#oscar pine x ruby rose

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: Oscar the Batman

Oscar: Thursday, October 31st. The city streets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I'm there too. Watching. 2 years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully. It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that light hits the sky, it's not just a call- it's a warning. To them. Fear is a tool. They think I'm hiding in the shadows. But I AM the shadows.

Ruby: *turns on the light* Oscar, your mashed potatos are getfing cold. Why are you in the dark?

Oscar: Aw Ruby! You totally killed the mood. *pouts*

Ruby: *giggles* Is that my black eye-shadow?

Oscar: ...no?

[mimzynimh]

Thought I’d share some unfinished stuff since I haven’t been active lately :DD

[darksaiyangoku]

@jealouscartoonist JC, I missed ya! 😃

I was in the mood for something cute and fluffly It’s been a while.

Also the idea of a mini time skip sounds cute to me XD

Just silly teens in love, nothing more nothing less.

[rachetmath]

Urge and Curiousity

Jaune: Um. Guys?

Ren: What's up Jaune?

Jaune: Remember that mission with that Grimm we just finished?

Oscar: Yeah, why?

Jaune: I just researched it and… we need to contain the girls.

Ren: Again, why?

Jaune: Yeah, this Grimm sprayed something on the girls which starts to affect their minds. This could cause them to behave differently than normal. Basically unleashing-

Ruby: Oscar~

Nora: Ren~

Jaune: Oh shit it's too late.

Oscar: Too late? What do you mean by “too late”?

Ren: Jaune what’s going -

Jaune: *already out and barricading the door* 

Oscar: Jaune. Jaune, open the door.

Jaune: Sorry fellas but… … this needs to be done. 

Ren: Jaune quit horsing around, let us out.

Jaune: Not until it's over. 

Oscar: Til what's over?

Jaune: Well the Grimm spray started influencing the girls to unleash their … urges.

Oscar: Okay -

Jaune: Sexual urges.

Ren and Oscar: *terrified*

Ren: Jaune, open the door.

Jaune: *silent and walks away* 

Ren: Jaune. Jaune! Jaune, you open this door! Jaune!! Jaune I swear if- I swear you will pay! Jaune!!!

After long sexual intense hours.

Nora: Phew I feel better.

Ruby: Oh my brothers, Oscar, I am sorry.

Ren: *down*

Oscar: *shock*

Jaune: *returns* Well guys, it seems you enjoyed yourselves.

Ren: Jaune.

Jaune: What's up Ren?

Ren: Fuck you.

Jaune: Damn sorry man I had to.

Ren: I hope you get it worse.

Yang: Well look who finally shows up.

Jaune: Yang, hey how's it- *trapped by a glyph* going? 

Weiss: *appears*

Jaune: Oh crap they are still-

Emerald: Oh no, we’re good. We’re just curious.

Weiss: *blushes*

Jaune: Huh.

Yang: Alright. Pants him. 

Blake: *removes his belt, pants and draws*

Jaune: *sword drops* Hey what the hell?!

Blake: Damn.

Weiss: Oh my God. 

Yang: Okay~ Blake.

Blake: Already done. She was right.

Yang: Alright Emerald you were right. He got it~ 

Emerald: I never miss the details. I told you he was packing. 

Yang: Mm-hmm~ In the front.

Blake: And the back. *Slaps Jaune ass* 

Jaune: Hey!

Weiss: Indeed. Emerald, how much do we owe you?

Emerald: *laughs* I don't want money. *Serious* I want first dibs. 

Weiss: What?!

Yang: Now hold on!

Emerald: No. No. I called it. I've seen it. I get first dibs.

Weiss: Excuse me but I was his first crush. Therefore I get the first try.

Yang: He is the brother to my sister therefore my husband so I get first dibs automatically.

Blake: I mean I slapped his ass before any of you so…

Yang: And since Blake is my girlfriend again I got dibs. Well second.

Weiss: Bull****!

Blake: Ladies. Ladies!

WEY: … …

Blake: We’ll draw straws to see who goes first. Besides, we got hours to deal with our favorite knight.

Jaune: Wh- what?

Yang: Okay. Come on. 

Jaune: Oh, no. *being carried out* 

Ren: Justice. 

Jaune: Ren.Oscar. Help me!

Ren: Oscar you heard something.

Oscar: … … …

Ren: Neither did I.

Jaune: *screams* 

After hours of rough sex.

Jaune: *unable to move*.

Ren: How does it feel now bitch?

Jaune: Damn it.

Oscar: … … 

Jaune: Is he-

Ren: He's breathing. I think.

Jaune: Have you checked?!

Ren: Hang on. *checks Oascar pulse* He’s breathing.

Jaune: Oh thank you.

[chikorra]

👐😚----->💖😳👉👈

[superiorsturgeon]

Announcer: All right, everybody! It’s time for the final event of the Vale Farmers’ Olympic Games! We’ve crowned our champions in corn-shucking…

Oscar: *victoriously wipes butter from his mouth* 😁🌽

Announcer: …pie baking…

Ruby: *proudly standing with her strawberry-rhubarb pie and blue ribbon pinned to her apron* 😊 🥧

Announcer: …and hog-wrangling!

Yang: 🤠

Announcer: And now, the final competition: cow milking! The first one to fill a pail will take home the gold!

Announcer: Begin!!!

Papa Arc: *struggling* Come on, you dumb cow! What’s the matter with you?!

Cow: 🐮

Jaune: Dad, you’re being too rough!

Jaune: *shoulders Papa Arc aside and starts coaxing milk at a record pace* Here, let me…

Crowd: 😲

Papa Arc: Wow! Go boy, go!

Jaune: 😊

Papa Arc: …why are you so good at that…? 🤨

Mama Arc: *nudges Pyrrha, slightly drunk on hard cider* Good for you, dear…! 😉

Pyrrha: 😳

[lord-of-rain]

Jaune: *dying surrounded by dead grim*

Ruby: Jaune! *rushes over to him* No, no, no! Please, no!

Oscar: I know a spell to save him, but it has a co-

Ruby: Just do it!

Oscar: I need a secret.

Ruby: What?

Oscar: The spell only works if you tell me something you never told anyone.

Ruby: I- I'm

Jaune: *grabs Ruby's hand* It's okay Rubes, you don-

Ruby: I'm the one who stole Jaune's hoodie in Atlas.

Jaune: *healed* You said that was Nora!

[sunnysunsins]

Valentine's day smooches~ She'll totally sweep him of his feet

[cdawgy2]

So this is something that’s been floating in my mind for a while.

Between the “You’re your own person” scene in Volume 6, and the confirmation in Volume 9 that Ruby is terrified of losing Oscar…

How many of y’all are of the opinion that one of Ruby’s main goals is to defeat Salem before Oscar and Ozpin merge?

I made a previous post about how the Oz merge is basically a Dragon Ball fusion (in my opinion of course), so read that if you’re interested. With that in mind, just because this new being has Oscar’s traits and beliefs, it isn’t Oscar. At least, not the Oscar that Ruby has come to form a connection with.

I can’t help but wonder if, on top of all the other stressors that Ruby’s been juggling, the threat of Oscar ceasing to exist while someone new takes his place is another reason Ruby’s been struggling so much.

To take it even further, this might tie into why she blew up at Blake and Yang like she did. She was jealous.

Now this isn’t to say that Ruby isn’t happy for her sister and friend, but in the situation they are in (trapped in another world without any idea how to get home or what’s happening to their friends), I imagine Ruby was a bit envious of how Blake and Yang had the chance to finally understand what their relationship is and take the next step, without any threat to their lives taking precedence over their feelings.

Hell, you can even throw Ren and Nora along with Weiss and Jaune (if you view the latter two’s interactions in a romantic light) in this as well. All three of these pairings lack something that Ruby and Oscar’s relationship has to deal with: the threat of a godly curse that no one, not even the thousand year old wizard in the latter’s head, knows how to stop.

I can’t help but wonder that in Volume 10, Oscar will start using Oz’s magic more, despite knowing that it speeds up the merge, because from his point of view, it would be selfish to not use that power for the people of Remnant.

But Ruby, who’s just now coming to terms with the fact that she doesn’t need to be 100% selfless and that it’s perfectly fine to desire her own happiness, has a major problem with this.

Because even if it is selfish, she doesn’t want to lose him.

[zexapher]

The Best Laid Schemes

The best laid schemes go oft astray. Poor Weiss, bet she’d been practicing lines in her head all day. And speaking of, Jaune certainly wasn’t too quick to recruit everyone else for his little trip, once he saw Weiss was onboard. Wouldn’t be surprised if he went through a line or two on the way over as well.

Even if they are now somewhat overshadowed by the immaculate story we’ve been blessed with in Volume 9, pre-Volume 9 White Knight moments are still very good. They’ll always have a place in my heart.

Some of you may have noticed me sneak in a not-so-subtle little Parks and Recreation Reference there. Love that show, and I quite like the idea of Weiss taking on a bit of a Leslie Knope edge while she tries to rebuild Atlas and Mantle, which makes Ruby Ann Perkins.

Hope you all enjoy this little comic I threw together yesterday!

[darksaiyangoku]

A Rosegarden voice over made for my dear friend @izzykuma. I hope you like this silly little thing. ❤️💚

[mimzynimh]

RG Movie/game night 🥰

Was going to add some more background things plus Nora and Yang behind the couch posing for the camera but got tired and just wanted to finish something whoopsiesss :DD

[leorobotsworld]

Ruby: *knocks at team Jnr's door*

Jaune: *opens* Oh hey Ruby, what brings you here?

Ruby: Nora said she wanted to talk to me

Jaune: Oh right, come on in

She enters as Jaune closes the door, only to see Nora sitting in a chair, with her legs crossed and blowing bubbles out of a smoking pipe. Jaune sat beside her and continued making a crochet of an unfinished scarf.

Nora: So, you're the missy that wants to date my little Oscar?

Ruby: Nora, what are you-

Nora: Shush *blows bubbles* I will be the one talking here

*For better or worse, I ran out of ideas*

*Continue if you want*

[rachetmath]

Seduction Strategy

Yang: Jaune, I need your help.

Jaune: With what?

Yang: You see a friend of mines was having trouble pleasing his partner last time. She wasn't-

Jaune: He or she?

Yang: Pardon?

Jaune: Like is this person a he or she? Is their partner a girl or boy? I mean you and this person are two different people so-

Yang: Okay. I-I need help. I need another way to please Blake in bed. I've tried everything but nothing works.

Jaune: Why me though? I’m not in a relationship.

Yang: Come on, what about your sisters’ advice?

Jaune: Have they ever worked though?

Yang: Okay, yeah, j-just guess. I’ll take anything.

Jaune: I mean what are Blake's interest.

Yang: Well. She likes fish. And reading books. And that's it.

Jaune: Okay does she have a favorite book?

Yang: Well, she does, and it is called “Ninja of Love.”

Jaune: So read the book and find some way to focus that into sex.

Yang: Hm. Really?

Jaune: I mean, “Ninja of Love”, doesn’t that scream sex?

Yang: ….

Afterwards Yang read the book and put her plan into motion. Blake was heading to their room to figure out what Yang wanted after she texted her. She walked inside and;

Blake: Yang. What did you- *gasp*

Blake was in shock. She saw her girlfriend was wearing a very sexy ninja outfit. Her hair was in a ponytail. She was wearing black but the skirt was short. And her top was tight, revealing her breast. Yang smiles as she saw her girlfriend blushing at her and decided to make a move. She walked towards the bed, swaying her hips as she slowly laid down, giving Blake a lot of the details.

Yang: Hi Blake. Care to learn the ways of the ninja.

Blake: Yang. Why are you-?

Yang: Oh. Sorry. I should probably mention I read one of your favorite books and I was wondering… would you like to reenact a few scenes with me?

Blake gave Yang her answer as she strips down naked. Afterwards Yang and Blake were going at each other for weeks. Then when Ren asked on how she did it, she replied to ask Jaune. Ren was confused at first but she said “Trust him.” Ren then goes to Jaune for advice.

Ren: Jaune. Yang told me how you helped her. Can you help me with Nora?

Jaune: Ren. Come on, you know me, I am not qualified to help with your relationship problems.

Ren: I mean so far you have been able to help everybody with their issues by talking to them and listening. How is this different?

Jaune: Look man., figure that out yourself.

Ren: Jaune, please?

Jaune: Fine. Um. Just wear an apron that states "Baked With Love" and say "I have a new pancake recipe for you to try." I guess.

Ren: Hm. Alright I’ll try.*leaves*

Jaune: Don’t blame me if it doesn’t work.

Later that night.

Nora: Ren. What do ne-e-eed… Oh my

Nora was stunted for words. She was looking at Ren completely naked with just an apron as she stared at his butt. Ren turned around revealing “Baked With Love” imprinted on the apron and said the words exactly as Jaune told him.

Ren: Hi Nora. Sorry to have called you so late. But, I made a new pancake I need you to try.

Nora: R-really? So where are the pancakes?

Ren: Oh don’t worry. *pulls up his apron* I have a special one made just for you.

Nora saw what Ren was doing and she liked it. Afterwards Nora was blowing Ren like no tomorrow. Both Ren and Yang were enjoying the results of Jaune’s guesses. However one thing they never accounted for is Oscar listening in on them. Oscar wanted the same result so he can finally score with Ruby, so he asked Jaune for help. However;

Oscar: Jaune, help me score with Ruby.

Jaune: Nope.

Oscar: Please?

Jaune: No!

Oscar: Please.

Jaune: No!!

Oscar: PLEASE!!

Jaune: NO!!!!

Oscar: Why not?!?

Jaune: First, Yang will kill me! Second, you’re too young, so I don’t know why you’re thinking about this, after everything you’ve been through. Third, Yang will kill me!

Oscar: I'll tell Winter you almost got Weiss killed.

Jaune: You little bastard, you wouldn’t.

Oscar: I would. And she could kill you faster than Yang can.

Jaune: Damn, you right. Fine. Um… go to the store. Buy some whip cream and gum drops. Get naked. And make yourself look like a gingerbread man.

Oscar: What? Why?

Jaune: Ruby loves cookies. And you almost look like a cookie.

Oscar: Jaune that isn’t going to w- oh yes!

Oscar was feeling the up most pleasure as Ruby was bouncing up and down from his pine tree in her team bedroom.

Ruby: Yes. Harder. Harder!! Make me your wife, Gingerbread Man!

Oscar: Yes ma’am.

Afterwards, Jaune, finally thinking he’s done, was relaxing. That was until Cinder Fall appeared out of nowhere. She was very angry too.

Cinder: Seriously?

Jaune: What?

Cinder: I mean, come on, you can help everyone get laid but not yourself. Pathetic.

Jaune: Okay. What’s your point? Why is this your business? Also how did you get in this house?

Cinder: Okay?! Look Arc, I'll show you pity for today. If you can get me to sleep then you get me as your reward. No attempts on your life at all.

Jaune: What if I say no?

Cinder: Why would you?

Jaune: I mean Pyrrha was better looking than you. So is Winter. And Penny.

Cinder: I am very capable.

Jaune: Really?

Cinder: Must I-

Cinder stops and thinks for a minute. Jaune knows she loves to prove how better she is than everyone else around her. She thought for a moment and realized Jaune was toying with her emotions and pride. She smiled, giving him some credit but a failed attempt was still a failed attempt.

Cinder: Ah. You almost had me. Try again.

Jaune: Okay. Hand please.

Cinder: Why?

Jaune: Give me your hand and find out.

Cinder grabs his hand. Jaune uses his semblance to amplify her powers. Cinder felt a surge of power flow in her body as her maiden power suddenly activated. She then stares at Jaune, with smug look on his face.

Cinder: Wha- what did you-?

Jaune: Liked that huh?

Cinder: Um… no.

Jaune pulls Cinder close where her back is towards his chest.

Jaune: You know Cinder, instead of having to track down maidens to gain power. How about I let you take a bit of mines?

Cinder: Um… well you see- Ah~.

Cinder can feel Jaune’s sword rubbing on her butt as she blushes. Jaune continues to smile as he sees her so flustered. To Jaune, Cinder look so cute. However, he wonders why she so was easily tempted. He thought about it and came to the conclusion that;

Jaune: Oh. Cinder Fall, is this your-

Cinder: S-shut up!

Jaune laugh sand gently places his hand on Cinder’s face, turning her towards his own. Cinder was amazed by the glow of his eyes. She was enjoying this. She could feel his power coursing to her veins. She want more so bad she was close to kissing him however-

Cinder: No. You fool. We can’t. We’re enemies.

Jaune: So what? I mean we don’t have to love each other to make a fire. So, are you going to make the first move and express your dominance? Or am I going to show you how strong I really am?

Cinder giggles and turns towards him with her chest to his.

Cinder: Is that a challenge?

Jaune: If that’s how you want it to be.

Cinder: Then don’t hold back.

Jaune: Same.

Jaune and Cinder, without hesitation, kissed and spent a whole night in a ‘hatred’. Cinder was screaming in pleasure as Jaune brutally ‘stabs’ her.

Cinder: I am so glad I killed Pyrrha! ~

[chikorra]

God help me they are too cute and their presences have been stuck in my head for days now [REF - Art of luveyxdovey]

[superiorsturgeon]

Gilded Rose: Wolf Ruby

Ren: …does anyone else smell that…?

Nora: You mean that weird musty smell?

Oscar: It smells like a wet dog mixed with roses! Where is it coming from?

Jaune/Pyrrha: *sweating* 😅