#orv incorrect quotes

[skylark325]

[theofficialuriel]

Kim Dokja: at least she treats me like I’m somebody!

Bihyung: yeah, but would she love you if you were nobody?

Kim Dokja: nobody loved me when I was nobody

Bihyung: I did! Before the money…before the fame…

[canthandlethishit]

yjh: *massaging the between of his eyebrows* urgh

ysa: you okay?

yjh: there’s just this major headache *glares at kdj*

kdj: *proceeds to leave the room*

yjh: *grabs him* where do you think you’re going

[incorrectorv]

Yoo Joonghyuk: How many kids do you have?

Kim Dokja: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

[1-800-i-ship-it]

Kim Dokja: *struggling to adjust a framed drawing from the kids on the wall* is this straight?

Han Sooyoung: About as straight as you are, dumbass

Kim Dokja: *looks away* I don’t know what you’re talking about

Yoo Joonghyuk: *walks by, leaning in close to the squid, eyebrows more furrowed than usual* Kim Dokja, that is crooked

Kim Dokja: bastard *blushes at the proximity, unsuccessfully tries to hide it*

Han Sooyoung: *smirks and sidles up* maybe this will help you cope *shoves her lollipop into his mouth and walks away*

Kim Dokja:

Kim Dokja: *bi panik ensues*

[murasaki-cha]

Kim Dokja: [Stigma, 'Sacrificial Will Lv.8', is currently in activation!]

The entire KimCom: *simultaneously turning their heads* THIS BITC-

[alicehattera03]

Joonghyuk: I prevented a murder today. Dokja, flabbergasted: Really?! How did you manage to do that? I mean, I knew you had some heroism in you but you did catch me off guard but I want you to know how proud I am of you- Joonghyuk: ...self control. Dokja: ...What did I expect.

[cannot-be-cyn]

i was sleeping and dreamt:

hsy: fuck, marry or kill

kdj: fuck 41 yjh, marry 999 yjh, kill mysel—

hsy: sTOP! that is not how you play this game!

[crimson-shark]

*in a panic situation*

Yoo Joonghyuk: Kim Dokja! What should I do, regress? Stay?

Kim Dokja: kiss me.

Yjh:

Kdj:

Kdj: sorry that was my inner demon speaking.

Yjh: I like your inner demon.

Kdj: thanks, it tells me to kill myself from time to time.

Source: @bananapointingatthesun

[kim-ry]

Yjh: What is everyone for Halloween?

Hsy: I’m superman.

Kdj: A clown,(joking)

Hsy: So I’m guessing we don’t need to get you a costume then?

[justanon-believer]

Han Sooyoung : Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.

Kim Dokja : Hey, Han Sooyoung .

Han Sooyoung : GODDAMNIT!

Just thought it'd be them if the world was a better place

[skylark325]

[theofficialuriel]

Kim Dokja: Mama didn’t raise no bitch.

Lee Sookyung: Mama didn’t raise anyone. Mama was in jail.

[canthandlethishit]

spoiler for chapter 218 orv novel

they say you sneeze when someone is mentioning your name behind your back sooo

the industrial complex citizens: i am the revolutionary!

kdj: *touched*

the industrial complex citizens: I am Yoo Joonghyuk!

kdj: oh shit 🫢

yjh: *achoo* *achoo* *achoo- what the fu-*achooo*

[incorrectorv]

If Kim Dokja has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Kim Dokja has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Kim Dokja has only one fan, then that is me. If Kim Dokja has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.

- Uriel, Great Sage, and Abyssal Black Flame Dragon

[keiicom]

Kim Dokja: I can accept myself dying, encourage it, even, but I draw the LINE at Yjh dying