPP,,,,, so that's why it felt so like accurate IDK IT WAS JUST SO GOOD AND IM LITERALLY RANTING AGAIN IM SO SORRY

Naur but on a serious note when hoon realized he loved yn and decided to ghost her and all?? THAT HURT SO MUXH 😭🤩 BUT IT WAS ABSOLUTELY GOLD! THE TINGE OF ANGST JUST UGH! ADDED TO THE PERFECTION AND STORY TELLING I LOVED IT SO MUCH 😭

anywayssss, do you have any recs on which of your fics I should read next? I hope you're doing well!! Take care 😘

I FINALLY HAVE THE ENERGY TO REPLY SORRY FOR BEING LATE😭

my account was shadowbanned for a day maybe that's why you didn't receive the notification but it got fixed!! AND PLSSSS YOU ARE SWEETER I BARELY RECEIVE LONG FEEDBACKS OVER MY FICS IT REALLY MAKES ME SO HAPPY <333

i didnt really change most of jungwoo's original lines it was similar, i just made a few edits that's all hvjfdks and yes my fave character is probably beomgyu he just fits the crazy but loyal bff character type so much im in love w him :c

i love enemies to lovers trope too, the tension between to characters is just >>>> nothing makes me feel the same way enemies to lovers fics does,, also the way that i was gonna write love me hate me for heeseung bc im biased but everyone was like sunghoon sunghoon sunghoon and im so glad that i listened to them and while writing i was like 'yup sunghoon is the perfect choice' also ive thought about writing love me hate me for yeonjun too but ive never written for yeonjun or any of the txt members before so i keep it as an enha fic, maybe in the future ill write something similar w yeonjun being the main character!

hoon has always been in love with y/n but he was simply too dumb to realize, he kept denying his feelings im glad that he accepted and opened up in the end :c

for the other fics, i can recommend and we're live! - camboy heeseung fic!! it's not that long and has two parts it's easy to read ig! i dont think ill write anything as long as love me hate me but who knows fhjdks

and im doing well! thanks for asking!!! i hope you are too!! when you finish reading the others lmk!!

[cxlrose]

CAL!!! This is for the anonymous message (but I feel like you might figure out who I am anyway HAHAH)

I love your art so much. It's so pleasing and it never looks weird (especially since you draw people and I think while I only draw people, I still struggle with the proportions and have to make lots of adjustments). I've grown so familiar with your art style that when I see others art on twitter, sometimes I go "oooh this reminds me of Cal's art". It looks very clean and your colours are very bold, I love very much <3

I think you're a very sociable person too, given your many interactions on tumblr with other people. Sometimes I wish I was able to talk to others as much as you HAHA. I hope to be able to talk to you more though hehe. Tho I must admit that sometimes I wonder if you think I'm annoying for mentioning you or going into your asks.

ANYWAY I hope you stay confident of yourself if you ever doubt yourself because your art is amazing and I'm sure the other things you're working towards will be as well <3

AWHFGDHJGKHJ ANON??? U?? 😭♡♡

whoever u are, u have my whole heart idcidc I love u <3 FJSHDG BUT THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY !! i strive to make my art look recognizable in a way that when ppl look at it, they go "oh yeah! cal drew that!" SO LIKE,, THAT MAKES ME VV HAPPY ♡♡

but PLS, i only rlly talk when im being talked to ahehe im v happy that u think im a sociable person though !! and that means that YOUUUUUOUOUU r always welcome to talk to me <3 im just gna let u know that im very hard to annoy so dont worry, u dont annoy me at all, whether it be by asks, mentions, etc etc yeah :D♡ /gen

man,, you are too sweet for me /pos <//3 KSJHXJ I hope u stay confident in urself too bb !! im sure ur working hard to improve on ur art as well and im rooting for u <3 MWAHHH