#orv incorrect quotes

[incorrectorv]

Yoo Joonghyuk: How many kids do you have?

Kim Dokja: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

[skylar-325]

[orvreader51]

Peresphone and Hades: We are adopting a child

Kim Dokja: That’s great—

Peresphone: [placing adoption papers on the table] It’s you, sign here please

[murasaki-cha]

Kim Dokja: [Stigma, 'Sacrificial Will Lv.8', is currently in activation!]

The entire KimCom: *simultaneously turning their heads* THIS BITC-

[theofficialuriel]

Kim Dokja: at least she treats me like I’m somebody!

Bihyung: yeah, but would she love you if you were nobody?

Kim Dokja: nobody loved me when I was nobody

Bihyung: I did! Before the money…before the fame…

[randombrainrots]

HSY: advantages of being small

KDJ: what advantage?

HSY: that's what I ask myself everyday

[canthandlethishit]

yjh: *massaging the between of his eyebrows* urgh

ysa: you okay?

yjh: there’s just this major headache *glares at kdj*

kdj: *proceeds to leave the room*

yjh: *grabs him* where do you think you’re going

[crimson-shark]

*in a panic situation*

Yoo Joonghyuk: Kim Dokja! What should I do, regress? Stay?

Kim Dokja: kiss me.

Yjh:

Kdj:

Kdj: sorry that was my inner demon speaking.

Yjh: I like your inner demon.

Kdj: thanks, it tells me to kill myself from time to time.

Source: @bananapointingatthesun

[alicehattera03]

Joonghyuk: I prevented a murder today. Dokja, flabbergasted: Really?! How did you manage to do that? I mean, I knew you had some heroism in you but you did catch me off guard but I want you to know how proud I am of you- Joonghyuk: ...self control. Dokja: ...What did I expect.

[incorrectorv]

Kim Dokja: Everyone always asks me, "How do you handle this bunch of Incarnations in Kim Dokja's Company?" Kim Dokja: The secret is, I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever. Kim Dokja: This morning Jung Heewon called my name and when I showed up to see what was going on Lee Jihye shot me in the throat with a Nerf gun.

[skylar-325]

[orvreader51]

Kim Dokja: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate

[cannot-be-cyn]

i was sleeping and dreamt:

hsy: fuck, marry or kill

kdj: fuck 41 yjh, marry 999 yjh, kill mysel—

hsy: sTOP! that is not how you play this game!

[theofficialuriel]

Kim Dokja: Mama didn’t raise no bitch.

Lee Sookyung: Mama didn’t raise anyone. Mama was in jail.

[kim-ry]

Yjh: What is everyone for Halloween?

Hsy: I’m superman.

Kdj: A clown,(joking)

Hsy: So I’m guessing we don’t need to get you a costume then?

[justanon-believer]

Han Sooyoung : Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.

Kim Dokja : Hey, Han Sooyoung .

Han Sooyoung : GODDAMNIT!

Just thought it'd be them if the world was a better place