#originally I had Clay as Peter but iirc he canonically liked the story so I swapped him and Glory

[mythos321]

was gonna send this to one of the incorrect quotes but honestly it’s long so I’ll have it as a general post, based on that one scene from Family Guy

*During The Lost Heir, while Tsunami is still solo*

Glory: Well, while we’re in here, and since we might all meet our watery demise, I have a confession to make…

I did not care for the missing princess

Clay: What?

Glory: Did not care for The Missing Princes.

Sunny: How can you even say that, Glory?

Glory: Didn't like it.

Clay: Glory, it's so good! It's like the perfect book!

Glory: Y’know that’s what Tsunami said when I told her this. Whenever they say-

Sunny: The emotional opening, the hilarious relief, I mean, you never see-

THE CELEBRATION

Glory: Fine. Fine. Great Parts, did not like the story.

Starflight: Why not?

Glory: Did not...couldn't get into it.

Clay: Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it?

Glory: It insists upon itself, Clay.

Clay: What?

Glory: It insists upon itself.

Clay: What does that even mean?

Sunny: BECAUSE IT HAS A VALID POINT TO MAKE, ITS INSISTED

Glory: It takes forever getting in; you spend like 12 and a half chapters... You know, I can't get through, I've never even finished the book. I've never finished the ending.

Sunny: YOUVE NEVER FINISHED THE ENDING?!?

Starflight: How can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance?

Clay: I agree with Starflight. It's not really fair.

Sunny: It's insane.

Glory: I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the chapter where all the royals are sitting around on the rocks.

Clay: Yeah, it's a great scene. I love that scene.

Glory: I have no idea what they're talking about. they’re just flashing their wings like some night lights…It's like they're speaking a different... You know, that's where I lose interest in it.

Clay: You know what, Glory?

Sunny: THEY ARE SPEAKING AQUATIC YOU EMERALD GREEN DUMBASS

Clay: The language they're speaking is a language of subtlety; it's something you don't understand.

Glory: I love The Muddy Pit. That is my answer to that statement.

Clay: Exactly.

Glory: Well, there you go.

Clay: Whatever.

Sunny: I actually like that story, too.