#stardew penny x male!reader

[babiebom]

Heyy love your writing, can I have some headcanons of what it would be like to date Penny? SFW and NSFW if that's okay to you.

(can be male?? but gender neutral is cool too!)

(Google translate translation, sorry if this looks weird ✌️😽)

A/N: the Google translation was fine!! Is it rude to ask what your first language is? I find it interesting!! I’m putting the read more after the sfw section so people who just want that can read it!

Cw: sexual content, male!reader but most of them can be read as gender neutral, mentions of kinks and pregnancy, mentions of trauma. tell me anything else I should tag!

BC: I think 13 for each?

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Sfw Headcanons

I honestly think Penny would be a comfy girlfriend rather than an adventurous one. Which isn’t horrible depending on what you’re into.

Like she totally is the type of girl to try to cook and bake for you as her way to show you that one she loves you and two that she’s wifey material

Like Penny doesn’t date for fun at all, she’s definitely a date for marriage type of person. So her entire goal is to marry and have kids with you some day.

I think she’s a VERY jealous person, but doesn’t show it often because she wants to be seen as secure and like she trusts you, which she does she just has a bit of trauma.

She would come home from work(either teaching specifically Jas and Vincent or working at an actual school) and tell you stories of what she and the kids did that day.

LOVES seeing you interact with kids, like actually gets a dreamy look in her eyes as if you’re a prince that she’s meeting.

I do think that she would be a VERY sweet girlfriend, like she’s constantly fawning over you, complementing you, and making sure that you feel secure, beautiful, and loved in your relationship. She has the opinion that if you’re feeling down then she’s not doing something right.

I do think that it would be sort of stressful being with her because she takes everything to heart, she gets hurt very easily and while you don’t have to walk on eggshells you do have to be careful how you word things.

ALSO I think if your first language isn’t English she would take the time to learn at least the most basic phrases in your language, just to show how serious she is about you.

I think having you meet Pam(if you hadn’t already) she would stress over it and ramble to you about what to expect for DAYS before you actually meet her.

Like her own father left, and while she loves her mother she’s sort of scared that Pam will cause you to leave because of her behavior.

Meeting your parents she would also stress. She wants to be seen as the PERFECT daughter in law. Like she doesn’t want them to have anything negative to say about her. She’ll help with dishes, any other household chores, basically try to make the family like her by being helpful and sweet.

Likes to read together. Like it doesn’t matter if she’s reading to you, or you’re reading to her, or even you’re both reading your own books side by side, she just wants to share her love of stories with you.

I also think she’s very touchy and clingy. She always wants to be all over you and even in public while she’s not a big fan of PDA she always needs to be holding your hand or your arm in some way. She wants your relationship to be one that people are jealous of and strive after lmao.

NSFW Headcanons

Penny DEFINITELY has some extreme fetishes/kinks. But I do think they’re something that she doesn’t necessarily need them to feel pleasure.

Like if we’re looking at it in a dom/sub giver/receiver top/bottom she would be on the more submissive/ receiving side of things.

She’s not a woman that would want to be on top(unless it’s something that you absolutely want from her) she’d rather lay back and take everything you’re giving to her. Like she gets off on you losing yourself to pleasure so whatever position you want her in she’s happy with.

IS AN EXPERT ON SUCKING DICK IDCIDC

I think she would just get on her knees for you, no words, just her looking up at you waiting for you to tell her to go on. Like it’s the least she could do. You work all day in the fields, and technically she no longer needs to work as a teacher even though she makes NOTHING so giving you head is a little gift to you for providing her with everything she wants.

Actually loves sucking you off, like she moans and whines while doing it, eyes closed and everything.

Not on no baby trapping shit, but if you don’t immediately want kids I would say to wear condoms bc she is absolutely locking her legs behind your back.

It’s not even like she does it on purpose she just does it without thinking. It’s just a bad habit she has when she’s feeling so good that she doesn’t want you to pull away.

Her leg locking is more her wanting to be in your skin rather than trying to get pregnant.

THOUGH home girl does have a breeding kink, though she doesn’t have a pregnancy kink.

She’s always whining for you to breed her, to fill her up, she wants to make you a daddy so bad she swears she’ll be a good mother, a good wife, all you need to do is finish in her and she’ll do the rest.

Gets insanely giddy after having sex, like everyone can always tell that you dicked her down good because she’s just in such a good mood.

Also lowkey has a free use kink but would never say it because she thinks it’s weird. Like she’s all too happy letting you bend her over whenever you want, as long as no one is around.

[h2llish]

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Jax [Platonic]

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Smut, Most content involving Angel dust will probably have some suggestive bits because it's Angel dust, but other then that, I refuse to write smut, I can and will pull out the holy water.

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Rules

Even though I haven't gotten requests as of now, I figured I'd go ahead and do this. I only have creepypasta stuff out right now, but I will write for more than that :). I'll probably add to this, though.

Creepypasta/Marble Hornets:

Jeff the Killer

Jane the Killer

Nina the Killer

Ticci Toby

Tim Wright/Masky

Brian Thomas/Hoodie

Slenderman

Eyeless Jack

Bloody Painter

Nurse Ann

Jason the Toymaker

Laughing Jack

I will add more creeps eventually, these are just the ones I've already written small stuff for in the past therefore feel more confident in the way I write them :)

Red Queen:

Mare Barrow

Shade Barrow

Diana Farley

Tiberias Calore

Maven Calore

Evangeline Samos

Elane Haven

Kilorn Warren

Cameron Cole

Stardew Valley:

Sebastian

Alex

Sam

Abigail

Penny

Haley

Emily

Same thing from the Creeps, I only have the characters I've personally made good friends with (at least 8 hearts) or romanced (at least 10). The bachelor(ette)s I haven't listed are just ones I don't know very well therefore wouldn't write for accurately.

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Ron Weasley

Draco Malfoy

Luna Lovegood

My Hero Academia

Izuku Midoriya

Shoto Todoroki

Kyoka Jirou

Ochaco Uraraka

Tomura Shigaraki

Dabi

Twice

Himiko Toga

Death Note

Light Yagami

L

Misa Amane

What I'll write for:

Scenarios

Headcanons

X M! Reader

X Gn! Reader

X F! Reader (Strictly for wlw)

X Specific! Reader (ex: chubby, trans, poc, etc.)

Red Queen Canon Relationships (cal x mare, eva x elane, etc.)

Sebastian X Sam

Sebastian X Abigail

Abigail X Haley

Light X L

No Romance

Smut (Canon characters, Amab readers, or Afab readers)

Fluff

Angst

Extreme violence or gore

Alcohol usage, drug usage, smoking

Religious trauma

AUs

Specific kinks (To an extent; if it's something I don't feel comfortable with writing, I will reply to your ask stating such and add it in the will not write section)

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Non-con

Piss, Scat, Vomit kink

Vore

Religion

Fetishes

Creepypasta X Creepypasta

MHA Canon X Canon

Evangeline X M! Reader

Elane X M! Reader

Alex X F! Reader

Maven X Canon

Misa X Canon

Polyamory

Yandere

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I also don't know enough about how yandere characters work, so until I figure that how I won't write for it. Same with polyam; I myself am not poly and I feel I don't know enough about that to really write for it. Nothing against poly people of course.

I will typically keep anything PG gender neutral with no physical descriptors. In smut, I will write for both AMAB and AFAB readers so you must specify in your request along with the pronouns you want me to use. If you don't specify the pronouns, I'll use they/them. If you don't specify the sex, I can only write smut where the reader isn't receiving anything. Specifying could mean describing the parts they have in the request or using the pronouns as well.

So for the way I will write things is if you ask "(Male character) X female reader" I will not write it for a female reader, I will write it gender neutral. However, I will write wlw so if you ask "(Female character) x female reader" I will write it. I will write any character x male reader specifically because male readers dont get shit and even when we do a good bit of it is written by 13 year old girls who fetishize us (speaking from experience) and it's obvious; unless that is a lesbian character, I will write it with a male reader. This is again because female readers tend to get a lot more fanfiction written for them and its tiring for male readers, along with gn and trans readers too. Will I write specifically for trans women? Trans women barely get fics too, however if it's a request that doesn't have anything to do with what your agab (assigned gender at birth) is, then there's no reason for me to write it. You would be referred to and written like a cis woman would be. Smut is different, but I already talked about that.

For the creeps, I will eventually write out my basic HCs for all the ones I write for (basic as in age, name, height, likes, dislikes, etc.). It probably won't be any time soon so don't wait up on it LMAO. I'll probably do that for Stardew Valley and maybe Red Queen too. I'm not sure about any of my other fandoms yet.

Anything I miss will be added later. This was only proofread once so sawry if there's mistakes

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stardew ships i wanna write about !! ♡

obviously i want to write all of the bachelor/bachelorette x reader content, but there are some specific dynamics that i hope to explore (even if they're just headcanons/drabbles):

leah/elliot (t4t)

my lil' artistic duo !!

one of the only "canon" pairs i'm rocking with tbh

i personally headcanon both elliot and leah as trans, so i feel like that + their individual struggles with their art can make for such a cute dynamic

emily/sandy

my quirky mystic lesbians wowow

i don't see a lot of content about sandy tbh and i would love to explore that at some point !!

is this a rarepair?? they're just both so cute idk

alex/m!farmer

dont hate me for this, i just think alex's character arc is so much more interesting if you play as a male farmer in the game !!

homoerotic tension? internalized homophobia?? potential angst??? i hope we're all seeing the vision here

maru/penny

my favourite academics !!

we all see their little dates, sat together on the bench by the saloon <3

with both of their stress, familial pressures, interest in education, i feel like theres a lot of fluff or angst potential

abigail/seb/sam (ass polycule)

obsessed w/ these goofy teens

maybe i just want to write a love triangle that's ACTUALLY a triangle, and not two people liking the same love interest-- normalise polycules in fiction >:0

we love a dorky band that plays dnd together and fucks !!

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Masterlist

Obey Me

Pretty Boy (Smut) Pt2

Pretty Girl (Smut) Pt2

Service (Thirteen x Fem Reader, Smut)

Red Rope (Beelzebub x Male Afab Reader, Smut)

Don't stop! (leviathan x female reader, Smut) Pt2

Twisted Wonderland

Studying Motivation (Trey x Fem Afab Reader, Smut)

Sweet Dreams (Vil x Gn!Reader, Fluff)

Stardew Valley

Nightmare? Let me help. (Abigail x Gn!Reader, Comfort)

Harder (Penny x Trans Fem Reader, Smut)

Fable 3

If Evil Why Hot? (Reaver x Afab Female Reader, Smut)

Slashers

Good boy (Brahms Heelshire x Male! Gn! Reader, Smut)

MK11

Baby Doll (Erron Black x Female! Reader, Smut)

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⭐**This is a minors blog, I repeat this is a minors blog**⭐

About me:

Anyway, hi, im "Actual-Greenninja" but you can just call me Lloyd (that's just my online name, don't refer to me as Lloyd irl lol). Alot has changed since I wrote my intro a while ago. I'd prefer to remain genderless on the platform :') just call me by my name or dude or something lol. I still love anime and cartoons but I definitely don't watch any media as much as I use to. But for what I do watch I will love writing about them. At this point in time I DO NOT TAKE REQUESTS. I'm sorry but I definitely won't have time :'(

🩶Kins: Lloyd garmadon (Ninjago), Emmet (Lego movie), Mirio (MHA), Penny (Stardew valley), Reki (SK8), Sonic (Sonic the hedgehog), Aaron and Katie Mitchel (MVM), Finn (Adventure time) Hachi (nana)

🦴What I do on this Tumblr:

Anything I want to basically, whatever im in the mood to do but what I enjoy most is writing. That can be fan fictions (x reader, im not really a shipper sorry), headcanons, or just whatever I think on a certain show or movie. I only really write demon slayer because it's the only anime I've really been into recently. Maybe MHA too (hot take: the anime is mid) and other animes I enjoy (maybe I'll make a separate post about that). I also do fanart!!

Also im a Shinazugawa brothers Stan so expect alot of writing about them.

⭐What Fandoms I am willing to write for

1) Demon slayer

2)My hero Academia (not updated on the manga tho)

3)JJK

4) Genshin Impact

5) Stardew Valley

6) Lego Monkie kid

7)Lego Ninjago (pre dragons rising)

8)Haikyuu

9)Adventure time (+ distant lands)

10)Beserk

11) DBZ and DBS

🩵Who and what I write for:

Fem reader, gender neutral reader, and male reader, I write romance or platonic relationships.

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I write fluff and angst. Full stories or just little headcanons. I WILL NOT WRITE SMUT THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE. I really just write what's at the top of my head. Again I don't really take requests (again sorry) but feel free to comment something you'd like to see

Also keep in mind im a student so I most definitely won't post very often.

🌝DNI: TOXIC STANS, HOMOPHOBES,JUST TOXIC PEOPLE IN GENERAL, LITERAL BABIES (idk)🌝 also dont try talking to me if you are older than 18 or younger than 12 (why are you even here lol)

Also teeny note: I am a little obsessive over certain characters. Meaning I will write much better about them and have no interest in other characters so sorry if I write a character terribly 🙏

K cool, I hope you like my works, bye now!!

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[juniperjoy101]

Grey Clouds – (Penny x Reader)

Rating: PG

Word Count: 1k+

Gender-Neutral Reader

With the sky covered by clouds -- these turning greyer in colour as minutes pass -- you figure it's the best time to stay at home with your wife, picking out your next read from the bookshelf installed not long after her moving in. You stand in front of it and scan the options available, narrowing your choices down to fantasy and romance, one her favourite and one yours. Oddly enough, it's harder to decide on a book you'd like to read rather than picking one out for her -- how much she trusted you into selecting one she would enjoy denominating you as her go-to for book recommendations.

"Can I help?"

Her voice, low and gentle, sounds behind you. Startled, the one you're about to take out falls off your hands while the one already in your hold stays safe. Without a word, she leans down and picks up the fallen one, a smile showing on her lips when she hands it back to you. 

"Are you okay? You looked like you were spacing out." Concern marks on her face, a hand placing itself over your cheek. "Do you have a cold, (Y/N)? You didn't go out in this weather, did you? It's too windy."

Warmed by her worry, you smile and take her hand, pulling it off your face and planting a kiss over her knuckles instead. "I'm fine, Penny," you reply, grinning. "I was just, uh. . . having a hard time choosing a book for myself."

Her gaze sparks with recognition, and -- before you know it -- she's standing by the bookshelf, eyes scrutinizing every book before she decides to reach out for one. "What about this one?" she asks, showing you the cover. "I've read it before, and it has some romance in it. It's actually fantasy, sci-fi, and romance all-in-one -- if I'm not mistaken."

"Sounds like something." Your grin widens, catching a hint of her excitement despite her trying her best not to show it. The idea of swapping books had yet to cross your mind, so you take hold of the book, nodding. "I'll read it, but you gotta promise to me you'll read this one in exchange -- I've read it before, too."

You place her suggestion on the floor along with the two others you previously picked. Once you have your mentioned one, you put away those two, left only with her and your own books for swapping. She watches intently all the way, a shy smile returning to her lips when you hand over yours. "It's gonna rain soon," you comment, holding onto her own. "Wanna sit by the fireplace?"

"That would be lovely," she replies, nodding. Pink taints her cheeks as she hugs the book closer to her, eyes casting down at her feet. "I've been. . . wanting to swap books for a while now, to be honest."

Her words make you stop just as you're about to add wood to the fireplace, gaze lifting to meet with hers. "Why didn't you tell me, then? You know I don't mind -- Heck, I was getting stumped picking out a book for myself today!"

She sighs and frowns next, hugging the book even closer when she makes brief eye contact with you. "I'm still getting used to married life -- Though I know it's silly, considering I was the one who said I wanted children in the first place."

"It's not silly. It's fine if you're still warming up to all this! Nobody said change's easy to get used to."

Penny smiles again, though it doesn't last long. Worry settles on her face again, book close to slipping off her hands. "But what if. . . What if I'm just not suited for all this? I'm still having trouble improving my cooking, and I'm still too overwhelmed to (adopt/have) a child. Looking after my mother's one thing, but-"

You halt her in her rambling, cutting her off her spiral. She looks relieved when you call out her name, bringing her back to Earth. "I'm here, Penny. You don't need to worry so much about that, 'cuz we'll take it slow. Crops take time to grow, and so do we. You shouldn't feel pressured, 'cuz I didn't marry you for that. I just wanna be by your side, and spend time together like we always do."

Tears stain her eyes when you're done. She sniffles, grinning when you wink and poke your tongue out at her, teasing her. She giggles, a few of her tears spilling in the process.

"Feeling better?"

". . .Yes."

Nodding, you finish setting up the fireplace and wait until she sits down to light it, careful to keep enough distance not to make either one of you burn -- nor the books. You sit next to her side, offering her to rest her head on your lap afterwards. She takes up the offer almost instantly, smiling up at you before covering her face away under the book.

"Thank you."

Her words are quick and murmured, almost making you lose track of them hadn't you been paying close attention to your surroundings. "What for, P?" you ask, raising an eyebrow. "You know I always let you lay on my lap."

She lowers the book, a brighter grin present on her face. "You know what I mean, (Y/N)."

Caught in your mischief, you laugh, placing a kiss on her nose before letting her return to her reading and starting with your own book. "You're getting better at figuring me out -- Gonna have to watch out now."

"Say whatever you want, but you're an open book just as much as I am -- I would've taken a picture of you dwelling over what book to pick if I could've."

Eager to deflect her words, you do the first thing that comes to mind. You scoot away, making the back of her head meet the floor with a soft bump. "Lap time's over."

She retaliates, resting her back against your lap again. "Not until I'm done reading -- It's the law, (Y/N)."

"Says who?" you tease, chuckling. 

Penny looks up at you, an equally challenging look glistening in her eyes. She presses harder down on your lap, preventing you from making an escape. "Says you since the first day we started this book club with each other."

[deliwrites]

𝔻𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤 // Dream

// DATE // 15th of October 2022 // PAIRING // Dreamwastaken x reader, no pronounce used, small bit for afab!readers, small bit for European readers // WARNING // fluff, mention of period blood // WORDS // 1,6k+ // SUMMARY // What dating Dream would be like

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Living with the boys in the Dream Team house

Not that Sapnap and George minded

Bothering Dream when he's editing

"How long you gonna be busy for?" you ask him. Leaning on his chair in an annoying way where it dips the chair down. He rolls his eyes with a playful look on his face. He knows you do this cause you're in need of attention. "A little while longer I'm afraid," he tells you. Though, he quickly saves his progress and turns his chair to face you. "Do you need something?" he asks, already knowing the answer. "Hugs?" you ask with a pout. Dream grins, patting his lap. Inviting you to sit down. You do so, positioning your legs on either side of his. Scooting closer to the male. Wrapping your arms around his neck, snuggling your face into his neck. He gives you a gentle squeeze, then turns the chair back around. Going back to editing with you in his hold.

Cuddles for daaaaaaaayyyyyyyys

Surprisingly playing cosy games with you

He hates to admit that he loves playing Stardew Valley with you

"Secretly" has all the spots memorized of your favourite character just so you can become friends with that character quickly.

"Where is Penny?! I can't find her!" you exclaim as you run all over the place trying to find your one and only love (:P) holding a diamond which you stole from Dream's chest. "She's by the community centre," Dream is quick to reply which makes you stop in your tracks. "How do you know that?" you question him suspiciously. Opening the map you locate him by the ocean. "I- I, uhm, just walked passed her. On my way to the mines," you hum in acknowledgement. A sweet smile forms on your lips. Happiness filled you at the fact that Dream went out of his way to learn Penny's schedule. Just for you.

Movie nights, with or without George and Sapnap

Movie nights without them, you two take over the entire couch.

He's on his back, laid out across the couch.

You're half on top of him, half shoved between Dream and the back of the couch.

Legs tangled together.

Your head on his chest

His right arm is wrapped around you tightly, wanting to keep you secure and safe.

Blanket over the top of you.

Patches resting above your heads on the backrest.

Movie nights with them, you two claim the big corner of the L-shaped couch.

Wrapped up in blankets even when Dream gets hot.

He'll just remove his hoodie if he gets too hot, always wearing a shirt underneath cause that's what men do apparently.

He knows you get cold easily.

And with the bills rising you don't really touch the thermostat all that much.

Because of that, you're always walking around in cosy clothes.

More often than not those outfits consist of Dreams hoodies.

With you getting cold easily he always makes sure to have a spare hoodie or jacket with him whenever you guys go out. Whether it's on a date or just to Walmart.

Gifts for days!

You are not materialistic but you really have to watch your tongue around him. Or people might think you are.

The moment "Oh that's cute" leaves your lips, he's already on his way to secretly buy whatever it is you just said that about.

You tell him he doesn't need to buy you all these gifts of course, but will he listen? No.

"Dream! What did you get me this time!" you yell through the house once you've accepted a package from the delivery guy. Your name is written on the package. But you have not ordered anything recently. "Oh, it's just that mug you really liked from Etsy," he says when he walks into the kitchen. You were there, package on the counter, knife in hand to open it. He's standing by the custom build shelves filled almost to the brim with mugs you've been gifted by him. A max of 5 had been bought with your own money. "Dream," you tell him seriously. Putting down the knife before walking up to him. You wrap your arms around his middle. Staring up at his towering frame. "I love you," you tell him sincerely but you want to get your point across. "But I need you to stop buying everything that I find cute." You've told him this before but he never seemed to get the gist of it. The serious look in your eyes is what gets him. "Alright," he sighs gently. It's not a sigh of annoyance, it's a sigh of defeat. He just wants to spoil you rotten. "But there are like, three more packages on their way," he grimaces, unapologetically might I add. "Dream!" you blurt out but can't help but giggle. Shoving your head in his chest you shake your head. He chuckles and wraps his arms around your shoulders, squishing you softly. Pulling away just a bit you stand (on your tippy toes). Pecking his lips softly. "You're an idiot," you tell him. Pecking his lips a few more times. A smile graced his face. "But I'm your idiot," he grins.

Dates are the best

He'll bring you to a romantic fancy restaurant once a month.

If he can't get you all the gifts then this is how he'll spoil you.

Not that he doesn't spoil you on any other date.

He sure does

Cinema date?

You want 2 boxes of popcorn and 2 boxes of chips? Sure!

2 large of not xl drinks for you as well.

Home dates will forever be your favourite though.

They hold a special place in your heart.

At least once every week you have a home date where he cooks for you.

Every time he tries a new recipe.

He knows you can be a picky eater, but he has this way of slowly introducing you to new foods.

Before you moved in with him your list of liked foods was quite low.

Now it's grown to more than 3 times that amount.

One thing that always sticks with every date;

Ice cream for dessert! Always!

A little bit for European readers

With you being European, you're used to getting sips of alcohol since you started High school.

You're not an alcoholic or anything.

You do enjoy the occasional drink during a date.

You know he doesn't really drink.

So you never force alcohol on him.

You respect him for it.

So you'll keep it to a max of two drinks on the date.

A little bit for afab!readers

What he does when you're on your period.

He becomes a servant

Ran out of pads/tampons?

No problem, he's already on his way getting them for you.

Brings you you're favourite foods and candy while he's at the store.

He'll never truly feel the pain you go through with all the cramps.

But he knows how painful it is for you.

He's heard you talk about them since before you two even got together.

Before you moved in but did visit and spend nights he was prepared.

With the wrong stuff but he tried.

The first time your period decided to pay a visit while you were over.

It was earlyish in the morning. Dream was still fast asleep in bed. A heavy cramp is what woke you up. "Shit, shit shit," you grumble, forcing yourself out of bed. You're quick but try not to wake up Dream. Getting into the bathroom, you sit down on the toilet. Confirming your suspicion. "Fuck," sighing you lean forward, elbows on your knees. Face shoved in your hands. "This can't be happening." You don't know how long you spent in the bathroom. Just going over what options you had. You could put toilet paper in your underwear, but a clean pair of underwear is back in Dreams room. In order to get that you would have to leave the bathroom with bloody underwear. "God damn it!" "Y/n?" you hear Dream call out from somewhere in his room. "Are you okay?" His voice seems to get closer to the bathroom. 'Damn it, I didn't lock the door!' "Don't come in," you beg, embarrassment running through your veins. 'Why did the bathroom door have to be so far from the toilet!' "Y/n, what's going on?" his voice is filled with worry. Sighing, you can't help but feel emotional. "My period came early," you confess in a whisper. "I'm sorry, what? Do you mind if I come in," unsure on how to answer. You don't answer at all. Bad choice, as he opens the door and walks in. You're quick to grab the towel hanging by the sink next to you. Draping the towel over your lap. "No, Dream, I don't want you to see this," you wine, hanging your head. Hiding your head in your hands once more. "What's wrong, y/n. Talk to me," he kneels in front of you. Taking your hands, gently off your face. Cupping your face he makes you look at him. "My period came early," you tell him quietly. "I didn't bring any pads." "That's okay," he says so quickly it shocks you. Opening the cupboard under the couple's sink, he takes out a packet of pads. Though you can't help but laugh. "What?" he asks, a little confused by your laughter. "These will do for now," you tell him, taking the pack. "But these are for nights and heavy, heavy periods at that," you take one out to show him the size of the pad. It was about the size of his hand and a half. Which is large. "Woops," he grimaces. "I'm sorry." "It's okay, thank you," you thank him sincerely. Pecking his lips before asking him to bring my bag, for clean underwear.

Once you've fully changed into comfy clothes

Dream settles you in bed, covered by the warm duvet

He's in and out of the bedroom

Getting you snacks and Tea or Hot chocolate milk.

Overall Dream is a lovely boyfriend, he'll do anything for you.

[kudamono94]

F/O List For Fun (´◡`)~

After seeing so many other blogs do this, I figured I’d give making this list a shot as well since it looked like a lot of fun~

That said tho, tbh I don’t really mind if anyone shares any of these people as their F/Os as well, so if anyone sees theirs on here it’s all good (and if you maybe want to talk about them as a character, that’d be nice also) :3

Being ace, to me fictional self-ships are the closest thing to romantic/sexual relationships I think I will ever be comfortable with, so at the end of the day I think self-shipping should be all in good fun! 

(However, even with that said, please note that in addition to this list possibly being updated in the future, this list isn’t a definite list of what x reader inserts I will or will not be willing to write for either; rather, this is just a list of characters I prefer to write for first and foremost, and that tbh I will probably end up writing for characters outside this list in the future just like I’ve done in the past like with my Yume Nikki stuff XD)

So, with that all out the way, here’s a list of my current fav F/Os

(〃´∀｀) :

Male F/Os

1. Philip J. Fry - Futurama

2. Hamegg - Tezuka Star System (Although my first time seeing him was in the 2009 AB movie, I like pretty much every version of him tbh)

3. Gakupo Kamui - VOCALOID

4. Ichimatsu Matsuno - Osomatsu-san (Although I honestly wouldn’t mind having the rest of the brothers as F/Os as well)~

5. Sebastian - Stardew Valley

6. Zhongli - Genshin Impact

Female F/Os

1. Turanga Leela - Futurama

2. Totoko Yowai - Osomatsu-san

3. Penny - Stardew Valley

4. Hu Tao - Genshin Impact