#ot3 ngl

[nanocados]

When idiots come in a package of three, that’s the good stuff right there 👯‍♀️

[shaylogic]

kiss_eyes1.jpg kiss_eyes2.jpg

[cartoonybus]

this is literally them

[ekparavani]

okay let's do this

(note: I'm using the word straight here to mean m/f, some of these characters are canonically bisexual and I myself have bi and/or trans headcanons for almost all of them)

[formosusiniquis]

this doesn't have a title cause it's late and I have work in the morning. this is a surprise gift for @cauldronoflove cause her fic last week and the whatever is going on with this show did something to my brain (positive) wc: 860 | T | pre-Max/Avery/Tristan (odt3?)

“Welcome to Eyes Wide Shut week, doctor.” Tristan's smile pulls up higher on the right side, Max’s side, as he wiggles his fingers in a wave at a woman boarding. Her dress is tight as her hold on her husband's arm. She's older than him, easily old enough to be Tristan’s mother.

“Don't call it that,” Avery chides, still it's hard not to miss the amusement that sparkles in her eyes.

“That's the Tom Cruise movie?” He finds himself asking. He hadn't read the briefing, he never reads the briefing, far preferring this rundown where his experienced team tells him what he actually needs to know.

“So he knows the finer details of the Barbie Dreamhouse but not one of the best Cruise films to date?” Tristan muses.

That earns an actual reaction from Avery. Max can feel the smile playing on his own lips as her eyes widen and she leans enough to see around him to stare at Tristan, mouth dropped open just a breath in her disbelief. “Not Interview with the Vampire?”

“I did say ‘one of.’ I can like more than one thing.”

“Oh yes, I forgot you hit two of the B's for your little poker game.”

The quip is right there for the taking and something about the two of them has made it harder and harder for Max to resist taking. “Our Tristan is pretty butch, isn’t he?”

Pleasure ripples across Tristan’s face instinctually accepting the compliment implied with the claim before the next wave crashes over top of it, him catching the tease.

“Funny.” There’s a charm to his scowl. If Tristan weren’t so handsome when he was mad, he wouldn’t be so fun to rile up. As it stands, there’s a light in his eyes as he plans his next comeback, and the tight draw of his brow somehow compliments the line of his jaw. “Maybe you'll find someone who appreciates your wit during this year’s swingers week.”

“That’s what this week is?” He can feel his smile in his cheeks and his eyebrows arching up his hairline. In the milieu beneath their feet he watches with fresh eyes the way the boarding couples greet one another. The way greetings linger, hands on elbows and kisses pressed to cheeks.

“Officially,” Avery says, a warning note in her voice that the fondness on her face betrays, “we are hosting high ranking guests from several fraternal orders.”

“And unofficially?”

“Priapism is the diagnosis of the week.”

A grin that's all boarding school charm melts across Tristan's face. “Good thing for your steady hands, Doctor Odyssey.”

His own smile turns small, his face feels warm as he takes his eyes off his crew and looks back down at the boarding passengers. Faces with the bland similarity that he associates with wealth and power. A former Midwestern Senator moving around the floor holds his focus but not his attention.

That is devoted to the memory of Avery, laid out on his table. His fingers alongside Tristan’s inside her, her life in their hands.

“I thought swingers were couples.”

“Yes, that’s the point.” Avery says.

“No, I just mean that couple was just making eyes at Tristan.”

“Some are just looking for a third,” he says, lips twisting into something coy. “Have you ever known me to deny a damsel in distress?”

The former Senator has found the woman that smiled up at them in the mezzanine. A scowl has found Max’s face and his hand has found Avery’s. Their knuckles graze against one another, seeking comfort in a way that’s becoming increasingly common. He thinks he could pick their hands, strong and sure, out of a line up. 

He understands more than ever the bright flashes of green eye irritation every time he and Avery emerged from a room with a locked door. Tristan laid out against white sheets with… He doesn’t even want to finish the thought.

“Don’t tell me you’re a prude, doctor.” A coy smile grows wider, teasing. Mirth and something Max has come to recognize as curiosity dance across his face, in the lines beside his eyes. 

Tristan keeps his attention on Max, but with every brush of hand against hand he knows his answer will be for both himself and Avery.

“Personally, I think the only couple I’ll worry about pleasing this week are my nurses.”

It’s not been long, but they react the way he would have predicted. Avery scoffs, smacks the back of his hand with hers before crossing her arms across her chest, playing at annoyance and disapproval. Tristan, who’s need for approval and fickle attachment Max understands much better after meeting his mother, gapes any witty retort he might have managed stolen by the blatant way the thing they have been dancing around has now been laid out like a patient on the operating table.

“Now, is there anything other than fine gauge needles we should be preparing? Antibiotics? Some compresses? Condoms?”

As he wanders toward the elevator his team follows. The previous topic not forgotten but transmuted, changed in his favor like the tide beneath him. It’s something he thinks he could get used to.

[tai-janai]

Here's an idea! What do you think about Hero, Contrarian, and Paranoid as a trio?

AHHHH MY FAVORITE OT3

i like . th, em.

[totentnz]

for this pride month consider outsourcing your dick.

[rius-cave]

This song is sooo Adamsapple for me hear me out

Lucifer telling Adam that you should abandon Heaven and God and everything you believe in cause they're not good enough for you and can't give you what you need and you deserve so much better so come and let me show you real pleasure

Idk maybe it's just me but I love it

https://youtu.be/Db86lpidcz4?si=MBOCEKbtPwTHhMaE

Crying at "But he's the guy you wanna do, And you know that it takes two, Luckily, he wants to do you too" LIKE PLEASE MSNFKSDFD

I see your vision anon, I think it's funny that this song is probably satanist or whatever and here we are applying it to old men yaoi from a silly demon show dfkDFKDKG

Also barely related, but the song going "Satan, Lucifer" since they're considered the same entity, but we know that in the hellaverse they aren't, just kinda makes this feel like a love triangle now LOL

[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

Sometimes a family is 1 kid, 1 mom, 2 dads, 1 pet Godzilla, and 0 communication skills.

[void-thegod]

YALL 💀💀💀👁👄👁

he is the one yall

the man of all time

[ninthnocturne]

@aeternxm The red head needs love GET HIM! LOL I love sicking my boys on him its so cute how he tries to adamantly deny he likes it. Accept he love Lea its not gonna go away anytime soon.

[gorgugplushie]

Miss drawin deeps hunky bod ngl

[aletterinthenameofsanity]

Ten/Martha/Riley: Eleventh Hour fic!

Listen, will the update order of this series make sense? Maybe not. But I had so much fun writing Ten's regeneration fic/Eleven's changed motivations in Eleventh Hour, especially how even with scrambled memories, he knows that he needs to find a doctor- his Doctor. (And a mechanic who can help fix things.) Ft. a nice dash of Eleven&Amy friendship too!

@boo-mite @dream-beyond-the-fantasy @lady-of-the-spirit @mack-anthology-mp3 @jordiepouts @a-shard-of-quartz-lol @khruschevshoe

[riotgrrrlhole]

Hahhahahaha how lucky ObiKin fans are that they got their official fanfic lol

[last-flight-of-fancy]

hey, hey, quick internet fandom ettiquete lesson; X has two hands jokes only vibe if you are talking to someone who is ALSO already talking about how X has two hands. Okay? Okay. It is in fact very rude to go onto other people’s posts where only one set of hands is involved to evangalise about two hands. When seeing ship art/fic of only half your ot3, it is proper ettiquete to simply enjoy the art/fic as it is, and if so inspired create/commission/seek out the ot3 content of your choice. This has been your quick internet fandom lesson, thank you for your time.

[dirtyoldmanhole]

i strongly suspect i enjoy fates in a very different manner than most of fandom b/c uhhh.

even disregarding my thoughts on 'revelation is unironically genius actually'. take camilia for example, everyone who likes her always prefaces their like with:

oh no no i don't like her b/c of the tits (come on man, *i* want her tits. carnally.)

and i definitely don't like her for the weird psuedo incest < this came from a gunter fan elsewhere i was debating on rearching out to and i may have. uh. irl cracked up for a solid minute. ok maybe no reaching out there. don't want to scar them :''''D

meanwhile, krad: "i like camilia for the tits and huge axe, yandere psuedo-incest, and the depth :D"

i mean that's the same reason i like gunter too so w/e. equality win? equality win.