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fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.
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“If I had a dick I would stack donuts on it” well donut holes exist and you have a pussy so………?Get to filling
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really good tiktok
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dude you gotta watch severance it's so exciting. in season 2 they go outside
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tried to make a concept for my nosferatu oc but something went terribly wrong (as always)
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me and coworker: okay. we're getting rid of a ton of old records. they're sorted into price piles, you just need to write down the price and stick them to the record sleeve. if it doesn't have a sleeve, do not stick it to the vinyl bit, because the adhesive gunks up the grooves and affects how they play. okay?
new guy: yeah man!
us checking up on him 20 minutes later: 😨😂
him: i did not put stickers on them 🫡
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I made this, please feel free to use
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a wandering knight, drawn to the quiet of the forest. her touch may be a blessing or a curse.
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every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked



monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you
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every day i am hate-crimed by this cat
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